01x09 - Gob-zilla/Speedy Spidey Delivery

[bunniefuu]

[theme music playing]

♪ They can climb great heights
To do what's right ♪

♪ The Spidey Team is on the scene ♪

♪ Swinging, spinning, crawling the walls ♪

♪ The Spidey crew do it all ♪

♪ They're your friendly
Neighborhood spiders ♪

♪ And their teamwork can't be tighter ♪

-♪ Whoa-oh! ♪
-♪ Hoo-hoo! ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh! ♪

♪ Go, webs, go! ♪

-♪ Hoo-hoo! ♪
-♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh! ♪

♪ It's time to Spidey swing ♪

♪ With Spidey and his amazing ♪

♪ Spidey and his friends ♪

♪ They're your friendly
Neighborhood spiders ♪

-♪ Whoa-oh! ♪
-♪ Hoo-hoo! ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh! ♪

♪ Go, webs, go! ♪

-♪ Hoo-hoo! ♪
-♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh! ♪

♪ It's time to Spidey swing
With Spidey and his amazing ♪

♪ Spidey and his amazing ♪

♪ Spidey and his amazing friends! ♪

[Gobby] Gob-zilla!

So, let me get this straight.
You found that big old bone in the dirt?

Well, it's not exactly a bone.

It's a fossil.

I dug up a bunch of 'em
from a canyon on the other side of town.

Whoa! This thing is as heavy as a rock!

That's basically what fossils are.

Bones get buried in the dirt
for millions of years,

and minerals in the dirt
turn the bone into rock!

[Gwen] Hey, Peter! Miles!

Whoa, look at this one!

I think it's a tooth!

That's right! It's a fossil of a tooth!

And look at this, Gwen.

The fossil you're holding
came from a Tyrannosaurus rex.

Yes! My favorite dinosaur!

-[laughing]
-[door closes]

Okay, well, I'm off to the farmers market.
Can I get you kids anything?

How about a Tyrannosaurus rex?

[growls]

[laughing]

Okay, I'll keep an eye out.

[laughing] She's gonna need
a bigger shopping cart for that.

Unfortunately, dinosaurs haven't been
around for about 65 million years.

All that's left of them are fossils.

[chuckling] You do love
those dino facts, Peter.

Well, I better get going
before all the good fruit runs out.

The farmers market
does have fresh mangoes.

How about I make mango smoothies
when I get back?

-Yum!
-Yes, please!

Sounds great! Thanks, Aunt May!

And I'm gonna get a little exercise too,
by power-walking to my favorite tunes.

[music plays on headphones]

Have fun at the farmers market, Aunt May!

[chuckles] Wow, I don't think
she heard you at all.

Oh, well! Come on.

I wanna show you
more cool stuff about my fossils!

[music plays on headphones]

[laughing]

Hello there.

[humming]

-[rumbling]
-[all gasp]

Huh? [screams]

[screaming]

[roars]

Hey! What about this fossil?

That one's from a sabertooth cat.

Thousands of years ago,

he got stuck in tar,
like this tar pit here.

It was so sticky, he couldn't get out.

Aw, poor kitty.

[comms beeping]

Webs up! Spidey alert!

Someone needs our help!

[Spin] We better get to WEB-Quarters!

It's Spidey Time!

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man
Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

Peter, Gwen, Miles!
Webs up, amazing friends!

♪ They'll use
Their best detective skills ♪

♪ Combine their science smarts ♪

♪ And they'll put their heads together
'Cause they're brave and clever ♪

♪ It's time to Spidey save the day ♪

Spidey!

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

Ghost-Spider!

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

Spin!

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man
Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

Webs out!

Hey, TRACE-E. Hey, WEB-Ster. What's up?

[WEB-Ster] There's trouble in the park.
Take a look.

[gasps] Is that…

A dinosaur?

A T. rex.

[squealing]

-But… that's impossible.
-[WEB-Ster] That is correct.

