[ music ]
- Schwoz, what is that thing?
- Oh, nothing. It's just the Omega w*apon.
[ dramatic music ]
- The... one from the blueprints Ray and Henry got
from all those bad guys in No Man's Land?
- Yes! - The one that can take away
Ray's superpower? - The same!
- Why would you build that?!
- Because Ray told me I couldn't.
And I hate it when people tell me I can't do something.
- I thought he said you shouldn't build it.
- Yeah well, he shouldn't pinch my cheeks
and steal my cereal every morning
but I guess we all do things we shouldn't do.
[ tube alert ]
- See, eating turkey legs just makes me feel more manly.
- See, that's how I feel about grilled cheese.
- What? Oooh hey Schwoz gimme some of that cereal.
- No!
- Wait--are you building the Omega w*apon again?!
- Yes.
- The one that can take away Ray's superpower?
- The same!
- Why do you keep building that?!
- Well why do you keep pinching my cheeks
and stealing my cereal every morning?!
- Because you're so cute when you get mad.
Now gimme some of that Sweet Bootie Crunch!
- Hey hey! - Whoa whoa.
- It's got ten essential vitamins and minerals
and is part of a balanced breakfast!
Get that away from me!
- Okay stop! Stop!
Everybody stop!
- Look he's so cute! Look at his face!
- I'm not cute you're cute!
- We're all cute, okay?! We're all cute!
- Already am. - That's true. I mean...
[ all talking at once ]
- Wait. Why are you and Henry both dressed like half a ghost?
- Oh. - These are togas.
We were fighting the Time Jerker.
- Yeah. Chased him all the way to ancient Rome.
Ate some pretty good food there...
- Oooh. - Nice.
- We watched a bear fight a flock of turkeys...
- Yes we did. The turkeys actually won.
- Wow. - Wow.
- Stumbled across some pretty good statues.
[ everyone groans ]
- Alright, you can all roll your eyes and groan now.
But when the city of Swellview finally builds me
my own statue of Captain Man--
- We will roll our eyes and groan harder.
- That's a fact. - Yes yes.
- Considering everything I've done for this city,
it's the least they can do for me.
- You already have your own holiday,
they just opened Captain Man Stadium,
there are twelve streets named after you...
- Which makes driving very confusing.
- Right?! - Yeah.
- We all should be on the road when it's time anyway.
- Anyway... we captured the Time Jerker,
and we took his new time-ray he built.
- Oooh how does it work?
- The same way any dark matter fluxuator does.
- You just point and sh**t! - No, no, I'm eating this!
- Okay, where'd you send it?
- To right about now.
- Ah! What the heck?!
Hey, I'm trying to study, quit throwing stuff at me!
- Hey! Hey! Schwoz! Schwoz get back here!
CAPTAIN MAN: Dangit!
- Would you guys keep it down? I'm sleeplearning.
Or s'lurning.
- What are you talking about?
- "Learn To Fight While You Sleep.
And Also Spanish."
- Mm-hmm. It's a one-hundred hour audiobook
that teaches you to fight while you sleep.
- Those books don't work. - Yeah, they do!
And I want to learn to fight so I can go on a mission
with you and Ray before I head off for college.
- Wellll I think you've got plenty of time, Jasper,
because we don't graduate high school for another year, right guys?
Right?
Guys?
- Does he not know? - Not know what?
- Someone's gotta tell him.
- Tell me what? - You tell him.
- I can't I'm s'lurning!
- Okay what's going on?
- Henry... we're graduating this week.
- What? We did it, guys!
Seniorssss! - Okay, this is just sad.
- Henry.
We are graduating from high school.
But you aren't. - Hmm?
- But you aren't. - Hmm?
- I know you can hear me. - Hmm?
- You're just using our "hmm" thing as a defense mechanism.
- HMM?!
- It all just kinda happened.
I wanted an after-school job.
