[ music ]
- Hey what's up?
It's Jasper the friendly host,
here in the Man Cave,
and I'm about to take
the five second banana challenge!
- It cannot be done, Jasper.
- Anything is possible!
- That's not true at all.
- Hey what's up? It's Jasper
and I'm about to take--
- What did I say about
food challenge videos in the Man Cave?
- That only you can make 'em.
- That's right.
Oh! And by the way
I noticed that none of you commented
on the food challenge video
that I posted the other day.
- What's up guys, this is Captain Man,
coolin' in the Man Cave,
and I'm about to take
the six second sauerkraut challenge.
- That smells disgusting.
- Aaaaaaaand go!
Hold on! Hold on! I gotta sneeze.
- No, no, don't sneeze!
- That was nasty, dude.
No one likes food challenge videos.
- Yeah, you're right.
Kids shouldn't watch any videos online --
they should only watch TV.
- Yeah. That's right. - It's essential.
- Alright, what's on the schedule today?
Any bad people need punchin'?
Any good people need savin'?
- Umm...
Eh. Not really...
- All right.
- That can mean only one thing.
MOVIE DAY!!!
- Yay! - Movie day!
- Movie day!
- Day!
- Hey hey guys!
Hey hey hey hey!
Does, uh, anyone know what this big box is?
- Don't ask about that!
It's probably got work inside.
- But there's a note from the Vice Mayor that says,
"Please open this box right away."
- That could mean anything.
- Look, why don't I just open it up
and we'll see what's inside?
[ all groan ] - Come on, Charlotte!
- Please be popcorn,
please be popcorn, please be popcorn,
- Please be popcorn, please be popcorn,
- Aww.
- Definitely not popcorn.
- What is it?
- I'll tell ya what it is--
it's a big, steaming pile of work!
- Hello Captain Man, Kid Danger.
Hate to drop a b*mb on ya like this,
but the crate that you just opened
contains a b*mb.
Her name's Whistlin' Susie!
She's a World w*r II atomic w*apon.
- expl*sives!
She showed up
in the basement of City Hall last week.
Now...I'm the Vice Mayor,
not the roll the dice Mayor,
so I don't want
to take any chances with this thing.
That's why I sent it to the Man Cave.
I think it's probably safe there.
And now I am done thinking about this.
- Hey Schwoz! What are you doing?!
Get away from that thing!
- Relax, it's not that dangerous.
- Hey hey!
- Atomic bombs don't just explode by themselves.
You have to activate them first.
As long as you don't start the timing sequence,
this thing is basically one big rock.
See? Not active.
- It's actually kinda fuuuuun,
smackin' a b*mb.
- Lemme try! Lemme try. Lemme try.
- Movie day!!!
- But Jacob!
Our catcher's still lost at sea.
Now we'll have to forfeit the game.
- My coyote can play catcher!
- What are you crazy?!
- Ew! - Ew!
- Ahh!
- M'face! Schwoz!
You just splashed salsa in my eye!
- That's because Jasper's chocolate head
landed in my salsa!
- That's because Charlotte bumped into me!
- That's because Henry sneezed on me!
- Sh sh sh sh! Listen...
[ clock ticking ]
- Schwoz...?
- Where you going, dude?
- Okay...
Remember when I said Whistlin' Susie
can't explode unless she's active?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- Now she's active.
- Shh, stay there. Stay...
- It all just kinda happened.
I wanted an after-school job.
But then, an indestructible superhero
hired me to be his sidekick.
- Ah!
- Now we blow bubbles...
and fight crime. Feels good.
[ theme music ]
- Call it. - Up the tube!
- Aw, my boot! - Ha!
[ ticking ]
- You said this thing wasn't active.
You said it was like a big rock.
- It was,
but then Ray spilled soda on the timer.
And the carbon from his soda
reacted with the degraded copper
in the timing wires and science, science, science--
now it's active.
- And now everyone in Swellview
is gonna be vaporized?
- No no no...
- Oh, good news.
