04x08 - Back To The Danger, Part 2

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- Previously, on "Henry Danger"...

- Ah! What--

What happened to the lights?

- When the electricity went out,

Drex's containment unit lost power!

- Drex is free?!?

- Boo. - Ahhh!

- The Time Jerker's time portal.

- See ya some other time.

- NOO!!! - No no no wait!!!

- You guys gotta go get him.

- Can you fix the Time Portal?!?

- I could if we had a little bit of zeridium.

- Well, what year is this?

- It's .

- Nine, who knew - Good ol ' man.

- Whoa Schwoz.

- How do you know my name?

- Jazz-Bro, has announced a recall

after an investigation revealed

that the doll's bright glow

was powered by radioactive zeridium.

- You said you knew where Piper's doll was buried.

- Is that such a bad thing?

To be wrong?

- Today's national "Take Your Kid To Work" Day.

- That's why Drex came here!

He's gonna try to stop me

from going to work with my dad,

so I don't get densitized!

- So you don't become indestructible!

- Which means no Captain Man...

- No Kid Danger...

- Okay Kid...

here's the plan.

- Go.

- We leave here in a taxi cab,

which will take us to Glass Tech Industries,

where my daddy works.

- You are too old to say "Daddy."

- Well this is , back when I called him Daddy. So?

- Mmmm well you sound like a baby.

- Okay how 'bout "Dad, dad!"

Can I call him "Dad, dad, dad dad?!?"

Is that okay with you?

- Yes, yes please.

- Okay!

Now, Drex is most likely

gonna try to locate eight-year-old me,

and stop me before I skateboard into the densitizer.

Y'see, the way it happened was,

I road in on my skateboard--

- Don't tell me the story again,

you've told me it a billion times.

- My daddy had just finished demonstrating

his latest invention: Unbreakable glass...

Unbreakable glass... unbreakable glass...

- Daddy!!! Hey Daddy!

Daddy! Whoooooaaaaaa...

- Holy gosh!

Raymond!!!

Son! Are you all right?!?

- Yeah, I feel great.

- And that's how I became indestructible.

Schwoz, have you found enough money for us

to take a cab to Glass Tech?

- Yah. I have dollars...

- All right.

and this extra dollar that I once used as a tissue.

- I... I think oughtta do it.

Come on, lets move.

- Okay daddy.

- Don't start. - You're the one who said daddy.

- Got it?

- Yeah!! - Yeah!!

- Schwoz!

We found Gloey Zoey!

- Oh good.

Turn it on, see if the zeridium is still active!

- Okay, let's see if I can find the "on" button...

Ha ha!

- It glows!

- Oh yeah, that's gotta be radioactive.

- Yeah! - Woo!

- Okay!

Now that we have the doll we just gotta--

AHHHHHHHHH!!!

- AHHHHHHHHHH!!!

- Okay, what the h...

Wait...

Is that my Gloey Zoey doll?!?

- Doll? - No!

- I don't know-- - How's school goin'?

- Is that a new outfit? - Have you seen Dog Judge?

- That is too my Gloey Zoey doll!

Give it!

- C'mon Piper-- can't we just have it?

- No! This doll's gonna be worth a lotta money some day

because it's dangerous!

Now, both a'you better get outta here before--

- BWAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

- Uh, I'll save you!

- Jasper!!!

Who is that guy?!?

- I dunno! He probably lives under your house!!!

- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

- Charlotte, get outta here!

I'll keep Piper safe until the coast is clear!

- Okay!

- Get off me!!

- And... I engage power.

Now then...

The glass is now indestructible.

Thank you. Now...

let's all leave my device unsupervised in this room,

and discuss it in the next room.

- Daddy!!! Hey Daddy!

Daddy! Hey Daddy!

Whoooooaaaaaa...

- Hi little Ray.

- Who are you?!?

- Doctor Night Night.

- Huh? What do you mean Dr.--

- Okay...

Let's rewrite some history...

Holy gosh!!!

Who's in my densitizer?!?

- It all just kinda happened.

I wanted an after-school job.

But then, an indestructible superhero

hired me to be his sidekick.

- Ah!

- Now we blow bubbles...

and fight crime. Feels good.

[ theme music ]

- Call it. - Up the tube!

- Aw, my boot! - Ha!

[ zapping ]

- Ahhhhooooahhh!

- What do we do?!?

- Hey you! Don't touch that!

- Daddy, not now!

- Daddy?!?

- Ray! Look at his hand!

Look at his hand!

- Yeah! Look at my hand.

- I coulda told ya, Drex.

- Except for Ray, any other person

who gets densitized also gets some weird side-effect.

