- Okay, now, if we have everyone facing this way,
how big do you think we can make the screen?
- Well, I can fit about seats over here,
which means I can put up
a inch screen over there.
- Woah! Is that big?
- Woah! It's not small.
- Ha ha ha. Ohhh, Nate.
- Uh, Piper...
who's your rugged looking adult friend?
- Oh. This is Nate, my contractor.
Nate, this is my dad, uh...
- Jake. - Good to meet ya, Jake.
- Contractors build houses and stuff.
- I know what a contractor does.
- Well, he's helping me figure out
how we're gonna change this room up
so it can seat people.
- Wh--Why would we need to fit people
in our living room?
- For the premiere of the new cartoon
about Kid Danger and Captain Man!
- I'm so psyched about it.
- Ohhh wow, is that Nate the contractor?
- Hey, Henry. - What is up my man?
- How are ya?
- Ooo, I guess everybody knows Nate.
- Hey, you guys talkin' about the premiere party
for the Captain Man and Kid Danger cartoon?
- Yeah we are.
- I'm so psyched about it.
- So psyched!
- Well, I don't see why they need to make a cartoon
about Captain Man and Kid Danger.
- Excuse me?!? - Dad!
- Okay. If anybody deserves a cartoon made about 'em,
it's...y'know that guy, Kid Danger.
- And Captain Man. - Yeah yeah yeah whatever.
[ watch beeps ]
- Hey, your watch is beepin'.
- Uh, yeah, it is.
I gotta go to work. So uh, I'll see you guys later?
- Bye. - Later Henry.
- I'll keep polishing this bowling pin.
[ beeping continues ]
- Hey Ray, what's goin' on?
- Henry! You've got to come to the Man Cave, right now!
- Why? Somethin' wrong?
- Nope! Everything's great!
- Wh-why do you need-- - Henry!
- Hey! Hehehe... - Hi. Henry! Hiiiii.
- Mrs. Hendricks. - Hey.
- How are you? - Do you like bundt cake?
[ watch beeps ]
- Um...Well I uh... I like cake, but I uh--
- Bundt cake. Bundt.
- Right. Bundt.
- There's a silent "d" in it.
B-U-N-D-T. Bundt.
- Yeah, I got it.
- Anyway...
I need to give this bundt cake to your father.
- Uh...Why?
- He's polishing a bowling pin for me.
- Right. Yes.
He's uh, I think he's still workin' on that, so...
- I have a nephew your age... - Gonna walk home...
- Who's thinking of moving here.
- Y'know, it's funny - His name is Miller...
I would love to talk to you but uh, not that much, so...
oh, he's from Milwaukee! Okay...
I'm takin' this cake.
Alright! I'm here. I'm here. What's going on?
- Tell him! - Ray, tell him!
- Okay! Henry...you know about the cartoon they made--
wait a minute, is that cake? What kinda cake is that?
- Oh yeah, my neighbor lady made it for me.
I think it's a "butt cake" or something--I dunno...
- It's bundt--not butt. - Ew, gross.
- Okay, who cares about the cake?!?
Somebody tell me what everyone's so pumped about?!?
- Okay, Henry...
we are about to watch...
the first episode...
of the cartoon...
about us... right now!
- Wait, for real?
Oh wait, I thought that cartoon doesn't come out
for like two more days! How'd you guys get a copy?
- Ya know the production company that's making it?
- Yeah... - They sent us one by mistake!
- No!
- I told Ray to send it back,
but Schwoz talked him into keeping it
so that we can watch it.
- Ooo, I'm a naughty little boy!
- Hahaha!
- So, can we watch it?
- Yeah, let's go! - Let's do it!
- Okay everyone! Get your popcorn ready!
- Popcorn! - Yeah, some popcorn!
- Now wait... before we play the cartoon,
I just wanna say...
none of this would have been possible...
without me.
- Booo, get off the stage!
- Hey! Hey! Come on!
- Okay! Here comes the cartoon!
- Ooo ooo, this is it, it's starting, it's happening.
- Shhh.
- Doop dee doop dee doop dee doo.
I'm Kid Danger...
and I'm taking this bag of oranges to church.
