♪♪ ♪ Skiddly ahh bop bow
get upple on a wubble
buzz into a bubble
wubble on the double
and take your face
to a wubbulous place
scuttle on a shuttle
waddle in a puddle ♪
♪♪ ow!
♪♪ ♪ Through the middle
of a muddle
and dance your feet down
to wubbulous street
flip, float, flop, and drop
bottoms up down to the top
insides, outsides
here and on
when you get to the end
when you get to the end you go on and on ♪
you go on and on ♪
♪♪ ooh!
♪♪ Yeah!
♪♪ Ha ha ha ha ha!
♪♪ Ew!
♪♪ ♪ Scuttle on a shuttle
waddle in a puddle
through the middle
of a muddle
and dance your feet down
to wubbulous street ♪
♪♪ hello.
♪♪ ♪ Get upple on a wubble
buzz into a bubble ♪
♪♪ yeah!
♪♪ Tighten up, get loose.
♪♪ ♪ In the wubbulous world
in the wubbulous world
of dr. Seuss ♪
♪♪ yeah.
♪♪ ha-ha, easy, easy, stay.
Stay... Stay! Good!
Hey! So nice of you to come.
Listen, i, uh...
I can't talk long.
You see, it's time for me
to walk my-- ah!
Okay, okay!
We're going, we're going.
Now, as I was saying.
It's important to remember
to always walk your--whoa!
Whoa!
Or it may just walk you!
Next stop, pet shop!
Thought I'd drop by. Stay!
Good! Yes, may I help you?
♪♪ Uh. Why, yes! We are the
dorfmans of snoozeberry lane.
♪♪ And this is eliza
♪♪ eliza jane.
♪♪ We promised our daughter we'd
get her a pet.
♪♪ Well, then a pet you will
get! Right this way!
♪♪ Oh boy! I want something
different.
♪♪ Here's a doormouse that
actually opens your door.
♪♪ Nah!
♪♪ And a sockshound that picks
up the socks from your floor.
[Bark]
♪♪ good boy!
♪♪ Nah.
♪♪ Nah.
♪♪ Every kid has a dog or a
mouse or a cat.
I want something better.
♪♪ Yeah, but...
♪♪ Something like that.
♪♪ The gink?!
♪♪ The gink?!
♪♪ What's a gink?
♪♪ Well, it's a cross between
a gunk and a skink.
But listen, listen,
you don't want a gink.
♪♪ Well, i, um...
♪♪ ♪ How 'bout an airdale
that flies through the air!
Or this irish setter,
she loves to set hair!
Our poodle can doodle
with oodles of ink,
but whatever you do,
don't get a gink! ♪
♪♪ ♪ Yes, whatever you do
♪♪ ♪ don't get a gink!
♪♪ ♪ I don't want an airdale
♪♪ yeah, but they're on sale.
♪♪ ♪ I don't want a setter
♪♪ okay, then forget her.
♪♪ I don't want a poodle.
♪♪ Well, poodles are a--
♪♪ I want something...better.
♪♪ Hmm. Come on, right this way!
♪ Our bullfrog will ribbet
while shouting ole! ♪
♪♪ Ole!
♪♪ ♪ And here's a bald eagle
who wears a toupee!
I don't mean to rush you,
if you need to think
but whatever you do,
don't get a gink! ♪
♪♪ ♪ Si, whatever you do
♪♪ ♪ don't get a gink
♪♪ ♪ I don't want a bullfrog,
though it's fun to pet her,
I don't want a eagle,
I want something better! ♪
♪♪ ♪ This iguana from xanadu
does what you wanna do,
this pleasing weasel
is certain to pleasel you ♪
♪♪ ehh...
♪♪ ♪ And if you prefer mink,
our mink's in the pink,
but whatever you do,
don't get a gink ♪
♪♪ ♪ yes, whatever you do,
don't get a gink! ♪
♪♪ ♪ Our snake in the grass
will mow your lawn for you,
and smooch-smooch the pooch
will simply adore you,
it's time to decide,
so if you're on the brink
whatever you do ♪
♪♪ ♪ oh, whatever you do
♪♪ ♪ please, whatever you do
♪♪ ♪ don't get a gink!
Well, dear what's it going
to be?
♪♪ I'll take the gink!
♪♪ The gink!
♪♪ Absolutely not!
♪♪ Oh please, please, please.
You promised I could get
any pet I want.
♪♪ All right...
♪♪ But take care of your gink.
♪♪ Oh, I will! I will! I will!
I will!
