02x17 - Baileywhoops

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SOFIA: I was a girl
in the village, doing all right

Then I became a princess overnight

Now I gotta figure out
how to do it right

So much to learn and see

Up in the castle with my new family

And a school that's just for royalty

A whole enchanted world
is waiting for me

I'm so excited to be

CHORUS: Sofia the First

SOFIA: I'm finding out
what being royal's all about

CHORUS: Sofia the First

SOFIA: Making my way
it's an adventure every day

CHORUS: Sofia
SOFIA: It's gonna be my time

CHORUS: Sofia

SOFIA: To show them all that I'm

ALL: Sofia the First

[SOFIA READING]

I don't get it, Sofia.

All this fuss
for some royal jellybeans?

Not jellybeans, Clover.
It's the Royal Jubilee.

A big celebration
of the kingdom's birthday.

"Presenting
the royal family of Wei-Ling!"

Welcome to Enchancia.

Thank you for coming.

Presenting his majesty,
King Magnus of Rudistan,

and his royal sorcerer,
Greylock the Grand!

King Magnus, so good to see you.

Ah, Good morning.

You must be the steward of Rudistan.

And you must be the lucky man

with the best job
in all the known kingdoms,

the Royal Steward of Enchancia.

I am Slickwell, at your service.

And I am Baileywick, at your service.

And I'm Sofia.

Princess Sofia, of course.
What an honor.

I must admit, Baileywick,
I am a big admirer of your job.

[CLEARS THROAT]
I mean, of you.

So I brought a small token
of my admiration.

For me? Why, thank you.

It is the loveliest two-headed snake

I've ever seen.

Allow me.

May it bring you good luck.

You're going to need it.

"From the Kingdom of Zumaria,

"Queen Cecily and Princess Vivian."

Well, well. If it isn't Bedsick.

You know my name, Greylock.

-[BUZZING]
-Ow!

Sorry, Cardtrick.

I just had to try out
my new palm zapper!

I haven't seen you
since the big school reunion.

I see your hair grew back okay.

Oh, you've got something on your...

-[LAUGHING]
-I see you still act more like

a jester than a sorcerer.

Same old Greylock.

Same old Kendrick!

Cedric!

I'll take your bag, Queen Cecily.

-Ooh!
-Baileywick!

Your Majesties!

Oh, allow me, Your Highness.

-Thank you, uh...
-Slickwell.

[CHUCKLES] Slickwell, Your Majesty.

And if there is ever
anything more I can do

for you during our stay,
I would be delighted

to be of service.

Huh. That's nice of you,
but Baileywick here sees

to all our needs.

I'm so sorry, Your Majesty.

I don't know what came over me.

Let's all go inside, shall we?

We have a wonderful day
planned for everyone.

First, there will be
a welcome luncheon,

then the adults will take part

in the royal croquet match,

followed by
the jubilee cake presentation.

Aw, we don't get cake?

We all get cake, James.

After the grown-ups take a cruise

in the royal schooner.

So what are we doing all day?

Greylock the Grand
has kindly volunteered

to entertain you
with his feats of magic.

-ALL: Ooh!
-Prepare to be astounded

by the greatest sorcerer

who ever waved a wand.

I am just as great as you.

But nowhere near as fun.

We'll just see about that.

Your Majesties, I should
also like to volunteer

to entertain the children.

That's a first.

I'll show you who's more fun.

May the best sorcerer win.

-[BUZZING]
-Ahhh!

Greylock, one. Redbrick, nothing.

[GROANS]

Oh, it seems they forgot
the jiggly-wiggly pudding.

Oh, dear, I'll take it.
Thank you, Slickwell.

[LAUGHS]
And if you recall,

my royal jubilee lasted

an entire month!

It certainly seemed like it.
[CHUCKLES]

Pudding, Your Majesty...
Whoa!

-Whoa!
-BOTH: Whoa!

-Oh, my!
-Your Majesty.

I'm so sorry.

Let me clean it...
[GRUNTS]

Baileywick!

Allow me, Your Highness.

I always keep this special
stain remover on hand,

in case of accidents just like this.

Are you okay, Your Majesty?

My coat is as good as new.
Thanks to Slickwell.

If you'll excuse me, Your Majesties.

[LAUGHING]

Baileywick, are you all right?

Apparently not. I don't know
what's wrong with me.

It was only an accident.

Two accidents.

