- We interrupt this program for breaking news.
- Hi, thanks for joining us.
Uh, we've just been given word that...
- Good evening. Trent?
- Uh, your hair... looks wet.
Thanks. I was washing it when I heard
there was breaking news.
- Yeah. Anyway...
We've just gotten word that super-criminal,
Stainless Steve, has been spotted
right here in Swellview.
But luckily, we're being told
that Captain Man and Kid Danger
are currently on the lookout for Stainless St...
[ hairdryer blows ]
- Mary. Mary.
Mary, could ya please not dry your...
- You wanna tag in, Kid?
- Yea yea yea. You work on this sandwich,
I'll work on Stainless Steve.
Deal. I'll munch, you punch.
- I'm gonna wreck you, Kid Danger!
Ha ha, yeah, I don't think so, Steeeeve...
I have super-fast reflexes, so don't even try to--
- Ooo! Nice sh*t, Steve.
- Okay, you know what, that's it.
- Careful, don't fall.
Awwww. You forgot to be careful!
Woo. Okay. Let's call the cops
and have 'em come pick up that pile of--
WOAH, WOAH, WOAH!!! WATCH OUT!
- Watch out for what? - TURN AROUND PLEASE!
- This is a good sandwich, I'm not turning around.
I'm not turning around for you or anybody!
- I'M NOT JOKING DUDE! - I can't hear you.
There's like a car coming or something.
D'AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
- OH MY GOD!!!
- Hey?!? Who'd we hit?!? Did we get 'im?!?
- Uhhh... Ooo yeah, look!
I think we got Stainless Steve!
Ha ha! Well well well...
Stainless Steve.
- See whatcha get when you mess with us?!?
- Who are you guys?!?
- We're The Thumb Buddies.
- And you've just been thumbed.
- What? - You shut up!
Quick, run to the Thumb-mobile and get the rope!
- Okay Joey!
- Over there!
Quick, hurry, we're going live!
- Hi, I'm Kimberly Cross,
and we're coming to you live,
for an exclusive report on super criminal,
Stainless Steve.
Excuse me, sir? Is that Stainless Steve?
And did you capture him?
Oh. Uh, yeah. Well, we did.
- Wooooo! Thumb Buddies! Yeah!!!
- I'm sorry, who was... Oh, that was my partner, Mark!
- And you are...?
- I'm Joey. Me and Mark are The Thumb Buddies!
- The Thumb Buddies.
- Thumb Buddies!!!
- We fight crime!
- I see. So, are you two guys--
- Hey sorry! Me and my buddy
gotta take that criminal to the cops!
- But I just have few more questions!
- Sorry bro, we're on duty! C'mon, Mark!
- Thumb buddies!
- Proving once again that real crime fighters
don't always have time for interviews.
- Hey...hey. What's up?
- What's going on? How's it going?
- Are we on the news?
- Yes. As you can see,
I'm now with Captain Man and Kid Danger.
So...what's up?
- What's up? - Sup with you?
- Wh...whaddya mean?
- What do you want?
- Oh. Well, we figured you'd want to interview us
about Stainless Steve... you know...
The people of Swellview might wanna know
the city is safe once again...
thanks to us... you're welcome.
- Dude... dude... dude... dude...
- What what what? Do you not see me on the news?!?
- Stainless Steve is gone.
- What?
- Where'd Stainless Steve go?!?
- Oh, he was captured by The Thumb Buddies.
- What? Uh, I think you're mistaken,
- I'm sorry, sounded like you said "somebodies"
- 'Cuz we captured Stainless Steve, and...
I don't know what she's saying.
And I'm trying to explain to her...
that he and I were the ones that captured Stainless Steve.
- I got hit by something and flew over there...
- Thank you. I'm Kimberly Cross...
crossing off.
- Where are you going? - We done?
- That's not the end of the interview.
I mean, I had more to say, and...
he was talking and I was talking...
- Yeah, I'm fine...
