- Okay, over there. There we go...
- Okay, I'm here. What's up?
- Uh, Charlotte wants to show us the new project she made
for The Gizmo Show.
- Gizmo Show?
- What's a Gizmo Show?
- Oh, it's this huge competition they have every year
where kids bring all kinds of cool machines
and inventions they've made - [ yawns ]
- and they show it to the...
I'm sorry, was I boring you?
- Yah, little bit. - Okay.
- Nooo, he's tired 'cuz he hasn't slept in two days.
- Yeah, but Henry was also being boring.
- True.
[ yawns ]
- Why hasn't Schwoz slept in two days?
- 'Cuz he was bingewatching that mini series about OJ.
- Mmmm, the one about that big trial from the nineties?
- No.
- The one about orange juice.
- Yeah, it's called "OJ: From Farm To Glass."
- Hey, you see the episode yet about how they remove the pulp--
- Shhhh, no spoilers!
- Ah! [ crash ]
[ elevator ding ]
- Is it time to see Charlotte's thing?
- Jasper! - You're supposed to be upstairs
in JunkNStuff, working.
- Yeah, dude, what if a customer walks in?
- Oh, it's okay I left a sign saying:
"Be Right Back."
- And hello!!!
As some of you know,
for the past three years at The Gizmo Show,
my projects have won the second place prize.
- Okay - So interesting.
- All right.
- But this is the year that Charlotte goes number one.
[ chuckles ]
- So you're gonna pee?
[ all laugh ]
- She's going to pee!
- She's going to pee, which is number one!
- She's going to pee. Hahahaha!
[ laughter dies off ]
- I call my project...
The Scream Machine.
Please clap.
- Oh. - Yeah.
- Now, as we all know,
the future of our planet depends on finding new ways
to create clean, renewable energy.
But where will our energy come from?
- France. - No.
- Energy Balls. - Wrong.
- Orange juice. - Dang it.
- Double-A batteries!
- Shut up!!!
As you're about to see,
my Scream Machine creates energy from sound.
- Ohhh, sound. - That's interesting.
- What she mean sound? - I like batteries.
- Jasper? Over here please?
- Ooo. - Busted.
- Put that mask over your mouth.
- Ooo, a mask!
- Now, watch as I take the Shock Rod that Schwoz made...
...and do this.
[ muffled screams ]
[ Hawaiian music plays ]
- Whoa, what made it work like that?
- Sound!!! - Oh.
- See, when Jasper screamed, these magnetic modules
converted the sound vibrations into energy,
which this kinetic transformer turned into electricity,
which made the hula girl dance!
- Ooopa! - Wow.
- That's fantastic. - You're right.
- But why'd you have to rod shock me?
- For science.
- W-w-wait, so when someone makes a sound into this thing,
how much electricity can it create?
- It depends on how loud the sound is,
and how long the sound lasts.
- Ooo, I want to try something!
- Oh, no, no, you don't need to try--
- That's probably not a good idea.
- Schwoz, what are you gonna do with that air horn?
[ blows air horn ]
[ music speeds up ]
- Yeah!
Hula! Hula! Hula!
Hula! Hula! Hula! - Schwoz!!!
- Schwoz, stop! - Stop why?!?
Look how the hula girl is--
- Wha--hut, huh, huh, huh... - What, hut, huh, huh...
- Don't blame yourselfs.
- It all just kinda happened.
I wanted an after-school job.
But then, an indestructible superhero
hired me to be his sidekick.
- Ah!
- Now we blow bubbles...
and fight crime.
[ music ]
- Call it. - Up the tube!
- Aw, my boot! - Ha!
- Uhh! - Ah!
- Ayeeeeee!!! - Oooooooeeeeeee!!!
Ayewaaaahhhhh!!!
- Four months!
I worked on that project for four months!
- All right, Charlotte. - That's enough...
- Come on.
- Whoah, whoah. - Stop.
- Come on.
- I was finally gonna win first place at The Gizmo Show!
Finally! But Schwoz had to go wreck my Scream Machine
and ruin my chances!
- Look, just calm down.
- Hey!
Never tell a woman to calm down.
- I'm sorry I was just tryin' to--
- Never tell a woman to calm down.
- Okay. - Say it with me.
[ together ] Never tell a woman to calm down.
- Ya get it? - Yes, I promise.
- Charlotte, this really isn't the disaster you think it is.
- But, The Gizmo Show is on Monday
and look what Schwoz did to my project!
- Okaaay, but Schwoz is a scientific genius
and he has all weekend to rebuild your Scream Machine,
which he will.
- Noooooo! This weekend I'm supposed to get my colonoscopy!
- Reschedule it.
- I'll just reschedule it.
- But the rules say that every kid
has to create their own gizmo
without help from a parent or any other adult.
It has to be my work.
- It is your work.
- Uh, yeah, see, look, Schwoz is just gonna recreate
the project you made. Okay?
- Okay? - Okay?
- [ groans] I guess so.
- All right, then we're all good.
Schwoz, now it's up to you to make sure you get--
- Oh my god, this guy. - Are you serious?
Oh my god, all right. I got this.