[CROCKERY SHATTERS]

Make that three.

Oh, another mess?

I'm afraid so.

Allow me. It pains me to say it,

but I've seen
this sort of thing before.

-You have?
-Indeed.

Even the greatest stewards
eventually grow

too old for the job.

-Too old?
-Baileywick's not too old.

Everyone gets
a little clumsy sometimes.

Well, at least this one didn't break.

-Whoa!
-[PLATE BREAKING]

We all have to retire one day.

Perhaps that day is sooner
than you think.

You're not really thinking
about quitting,

are you, Baileywick?

I have been
doing this job a long time.

-You can't leave.
-And I don't intend to.

But what if my clumsiness keeps up?

I could ruin the whole jubilee.

No, you won't.
Because I'm going to help you.

Oh, you don't have
to do that, Princess.

Yes, I do.

You've always been there for me.

Now I'm going to be here for you.

Today, I'll lend a hand to you

Wherever you go, whatever you do

I have a plan to trip you up

Drop every tray and every cup

So if you hesitate or doubt

Just look to me, I'll help you out

Because that serpent pin is cursed

You'll go from being best to worst

I'll be your helping hands

When the need arises

And I will help provide

Some terrible and cruel surprises

I'll stand right by your side

To help you stay in line

And I will never rest

Until your job is mine!

Mine!

Being steward of Enchancia

That's my dream

To get that job, I've hatched

A truly amazing scheme

It involves a secret trick

Ha-ha!

Getting rid of Baileywick!

To help you out, I'll look the part

I'll put on a coat and dress up smart

And if you worry, fret or frown

Slickwell kicks you when you're down

There's no need to lose your nerve

Your junior steward's here to serve

But now that you're a clumsy clod

Slickwell's going to steal your job!

I'll be your helping hand

When the need arises

And I will help provide

Some terrible and cruel surprises

SOFIA: I'll stand right by your side

To help you stay in line

And I will never rest

Until your job is mine!

All mine!

I'll guide you throughout the day

I'll push you out of the way

Until your job is mine!

Faithful friend of mine

Your job will soon be mine

I know you'll do just fine

That job will soon be mine

I am ready to serve.

Nice outfit.
But it's missing one thing.

Your very own pocket watch.

Ooh! Thanks, Baileywick.

We better get going.
We have a jubilee to host.

After you, Princess.

-[THUD]
-Oh, dear.

Now, children,
behold this normal sheet of paper.

Swano foldano!

Hmm, pretty nice.

Yes. But does it do anything?

Uh... I suppose it might float,

if you put it in water.

GREYLOCK: Balloonium inflato!

[LAUGHING]

[ALL CHEERING]

Who wants an enchanted balloon animal?

-I do!
-Me too, please!

Hey, Hattrick!
Would you like one, too?

Piñatapalooza!

Oh, children!

Who wants to take the first swing?

-I do! I do!
-No, me!

[SIGHS]

Your Majesties,

it is time
for the royal croquet match!

Here you are, Your Highness.

Good man, Slickwell.

Masterful sh*t, Your Majesty.

You chose the perfect mallet
for me, Slickwell.

As always.

Thank you, Your Highness.

Baileywick, would you choose
a mallet for me?

Right away, sire.

Whoa!

Nice toss, Baileywick!

-Here you go, Dad!
-Thanks, Sofia.

Hmm, I'll have to do
something about her.

-Nice sh*t.
-Baileywick,

I think I need
a heavier mallet for this one.

-I'll get it.
-Uh-pah-pah.

Oh, dear.
You seem to have

stepped in some mud,
Princess.

I'll just clean off
your shoes for you.

That's okay, Slickwell.
You don't have to.

But I insist.

-Baileywick.
-Yes, right away, Your Majesty.

Your mallet, sire.
Ah!

-KING ROLAND II: Ow!
-[GASPS]

Ow, ow, ow!

Oh, allow me, sire.

Oh, Your Majesty. I'm so, so sorry.

Are you sure you're feeling
all right, Baileywick?

I don't know, Your Majesty.

If... If you'll excuse me.

Baileywick!

Perhaps Slickwell is right.

Perhaps it is time I retire.

-No!
-SLICKWELL: Yes!

I mean, there comes a point

in every steward's life

when it's finally time to hang up

the watch and call it quits,

as hard as that may be.

You can't do that. We need you.

