01x12 - A Very Spidey Christmas

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Spidey and His Amazing Friends". Aired: August 6, 2021 - present.*
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Spidey teams up with Ghost-Spider and Miles Morales to make up the Spidey Team, with some assistance from Spidey's comical but loyal Spider-bot, Trace.
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01x12 - A Very Spidey Christmas

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[theme music playing]

They can climb great heights
To do what's right

The Spidey Team is on the scene

Swinging, spinning, crawling the walls

The Spidey crew do it all

They're your friendly
Neighborhood spiders

And their teamwork can't be tighter

-♪ Whoa-oh!
-♪ Hoo-hoo!

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh!

Go, webs, go!

-♪ Hoo-hoo!
-♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh!

It's time to Spidey swing

With Spidey and his amazing

Spidey and his friends

They're your friendly
Neighborhood spiders

-♪ Whoa-oh!
-♪ Hoo-hoo!

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh!

Go, webs, go!

-♪ Hoo-hoo!
-♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh!

It's time to Spidey swing
With Spidey and his amazing

Spidey and his amazing

Spidey and his amazing friends!

[Miles] "A very Spidey Christmas!"

Peter, Miles, come on!
I don't want to be late.

[laughs] I'm coming as fast as I can!

Gwen, wait up!

There it is!

Whoa!

Now, that's a Christmas tree.

I can't believe my mom and I got chosen to
light the tree this year!

-[chirps]
-TRACE-E?

-I didn't even know you were in there.
-[chirps]

She didn't wanna miss the fun.

Just remember,
everybody knows you as Spidey's bot,

so while I'm Peter, and not Spidey,
stay down and out of sight.

[chirps]

[zipping]

That's really neat
that you brought her along.

Well, it's the holidays.

Like they say,
it's the season of sharing, right?

Peter! There you are!

Hi, Aunt May!

Ah, hi, kids!

Oh, better get going.

Gwen, your mom is waiting over there
with Miles's parents.

It's exciting that you and your mom
are lighting the tree.

-Sure is!
-[chuckles]

There you are!

-Hi, Mom. Hey, Dad.
-Hey, buddy!

-Just in time.
-[bell clanging]

They're getting started.
They're getting started!

Hello, everyone,
and thank you for joining us

for this year's annual
tree-lighting ceremony!

-[applause]
-I am deeply honored

that the city has given the privilege of
lighting our community's tree to

me and my daughter, Gwen.

[cheering]

Well, I'd say this ceremony
has become our favorite family tradition.

It sure has.

So, should I do it now, Mom?

What do you think?
Is it time to light the tree?

[cheering]

Happy holidays, everyone!

Three, two, one!

Uh…

What's wrong? Why didn't it work?

[TRACE-E chirping]

[machinery clanking]

-I thought it was--
-Mom!

[clamoring]

[gasps]

-[chirps]
-Whoa!

Hey, I just bought that!

Everyone, carefully head toward the exits!

-All right, stay with us. Don't panic now.
-[gasps]

What's going on?

Those robotic tentacles,
they just came out of the tree!

-Whoa!
-Yikes!

-[Gwen] Ugh!
-Robotic tentacles?

Oh, I definitely know who's behind this.

[laughs menacingly]

Ho, ho, ho, everyone!

Or should I say, "Oh, no, no!"

-Doc Ock!
-What do you want?

Why, I've come to grab some presents…

everyone's presents!

[laughs menacingly]

I'll take this.

-Ooh, and that!
-[screams]

-No!
-Thank you.

[Doc Ock laughs menacingly]

[gasps] Ooh, this one's heavy!

Come on, follow me!

We can hide over here
while we come up with a plan.

-[crowd screams]
-Stay in here. You'll be safe.

[chirps]

-We've gotta stop her.
-And we've gotta stop that tree.

It's definitely Spidey Time!

Let's go, webs, go!

Spider-Man, Spider-Man

Spider-Man, Spider-Man
Spider-Man, Spider-Man

Peter, Gwen, Miles!
Webs up, amazing friends!

They'll use
Their best detective skills

Combine their science smarts
And they'll put their heads together

'Cause they're brave and clever
It's time to Spidey save the day!

Spidey!

-♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man
-Ghost-Spider!

-♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man
-Spin!

Spider-Man, Spider-Man

Webs out!

I'll be taking this, if you don't mind.

[gasps] Look at that fancy bow.

[Detective Stacy] Come in! Come in!