- Hey, I found the sandwich.
- It all just kinda happened.
I wanted an after-school job.
But then, an indestructible superhero
hired me to be his sidekick.
- Ah!
- Now we blow bubbles...
and fight crime. Feels good.
[ theme music ]
- Call it. - Up the tube!
- Aw, my boot! - Ha!
[ music ]
[ elevator crashes, beeps ]
- Uhhh... what are you wearing?
- Oh. This is my, uh, Thumb Buddies shirt.
- Yeah, well you better take that off.
- Why?
- 'Cuz last week, Ray and Henry
caught that criminal, Stainless Steve,
and those "thumb buddy" guys took credit for the capture.
- So?
- So Ray and Henry were pretty mad about it,
and if I were you I'd take...
Hey, how'd it go at the baseball game?
- Ohhh, I dunno,
I guess I'd say it went pretty well.
- Yeah, I mean, we didn't really do that much,
other than, uhhhhh...
- We fought a bear! - We fought a bear!
- Oh, my god! - Yes, we did.
- Rawr! Kah! Sleep!
- HEY! Hey hey hey! What bear?!?
- Okay okay okay, so, should I tell him the story?
Alright alright alright,
these college kids brought a real, live bear
to the baseball game...
- Yeah, y'know, just to be funny...
- Which it was! - Yeah it was! Hilarious...
- Anyway. Until... the hot dog guy came out...
- Yeah. Y'know, weiners? - Love 'em!
- So, bear gets a whiff of the weiners, right?
And he just loses his mind!
Just chases the poor weiner guy right onto the field!
- So Ray chases the bear onto the field...
- I did, I did...
- And check this out, he tackles the bear!
- I tackled the bear! I tackled a real live bear!
The bear gets up... He's like, rawrrr...
and there's spit coming out of his mouth!
And he slashes at me,
and his claws scrape right across my face!
- Oh my god! - Yeah yeah yeah!
And I guess he thought that Ray was gonna go down
or something like that!
- But instead the bear goes, "Rrrrrruhhh?!?"
Which I guess in bear language probably means...
- "Uh oh! This human is indestructible!"
- Stupid bear had no idea!
- We are smarter than bears!
- We outsmarted the bear!
- We are the smartest species! - Yeah! That happened.
- Wow!!!
- Unreal man!
- Oh hey, we should turn on the news!
I bet they're talkin' about us right now!
- Yeah, let's see what they're sayin' about us.
Okay, comin' on now.
- And Trent...this all happened just moments ago?
- That's right Mary.
- Yeah see? They're talkin' about us.
- We fought a bear my man! - Yeah, we did.
- Okay, now, we're gonna go
live to the scene where it all went down,
and talk with the actual heroes who saved the day.
- What?
How are they gonna interview us right now?
- Yeah yeah. Cuz we're here.
- Thanks, Trent.
I'm here live at Nacho Ball,
where a local sweaty man committed a crime,
just moments ago.
- Wh... what? What is all this about?
- Why are they at Nacho Ball?
- Can you tell us what happened?
- Yeah, um, this guy,
I think his name is Jeff...
he ordered a Three-Ball Nacho Sack,
and when he paid for it, he handed me a coupon.
- But there was something wrong that coupon,
wasn't there?
- Yeah...it was expired.
- Kimberly. We've just received cell phone video
of the attempted Nacho Ball crime,
so we're gonna show that right now.
- Okay, that'll be $.
- Oh yeah sure.
Here's a Nacho Ball coupon for twenty bucks.
- Oh great, I'll just ring this up.
- Thanks, bruh.
- That's Jeff!
- He's so stupid!
- Uh, hey, this coupon expired four days ago.
- Oh. I didn't know.
- Oh, suuure ya didn't.
- Help!!! This guy here is trying to rob us!!! Ahhhh!
- R-rob you? What the butt are you talkin' abo--
Ahhh!
