[ dramatic music ]
- Hahahahahahaaa...
Ahhhahahahahaaa...
Yes...oh yes!
Lock that box!
Lock it like it's hot!
Awww, poor Captain Man.
You've got to start thinking outside the box.
- Ah...ah...wait uh...
just lemme just uh... uh, hang on a sec...
- Wh--?!? Are you playing a game?!?
- Yeah! It's called Sky Whale.
Man, I don't know who invented this game,
but they gotta be geniuses!
- I told you guys it was a bad idea
to put the on/off switch on the poll!
- Look, don't worry. One of us'll get to the switch!
And...here I go!
D'ahhhh!!!
- I'll get it!
Uh...Ah!
- Freedom!!!
- Hey, you guys, I brought--
- Oww... - Ugh...
Yep. I work with geniuses.
[ Hudson giggles ]
- Ohhh! Ohhhh!
Yeah-heh, I'm up in space!
[ laughing ]
Oh wow, I am havin' a good time!
- Stop it!
You will stop playing that game this instant!
- Oh, uh, right. Sorry.
You haven't even had the courtesy to ask me
why I've trapped you in that transparent box!
- Uh, well, I would ask-- if I cared.
- All right I'll tell you!
You see, exactly minutes from now
this aircraft will fly directly over the Swellview dam.
- Hey, watch your language!
- I was using the word "dam" to indicate a concrete wall
that retards the flow of water.
- Oh, daaaaam.
- Yes.
Now, do you see that glowing orb, next to you?
- Oh! Here we go!
- Do you see my glowing orb?!?
- Oh right. Orb.
- That is a plasmatonic boom-sphere.
- Great.
- Now, if you'll direct your attention to the screen...
- Ulch...
- Okay. When we fly over the dam,
my g*ons will open those rear doors,
then push out the box containing you
and my plasmatonic boom-sphere...
and then you'll fall...
until you impact with the Swellview dam...
at which point, the dam will burst.
- And then billions of gallons of water
will flood Swellview,
thus upsetting everyone!
Ahahahaha...yes!
So, too bad for you, Captain Ma--
Kid Danger?!?!?
- 'Sup.
- Ahhh!!!
What did you do to my g*ons?
Robert! Trevor! Wake up!
We're almost over the dam!
- Ahhh!!!
Hey. - Hey.
Look, I almost broke ,!
- Yeah, well check out your buddy
who's just about to break ,.
- What? - Shut up!
You will not chat about some silly mobile game
while I'm talking about my dam plan!
- Your plan is over, Minyak!
- Hah! I think not!
Billy! Gene! King!
Ahahahaha!
- Anyway, you eat donuts... - Whatever...
- Oh hey. - Oh!
Hey, wassup big dog? - Whatcha need?
- Bill, help Captain Man and Kid Danger
set their phones to airplane mode.
- Ahhh!!!
- Hey, woah, hey dude, that is my phone dude.
- That is not your property.
- Oh... - Okay...
- You didn't have to do that!
- Airplane mode was under "settings!"
- Hey, can you spell "fist?"
- Uh...W...
- No no no no no! Get them!
Go go go go go! Get them!
Hurry!
- Come on! Let's bail!
- Owww! How dare you...
Hey! You cowards!
Are you running away?!?
- No, we're jumping away.
- Nooo!
- Awaaaaaaay!!!
- Well Kid Danger,
looks like we've defeated Doctor Minyak again.
- Ha! I think not!
This is the last parachute!
- Arseniooooooooo!!!
- He dropped his parachute.
- Yep. There he goes.
I Betcha he's gonna land on a--
Hey!
That's the last parachute-- why do you get it?
- I'm gonna share.
- Shall we dance?
And...five, six, seven ,eight!
Cross-overrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
- Meatball?
Meatball?
- Alright now looky here.
Now, I called this meeting...
to discuss one of my main rap rivals...
[ group murmers excitedly ]
- Hey! Hey, hey!
I did not say it was time to murmur.
Now check out this video that he texted me yesterday.
- Double G! What's good, family?
Snoop Dogg.
First of all, thank you
for the donation to my charity concert.
I got the check...$
It's all good though...
you know I raised $ million for those sick kids.
That's what I did.
- Ahhh!!!
- Dad! Why'd you throw a meatball at Snoop?!?
-'Cuz of that obnoxious video he sent me!
Braggin' and braggin'...
- Um...I'm not sure that's exactly what Snoop was doin'.
- Oh, so you wish Snoop Dogg was your daddy?!?
- No! No...when did I say that?
- Hey Dub, whatever Snoop raised for charity,
I bet you could raise more.
- Yeah Dub! - Hey hey hey,
now that's what I'm talkin' about.
Hmhmhm yeah!
- Wait, Dad, you're not sayin' you're gonna do a uh...
- A revenge charity concert.
- Hey! That's lit!
- Yeah, that's right...
murmur like that.
- Okay, gimme one good reason
why we can't make a game
about a jump-roping- hot-dog-vampire.
- Hot dogs don't even have arms or legs!
- They do in my dreams!
And celebrities tell us that all our dreams can come true!
- I've told you the celebrities are lying!
- Why would Miley lie? - Hudson, you're...
- You tell me one motive Miley would have for lying!
- Okay!
I'm not sure what you guys are upset about,
but I bet it's nothin' a few meatballs can't fix.
- Meatballs? Meet Hudson.
Mmm. What kind of meat is this?
- Uh...you remember that llama farm my dad bought?
- Yeah.
- It didn't work out.
- It worked out for us.
- Yeah it did! Hahaha!