- First, we will all catch fire
and then we will slowly, painfully--
- No, no, no. - Really, Schwoz?
- Just tell us how long we have 'til this thing blows.
- Uh...about six hours.
- Oh great-- we can finish the movie.
- Wait, Schwoz can't you just
cut the wires and turn off the timer?
- I don't know.
These wires are old and unstable,
cutting the wires might work--
or it might cause an expl*si*n.
- Gah. Enough talk.
Either this works or it doesn't.
Give me the wire cutters.
- Whoah! - Hey!
- What?
- Or, you could just load it up in the Man Truck,
drive out to the desert, and cut the wires there.
That way, if Whistlin' Susie explodes,
nobody in Swellview gets burnt to a crisp.
- Mmm...That's kind of a far drive...
I already got the wire cutters right here...
and I'm feelin' lucky...
- Ray.
- Fine, I'll do it.
Schwoz, will you please show me what I need to do
once I get it out to the desert.
- Hold my flashlight. - Holding.
- It's simple.
First you hold the orange wire with one hand.
- Yeah.
Then with the other hand, you cut the yellow wire.
- Easy.
- And then, with your third hand...
- Wait, what?
- You press the reset button.
- Huh? - Then with your fourth hand--
- That's not a plan.
- Doesn't work.
- You need four hands to defuse this thing?
- One, two.
Okay new plan.
I figure out a way to grow Ray two more arms--
- Do we have time for that?
- That's also not a plan.
- Ray, I gotta go with you.
- Ha. No.
- You heard Schwoz, dude,
you need four hands to turn this thing off.
- Yea, but you--
- And I took an oath
to help you protect the people of Swellview.
So I'm going.
- It's too dangerous.
- Says the guy who was about to cut wires
to an atomic b*mb because he was, "feelin' lucky."
- Yeah, that was a lie.
I didn't feel lucky at all.
- Wait, Schwoz,
remember when you used to be convinced
there was gonna be a w*r between humans and bears?
- Used to be?
You just wait until Bear-w*r-One.
It's coming. Believe me. It's coming!
- Anyway, you still have that bear-proof suit
that you made, right?
- Yeah! That bear proof suit.
That thing ever work?
- [ chuckling ]
Release the bear!
Okay, bear.
Eat me anywhere but behind the left knee.
C'mon!
What a tall boy.
C'mon bear!
You're not so tough.
- Ayyyeee! - Oh!
- It tickles, it tickles!
[ laughing ] Whoopsie daisy.
- Does that answer your question?
- No.
- You've just been standing there laughing
for about seconds.
- Oh. Well, the suit works.
- Good enough for me. Ray, I'm going with you.
- Fine!
But if you die,
I'm gonna k*ll you.
- Let's do this!
Let's do this.
- It's just like...
I don't know man,
I'm having trouble balancing
my normal life with my sidekick life.
It's like, where does Henry Hart end
and Kid Danger begin?
It's just...
it's just been a tough couple of years...
Thanks for listening to me.
- Ray?
Woah woah woah woah! Wake up!
- I'm aaaaaaa-wake!
- You were asleep?!
- It's fine. The road is straight.
You're in a bear-proof suit. I'm indestructible.
- There's a World w*r II atomic warhead
in the back of the truck.
- Oh yeah.
I will stay awake.
- This truck's a beater. How long have you had it?
- Ooo... Since I was sixteen,
so, twenty...
uhh, ten... Yeah ten, ten years.
- Mmm...
Seems a lot older than that.
- Well I'm not, okay? I'm not--it...
The truck is not old!
Alright, The truck is a boy!
A young boy!
Who will never grow old and never die!
And will always be mommy's favorite!
- Okay. Geez...
We've been driving for almost three hours,
my phone is about to die.
- Oh well...
Plug it in and charge it.
- That can't possibly work.
- Works for my phone.
And the heating pad I'm sitting on.
And the portable A-C unit under the seats.
- Okay.
- There you go.
- Yup. Got it. Perfect.