[ air horn ]
- Oh! Augh!
Who did that? - None a'your business.
- Okay, good, good for you.
Ha ha. Don't calm down.
- Hey...
Can we stop and get ice creams?
- No.
No ice creams 'til later.
Right now, we gotta get to the hardware store.
- [ sighs ] I hate goin' to hardware stores.
- Well, I need extra parts if you want me to recreate
Charlotte's stupid Scream Machine.
- Well, you wouldn't have to recreate
Charlotte's Scream Machine
if you hadn't airhorned that hula dancer to death.
- Stop making me feel bad!
- You should feel bad!
Now just keep studying Charlotte's drawings
and make sure you know everything you need to get.
- I'm looking at Charlotte's plans right now!
- Oh, look at Charlotte's plans right now!
I'm hot.
Is it hot in here?
[ tires screech ]
- It's a little hot, I guess.
- You know what? It's my car, I'm gonna put the top down.
- Ah! No--unh!
- Ah!
Da plans! Da plans!
- Schwoz!
Where'd the plans go?!?
♪ Over your shoulder You know that I told ya ♪
♪ I'll always be pickin' you up when you're down ♪
♪ So just turn around
- Man on PA: The Gizmo Show judging will begin momentarily,
so prepare to be judged.
Good luck.
- C'mon. - Noooo...
- C'mon, you can't hide in the bathroom forever.
- I just wanna leave. - Why?
You should be proud of your project.
- My project is an embarrassment.
- Yeah, but, I think it's a cute little volcano.
- Oh please. - What?
- Look at Jana Tetrazini's "cute" volcano.
- Wow. She is talented.
- She is not!
Her smelly dad always makes her project for her.
- Well...I think your volcano is just as neat.
- Ohhh, you're such a Dad.
- C'mon, let's test it again.
- Nooo.
- All right, I'm your adult,
and I say we test your volcano again.
[ beep, splat ]
- I'm so proud of you.
- Oh man! The judges only have two more projects to score,
and then I'm next!
- Hey lookit...
- What is that?
- I took pics of us then swapped our faces.
I think we look kinda hot.
- Jasper!
Look at my project table!
- What?
Is it wobbly?
- It's empty!
Where's Schwoz with my project?!?
- Woman on PA: And Piper Hart's project gets a score of:
Three.
- Heyyyyy! Look, you got third place!
- No, Dad, I got a three.
- Three outta what?
- Out of !!!
- Oooh. Yeesh.
- Comin' through! - Ooo, here they are!
Here they come! - Heyyy! I'm tender here.
- Excuse us. - Make a hole, people!
- Where have you guys been?!?
- We got here as fast as we could.
- We wanted to stop and get ice creams.
- But Henry wouldn't let us.
- Okay, We'll get ice creams later!
- Jeez. - Oh man, here come the judges!
Quick, move that table outta the way
so we can put my Scream Machine here!
Where is my project? What is that?!?
- Okay, listen, listen, listen.
I gotta tell you something.
We lost the plans for your Scream Machine.
- You lost them?!? - Shhhh!
- Okay, never tell a woman to shhhhhh!
- Okay. - We're sorry.
- So many rules.
- Look, Schwoz tried to recreate your Scream Machine...
- But without the plans he couldn't get it to work in time.
- Well what the jack is that thing?!?
- It's a little project that I've been working on,
so I finished it for you!
- Well I can't pretend I made this!
- Yeah, sure you can. See, it's got your little disco ball,
from the other one, remember this one?
[ Captain Man shrieks ]
- This isn't my work! I don't even know what it does!
- Okay, look, what the machine does,
I don't really know what it does--
- Okay, next.
Ah, yes.
Here we have a young lady who's no stranger
to second-place ribbons.
How are you, Charlotte?
- Oh y'know...
good...
little nauseous.
- Great. You wanna tell us about your project?
- I'd rather not.
- Okaaay. Well then, would you like to demonstrate your gizmo?
- Yeah okay.
- Yeah, 'cuz like, what else would she do?
Not demonstrate it?
- Good one.
- All right Charlotte, what does your gizmo do?
- Uh, well...
I should probably start by, uh...
turning it on...
and to do that I just...
I, uh...I push this...
[ coughing "no" ]
I mean, I pull this...
[ coughing "no" ]
Actually, I turn this knob...
[ coughing "yes" ]
And next, I uh...
- [ coughing ] Tap... - [ coughing ] Tap the screen
- [ coughing ] Touch the screen. - I tap this screen.
- Oh! - [ gasps ]
- All: Ohhh!
- Wasn't I just over there?
- Good lord! Did your device just transport that boy
from there to there?!?
- Y-yeah, seems so. Heh heh.
- Should we just stop this competition now?
Because Charlotte's device isn't just the best gizmo
at this show...
This is mankind's most impressive invention
of all time!
- No, no, no, no, it's not so great.
Look at that pancake flipper!
I wish I'd thought a'that!
- Are you kidding?
You've created instant teleportation.
This technology could end the need for cars,
airplanes, shipping.
It could help preserve the Earth's entire ecosystem.
Charlotte, you're going to be the most famous person
on this planet.
