04x19 - Rubber Duck

[bunniefuu]

[ electronic music ]

- Every night...

I fall asleep...

and that's when I have...

the dream.

[wind howls]

I'm late for work...

so I drive there, in a tiny vehicle.

I come out of the elevator.

And then... I hear something cooking.

So, I walk across the room, to see what's up.

And then... there's this girl...

who I've never seen before.

"What's up, Henry?" ...she says.

"How do you know my name?" I ask.

"Cuz you're wearing a name tag."

She was right. I was.

So next, I say... "Whatcha doin'?"

"I'm steaming beans."

And I'm like...

random... but okay...

She's hard to find, through all the bean steam.

And just when I almost get to her...

- Hiya Henry!

- AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

And that's how my dream always ends.

Pretty crazy, right?

- What...

- Huh?

- Were you talking?

Was I talking?

Yeah, I was tal--

I told you the whole dream that I had.

- About what?

- I'm not gonna tell it again.

- Thank you.

- Henry, Piper,

your Dad and I are about to leave!

- Yeah okay bye! - 'Kay, later, see ya!

- Piper, come help me with the luggage.

- Ulch, why can't Henry help you?

He's the boy.

- Because your father has to give him instructions

for while we're out of town.

- All right.

- Okay Henry, pick up your phone.

- Sorry, what?

- Your phone.

I have instructions for you

and I want you to get 'em on video.

- All right, I'll sh**t a video.

Okayyyy...Go.

- Hi. My name is Jake "Dad" Hart.

Now Henry, your Mom and I

will be in Toronto for three days.

Now, follow me...

I wanna show you something...

come this way...

Okay. See this?

- Yes, I see it.

- This is my vintage remote control sports car,

from the late nineteen hundreds.

- Wow.

- This is not a toy.

- That is literally a toy.

- While your mom and I are gone,

you are not to play with my car.

- I don't want to with it.

- Play-oh-- no no.

- Don't-oh-- want to.

- Fine. Now... I think your mother

has something she wants to tell you.

- Okay uhh...

- Oh Henry, over here.

- Oh. Hey mom.

- Now Henry...

I assume you know what this is?

- It's an egg.

- This is an egg.

- So I was right.

- It's hard boiled.

- Okay...

- Do not eat this egg.

- All right.

- Don't even touch it.

- I don't wanna touch it.

- Good.

- Good for both of us.

- Okay Henry...

- Yeah Dad?

- While we're gone, no parties.

- I won't have any parties.

- The only guests you're allowed to have

in this house are Charlotte and Jasper.

Actually, just Charlotte.

- Got it. So...

how are you guys gettin' to the airport?

- Piper's driving us.

- 'Cuz I have a driver's license.

- Yeah, which they sent you by mistake.

- Still valid.

- Oh! Hey Henry.

- Oh hey-- what are you doin' here?

- After I drop Mom and Dad at the airport,

we're gonna go see a movie.

- With Piper?

- Yes, I work with all boys--

I need a break.

- Okay Henry...

Well we better go so we don't miss our plane.

- Shotgun!

- Hey, I called shotgun!

- See ya Hen. - Dummy.

- Hiya Henry!!!

- Dude--Dude, what the?

How did you enter my house,

and why would you do that?

- I waited until your parents were gone!

Then I crawled through your window

and waited 'til your mouth was full of liquid!

- Normal guys don't do those things!

- Ha! True dat!

- M-my drink...

- So...ya ready?

- For what?

- Fun! Crazy, weird, teenage fun!

- Dude, what are you doing with that boom box?

W-what are you doing with my corn?

Where are you goin' with my corn?

- Just get ready to hit play.

- But... but my corn...

- Alright! Hit it!

[ music plays ]

[ lip syncing ] SH-SHAKE IT!

LIKE YOU'RE NEVER GONNA BREAK IT!

'CUZ I CAN'T TAKE IT! IT GETS ME EVERY TIME!

- No no no no no no, stop!

Oh my god, stop!

- What's wrong?

- Th--that! That "activity" you're doing to my couch!

- Yea, what about it?

- Don't do it anymore!

- Duuuuuuuuude.

- That was a long dude.

- C'mere...

- What?

- C'mere!

- I'm coming.

- Your parents are in Toronto.

That's practically another country.

- Yeah...

- Sometimes you just gotta say:

Rubber Duck.

- Why would I say "rubber duck"?

- 'Cuz! "Rubber duck" sets you free.

It's a way of saying, "Hey world!

I'm gonna have fun

and I don't care what happens!

Rubber duck!"

- Couldn't I just say that,

but without the "rubber duck" part?

- No.

[ doorbell rings ]

- Huh. I wonder who that is.

- You'llll seeeeeee.

- Alright, I'll get the door.

You, put some pants on.

- Rubbberrr duuuck.

- Stop saying that.

- Hello. Are you Henry?

I'm looking for Henry.

- N-no. I'm...

I'm Hen...row.

- Sounds pretty close to Henry.