- Whoa gosh,
that was the bravest thing I've ever seen.
- Whaaaaaat?!?
- Bravest?!?
- I've done braver things on the toilet!
- Yeah, I know, ri-- wait, what?!?
- Kimberly, are you with the heroes right now?
- I sure am, Trent.
And once again, it looks like our city of Swellview
owes a big thank you to The Thumb Buddies.
- You are very welcome.
- We appreciate that. Yes.
- What is with the name--
- Okay, who are these "Thumb Buddies"?!?
Where'd they come from?!?
- And why are they in our town, doing our job?!?
- Charlotte! I told you last week
that I wanted a full report on these guys.
Now where is it?
- I sent you an email. Last week.
You know I don't read my emails unless you send me a text,
telling me to read my emails.
- I also sent you a text.
- Da da da! - Alright.
Would you just tell us who these Thumb Buddies are?
- They're just... they're just guys...
regular guys who started fighting crime.
- Then why is everyone making such a big deal about them?
- Well, they're new, and they seem nice...
- We're very nice! - Yeah, we're delightful Jasper!
- Okay okay...
I think you guys may be over-reacting.
- Over-reacting?!? - We're over-reacting?
- This is subtle!!!
- We're UNDER-reacting!
- Hey!
Look how popular those guys are!
- And as you can see, it looks like everyone
wants their tacos autographed by The Thumb Buddies.
Back to you, Trent.
- And Mary!
- Okay... Looks like the Thumb Buddies
are gonna be autographing tacos for quite a while,
so if you're in the area of Nacho Ball,
you might wanna head on over there and meet them.
- Are, are, are... are they kidding me?!?
They're not even gonna mention
the thing we did at the baseball game?!?
- Wait wait, shhh...
- And now, some news about today's baseball game.
The Swellview Sailors lost, to .
That's it.
- Dang it! - Geez, man!
- Alright, that does it!
We're going down to Nacho Ball,
and we're gonna tell those rotten Thumb Buddies
that Swellview is our town!
- This is our town!
- Who needs The Thumb Buddies?!?
- No-buddies!
- No-buddies I know! - Exactly.
- I fought a bear! - Let's go.
- Wait wait wait wait wait!
Since you guys are goin' to Nacho Ball,
can you pick me up a Three-Ball Nacho Sack?
- Noooo! We're not gonna pick you a three ball nach--
What are you wearing?
- Wh--what do you mean?
- Move your hands!
- Jasper, just move your hands away from your shirt.
- Wow.
- Okay. Calm down. Calm down. It's fine.
- It's all totally fine.
- Good, let's go. C'mon--
- Dang it! Ahhh!
- Ray, Ray, Ray! - Ahhhh!
- Dude, that was dangerous-- what if you'd hit him?
- Oh, it was set to a light stun.
Ooo wait, yikes... - Wow.
Let's go.
[ music ]
- Yay.
- Hi Thumb Buddies!
- Heyyyy there, cute thing.
- What's up, little princess?
- You want us to sign that for ya?
- You want a selfie with us?
- You want a T-shirt?
- Yeah, sure! Sure to everything!
- Hey! Isn't that your obnoxious little sister
in there with The Thumb Buddies?!?
- Wh...Yeah!
What's she doin'?!?
- Uh...I thought she was supposed to be the president
of the Captain Man fan club!
- She is! I don't know what she's--
- Oh, here she comes.
- Hello.
- Yeah. Hi Pi--
Hello little girl.
- Uh, hey Captain Man and Kid Danger.
I uh, I didn't expect to see you guys here.
- Yeah, we bet you didn't.
- Yeah, we bet you didn't!
- Yeah well, I...
- Nice t-shirt.
- Yeah, with The Thumb Buddies on it.
- Oh c'mon, this is just a t-shirt.
It's not like I'm their number one fan.
Oh really? Then explain this...
- Thumber-one fan?!?
- Geez man!
- Okay, look, I know this was wrong.
