02x16 - Lemon-itis/Duckbird Alert

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "PB&J Otter". Aired: March 15, 1998 – October 15, 2000.*
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Series centers on the Otter family who live in the rural fishing community of Lake Hoohaw.
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02x16 - Lemon-itis/Duckbird Alert

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pb&j ! Yea !

♪ ooo-ooo-oodle-ay ♪

♪ oodle-ay ♪

♪ ooo-ooo-oodle-ay ♪

♪ oodle-ay ♪
♪ ahh, oodle-ay ♪

♪ ooo-ooo ♪
♪ pb&j, pb&j ♪

♪ oodle-ay ♪
♪ pb&j, pb&j, pb&j, pb&j ♪

♪ oodle-ay ♪
♪ pb&j, pb&j ♪

♪ doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-day-oh
doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-day-oh ♪

♪ doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-day-oh
oodle-ay-oh ♪

♪ open up the new day-oh ♪

♪ jumpin' up a-to play-oh ♪

♪ everybody just say so ♪

♪ ooh-ahh ♪
[ quacking ]

♪ oooh, oooh, oooh ♪
♪ ohh-a-yea-oh
yea-oh ♪

♪ oodle-ay-oh ♪

♪ oooh, oooh ♪
♪ mother, father
sister and brother ♪

♪ oooh-ooh ♪
♪ all the family now ♪

♪ oodle-ay-oh ♪

♪ oooh-ooh
oodle-ay ♪

♪ oodle-ay-oh ♪

oodle-ay !

[ Whooshing,
beeping ]

Excellent, commander jelly !
Turning left, speed five.

Planet hahoo,
here we come !

[ Making flying,
crashing sounds ]
the duck has landed !

One small step
for the otter--

One giant leap
for the duck !
[ Laughing ]

I'm first !
[ whooshing ]
huh ?

[ whooshing continues ]

[ Together ]
greetings, earthlings !

Wow ! Are those--
bucky spacebeaver
hover helmets !

[ Together ]
cool !

Hey, I saw those
on tv.

Man, they're awesome.
Can I try one ?

Yeah,
me too, me too !

Bootsie ?
Ootsie ?

- [ Together ] no way !
- [ All ] please ? Please ?

- Can I try one ?
- Mm--

The least we could do
for these poor kids...

Is let them
watch us hover.

Oh, yes, ootsie.
Fun !

[ Whirring ]

It's not as fun watching
someone else have fun...

As it is
having fun yourself.

[ Sighing ]
yeah.
[ beeping ]

Hey, where are you going ?
We have to rush on to play
in our new spaceship.

It's real !

Father had it flown in
from space command
this morning.

Well, have fun playing in that--
[ chuckles ]
sandbox.

No, ootsie,
it's not a sandbox.

It's--
[ giggles ]
a spaceship !

[ Bootsie and ootsie
laughing ]

Okay, where were we ?
Turn left !

speed five !
I don't feel like
playing anymore.

[ All ]
me neither.

Mom ! Mom !
Do you think dad has...

Some bucky spacebeaver
hover helmets
on the store boat ?

No,
I'm sorry, peanut.

- [ All ] oh, man !
- Now, kids, those helmets
are very expensive.

Yeah, but mom,
the snooties have 'em.

Well, the snooties
have lots of things
we don't have.

I gotta have
one of those helmets.
I just gotta !

Here, dear.
I made your favorite.

Crawfish ravioli.
Yea !

- Mm, thanks, opal.
- Good day at work ?

- Yeah, it was pretty good.
- I bet he made
a lot of money today.

Now he can buy you
one of those helmets !

[ ernest ]
the muskrats came in today.
[ opal ] how are they doing ?

well, they had
another rough month.

So I loaned them
a whole bunch of supplies.

For free ?
Oh, dear.
I'm so proud of you.

So you didn't
make any money ?

well, no.
not today.
the snooties have money.

Peanut, the muskrats
needed help.

That's why
it was nice of your father
to help them out. Right ?