But then, an indestructible superhero
hired me to be his sidekick. - Ah!
- Now we blow bubbles... and fight crime.
Feels good.
[ theme music ]
- Call it. - Up the tube!
- Aw, my boot! - Ha!
- What do you mean I'm not graduating?
How could I not be graduating?!
- You've missed too much class fighting crime over the years.
You don't have enough credits to graduate.
- I mean, honestly, when was the last time
you were at school?
- The other day... when I broke my arm
and Ray and Schwoz came in with the trebuchet?
- That was a year ago. - Whu-ah?!
Why didn't anyone tell me I'm not graduating?!
- School's been sending you warning letters
every week for a year.
Did you open any? - No, I just tossed 'em aside
cause I assumed they were bad news!
- Well, good news...
you still have...
perfect teeth?
- Yes thank you, Charlotte, my teeth are great
but also are you about to move away and go to college?!
- Yeah I'm leaving for Dystopia the day after we graduate.
- You're going to college in Dystopia?!
- No-- - That place is a crime-ridden toilet!
And it's on the other side of the world!
- I know that-- - Do you even speak Dystopian?!
When did you learn this?! HOW MUCH HAVE I MISSED?!
- I'm taking a gap year to run a charity in Dystopia.
After that I'm going to Harvard.
- Well what about Jasper? Is he going to Dystopia, too?!
- No, he got into Harberd, which sounds like Harvard,
but is a very different school--
- Hey, we gotta roll.
Are we all packed up for One Night In The Desert?
- Yeah, you load up your car, and I'll wake up Jasper.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa -- One Night In The Desert
is an all night party for graduating seniors only.
- I'm graduating, too. - Hmm?
- Going to Florida State. - HMM?!
- Don't start!
- Y-y-y-you're my younger sister,
how could you be graduating already?!
- I did bad things.
Spent a loooootta time in summer school.
Ended up earning enough extra credits to graduate early.
Seniorsssss! - Seniorssss!
- Seniorsssss!
[ in unison ] - Whoo whoo whoo whoo!
- NO. No, no, no, no, no!
- No, no, no, no, no, no... Release. Release.
Release. Release.
- Ray, I got a big problem here...
- One thing at a time, Henry. - Okay.
- Problem solved! What's your deal?
- My "deal" is that everyone's graduating from high school except me!
- So? You don't need to graduate from high school
to be a sidekick. - But I don't want to be
a sidekick for the rest of my life!
- And you won't be.
You can take over and be a full-on superhero.
When I retire in thirty years.
- Thirty years?! - Okay, you got me.
More like forty years. I'm in fantastic shape.
- Dude, I don't want to be stuck in Swellview
being a sidekick for the rest of my life!
- Oh. I'm sorry, I didn't realize
that you were "stuck" in Swellview with me.
- Yeah, I guess I didn't realize it either!
I've been too busy down in the Man Cave for six years
answering emergency calls!
[ emergency call alert ]
- Emergency call. - Seeeee?!
- I'll answer it. - Let it go
to emergency voicemail. Henry and I aren't done here yet.
- Emergency voicemail is full.
- Really? - Yeah.
Remember that girl, Mika? Who saved you
when Jack Frittleman trapped you inside that escape room?
- We saved her, but yes.
- Well she leaves about ten messages a day
asking if she can help you guys fight crime.
MIKA:Hi, it's Mika! Just want to let you to know
that I'm here if you need me to help fight crime.
MIKA:Hey, it's Mika again--
MIKA:Here if you need me. Here if you need me.
MILES: Hey, this is Miles.
Can you call my sister back? She's losing her--
MIKA:Okay I don't know what Miles told you--
VICE MAYOR: This is the Vice Mayor!
- Oh! Oh! That's probably about my statue.
Press play press play press play!
VICE MAYOR:I need you and Kid Danger
to come to my office right away!
- You hear that?
He just said he's gonna give me my statue!