I just wanted to meet them
and have 'em sign a taco and take a selfie.
But but, it was just this one time,
I swear it didn't mean anything!
- You know what just forget it!
- Yeah, we got somethin' to do, so.
- Hey, wassup. How's it going.
Yeah, it's us.
- Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god...
- No it is not no it is not, no it is not...
- Alright everybody out! Right now!
Customers and employees.
We've got official business with The Thumb Buddies,
so goodbye. That's right.
- Get all your nacho balls and tacos,
and exit through the door!
- You can walk and murmur at the same time.
- There you go. Please take your time.
- Ain't gotta go home, but you can't stay here.
Now...
- You two...
- We don't where you came from.
- We don't wanna know.
- But I'm gonna tell ya somethin' right now...
Okay, why are you smilin' at us like that?
- Joey, Joey... I-I think I'm gonna faint.
- Just hold on to me.
- I'm gonna faint.
- Just live in the moment, okay?
Just breathe and live this moment.
- Okay...okay.
Oh god we love you so much!
- I can't believe this is real life!
- Okay, what's going on?
It's just...the only reason
we ever even decided to be crime-fighters...
- Is 'cuz we wanted to be exactly like you two!
- We humble ourselves, before you.
- These... these guys are all right.
- Yea I'm startin' to like these guys.
Yeah. I mean... Fellas, uh...
You may rise before us.
Look, guys,
you know the whole superhero thing, it's sort of--
[ alarm rings]
- Emergency. - Yeah.
- They're gettin' a real emergency call!
- I know I know, shhh shhh shhh!!!
- I should probably take this. If you'll excuse me.
- Oh sure. - 'Course.
- You do your thing. - Don't worry about us.
- Oh my god. - I know!
- I don't know these guys.
I don't know what to say. Don't leave.
So...
"The Thumb Buddies." Cool name.
Nahhh, it's stupid.
Well...Ah.
How'd you guys come up with it?
- Well, Mark and I used to be dance instructors...
- We taught the elderly to dance.
- But we never really felt fulfilled, y'know?
- We felt like a couple a'nobodies.
- But then, one night, we were havin' dinner
with my sister and she says:
"You guyth..."
- She talks with a lisp. - She does.
She says: "You guyth. You don't have to be nobodieth.
You can be thumbodieth."
- And we were like... thumbodieth.
- Which sounded like thumb buddies.
So now that's who we are.
The Thumb Buddies.
- Bink. - Bink.
- So, I'm guessing you two aren't married.
- Nah. Just waiting for the right girl!
- That special someone.
- Where is she?!
- We'll keep looking!
- Kid. Kid...
Stainless Steve is on the loose.
- What?!? I thought the cops had 'em!
- They did, but he got away,
and now we gotta go get him again.
- Alright, okay! Alright, I'm sorry guys--
- Ahhh!
- Can we go with you?!?
- Oh please, please let us come with you!
- You gotta let us come with you!
- Oh...uhhh...
- I don't think thats a good idea.
- I'll rub your shoulders on the way!
- What? No I'm sorry guys--
- Wait wait wait wait... You'll rub my shoulders?
- Sure!
- You got good hands?
- Yeah!
- All right let's go.
- Kid, ya see anything?
- Nah. Nothing.
You sure that Stainless Steve ran this way?
- That's what the cop in the police helicopter said.
Maybe he... Ohhh...
Oh, this guy's hands are like magic.
- Thank you very much.
- Hey...hey hey...look.
Footprints...
leading up to the shed.
- Hey, do you guys think
Stainless Steve's hiding in there?
- Yeah, probably. - Yes.
- Cool! Let us go in there and get him!
- Yeah, let us do it!
- Ah, nah nah nah nah...
- That is not good idea guys.
- C'mon. Please.
If you guys'll just let us do this...
it'll make us feel like we really did somethin'.
- Like... our lives have meaning.
- Well... All right.