Yeah, I guess so.

[ snooties laughing ]

Boy, the snooties
sure are up early.

I would be too,
if I could hover.

Yeah, but peanut, how could
we ever get enough money
to buy a hover helmet ?

There's gotta be some way.
We've got to think.

Hmm.
I've got it !
Let's do a noodle dance.

That's how we always get
our best ideas.

No way !
Oof !
[ Giggles ]

- I'm not dancing.
- [ snooties laughing ]

Boy, sounds like
the snooties...

Sure are having fun
with those helmets !

Okay, it's an emergency.
Let's dance.



♪ noodle
use your noodle ♪

♪ noodle
do the noodle dance ♪



I've got it !
We'll have a yard sale...

And sell
all our bedroom furniture !

That's great !
But what'll we sleep on ?

- Oh, yeah.
- I know !

we get into one of those
super underwater sub
thingies...

and find
a sunken pirate ship.

Boom ! We get all
these gold coins.

[ peanut ]
i like your idea, jelly.
but finding gold...

is probably
harder than finding
a bucky spacebeaver helmet.

- Hmm.
All right, new plan. We wait.
- We wait ?

Maybe somebody will send you
a bucky spacebeaver helmet
as a present.

[ knocking ]
come on !

[ opal ]
i'll get it.

[ Giggling ]
wait for me !

[ Giggling ]

Well, good morning,
mr. Muskrat. Come in.

- Mornin', mrs. Otter.
- [ Whispering ] that's sure
a hover helmet-sized box !

- Come on, hover helmet !
- Well, what brings you
by today ?

Well, ernest did me
and my family a big favor
yesterday,

And I just wanted to bring
y'all a little something
from my garden.

oh, mr. Muskrat.
you didn't have to do that.

Just my way
of sayin' thanks, ma'am.
Y'all have a great day now !

Bye-bye !
[ Peanut ]
what is it, mom ?

- Open it, mama !
- Please, please, please !

Boy, oh boy,
oh boy !
Is it a hover helmet ?

No, it's gold.
It's gold !

It's not gold, jelly.
It's a lemon.

- A giant lemon !
- It's called a jumbo lemon.

Isn't it wonderful ?
I'll sure put this
to good use.

I wanted a helmet,
but what do I get ?
A big, giant lemon !

Sauteed lemon
with lemon sauce !

- Dig in, everybody.
- But mom,

We already had
lemon muffins for lunch.

And peanut butter
and lemon sandwiches.

Now, kids, we should
be thankful that...

The muskrats gave us
such a nice present.

If you finish your dinner,
I've got dessert.

lemon ice !
oh, man.

I think I'm getting
lemon on the brain.

♪ lemon pizza, lemon steaks ♪

♪ lemon syrup on lemon cakes
lemon noodles, lemon flakes ♪

♪ All this lemon's
hard to take ♪

♪ lemon breaded, fried
and dipped, lemon boiled
and chopped and chipped ♪

♪ Lemon omelets, lemon soup ♪
♪ what's an otter
gotta do ♪

♪ We want something different
like we used to eat ♪

♪ Something mellow
nothin' yellow ♪

♪ Anyone for
a lemon treat ♪
[ groaning, sighing ]

[ Together ]
♪ lemon roll-ups, lemon fluffs
now we've really had enough ♪

♪ Lemons thin and lemons thick ♪
♪ any more and I'll be sick ♪

♪ We want somethin' different
not lemons on parade ♪

♪ Somethin' mellow
nothin' yellow ♪

♪ Anyone want
some lemonade ♪
[ sighing, groaning ]

Man !
We have too much lemon
for one otter family.

Maybe we could share it
with somebody.

[ bell dings ]
that's it !

- It is ?
- We'll open a lemonade stand !

We'll get rid of all the lemon
and we'll make a ton of money.
[ cash register ringing ]

Yeah ! Then you can buy
your own hover helmet.

Let's go ask mom
if we can have
the rest of that lemon.