- He didn't say a single word about a statue.
- Pfft. Well what else could it be about?
- Literally anything.
- Owww!
Release. Release. Release.
Drop. Drop. Drop.
- Maybe I can talk to the Vice Mayor
and he can pull some strings and let me graduate or something--
- What? No, no, no, no, Henry, no, no, no, no! - Why?
- The Vice Mayor only grants one wish per meeting, okay.
So if anyone is going to rubbing his little belly
and getting a wish granted, it's gonna be this guy...
KID DANGER: Alright, man. - Who's Henry?
- Nnnnnnnot meeeeee?
- Not him.
- Okay.
- Wait, wait... come back.
- Comin' back!
- Where's the Vice Mayor? - On vacation with my mom.
- What? Nice.
What?
- He told me to play this for you when you get here.
- Kid Danger! Claptain Man! Captain Man.
Whatever, I'm the Vice Mayor, not the record-it-twice Mayor.
So I'm just gonna keep going.
Fellas, this here is Bose.
- Hey, Captain Man and Kid Danger!
Hey, future Bose!
Hey, past Bose! That's me.
VICE MAYOR: I married Bose's mom yesterday,
which means I get to go on vacation.
With her. Not with Bose.
So he's your responsibility now. - What?!
- Watch him, feed him, change his diapers, whatever.
VICE MAYOR: I'll be back in two days and his mom assures me
that she'll know if you try and swap him out for another kid,
so don't even try that. - Dangit!
- If you keep him safe and mostly unharmed
there miiiiiiight just be a statue of you in your future,
if you know what I'm saying.
And what I'm saying is, "I'll give you a statue."
[ taps on desk ]
- Yes! Yes!
VICE MAYOR: See you in two days.
Now turn this thing off or look away --
unless you want to see me in the tiniest beachlegal swimsuit in the world.
- Nope nope nope. - Hard pass hard pass.
- Come on, buddy. - Dude, no.
We can't take this kid back to the Man Cave.
- So we just find some excuse to dump him with
Schasper, Schiper, and Sharrr...
lotte. Charlotte.
I couldn't stop myself. - I feel like you could have.
- Cat's outta the bag. We know someone named Charlotte.
- Great. Can't wait to meet her, Schasper, Schiper, and Henry.
- Let's go. - Dude, dude, dude,
no we can't stick this kid with any of those schpeople
because they're all at One Night In The Desert.
- Huh? Even Schiper? - Yes! She's graduating already!
- Before shoo? She's schgraduating before shoo?
- She took a lot of shummer shhchool
and I can't schtinkin' believe this is schappening to me!
- Careful! You could have severely injured my chances
of getting a statue!
- Ow! Hey, get back here!
[ sandstorm wind blows ]
- Ughhhh. I wait all year for One Night In The Desert
and we get a sandstorm?
- Well, at least we still got this cave all to ourselves.
And we're still graduating tomorrow.
- Seniorsssss! - Seniorsssss!
- Seniorsssss! - Ahhhhh!
- What're you doing in that sand bank?!
- Just trying to find a place to learn to fight while I sleep.
And also Spanish.
But people keep waking me up!
MITCH: Ow! Hey man!
I was here first!
- Mitch Bilsky?! - You're not even graduating!
- I'm crashing One Night In The Desert, okay?!
I started high school ten years ago
and I'm not waiting another three to graduate!
MISS SHAPEN: I hear you in there, Bilsky!
- I was never here!
- Yer outta here!
- You know, what's your problem, Shapen?!
- You haven't even graduated yet!
- Only because the system's biased against dumb people!
- Hey be quiet I'm trying to s'lurn!
- You want to find a different cave?
- Yes! Seniorsssss!
- Seniorsssss! - Seniorsssss!
- Ninth grade! - Teacher!
- Not you, Shapen. - Don't you--get out of here...
- ...Albert Einstein, - What are you talking about?