Dinosaurs have not roamed the Earth
for millions of years.

But here's a recording
of this dino from just now.

[roaring]

[squealing]

Sounds like a real dinosaur to me.

We better get down there!

-It's time to swing out!
-[TRACE-E squeaks]

[Spidey] So, where is it?

I figured a giant dinosaur
would be hard to miss.

Uh, Spidey? Spin? Look down.

-[both gasp]
-[Spin] Whoa!

A giant dino footprint!

There's no way
that's from a real dinosaur.

It can't be!

Whoa! Well, something dino-sized
just made the ground shake.

[gasps] And look! More footprints!

And they lead
right toward the farmers market!

We gotta stop that… thing, whatever it is!

[all grunt]

No! Not my oranges!

[pedestrian] Move! T. rex!

-Get down! Run! Get outta here!
-[pedestrian 2] No! It's a T. rex!

A real live T. rex!

[Ghosty] But T. rexes ate meat.

Why would this one be attacking
a bunch of fruit?

Huh. That's a good point.

Doesn't make any sense.

Thank you.

[gasps] Look! There's Aunt May!

-[music plays on headphones]
-[humming] Ooh.

She's listening to her music.
She doesn't even hear the dinosaur.

[dino roaring]

-[humming] Ooh, avocados.
-[dino roaring]

We'll make sure she
and everyone else stays safe.

-[screaming]
-[growling]

-A T. rex!
-Watch out!

[both scream]

Are you okay?

Team Spidey! Glad you're here!

So, uh, how exactly
do you stop a dinosaur?

Hmm.

[all] Whoa!

Hang on, team!

I'm gonna see if I can get closer
and figure out what's going on! [grunts]

[grunts]

-[grunts] Huh? Wait a minute.
-[metal clangs]

[metal clangs]

-[growling]
-Whoa!

[gasping]

It's metal!

Ghosty! Spin!

It's not a real dinosaur!
It's made out of metal!

[Spin] Come on!

[growling]

-[Spidey] Whoa!
-[both grunt]

[gasps] There's a hatch!

That explains it!

That's not a real dinosaur. It's a robot.

One robot going down!

[laughing]

Ah! Excuse me!

A little privacy, please.

[all] Green Goblin?

What can I say? I love a farmers market.

Especially when I'm ruining it
for everyone else! [cackles]

Ooh, tomatoes!

Or should I say tomato juice! [cackles]

You're scaring everyone,
and almost destroyed the farmers market!

Nothing funny about that, Green Goblin.

It's time to power down
that robo-dinosaur!

[giggling] I'd keep chatting
with you three, but safety first.

Never drive with your hatch open.
[cackles]

-[roaring]
-[all grunt]

Look!

He's headed right for Aunt May!

[all grunt]

-[music plays on headphones]
-Uh, too hard.

Too soft.

-[Spidey grunts]
-[all] Whoa!

[all] Hi-yah!

[Ghosty] Pull!

[all grunting]

[Spidey] Hold it just a second more!

[groans]
They'll have to try harder than that!

Ooh, this one is just right.

Oh! What am I thinking?
I already have avocados at home.

[groaning]

[all grunt]

Ready to work together
to get this problem all wrapped up?

-Got it!
-[growling]

Okay, Spiders, give me your best sh*t.

[Ghosty] One…

Two…

Three!

[roaring]

[grunts]

[roaring]

[Spin grunting]

Whoa!

We got him!

Now, let's bring him down! Pull!

-[grunts]
-[roars]

[both] Yes!

[grunts] I don't think so!

[growling]

-[cackles]
-[growling]

[grunts]

Gobby's robot bit right through my web!

-[growling]
-[groans] He clawed through mine.

-[grunting]
-[roaring]

[roaring]

[Spidey] Whoa!

[Spidey, Spin grunt]

Our plan is not working!

His claws and his tail and his teeth
are all too sharp!

