[ lions roaring ]
- Ahhhhhhhhhh!!
[ grunting ]
I should lift weights more.
- You mean "ever?"
- Henry! You gotta save me!
- I know.
That's why I'm here.
And why I lift weights.
[ lion roars ]
Shut up, lion!
I'm in the middle of something, here.
- Oh! Oh thank god...
it was just a dream...
- What was just a dream?
- Lips!
- You were dreaming about lips?
- Uhhhh...giant lips-- not yours--
they were chasing me down a hall of popcorn
you weren't there, leave me alone.
- Oh-kay, but you got a phone on your face.
- That's where I put my phone when I'm sleeping, gah!
- Where are you going?
- I gotta make outta here.
I mean I gotta get outta here. I'll kiss ya later.
- Huh?
- I MEAN I'll CATCH YOU LATER!!
Where is this elevator?
- Hiya, Charlotte! - Ah!
- What's your beef, stew?
- Nothing! No one!
Normal!
NORMAL!
- I think something's wrong with Charlotte.
- Yeah.
"What's your beef, stew?" is hilarious.
And she didn't laugh at all.
- ...and I feel really weird around him now
because in the dream we...
...we almost kissed.
Each other.
On the lips.
- I just want change for this quarter.
I'm thinking two dimes and a nickel?
- The thing is...
I don't even see him that way.
We're just friends!
But then why did I have that dream?
Huh? Why?
- I just want my change.
- Well I don't want things to change!
That's why this dream is freakin' me out I mean!
I've haven't slept in two days
because every time I fall asleep
I have this dream and we almost
- Hey, Char-- - Ahhh!
- My coinage!
- Hey, uh, Jasper stole
Ray's favorite pair of jean shorts
and turned himself invisible.
- What? How did jasper turn himself invisible?
- Just come down to the down to the...
down to the basement.
The totally normal basement of this building.
- Yeah okay, I'll be down in a pec.
I mean a sec!
Sorry, I kiss-spoke. I mean Misspoke! Leave!
- Was that the boy you almost kissed in your dream?
- Shhhhh!
- Are you sure you don't like him like that way?
Because he is a sweet piece of candy.
- Please stop talking!
Jasper: [ laughing ]
Seek me!
I'm right here!
- Come on Jasper! Give me back my jorts!
- So, how is Jasper invisible?
- Schwoz invented this Chameleon Ring
that lets you blend in with whatever's behind you.
- As long as you stand perfectly still.
- Which means Jasper must be...
hiding on the floor!
- Jasper, just give Ray his jean shorts.
- They're called "jorts," dude.
It's not cool when you call them jean shorts.
- Or when you wear them.
[ laughter ]
This guy gets it...
- [ laughs ] I'm right here!
[ laughing ] Ahhh!
- You put them on?!
- Of course I did.
These are the tastiest jorts I've ever seen.
- Well way to go, Jasper.
You somehow made jorts un-cool.
- Well. - Hmm..
- Can I try the ring?
- Yeah, here...
- Uh, why are you--
- There's a button on the bottom of the ring
and it's easier to press if--- - HA HA HA! Check it out!
Henry's asking Charlotte to marry him!
[ laughter ]
- No he's not!
- When they're married, I will call them "Chenry."
- Chenry that's never gonna catch on.
- It's obviously "Hen-lotte."
- Hashtag Hen-lotte!
- We're not getting married!
- Not until you kiss you're not.
- Ha ha! - We're not kissing!
- Runaway bride!
[ pushing elevator button ]
- I hate this elevator. I hate it!
Why is this always here?!
- It all just kinda happened.
I wanted an after-school job.
But then, an indestructible superhero
hired me to be his sidekick.
- Ahhh!
- Now we blow bubbles...
and fight crime. Feels good.
[ theme music ]
- Call it. - Up the tube!
- Aw, my boot! - Ha!
- Come on... Let's bring it home.
- Hey, can I borrow the Chameleon Ring?
I need to get Piper back for that prank she pulled
at my grandma's funeral.