♪ If life hands you lemons
that sour plans you've made ♪

♪ Make your life
taste sweet again ♪

♪ Turn lemons
into lemonade ♪

♪ Lemonade ♪
♪ lemonade ♪

♪ We'll make some
homemade lemonade ♪

Lem-ade ! Yeah !
[ Giggling ]

[ Butter and peanut
giggling ]

Three pitchers !
We're gonna make a fortune.

Yeah.
We're gonna be rich.

- Get your lemonade here !
- fresh lemonade !
- lem-ade ! Lem-ade !

Lemonade !
Whoo !
You wanna buy some ?

Oh.

- Munchy ?
What's the matter ?
- Where are you goin' ?

I don't have any money.

Uh--
munchy ?

Come here, buddy.
You're one of my best friends.
I'll give you one for free.

Ow, wow !
[ Slurping ]
mm.

Mm-mm !
That's the best lemonade
I ever had.

- Mm.
- Lemonade ! All right !

But I wish I had
some money to buy some.

Uh, okay, flick.
For you, it's free.

Aw, thanks, y'all !

Hit me again !

- [ Munchy ] mm.
- Drink, drink !

Peanut ?
Not for me.
I'm "lemoned" out.

There's pinch !
Can we--
why not ? Hey, pinch ?

Free lemonade !
Mm.

Hey, peanut.
How are we gonna get rich...

If we keep giving all
the lemonade away for free ?

Don't worry.
We've still got
two pitchers left.

- Huh ?
- [ Screaming ]

- [ crashing ]
- sorry, sorry. My fault.

Only half a pitcher left.
We're busted.

Ohh--
hold on.

Peanut, you're rich !

Huh ? What are you
talking about ?
Look who's coming.

- [ Jelly ] with their tongues
hanging out.
- [ Panting ]

Oh, thank goodness !
Lemonade !

I hope it's chilled.
Quick, peanut,
we're parched !

Of course,
you know that this is
top-quality lemonade.

It's gonna cost you,
um--
[ peanut ] nothing.

- We're giving it away
for free.
- Bu-bu-but--

[ Gulps ]
ahh.
Thank you !

What'd you do that for ?

It wouldn't be fair
to charge them.
We didn't charge anybody else.

Oh, man !
Yeah.

I guess it's
bye-bye helmet.

Huh ?

Hey !
They're coming back.

We were thinking,
since you shared
your lemonade--

Free turns
with the hover helmets !
Step right up !

[ All cheering ]
[ munchy ]
way to go, ootsie and bootsie !

Ernest, I'm
so proud of our kids.

Do you know
what they did today ?

They made lemonade
and shared it
with all their friends.

Well, that was
mighty nice, kids.
Aw, it was nothing.

They take after
their father, I guess.

And now,
as a special treat,

Leftover
crawfish ravioli !

- With lemon sauce ?
- No.

A side of lemon ?
no.

- Lemon stuffing ?
- No, sorry.

Pb&j used up the last
of the jumbo lemon.

[ Cheering ]
yeah !
No more lemon-itis !

[ All laughing ]

Oh, wanda !
Oh, hey, snooties.

Listen, we're gonna
be out all day--

We're going
to the poodle club
for poodles.

And we're expecting
a lot of packages to be
delivered to our house boat.

So please leave them
on our deck. Thanks.

Well, all right, I'll--
[ choking ]
be glad to.

Great, baby butter.
That looks just like you.

Cool.
Check out mallard man.

- Say, ernest !
Ernest otter !
- Hey, edouard.

Since we'll be out all day,
please leave any deliveries
on our deck. Thanks.

Okey-doke.
...and we'll take
toy number 9103,

and toy number 9104,
and--
hey, ootsie and bootsie.

- Who are you talking to ?
- We're ordering expensive toys
from our new poodle catalog.

- We thought you
already had everything.
- Oh. We will have everything,

Just as soon as
we order everything
out of this catalog.

[ Whispering, indistinct ]
oh, yes. Sorry.

I don't mean to rub it in.
After all, we have
so much more than you.

