- But, why would he want us here after midnight on a Thursday?
- I don't know,
but if it's because he had a bad dream again,
I am not gonna sing him a lullaby this time.
- Maybe it's some emergency. Like maybe he--
- I'm here!
- That's an emergency.
- Are you...
why would...
curlers?
What, you thought my hair was naturally curly?
[alarm beeps]
- Heyyy.
Hello friends.
Welcome.
Welcome!
- Uh, sure. - Yeah, hey.
- And now...
I wanna introduce you guys to someone very special.
- Who's that? - I dunno.
- It looks like a woman. - Yeah.
- Everyone...
this is Gwen.
- Hi guys.
- Uh, hey. - What's up, Gwen.
- Hey. Ray, can I talk to you for a second
- Hold on, I'd really rather-- - Just a sec, so sorry,
- Isn't she great? So pretty-- - I'm so sorry--
Are you crazy?!? - What?
- You can't bring some stranger down here in the Man Cave!
- Oh, Gwen's not a stranger.
- Well, how long have you known her?!
- Almost three hours.
- Three hours?! What?!
- Ooo, that reminds me. I gotta tell her you're Kid Danger.
- Wha-no--no, you can't tell--
- Hey, honey? - Yes?
- I'll bet you'll never guess
who this lovable knucklehead really is.
- Ray, don't! - Not a good idea.
- Kid Danger! Ha Ha.
- Duuude! - Dude.
- It's okaaay. Gwen even knows
that I'm Captain Man.
- What are you doing?! - Ray!
- And guess what else.
Gwen and I...
we're getting married.
- Heyyy.
What's the...happening?
- Ray's getting married to a woman he met three hours ago!
- Whaaaaaaaat?!?
And--
why does Jasper have those things on his head?
- Because his hair's not naturally curly.
- Whaaaaaaaat?!?
- It all just kinda happened.
I wanted an after-school job.
But then, an indestructible superhero
hired me to be his sidekick.
- Ah!
- Now we blow bubbles...
and fight crime.
[ music ]
- Call it. - Up the tube!
Aw, my boot! - Ha!
- Grr!
- Henry... - Yeah?
- This plant's intimidating me.
- Dude, we got bigger problems right now, than...
plant thirst.
[ plant coughs ]
I mean, why would Ray wanna marry a lady
he's only known for three hours?!?
- Maybe she has a trampoline.
- Grr.
- Nooo, I love you more.
I do too.
No, I love you more than you love me.
Oh I think I do.
- All right, he's about to make me puke.
- No, I love you more.
- What's that?
We can use this to find out why Ray fell in love
with that woman so quickly.
- But how can-- - Shhhh-shoosh!
Ray!
Ray, come quick to me!
- Yeah, I'll see ya in a few minutes.
I love you. Muah.
Okay Schwoz, what was it that you wanted me--
- Charlotte, catch him!
- Me? Ah! - Charrrlotte--
- Good job!
Now bring him over here to the sofa!
- Come on...
smile for me.
Ahhhh!
He globbered me!
- All right, all right, it's not that bad.
Ah, it's just a little bit. Come on, here.
- Henry.
Jasper.
- Hey Gwen!
- Uh, Jasper...
why don't you go to the bathroom?
- 'Cuz I'm empty?
- Then go into the bathroom, and use your phone
to listen to your Celine Dion playlist.
- Done!
- Y'know...
Henry.
I got the feeling last night
that you don't want me to marry your friend Ray.
- Well I'm glad you got that feeling,
'cuz that feeling is exactly what I want
your feeling to be.
Ya feelin' me?
- I'm sorry, one more time?
- No, I'm sorry,
'cuz I don't repeat stuff.
- What are you doing?
I am connecting this device to Ray's brain,
and converting his cerebral memory impulses
into audio and video images, so we can see his memories
from yesterday, when he first met the lah-day.
- When he first met the "lah-day."
[ beeping ]
- Hey! You, there.
- Me?
- What are you doing with that glowing blob?
- Uh...nothing.
- That's a lie.
I think you're a criminal.
- Are you...hungry?
- Uhhh.
- I know Ray.
And there's no way that he'd meet you,
then ask you to marry him on the same day, unless you--
Unless you did something.
- Y'know, Henry...
I was hoping we could be friends.
But now...
I'm sorry that I made you these muffins.
- M-muffins?
- Mmmm, yeah, that's really good.
That's a good muffin...
- Captain Man? - Yeah?
- May I kiss you?
- Uhhh... wuhhhh...
[ beeps faster ]
- Now, Captain Man, is there something you wanna tell me?
- Y-yeah, I...
I love you.
- That's right.
And you always will.
- The muffin!