♪♪ So, here's your gink
and with him you get a gink
video and a -volume set.
Plus a full service contract
and a gink guarantee
that your gink will be just
what a gink oughta be.
♪♪ Ooh!
♪♪ Wait'll my friends see him!
♪♪ That's incredible!
♪♪ It's amazing!
♪♪ Ooh!
♪♪ What did you say it was?
♪♪ A gink.
♪♪ A gink!
♪♪ Mm-hmm.
♪♪ Ooh.
♪♪ Well, what's it do?
♪♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah.
♪♪ Well, um...
♪♪ Gooblat! Gooblat!
♪♪ What's wrong with the gink?!
♪♪ I don't know!
♪♪ Why's he going gooblat?
♪♪ Yeah! Why would a gink start
gooblating like that?!
♪♪ I'm not sure.
Uh, let's, um...
Check the videotape.
♪♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah. Videotape.
♪♪ Let's see.
♪♪ "Exploring the gink"--
with your host and foremost
gink authority--
horton the elephant!
That's you!
♪♪ Hmm? Oh, that's me!
Ha-ha. Here you see ginks
in their gink habitat.
Enjoying the day while going
gooblat.
♪♪ Gooblat!
♪♪ [Giggling] you see, when
they're hungry. They gooblat.
♪♪ Gooblat!
♪♪ Like that.
♪♪ Gooblat! Gooblat!
♪♪ See? He's just hungry.
♪♪ What does a gink eat?
♪♪ Uh...
♪♪ Gooblat!
♪♪ Gooblat!
♪♪ Ginks eat fresh gloopa fruit
from gloopa trees.
You'll find on the mountain tops
north of south geeze.
Here you go.
They're hungry.
♪♪ Gooblat!
♪♪ Ginks are inclined to recline
when they dine,
which is bad for digestion
but good for the spine.
And they listen to snoo-harps
the snootybird plays.
And she'll play for the day
if you're willing to pay.
♪♪ Gooblat! Gooblat! Gooblat!
♪♪ Run! Run!
♪♪ Ah, keep an eye on him,
will you? I need to find some
gloopa fruit fast! The gink is
hungry!
♪♪ Hi!
♪♪ Oh, oh! Hey! Where can
I get some gloopa fruit?
♪♪ Well, with the gink service
you get fruit galore,
delivered fresh daily
right to your door!
Here they come.
♪♪ Yum-a-yum-yum.
Yum-a-yum-yum.
Yum-a-yum-yum.
Yum-a-yum-yum.
Yum-a-yum-yum.
Yum-a-yum-yum.
Floopa!
♪♪ Ah, yes! Here's some floopa
fruit, juicy and sweet.
[Chanting]
♪♪ noopa!
♪♪ Or some ripe noopa fruit
all you can eat!
♪♪ [Chanting]
♪♪ boopa!
♪♪ Yes, we've got floopa and
zoopa and um...
♪♪ Boop-boop-be-doopa!
♪♪ That's the one.
♪♪ Boop-boop-be-doopa?
♪♪ Uh-huh!
♪♪ Oh! But my gink is
gooblating! He doesn't want
floopa! He doesn't want noopa!
He doesn't want vlooopa!
Or boop-boop-ba-doopa!
He just wants his gloopa!
♪♪ Gloopa?
Why didn't you say so?
♪♪ Gloopa!
♪♪ Yes! Feed your gink
gloopa fruit times a day--
once in between meals
and after you play.
♪♪ Thank you!
♪♪ You're welcome. Oh!
And once before breakfast
and twice before lunch.
On sundays he'll want to have
sausage for brunch.
♪♪ Hooray!
♪♪ Ha-ha! Bon appetit!
♪♪ Gooblat.
♪♪ Open the hangar.
Here comes the plane.
♪♪ [Burp]
♪♪ hey! You stopped gooblating!
♪♪ Ooh! Flubink! Flubink!
Flubink! Flubink!
♪♪ Now, he's going--
♪♪ flubink!
♪♪ And he's bouncing around
and splotching pink ink!
♪♪ Flubink! Flubink! Flubink!
Flubink! Flubink! Flubink!
♪♪ Ah, it says here.
It says here.
"If your gink starts up bouncing
and splotching pink ink--"
♪♪ "and making a sound like--"
♪♪ flubink!
♪♪ "Walk your gink now!"
♪♪ Ah.
♪♪ Flubink!
♪♪ Uh, right.
♪♪ [Muttering]
♪♪ ahh!
♪♪ Ah! Hold the vase!
♪♪ Whoa!
[Vase shatters]
♪♪ ah!