- LeBron James, The Pope. - What?
- None of these people graduated from high school.
- I am positive all those people graduated from high school.
- Oh my god! Is that my statue?!
Oh wow. I thought it'd be bigger.
Shut up I don't care just open this crate
I wanna see my statue. - There's no statue inside.
- Huh? Then what is this thing?
- Whoa -- is this the Man Cave?
- Who's that? - Uh, this is Bose.
He's the Vice Mayor's step son.
We gotta watch him for a couple days.
- Who's this guy? Schiper? Schasper?
- No that's Schhhhhhwooooz.
Schwoz. Wow I did it again.
- Nice to meet you, Schwoz.
- You may wanna dig up that memory wiper.
- On it!
- What does the memory wiper do?
- Oooh. We might not need it, Ray.
- Who's Ray?
- Okay yeah yeah yeah go get it.
- Wait, wait Schwoz what is this thing?
- It's for the meeting Kid Danger set up
with the Mayor of Neighborville.
- Ohhhhh, no...
- What kind of "meeting?" - Is that today?
- He's being recruited to be a superhero!
For Neighborville!
- Go get the memory wiper, Schwoz!
- Let me know if you take the job!
- Okay. - Byeeeeeeeee...
- Oh, yeah?
- Listen, I can explain.
- Oh, yeah?!
- Previously, in the Man Cave.
Captain Man was upset to find out that Kid Danger
set up a meeting to be recruited
by the Mayor of Neighborville.
Schwoz was off finding the memory wiper.
Whatever that is.
Bose was a little hungry.
Let's see what happens.
Sorry. I watch a lot of TV.
- So how long have you been thinking about leaving me?!
- Look, I'm not trying to leave you, okay?
Look...I don't even want the Neighborville job.
- Yeah, what's this crate doing here?!
- The Mayor wouldn't stop calling me, okay!
So I thought I'd just let him come here and make his case,
and then I'd say no and he'd never ask me again.
- Yeah, okay! Yeah. Hey, let's hear his pitch!
I mean if he's from Neighborville, it's probably lame...
[ music - Bonnie Tyler's "I Need a Hero" ]
♪ I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night ♪
♪ He's gotta be strong And he's gotta be fast ♪
♪ And he's gotta be fresh from the fight ♪
♪ I need a hero
- Helllloooo, Kid Danger!
Neighborville needs a hero, and it could!
Be! You!
- This doesn't seem lame!
- First up: you're gonna love your very own
D-d-d-danger Caaaaaaave!
And you'll never be lonely with your new roommates --
these cheerleaders!
[ in unison ] - Yeah, come on!
Welcome, Danger!
- Who cares about cheerleaders?
- I'll tell you who cares!
Kid Danger's new sidekick, oh Lil' Dynomite!
- Hi, sir! Are you ready to have someone
follow you around and tell you how great you are?
- I mean, kind of, yeah...
- Okay, wow! That's so great!
And you're great for sayin' it!
- You shut your lil' mouth!
[ cheerleaders ] - Yes!
- And finally, what would you say to having your very own...
Statue?!
- Okay, that's enough!
- That's right, a statue--
- You know maybe you should take the job, Henry.
- Who's Henry? - Dangit!
- I think it's him.
- Where's that memory wiper. Schwoz?!
- I don't want the job.
- Oh, really? Because I'm starting to question
your commitment to Swellview!
- My commitment to Swellv-- are you kidding me?!
- Well you don't seem very committed to me!
- I'm not graduating from high school
because of how committed I am to this job.
- "Oh! My friends are leaving and I'm stuck here in Swellview
being a sidekick and saving lives!"
- Exactly. I've been too busy saving everyone else's lives
I forgot to have one of my own.
- You swore an oath to defend this city.
- When I was thirteen! - So?
- So maybe I don't want to do it anymore!
- Yeah 'cuz you're obviously terrified of being
"stuck here in Swellview with me."