This is Detective Stacy
at the Central Mall. We need--

You need to give that to me,
Detective Stacy!

[imitating Detective Stacy]
Never mind! E-Everything's fine.

[chuckles]

-[sighs, gasps]
-Oh, these look nice.

Hey! You give that back, Doc Ock!

Why should I?

No one ever gives me a holiday gift.

So I'm taking everyone else's!

[webs whir]

[Spidey] Not so fast, Doc!

Don't you know it's better to
give than to receive?

-[Spin grunts] Or in this case, steal!
-[groans]

[Spin] Here you go, ma'am.

Yes!

Thanks!

Now you're in trouble.
Go get 'em, Team Spidey!

I figured you three would show up
sooner or later.

We're not gonna let you
spoil the holidays, Doc Ock!

Oh, I think you'll be too busy to stop me,
thanks to my not-so-little helper.

-[trills]
-[groans] Not you, Cal.

Huh?

-Remember?
-[trills]

[beeping]

Thank you.

[trills]

[machinery clanking]

[crowd whimpers, clamors]

[chirping]

[chirps]

Ghosty, look out!

Whew!

Thanks, Spidey!

We can't let Doc Ock get away with this!

[grunting]

We'd better stop that tree first,
before it hurts someone.

[screams]

Uh, uh, uh, this isn't yours!

Thank goodness. Thank you.

No more stealing for you.

[webs snap]

[webs stretching]

[snapping]

-[screaming]
-[clangs]

[chirps]

Whoa! Those tentacles can break
right through our webs!

[grunts]

[laughs menacingly] Now, where was I?

Oh, yes, filling up my goody bag.

[grunts] How does a tree
just turn into a robot, anyway?

Doc Ock must've attached them to the tree
when the mall was closed.

But all those robotic arms would still
need something to control them.

Something like that?

[Spidey] That definitely does not
look like a regular ornament.

[Spin] Actually, it looks like something
Doc Ock would make.

[grunting]

So, if we grab it off the tree,
the tree will shut down?

I bet it will! Let's go, webs, go!

[both grunting]

[grunting continues]

That'll hold it for a few seconds.

Quick, Ghosty, do your thing!

I'm on it!

-Look out!
-[device beeping]

[Ghosty grunting]

[powering down]

Ha! It worked!

Now to take down Doc Ock.

[thuds]

Good thing I'm all done with
my holiday shopping.

Whoop! Looks like I missed a goody bag!

Time to go open my presents!

[laughs menacingly]

Come on, team!

Uh, where'd she go?

Oh, no! She got away!

With all those presents?

-She totally ruined the holidays.
-[chiming]

TRACE-E?

[chirping]

Where are you, TRACE-E?

[chirping]

-She's in Doc Ock's sleigh!
-What?

Keep outta sight, TRACE-E.
We'll be right there!

TRACE-E was hiding in a gift bag,
and Doc Ock grabbed it!

We've gotta get her outta there!

First, we've gotta find Doc Ock.

And I know just how to do it.

I built TRACE-E with a chip inside
that'll tell me exactly where she is.

Found her!

Aw, yes!

We can save TRACE-E
and stop Doc Ock all at the same time.

Let's Spidey swing!

[laughs menacingly]

I can't wait to open all my presents!

What do you think we got, Cal?
I hope I got some pj's!

[trills]

I can't wait to find out!
Let's sit down on that roof!

[screeching]

-This one looks promising.
-[chirping]

Hmm. How about this one? Or-- What's this?

[chirping]

-A stowaway?
-[trills]

You're Spidey's little bot, aren't you?

[chirping] Uh-oh…

"Uh-oh" is right!

You're in big trouble now!

[grunts] You're the one
who's in big trouble, Doc Ock.

What? How did you find me?

-Oh, who cares?
-[engine powers up]

[grunting]

You'll never catch me now!

[laughs menacingly]

-Ow!
-[thuds]

[growls]

-[powers down]
-[trills]

Oh! [grunts] I'm stuck!

I can't get out!

Looks like you won't be
spoiling the holidays after all.

Good job, TRACE-E.
You were the perfect little helper.

Well, so much for my holidays!

I just wanted some presents!

[trills]

What? You got me a present?

[trills]

You wanted it to be a surprise?

A wrench to help me build
my evil machines!

Oh, Cal!

It's just what I wanted!

I guess it's the thought that counts.

[chuckles]

Let that be a lesson for you, Doc Ock.