Doodly doodly doodly doodly doo...
- Uh, hehe, why do I sound like a girl?
- And why are you carrying a bag of oranges?
- Shhh. Shhh.
- Doodly doodly doodly doodly doo...
- Boo!!!
- Ahhh!!!
Uh, who... who are you guys?
- Shut up!
- Let's give Kid Danger a hard time!
- Owww! Owwwie!
Leave me alone!
Help! Captain Man!
Come save me!
- You'd never say stuff like that!
- Yeah, and why am I sucking my thumb?!?
- So far, my favorite character
is the bag of church oranges.
- Shhh shhh, shut up shut up,
here comes the part with me in it.
- Don't suck your thumb!
'Cuz here I come!
Hey! Leave her alone!
- Okay... first, I don't fly...
and second, I'm pretty sure
I don't have a propeller growing out of my head.
- You don't!
- I know I don't!
- Now, this is what you jerks get
for picking on Kid Danger.
Frogs!!!
- I didn't know you could summon flying frogs.
- I can't!
- Are you okay, Boy Danger?
- Boy?!?
- You don't sound like a boy.
- Thanks for saving me, Captain Man.
- You're welcome.
- But how am I going to get my church fruit
to the festival on time?
- I don't know what you just said...
But climb upon me!
- Zoom zoom zoom to the moon moon moon!
- Ahhh!!! That's all I need!
- Okay, I'm sorry, but that was the worst cartoon
I've ever seen in my life.
- It was very terrible. - Pretty bad.
- Frogs, are vegetarians.
- They didn't even remember
to take the fruit to the church festival!!!
- Right! - Ahhh!!!
- It all just kinda happened.
I wanted an after-school job.
But then, an indestructible superhero
hired me to be his sidekick.
- Ah!
- Now we blow bubbles...
and fight crime. Feels good.
[ theme music ]
- Call it. - Up the tube!
- Aw, my boot! - Ha!
- Whoa whoa whoa, wait a second...
you watched the cartoon?
- Yeah we watched it. - Yeah we watched it!
- How?!?
- You know what? You don't need to know how!
- You sent us a copy by mistake!
- Now you know how!
Anyway, the point is-- the cartoon is terrible.
- Well, we all happen to think the cartoon is excellent.
- Yeah, my kid watched it and told me it was great.
- Okay, well, no offense dude,
but somethin's wrong with your kid.
- Yeah, you got a bum kid, man.
- All right...
since you two are apparently "cartoon experts,"
why don't you tell us what was wrong with it?
- Okay! - Okay!
- We will then! - Maybe we will then.
- Here it comes! - Sure! Y'know what?!?
I got this. I got this.
First... I don't suck my thumb.
And I've never gone,
"Oh, Captain Man, Captain Man, help me!"
- Yeah, I don't have a propeller coming out of my head...
- Or his butt... - Or my butt!
- And they forgot the church oranges!
- Yeah just flew away
and left 'em right there on the ground!
- Oh...okay...
well, if you guys know so much about making cartoons,
why don't you write your own dang script?!?
- Oh! Oh!
Is that, is that a challenge?
You'd like that, wouldn't ya?!?
- Sounds good. - Maybe we will.
- Easy! Y'know what...
you better call the FIRE department, 'cuzzz...
- Cuz' we're gonna burn your houses down!
- No no no. Too far.
- That was way too far. - I'm terribly sorry, what?
- You guys are fired!
- Yeah yeah, you're fired.
So, why don'tcha zoom zoom zoom to the moon moon moon!
- Which makes no sense!
Nice. - Good stuff.
- Nailed it.
- Okay, so... now what?
- Now...
Henry and I write a new script.
- Yeah, we write it.
- You guys do know that the cartoon premieres
in two days?
- And that neither of you
has ever written a script before.
- Pffft, so? - So what?
- No biggie. Anybody can write a script for TV.
- Yeah, monkeys could do it.
- We can have a great, hilarious script
by tomorrow morning.
- Absolutely.
- Wait--you mean stay up all night?!?
- Heck yeah, man. - Dang straight.
