02x21 - Gotcha!/The Mysterious Mirror

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "PB&J Otter". Aired: March 15, 1998 – October 15, 2000.*
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Series centers on the Otter family who live in the rural fishing community of Lake Hoohaw.
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02x21 - Gotcha!/The Mysterious Mirror

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Pb&j ! Yea !

♪ ooo-ooo-oodle-ay ♪

♪ oodle-ay ♪

♪ ooo-ooo-oodle-ay ♪

♪ oodle-ay ♪
♪ ahh, oodle-ay ♪

♪ ooo-ooo ♪
♪ pb&j, pb&j ♪

♪ oodle-ay ♪
♪ pb&j, pb&j, pb&j, pb&j ♪

♪ oodle-ay ♪
♪ pb&j, pb&j ♪

♪ doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-day-oh
doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-day-oh ♪

♪ doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-day-oh
oodle-ay-oh ♪

♪ open up the new day-oh ♪

♪ jumpin' up a-to play-oh ♪

♪ everybody just say so ♪

♪ ooh-ahh ♪
[ quacking ]

♪ oooh, oooh, oooh ♪
♪ ohh-a-yea-oh
yea-oh ♪

♪ oodle-ay-oh ♪

♪ oooh, oooh ♪
♪ father, mother
sisters and brother ♪

♪ oooh-ooh ♪
♪ all the family now ♪

♪ oodle-ay-oh ♪

♪ oooh-ooh
oodle-ay ♪

♪ oodle-ay-oh ♪

oodle-ay !

[ Roars ]

I'm a scary monster.

Oh, boy, am I scary.

[ Roaring ]

[ Screams ]
I scared myself.

[ Roaring ]

- [ Whimpers ]
- [ roaring continues ]

[ Gasps ]
[ gasps ]

- [ Roaring ]
- [ both screaming ]

[ All screaming ]

Okay, kids. That's it.
I'm turning this movie off.
It's way too scary for you.

Please,
mrs. Beaver !
One more minute !

[ Sighs ]
well, all right.
[ Roaring ]

But if I hear anymore yelling,
the tv's going off.

[ Laughing ]
I know how to scare
the wits out of these guys.

Oh, this'll be so great !
[ Kisses ]

What did you say,
flick ?
Uh, thank you for...

A wonderful evening
with entertainment,
mrs. Beaver.

But I have to
be running along now.

You know how
my mother worries.

[ All ]
bye, flick.

[ Laughing ]

[ bird calling ]

Aha ! Hoo-hoo !

Wait till those guys
see this !

I am one scary duck.

[ All ]
thanks, mrs. Beaver.

[ jelly ]
boy, that movie
sure was scary, wasn't it ?

yeah. I hope I don't
get nightmares tonight.

Just remember,
like mrs. Beaver said,

"There's no such thing
as monsters."

[ Laughing ]
that's what you think,
peanut.

Huh ?

[ Screaming ]

Gotcha !
[ Laughing ]

Now,
who can I scare next ?

[ mother ]
pinch,
it's bedtime !

Okay, mama.

- [ Gasps ]
- [ muffled yelling ]

[ Screaming ]

And now it's time
to scare some otters !

[ Tapping ]

- Monster !
- Don't worry, butter.

There's no such thing
as monsters.

[ Tapping louder ]

Peanut, could you stop
that tapping ?
It's bugging me.

Okay.
[ tapping continues ]

Peanut,
I asked you to stop !
I did stop.

- Huh ? Then who--
- [ tapping continues ]

Peanut, could you tell me
one more time how there's
no such thing as monsters.

[ Quavering ]
there's no such thing
as monsters.

Except for that one !
[ All screaming ]

[ Screaming continues ]

[ Both ]
what's the matter ?

[ peanut ]
there's a monster
in the living room.

A monster, huh ?
Let's go see.

He was right there !
Yeah, dad !
I saw him too !

Kids, I don't see
any monsters out here.

Wanna take a look ?

[ Muffled laughter ]

Ernest, betty lou says
that the kids were watching...

A scary movie on tv
this evening.

Oh !

Yeah, but that's not why
we're scared of monsters.

We're scared because
we just saw a real monster !

It had a big green face
with red eyes,
and it went, "errrrrr !"

Well, I don't know
what you saw,
but it wasn't a monster.