- Okay, you guys can go and get him.
- Seriously?!? - For real?
- Shhh. - Yeah, but be careful.
I don't want those fabulous hands getting hurt.
- Totally get it! Totally get it!
- Absolutely, we'll be careful, promise.
- Okay man, this is it!
- I love you.
- Yeah. Who are we?!?
- Thumb Buddies!!!
- Well that's weird.
- Heyyy!!!
- What happened?!?
- Uh, we don't know!
- You seem to be in a rocket!
- But don't worry!
-Activate main engine.
Prepare for launch.
- Orrrrr...
-Ignition. Goodbye.
- Well I'll be darned.
- Ha!!!
Goodbye Captain Man and Kid Danger!!!
Enjoy being in outer space for the rest of your...
lives?
- You tried to trick us!
- You tried to sh**t us into space!
- No...no I didn't.
- You did too! - We just saw the rocket!
- It just flew away!
- Yeah, so?!?
What are you gonna do about it?!?
- This is baaaad.
- Shhhhhhh. We don't know what happened.
- What, I don't know what you're talking about.
- We were never here.
- We weren't where?
- Somewhere else. I don't know.
I mean I wasn't here. Neither were you.
So walk away. All right...
[ music ]
[ bark ]
- NNNEEEDDDLLLEEE.
Where are you needle?
There you are, you little needle!
You thought I couldn't find ya in that haystack,
did ya now?
Holy hog spit!
Ah, dag-nabbit,
I lost my needle again!
What in the name a'momma's whiskers...
[ coughing ]
All right! Whoever's in there,
best come out with your hands held high!
- What planet is this?!?
- Wh...what'd ya say?!?
- What planet is this?!?
- This is Earth!
And you...ALIENS better stay back!
Unless you wanna get hit on the head with this!
Hey, that is mine!
- Not anymore!
- Y'know, this is the first time
we've had a professional photographer here.
We're re-creating a family photo
we took years ago.
We're gonna re-create it.
Okay family! Photo time!
- Yeah yeah, okay. - Let's get this over with.
- Hey...can we please have a little bit of enthusiasm?
- Noooo. This is making me late
for the party at Jana Tetrazini's house!
- But you hate Jana Tetrazini.
- Sometimes! Okay?
Sometimes I like her...
sometimes I hate her...
and other times, she just makes me sick.
Can't you understand relationships like that?
- Yeah, I can.
- All right Henry, let's do this.
Take off your robe.
[ laughing ]
- Oh man.
- Okaaay, okay, are you guys done laughing now?
- Almost.
- And I bet you're wondering
why Joey's all hairy and talks weird...
- [ grunts ]
- Needle? Neeeeeeedle...
where are you, needle?
- And why my skin is purple...
and why my right leg is enormous...
like a short fat tree.
- All I want to do is find my needle,
which y'all aliens done gone and made me lose again!
- I'm glad you asked...
the reason we look this way is...
cause when we were up in space
our rocket passed through a radiation storm.
- Ahhhhhhh.
- It's okay Joey! We're alive,
even though we're mutants.
And since Captain Man and Kid Danger
didn't even try to rescue us when we were up in space,
now it's time for...
- Thumb revenge! - Thumb revenge!
- So, that's where we're going now--
to get revenge on Captain Man and Kid Danger.
- Revenge!
- Hey! You're not leavin' with my pipe!
YAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
- Oh. I forgot to tell ya,
the radiation storm, up in space
it caused my right arm to become electrified. See?
- AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
- Sorry Joey!
And now I'm done with the pipe.
- Revenge!!!
- Revenge!!!
- Ouch!!!
I found my needle!!!
- Okay, now let's all go stand in front of the camera.
It's right over there, atop that tri-pode.
- Dad! We all can see where the camera is.
- Good. Then walk to it.
- Well geez.
[ watch rings ]
- Aw Henry, will ya take off that watch?
- Uhhh yeah,
- Wait, where are you going?