- Someone call the government! - Call Fox News!
- She's gonna win the Nobel Prize!
- Yeah! Take that, China!
- Well Charlotte, you must be very proud that--
Where'd she go?
- Oh, there she is!
Hiding under the table!
- Aw, there she is!
- She's under the table.
[ chanting ] - Charlotte! Charlotte!
Charlotte! Charlotte!
Charlotte! Charlotte!
Charlotte! Charlotte!
[ chanting ] - Charlotte! Charlotte!
- Charlotte! - Okay, thank you.
Thank you, I need to get down now.
Hey kid, what's this thing you built?
- It's a soundproof booth.
- Cool. In here.
- Uh, hey! Wait!
Whoah, whoah, whoah, wait, wait.
You're not allowed in my booth!
Get out!
- Yeah, that's my gizmo.
- All right, I need you guys to listen!
- I know what you're going to say, so...you're welcome.
- I'm not welcome!
Everyone out there thinks I'm some kind of scientific genius
who just created the most important invention
in the history of the world!
- Once again, you're welcome.
Owwwie!
- People are calling the government,
and Fox News! - So?
- They're fair. - And balanced.
- Oh, and what happens when they wanna know
everything about me?!?
People are gonna find out that I work at JunkNStuff...
and then reporters are gonna come poking around,
wantin' to talk to me,
and then how long before they figure out
that's where Captain Man and Kid Danger work?!?
- Ohhhhhh. - This is bad.
- She's right.
This is a problem. We need to make it go away.
- How? I mean, everyone out there just saw her device work!
- Then we need to get rid of it.
- My machine?!?
- Yes, "your machine."
- Okay, dude, there's like a billion people out there.
How are we gonna get rid of it?
- Easy. All we need is a plan.
- Which is?
- I don't know, Henry,
isn't it enough that I've pointed out
that a plan is what we need?
- No, not really!
- I have an idea!
- Is it a plan?!? - Yes.
- Ha!
- All we need is Captain Man, Kid Danger...
and a criminal.
- You want me to be a criminal?
- Yeah, will you?
- Do I have to whack someone?
- No.
- I'll do it anyway!
- Okay, good, come on.
- Piper! C'mon, smile...
Smiiiile...
- Heyyyy Piper.
- Whatup, Jana?
- I see your volcano got a three.
I uh...guess that's better than a two.
- Well at least I built mine.
I didn't have my smelly dad do it for me.
- Oh, great!
So you're a loser all by yourself.
- That's it.
Ahh!
- Whoah. No, Piper, no!
- She called me a loser!
- They're just words. Just ignore her.
- Yeah Piper. Listen to your dumb dad.
- She called me dumb!
I don't have to take that from a kid!
- Relax! - You think I'm dumb,
I went to college!
-She's a bad person. - I'll show you dumb, jerk!
- Let it go!
- Yeah you better walk away!
[ crowd clamor ]
- Charlotte, Charlotte!
Excuse me, excuse me.
This is State Senator Jack Rothwell.
He wants to ask you some questions about your invention!
- Oh, okay...
- but I'm not sure if-- - Ooo Charlotte!
Two FBI agents are on the way,
they want to ask you a lot of questions!
[ all shouting questions ]
- Jasper, where are you?!?
- I'm right outside.
I found a great disguise in the dumpster!
- Okay, just get in here and follow the plan.
- Can I whack someone? - No, you can't whack anyone.
- Ahhhh!!!
Quick! They're after me! I need a place to hide!
- Ahhh! It's that bad guy!
Somebody do something!
- I'll do something.
- And I'll do something, also.
- Dad look, it's Captain Man and Kid Danger!
- [ cheering ]
- Hey, what do I do now?
- Run to Charlotte's table.
- Right.
Ha! This man can't stop me!
- Uh, hold it right there!
- No! I'm not holding it anywhere!
- Um, sir, I urge you to give up!
Eat feet!
[ crowd gasps ]
- Okay, that does it.
- Let's get him.
- Ahh!
- Charlotte's gizmo!!!
[ mock yelling ]
- Oh!
[ yelling continues ]
- No!
- Why'd he hit me so hard?
- It's such an odd fight. - Isn't it?
[ beep beep beep ]
- Are you okay?
- All right, punk.
- Next stop for you... - Jail.
- Noooo, I hate jail!
- Awwwwww.
My project, it's damaged.
- Can you repair it?!?
- Damaged beyond repair.
- But--but you have your original drawings, I'm sure.
- So you can recreate it.
- Mmmm, no. My drawings were lost.
- Well, I'm sure you remember how you created it.
- Yes, and with time, I'm sure--
- Mm-mm. I have a bad memory.
- Well, maybe you could just-- - Bye.
- He didn't need to hit me that hard.
♪ Over your shoulder you know that I told ya ♪
♪ I'll always be pickin' you up when you're down ♪
♪ So just turn around
♪ Ooooohhheeeooo
- Charlotte, will you hold this for a second?
- Oh, yeah.
- Wait, what are you--
- What are you-- - Ah!
[ car horn blares ]
[ oven bell ] - Mmm.
03x03 - Scream Machine
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