- Jasper, go get us nine gallons of black coffee.
- On it!
- Char, go get us some sugar, and a stun stick.
- 'Kay kay.
- And what about me?!? What do I do?!?
- You...
you go put on some writing music.
- Ooo!
[ upbeat music plays ]
[ music stops ]
[ music continues ]
- Ohhh!!! Why didn't I think of that?!?
- The chairs, I want them to be comfortable.
And, even the people who are standing.
And in chairs, I want them to have a really good view...
- Piper...
- Cuz' I don't want anyone to have to miss out
if someone's too tall. - Piper...
- Piper...
- Um and for the audio, I want big speakers
mounted up right there... - Piper.
- Excuse me, but it's : in the morning
and--what is all this?
- I told you: I have to get this place ready
for people to come here and watch the premiere
of the new Captain Man and Kid Danger cartoon!
- I'm so psyched about it.
- But I... I don't understand why--
[ doorbell rings ]
- Can... Can you please get the door?
- Hi.
- Can I use your bathroom?
- Uh... I don't even know you.
- Right. Can I use your bathroom?
- Oh my god!
Shaun White!
- She knows who I am.
- Do you work with Nate?
- No, I work with snow.
- Daaaad!
This is Shaun White, the greatest snowboarder ever!
- Ahhh, I'm... I'm okay.
- Well, why is he here?
- Because!
Shaun White is like...
- Why are you here?
- For the premiere
of the Captain Man and Kid Danger cartoon.
- Oh--but that's not 'til tomorrow night.
- I know, but I wanna sit front row center,
so I'm gonna camp out, right here on this porch,
so I can be first in line.
- Ohhhhh, okay.
- So, bathroom?
- Uh, look--
- Uh, you can use our V.I.P. bathroom--
in my parents' room, upstairs.
- Cool snow.
- Wait um... my wife is sleeping up there!
- No worries!
- Honey!
- And as Captain Man and Kid Danger
watch the Evil Piece of Popcorn
fly away on the bird...
- We fade out, and...
- End of episode!
- Not too shabby, right?
- Well?!?
- That script is fantastic!
- It's soooo hilarious!
- See?!? Anybody can write for TV.
- Literally anybody could do it.
- Like a monkey could do it.
- Yeah, you just push buttons.
Kid Danger and Captain Man is what this is all about.
- Aaaand...
I should note that we finished it hours
before the premiere.
- Boom! - Haha!
- Well, hold on a second boys.
It's nice that you guys wrote a great script,
but now, how are we gonna get it made into a cartoon?
By tomorrow night?
- Well. Schwoz is a genius, right?
And he can do anything.
- Yeah, so?
- So you're gonna take our script
and uh y'know, make it into a cartoon.
- Yeah, Schwoz! You can do it!
- Yah, I don't know...
- C'mon!
You went to Cartoon Community College?
- Only for two years.
- So you'll do it?
- I was up all night, dancing,
and we only have hours. A lot of work. I can't--
- He says he'll do it!
- All right! - Fantastic Schwoz!
- Hey hey hey hey hey hey! I'll go make the coffee!
- No but but-- - I'll get sugar and pizza!
- Wait a second! - I'll go get the stun stick!
- Ooo, and I'll go get another antique music circle!
- Wait a second--
- Yah, hello, this is Schwoz. Uh-huh.
Yah, I'm going to have to cancel my colonoscopy again.
Yah, again.
- Okay guys I'm fi--
- Ahhh! - Ahh!!!
- I finished.
- Huh? - Wait, what?
- The script you guys wrote.
I finished making it into a cartoon.
- For real? That's awesome!
- Hey! Alright Schwoz!!!
- Yeah! - Good job!
- Oh okay! Alright! Stay with us.
- You good? You good?
- Hey hey hey! It's already :.
- Oh man!
They're supposed to show the cartoon at eight!
- Jasper, Charlotte--
you two clean yourselves up, go to my house,
and stall everybody 'til we get there!
- Clean myself up?!?
- You know what I mean! Go go go.
- Schwoz--you put the cartoon on a thumb drive.
- Yah, okay.
- Hey, start the car. I'll wait here and get the thumb drive.