[ laughing on TV ]
- Okaaay, welcome back, female viewers.
So, Captain Man and Kid Danger
how'd you guys defeat Doctor Minyak this time?
- What did you do?
- Uh, well, I was on this cargo plane, ya see.
- This is true. - Yeah aheh.
And uh, Doctor Minyak
he had me locked in a box.
- Ahhh, okay. - Interesting...
- Ohhh, there you are!
- What are you doing?!?
Why didn't you come pick me up?!?
- Shhhhh!
Look, they're talking about you.
- Yeah, well, you know, these days,
Doctor Minyak is kinda like a joke. So...
[ laughter ]
- He's always like,
Ooo look everyone, I'm Doctor Minyak!
- He does it so well.
- Listen to the stupid way that I speak!
A'rum-rum-rumrum-rum.
- Stop it! Stop this!
Turn off that television screen this instant!
- Yeah sure.
- Pretty nice, huh? - Mhm!
- Hey hey, we're working here.
- Yeah c'mon, we need to
lock down an idea right now before--
- Hey Trip! - Trip! Yo Trip!
- Awwww whyyyy? - Ah, geez Louise!
- Listen, Dub's upset. - Why?
- Because you took the last tray of llamaballs!
- So?
Tell my dad to order some more llamaballs.
- There are no more llamas!
- What do you mean there's no more llamas!?!
[ all arguing ]
- Okay, okay, okay,
we got--we gotta get outta this place.
- What do you mean?
- I mean, we're under way too much pressure,
there are way too many distractions here
- Yeah, yeah. - I agree.
- So where should we go?
- I got it.
The Game Shakers are goin' to Florida!
- Why Florida?
- You know I hate peninsulas.
- Oh c'mon Florida is so warm and, seriously,
I think the real question is: why not Florida?
- I get it.
You just wants to go to Florida
'cuz that's where your litte crush,
Mason Kendal moved to.
- Did he?!?
- You know he did!
- I know.
- Anyway, I wanna go to Vegas!
- Why Vegas?
- 'Cuz! My dad's hooked up in Vegas.
I could get us anything!
- Well, I say we all go to The Big Hole.
- Do you mean the Grand Canyon?
- No. The Big Hole.
It's the second largest hole in Arizona.
El Grande Hola!
- When did he learn this? - Random Spanish.
- Okay, if I may...
I think that exciting places like Las Vegas,
and Florida, and Big Hole
are just gonna distract us from work.
Sooo, I say we all go to...
- Swellview? - What is Swellview?
- We don't know what that is?
- What is Swellview?
- It's an adorable little town,
right in the heartland of America.
See, listen.
- Swellview, with its small town charm,
is a perfect spot for vacationers
looking to relax and get away
from the bustle of the big city."
- So, we're all on board with Florida then?
- Noooo. - I'm not.
- Fine then! Since we can't agree on a place to go,
let's just draw straws.
- Fine by me. - Let's draw straws.
- D'ahhhhhhh. I sat on the llamaballs.
[ all laughing ]
- Poor Doctor Minyak.
- What is he even a doctor of?
- I know! Failure!!!
- Dad! Come back here!
- I am not giving you a thousand dollars!
- I'm trying to make our whole family rich!
- Owww, your knee is poking my heart!
- Uhhh! Will you let me read you the email?
- That email is fake.
It's not from a real prince, from Yerba!
- Oh, then why does it say right here:
"I am a real prince, from Yerba!" Huh?
Princes do not lie!
- Piper... - Listen, there's more!
"If you will send me one thousand America dollars
to secure my fortune in one week,
I will send you back one million America dollars."
- I'm not giving you the money.
If you want a thousand America dollars,
you're gonna have to earn it!
- Ulch, what is this, the nineties?
- No, I'm not going to, okay. - You have to tell him.
- How is this my responsibility? - Yes it is!
- No! - Yes.
- Seeee? Yeah!
Look! This is a house. Eh?
Uh, can you say "house?" Hooouuussse.
- House.
- Pfft. What's so hard about saying house?
I mean "house". Oooo what a challenge.
- Dad, will you tell Jasper that he can't steal a kid?
- Uh, his name is Barfield.
- No it's not!
Okay man? Nobody's name is Barfield!
Nobody in this whole galaxy is named "Barf" anything.
- Okay Why don't you fly to Spain
and tell that to the fine people of Barfelona!
- There is something wrong with you.
[ doorbell rings ] - Ding dong, ding dong.
Ding dong, doesn't anyone knock anymore?
Everyone's always so worried about their precious knuckles.
- Oh.
Piper, what'd you do?
- Uh, can we come in?
- Okay.
- Did one a'you guys call the cops on me?!?
- What? Uh..
you know, I'm-I'm really not sure.
I know I didn't, so...
- Charlotte!
- Thanks.
Why don't we go outside
so you can throw me under an actual bus?
- Look, we uh, we found this kid.
- I found him. In a neighborhood bush.
- Neighborhood bush...
- And our friend here, Jasper, thinks he can keep him.
- Yeah. He's right.
- What?!? - Ha!
- Wait--seriously?!?
- Yes. The rightful parents have hours
to claim the missing child.
- But if no one does,
then the child belongs to whoever found him.
- Told ya. - What?!?
- Well, bye. - Wait, what?
You're just gonna- - Wait wait no...
- Oh man, I think I left my g*n at the bakery.
- Awww, Jerry.
- Aww. Who's a good boy?
- You.
- Okay, Game Shakers
So, did everyone draw straws?
- Yep. - Absolutely.
- I did.
Now as you can see,
the straw I drew...
it has a vertical purple stripe.