Even Cal knows the holidays are for
sharing, not for taking.

[chirps]

And now,
thanks to Spidey, Spin, Ghost-Spider--

And their little helper, TRACE-E.

[chirps]

All holiday gifts have been returned.

[applause]

Our beautiful tree is back to normal.

And I'd say it's time to light it up.
What do you say, Gwen?

I say…

happy holidays, everyone!

[cheering]

Oh, just look at it.

It's beautiful!

Happy holidays, Peter.

Happy holidays, Aunt May.

-[chirping]
-And you too, TRACE-E.

[Miles] "Gobby on Ice!"

Peter? Gwen?

Hey, you didn't start building
our snowman without me, did you?

Aw, Miles, we'd never do that.

Anyway, we just got here.

Where are you?

Uh, on the other side of the park?

I'll get there as fast as I can.

Well, don't run.
You might slip on some ice.

[laughs] Don't worry,
I'm not running that fast.

See you soon!

A quick step here,
and a little hop here, and--

-Whoa! [grunts, groans]
-[cracks]

[gasps] My comm link!

Peter? Gwen? Can you hear me?

Aw, man, it's broken.

I really should've slowed down.

I'll ask Peter to fix it for me later.

He and Gwen are waiting,
so I've gotta get going.

What a wonderful day for some snowman fun.

Fun for me, anyway. Oh!

I'll start with that one!

-[laughs menacingly]
-[gasps]

Well, hi there!

What a nice snowman you've made.

Green Goblin? You leave us alone!

Only problem is he's just standing there,

when he could be chasing you away!
[laughs menacingly]

[beep]

Go get 'em, snowman!

Ruin their wintertime fun!

Our snowman, it's moving!

Run, Matilda, run!

[laughs menacingly] That's great!

[distant cackling]

Uh-oh. Green Goblin!

Peter! Gwen!

-[electricity crackles]
-[groans] Oh, yeah, it's broken.

Oh, look! Another snowman.

Well, it's not much fun
just watching him stand there.

[chuckles]

'Tis the season
for Green Goblin to have all the fun!

Watch out, people, here he comes!

[cackles]

[sighs] Looks like I've gotta
handle Gobby myself.

Everybody, run!

[screams]

[cackles]

My Snowman-Go controller
works like holiday magic!

[giggles]

Sorry, folks.

No wintertime fun today.

[cackles]

[screaming]

-[cackles]
-Wrong, Gobby!

No more controlling snowmen for you!

Whoa! Ha ha! Missed! [giggles]

[grunts]

[cackles]

Go get him!

Oh, of course, some Spidey do-gooder
would try to spoil my fun.

[grunting]

You'll never escape!

-I control everywhere they go.
-[grunting]

[groans]

Huh? [grunts]

[laughs menacingly]

I could really use some help from
the rest of Team Spidey.

If only my comm link weren't broken,
I could call them.

Broken… That's it!

If Gobby's controller were broken,
he couldn't control those snowmen anymore.

I just need something to break it with.

[grunts]

-Hey, Gobby! Look!
-Huh?

[grunts]

No!

Right on target!

My Snowman-Go controller. You ruined it!

-I can't make them go where I want to!
-[snowmen power down]

You totally spoiled my fun! [grumbles]

Now I'm gonna stop you from
spoiling anyone else's fun

for a long, long time.

[powers up]

[grunts]

[cackling]

Whoa! [grunting]

Aw, man, I lost him.

[Peter on comm] Miles? Where are you?

Is everything okay?

He's not answering. That isn't like him.

Peter and Gwen!
I better tell 'em what happened.

Hey, guys!

Hey, Miles! Where were you?

We called on the comm link,
but you never answered.

I couldn't! Mine is busted!

I fell and broke it,
but then Green Goblin showed up.

He had this controller,
and he zapped people's snowmen,

and they started moving!

He could make them go wherever he wanted!

-What?
-It's okay.

Gobby won't be zapping
any more snowmen now.

I smashed his controller, and he ran away.

I think the snowmen all stopped.

So, where's the controller now?

Um, actually, Gobby threw it away.

I was too busy trying to
chase him down to grab it.

We shouldn't leave tech like that
lying around.

Uh, well, I know exactly where it is.

Come on!

[distant rumbling]

Uh, do you hear that?

-I hear something.
-[rumbling intensifies]

Something big!

[branches cracking]

Are you seeing what I'm seeing?

Yeah, but I don't believe it.