Oh, I'm sure King Roland
could find an able replacement.

Baileywick, when I first
became a princess,

I wasn't sure I could do it.

Someone told me
that I should keep trying

and things would get easier.

That someone was you.

Okay, Princess Sofia.
I'll give it one more try.

[LAUGHING]

-This one looks good.
-Oh, it's a bang pop.

Be careful.

Why?

[MUFFLED]
Brilliant!

Oh, children!

Forces of magic far and near,

make a carousel appear!

Oh, look at all the unicorns!

-BOY: Let's try it out!
-GIRL: Come on!

Not too shabby, eh?

Hmph. Show-off.

-Oh, they're all so pretty!
-And unicorn-y!

I call the green one.

I want the yellow one.

Revolvo!

[GREYLOCK LAUGHING]

Now remember to tell
your royal parents

who conjured up this fun ride for you.

Greylock the Grand!

You don't think I'm going to let you

get all the glory, do you?

Wingaroodle-doo!

-[GASPS] Whoa!
-Wings?

Oh, I did not think
this could get any better!

Oh, yeah? Well, watch this!

Speediupitus!

[CHILDREN GASP]

Flapezio!

Liftoffigus!

Whoa!

We're flying!

BOY: Whoa!

Ha! Top that!

PRINCESS AMBER: A flying unicorn
carousel!

It's my dream come true!

Oh, is it going to come back down?

[GULPS] I... I don't know.

What a beautiful cake.

Yes, but keeping
all that powdered sugar

from falling off
will require a steady hand.

I am happy to carry it out,
if you like.

Thank you. But it's a royal tradition
for the steward

to bring out the cake.

And what a great tradition that is.

After you...

Careful, Baileywick.
I'll get the door.

And now it's time
to open the jubilee gifts.

This one is from the Kingdom
of Wei-Ling.

What a marvelous vase!

So beautiful and delicate.

We will treasure it always. Thank you.

Oh! That one's from me.

It's a gift fit for a king!

Why, this is even better than
last year's statue of you.

Your Majesties,

may I present the Royal Jubilee
birthday cake of Enchancia!

This ought to be good.

[SIGHS]

Ah... Ah... Ah...

[SNEEZES]

Dad!

Allow me, Your Majesty.

Well, I suppose there's
only one thing left to do.

Your Majesty, I'm afraid
I can no longer serve

as castle steward of Enchancia.

I humbly offer my resignation.

-No!
-Well, I don't accept it.

I won't accept it.

You've just been working too hard.

All you need is a little rest.

A vacation, perhaps.

I wish it were that simple.

But I've embarrassed you
and destroyed your royal gifts.

I'm afraid it is time
for me to retire.

You can't quit, Baileywick.

Don't let him quit, Dad.

KING ROLAND II:
I'm sure whatever's wrong will pass.

And you can't leave us
right in the middle of the jubilee.

But that's why I'm leaving.

So I don't ruin the rest of it.

[CLEARS THROAT]
If it helps,

I would be happy

to fill in for the rest
of the jubilee,

if it's all right with my king.

Why, I think it's a fantastic idea.

Then King Roland can see
what great service is all about.

But, Baileywick,
you can't just leave us.

-We need you.
-You're a part of the family.

Please stay, old friend.

Thank you, all of you.

But I think this is for the best.

Farewell.

Oh! We have to get them back down!

Haltimbanco!

I can't hold it!

I'll help you.

Objectus descendo!

[CHILDREN SIGH IN RELIEF]

Oh! That was a close call.

Is everyone all right?

And willing to be sworn to secrecy
about what just happened?

That was brilliant!

Best ride ever!

-Can we do it again?
-Um...

I don't see why not.

SOFIA: Wait!

I can do more.
I'll carry things for you.

And... And serve the meals.
Whatever it takes.

Just don't leave.

You are very kind, Princess Sofia.

But it's time for me to go.

No, it's not.

You're the best steward in the world.

People admire you so much,

they even give you gifts.

And I am going to give this gift

-to someone I admire.
-But...

Now I really must start packing.

-CLOVER: Hey, Sofia, you okay?
-Whoa!

Hey, watch out, watch out, watch out!

Sorry about that.

Whew. Oh.

Hey, you dropped this... Oh!

What's going on?

It's like I got a case
of the clumsies or something.

Can't even hold onto a little pin.

The pin.

When I had it, I slipped.