- Okay, yeah. - That's not bad.
- Vertical. That's not a word.
- Whoah. - Okay.
- My turn!
See, I went with a green stripe.
And mine's bendy.
- Interesting. - Nice.
- Don't do that with your mouth.
- Okay so, now the winning straw.
- What the nuts?
- It's Mason Kendal.
On his motorcyle.
- Uh, I thought we were drawin' straws.
- I did! See,
There's a glass of Wahoo Punch with a straw,
right next to his glorious abs!
Oh, please let's go to Florida!
I need me some Mason!
- Whoa wait whoa. - Wait whoa wait.
- We gotta see Kenzie's straw.
- That's right. And...kaboom
- I'm the best straw ever! So Kenzie wins!
- Okay! Okay! You win! You win.
- Yeah, yeah, sure, I guess.
- Okay Kenzie, winner.
So, where are we going again?
- Swellview, a perfectly normal American city
where nothing weird happens.
- A-ha ha ha ha!
- Schwoz, quit it! - A-ha ha ha ha!
- No, no, no. - Ah!
[ bell rings ]
- A-ha ha ha ha!
- Up the tube!
- This is your pilot speaking.
If you look out your right window,
you'll see we're passing over the Big Hole.
- Wow!!! It's huge!!!
- Hey Trip, come check out the Big Hole!
- No. I'm busy puttin' a cr*cker into my big hole.
- What is that?
- Double G's Whiz.
Wanna taste it? - No! Never.
- So, Kenzie. - What's up?
- When we get to Swellview,
what hotel are we stayin' at?
- Ulch. Hotel Schmotel.
- Ooo!
I think my parents got married at the Hotel Schmotel.
- Anyway, we're not staying at a hotel. Are we?
- No. 'Cuz I went on Air Be My Guest
and rented us a house.
- Oooo, nice. - Whoa, a house.
- Yeah y'know, 'cuz why stay in a comfy hotel with room service
when we can all sleep in the beds of strangers?
[ phone dings ]
- Uh-oh. - What-oh?
- Bunny says my dad's
having a live press conference, right now.
- About what? - Oh geez louise.
- I don't know.
- There it is. - Ooo stop.
- Now recently my good friend Snoop Dogg
had a charity concert,
but, unfortunately only raised only $ million.
But of those dollars were from me!
So actually Snoop Dogg only raised
$,...
dollars.
Do the math. I did!
- Now I am proud to announce
that on Friday night I, Double--
Bunny! Will you get your big paw outta the Frittle sack?!?
Now, on Friday night,
I, Double G, will be performing my own charity concert,
with a target goal of million dollars
Ahehehhehe Didn't I say get the--
And my charity concert,
that will help needy kids,
will be televised around the world,
to one countries!
Which, incidentally, is three more countries
than Snoop Dogg had.
Now, drop that like it's hot!!
Hey!!!
- Double G! Double G!
[ all chanting ] Double G!
- Yes yes yesssss!!!
Oh, Nurse Cohort, did you hear that?
- Yes! I can't wait for the concert.
- Oh, you'll have to wait!
Because I have a new plan!
I am going to ruin Double G's charity concert!
- What for?
- What f-- don't you understand?!?
- If I did I wouldnt've said "what for".
- By stopping Double G, I'll be depriving a charity
from receiving $ million for needy children!
That's really evil!
- To Thursday afternoon.
- Three Thursday afternoon.
- What? - Uh.
- Hey Mom! Dad! I'm gonna go to the mo-
- What's going on? - What was that?
- Henry! - What the mustard?!?
- Baby, are you hurt? - [ groans ]
- Hey, bring those suitcases to the front door,
would ya?
- Piper, explain. - Right now.
- Okay, I needed to make money to give to Prince Fuh'ard
so I listed our house on Air Be My Guest.
- You what?!?
- Uh, guys...
Yeah...this is blood.
I'm gonna go upstairs and wipe my head.
- Gross. - Don't use our good towels.
- Thank you all for caring.
[ doorbell rings ]
- [ gasps ] - Ulch, another doorbell ringer.
- They're here! Ooo, take this!
It's your hotel confirmation number.
- You booked us rooms at the Stanes Hotel?!?
- Yeah! I packed your guys' bags--now get out.
- We can't afford The Stanes!
[ knocking at door ] - Ulch.
Please you guys, just get out!
- No. - No, we want to meet
these people you've rented our house to.
- No! What if they think you're weirdos,
then leave and don't pay me?!?
- All right, I am not going to be called a weirdo
in my own home!
- Don't be a baby. - I'm not a baby!
I am and a half years old!
- Ah, great! You scared 'em away!
You owe me a thousand dollars!
- Helloooo? - Ahhh!
- Why do they seem terrified?
- I got this.
- No no Hudson. - No no no no, Hudson, no.
- Hellooooo.
We are from New Yorrrrk.
- Um, sorry we scared you, but uh...
nobody answered the door, so...
- So, we went around to the back and uh--
- Well, you're in the right place.
I'm Piper, and this is your home for the next three days!
- Whoa whoa-- - Now hang on-
- What, you're gonna say nope?
You're gonna throw four children out in the street?!?
- That's not what we're saying - Oh come on, Piper.
- Um, look,
we don't mean this to sound awkward,
but the deal I made says
"Only one resident of the house, Piper Hart,
can be present during the rental term."
- Yep. They're right.
- Listen, girls,
my husband and I can stay in a hotel,
But we would feel more comfortable
if someone a little older, like our son,
stayed here with Piper and you guys.
- Ohhhh... - Okay, I see...