- Yes! What?
- Gwen did something to the muffin! Like...
she must've added some sort of chemical or something,
and it made Ray fall in love with her when she kissed him!
- Dee, da, do. Ah!
- Jasper?! Hey, what's up?
I thought you were upstairs in Junk-N-Stuff with Henry.
Oh, I was, but Henry wanted to talk to Gwen,
so I went to the-- - Gwen?!?
- Ah geez! - C'mon!
- Wait! I'm running too!
- Oh man, what is this, banana nut?
This a banana nut muffin?
- Henry, don't swallow that muffin!!!
- W-w-what--stop--ah! - Henry, it's dangerous.
- Use the soap duster!
- Wait--what! Wha--
- Okay, out of your mouth! Henry!
- Hey! Let him eat the muffin!
- You back up!
- Oh my God!
- I know mouth-to-mouth resuscitation!
- I need to kiss him!
- Hey, I'm his best friend!
[ Jasper gasping ]
- Hen?! Hen, are you okay?
- I...
I love you.
- Hey! H-Hey!
Quit it!
No, Henry--This is not a good time to hug.
- Aw, you have such pretty hair.
- Henry!
- Great, see what you did?!?
- What I did?!? - Yeah!
- I'm not the one who's been boppin' around here
with a big box of mystical muffins!
- Gwen!
I was just dreaming about the first time we met.
- Hello, my sweet man.
- Ray, no!
- Quit--quit it. - I can't quit you.
- Ray! You don't really love her!
- Ray, she gave you a bad muffin that--
- She tricked you!
- Yah, and she tried to do it to Henry, too!
- Except Henry fell in love with Jasper by mistake!
- Aw, my baby's so smart.
- Could you please make all of these people leave
so we can be alone?
- All right, everybody out!
Come on, let's go. - Wait, wait!
- B-b-but! - No, no, no.
- Wait, wait, look at me!
- Ooo, but you gotta go. Okay!
Hate to see ya go, but go.
- Bye guys.
- N-no--nope, stop it. - I love you.
- No, no, no, you can't come in.
- Why I can't go in there?
- 'Cuz what if Henry's parents are home?
- Bu--I can't stay out here by myself!
- Sure you can.
- No! What if someone tries to take me?
- Who would want you?
- People want me.
[ little dog howls ]
- Okay...
Tell me why Gwen would use tainted muffins
to make Ray fall in love with her.
- 'Cuz, think about it.
If Captain Man and Kid Danger are so in love
that they can't fight crime, then they can't stop Gwen
from doing whatever evil things she wants to do!
- Okay, then I think we need to figure out how--how--
Ooo...
Ahh.
Ooo, that feels so nice.
[ snoring ]
- Let's take him.
- Ahhh! - Get up!
- Help! D-d-don't take me!
- Jaaaasperrr!
- Oh, hey, Piper.
- Did you go into my bathroom and take my curling iron?!?
- Uh, yeah, but I-- - Hey!
Don't you yell at my Jasper.
- He jacked my girly curly!
- Owww!
She yanked off my eyelashes!
- Piper!
You just hurt someone I love!
- Yeah, and I'm just gettin' started!
- What? No. No!
- No, stop! No! - Piper, stop!
- Are you gonna steal my-- - Piper quit that! No!
- Now stay outta my bathroom!
- Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!
- Henry! Are you okay?!?
You okay?
- Ah, yeah.
Yeah. I think so.
Oh, Jasper-- - No more hugging me!
- Hugging you?
Ewww.
- Ewww? Wait!
Aren't you in love with Jasper?!
- In love with--what?!
Noooo! No.
- Okay...okay, this is awesome!
- What is? How come Henry doesn't love me anymore?
- I think 'cuz when Piper was harassing you,
it made Henry feel really angry.
- So? - So...
- When you feel strong emotions,
your body releases chemicals into your brain.
- Ohh, okay...
so like, when Henry felt anger,
it drove out his feelings of love?
Yeah, I think that's what happened.
Okay, okay so now,
All I gotta do is make Ray like, insanely mad,
so he'll fall outta love with Gwen.
- Well, but--how are you gonna get him mad enough?
- You could pick a fight with him!
- Yes.
- Oh, c'mon, Ray could k*ll you!
You can't pick a fight with Ray.
- Well one of us is gonna have to do it.
- Not it. - Not it!
- Let go of my foot!
Quit it!
I'm not something you can just take!
- Hey, hey, hey, get outta here.
- Pick on someone your own size. - Delinquents.
- Jerks!
- C'mon, let's get to the Man Cave!
- I told you not to leave me alone.
- Well, who knew? - I knew!
Schwoz knew.
- I love that. - Good. What?