Because--

♪ You can look
in your closet ♪

♪ Check under your bed ♪

♪ You can peek in the shadows
but don't be misled ♪

♪ You won't find any monsters
'cause you know
what they know ♪

♪ Your mama and I
are right here ♪

♪ And we're loving you so ♪

♪ No, there
aren't any monsters ♪

♪ Anywhere night or day ♪

♪ 'Cause the love
that we've got ♪

♪ Just scares them away ♪

♪ you know things
can look scary
and hairy and strange ♪

and a face in the shadows
can be hard to explain ♪

♪ but the darkest night fades ♪

♪ at the morning's
first glow ♪

♪ Your daddy and I
are right here ♪

♪ And we're loving you so ♪

[ ernest, opal ]
♪ no, there aren't
any monsters ♪

♪ anywhere night or day ♪

♪ 'Cause the love
that we've got ♪

♪ Just scares them away ♪

♪ And we're here
to tell you ♪

♪ Yes, we're here to say ♪

[ Ernest, opal ]
♪ there aren't any monsters ♪

♪ Love can't chase away ♪

♪ No, there aren't
any monsters ♪

♪ Love can't chase away ♪

Feel any better ?
Yeah. Thanks.

But, mama, I saw it !
I saw it !

Hmm. I think we have
to sing the song again.

♪ Oh, you can look
in your closet ♪
oh-- huh ?

After your baths.
Come on, everybody !

[ ernest ]
i think the lesson
we learned tonight...

Is no more scary movies
for you kids.
[ knocking at door ]

- hmm ?
- [ together ]
it's the monster !

it's betty lou and munchy.
can we come in ?

Sure.
Come on in.

H-h-hi,
mr. And mrs. Otter.

I-i'm sorry to bother you.
I-i'm not scared or anything.

B-but my mom says
that if it's all right
with you,

I can sleep over
with pb&j.

[ Sobbing ]

Would it be all right ?

Oh, munchy.
Of course you can
sleep over.

E-e-evening,
mr. And mrs. Otter.

I have a little favor
to ask.

Looks like it's gonna be
a full boat tonight, opal.

Maybe you kids
would all like to sleep
in the living room together.

Does that sound
like fun ?
[ Chattering in agreement ]

well, sleep tight, kids.
don't let the fishies bite.

And remember:
there is no such thing
as monsters.

You hear that, princess ?

The monster we saw
wasn't real.

Pinch, what did
your monster look like ?

It had a big green face
with red eyes,
and it went, "errrr !"

- That's just like
the monster we saw !
- Me too !

Peanut, if there's
no such thing as monsters,

How come we all saw
the same one ?

- That's a very good question.
- What's the answer ?

Monsters !
[ All screaming ]

Come on, y'all.

We have to figure out
how we're gonna deal
with this monster.

[ Together ]
hmm !
There's no way !

I know !
Let's all do a noodle dance !

We all dance
until we get a good idea.

I'll do some thinking,
but I'm definitely not dancing.



♪ noodle
use your noodle ♪

♪ noodle
do the noodle dance ♪



- I've got it !
- What ? What happened ?
What ?

We get another monster.

that'll show the monster
just how scary he is.
[ roaring ]

[ Roaring ]
then he'll
stop scaring us.

great, jelly.
but how do we get
another monster ?

Huh ? Another monster ?
Let's see.

[ Screams ]
maybe it's like
the tv show.

I scared myself.

I know !
Let's ask mama
for her big mirror !

[ Chuckling ]
I am the luckiest duck.

I can scare them
all at once.

Aaaah !
Blaah, blaah !
Look at me !

[ Gasps ]
monster !

Whoa-oh-oh-ooh !
Whoa-oh ! Oh !

[ screaming, gasping ]

[ Together ]
yea !

The mirror worked !

Aw, cheese and quackers !

[ Screaming,
gasping continue ]

The monster
fell in the lake.

Should we help him ?
Do we have to ?

We can't
just leave him there.

Yeah. He may be scary,
but he needs our help.

Come on !

[ Screaming continues ]

Here, monster.
Grab my hand.

[ Grunting ]

Thanks.

[ Grunting ]

[ Groans ]
he's doing something weird !

- [ all together ] flick ?
- yeah, yeah. You caught me.

I was the monster.
Pretty funny, huh ?

No, flick.
It wasn't funny at all.

You really scared me.

[ Teeth chattering ]
me too.
Me three.

Me four.
Me, me, me, me, me !

Aw, cheese and quackers !
Can't you guys take a joke ?

Maybe it was a joke for you,
but not for us.

yeah, flick.
friends don't scare
each other.

Sure they do.
I just did it to you guys.

