05x22 - Sister Twister Part 2

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HENRY: Previously, on Henry Danger...

- Ah!

- Coast is clear.

- Did you actually check to see if the coast is clear?

Or did you just say that?

- It's Stank Street, man. No one's ever here.

Whee! - What? You're a child.

- Hello?

Ahhh!

Aahh!

Henry?

Aahhhhh!!

Oh my god my brother is Kid Danger!

- No I'm not! I mean-- no he's not.

I mean no we're not. Who is your brother?

He's probably awesome, but he's not me.

You should leave.

- And you must be Henry's boss from Junk 'n Stuff.

- I sure am. You've got a smart sister, Henry.

- Dude! - Yeah, that's your brother.

I'm his boss. Make yourself at home.

I will be riiiiiiiight back.

- Wait, why are you being so calm about this?!

And where are you going? - Who else knows about this?

Does Mom know? - No.

- DOES DAD KNOW?! - No! They don't, okay.

And you can't tell them. You can't tell anybody about this.

Because no one else knows.

- Henry, you and Ray have got to stop playing

with the break-room-- - Charlotte?!

- Piper?! - You said "no one else knows!"

- Uhhh I don't know! I don't know anything!

I just woke up here. This isn't my house!

Wherrrrrre am I?

[ nervous laughter ]

- Okay fine, Charlotte knows. And is a really terrible liar.

But no one else knows.

- Hey, Henry! The package thief was your dad!

Hey, Piper. Check out how great my fake eyebrows--

OH MY GOD WHAT IS PIPER DOING HERE?!

- JASPER KNOWS TOO?! - Okay, okay, yes.

Jasper knows. And so does Charlotte.

But that's it.

- Up the tube!

- Was that our new neighbor from Germany?!

- Well... - 'Cuz he also looks like our Italian plumber.

- That's actually a funny story--

- And the guy who fell through our ceiling

and landed on top of me. - Okay, fine yes.

He's all those people, alright?

And probably some other guys that I can't remember right now.

[ Kid Danger's phone rings ]

Hang on a sec...

What, Schwoz?

SCHWOZ: YOUR SISTER IS IN THE MAN CAVE!

I THINK SHE MIGHT HAVE SEEN ME!

- Yeah I know that she saw you get back here. Click.

SCHWOZ: Click.

- Oh, great, everybody's here!

Say does anyone else have any secrets

they wanna share with Henry's little sister

before I turn on the ol' "fun stick?"

- Whoa, whoa, whoa... - What's a fun stick?

- Oh, well why don't you just stare down the barrel right here

and I'll show you... - Dude,

you can't wipe my sister's memory.

- Yeah. Not without a memory wiper.

I wonder where I can find-- Oh look there's one right here!

- Nobody is wiping my memory! - Mmm, agree to disagree.

[ Piper screams ]

- Get off! Get off me!

This is gonna happen. - No way, dude.

- Let go of it!

Take care.

- Ahhh! - Grrr!

- Are you okay?! Did it wipe your memory?

- I don't think so. Did it wipe yours?

- I'm okay, I know who I am. Are you okay?

- I'm okay.

[ they all breathe a sigh of relief ]

- But who are you people? And who am I?

- So we're all just going to gloss over the fact

that Henry's dad is the package thief?

- We're past that. - Just not now, Jasper!

- Alright.

- Oh, she's still here. Up the--

- Wait! Schwoz! We have a problem.

- I know. Your sister found out you're Kid Danger.

- No no no, we have a bigger problem than that.

- She's secretly a super villain and she has come to k*ll us all?

- Okay, smaller than that.

- She accidentally erased Ray's memory.

- Because he was trying to erase mine!

[ gasps ]

- Who's this Ray guy? He sounds terrible.

[ gasps ]

- Schwoz, how does the memory wiper even work on Ray?

He's indestructible.

- I specifically built the memory wiper to use

highly-volatile micro-electrons that are small enough

to move through even Ray's densitized brain cells.

- Why would you do that, Schwoz?!

- I wanted to see if I could. And I could!

- Who is this guy?

- He's the guy that fixes everything and talks funny.

- Well if you can "fix everything", can you fix him?

- You bet your hootie spaghootie I can.

- Was that a yes? - You badoink your bottom it was.

- Okay. - What?

- Everybody move back out of the way!

- Okay, where do you want me? - Why are we doing this, Schwoz?

- Weren't you also the trebuchet guy?

- There's a microscopic navigational capsule

in the middle of the floor.

- A what in the middle of the where now?

- A microscopic navigational capsule.

It's on the floor. It's just too small for you to see.

- Ray, watch out.

- AHHHHHHHH!

Oh god I'm dead ohhh it hurts so bad I...