[Gobby on PA]
Attention! Attention, everyone!

This is your unfriendly
neighborhood dinosaur.

[music plays on headphones]

I declare this farmers market
a smashing success!

[cackles]

[grunts]

[growling]

There's gotta be a way to stop that guy.

We'll figure it out! Come on!

Whoa! Hang on!

I stepped in honey.
There's a whole big puddle of it!

Too bad it's not stickier.
We could use it on that robot dino.

Well, hey! Wait a minute!

That could work!

Trap it in something sticky!

Yeah!

Just like animals sometimes got stuck
because of the tar pits! Remember?

[roaring]

I don't think honey's gonna keep
that thing stuck down.

Honey won't.

We've got something way stickier.

[gasps] We can make
a whole puddle full of webs!

Like a tar pit!

Good idea!

It's Spidey Time!

[grunting]

[cackling]

[laughing]

Ooh! How about I turn those potatoes
into mashed potatoes? [cackles]

[Spidey] Hey, Green Goblin! Over here!

Run along, Team Spidey.

You're no match for my T. rex!

[Spidey] Your robot dino
might be big, Gobby…

[both grunt]

…but bigger isn't always better.

We can use our Spidey webs!

[Gobby mocking] Ooh! Big deal!

Is that all you've got?

Nope!

-Hey!
-[Spidey] Our Spidey speed!

[grunts]

-[grunting]
-[Gobby] Stop it!

And our Spidey strength!

Looks like you're all tied up.

No more ruining stuff for you.

-[roars]
-[webs snap]

[Gobby] Oh, ya think so, do ya?

[cackles]

Wait. What?

[dino growling]

I can't move!

[groaning]

Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention
we also have Spidey smarts!

[Ghosty] You can't move
because while Spidey was distracting you,

we trapped you in our super sticky webs.

This dino's days are over.

Okay! You can have the dinosaur.

I'll just be going now. Oh!

-[Spin] No more fun for you, Gobby.
-[Gobby groans]

Oh, I don't know. Maybe he'll have fun
fixing everything he broke.

Wow!

Would you look at that!

Team Spidey? Green Goblin?

A giant T. rex sculpture?

I can't wait to tell the kids
what I saw at the farmers market!

[Gobby grumbling]

[music playing on headphones]

[Peter] Speedy Spidey Delivery.

Peter, Gwen, Miles,

remember, this plan is extra top secret.

It's almost time!

-Um…
-Uh…

For Hulk's surprise birthday party!

-This is gonna be great!
-Whoo-hoo! Yeah!

[TRACE-E squeaking]

I've got a spot all picked out for it
at the park.

Black Panther's gonna be there!

Thank you so, so much for helping!

Of course!

Anything for Hulk!

He has no idea
you're throwing him a party?

[giggling] Nope! I told him
to meet me in the park later,

but he doesn't know why.

So if you see him,
just don't say anything about a party.

-[TRACE-E squeaks]
-[phone rings]

[squeaking]

Uh-oh! That's Hulk calling in right now!

Okay, Ms. Marvel, don't forget
to be quiet while we talk to Hulk,

so he doesn't figure out the surprise.

[squeaking]

[button beeps]

Hello, everyone!

Oh! Uh, hi, Hulk! What's up?

Guess what today is?

[grunting]

-[noisemaker blows]
-[laughing] It's my birthday!

-Whoo-hoo!
-[all] Happy birthday, Hulk!

Got anything… fun planned?

I told Ms. Marvel
I'd meet her at the park.

We're gonna hang around, watch the ducks.

It's gonna be so relaxing!

That sounds nice.

Come and meet us there if you want!

Oh, I'd love to see you on my birthday.

Hulk out!

Phew! That was close!

Hulk almost heard about the party plans!

Okay, we've just gotta make sure

we get the party all set up
before he arrives.

Gwen, you got the snacks?

On my way to get them!

Miles, you're on balloons?