- No, that's not acceptable. - But sorry, no can do.
- We need to focus on work. - Absolutely not.
- Hey, what goes on?
[ music plays ]
♪ Slow motion
♪ When I look at you my heart starts b*ating in ♪
♪ Slow motion...
- Whoa. - Dude's bringin' it.
- Um... H-he's your son?
- Yes. - Uh-huh.
- Yeah, we've reconsidered.
- We've changed our minds.
- Your son can stay. - It's best that he stays.
- It kinda needs to happen.
- Hey Trip,
last month didn't one of us pitch a game
about like the--Trip!
- Huh!
- You guys we came here to work okay?
I mean c'mon, you don't see me an Kenzie being all--
Kenzie, what are you doing?
- Going through Henry's backpack.
- Okay, you are setting a really bad example
for the bookshelf buddies over here.
So, maybe you wanna- - Oooo!!!
I found Henry's lip balm.
- Bring that over here right now!
- Should we try it? - What are you insane?
Of course we're gonna try it!
- Hold the, okay don't hog the balm
- Fine take it!
- Yup. Oh, yeah... - Yup. That's good, right?
- Hey, we're back.
- Ahh! - Oh!!!
- Put the cap-- - Okay, okay!
- Right here, right here! - Okay.
- Ohhh look who's back, Henry!
- Hey Henry! You came back.
You were gone so long.
- Yeeeaaah, we were gettin' worried 'boutchoo, boy.
- Uh, yeah, I was only gone for like fifteen minutes.
- Fifteen minutes to win it. - Yeah bae.
- Huh?
- Okay you guys, more Chinese food, comin' in.
- Alright! - Wooo!
- Chinese! Chinese! Chinese!
- Uh, I thought you girls said
we were supposed to focus on work.
- Well why can't we eat Chinese food
and think of a new game at the same time?
- Yeah, why not? - We can do that.
- New game?
- Yeah, we uh-- we make video games.
- We have our own company. - Game Shakers.
- Super successful.
- Game Shakers?
Wait, didn't Game Shakers make that game, Sky Whale?
- Oh yeah. - We did.
- Wh--shut up! - Okay!
- No, it's just, I love that game!
When did you- [ phone rings ]
- Uh, hang on. My boss.
- His boss
- Ooo, he's got a jobbbb.
- A workin' man.
- Hey, will you come talk some sense
into your silly friend?
- I'm not silly. I'm a parent.
- You're "apparently" silly.
Bam--word play. you lose.
- Hey, what's the problem?
- Jasper's trying to make me give him paternity leave!
- I have a son. His name is Barfield,
and I found him in a bush.
And and and, according to state law,
- Ulch...
- "When a person becomes a new parent,
that parent is entitled to three months of paid vacation,
so that he or she may have quality time
to bond with his or her new child."
- What? You're not a parent! - If no one claims my child
by tomorrow night, I sure am!
And state law says you gotta give me paternity leave!
- Djip jip! - Hey no hey hey!
C'mon! - What you want it?
- Come on! - Oh, you can't reach it?
Ohh maybe you're too short to be a parent!
- Y'know you're still on the phone with Henry.
- Dear mother, I forgot about Henry.
- Hey, somebody save me some mushu.
I like the mushu.
- What? Why do you need new shoes?
- What? - Ahhh!!!
- Oh, he's out the door.
- Barfield! - Come back, son!
Irresponsible.
- Hey. Ray you there?
- Yeah, it sounds like you got people over.
- Oh, yeah, some kids are renting our house
for a couple days.
- That's stupid.
- Nooo, it's pretty cool 'cuz they're the Game Shakers!
- I don't know what that means.
- They're these kids that made a bunch of cools games,
including Sky Whale.
- Wait, are you saying that the people
who created the game Sky Whale
are at your house, right now?!?
- Yeah! Isn't that cool?
Ray? Ray, isn't that cool?
Hello? You there?
Dude? Am I dangling?
- See? - Smart cookie.
- Okay, my fortune says...
Um, "You catch more flies with honey, than with vinegar."
What the butt is that?!?
- That's your fortune.
- Noooo!
A fortune PREDICTS something
that's GOING to happen in the future!
- She's right.
I guess your fortune is more like a suggestion.
- Yeah, well then it's B.S.!
- [ gasp ] - Whoah!
- Which stands for "bad suggestion!"
- Ohhhh. - It was an abbreviation.
- We were worried for nothing. - Phew.
- Hey Piper, where ya goin' with those chop sticks?
- I'm going to the Chinese restaurant,
to tell them I'm not taking their bad suggestion.
- Ohhh. - The abbreviation
- Well...
My fortune says,
"A nice boy named Henry will fall in love with you."
Oh my god.
- That's uh, pretty specific.
- You're pretty specific. - What's up?
- Alright. Now where's that burglar?
- Whoa! Captain Man!
- Shut up.
- Call window repair guy.
- Wait wait wait wait wait.
That can't be the real Captain Man!
- If I wasn't the real Captain Man,
could I do this?
Unh... and then say "I'm oh-kay!"
- That's his line. - Cool!
- That's him! I know it!
- I bought that vase for Mother's Day.
- Woah! Captain Man!
I thought I saw you walk in this house.
- Heyyy,
who's this kid, who I've never seen before until just now?
- I don't know.
And why are you talking, "Like this"?
- Captain Man? - Yes?
- Well you're such an awesome superhero.
- Wh-well... Go on.
- Oh man.
- I just wish there was a video game about you.
- A video game about me?
Come on!
- I'd play it.
I think all people would play it.