- Riiight,

but it's different...

'cuz the "oh" part.

Excuse me... just a sec...

Who is that guy?!? What does he want with me?!?

- I booked us mannies!

- Y-you booked us what?!?

- That guy does manicures!

- Wait-wait-wait-wait...

are you talking about like, fingernails?

- Yeah, he works at the salon

my mom goes to once a year.

- Okay, what makes you think

that I would want him to do my nails?!?

- Rubber duuuuck!

- That's a bad answer!

C'mon go tell him to leave!

- Why should I leave?!? - B'AAAAHHHHHH!!!

- I came in through the back door.

- Okay, sir, I don't mean to be rude,

but I like my fingernails just the way they are...

- Heyyy.

Sooo, whose nails am I doing?

- Mine. Me.

Henry. Or Henro. Doesn't matter.

Please do my nails.

Rubber Duck.

- It all just kinda happened.

I wanted an after-school job.

But then, an indestructible superhero

hired me to be his sidekick.

- Ah!

- Now we blow bubbles...

and fight crime. Feels good.

[ theme music ]

- Call it. - Up the tube!

- Aw, my boot! - Ha!

[ music ]

- Okay, Henry. I'm ready to do your nails.

- Do-do we stand?

Do I give you my-- I don't know what to do.

[ music plays ]

♪ First time I saw you

♪ How do you do

♪ You could be mine And I was only for you ♪

♪ Then you took my hand

♪ And sparked a fire

[ both laughing ]

- So stupid!

- I know, right?

[ music continues ]

- Jasper! Turn off the music!

- Okay, why did that door just blow open--

- Hey Henry!

Look at my new leaf blower!

[ revs blower ]

It's cordless!

Haha! - Wow.

- No cord!

- Who's he?

- My boss.

- That's right!

Haaa! Ha ha ha!

Look at ya.

Ohhhh man...

I'm gonna make a sandwich.

- Alright Jasper,

take your feet out of the tub

and dry 'em off with this towel.

- Okay.

- Ahhhh no way.

No way no way no way no way!!!

- What? No no no no no.

Dude that's my dad's, I'm not allowed to touch it!

- Well that don't mean I can't! Ha!

Awww... - Move.

- Ooo, the remote!

- What? No, dude, don't touch the remote.

- Henry, I think I know how to work a remote

for a remote control car. Okay?

- Thank you... thank you...

- Henry, careful, your nails!

- Ahhh!

AHHHHHHHHH!!!

No no no no no!

- Um...

All-all right... just...

I know you're mad at me...but...

I think I know what to do here...

- So...I'll be... hang on...

[ car engine starts, tires screech ]

- Feels bad!

- Hmmm... uh-huh...

uhhh-huhhh... yep...oh ha ha alright...

Alright boys-- you can set the car down,

and help me off this kitchen counter.

- Oh yeah, sure sure. - Easy. Careful.

- All right... - Wait, wait...

- Just put me down!

- So what do you think, can ya fix it?!?

- Yeah I can fix it.

- Oh thank you. - Whew, that's great news.

- It'll cost ya three thousand bucks.

- Huh? - Wha--

- Did you say three thou-- - Zind?!?

- Yeah.

This is a vintage remote control car,

from the nineteen hundreds.

- Yea, I know!

- Then why'd ya go and dunk it in water?

- I didn't mean to! - Alright!

- Heyyyyyyy. - We're back from the movie.

- Oh great. Did you bring me $,?

- No.

- But I brought you half a box of Milk Doods.

- I'll take some Doods.

- Want a manicure?

- Uh, who are you and why are you in my house?

- Yeah, and who's...

- Oh...they're professional manicurists.

That's Layla, and that's Zack.

He's unbeliev--

- Oh my god!

You played with Dad's vintage car?!?

- No, I didn't "play" with it! Okay?

My boss came in here and he drove it

into some foot water, and now it's gonna cost me

three thousand bucks to fix it!

- Heyyyy... I hate to bring this up,

but you and your friend owe Zack and me

fifty bucks for the mannies.

- Oh, uh, yeah okay...

- Wow, fifty bucks is pretty cheap

for a couple of manicures.

- Dang straight it's cheap.

- Okay, people!

Look, my parents are gonna be back in two days,

and when my Dad sees that I broke his dumb toy car,

he's gonna make my mom k*ll me!

- Look...son, if I may...

- Yea, sup?

- You need me to fix you dad's car

before your parents get home,

so you need to get your hands on three thousand bucks.

- Yeah...?

- So, why don't you have a party?

You invite a buncha teenagers here

on Saturday night...

And you two must know other people

who give manicures.

- Yeah, we do. - I know a lot.

- There ya go.

You get your friends together with their friends,

you have yourself a wild manny party

make some money, split the profits,

and you should have enough cash left over

to pay me to fix your Dad's car.

- Yeah, I dunno... my parents said

I'm not allowed to have any parties

while they're outta town.

- Kid, sometimes you just gotta say:

Rubber Duck.