Woah woah woah! Hey what was that?!
Hey! Ahh! My phone!
Oh god, c'mon my heating pad!
Ahhh! [ coughing ]
- Way to go.
Your phone broke the Man Truck.
- What are you talking about?
- Everything was going fine
'til you plugged your weird phone
into the truck's electrical system.
- Okay, the Man Truck's "electrical system"
is made out of duct tape and denial.
- I refuse to believe that!
- You think we're far enough out of town?
- To do what?
- To defuse Whistlin' Susie?
The World w*r II atomic warhead
we have in the back of the truck?
- Oh yeah... Totally forgot.
That was weird.
Any-Ray...
Where'd you put Susie? - Hmm?
- Where'd you put Susie?
- Uh, I didn't put Susie anywhere.
You said you were gonna put her in the back of the truck.
- Uh, no, I didn't!
- Before we left
you went back to the Man Cave to get your heating pad.
I said, "On your way back,
"get Whistlin' Susie
and put her in the back of the truck."
- Oh, and what did I say?
- You said, "On it like a bonnet."
- Oh yea! I do remember saying that.
That was funny.
- Soooooo, if Whistlin' Susie's not here...
where is she?
- Uh...
weren't Ray and Henry
supposed to take Whistlin' Susie with them?
- Yeah, why?
- She's still here.
[ clock ticking ]
- AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! - AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
- All right.
We gotta stop screaming.
We gotta figure out a plan.
- Okay, you're right. Okay. First thing's first,
we need to use our phones, and we need to to call
the Man Cave. Let them know whats going on--
- Bro. Bro. Bro. - What? What? What?
- Our phones b*rned in the truck.
- Dangit!
Okay. Okay...new plan.
Uh, we move to a different town,
we start new lives, we never look back.
I can be like a handsome bus driver
or a hot brain surgeon.
- Hey hey hey.
- What?
- Remember that pay phone
we passed like, a mile back?
- I dunno. I think I was sleeping.
- Well there was one.
So we should go back to it, call the Man Cave,
and tell them to bring Whistlin' Susie back to us.
- Why don't we just use our phones
and text them and as I'm saying that,
I realize why it won't work. Let's go.
- I should have taken off this suit, dude.
You got fifty cents?
- Uh...
Uh...
Captain Man emergency!
- Good work dude.
- Okay. Call the Man Cave.
- What's the number?
- How should-- how should I know?
I never call the Man Cave. - Well, neither do I!
- Grr! Call Charlotte then.
- Oh yeah. What's her number?
- You don't know Charlotte's number?!
- Okay when I call Charlotte,
I tap her name on my phone.
Okay? I don't actually dial her number.
- That makes me sick.
- Well what numbers do you know?
- I don't know anyone's number. Okay?
- Gah!
- These things are worthless!
Okay new plan. We--
- Wai, wait, wait... No no no no...hold on!
- I need absolute silence. - We need to come up--
- I need absolute silence. Thank you.
- We need to come up with-- - I need absolute silence.
♪ FIVE FIVE FIVE
♪ SIX THREE ONE TWO...
- What are you doing?
- ♪ CALL US AND WE'LL COME GET YOU... ♪
- Why are you singing lullabies?
- That's my home phone number!
- What?!
- Yea, my mom made me memorize that when I was little.
So, like, in case I got lost I could remember the number.
- Look, I think we can both agree
that your mom is beautiful. - What?!
- But calling your house right now does not help us.
- Yes it does, dude!
My sister has a drivers' license.
- What? Isn't she like twelve.
- Oh, my--they sent her a license by mistake--
we have established this many times.
- Okay, so we call your sister...
- Who loves Captain Man and Kid Danger...
- And we tell her to come pick us up...
- And bring us back to Swellview.
- And then we can finally finish movie day!
- What? No dude.
The b*mb. Whistlin' Susie. We have to deactivate her.
- Oh right! Got it.
Man, what is wrong with me today?
- I don't know.
[ phone rings ]
- What is this?