Oh, yeah ?
Well, I got something
you don't have.

Oh, really ?
Like what ?

Like-- like-- wings !

You don't have wings ! Yeah !
What's the score on wings ?

The duck, two,
the poodles, zip !
Score !

He sh**t, he scores !
Hey, yeah ! That's right.
You don't have wings.

- Flick has wings !
- Well, what's the point
of a duck having wings--

When you don't fly !
[ Laughing ]
[ laughing ]

I could fly
if I wanted to.

I just don't want to !
Don't worry about it,
flick.

- Let's finish our drawings.
- Yeah, come on, flick.
Let's keep drawing.

Nah.
I'm not in the mood.

- I'll see you later.
- He looks kind of upset.

Yeah.
Let's go cheer him up.

[ Grunts ]
[ quacking ]

Blecch.

Awesome !
[ Laughing ]
I'm flying ! I'm flying !

Ow !
Aw, flick,

So what if you don't know
how to fly yet.

Big deal !
Yeah, flick,
you're just a kid.

Your mom
will teach you how.

Yeah, she's trying.
But I'm not getting it.

[ Together ]
hmm... Huh ?

Look, guys, thanks,
but I just want
to be alone right now.

Boy, I sure wish
we could help flick
learn to fly.

- Hi !
- Hey, kids.

The watchbirds !
Jelly, are you thinking
what I'm thinking ?

- They can fly
and flick can't ?
- Exactly !

Peanut, you've got that
"I've got an idea" look
on your face.

- Peanut, wait up !
- I can fly,

I can't fly,
I can fly,

- I can't fly !
- Hey, flick, I've got it.

You need
flying lessons !
Flying lessons ?

Sure, and I know
where you can get some.

From some
real expert fliers.

Oh, yeah.
The watchbirds.

They can teach you
how to fly, for sure.

Really ?
You think so ?

- Sure. No problem.
- Yeah, flick.

After a couple of lessons,
you'll be flying higher
than anybody.


Hey,
maybe you're right.

♪ Maybe it's true
what I can do
fluttering sound ♪

♪ Floating on the ground
imagining ♪

♪ I'm flapping my wings
and flying ♪

♪ High up above, like a dove
I never knew such a view ♪

♪ Look at me
wait'll you see me flying ♪

♪ Wha-at relief ♪

♪ No more grief
as I soar ♪

♪ Rising high into the sky
sailing by like never before ♪

♪ Look, it's true
what he can do
fluttering sounds ♪

♪ Floating around
what a thing ♪

♪ He's flapping his wings
and flying ♪

♪ I-it's so great ♪

♪ He couldn't wait
to soar ♪

♪ What a blast
he's flying at last ♪

♪ Swooping past
like never before ♪

♪ Maybe a dream, but it seems
it's all so real
I finally feel ♪

♪ One of these days
I just may be flying ♪

[ All ]
♪ flying, flying ♪

Let the flying lessons begin !

Hey, where are
you guys going ?

- Flick's going
to learn how to fly.
- Wow ! Can I watch ?

- Sure !
- [ Pinch ]
this is so exciting.

Flick's first flight,
and I was there.

Okay, flick.
Up you go.
Yeah, flick.

This way
to the flying lessons.

Why can't they just
give me flying lessons
down here on the ground ?

- [ Shouting encouragement ]
- hmmph.

Wow, look at him go !

[ Whimpering ]

Flick, are you okay ?

No, I am not okay.
I'm a failure !
I'll never fly !

We better go get the watchbirds
and have 'em start
his lessons in a hurry.

Right.

Hey,
where are they ?
Where could they be ?

Wait a minute.
If the watchbirds aren't here,
who's watching the lake ?

Well, I'll just do
a quick lake hoohaw
perimeter check.

wait a minute !
watchbird alert !

Watchbird alert !
[ Others ]
what is it ?

Mrs. Raccoon is delivering
all kinds of packages
to the snooties' boat.