- See?!?

[ music ]

- Alright, come on in.

Yeah, welcome to Henry's house...

Mannies await you.

Oh hey...

Yo, what's up dude.

Have a good time.

Henry: The party was off to an amazing start.

Charlotte, Jasper, Piper and I

invited tons of our friends.

And Layla, the prettiest manicurist I ever saw,

she invited a bunch of her friends...

other manicurists.

And the money... oh man...

It's like insane how much these kids'll pay

for a quality manicure.

- Uh, yeah...

Do I have to sit here,

and keep listening to you narrate?

- At one point, earlier in the night,

I was going to get a soda,

when Layla walked up to me,

and outta nowhere, she says...

- Have you ever made spaghetti on a sailboat?

- Hmm? On a... on a sailboat?

- Yeah. A boat...

with sails.

- And I was thinkin'...

why not make spaghetti in a kitchen?

Y'know, 'cuz a kitchen

is where most people make spaghetti.

Right?

- I just want to get a manicure.

- Henry! We did it!

- You made spaghetti on a sailboat?!?

- Wh--?!? Noooo! Look!

Three thousand dollars!

And Piper's collecting more money right now!

- What? Oh man!

Okay, problem solved!

- Yeah, unless there's some

other unforeseen complication.

- Right!

$.... $,...

$,! Right there. $,.

- You can count it if ya want!

- I just counted it, right in front of him!

- Come on, man, I really-- - All right.

Open my tool box.

- So uh, how long do you think--

- Done.

- Wh...wait, you're done?!?

- Push the green button on the remote,

then move the joystick forward.

- Okay, uh...

- Ta-dah!

- It works!

- Oh my god, you're like a geniu--

Wait, you charged me , bucks

then fixed it in five seconds?!?

- Rubber Duck.

- What?! No! No no no no.

That's not cool! That's not cool man, stop.

- [ laughing ] - Stop. Why is he laughing?

- Henry!

- Don't point at me like that.

- Henry! Henry!

- Yeah, what's up?

- Mom and Dad just called!!!

- So? - They're on their way here!

- What? No no no no nooo, they're in Toronto.

- Nuh-uh!!!

When they were changing planes in Chicago,

Dad went to the mens' room

and dropped his passport in the toilet!

- Well, well why didn't he just reach in and grab it?!?

- He tried but it was an auto-flusher!

- Oh my god!

- So his arm got stuck in the toilet,

then they had to call the fire department

to pull it out!

- So Mom and Dad bailed on their trip?!?

- Yeah! They just called from Nacho Ball

and said they'll be home soon!

- Wait wait wait-- which Nacho Ball?

The close one or the nice one?!?

- The close one!

- AHHHHHHHHH!!!

AHHHHH! AHHHHH! OKAY! OKAY! OKAY!!!

JASPER! JASPER, TURN OFF THE MUSIC!!!

- 'Kay!!!

- Okay, Everyone, please!!! Listen up! PLEASE!

I need everyone to get all their stuff,

and get out immediately!!!

- Why?

- Uh... cause...cause...

- The snakes got loose!!!

- The snakes! Yes! Let's go.

Let's go! C'mon!

- Henry! Your parents just pulled up in the driveway!

- Okay everyone, go out the BACK door!

The BACK door! Go out the BACK door!

Charlotte! Charlotte,

go outside and try to stall my parents.

- 'Kay-'kay!

- C'mon 'kay quick! Let's move the furniture!

- Yeah!

- I'll take this back.

- C'mon go go go go.

- Hurry up!

- C'mon. C'mon. Flowers!

Alright yo, help me with this couch!

- Yep!

- C'mon. - I'm coming!

- Okay good good good good good!

Jasper, now get out!

- Right!

Piper, go upstairs and blow your nose!!!

- Right! Wait...

why blow my nose?

- You got something hanging out right here.

- AHHHHH!

- Henry?

- Ahhh! What?

- C'mon, we gotta get outta here!!!

- What?!? Why why whyyy?!?

- The snakes!

- Oh! Yeah, yeah.

You know what, you go first!

I'll follow you, save yourself!

Don't worry about me! - Okay!!!

See ya tomorrow for spaghetti on a sailboat!

- What?!? Sailboat?!?

What is this thing with a sailboat?! I don't under--

OH MY GOD!!!!

- We're back. - We're home.

- Heyyyy, Mom and Dad.

Why are you back so early?

- I don't wanna talk about it.

- Just don't smell your father's arm.

- That's a deal.

- I'm gonna go wash my arm.

- Have fun.

- Henry...

- Yeah Mom?

- Can I see you in the kitchen?

- Uh, yeah sure.

Hey...what's up?

- There's a problem.

- A problem?

- With my egg.

- What do you mean?

- It's cracked... my egg is cracked.

- Oh. Well, I mean...

I mean, you can still eat it. Right?

- No Henry. I can't still "eat it."

[ electronic music ]

I'm way upset with you.

- Rubber Duck.

[ oven bell ] - Mmm.