Just gotta blow 'em up!

And I upgraded my party blasters.

Check it out!

-[Miles] Whoo-hoo!
-[Gwen] It's party time!

Amazing! Okay!
Meet me at the park, and we'll set up.

We got everything we need!

[gasps] Oh, wait! No, we don't!

I forgot to pick up the cake
from the bakery.

I can pick it up.

You guys still have a lot to do,
and I already finished the party blasters.

TRACE-E, do you mind packin' 'em up
and bringing them to the park?

-[TRACE-E squeaks]
-[sighs] Thanks, everyone!

See you soon!

Uh, sure you don't want help
with that cake?

Nah, I've got this.

It's just a cake. How hard could it be?

One speedy Spidey cake delivery coming up!
See you at the party!

[TRACE-E squeaking]

[bell dings]

Thanks!

Step one, get the cake.

Step two, get it to the party befo--
Uh-oh! Spidey sense!

-[cackles]
-[grunting]

-Hey!
-I love stealing cakes.

But stealing a cake from Spidey,
even better! [cackles]

Not a chance, Green Goblin!

Uh-oh.

[grunting]

-[gasping] Huh?
-I like cake too!

-Rhino?
-[grunts]

[cackles] Your webs are no match for me!

Thanks for the help, Rhino!
Let's get outta here!

Bye-bye, Spidey!

-[cackles]
-This'll be tasty.

Hey! [grunts]

I told Ms. Marvel
I'd get that cake to the party,

so I'm gonna get it to the party!

Hey, Gobby! Watch out for Spidey!
He's comin' after you!

[both grunting]

[cackles]

Give me… back… that cake!

-Whoa! Uh-oh!
-[snapping]

[grunting]

[Gobby laughs] Missed.

[Spidey] Maybe this time!

[Gobby] You'll miss next time too!

Almost got it!

Whoa!

[grunts] So close!

[cackles]

-[comm beeps]
-[Spin] Hey, Spidey.

We're blowing up balloons for the party,
and we didn't hear from you.

Just wanted to make sure
you picked up the cake.

Yup, I picked it up!

-Whoa!
-Take that, you silly spider!

-[cackles]
-[grunting]

I ran into a little trouble
with Gobby and Rhino!

Gobby and Rhino?

Okay, I'm on my way.

[Spidey] No, no!
You finish with the balloons. [groans]

Hulk… loves balloons!
I've got everything under control.

Spidey out!

[cackles]

If I'm gonna get that cake back,

I'm gonna have to go faster

and higher!

-[grunts] I'll take this!
-Whoa. [screams]

And… my cake!

[Gobby screams] Whoa!

Gotcha, Gobby!
Now, I've got a party to get to.

-[gasping]
-Oh, no, you don't! [chuckles]

[cackles]

[Spidey] Aw, come on!

You two can't be working this hard
just to steal a cake!

I really, really like cake!

[cackling]

I'll come back for you later.

Rhino! Save me a slice!

Please?

-[growls, laughs]
-[bystander] Look out! It's Rhino!

-[child] My ball!
-[Spidey] I've got it!

Here you go!

Thanks, Spidey!

You're welcome!
Now I've gotta catch a birthday cake.

[Rhino laughing]

You'll never catch me or the cake, Spidey!
[cackles]

[Spidey grunting]

[grunts]

[hot dog vendor]
Oh, no! Not my hot dog cart!

Thanks, Spidey!

You're welcome!

[cackles]

Aw, man! Outta my way, truck!

I'm stealing a cake here!

-[cackles]
-[grunts]

-Huh?
-Hi, Rhino!

Huh? [groaning]

-[grunts] There!
-[groaning]

I'll deal with you later too.

As for now,
I've still got a birthday cake to deliver.

[comm beeping]

Oh! Hey, Ghosty!

Hey, Spidey! Where are you?

We're all at the park,
ready to surprise Hulk.