♪♪ Yes, curb yourselves, and
don't get any hair on my tunic!
♪♪ Excuse me, mr. Park ranger.
Slow down, slow down! No!
♪♪ Flubink! Flubink!
♪♪ I'm really sorry!
♪♪ Look what you did--
♪♪ gooonuck! Gooonuck!
♪♪ I'm the park ranger ronald q.
Clark. Please get that gink
out of the park.
♪♪ I'm trying!
♪♪ Gooonuck! Gooonuck!
♪♪ Your gink is disturbing the
peace much too much.
With his goonuck goonuck
goonucking and such.
♪♪ Goonuck!
♪♪ He's going goonuck, sir,
because he is stuck, sir.
You wouldn't mind,
you know, sir?
♪♪ Oh, yeah, yeah, you want
help. Sorry.
♪♪ Yeah. Just pull a little
right here.
♪♪ Ready!
One, two, and three!
♪♪ Goonuck! Goonuck!
♪♪ Ahh.
♪♪ Is he always this sticky?
♪♪ Aah!
♪♪ Ugh! Unh!
Ginks have a habit
of sticking like glue. Ugh...
To trees and to rocks and to me
and to you. Ugh!
This keeps them from blowing
away in the breeze
'cause the breeze. Ugh.
Is quite strong. Ugh.
In the hills of south geeze.
Whoa!
♪♪ [Screaming]
♪♪ so if your gink is all gunky
and starting to stick,
no need to panic,
here's a neat trick.
Just scrub him and bathe him
with soap and with bubbles,
and you'll soon wash away
your sticky gink troubles.
♪♪ ♪ La-dee-da! Blatt, blatt,
blatt, blatt ♪
♪♪ oh, gink! Will you hold
still! Gink! How am I supposed
to get the gunk off you?
♪♪ Hey, no need to be nervous.
You've got the gink service.
Which includes one free bath
and a scrub.
♪♪ A dub dub!
♪♪ Ha-ha!
♪♪ Ooh!
♪♪ Scrub-a-dub-dub!
Scrub-a-dub-dub!
Scrub-a-dub-dub!
Scrub-a-dub-dub!
Scrub-a-dub-dub!
Scrub-a-dub-dub!
Scrub-a-dub-dub!
Scrub-a-dub-dub!
♪♪ Hey! Watch it!
Huh!
♪♪ Ohh!
♪♪ Voila! The gink is clean!
♪♪ Pee-yoo! What's that smell?
♪♪ What smell?
♪♪ Ahh, the gink stinks!
♪♪ Yes! That's how you know
he's clean! Pee-yoo!
♪♪ Eliza, do something!
♪♪ Yes, do something quick!
♪♪ That stinky gink stink
is making us sick.
♪♪ Ooh!
♪♪ Eww!
♪♪ But what can I do?
It's making me sick too.
♪♪ Zooblink! Zooblink!
Zooblink!
♪♪ Ohh...
♪♪ [Wheezing]
if your gink really stinks
and starts to zooblink,
that means it's time
for squinking your gink.
Yes, to destink a gink
you must give him a squink.
And a squank and a squonk.
♪♪ [Zooblinking]
♪♪ zooblink! Zooblank! Zooblonk!
♪♪ Your gink is zooblinking,
zooblanking, zooblonking
♪♪ yes! He needs his gink
squinking and squanking
and squonking.
♪♪ But how--how am I supposed
to squink him and squank him and
squonk him?
♪♪ With a squinker-squank-
squonker!
♪♪ A squink-squank-squonker?
♪♪ Squink! Squank! Squonk!
♪♪ Squink! Squank! Squonk! Squink! Squank! Squonk...
Squink! Squank! Squonk...
♪♪ When you've got a gink
there is no time for fun,
'cause when the work's over
there is more to be done.
There is more to be done. ♪♪ Zooblink! Zooblonk! Zooblank!
♪♪ Zooblink! Zooblonk! Zooblank!
♪♪ Eliza! It's time to play
ball!
♪♪ Oh, um, ah.
But my gink is zooblinking,
zooblanking, zooblonking!
He--he needs his gink
squinking and squanking
and squonking with his
squinker-squank-squonker.
♪♪ Zooblink, zooblank.
♪♪ Eliza! It's time for the
luau!
♪♪ I'm squonking and squinking
and squanking and squonking!
Whoa! Grr!
Squonk! Squink!
Squank! Squonk!
♪♪ Eliza! It's time to go
snorkeling!
♪♪ Snorkeling? Ugh!