Remember ?
[ all together ]
flick !

what is going on ?

We caught
the monster.

It was flick
in a mask.

Why, flick duck,
that was an awful thing to do.

I'm sorry, mrs. Otter.

Don't apologize to me.
you better apologize to them.

I'm sorry, guys.
You were right.

I promise I won't try
to scare you again.

Are we--
are we still friends ?

I don't know.
What do you guys think ?

[ Chattering ]

Sure,
we're still friends.

- Right, everyone ?
- Yeah.
- Of course we're friends.

Hey, everyone !
Look !

Whoo ! Whoo !

[ All laughing ]

Now, that is the cutest
little monster
I have ever seen !

[ Giggling ]

2:15 and all is clear !

And all is clear !

And all is--

is that necessary,
captain ?

why, yes, it is, connie.
thanks for noticing.


Hey, I found treasure !
Look !

Wow ! It looks like
an old mirror. Cool !

It's not just an old mirror,
peanut. See ?

It's my very cool,
very lucky mirror,

And it's gonna bring me
good luck forever and ever.

If you say so, jelly.

Mama, daddy,
look what I found !

Well, look at that.
A mirror.

A very old one too.

Hmm. It must have been
in the sand for
a long, long time.

And it isn't even broken.

You certainly were lucky
to find it.

What did I tell ya ?
they said it was lucky.

Oh, they're just trying
to make you feel good.

Are not !
Lucky, lucky, lucky.

Lucky.

Ugh !
Hey, jelly, stop !

You're shining that
in my eyes.

Oh. Sorry.

You don't believe it's lucky ?
Watch this.

Lucky mirror,
I'm in the mood...

For some yummy, yummy,
yummy food.

Mama,
is there any food left ?

No, I don't think so.

Well, what do you know.
There's one sandwich left.

It's super-chunky peanut butter
and clam jam.

Yes !
My absolute favorite !

Mmm-mmm.

[ Gulps ]
see ? My lucky mirror's
bringing me good luck already.

Oh, please !
That doesn't prove anything.

- Oh, no ? Huh ?
- [ wind howling ]

Uh-oh. Looks like
it's gonna rain, folks.

We better pack up
our beach gear.

Hey, I don't want it
to rain.

I'm having too much fun.

Yeah, and we were gonna go
on a hike with flick and munchy
this afternoon.

Looks like a job
for my lucky mirror.

Mirror, mirror I found today,
make that rain cloud go away.

False alarm, everybody.
Looks like we can stay
out here a little longer.

- Well, what do you know.
- Lucky mirror.

2:19 and a half,
and all is clear !

[ connie ]
okay. I really need you
to stop doing that.

Hmm ? Let's see.

Jump, jump, jump,
jump, jump.

I win, peanut !
Good game.
Wanna play again ?

You already b*at me
five times in a row.

- Since when are you so good
at chubby checkers ?
- Since I found my lucky mirror.

Just because you b*at me
in a game of chubby checkers,

It doesn't mean
the mirror's lucky, jelly.

Five games.
One, two, three, four, five.

- [ baby butter ] shoe, shoe !
- what's the matter,
baby butter ?

She lost her shoe.

- Do you want me
to help you find it ?
- Uh-huh.

Hey, lucky mirror,
yoo-hoo-hoo,

Help me find
my sister's shoe.

- Jelly, you're getting goofy
with that thing.
- Hmph !

Hey ! Here it is !

- I don't believe it !
- Yea !

"Ank ou."
Don't thank me,
thank my lucky mirror.

♪ Sometimes we're armed
with lucky charms
it couldn't be much clearer ♪

♪ Don't you see
that it's not me
it's just my lucky mirror ♪

♪ My mirror
such styles that
you can see ♪

♪ My mirror
reflects so well on me ♪

♪ It just may be
that I can see
a world inside my mirror ♪

♪ No need to chase
a lucky place ♪

♪ It's here beside my mirror ♪

♪ My mirror
such luck for you and me ♪

♪ My mirror
reflects so magically ♪

♪ As a charm
it pushes harm ♪

♪ So that it can't get nearer ♪

♪ Things go well
within its spell
I love my lucky mirror ♪

♪ Things can't go wrong
with it along ♪

♪ I love my lucky mirror ♪

I still don't believe
that mirror's lucky.

Oh, and, peanut,
here's that canteen you've been
looking all over for.

You'll need it
for our hike this afternoon.

[ flick ] this is boring !
whose idea was it to go
on a hike, anyway ?