- Mouth kisses from my future missus.
- Yeeeaaahhh. Well, it's :,
so I'm gonna go rob the Swellview bank.
- Okay baby.
You go rob it good.
- Okay, just gonna change first.
- I love you!
- Yes, you do.
- Sooo...
Charlotte?
- Yeah Henry?
- Who do you think should win
"Most Attractive Guy in Swellview?"
- "Most Attractive Guy in Swellview?"
- Yeah. - Uhhh...
- Hey, what about your dad?
- Yah, your dad is hot.
- Well, yeah. - That's true.
- That's an interesting way of looking at it
- Wait, wait, wait a second, you guys.
- Yeah? - What's up, buddy?
- Just a friendly reminder,
I've won "Most Attractive Guy in Swellview"
for the past twelve years, so...
it's kinda in the bag.
- Well, yeah, but...
you're kinda old now.
- I'm old?
- Yeah, I mean, what are you like...
over fifty?
- Fif--?!
Did you just use the "F "word?
- Hey, look, I'm just saying--
- I'm , Henry. You know that.
- Well, you're starting to lose your hair a little bit.
- What did you just say to me?
- Hey, where's Gwen?
- Gwen happens to be getting ready to go rob a bank.
- Or...
Maybe she's not goin' to rob a bank.
Maybe she's goin' to meet some other guy.
- She's going to rob a bank.
- Or, maybe...
she's goin' to meet some guy named Rob...
Banks.
- That's stupid. That's not a guy's name.
- Yeah it is.
Just face it, Ray. Gwen doesn't want you.
She wants Robert J. Banks.
Y'know why?
I bet he's way better lookin' than you.
- Not possible. - Yep.
He's probably in his early thirties.
- That's enough. - Yeah,
I bet he's gonna kiss her soo goooood.
Oh, Gwen, you kiss like a princess
Mmmm, your lips feel like hot pie.
- Ahh!
- It's not my fault that she likes younger guys!
Oh, is that some grey hair? - Get off me!
- Is that some grey hair?!
- Keep going. You gotta make him madder.
- Yeah, I'm workin' on tha--
- Come on. You ain't so bad.
You ain't so bad! - Hyeah!
- This is so cool to watch!
- I'm glad you're having a good time.
- Go!
- She probably makes muffins for lots of guys.
- She only makes muffins for me!
- Henry!
- Uh-oh.
- Ray, don't!
- Ah, ohh, uhh...
- I think you did it! It's working!
- Ray! Ray. - Can you hear us?!?
- It's me, Jasper! - Ray, Ray, you okay?
- Can you hear us?
- Ah, what happened?
I was in love...
with a woman, uh... Gwen!
- She gave you a love muffin.
- Yeah, and then I had to make you really mad
so your feelings of rage and anger would overpower
your muffin-induced feelings of love.
- That makes sense.
Guys, quick, go hide!
- Okay Ray, I'm about to leave...
It should take me about, hmm...
twenty minutes to rob the bank.
- Aw that sounds great.
- Oh hey, how do you like my ponytail?
- I love it.
I mean it's really cute and just so--
Ah!
- Owww!!!
You just ripped my ponytail off my head!
You're...you're not in love with me anymore.
- Yeah, he's not.
- Sorry, Gwen.
- How ya like dem muffins?
- And now, Gwen,
I'd be honored to escort you to prison.
- Look out! - She's got a phone!
- So?
- Who cares?
- You better care.
Because if I tap right here,
it's gonna send a post out telling the whole world
that Ray Manchester is Captain Man,
and that Henry Hart is Kid Danger.
- Anything about me?
- You let me go, and I'll keep your secret.
Deal?
[ whispers ]
- Do we have a deal or don't we?
- Yeah, we've got a deal-- for now.
- But someday you're going to jail.
- I doubt it.
Buh-bye, boys and girl!
Off I go!
Okay, what words do I have to say
to activate the tube suckage?
- Oh, yeah, just yell,
"Diamonds, rubies, lift me...tubies."
- Yup, that's it. - Thank you.
Diamonds, rubies, lift me, tubies!
[ all laughing ]
- I will tap this button, I swear I'll tap it!
- Just say, "Up the tube."
- Up the tube!
- Whew.
This whole thing was insane.
- Yeah, no kidding.
- Well, at least we all learned something valuable.
- What'd we learn? - We all learned
that no matter how strong love is...
anger is stronger.
- It's true. - That's a good point.
[ oven bell ] - Mmm...
03x02 - Love Muffin
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After school, Henry becomes Kid Danger: Captain Man's superhero sidekick.
After school, Henry becomes Kid Danger: Captain Man's superhero sidekick.