- That ring is only for official Man Cave business.
Or for really really good pranks.
Is it a really really good prank?
- One bag of rotten pudding.
- One bag of rotten pudding.
- Happy pranking.
- Yes!
So where's the ring?
- It's right here.
- D'aahh!
How long have you been sitting there?
- Couple hours.
- Did you see me when I was--
- Yeah dude that was pretty gross.
- Thanks. When I get back,
tell me what Ray did that was gross.
- No don't tell him!
- Wait Jasper don't leave! - Get the phone boy!
- Can you get the phone?
I've never been this comfortable in my entire life.
- Fine. Charlotte.
Charlotte. Charlotte!
- Charlotte!
- Charlotte. - Charlotte!
- Ahhhhhhhhhh!!
- Welcome back, Charlotte...
I've been waiting for you...
[ exhales ] My breath smells gooooood.
Let's kiss!
- Ahhhhhhhhhh!!
- Hey, Charlotte. You fell asleep.
Also there's a phone on your face.
- That's where I like to keep it, gah!
[ alarm ringing ] - Charlotte.
- Charlotte. - Charlotte!
- Charlotte!
- Okay dude, we've been calling Charlotte's name
for like ten minutes and the phone is still ringing.
We need a new plan.
- Yeah you're right.
Schwoz!
- No one's here, dude!
- Ughhh. Fine, I'll get it.
Yello!
You're yappin' with the Cap'n.
- Ha. That was good.
- This is a security guard down at the Swellview Zoo.
We need your help.
- What's goin on?
- There's a pregnant tiger giving birth.
She's a Mongolian Ridgeback-- only one in the world.
And we got her!
- So call an animal doctor.
- We already sent a couple a' animal doctors
in there but they all got mauled!
And then we had to send them to people doctors.
- So you want Captain Man to come down and deliver the baby
because I'm indestructible. - Yeah. That's right.
Also doesn't hurt that you're a sweet piece of candy.
- I'm a person not an object, ma'am.
- See ya in a few. - Okay! See ya soon
my name's Fran I'm single bye--
- The problem, Doug...
is that I gave you the password to my Hobo Go account.
- You did, and I really--- - And in exchange...
you were supposed to give me the password
to your Redflix account.
- I know! And I'm sorr---
- But you didn't do that. Did ya, Doug?
- I can't!
It violates the terms of the agreement
that I clicked on when I made the account.
- Nobody reads those!
- I wanna leave.
- Door's wiiiiide open.
You're welcome to leave anytime you want.
- What are you gonna do to me if I go?
- Only one way to find out.
- Hey, Piper?
- Charlotte! Come on in.
- Help me.
- Uh, are you in the middle of something?
- No, no, no.
Doug and I are just getting started.
What's up?
You look terrible.
- Yeah, I haven't been sleeping.
- Why not? - I...
kinda have this personal issue
and I really need to talk to a girl
but it turns out that everyone in my life is a boy.
- I'm in your life, Charlotte. Am I a boy?
- No, that's why I'm here.
- Well, I made apples. Talk.
- I keep having this dream
and it's really freaking me out.
- That's funny.
I keep having a dream that someone would give me a password
and I wouldn't have to hurt him.
- Hmmmm.
- Well my dream is more like a dream where...
I almost kiss a good friend of mine.
On the lips.
- Oh my god, gross.
Was it my brother?
- NO! No no no no. Noooo.
- Well then it has to be Jasper
because you don't have any other friends.
- Rude.
But accurate.
Okay Fine, let's say it was Jasper.
- Weird crush, but okay.
- Yeah. And I can't fall asleep without having this dream.
I also feel really weird whenever I'm around...
Jasper.
- Well you better be careful.
My friend Marla had a dream that our friend Dicky
almost kissed her at Nacho Ball.
- Yeah?
- And then, the next week, they went to Nacho Ball
and boom--Dicky kissed her for real.
On the lips.
- Oh come on it's just a dream.
- I don't wanna hear another word from you
unless it's to characters
with at least one uppercase letter.