- Well you're probably right.
Take care.
- You said I could play with the laser.
- Ye-ti-shhhh!
Here uh, bring it back in ten minutes.
- Oh yeah!
- So, Captain Man,
why are you here, in my house?
- Uh, to stop that burglar.
- Uh, well uh, there's no burglar.
- Well, we can't be sure. - Well, I'm pretty sure.
- Well...
- Hey--where's Kid Danger?
- Yeah is he here? - Yeah where's Kid Danger?
- Oh. He's uh... getting his nails done.
- Uh ha!
Y'know what guys, I really doubt
that Kid Danger would do something like that but, okay.
- Go, go, go. - Stop it, stop it.
Um hi!
Captain Man, um, we're from New York
we run a mobile game company.
- It's called Game Shakers.
Super successful.
- So you're the Game Shakers?
- Yeah. - Ya!
- Well, I wish I'd known.
- Yeah, well um, if you wanna talk with us
about making a Captain Man game,
I mean, we'd be totally into-- [ phone rings ]
- Oh, dang it!
Uh, hold that thought.
- Aloha from Hawaii, Captain Man.
- Well well, Doctor Minyak.
- Wh--how is he alive?!?
We watched him jump outta that cargo plane
without a parachute
- Cargo plane? - Hello?!?
Hello?!? Hello?!?
- What do you want, Minyak?
- Oh, not much.
I just thought that since I'm here, relaxing in Hawaii,
I'd tell you about my newest plan.
- What plan?
- Mm! Well, I'm sure you've heard
of this popular celebrity, Double G.
- Hey! That's my dad! I'm Triple G!
- Uh, I'm kinda in the middle of a meeting right now,
with some people that want to make a video game about me.
So, you wanna tell me about your plan or not?
- Of course I do!
That's why I'm calling you from Hawaii.
Oh!!!
- I think your Hawaii fell down.
[ humming ]
- Yeah, I don't think he's in Hawaii.
- Now, perhaps you've heard
that Double G's giving a huge concert,
for charity, in New York City.
- Yeah, everybody knows about that. So?
- Well, that charity concert is not going to happen!
Because I, Doctor Horatio T. Minyak,
am going to stop it! Via sabotage!
And there's nothing that you or that punk Kid Danger
can do about it! Ha!!!
Mahalo!
- Oh my god.
- Who was that mean man?!?
- Doctor Minyak.
Uh, is what-- is what they called him...
on the news.
- Well, what's that freak got against my dad?!?
- Don't worry about Minyak. His plans never work.
- Well, what if this plan-- - Shhh.
Now, this mobile game you're going to make about me.
Imagine me, Captain Man,
fighting giant, moon robots
with my sidekick a female chihuahua.
- I love it. - I like it.
- Yeah, great idea. Yes.
- I think it'll fly right off the shelves.
- [ muttering ]
- Uh, Babe - Hm?
- Are you sniffing Henry's pillow?
- Mm...yes.
[ whimpering ]
- Okay, Trip,
I don't think you're helping anything
by walking back and forth and going, [ whimpers ].
- Well, I'm worried about my dad!
I mean, we don't know anything about that guy, Doctor Maniac.
- Minyak.
- Well, whatever his name is,
I don't want him messing up my dad's concert.
- Uh, you guys?
You think it's cool if I have some of Henry's bubble gum?
- Yeah, whatever. - Who really cares?
- Anyway, you can relax,
'cuz now we know Captain Man.
- Yeah, Captain Man's not gonna let anything bad
happen to your father.
- But my dad's in New York, not here in Swellview.
I--I better go back home and keep an eye on him.
- No no no no no! - No sir.
- Nooo, the four of us came all the way here
so we could focus and figure out a new game to make.
- Yeah riiight.
All you two wanna "focus" on is "handsome Henry."
- Oh what? - Aw, seriously?
- Oh you mean these two?
The smitten kittens?
- Hey hey.
Piper said you needed towels?
- Oh Henry, you're so sweet to bring us towels.
- Yeah, they look so soft and fluffy.
- We love the towels.
- Well, here they are.
- Noooooo!!!
- I don't... - Wha--
- What?
Is there gum stuck on my face?
OHHH SH'WHOA!
WHOA!
- Okay, how did Hudson get dressed like Kid Danger?!?
- It happened when he blew a bubble!
- With Henry's oddly glowing gum.
- Whoa man.
- I'm Kid Danger?!?
- No!!! Henry is Kid Danger.
- Me?
- And the hot get hotter.
- Yeah...yeah. Uh...hm?
Oh me? Kid Da-- Uh--What?
No! What? No, I'm--
I'm just as confused as you guys.
Oh my god! This is cra-
- Hehehehe.
- Oh m'god! Oh my god!
Ohh...Oh.
- Okay, here are some extra pillows--
- Okay, okay.
Piper did not deserve that.
- Ahhhhhh! C'mon! You guys!
Put me back together!
- No no, Schwoz--
you wanted to show us a magic trick,
so now you gotta finish it. Right, Bork?
[ laughing ]
- But I forgot how to re-attach myself!
- Henry! Help me!
- No! No! I can't, man.
I got somethin' goin' on right now.
- All right, that's it.
Bork, take the half of Schwoz that has a mouth outta here.
- Ahh, no. No, no, nooo wait, wait!
Wait, you have to take my feet! No! No!
Stay alive! I will find you!
- Hey, Henry, who's in the--
Hey, aren't those the Game Shaker kids?
- Okay, now don't get mad.
- Uh, Henry, they're waking up!
- What? Oh shhh-arlotte! Open the elevator door!