When you had it, you stumbled.

And Baileywick didn't get clumsy

until Slickwell gave him this pin.

You think the pin made
Baileywick clumsy?

I don't know. But we need
to talk to Slickwell.

Let's go!
Oof!

Okay. But let's go slowly.

Come on now, pick up the pace.

It's time for the harbor cruise.

There is no slacking off
when Slickwell's in charge!

You forgot... Ugh!

If you want anything done right,

you have to do it yourself.

Oh!

Oh, this pin is awful!

Hey, Sofia. Look!

It's the same as this pin.

"The beginner's guide
to magically cursed objects."

Whoa. "Whoever wears
the Pin of Klutzenheimer

"shall be cursed
with colossal clumsiness!"

Whoa!

Ya think?

Slickwell gave Baileywick a pin
that would make him clumsy!

And then he kept telling him to retire

so he could steal Baileywick's job!

We've got to stop him.

Okay. You go find Baileywick.

I'll make sure Slickwell
doesn't get away with it.

Thanks, Clover.

Oh, I hate this thing.

All aboard for the harbor cruise!

-[BELL RINGS]
-Thank you, Slickwell.

[CHUCKLING]

It's time you had a taste
of your own medicine.

If it pleases Your Majesty,

I would gladly stay on

as your royal steward permanently...

Ooh!

[LAUGHING]
High-five me.

Baileywick, wait!

Baileywick!

The cruise just won't be
the same without Baileywick.

-Nothing will be.
-[SIGHS]

KING ROLAND II: Attention, everyone.

I would like to propose a toast.

Slickwell, please pour
the gooseberry cider.

Right away, Your Majesty.

Just a moment, sire.
[GRUNTING]

[LOUD CRASH]

[AWKWARD CHUCKLE]
My apologies.

Oh!

Sorry again. Slippery deck.

Now, let me take care
of this stubborn cork.

[GRUNTS]

I beg your pardon.

Oh! The cider!

No, I'll stop it!

Gangway!

The wheel!

[GASPS]
Roland, the rocks!

[ALL GASP]

Captain Vasquez,
can you turn the ship?

Not without the wheel.

So all this time,

it was a cursed magic pin
making me clumsy?

Oh, no!
They've already left!

Sofia, look.

The boat is headed
right for the rocks.

Why aren't they turning away?

They must be in trouble.
We have to help them.

-How?
-[CHILDREN LAUGHING]

[EXCITED GIGGLES]

I have an idea.

Greylock, the royal schooner
is in trouble.

Can you stop it?

We'll do it together.

Like the carousel.

To the dock!

It's no use.

We must abandon ship,
Your Majesties.

But... But I can't swim.

Together now, Greylock!

TOGETHER: Liftoffigus!

[GRUNTS]

And let's bring it back.

TOGETHER: Returno Homeo!

Well done!

What a relief.

Is everyone all right?

-We're fine.
-Thank you for saving us, Greylock.

I couldn't have done it
without my friend Cedric.

Oh? Well done, Cedric.

Thank you, Your Majesty.

I'm sorry about the cruise, everyone.

And the mess.

Here, allow me to clean it up...

[YELPS]

No, allow me

to tell everyone what you did.

Slickwell gave Baileywick
a cursed magic pin

that made him super-clumsy.

The pin!

-[GASPS]
-And there it is, right there.

Uh, Your Majesties, I can explain.

I think we've seen all we need to see.

Slickwell, your services
are no longer needed.

You can't fire me.
I work for King Magnus!

Not anymore, you don't, Slickwell.

What?

But, sire!
Please!

Whoa!

Oh, blasted pin!

Baileywick, I am so glad
you're still here.

I hope this means you'll change
your mind about leaving.

Leaving?
How can I leave

when there's so much
work to be done?

Please fetch the spare glasses
from the crystal cabinet.

And there's another jug of
gooseberry cider in the galley.

TOGETHER: Yes, sir. Right away.

Princess Sofia, if it wasn't for you,

I don't know what I would have done.

Thank you for being
such a loyal friend.

I'm just glad you're staying.

Me, too.

[GROANING]

[GASPS]

You haven't heard
the last of Slickwell!

Oh!

Ah! Curse that pin.

Attention, everyone.

I'd like to propose a toast

to the best castle steward
a king could ever have,

and a great friend.

To Baileywick!

ALL: To Baileywick!

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]