Oh actually I'm fine now.

- Yeah. You're indestructible.

- I am?! Do you know what this means?

- Well, you're densitized so it means--

- I could be a super criminal!

I could rob banks and nobody could ever stop me!

- No no no no no no no. Bad.

- Schwoz, just tell us how to un-break Ray's brain.

- We need to reset it. Then he'll get his memories back.

- How do we reset someone's brain?

- Yeah, is there like an on/off switch somewhere?

- Yes! On his hippocampus.

- Is that one of your made up words like bodoink or potpourri?

- Potpourri is a real word. - Yeah right.

- Stop it.

- Now, we need someone to enter this capsule,

get shrunk down and injected into Ray's head,

then pilot the capsule to his brain

and deliver an extremely high-voltage electrical shock

directly onto his hippocampus.

- Yeouch, I'd hate to be this Ray guy...

- It all just kinda happened.

I wanted an after-school job.

But then, an indestructible superhero

hired me to be his sidekick. - Ah!

- Now we blow bubbles... and fight crime.

Feels good.

[ theme music ]

- Call it. - Up the tube!

- Aw, my boot! - Ha!

[ music ]

- Ow!

I'm allll right!

Ow! Nooooo more pain!

Ow!

Guys, I really am indestructible!

- We know... - We told you.

- Hey are you guys indestructible too?

- Whoa, whoa, whoa! - Nooo!

- Okay, I need a few more minutes

to set the electric pulse inducer.

Charlotte, keep plotting a course to the hippocampus.

- Plotting.

- Henry! - Yeah!

- Get inside the capsule. - Getting.

- Let's stay frosty, people. We got an important job here

and I want this guy's memory back in forty-five minutes,

ya got me?

- Ohhkay, wait. - Uhhh... no.

- Let's go people -- we are on a mission here.

- Yeah, we are on a mission. Not you.

- Excuse me? - You're not part of the team.

- But you are?!

- Of course I am. Yo, yo, yo, what's my job, Henry?

- I need you to take Piper home. - WHAT?!

- Could I have a new job? - Jasper's taking you home.

- WHY?! - I'd also like to know why.

- You're not on the team, Piper. You wiped my boss's memory.

And I need you to get outta here so I can fix it. Okay?

Go.

- Not my favorite mission. - Uhhh!

- Just keep your mouth shut, okay?

We'll talk later.

- Hey, wanna hear a really long story

about how I found out Henry was Kid Danger?

- No. - It all just kinda happened.

- So what happens after I get in this capsule

and you shrink it down?

- We inject the capsule into Ray's head

and you pilot it toward his brain...

- Kay. - Where's Ray?

- What? - Where'd he go?

- I thought you were watching him!

- I was plotting a course like Schwoz told me to!

- Can't you do that and watch him at the same time?!

- Well can't you do nothing and watch him at the same time?

- Ohhhhh wowwww... - Okay, okay, okay.

Let's not argue! Let's just find Ray now

and we'll figure out who's fault it was later.

- Let's blame Jasper! - Yes.

Okay, everybody in. Jasper's fault on three.

One, two, three... - Jasper's fault!

- Whoo! Let's go! Go!

- Ready to initiate shrink-down.

- Let's shrink this pod and get into Ray's bod.

- Charlotte, is Ray secured?

- He's good.

- In three, two, one...

Henry! Can you hear me?!

- Ahhhhhhh!

KID DANGER: Oh my god, Schwoz, your eye is huge!

And your eyelashes are on fleek!

- He's alive! Henry's alive!

I can't believe it worked!

- What do you mean you can't believe it worked?

- I'm just completely shocked

and utterly surprised that it worked, that's all...

- Whoa...

- Have you never done this before?!

- With a human? - With anything!!!

- You remember Handsy, the lovable Man Cave chimpanzee?

- No!

- Well that's because I put him in a capsule

and shrunk him down. - What happened?

- Eeeaaa eeewww.

- He d*ed?!

- Look, let's stop talking about dead chimps

and just be thankful that we got really lucky this time.

KID DANGER: Hey, is everything okay out there?

- Yeah, yeah, no one's surprised you're alive.

- I am. KID DANGER: What?

- Nothing! We're going to put you inside Ray's head now.

KID DANGER: Okay.

- Hi, Raayyyy...

Just gonna put a liiiiiittle drop of water

in your earrr... - What's that? I don't want that.

I don't know what that is but I know I don't want it.

Get away from that part of me that I can't name!

You don't even know what it is, hey, come on hold still...

- Hey! Ray! Look at this guy on my phone!

- Well, hello handsome...

Oh, oh, oh. Where you goin'?

- Whhoooooooooaaaaaaaaaa!