- Uh, hi, Piper Hart?
- Uh, yeah?
- Uhhh, this is Captain Man.
- And Kid Danger.
- Oh hi!
Is this a secret Captain Man phone line?
- Uh, yeah.
It's a direct line
to the President of the Man Fans.
- Yes listen, we need your help.
- I'll do it!
- Okay, well we haven't exactly told you what we--
- Don't even care!
- We need you to drive out to the--
- Say no more!
Actually, you need to say a little bit more.
- Did they answer?
- No.
And I keep getting the same message--listen.
- We're sorry,
the phone you are trying to call
has been b*rned. Badly.
Please hang up and don't try again.
- Let's try again.
Well I don't know what else to do!
- Come on, come on...
- Hey, whoa whoa whoa!
Are you trying to sneak away
in the middle of an emergency?
- [ chuckles ]
Here's the thing.
Yes.
- Schwoz! Get back here!
- Excuse me, Piper?
- Yes?
- Is there anyway you could drive a little faster?
- You need to drive faster.
- But that would be speeding.
And I can't break the law.
- Little girl-- we are the law.
- You need to drive faster.
[ radio blasts music ]
- Get outta the way!
- Okay Schwoz, what do we do?
- Yeah, can you defuse the b*mb without blowing us up?
- Um...Yes! Yes!
I see it now! There is a way!
- Oh, thank god.
- Okay. Jasper-- you cut the orange wire...
Right after Charlotte cuts the white wire.
- Wait, what?!
- Right after Charlotte cuts the white wire--
- I already cut the orange wire!
- Why would you do that?!
- Because you told him to!
- Ayeeeee!!! - Schwoz!
- Where have you guys been, huh?!
- You forgot to bring Whistlin' Susie with you!
- We know!
- Uh, what's going on with her?
- You see those little yellow things poolsating?!
- That's not how you say that. - Yeah, what about 'em?
- That's the core of the b*mb!
And they are about to go "boom."
- So you're saying...
you're saying that those three little balls
are the only part of the b*mb that actually explode?
- Yes, think of them as glowing Swedish meatballs
of mass destruction.
- Dude, you gotta eat 'em.
- What? - You gotta eat 'em.
You gotta eat those tiny little yellow meatballs.
- No.
- No, he's right!
You're indestructible.
- Yass! Yas yas yas yas!
The core will explode
inside your indestructible tummy!
- Get away from my tummy, Schwoz!
I'm not gonna eat a b*mb, okay?!
Forget it!
- Eat, the, b*mb...
- Don't do that. - Eat, the, b*mb...
- Stop it! - Eat, the, b*mb...
Eat, the, b*mb...
- C'mon!
Come on, You know I can't resist a chant!
- Eat, the, b*mb... - It's gonna hurt really bad
when it explodes inside my tummy!
- Eat, the, b*mb... - No!
- Eat, the, b*mb...
- Come on! Okay.
You want me to eat this b*mb?!
You really want to see me eat it?
'Cuz I'll eat it. I'll east that b*mb right now.
Chant a little louder...
What, this b*mb?
- Eat, the, b*mb... - You want me to eat this b*mb?
Okay! Here we go!
- Eat, the, b*mb... Eat, the, b*mb...
- Yeah! - Woo!
- Round two! Round two, let's go!
- Round one! You wan't another one?!
Going for two! Numero dos!
- Yeah!
- One more. - Here we go!
Going for the turkey baby!
Down the gullet.
- Yeahh! - Wooo!
- Woo!
[ whistling sounds ]
Ohhh I get it...
Whistlin' Susie.
It whistles right before it's about--
[ boom ] Ahh!
I'm oooookaaayyy!!!
- Yeah!
- Woo!
- You did it! - You saved us all!
- Group hug!
- Ehhhhhh,
hugging would be a bad idea right now.
- Why?
- Cowards.
05x02 - Whistlin' Susie
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After school, Henry becomes Kid Danger: Captain Man's superhero sidekick.
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