He's gonna be here soon.

Sorry I'm late.

I webbed up Gobby and Rhino.

Turns out bad guys really like cake.
Who knew?

Wait! Gobby? Rhino? Do you need help?

[Spidey] Nope.
I've got everything under control.

Be there in a minute! Spidey out!

Huh? What?

Doc Ock! Not you too!

[cackles]

That's right!

Come and get it! [laughs]

[cackles]

That cake is for Hulk's birthday party!

Oh, there won't be any cake
at Hulk's party.

-And no Spidey, either.
-Huh?

Green Goblin was happy
just to spoil a party.

Rhino was happy just to eat some cake.

But I saw those two chasing after you,
and it gave me a much better idea.

Give me back that cake!

-[cackles]
-Whoa! Whoa!

I'm throwing a little party for myself,

and the biggest present is you!

-Whoa! Ah!
-[cackles]

What? [grunts]

I'm trapped!

Yes. Because I outsmarted you, Spidey!

[noisemaker whistles]

I'm so happy!

And now you're all by yourself
with no superhero friends to help you.

As for my friends, Rhino and Green Goblin…

-[Cal trilling]
-…I sent Cal to go free them.

Ha! Look at him!

He's a purty little present. [cackles]

[Doc Ock] You both worked so hard.

I thought I'd let you
join my little celebration.

Maybe I shouldn't have tried to…
[grunting]

…handle this all on my own.

[TRACE-E squeaking]

[Spidey] I really do need help.

[squeaking]

[gasping] It's TRACE-E!

If she knows I'm in trouble,
she'll go get help!

Uh, you'll never get away
with this, Doc Ock!

[squeaks]

I'll escape from this trap
and get that cake back!

[squealing]

[comms beeping]

Huh?

[TRACE-E squeaking]

I'll stop you, Doc Ock!
You'll never get away with this!

Quiet, you!

Mm-mm!

I hope the cake is chocolate… [gasps]

…or should I say, Doc chocolate?

[all cackling]

[both grunting]

Hey, Spidey! TRACE-E alerted us
that you were in trouble!

Boy, am I glad to see you!

Uh, quick!

Grab that gizmo! It controls this trap!

[Gobby] Huh?

[Doc Ock] Oh, no, you don't!

-[Spin] Oh, yes, we do!
-Huh?

-Yes!
-[groaning]

Well, you may have
helped your spider friend,

but you won't get this cake!

[grunts] You cannot pass!

-[groaning]
-Surprise!

Embiggen!

-[all grunting]
-[Doc Ock] Huh?

[groaning continues]

Look who's all wrapped up
like a birthday present now.

You just need one more touch.

[growling] I can still ruin Hulk's party,

if I ruin the cake.

-Oops!
-[gasps]

[squeaking]

[squealing]

[squeals]

Nice save, TRACE-E!

-Well done, TRACE-E!
-Whoo-hoo!

[squeaking]

Thanks for the help, team.
I really needed it.

We would have come sooner if you asked.

Everyone can use a little help sometimes,
even you, Spidey.

Those are wise words.

But now we've gotta hurry to the party.

If we don't get there before Hulk does,
it'll ruin the surprise!

Let's go, webs, go!

[TRACE-E squeaking]

What's going on?

Where's Ms. Marvel?

[all] Surprise!

Happy birthday, Hulk!

Oh…

All this is for me?

Oh… you guys are the best!

This is for you too.

Birthday cake?

I love birthday cake.

[TRACE-E squeaking]

Uh…

[nervous laughter]

[Ms. Marvel] Uh…

My…

favorite!

Oh, a green smash cake!

Whoo!

[TRACE-E squeaking]

[munching] Mmm! Oh! Oh!

Best birthday ever!

Uh-huh, uh-huh!

-Whoo-hoo!
-Whoa!

-[Spidey] Nice moves, Hulk!
-[Spin] It's your birthday!

[laughing]