- Yeah, Ray, I am!
- Who's Ray? - Dangit!
- I think it's that guy.
- WHERE IS THAT DING DANG MEMORY WIPER, SCHWOZ!
- I don't want to be your sidekick for another thirty,
or forty, or fifty years!
CAPTAIN MAN: But man, that was always the plan --
you'd be my sidekick and then you'd take over
as Captain Man when I retire.
- I don't want to be Captain Man, okay!
I don't ever want to be Captain Man!
I will never, ever be Captain Man!
- Psst. He's right there.
- Then why are you even here?
- That's a good question.
- What are you doing?
- Quitting.
[ everyone gasps ]
- Hey, everyone. I'm Henry Hart.
And I used to be Kid Danger.
Oh -- and Ray? - What?
- I'm taller than you.
- Sir? Can I get a ride home?
- There, there, there...
There you are, young man.
- Honestly, mom, I'm not in the mood right now!
I just got in a huge fight with my boss and don't even know--
- My son is a failure!
- Okay, that's a little harsh.
- Your father and I were snooping in your room
and we found your letters. - What letters?
- You're not graduating from high school?!
- Ohhhh, those letters.
- My son is a failure!
- Okay, listen...
- How are you failing all of your classes?!
What have you been doing with your life?!
- I'll tell you! Nothing!
- Well, actually... - He's been doing nothing!
Because he's a failure!
- You want to know what I've been doing with my life, Dad?!
I'll tell you what I've been doing!
Saving this town!
That's right -- I'm Kid Danger!
[ Jake and Kris gasp ]
- So our son's a liar now, too.
- What? Why would I lie?
I'm not lying. - Stop it, Henry.
- I really am Kid Danger! Here, I'll prove it to you.
Okay, look I don't have my gum balls because I just quit.
But if I didn't just quit--
- So you're a quitter now, too?!
- No! Well, technically yes.
But I didn't know that I was gonna--
KRIS: Ahhhh! - Grrrrr!
- Ahhhhhhhhh!!!
- If you're looking for Kid Danger,
I actually just quit.
- Ahhh! Ahhhh!
- Okay... I'm almost done wiping everyone's memories.
- Yeah yeah yeah.
- Just wanted to say -- you did a great job
of wiping everyone else's memories!
- Oh, thank you.
- But maybe this time you could find it in your heart to just...
let me go.
- Aww. Get outta here!
- Bless you, sir.
Weeeeeeee...!
- What a cutie!
- Whatcha doin'?
- Buying a school.
- School of fish? Good idea.
You gonna ride 'em or race 'em?
- No, it's a school for people.
- Good idea. You gonna ride 'em or race 'em?
- What? No, I'm buying a fake school
so that when Henry comes crawling back in,
begging me for his job--
- Okay, one last memory to wipe.
- Won't take long. Not a whole lot goin' on in the old...
um...
- Brain?
- Nooo...
- Head?
- Nooo... what was the first one?
- Brain?
- Nooo...
CAPTAIN MAN: Wait, wait. Hang on, hang on...
if I'm gonna get my statue, I gotta return this kid
like I found him. - Sitting down.
On it.
- Schwoz, how hard would it be to alter the memory wiper
so it only erases specific memories?
Like, only memories that involve me,
or things that I've said or done.
- Yeah, there's a setting right here.
- I'm sorry, what?
- It's easy! I can adjust this setting
and it will only wipe the memories of you.
- Then why haven't we been doing that this whole time Schwoz?
- Because it's so funny!
"Ohhh noooo I don't know who I am!
"I've lost all knowledge of my life
and the people who love me?!"
- That's true. - So funny.
- But in his case, maybe just wipe his memories of me.
- Got it.
SCHWOZ: Aieeee!
- Remember me?
[ theme music ]
05x36 - The Beginning of the End
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After school, Henry becomes Kid Danger: Captain Man's superhero sidekick.
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