Uh, okay, somebody super-sized that thing.

The snowmen were not that big before.

What's that stuck in the snowman's head?

That's Gobby's broken controller!

The wiring in that controller

must've gotten
all scrambled up when it broke.

But it's still controlling the snowmen?

[Peter] Maybe the controller
works like a magnet.

[Gwen] So it's pulling all
the little snowmen into the big one.

[Miles] And that's making it even bigger!

Oh, you don't see that every day.

It's moving!

We'd better stop it
before someone gets hurt.

Time to Spidey swing, again.

Spider-Man, Spider-Man

Spider-Man, Spider-Man
Spider-Man, Spider-Man

Peter, Gwen, Miles!
Webs up, amazing friends!

They'll use
Their best detective skills ♪

Combine their science smarts
And they'll put their heads together

'Cause they're brave and clever
It's time to Spidey save the day!

Spidey!

-♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man
-Ghost-Spider!

-♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man
-Spin!

Spider-Man, Spider-Man
Spider-Man, Spider-Man

Webs out!

[chittering]

[rumbling]

-[squeaks]
-Gotcha!

-There you go.
-[chittering]

That snowman almost ran over a squirrel!

I don't think it knows what it's doing.
It's just three big balls of snow.

Uh-oh!

Let me see if I can get its attention.

I hit it with a snowball,
and it didn't even notice!

I don't think it has a mind of its own.

Gobby's controller is making it move.

It still seems pretty dangerous.

Oh, it's dangerous, all right.
We've gotta stop it now!

We'll web it up so it can't move,
then pull that controller off of it.

[grunting]

I think it's working!

It's slowing down.

-[groans]
-That thing's not easy to stop.

Well, at least Gobby scared most people
out of the park.

Good!

Then just about everyone
should be safe from that snowman.

[groans] Why did I
throw away my controller?

I love my controller. I can fix it.

It'll work better than ever!

If I could only find it!

[rumbling]

Uh-oh.

I think I found it.

-[crunching]
-[screaming]

[screaming continues]

-Do you hear that?
-Sounds like--

[grunting, screaming]

Help me, please!

[screaming]

Gobby…

-[Gobby screaming]
-Well, I know he's a super-villain,

but we've still gotta help him.

Let's go, webs, go!

[screaming continues]

It's still chasing me!

Whoa! [screams] Oh!

[chuckles] Remember me?

[giggles]

I'll see if I can keep it in one place.

Good,
and I'll get that controller off him.

[grunts] It's frozen in place.

[grunting]

I can't get it out.

[grunting]

Can you smash it?

[cackles] Not likely!
I built that thing to last.

[chuckles] I broke it with a pinecone.

It was a really hard pinecone!

You got this, Spidey! Pull!

[straining]

-[webs snap]
-[Ghosty] No!

The snowman's breaking through my webs!

It's reacting to the controller.

If I could take it apart,
I could maybe shut it off.

It's headed for the city!

Is there some way Spidey can open up
that controller?

[laughs menacingly] I'll never tell.

There's a slot!

Ghosty! Spin! I need something to
pry open the control panel!

Ghost-Spider. That carrot!

It must have fallen off a snowman.

It's frozen solid.

Will this work?

It just might.

It'll never work.

[grunting]

Yeah! It worked!

[groans] Oh, pumpkin seeds.

[cars honking]

Okay, okay.

Which wire do I pull?

The green wire, or the, uh--

Ah, of course.

Green Goblin made it.

They're all green wires.

-[cars honking]
-Oh, no!

I need to think of something fast!

[gasps, screaming]

Is it this one? Maybe this one.

[groans]

[engine cranks]

There's no time to guess.

-I need to pull 'em all.
-[sparks]

[powers down]

[engine cranks]

[rumbles]

[sighs]

Yeah! You stopped the giant snowman
from destroying the city!

You totally did it, Spidey!

We did it. Thanks for your help, team.

We'll have to let everyone know
the park is safe again.

Yeah. They should be out here having fun.

And then maybe we can finally
build our own snowman.

You know, I think I'm done with
snowmen for the day.

How about we go get
some hot cocoa instead?

[both] Yes!

With teeny-tiny marshmallows?

[gasps] Great suggestion!

[Gobby] I love those things!

[whimpers]

Well, someday when you stop
getting in trouble for misbehaving,

you can have cocoa with
teeny-tiny marshmallows too.

-[sighs]
-Whoo!

-Yeah!
-[laughs]
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