- To take off my watch. - But--
- I can only take it off
if I'm standing on the front porch, Dad.
- Well geez.
- Hey, what's up? You triple beeped me.
- [ laughing ]
- Well ahoy there, Sailor Danger!
- Yeah, yeah yeah...
I know, I'm wearing a silly sailor suit
now will tell me what's up.
- Hey Charlotte! Jasper!
Get over here, c'mere you gotta come see this!
- No, Dude,
I don't want Charlotte and Jasper to see this. Okay?
They're going to make fun--
- Look at Henry! All dressed up like a little sailor boy!
- Okay.
- It's funny 'cuz it's humiliating!
- Hey, stupid!
[ laughing ]
- Okay Kid, I'll talk to ya later.
- Wh--wait! Dude, You triple beeped me!
- Oh right! There's a burglary happening right now,
at that fuel factory on Winchester.
- Ferris Fuelers?!?
- Yep. So meet me there in fifteen minutes?
- Uh, okay, it's : now,
so I'll probably be there in like--
Okay or just hang up while I'm talking.
- Hey Joey, - Yeah, Mark?
- How much fuel do ya think we'll need to steal?
- A lot!
- 'Kay-kay.
- Reveal!
- Stop what you're doing!
- Yeah! Quit it!
- Now, turn around slowly.
- AHHHHH!!! OH MAN!!! WHAT IS THAT?!?
- WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR SKIN?
- CHEESE AND GRITS,
- Look at fat legs!
OH IT'S SO HIDEOUS!!!
- GO BACK IN THE SHADOWS, I DON'T WANT TO LOOK AT YOU!!!
- Hol on, please turn around. Turn back around.
- BACK UP!!!
- Hey hang on a second. Hey hey hey...
- Don't make me look at it.
- Hey hey hey hey hey... - What what what what?
- Those guys,
- Yes? Yeah, they're gross.
- I think they're, the uhm,
- The Thumb Buddies.
- No way!!!
- Wait wait wait, wait a second,
We saw you guys get trapped in a rocket!
- Yeah. Get sh*t up into space!
- Yeah. P.S. why do you look like freaks now?
- I was just gonna ask that!
- And, are you stealing rocket fuel?!?
- That's right! We are! Jerks!
- Jerks!
- Jerks?!?
- Be quiet! - Shut up!
- All right, okay, we'll see who shuts up
after we step outta these trash cans!
- Yeah. - Yeah, you guys--
- Shut up. - You guys are goig to jail.
And when you get there, it's not easy.
- I'm falling in your can.
- Oh you're in mine now. You're in mine.
That's no good.
We will be with you, shortly.
- This hurts really bad. - Just push!
All right. Ready? On three!
ONE! TWO! THREE!
Move to the side--
Come on, you need to get.
Hold on.
- Ahhh! - Whoah!
- I'm back down.
- It's all right.
Not a problem.
It's all good. We're good.
Getting back up.
- And then, our rocket flew past the moon,
and right into a violent radiation storm.
- It was violent!
- Which is what changed our bodies
and turned us into mutants!
- We are mutants!
- And that's why we hate you.
- But, but...
- We're not the ones who sh*t you up into space!
- Yeah, we didn't know that shed was a rocket trap!
So that's not on us. - C'mon guys.
- So? Still, after we got sh*t into space,
you coulda helped us!
- You never helped us!
- W--how, what were we supposed to do?!?
- Guys, there's no way we coulda
"gone up into outer space" to rescue you!
- You lie!!! - That's right Joey!
You and Captain Man went into space about a year ago--
to save those astronauts on the space station!
- No we di-- - We never wen--
- Oh no wait-- yeah, that's true.
- That's true. You're right.
Yea no, I mean it's a fair point.
This looks bad. I gotta say,
but uh, you make a good point.
You know when you're right, you're right,
and uh, you are right!
Tell ya what, - What?
- I'm telling them. - 'Kay, I'll listen.