Ooh! I'm tired of squinking
and squonking and squanking.
I'm tired of all this
zooblink-blonk-blank-blanking!
Huh!
♪♪ Zoooblank!
♪♪ Huh! I don't care for you,
gink! No, I don't anymore.
I'm taking you back--
I'm taking you back-- back to the store!
Back to the store!
Back to the store! ♪♪ Sneeblatt!
♪♪ Sneeblatt!
♪♪ Please heed this warning.
When your gink sticks to you,
if you're not careful,
if you're not careful, you'll stick to him, too.
You'll stick to him, too.
And soon you will find
you are never apart.
'Cause you've got a gink
'cause you've got a gink stuck to your heart.
Stuck to your heart.
♪♪ Come on! Come on boy!
This way! No, no, not that way.
You want to go that way?
Fine then. We'll go that way!
Fine then. We'll go that way! Or this way!
Or this way!
♪♪ ♪ I'm stuck on you,
oh, yes, I'm stuck on you,
could it be more than goo
that makes me stick to you?
Could it be your blatt, blatt,
blatt? ♪
♪♪ Blatt!
♪♪ ♪ Or your sweet goonuck
♪♪ goonuck!
♪♪ ♪ Could it be your blooga
bloo, that makes me oh so stuck
on you! ♪
♪♪ Blooga bloo!
♪♪ ♪ I'm stuck on you,
oh, yes, I'm stuck on you!
And could it be
you're stuck on me, too?
So if you're zooblinking,
and need a squinking,
I'll be there for you ♪
♪♪ zooblink!
♪♪ ♪ And if you zooblonk,
and want a squonk,
well, I'm the one
to squonk you, too ♪
♪♪ zooblonk!
♪♪ ♪ 'Cause I'm stuck on you
♪♪ ♪ goobloo
♪♪ ♪ oh, yes, I'm stuck on you
♪♪ ♪ bloogoo
♪♪ ♪ and could it be
♪♪ ♪ and could it be you're stuck on me, too? ♪
You're stuck on me, too? ♪
♪♪ Come on, gink, the concert's
about to start.
♪♪ Yanooky!
♪♪ The gink!
♪♪ You brought the gink with
you?
♪♪ You brought the gink here?
♪♪ Well, yeah, he likes music.
He has a good ear. Come on.
♪♪ Hey! Hey! I can't see a
thing! Did you hear what I said?
I can't see at all
with that hat on his head.
♪♪ Well, I know what you mean.
I heard what you said.
But that hat's not a hat.
That hat is his head!
♪♪ Do you have to sit here?
♪♪ Can't you move over there?
♪♪ Uh...uh...
Sorry, too late!
He's stuck to his chair!
♪♪ But.
♪♪ Shh.
♪♪ ...is "concerto for trio of
snoo harp, in 'a'."
Snoo harp, in 'a'." ♪♪ Flat.
♪♪ Flat.
♪♪ ♪ Sneebla, sneebla, snoo
♪♪ shh!
♪♪ Sorry.
♪♪ I can't hear a thing.
♪♪ Hey, what can I do?
My gink likes to sing.
♪♪ Blooba! Blooba!
♪♪ Everybody!
♪ Sneebla! Sneebla! Snoo,
sneebla! Sneebla! Snoo ♪
sneebla! Sneebla! Snoo ♪ ♪♪ good!
♪♪ Good!
♪♪ [Moaning]
♪♪ come on, gink!
Let's go stick to the trees!
♪♪ Gool.
♪♪ What's wrong with you, gink?
Hey! You've lost all your stink.
You've lost all your stick!
Gink, are you sick?
♪♪ Don't worry! No fear!
You've got the gink service.
And lucky for you
it includes doctors
not one doc, but two!
♪♪ ♪ Da-na-da-da-da-da!
♪♪ I'm mr. Knox.
♪♪ I'm mr. Knox.
♪♪ You're fox in socks.
♪♪ You're fox in socks.
♪♪ ♪ And we are the doctors
today! ♪
♪♪ Sorry. Sorry.
♪♪ Hmm...hmm.
♪♪ What's wrong with my gink?
♪♪ It's hard to tell.
♪♪ Your gink has two hearts.
♪♪ And they're both beating
well.
♪♪ Yes! One ticks and one tocks
and one tocks and one ticks.
One tick tock tock ticks
while the other tick tocks!
♪♪ So what's up docs?
♪♪ Well, it's clear that the
gink is truly distressed
♪♪ yes! This gink isn't sick
♪♪ he's merely depressed!
♪♪ Oh!