- Ah geez. - Go! C'mon! Go! Go!
- Uh, what's going on?
- Hey, why don't we all go have some hot chocolate?
- Could we? - Henry!
- Hey let us out! - Hello?!?
- C'mon, open up!
- The... The Hudson kid--
he found my gum and he blew a bubble!
- Oh no no no!!!
- Then, and then he turned into, y'know, like me!
- And everybody saw it?!?!?
- Yes yes, they all saw man, they all saw.
and then, and then that that Kenzie girl
she figured out that I'm Kid Danger
- Oh my god.
- And then--and then I-I freaked out.
I freaked out, man! I freaked out.
And then...I just, I just...
- You just what?
- I just started zapping.
And I just, I-I couldn't stop. I zapped everyone.
And then-- then I zapped my sister!
I zapped my sister man!
- Ohhh.
Wh-what happened?
HENRY: "Piper uh, you fell asleep,
so the Game Shaker kids decided to take a uh,
a pajama hike. Yeah. Pajama hike.
And they probably won't ever come back.
Hopefully, they paid you in advance.
Believe in your dreams. Henry."
- If he only knew my dreams.
- Hello! - Open the door!
- All right, Kid.
Time to clean up your mess.
- C'mon man--do we really have to erase their memories?
- Yes! Now turn the elevator power back on
and open the door.
- Let us out! - Don't be like this!
- Ahhh, okay. - Owww, oh that's bright
- Oh, the light - Are we in heaven?
- Hey kids!
- Hello, everyone.
- Hey. - Hi.
- Who's?
- Oh! Uh...
My name is Daenerys Targaryen.
And pretend I'm not here.
- I...
- Wh-what happened to us?
- What is this place?
- Hi everyone!
Welcome to The Man Cave.
Uh, now if you kids'll look this way, please toward me,
I'm just gonna use this
to take a pic a'you guys.
- Oh yeah! That's a great idea,
c'mon everyone, let's get in close.
- All right. Here we go.
One-- - All right, stop it!
If we're gonna wipe their memories,
we should at least have the guts to tell 'em!
- Wipe our memories? - What are you- Wait, what?
- Naaaahhhh, it's fine. It's fine.
It's just a camera
Heh, with a trigger.
Okay, everyone smile and say "amnesia".
- What? - Amnesia???
- He's gonna wipe our memories!
- Wait!!! Wait um...
If-if you wipe our memories,
we won't be able to make the cool game about you.
- Yeah, and we had all those amazing ideas.
- I know, too bad, right? - Really good.
- Wait, wait, like, like what ideas?
- Y'know, stuff like,
you, Captain Man, and Kid Danger.
Traveling through time, fighting moon-moon robots
- Uh, y-y-yeah, big, scary moon robots!
- And other villains from history.
- AND from the future.
- Ah, so like a time-travel angle.
- Yeah, yeah! And we'll call it um...
- Uh, we'll we'll call it uh...
- Crime Warp!
- Yes! Crime Warp! That's definitely the name.
- Crime Warp
- This game sounds pretty sick, dude.
- Yeah, I know, shut up shut up shut up shut up.
- But...
we can't make games without our memories.
- It's simple biology.
- Hey, whose feet are these?
- Ha ha, hey, quit that!
Hahahahaaa ho ho ha ha aye oh.
[ alarm buzzes ]
- Uh, what's that? - Breaking news.
- Go check it out.
Please. - There ya go.
- There was trouble tonight in New York City.
- Also known as: The Big Pear.
- That's wrong, Mary.
Anyway, tonight, a brutal att*ck was attempted
on famous rapper, Double G. Griffin,
while he was in his office, grilling a steak.
- Dub!!! - My dad was att*cked?!?
- Shhh!!! - Okay, that's disgusting.
- And according to New York police,
the attackers claimed to have been hired by a criminal
from right here in Swellview,
Doctor Minyak.
- Ulch Minyak.
- That's the guy who's trying to stop my dad
from doin' the revenge charity concert!
- Yeah, I'm following along.
- Luckily, Double G was unharmed.
But, thanks to a box of fireworks,
two of his main bodyguards,
Bunford Simmons and Rutheford P. Ainsworth
were very harmed.
- Oh no no. - Poor Bunny and Ruthless!
- Ainsworth...hehehe.
- They'll be resting painfully in the hospital for a while,
but the two bodyguards are expected
to make a full recovery.
- I guess they forgot to "guard" their own "bodies."
- This is a disaster!
- No no--c'mon they said Bunny and Ruthless
are gonna be all right.
- But they're in the hospital!
Resting painfully!
Captain Man, Kid Danger!
You guys gotta come back to New York with us,
to protect my dad!
Please!
- You guys swear you're gonna make a super cool game
about me and Kid Danger?
- Yes! - Totally!
- Well Kid...
looks like we're going to New York.
- Yes! - Thank you!
- Are we really going to New York?
- Uh, yeah, but not you, Schwoz!
- Oh, come on-- just take my upper half!
- No thanks, that's disgusting.
- Or take my lower half!
You can pick the half!
- Yeah see Barfield,
this is how we men shave our faces.
- , , ,
, ...
- Uh, no no no. You're not supposed to--
- Jasper. - Oh uh.
- I'm still not clear on how you became a...
- He didn't! He found that kid in a bush.
- So?
Barfield's gonna be all mine in just...one hour.
- Unless his real parents come back and claim him.
- Well, they're not gonna find him here.
'Cuz I scraped the address off the side of your house.
- Ah, dang it.
Now how am I gonna know if this was a six or a nine?