Like your... freaky monster paw.

- I like it freaky.

- Okay, I don't know who you people are,

but I'm going to get the police!

- Yarr! - Help!!

There's a weirdo in my science lab!!!

- Wh... what happened?

- Oh me god.

- Who's that kid?

- He's me! years ago.

Dang I was cute.

- Well, you better get little you outta here.

- Right. Uh...

Keep Drex busy 'til I get back.

- No problem.

- C'mon handsome.

- Handsome? Ewww.

- It's okay, we're related.

- What? - Shut up.

- "Keep me busy?"

Kid, I'm gonna crush you.

And then I'm gonna crush your boyfriend Ray

when he comes back.

- Okay, first of all,

we're co-workers!

And second of all,

I spanked your butt last time we fought.

Remember that Drex?

Or do I need to go online

and show you the video...

Hang on I gotta find wifi...

- Dude... We're in .

- Yeah so?

- No internet.

- Yeah, well you know what they do have in ?!

- What?

- Fiiiiists!!

Ow ow ow ow ow ow!!!

Whoa, you're indestructible everywhere.

- Sorry Kid.

You may be faster than me,

but you're not indestructible.

- Well I am.

You okay Kid?

- Yeah... I kept him busy.

- Ahhhhhhh!!!

- C'mon Ray!

Ray...?!? Ray, what's wrong?

Whats wrong?!?

- Don't worry about me Kid,

I'm ohhhh-- god that hurts.

But not to worry

'cuz it's gonna stop hurting any sec--

AHHHHHH, no that's broken!

That is a broken arm.

- Oh, tough break, Ray.

- But Ray, you can't have a broken arm,

you're indestructible!

- No... not anymore.

This is the day that eight-year-old me

was supposed to became densitized.

- Ray...?

- Don't worry,

I know exactly what to do.

All right, Drex.

Stand aside so I can walk into the densitizer

and make myself indestructible again.

- No!

- Okay, I'm not sure what to do.

- What?

- Ooo, I did it!

I got Gloey Zoey's head off!

- Good good!

Now, to extract the zeridium,

stick the syringe into the doll's head,

poke the green goo sack,

and activate the ploonger.

- Haha, hey alright.

What's next?

- Okay, now I do this...

Do-do-do-do-do-do-dooo...

There. Now, watch this...

Baaaaahhhh!

- What happened?!?

- I dunno!

Voy-k'veesh m'kooza vin schmoogitz.

- Okay, what's your problem, Drex?

I mean, seriously, what reason do you have

to hate us so much?!?

- Well for starters, you two butt chumps froze me,

and locked me in a storage room for over a year!

- Yeah, but it's like,

- I can see... - Taken out of context...

- Whatever!!!

Now that I'm indestructible and you're not...

I'm gonna make sure it stays that way.

- Drex. - Please.

No, no, no.

- Come on Drex,

- D'ah, are you insane?!?

- Ha ha ha!

- Okay, I think I have located Henry and Ray

in the past.

- Okay Drex...

We're willing to make a deal with you.

- Oh are you?

- Yeah. You let us go

and promise not to cause us any more trouble...

- Yeah?

- And... well...

yes or no, do we gotta deal?

- Counter-offer.

I blast the two of you out of existence.

- Drex! - Come on Drex!

- Come on, no. - Don't!

- Charlotte! Give it thousand more volts...

- Uhhh...

- We have money!

- We uh, we have two dollars!

- We'll split it with ya!

- No! Please!

- Drex! No!

- No! - Nooooo!!!

- Drex!

Don't do it Drex!

- Please don't! I have a sister!

- Oh God!!

- Did he do it?

- Ha ha! - Ahhh ha ha!

Ow!!

Please don't touch my arm!

- What's wrong with your arm?

- Did you find Drex?!?

- Did you bring me a present?!?

- Ohhhh Schwoz...

My sweet little foreign employee.

I never thought I'd see you

or your silly bald head, ever again.

- Oh yes, please hold me.

- Okay...

- Hey, why'd you guys think

you'd never see us again?

- Because, when we went back in time,

Drex stopped me from being densitized

when I was a kid.

- Oh my god.

- Oh, that's terrible.

- Yeah, but...

but how can you all,

how can this all, still be here?

- Yeah, the future should be different 'cuz Drex won.

- So, what's goin' on?

- Okay...

Let me try to say this in a way

that even a stupid child could understand.

- Thank you. - How respectful of you.

- See, a time portal is like a door...

to a hallway...

to the past or the future.

- Okay. - All right.

- You guys went to the past,

and you changed things.