♪♪ How sad!
♪♪ What makes a gink happy
is being at home,
swinging from nubble vines
and sleeping on foam.
♪♪ Yanooky!
♪♪ And a nice game of
tiddlyginks with mother and dad.
♪♪ Yanooky!
♪♪ Whoa!
♪♪ Ugh!
♪♪ Whew! Whew!
♪♪ Oh, poor gink.
You're homesick!
♪♪ Gool.
♪♪ Don't worry, gink!
You'll soon feel at home.
Mom! We need to
re-decorate the house.
♪♪ Yanooky! Yanooky!
Yanooky! Yanooky!
♪♪ Here I come, dad! Yanooky!
♪♪ Ready! Ooh!
♪♪ Your turn, gink! Your turn!
Yanooky!
♪♪ Gool.
♪♪ It'll make you feel better.
Oh! Why won't he play?
♪♪ We aren't real ginks.
♪♪ We are dorfmans by name.
♪♪ And we think your gink thinks
it's just not the same.
♪♪ Gool.
♪♪ Perhaps we should take the
gink back to the store.
♪♪ No! No! Don't take him back!
No! Not to the store!
I'll do anything! Please!
I can do more!
♪♪ But dear...
♪♪ I'll make you happy.
I'll--i'll--i'll
I'll be more like you.
I'll, I'll gooblat and goonuck
and goobloo till I'm blue!
Gooblat! Goonuck! Gooboo!
Gooblat! Goonuck! Gooboo!
Goonuck! Goobloo! Goobloo!
Goobloo! Goobloo!
♪♪ [Sobbing]
sneeblat!
♪♪ But no matter what, it...
It still won't be home?
♪♪ Gool.
♪♪ Oh...
Oh, I wish I could keep you.
But keeping you's wrong.
So I'm taking you back,
so I'm taking you back, back to where you belong.
Back to where you belong.
♪♪ ♪ I'm stuck on you,
oh, yes, I'm stuck on you ♪
♪♪ gool.
♪♪ ♪ Could it be
your blooga bloo
that makes me
oh so stuck on you? ♪
♪♪ Blooga bloo
♪♪ ♪ I'm stuck on you,
oh, yes, I'm stuck on you ♪
♪♪ gabloo.
♪♪ ♪ And could it be
you're stuck on me, too? ♪
You're stuck on me, too? ♪ ♪♪ Bloogoo!
♪♪ Bloogoo!
[Breathing heavily]
♪♪ well, you're home, gink!
You're here!
Go stick to your mother.
Go stick to your dad.
Go stick to each other.
Woah!
Oh, no, no, no, no...
I--i--i'm not a gink.
My name's 'liza jane,
and my home is at home
on snoozeberry lane.
♪♪ Gool.
♪♪ But--but--i'll--i'll
write to you often
and visit you soon.
♪♪ Visiting hours are from
: to noon. But on thursdays
we're open the whole afternoon!
Mm-hmm.
♪♪ Bye-bye, gink.
♪♪ Blagoo.
♪♪ [Laughing]
♪♪ yanooky!
Yanooky!
♪♪ Blagoo.
♪♪ Oh! Oh!
♪♪ Oh! Oh! What a happy family! He-he-he!
What a happy family! He-he-he!
♪♪ I miss my gink.
♪♪ Ugh! Unh!
This pet needs a home
does this home need a pet?
♪♪ Huh?
♪♪ Oh, my!
♪♪ Here we are.
♪♪ A kitten! Ohh!
♪♪ I'm sure a kitten won't be
too much trouble.
♪♪ Ohh!
♪♪ And she comes with full
service and my guarantee.
That this kitten will be
what a kitten should be.
♪♪ Aww, what a cute kitty.
You hungry, kitty?
You hungry, kitty? ♪♪ Gooblat!
♪♪ Gooblat!
[Gink singing "stuck on you"]
♪♪ yeah. Oh, it's nice
I'm not--ha! Ha! Ha!
See--[laughing]--
see, you've got it wrong--
when all's said and done--
[laughing]
this is really quite fun!
[Laughing]
[laughing] I'm not ticklish!
I'm not ticklish!
01x01 - The Gink
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Combines live puppets with digitally animated backgrounds, and in its first season, refashioning characters and themes from the original Dr. Seuss books into new stories that often retained much of the flavor of Dr. Seuss' own works.
Combines live puppets with digitally animated backgrounds, and in its first season, refashioning characters and themes from the original Dr. Seuss books into new stories that often retained much of the flavor of Dr. Seuss' own works.