- I suppose we feel kinda bad
that you guys got sh*t into space,
- And got turned into mutants.
- And got turned into mutants.
So, how bout this?
You guys just put that rocket fuel
back where ya found it,
and we'll just forget that this whole thing happened.
Alright? Okay?
- We could get some barbecue.
- Yes, I am totally up for some barbecue.
You guys like ribs?
- Oh dude, c'mon, everybody likes ribs.
- Yeah, but it's always polite to ask--
- Shut up!!!
- Again with the shut up.
- So rude man.
- You guys ruined our lives.
- Let's not be dramatic.
- Arrrshuttup!!
So now we're gonna ruin yours!
- Kid!!!
- [ giggling ]
- Kid!!! Hey hey hey!!! Talk to me Kid!!! Kid!!!
- Uh, I think the kid's
gonna be takin' a nap for a while.
Oh. Did I forget to tell you that the radiation storm
left me with a right arm full of electricity?
- Yeah, you forgot. - No I didn't!
I just wanted it to be a surprise.
- Right.
- Well, your little electric surprise
might've knocked out Kid Danger
but let's see how it works on a man!
Who's indestructible!
- Ahhhh! - Ahhhhh!
I, I did it! I defeated Captain Man!!!
Okay! I'll grab the kid--
you get Captain Man-- we'll throw 'em in the van,
and then we'll come back for the rest of the rocket fuel!
- What about barbecue?
- We'll get barbecue later! Now c'mon!
[ grumbles ]
- Okay, okay, one.
[ grumbles ]
Now be gentle.
Ahhh, I said be gentle!!!
[ phone rings ]
- Hey Piper.
- Hey. Have you seen Henry?!?
- Yeah, sure, lotsa times.
- Hey, quit playin' around,
I'm wearin' a onesie here!
- Why are you wearing a onesie?
- 'Cuz my insane parents are trying to force us
to re-create a family photo from stupid years ago
and we need Henry!
- Here, lemme talk to her.
- No Dad, get your paws off my phone!
- Hi Charlotte. Hey. It's Henry's dad--Jake.
- Right, I can see you.
- I know, can you believe technology?
- Dad! - Okay just--
Anyway, we're here at the house,
waiting to take a photo and Henry's disappeared.
- Right, well uhhh,
- Hey, I got the food!
- Um, hang on one sec.
- What kinda pizza did ya get?
- Ohhh, this ain't pizza...
It's a wheel-a-ribs!
- Wow! I didn't even know ribs came in wheel form!
- Charlotte? Hey! You guys have ribs?
- Honey, give me the phone.
- No wait, I just wanna see their ribs.
- Give it!
Hi Charlotte, the ribs aren't important.
We just wanna know if you've seen Henry because--
Are those ribs in a wheel?
- Yeah. - I got 'em from Slabby's!
They call it "The Wheel Deal."
- That's it! Dad, I'm taking your car
and I'm going to Jana's party!
- No! Piper, come back here right now!
- Piper, you can't drive a car wearing a onesie!
- Hey.
- Hi.
- Is that really a "wheel" of ribs?
- Yeah.
- Where are you?
- Uh, I'm at...
Later Street.
- Which Street? - Later.
- That's not our address.
Who ya callin'?
- Henry.
[ cows moo, phone rings ]
[ ringing continues ]
- Yeah.
- Hey, where are you?
- Um...I--I'm not sure, Charlotte.
I, I think we're trapped inside something,
Like a... like uh...
- You're in a rocket!!!
- Revenge!!!
- Revenge in a rocket!!!
- It appears we're in a rocket.
- Heyyy! Heyyy.
Let us outta this rocket, will ya?
C'mon guys! Let--
- AHHHH! AHHHHHHH!
AHHHH! AHHHH! AHHHH! AHHHH! AHHHH!
- Calm down!!!
You can't scream like that, it's a small space.
- Ohhh, I was having such a bad dream.