- Oo, that tickles...

Don't take him away from me! - Ohhhh-kay...

- Missed you.

[ music ]

- And that's everything that's happened

since I found out Henry's secret.

- Wow...No way...

- I know crazy story, eh?

You're not Piper.

- What? - You're not Piper.

- I know. I'm Mandy.

- What happened to Piper?

- She sent me twenty bucks to walk behind you and say,

"Wow..." and "No way..." every thirty seconds.

Wow. No way.

- Okay Henry, in twenty seconds you have to push the pink button.

Starting countdown... now.

- Okay... where's the pink button?

- It's on the navigation panel on your right hand side.

Now press the pink button only.

- This is where Handsy messed up.

- Dude, they're all pink! - No, they're not.

One is salmon, one is bubble gum, one is flamingo...

[ alarm goes off ]

- Running out of time here... - Hit the pink button now!

- Which one is pink?! Tell me where!

Pick a corner, left, right or down or--

- It's this one!

- That's pink.

- Piper?!

- Piper?! - Henry's sister?!

- Ugh, why are boys so bad with colors?

Am I right, Charlotte?

- What are you doing here?! - What is she doing there?!

- Yeah what are you doing here?!

- Well, I ditched Jasper, came back to the Man Cave

and snuck on board. This ship is bananas.

Do you do stuff like this all the time?!

- I don't know maybe not all the time like once a week.

I can't believe you snuck on board!

- You put Jasper in charge of taking me home,

what did you think was gonna happen?

- Uh, guys? - You're not trained for this, Piper.

Okay? This is not okay. - Oh you are so trained.

- Oh, I am trained. - You think it's okay to lie to your whole family?

You can't even find a pink button!

- What do you mean? Oh, how am I supposed to know which one's pink, Piper?

- Well that one's Cerise. - They're all pink!

- That's French Rose. I can go all day, Henry.

All pinkin' day! - YOU GUYS!

- What?! - Ugh, what?

- You're at the hippocampus! SCHWOZ: Emergency stop!

- No, no, no, Piper, don't touch anythi--

COMPUTER: You have arrived at your destination.

- How did you... know how to...

- I know what an emergency brake is.

I have a driver's license. - Established.

- We get it. - Even I know that.

- What do we do now, Schwoz?

- Give me that, you don't know Schwoz like I do.

What do we do now, Schwoz?

- Okay, you have to arm the electrical pulse inducer before you set it...

- Okay, how do we do that?

- ...so press the light blue button on your left hand side.

- Are you kidding me right now?

- That's Summer Sky.

Swiss Ocean.

Theeeere you go...

- There are no oceans in Switzerland

who even comes up with these color names--

- We're armed.

- Nooo, I could stare at you all day.

Nooooo, I could stare at you all day.

What's a day? Awwww...

SCHWOZ: You to locate the--

- Okay, the charge is set.

- Great! Now you have two minutes to get out of Ray's head

before that charge goes off.

- Wait -- what? Why do we have to get out in two minutes?!

- Well, you don't have to...

...but if you don't get out of there

before the electrical pulse inducer goes off,

the blast will short out the capsule

and you'll be stuck in Ray's head.

- Forever?! - Welllll... no...

I meannn... yes... Yes.

- Dude, why didn't you just make a pulse inducer

that detonates remotely? - Yeah!

- That's a great idea.

I'll do that the next time you wipe Ray's memories.

- Waahhh!

- Whatever, we're on our way.

Meet me at Ray's left ear.

- You should have plenty of time, Henry.

- Yeah, you'll be fine. As long as nothing goes wrong.

- Come on, Man! - Dude!

- Why would you say that?!

- Relax, nothing bad's going to happen.

- Meew, meew!

- Ahhh what's happening?! - I knew it.

[ alarms go off in the capsule ]

- I never thought I'd see you again.

KID DANGER: Schwoz! There's a bunch of alarms going off

and lights blinking! - What color lights?

- Uh... Swiss Sky...

Flamingo Ocean... THEY'RE ALL BLINKING, SCHWOZ!

- Don't worry... there's no need to panic...

- Uh, there's a tube hanging off the ship,

and it's leaking something all over the place.

- What? - That's the fuel line.

- Is that bad?

- Welllll... no...

I meannn... yes...

Yes. Panic.

- Aaahhhh!

- Schwoz, what are they supposed to do?!

- I got this! - I don't know what to do!

- Try pushing other buttons! - I don't think that will work.

- Try the Cerulean one.

- That's not a real color. - Yes it is.

- God this guy's so frustrating! What'd you say about me?!

- Okay, everyone shut up!

- Wow he sounds mean.

He does sound mean.

Ulch, I love you let's never fight again.