It was your idea,
flick.

Well, not anymore.
I'm bored.

Come on, flick.
You like the woods.

[ Slurps ]
mmm. All these trees
are making me hungry.

Trees, "schmees."
I want adventure !
I want excitement !

If we really want
some excitement,

Maybe my lucky mirror
can help.

Jelly thinks this mirror
she found is lucky.

- That's a lot of hooey !
- Oh, yeah ? Watch this.

Lucky mirror, oodle-ay,
show us where it's fun to play.

Oh, yeah, like that mirror's
gonna do any-- whoa !

[ thuds, grunts ]

Flick, are you okay ?
Yeah. But look !

Wow, a tree house !

Cool !
Is that exciting enough,
flick ?

My lucky mirror
came through again !

Come on !
Let's check it out !

What am I doing ?
I'm afraid of heights.

I guess it's not too high.
Made it !

This is great !
You can see the whole lake
from up here.

There's mayor jeff's house.

And there's my house.

I can even see cap'n
and mrs. Crane.

That lucky mirror
is great, jelly.

Hey, don't shine that
over here !
It's k*lling my eyes !

Sorry. So, munchy,
how do you like our...

[ crunching ]
tree house ?

Munchy,
what are you doing ?

What ? What's the matter ?

You chewed up the ladder.

I did ? Oh, yeah.
I did.

Now we can't
get down, munchy !

Um, there's still
some ladder left. Look.

Uh-oh.

Well, what are we
gonna do now ?
We're stuck up here.

We're not stuck.
We just have to
yell for help.

[ All shouting ]
help !
Get us down !

Help us !
We're stuck !

I don't think
anyone can hear us.

Help !
We're stuck !

Hold it, hold it.
Will you all relax.

I'll just ask my mirror
to help us.

Lucky mirror,
we're stuck I fear.

Help us all
get down from here.

- Nothing happened, jelly.
- Zip. Zero.

Nada !
Try it again.

Mirror, mirror,
bright and round,

Help us get
back on the ground.

I don't know what's wrong.
It always worked before.

don't feel bad, jelly.
you can't always
count on luck.

Sometimes you have
to use your noodle.
You mean--

Yep. Let's do
a noodle dance...

And figure out a way
to get down from here.



♪ noodle
use your noodle ♪

♪ noodle
do the noodle dance ♪



♪ use your noodle
use your brain ♪



♪ solve a problem
it's no strain ♪

♪ use your noodle
that's your brain ♪

♪ use your noodle ♪
I got it !

Why don't we tie a rope
to the tree and climb down ?

That would be a great idea
if we had a rope !

We can build a new ladder.

Good thinking.
Who brought tools ?

Not me.
Me neither.

All I brought
was my mirror.

Hey ! We can use
my mirror to get us down !

You tried that.
It didn't work.

Yeah, but I know how
to use the mirror
in a different way.

[ Together ] aaah !
Aaah, would you
stop it, already ?

Don't you get it ?
We can use the mirror
to signal for help.

Watch.

And all is clear !

Great.
I'm married to a clock.

A cuckoo clock.
Hmm ?

[ Squawks ]
what in the world ?

And all is--

Excuse me, cap'n.
[ Shouts ]

[ All shouting ]
the otter kids
need our help, dear.

What ? Help !
Someone's in trouble !

Oh, uh-- don't worry.
Stay calm. I'm coming !
[ Squawking ]

Help is on the waaaay !

And my husband
is very confused.

Okay, jelly.
Safe and sound.

Your turn, munchy.
There you go.

There you go, flick.
Nice and easy, now.

- Thank you, mr. Otter.
- Don't thank me,

Thank the cranes
for telling me
you were stuck up there.

- Thanks, cap'n crane.
- Thanks, mrs. Crane.
- No problem, kids.

- Just doin' our job.
- What's the matter, jell ?

I guess my lucky mirror
isn't so lucky after all.
Sure it is.

Without that mirror,
we'd still be stuck up
in the tree house.

You kids used something
much more important than luck.
You used your noodles.

Using that mirror to signal us
was good thinking, jelly.

- Yeah, jelly. Way to go !
- Mirror, mirror, lucky or not,

I still like you
a whole lot !

[ All laughing ]

You kids
get some sleep, now.
You've had quite a day.

Mama, daddy,
do you believe in luck ?

We have you kids,
don't we ?

You can't get any luckier
than that.

Good night, jelly.
Good night, peanut.

Good night, butter.
Night.

Good night, mirror.
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