- We interrupt this program for breaking news.
- Piper, you might wanna come look at this.
- Is Double G's concert starting?
- Nooo, not yet.
- Prince Fuh'ard!
- And it turns out that Prince Fuh'ard,
from the country of Yerba,
sent emails to people all over America.
- That's right Trent.
But the only person brave enough
to send Prince Fuh'ard the thousand dollars he needed
was a local girl from right here in Swellview.
- Oh my god.
- Her name: Jana Tetrasini.
- Noooooooo!!!
- Not only will Miss Tetrasini
receive part of the prince's fortune,
rumor has it that Jana's now dating
the handsome year-old prince.
- Dating him!?!
- Hey guys.
- Hey it's Trip! - Triple G!
He's Double G's son. What's up?
- Um, uh...
We'd like to stay in here, during my dad's show.
Is that cool?
- Okay well, who is she? - She...
She she she she's my fiance.
- Congrats! - Congratulations.
- Yeah, sure have a seat.
- [ whimpering ]
- You need to stop that!
- But I can't.
I'm too nervous for my dad!
- Relax!
Everyone in position?
- Babe and Kenzi in position.
Backstage is clear.
- Copy that.
Hudson, you there?
- Yep! I don't see Minyak anywhere.
- Henry, Ray, do you copy?
Henry... Ray...
Where are you guys?
- Okay, hey Char.
We're on stage.
No sign of Dr. Minyak yet.
- Copy that.
- Babe, Kenzie It's Ray. Can you hear me?
- We do. - Go for Kenzie.
- Yeah, uh...
for the Captain Man and Kid Danger Game...
- Ohhh.
- Yeah, I was thinkin' I should have really big muscles
like even bigger than the ones I actually have.
- Now is not the time for that.
- Hey, will you guys just keep an eye on my dad?!?
- Yeah. It's all good Triple G--
we got eyes on Double G right now.
- All right, let's butt left, butt right,
butt left, butt right--
Pick it up! Butt left, butt right.
Yeah. Butt left, butt right
- What're you doing? - What're you doing?
- Hmm? - I'm not doing anything.
- What? Huh? - What's up? Let's go.
- Man, Henry's cute isn't he?
- I prefer Kid Danger.
- Yes...yes...
the moment is nigh.
- Nobody ever knows what that means.
- It means that soon I will be famous again
right after I disrupt this charity concert
by turning Double G into a screaming buffoon!
- Well, Double G is right there. Do it now.
- Noooooo.
I must do it during the concert
so that hundreds of millions of people will see
the devastation I've wrought
and know that I, Doctor Minyak, were the cause!
- What's that dumb thing on your wrist?
- It's the opposite of dumb!
It's a w*apon of my own design.
- Mmm? What's it do?
- Well...
It fires an amorphous glob of neuro-kinetic energy
- And?
- I'll demonstrate.
You, observe.
- Hey, y'know where the men's room's at?
- NYUUUUUHHHNNNN!!!!
NYUUUUUHHHNNNN.
- Yes, nyuhn indeed. Hahhhh.
- Attention, audience load in begins in fifteen minutes.
Fifteen minutes, guys.
- [ muffled sob ]
- Piper - What?
- You can't live the rest of your life
face down in the carpet.
[ doorbell rings ] - Doorbell.
- I'll get it.
I guess no one knocks anymore.
- Hickree! There you are!
- Woah woah woah woah woah! Who are you? Wait--
- This is Tommy Hayes--
he's Hickree's father. That's his mother.
- Wait! I wanna see proof that they're Barfield's parents!
- His name is Hickree.
- What kind of a name is Hickree?!?
- Look uh, here's a photo of the three of us
here's his birth certificate
and this is a picture of him being born.
- Ohhh.
Jasper, this looks pretty legit.
- Oh, man.
- Excuse me.
TV ANNOUNCER: Coming up next.
- Ooo look! Look it!
- Double G!
Live from the Apollo Thirteen Theater!
- Okay people, we are less than seconds away.
- Here we go. - Yep.
[ crowd chanting ] Double G! Double G!
- Here we go!!!
- Everybody shhhhhhh!!!
- Yeah, shhhhhhhh!!!
- Live! From the Apollo Thirteen Theater!
Double G!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Alright, k*ll stage lights.
And cue spotlight.
- Whose butt is that?
- Double G's!
[ b*at plays ]
♪ Drop that!
- Mic!!!
Shades!!!
- Wow!
- SCREAM!!!
- NYUUUUUHHHNNNN!!!
- Ready three. Go three.
♪ I GO BY THE NAME DOUBLE G ♪
♪ I'M LIVIN' THAT LIFE YOU WISHIN' YOU COULD ♪
♪ I DO MY OWN THANG I DO IT SO GOOD ♪
♪ LOW-KEY All MY PAPER IS RIGHT ♪
♪ HIGH-KEY I'M THE GOAT ON THE MIC ♪
♪ YOU CAME FOR THE SHOW WELL I'M IT ♪
- So what are we doing?
- Just keep an eye out for Dr. Minyak.
- All right. - And dance!