- Good thinkin'.
- Up the tube!
- Okay Schwoz, we forgot to come up with a title
so what are you thinking we should...
Schwoz?
Awww. He's sleeping.
SCHWOZ!!! - AHHHHH!!!
- I have an idea for a title.
- And you're live in three, two--
- We're here live at the premiere party
for the brand new Captain Man and Kid Danger cartoon,
and boy are the celebrities out tonight.
- That's White--and by that I mean SHAUN White,
champion water-boarder.
- I...I think you mean snow-boarder. Not water.
Shaun White snow-boards!
- Well why don't we ask Shaun White himself,
because here he comes...
- Hello Shaun.
- What?
- How many gold medals have you won, water-boarding?
- Mary... - What's happening?
- Hey hey, what's up people?
- I don't know.
- This is Shaun White. - I am?
- No way, my name's also Shaun White!
- Yeah, I'm just here to see the cartoon.
- Wanna race to that big tall bush across the street?!?
- No.
- Ready?!? - No.
- ONE...TWO... - No. Ohhhh, peer pressure!
- THREE!!! - OHHHHHHH!!!
- Usually, I'm sitting at a desk.
But tonight, I'm standing.
- Where is the cartoon?!?
I have over people in my house,
waiting to watch a cartoon, and I got no cartoon!
- Just listen to us! - Alright, don't worry.
- Please!
Whaddaya mean you got fired!
You guys produce the cartoon!
How do you get fired when you produce the cart--
What are you--
Whyyyyy?!?!
- Captain Man and Kid Danger
are going to bring the cartoon.
- Yeah! They should be here any second!
- How do you guys know this?
- Oh. Well we... we we uh...
- Prayed.
- Yeah... Jasper and I...
prayed that Captain Man and Kid Danger
would bring the cartoon here...tonight.
- You guys prayed?!?
- Oh yeah. Yes. - Totally prayed.
- Hey!
Thank you. Yes!
Aw, you guys don't have to stand.
- We are very proud of who we are.
- You guys are much! - Hashtag: blessed!
- Grateful! Humble. - I love my life.
- Hey! Did you bring the cartoon?!?
- Boom.
- Okay everyone! Take your seats!
The new cartoon will start in one minute!
So, wait... where's Henry?
- Yeah! We can't start the cartoon without Henry!
- Who's Henry? - Where is he?
- Uh...sorry we are not waiting for Henry.
- No. I'm worried.
I haven't seen him for days.
- Hey! It's already :. Okay?
I got no time for more complications!
Take your seats!!!
- How about here and here?
It's gonna be great! - Okay, okay.
- Hey guy-- you jacked my seat!
- No, this is my seat!
- Dude dude dude... - What what?
- Dude dude dude. - Stop that. What?
- That's Shaun White.
- Well, I don't care if he's Betty White!
I'm sittin' in this seat, right here!
- Then I'm sittin' in your lap!
- Yeah, well you won't be the first Olympian
who sat in it!
- Told ya' I'd sit here.
- Good. I'm glad you did. - Good. I'm glad you did!
- Good. I'm glad you did. - Good. I'm glad you did.
- Okay everyone!
- Okay Charlotte!
- Here we go!
- Dude!
- We forgot to give the cartoon a title!
- Uh yeah, don't worry about it,
I took care of it.
- You did? - Mhm!
- Well, what title did you pick?
- Hm???
- The Adventures offfff... Kid Danger!
- Shhhh. The show's starting...
Look over there.
♪ Here we go up the tube
♪ Fighting crime is what we do
♪ A superhero and his sidekick with a plan ♪
♪ Who's the one behind the mask ♪
♪ Who can move super fast
♪ It's Kid Danger
- And look. - It's Captain Man.
♪ So come along
♪ It's the Adventures of Kid Danger ♪
♪ 'Cause this is all
♪ For the Adventures of Kid Danger ♪
- I'm okay!
- Feels good.
04x05 - Toon In For Danger
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After school, Henry becomes Kid Danger: Captain Man's superhero sidekick.
After school, Henry becomes Kid Danger: Captain Man's superhero sidekick.