Anyway...
true story about Marla and Dicky.
- So Her dream actually came true?
- Yep. So unless you want
Jasper to actually kiss you,
I would avoid him. Completely.
And everything else in that dream.
- Yeah. Yeah yeah. Okay.
I'll just avoid-- It looks like your, uh...
friend is trying to make a break for it.
- I'll never give you the password!
- I'm sorry he got away.
- That's alright.
Between you and me...
I like it when they run.
- Oh my god.
Charlotte's having dreams about kissing me.
Hashtag Char-per!
Wait. Hashtag Jasp-lotte.
Yes.
[ tiger growling ]
- Alright Ma'am, just try to relax.
Focus on your breathing.
That's good...
Hee-hee-hee-roar. Hee-hee-hee-roar.
Good. Yes, You're doing great.
- Do we have anything we can give her to calm her down?
- Yeah, there's some tiger tranquilizers
in your manny-pack.
- Cool, here catch!
- No, don't throw it I'm covered in--
- Nice catch.
- Yeah well I'm covered in--
Whatever, just give me my phone--
I'm gonna text Schwoz and have him bring us another bottle.
- All right. Here.
Stop! Stop throwing me things!
- Stop asking me for things! It's stressing me out.
[ tiger roars ]
- All right. Easy.
[ piano plays ]
- Just here to pick up my paycheck
but then I gotta gooo--
Uh...
Are you okay?
- Fleebin deebin blurg.
- Press play?
Okaaayyyyy.
- Helloooo. It's me, Schwoz, from work!
Hokay so I made this video
because I tripped and I accidentally stuck myself
with tiger tranquilizer.
- Tiger tranquilizer?!
- That's right, tiger tranquilizer.
Which Ray and Henry desperately need right now.
So Please take the bottle on the desk
and bring it to them at the zoo.
- The zoo?!
- That's right, the zoo.
A tiger and her babies are depending on you.
I'd bring it myself but by now the tranquilizers
are affecting me and I'm probably playing piano,
and dressed like a peacock.
- Schwoz I can't go to the zoo!
- That's right, a peacock.
And don't forget...
precious baby tigers are depending on you.
All the x's and all the o's.
Schwoz.
Hee hee hee hee.
- Argghhh.
Okay... okay...
I'm just gonna go to the zoo,
drop off this tiger tranquilizer,
not get kissed by my best friend, and then leave.
Up the tube.
- Lay some of that sweet sax on me, giant moth.
- You got it, Schwoz.
So...
who's the father?
[ growls ]
Okay, yeah you're right.
It's none of my business.
- Hey! Where's Kid Danger?
- He went to the little boy's room.
- Oh my god that's great!
I got the tiger tranquilizers. Here catch.
- No, don't throw 'em!
- Hey, Charlotte.
We've been waiting for you.
- Okay, done my job, I'm leaving.
Ahhhh!
- What was that?!
- Charlotte just fell into the lion's den!
- Well that's not good.
[ chuckles ]
- Charlotte? You okay?
- Yeah...I'm good. - Great.
Maybe watch out for that lion though?
- Ahhhh!
- Here. I got ya. I got ya.
Come on, come on. I'll pull you up.
- Ah!
- What are you doing?!
- Ummmm.
This is just like my dream!
- What dream? - I don't wanna tell you!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, you can't be in there
unless you're a lion. Which you are not!
- Yeah, c'mon Charlotte climb up the wall
and I'll pull you out. - NO!
- Why not?!
- Because...
You just got back from the bathroom
and you usually don't wash your hands afterwards.
- [ gasps ] Gross. Is that true?
- What--I-- [ chuckles ]
- It's true. You woulda' said no by now.
- Look we can talk about my bathroom hygiene
after I save this person that I do not know.
- I strongly suggest you take Kid Danger's dirty hand.
That lion is very hungry.
I haven't fed him in weeks.
- What?! - Are you kidding me?!
- I been busy!
I just got back
from a bridal shower in Florida.