But the doors remain open

as long as the time machine is active.

- Okay. So then let's turn it off.

- Noooo! - Stop him!

- No, no, no, no, no!

- Dude! Don't you get it?!?

If we turn that off, it's over, we're done!

- Everything we know here

would disappear into nothingness!

- Oh.

- Schwoz...

the time machine...

can you send us back to like, like a half hour

before the time you just pulled us back from?

- I can try.

- Well try, okay! Try! Try!

- Okay, pushy!

You want to go right now?

- No, not yet.

- Oh my, they're chewing, they're chewing!

- Okay. Let's blast to the past...

- And wreck some Drex.

- Wait!

I'm gonna record this moment.

All right, jump to the past on one.

And...

, , ...

Aww.

- Wh-what do we do?!?

- Hey you! Don't touch that!

- Daddy, not now!

- Daddy?!?

- Ray! Look at his hand-

- Oh...wow.

- This is... - So freaky.

- Good lord I'm handsome.

- Whoa, I was just about to say that!

- For real?

- Yeah man, I'm standin' here lookin' at you

and I'm thinkin'...

- Daaaaaaaang.

- Hey SHUT UP!

- Oh dear.

- Ray, look at his hand.

- I see it.

Schwoz dropped us here too late,

Drex is already densitized.

- But he hasn't destroyed the densitizer yet.

- What are you talkin' about?

- I would also like to know what you are talking about!

- Ray! You and Henry get Professor Manchester

and all those people out of this building!

- But we gotta stay here and fight Drex!

- No, we'll handle that!

- Trust us. We know what we're doing.

We're minutes older.

- Okay.

- You...

you're so handsome.

- Okay everyone! - Please exit out the back door!

- What's wrong with your arm Ray?

- What's wrong with your face?

- Dude, nice.

- Thanks. Just came to me.

- Yeah, keep laughin'. 'Cuz guess what?

I stopped "little you" from bein' densitized.

Which means I'm the only one

in the room who's indestructible.

- Wh... what happened?

- It's little you!

- Yeah!

- Look out! It's Doctor Night Night!

- Doc-- - No, no, no.

Captain Man, see I never went to medical--

AHHHHH!!

- Captain Man!

- AHHHHH!

Just get little me into that densitizer

and pull the big lever!

Don't worry about me!

- I think Kid Danger should worry about you.

- Hang on, where'd my fist go?

- It's right there.

- Oh right.

- Okay, c'mon we gotta get you in that machine

and uhhh bombard you with uhhh proton beams!

- Daaaaaaddy, daaaddy!!

- No, no, no, Come back, come back.

No, no, no seriously we need to do this.

This is very important.

- Kid hurry!!!

Get little me into the densitizer!!!

- Get back here.

- I don't know if I can keep this time machine working!

Ahhhhh!

We have to bring Ray and Henry back, right now!

- But what if they haven't fixed the past?!?

- Ayeeeee!

If we don't bring them back now,

we might not ever be able to!

- Daddy! - I need you to do this!

I am trying to make you a superhero!!!

- Ahhh!

- C'mon!

- Yahhh!

- Are you okay?

- Yeah! I feel great!

[ crashing and yelling ]

- Owwww!

Hey!

That only hurt for a second!

- Ahhh! Oh, oh...

Oh, uh, wha...

- Captain Man! How do you feel?!?

- In two letters...

Ohhh!

Kay!

- Sorry Drex...

Looks like Captain Man's indestructible again.

- Everywhere.

- So am I.

Yahhhh!

- Yahhh! - Yahhh!

- Here they come!!!

- Yahhh! - Yahhhh!

- Schwoz, you got 'em back!

- Yaya! And look it!

- Ahhh!

- What's goin' on?

- I have him trapped in a time warp!

- A time warp?!?

- Wh-what does that mean?

- Ugh....

It means he's stuck in limbo

it's like he's floating in time,

somewhere between the past,

the present, and the future!

- Right, Schwoz, move...

Okay. Okay, okay umm...

Time destination...

today's date...

minus...

million years.

- AAAHHHhhhhhhhh!

- Yeah!! - Ha ha!

- We did it!

- What?

[ beeping and whirring ]

- What's going on?!?

- Oh dear!

- What, what what?!?

- What's going on with the time machine?!?

- It's... it's overloading!

Ayeeeee!

It's going to explode!!!

It's gonna k*ll us all!!!

It wil k*ll us all!!!

- Not-not me!!! Just you guys!!!

- What? No!

Get behind me!

Get behind me!!

- Huh? - Wha?

- I unplugged it.

You're welcome.

[ oven bell ] - Mmm.