Big emergency, jell.
Ootsie and bootsie
are getting more toys.

[ jelly ] hey, here comes
daddy. He's delivering
some packages, too.

i don't think
daddy and mrs. Raccoon
can see each other.

[ Grunting ]

[ munchy ]
that's a pretty big package.

[ pinch ]
and that's an even bigger one.

Uh-oh.
I think they're delivering
too many packages !

Oh, no !
The snootie boat !
I-it's gonna sink.

a*t*matic underpants ?

Inflatable pet camel ?
[ Chuckles ]

These poodles
really do have
just about everything.

[ Shouting warnings ]

It's no use.
They can't hear us.

We've gotta warn them !
And fast.

But how are we gonna
get over there quick enough ?

I think it's noodle dance time !
Well, it better be a fast dance.



♪ noodle
use your noodle ♪

♪ noodle
do the noodle dance ♪



I've got it !

flick's been wanting to fly.
now's his chance.

he flies over there, and boom !
he's a big hero !

I don't know, jell.
Flick couldn't even
climb the ladder.

[ twangs ]
[ screams ]

Maybe we better
keep thinking.

I've got it !
I'll chew on this watchtower...

Till it's just
a pile of sawdust !

How's chewin'
on the watchtower
gonna help us ?

- It'll calm me down.
- Look, the boat's
getting lower.

Flick, can you think
of anything ?

The snooties' boat is sinking,
and we have to tell dad
and mrs. Raccoon !

Hmm.

[ Squawks ]
bubbles !

- Hey, I got it !
- [ Peanut ] flick's got it.

I'm gonna need
butter's bottle !

[ Giggles ]

- Thank you.
- Oops.

Catch, bubbles.

Okay, bubbles.
You gotta get that bottle...

Over to mr. Otter
as fast as you can !

[ Munchy ] go fast, bubbles !
[ Pinch ]
swim, bubbles. Swim !

Swim, bubbles !

Hmm ?

Bubbles ! What did
you do that for ?

oh, hey, ernest.
i didn't know you were there.

Same here, wanda.

Hmm.
Maybe bubbles is trying
to tell us something.

- A flying duck ?
- [ Together ]
turn it over ! Other side !

- Look !
- It's a picture
of the snooties' boat,

And it's underwater.
[ Gasps ]

Oh, my goodness !
Wanda, look how many packages
you and I delivered.

Oh, dear !
One more package
and this houseboat...

Will sink
right to the bottom
of lake hoohaw.

Wow !
A bass who can draw !

No, bubbles didn't draw it.
They did.

While we were busy
doing our daily rounds,

This young duck
used his noodle
and saved the day !

So today,
we make you an honorary
lake hoohaw watchbird.

[ clapping ]

- I think you mean "watchduck."
- Boy, flick, you should really
be proud of yourself.

[ All cheering ]

Yeah.
But I still can't fly.

You know, flick,
I was a late flyer myself.

- You were ?
- Yup.
You're just not ready yet.

But one day,
your mother will teach you
to be a great flier.

I promise you that.

Ernest,
edouard snootie just called.
He's very upset.

Says you didn't deliver
one of his packages.

Well, I guess
I better go explain.
Let's go, kids.

Sink ? my houseboat ?
Why, that's ridiculous !

But, edouard.
Even my store boat
sank a while back...

When we overloaded it
for a camping trip.

Ernest, puh-leeze !
Don't worry yourself
about it.

Just load on
the last package.

Okay.
I tried to warn you.
[ Grunts ]

You see ?
My last package is none other
than the "anti-gravity 3000."

Specially designed
to keep your boat afloat.

[ Electronic beeping,
warbling ]

Well, I guess I shouldn't
have jumped to conclusions.

Indeed !
When will you learn that
a snootie boat is unsinkable ?

Um, er...
Edouard ?

It simply will not
go down !
[ Chuckles, barks ]

Uh, edouard, it's not down
you have to worry about.
Huh ?

[ Snooties shouting ]

[ snooties ]
somebody call somebody !
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