- Now, Schwoz, there's gotta be something we can do to fix this.

- Well... there is but you have to go outside the capsule

and plug the fuel line back in.

- Okay, so how do we do that?

- First press the "Release Emergency Suit" button.

It's baby bunny pink.

- How many stinkin' colorful buttons are there

in this stupid capsule... - Found it!

- Uhh... something's going on with Ray.

- I just think you're real-- mmphmmphth.

I also find you very-- mmphmmphth.

- Uh oh.

The fuel leak from the capsule is affecting Ray's brain.

Go get him to hold still.

- Hate this job...

- Ahh! - Ahhh!

- Stop it! Come on!

- Okay, now, Henry... put on the suit

and crawl outside the capsule--

- Uh yeah, about that...

This suit is way too small for me.

- Well it fit Handsy perfectly.

- I can fit inside...

- What, no, you're not going outside this capsule, Piper.

End of story. - Well, that story is lame,

and I'm goin' out there. - No you're not.

Schwoz, is there any way for me

to go outside this capsule without the suit?

- Yeah, lotsa ways. - Nice!

- But they all result in you being dead.

- Gaaahhh!

- Calm down, Ray, you're gonna k*ll Henry and Piper!

- WHO IS RAY?! - Ahh! No!!

- Henry, just let your sister go outside and fix the fuel line!

KID DANGER: No, it's too dangerous!

Okay, I'm the sidekick, I'm gonna risk my life by--

PIPER: Done! - What?

- I fixed it. Let's go.

- Did you seriously just fix that?

Because that would be impressive.

- Get me outta this guy's head, Schwoz!

Ahh!

SCHWOZ: Okay, there's not enough time for you to get to Ray's ear.

So you have to go out of a different hole.

The one that smells. - Oh god no!

- Yeah, that's gonna be a no from me, dog.

- I'm talking about his nose.

- Ohhhh, the one that smells. - Oh yeah, I can go through a nose any day.

- Just turn when I tell you and you might get out on time!

- Got it. - Okay move over, Piper, I'm drivi--

- Left! Right!

Left! Left right left right left right!

- I love this!

- I... hate... this...

- Now stop!

They're in his nose. You have to get them out!

- How? - Use this!

- What do I do with this?!

- Shove it up his hole that smells and suck them out!

- Just say nose! - Do it now!

KID DANGER: Hello? What's taking so long?

PIPER: Get us out of here, Schwoz!

- ...six, five, four, three...

two, one... pulse.

- Dtt! Dtt! Daaahh! Gaahhh!!

Schwoz. Charlotte.

What happened to Henry and his awful sister? KID DANGER: Hello?!

PIPER: Get us out of this snot bubble!

- They're alive! - Yeah, they're alive!

- Yeah!! Why are we cheering?!

- ...and that's how we all worked together

to restore your memory. - Mm-hmm. That's right.

Ray?

- Yeah?

- Were you listening to any of that?

- Oh. No. I've been staring at my face in my phone

for the past ten minutes.

You guys, I'm so good looking.

- Good to have you back, buddy. - What is wrong with you?

- Some things never change. - Is he always like this?

HENRY: Yes. - Hey, why do I have to

wash the capsule? I wasn't even here.

- Because you were supposed to take Henry's sister

back to her house. And you failed.

- Well why do I have to wear these jean shorts while I do it?

- You don't have to. - We begged you not to wear them.

- Hey! We should be going.

- Oh! That reminds me.

Juuuuuuuust stare into the barrel for me.

- Dude! - Ah!

- What?!

- You can't wipe my sister's memory!

- Yeah, I'm the only reason you got your memory back.

- And you're also the only reason

I got my memory got wiped in the first place.

- So we're even! - Don't you point your finger at me.

- What are you going to do about it?

- Uh, I'm gonna wipe your memory.

- No! You're not! - Oh like you think--

[ alarm goes off ]

- Ooh, what's that?

- Emergency alarm. - Yes! Where are we going?

- You're going home! - What?!

- Jasper, walk her home.

- I think we all know I can not be trusted to do that.

[ sighs ] - C'mon. I'll walk both of you home.

- Hey Charlotte, have I ever told you the story

of how I found out Henry was Kid Danger?

- I was there. - It all just kinda happened...

- Oh my god. - I was there!

- Do you still remember how to do this, buddy?

- Yes.

I'm just gonna place it. - Okay.

[ music ]

- Glad to be part of the team byeeeee!

- You're not part of the team!

Tell her she's not part of the team!

Well hello handsome.

- Where are you going? Where are you going, dude?

That's my phone! - I'm busy, Henry.

There's an emergency.

Where are you going with that?!

- That's right. You got this.