WOOOO!
- Ahhh!
- Come on Charlotte! Let me pull you outta there!
- Umm...
Miss Security Guard Lady?
- Name's Fran. I'm single.
Tell your boss.
- Okay, Fran.
Can you please save me?
- Sorry.
I hurt my shoulder real bad down in Florida.
You ever wrestle a dolphin? Don't try.
They do not fight fair.
- Captain Man?!
Can you come save me?!
- Uh, I am elbows deep in this tiger birth right now!
I'm not enjoying this either, ma'am!
- Hey...
all the bridesmaids got matching tattoos in Florida.
You wanna see mine? - Obviously.
Not right now.
Hey hey!
Why are you climbing that wooden log-thingy?!
- I'm gonna save myself!
- You know lions are expert climbers, right?
- Seriously? - Yeah.
They can also smell fear.
So try to hide your fear.
You're doing a bad job.
- All right, Charlotte, just grab my hands.
- What are you doing?
- I don't want you to save me! - Why not?!
- Because I don't want you to kiss me!
- Wha--
Why would I kiss you?
- Yeah, why?
- Can you give us a minute?
- Aww... Right when it was gettin' good.
Guess I'll go "patrol the zoo."
- Why, why would I kiss you?
- Because you almost did in my dream!
Remember, when I fell asleep in the Man Cave the other day?
- Yeah... - I had a dream,
and it was just like this,
except after you pulled me up at the end and saved me,
we... y'know...
- What, kissed?
- We were about to, yeah!
- Hey, well, that was just a dream,
Charlotte, all right?
But right now you're about to get eaten
by a real-life, fear-smelling lion!
[ roaring ]
- A hungry one!
- Go away, Fran! - Shut up, Fran!
- Sorry.
- It's just those dreams made me really uncomfortable.
Because I don't see you that way at all.
- Neither do I! Reminder: LION!
- But then why do I keep having that dream?!
- I don't know man! Dreams are weird
Okay? Can we please have this conversation
after I save you from the...
HEY LOOK RIGHT THERE IT'S A DANG LION!
- You promise you won't try to kiss me?
- YES! I promise I'll look away.
Okay. Here take my hand. Please.
I'm not even looking... - Okay, good.
- All right, all right. Is this you?
- Yeah. - All right, all right.
Got it
- Ahhh!
- Come here. Okay... All right.
- Okay see?
You're fine.
And we are definitely not kissing.
- OKay let's get to the kissing!
- What? - Not gonna happen.
- No. Not you two.
Me.
I've been having the same dream over and over...
Captain Man comes to deliver a baby tiger
and then we end up kissing,
even though he's covered in---
- Anybody got a towel?!
Oh man,I am covered in--
- Tiger goo. - Tiger goo.
- You guys this is just like my dream!
- Who said that?
- Showtime, Franny...
- Ahhhhhhhh!
- Loooooooove!
- I'm ohhhh-- - Shut yer mouth and kiss me!
- Uh...you guys need help?
- GO AWAY I AM LIVING MY DREAM!
[ Captain Man muffled yells]
- Should we go? - Yeah, let's go.
[ lion roars ]
- Shut up lion!
I'm in the middle of something here.
- Hey, I'm sorry that things got weird
between us because of my dream.
- Don't worry about it.
I'm just glad everything's normal again.
And that you didn't get eaten by a lion.
- I know, right?
How about a little bet?
- Okay.
- If I miss this putt.
You and I kiss.
- Uh...what?!
- Oops.
- What... what is...happening--
- Quiet, Henry. I'm working on something here...
- Lips!
- What? - Ahh!
- Did you just say "lips?" - What?
No I don't even know what that word means.
- There's a phone on your face.
- Oh yeah! That's because I was...
expecting a call, so, I put it on my face, so...
Where is this elevator?
05x15 - I Dream of Danger
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After school, Henry becomes Kid Danger: Captain Man's superhero sidekick.
After school, Henry becomes Kid Danger: Captain Man's superhero sidekick.