♪ NOT PLAYIN' WITH YOU
♪ I DO WHAT I DO SO YOU JUS' DO YOU ♪
♪ I JUST DO WHAT I DO SO YOU DO YOU ♪
♪ AND I'LL NEVA' FALL OFF
♪ I JUST DO WHAT I DO SO YOU DO YOU ♪
♪ TOP DAWG I'MA BOSS
♪ I'M IN IT TO WIN IT WE ON ♪
♪ MY SQUAD IS SO GOOCH YE WE GONE ♪
♪ YOU TALK BEHIND MY BACK BUT YOU SMILE IN MY FACE ♪
♪ PASS ME MY SUNNIES THEY THROWIN' ME SHADE ♪
♪ ENOUGH I'M DRAWIN' THE LINE IN THE SAND ♪
♪ SO WE KEEP IT ALL IN THE FAM
♪ I KNOW THAT I MAKE IT LOOK EASY ♪
♪ LIVIN' SO HIGH CAN MAKE YOU FEEL QUEASY ♪
- Nurse Cohort. - Yeah.
- It's time!
- Well then do it! - I shall.
♪ - NO BABY NO ONE CAN'T DO IT LIKE YOU ♪
♪ - NO THEY CAN'T DO IT LIKE ME ♪
♪ - NO BABY NO ONE CAN'T DO IT LIKE YOU ♪
♪ - SING IT GIRL THEY CAN'T DO IT LIKE I DO ♪
- Uh oh, we got trouble.
- Geez Louise!!!
- It's Minyak!
- You guys! Minyak's on stage!
- Where? - Right there!
- He's stage right, next to the big "G"!
♪ I JUST DO ME YOU DO YOU I JUST DO ME YOU DO YOU ♪
- There! - Minyak.
- Get out of my-- Get out of my way!
♪ NO BABY NO ONE CAN'T DO IT LIKE YOU ♪
♪ NO THEY CAN'T DO IT LIKE ME
♪ NOPE THEY CAN'T DO IT LIKE I DO ♪
- Why is that dancer limping around?
- Let's go back there.
♪ AND I'LL NEVA' FALL OFF
♪ I JUST DO WHAT I DO SO YOU DO YOU ♪
- C'mon!
♪ I JUST DO WHAT I DO SO YOU DO YOU ♪
♪ TOP DAWG I'MA BOSS
- Okay Kid.
Let's blow a bubble, and save a Double...
- G!
- Let's att*ck Minyak!
♪ I JUST DO WHAT I DO SO YOU DO YOU ♪
♪ AND I'LL NEVA' FALL OFF
- Captain Man and Kid Danger!?!
Quick! Stop them!
- I think those three dancers are Minyak's g*ons!
- Copy. - g*ons?!?
♪ I JUST DO ME YOU DO YOU
- Sorry boys. Doctor's busy right now.
- Oh gee, that's too bad
'cuz uh, y'know, I got this thing on my hand.
- What thing? - Your face!
- I'm afraid that's a wrap, Double G.
Oh, hold still!
- You guys! Minyak's aiming something at Dub!
- Excuse me! - Yeah?
- You've just won a free cruise!
- Really?!? Where?
- The ocean! - Seriously?
- As far as you know.
- Oh. Which ocean?
- Oh just one a-- one of--one of the big ones.
- Ahhh!
- Oh, I'm sorry.
I thought you were someone else. Bye!
♪ AND I'LL NEVA' FALL OFF
♪ CLAP YA' HANDS
- Goodbye to your voice, Double G--OH!
♪ EVERYBODY SAY IT WITH ME ONE TIME ♪
- My thing! Where'd it go?
- Captain Man! Kid Danger!
Minyak's w*apon is right behind you!
- Wait, where'd you say the w*apon is again?
- On the floor!
- NYUUUUNNNN!!!!
- There! Kid! There!
♪ NO THEY CAN'T DO IT LIKE I DO ♪
- Ahhh
Get out of the way!
- Ready seven. Go seven!
- Ahhh!!! - Doctor Minyak!
- Man, who the butt are you!?!
- Doctor Horatio T. Minyak!
- Okay, what is going on out there!?!
- Now, I-I-I-I... - Uh, I don't...
- I wish I knew. - You tell me.
- Look, if you want a selfie, this is the wrong time!
- Ahhhh!!! - Ah, what are you doi--
- Oh, sweet! What do I do with this?!?
- Blast Minyak!!!
- All right, but uh...
I've never blasted any-- Ahhh!!!
AH! Hudson catch!!!
- Blast Minyak!!!
Ahhhh!!!
Hudson watch out!!!
- Oh! D'oh! Oh no no!
- Babe! Blast Minyak!
- Anything for you, Kid Danger!
- You're ruining my concert!
- Babe hurry!
- We gotta get Dub away from Minyak!
- Hey hey, there's Captain Man. I got it!
Excuse me! - Ah!
- Dad! Jump!!!
Hurry Dad! Jump!!!
- Jump?!?!? - Jump!!!
Hurry Dad! Jump!!!
- Hello Double G.
Glad I could "catch" your show.
- Ahahahah! Captain Man!!!
- This is gooood television.
- Stop! Everyone hold your gyrations.
People of the world! Look at me!
I am the greatest super villain of all time!
NYUUUUUHHHNNNN!!!
NYUUUUUHHHNNNN!!!
[ laughter ]
- All right. Let's bring it home!
[ music continues ]
♪ I JUST DO ME YOU DO YOU ♪
- W-wait, come on, guys, come over here.
♪ I JUST DO WHAT I DO SO YOU DO YOU ♪
♪ AND I'LL NEVA' FALL OFF
♪ I JUST DO WHAT I DO SO YOU DO YOU ♪
♪ AND I'LL NEVA' FALL OFF
- Dad! Dad!
- Ahh. Not now!
I'm bein' applauded! Woooo!!!
[ oven bell ] - Mmm.
04x04 - Danger Games
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After school, Henry becomes Kid Danger: Captain Man's superhero sidekick.
After school, Henry becomes Kid Danger: Captain Man's superhero sidekick.