- Well, forget about that right now
'cuz we got a little bit of situation going on--
- No, I gotta tell ya about this dream!
- What? Dude, nobody wants to hear
about other people's dreams.
- I was an actor, on Broadway,
I was playing Annie-- y'know the orphan?
- Lemme out!
- I tried singing "The sun'll come out..."
but I couldn't remember when. - Stop talking, please.
- I tried singing the sun'll come out "today"
and "next week"
and "Wednesday" and "Thursday"
and "Hanukkah" but that wasn't right.
The audience just kept laughing at me.
- Well, at least they were laughing.
Right? Okay? So, that's a good thing, so can we move on--
- No! No it was bad, dude, 'cuz the audience--
the laughter sounded fake.
- What? - Yeah, fake laughter, fake.
Like that awful fake laughter you hear on TV.
[ audience laughter ]
Anyway, what'd you wanna tell me?
- Oh uh, just that we're trapped in a rocket,
and the Thumb Buddies are about to sh**t us into outer space.
- What?!? - Yeah.
- Then why didn't ya say somethin',
instead of sittin' there asking me about my dream?!?
- I didn't!
- Yes you did! You asked me about my dream.
- What are you talking about?!
- You need get your priorities together alright--
- Oh my--
- HEY! This reminds me of that other time,
that I had that other dream
- Lemme outta this rocket right now!!!
- Oh sorry, we can't-- we're having dinner.
- Mmmm, mmm-hmmm.
- Hey! We don't care if you're having din--
Is that barbecue.
They're having barbecue!
- So, who cares man?
- I care! I'm the guy who had the idea
to have barbecue tonight first!
- Wait no, that was my idea.
- Dude! It doesn't matter whose idea it was first!
- Dude, you just said--
- Okay, Captain Jerk
and Kid...Jerk.
- Both jerks!
- That's right Joey!
And now, it's time for you guys
to get sh*t into space!
- Good one, Mark!
- I didn't make a joke!!!
- Okay, all right, listen, listen.
We're sorry. Okay?
- Sorry for what?
- For not helping you guys.
When you guys got sh*t up into space,
we should've done something, and we didn't.
So, you guys looked up to us,
and we let you down.
I'm sorry.
- You really mean that?
You're both sorry for what you did to us?
- Yeah.
- I'm not sorry.
- That does it!!!
- Duuuuude!!!
- Well it wasn't our fault!
- Yeah, well you coulda at least gone along with it
and pretended you were sorry for ten seconds
while these morons let us outta this rocket!
- [ high-pitched gasp ]
- Ha ha ha.
Heyyy! Captain Man, he was just kidding!
He is sorry!
- No. No I am not!
- He's still kidding! - Not kidding!
- It's too late!!!
You're both gonna be orbiting the moon
by this time tomorrow!
- Tomorrow! That's what it was!
- What?!?
- In my dream, when I was Annie!
On Broadway! Tomorrow!
That's when the sun comes out.
- You're sick.
- Ignition!
- Five-four-three-two-one-go!
- Not sorry.
- Ahhhh!
Ahhhh!
- Should we uh, eat their barbecue?
- Yes.
Not sorry.
- [ groans ]
- Okay, I took my watch off so let's take this picture--
Uh, hi Mom.
- Hi Henry.
- Hey, what happened to the family photo?
I thought we were gonna take a family photo.
- Well you were gone so long,
Piper got impatient so she went to that party
at her friend Jana's house.
- Oh. And, where's Dad?
- He went to get a wheel-of-ribs.
- Oh... And what are you doin'?
- This photographer is teaching me how to dance.
- 'Kay, g'night.
- Night Henry!
- Goodnight, Henry!
[ oven bell ] - Mmm.
05x03 - Thumb w*r
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After school, Henry becomes Kid Danger: Captain Man's superhero sidekick.
After school, Henry becomes Kid Danger: Captain Man's superhero sidekick.