02x18 - The Ice Moose

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "PB&J Otter". Aired: March 15, 1998 – October 15, 2000.*
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Series centers on the Otter family who live in the rural fishing community of Lake Hoohaw.
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02x18 - The Ice Moose

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pb&j ! Yea !

♪ ooo-ooo-oodle-ay ♪

♪ oodle-ay ♪

♪ ooo-ooo-oodle-ay ♪

♪ oodle-ay ♪
♪ ahh, oodle-ay ♪

♪ ooo-ooo ♪
♪ pb&j, pb&j ♪

♪ oodle-ay ♪
♪ pb&j, pb&j, pb&j, pb&j ♪

♪ oodle-ay ♪
♪ pb&j, pb&j ♪

♪ doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-day-oh
doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-day-oh ♪

♪ doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-day-oh
oodle-ay-oh ♪

♪ open up the new day-oh ♪

♪ jumpin' up a-to play-oh ♪

♪ everybody just say so ♪

♪ ooh-ahh ♪
[ quacking ]

♪ oooh, oooh, oooh ♪
♪ ohh-a-yea-oh
yea-oh ♪

♪ oodle-ay-oh ♪

♪ oooh, oooh ♪
♪ mother, father
sister and brother ♪

♪ oooh-ooh ♪
♪ all the family now ♪

♪ oodle-ay-oh ♪

♪ oooh-ooh
oodle-ay ♪

♪ oodle-ay-oh ♪

oodle-ay !

and they heard tim exclaim
far away as he flew,

"Happy hoohaw to all...

And to all a haa-hoo."

[ Pb&j ]
haa-hoo !

Mom,
is that story true ?

Old tim ?

Well, some folks think
he's just a made-up story,
but you never know.

I hope he brings
my bucky space beaver
spacesuit.

- And my loop-de-loop
airplane !
- Dolly !

Well, now you kids make
your wishes tonight,

And we'll see what's under
the antlers in the morning.

Yeah !
[ Giggling ]

- [ Giggling, gasping ]
- honk, honk.

Old tim !
The ice moose !

What do you think of my new
ice moose costume ? It's for
tomorrow night's pageant.

I guess the costume's
pretty good.
Cool !

Now, don't forget
to wish for some snow.

Can't have a good hoohaw hoo
without snow on the ground.

Butter, you see
that big, shiny star ?

That's the star
of hoohaw hoo.

[ jelly ] you see, butter,
on hoohaw hoo eve, if you
make a wish on that star,

Old tim the ice moose
and his sugarplum ferrets
will make it come true.

But first you have to
turn around three times.

Then you make
ice moose antlers.

Then you make your wish
and go, "honk, honk, honk."

You ready ?

♪ On the eve of hoohaw hoo
there's a star in view ♪

♪ high above ice mountain
twinkling just for you ♪

♪ With a dream in mind
turn around three times ♪

♪ And wiggle finger antlers
like the great ice moose ♪

♪ make a wish and then
honk once and twice again ♪

♪ Hop one-two
add a haa-hoo too ♪

♪ And maybe on the day ♪

♪ Of hoohaw hoo ♪

♪ Your wish
just may come true ♪

♪ when you open up your eyes
look into the skies ♪

♪ And through the darkness
shines the brightest star ♪

[ peanut, jelly ]
♪ make that wish and when
you see the star begin ♪

♪ to sparkle
just a little more ♪

♪ then you'll know ♪

♪ it's the star
of hoohaw hoo ♪

♪ winking back at you ♪

♪ telling you your little wish
got through ♪

♪ And maybe on the day
of hoohaw hoo ♪

♪ Your dream
just may come true ♪

[ all ]
♪ your dream just may ♪

♪ come true ♪

[ Laughing ]
yea ! Whee !

I hope I got
my loop-de-loop airplane.
I hope I got my spacesuit.

[ jelly ]
i hope, I hope, I hope !
[ yawns ]

Ohh.

Okay, let's see what else
you-- I mean, the ice moose
brought me.

Is it the
speedy penguin sled ?

Or is it the formula six
race car with remote control ?

Or mallard man and the vast
league of superhero ducks ?

Underpants !
Thanks, old tim.

i must be the luckiest duck
on lake hoohaw.

[ jelly ]
okay, that's the top.
butter and I got the head.

Maybe we should
find a top hat.

There !

- Here's his eyes.
- Antler.

Thanks, baby butter.

Ta-da !
Yeah !

[ ernest ]
honk, honk, honk.
hey, kids !

Your mama finished making
your costumes for the pageant.
Come and try 'em on.

Coming, daddy !
Come on, butter.

Hold still.
Put your arm in here.
Like this, mama ?

Oh, you're gonna
be so cute.
I want mine too, dad.

There.
Now let me look at you.

Oh, isn't that adorable ?

Aren't they
the cutest sugarplums ?

Hold still.
Say "ice moose" !

Ice moose.
[ shutter clicks ]

[ Sneezing ]

Opal, could I see you
for a-- [ sneezes ]

Minute ?

Is aunt nanner ready
for the pageant rehearsal ?

I'm afraid not, peanut.
Seems poor nanner woke up
with the otter flu.

She's gonna have to
stay in bed and rest.

But she's old tim.
She's the star of the show.

Yeah, she always
plays the ice moose.

- Not this year, kids.
- I can't believe it.

But who are we going
to get to be the ice moose ?
No ice moose ?

Now, kids, don't worry.
I'm sure you'll think
of something.

[ Peanut ]
come on, flick.
No way !

This holiday
bores my beak off--
infinity ! Ohh !

[ jelly ]
just hold still.
that's it.

aw, flick, come on.
now the head.

Nice !
You look perfect.

- I am not perfect !
- Well, I guess we better
start practicing.

Okay, places !



Hey !

Old tim, over here,
stage left.

I'm a beautiful
raccoon princess.

I have everything
in the world that a raccoon
could possibly want.

Wait a minute.
That's not how it goes.

You're supposed to be the poor
raccoon who doesn't even have
two sticks to rub together.

Oh, all right.

Now, what can I wish for
from old tim ?

I'd better sit down
on this rock and think.

Whoa !
I can't remember
my lines.

Munchy, you're a rock.
You don't have any lines.

Hey, where's scootch ?

Yeah, scootch is supposed
to be the hoohaw hoo star
in the sky.

yaaaah !

Sorry, sorry.
My fault.

Speak to us, flick.
Speak to us.

[ Groaning, spitting ]

That's it !
I quit !

But you can't.
You're the ice moose.

Stop calling me that !
Ice moose.
What a lot of hooey.

I am o-u-t
outta here !

Ice moose, no !
Please come back !

[ Butter ]
bye-bye, moo-moo.

What are we
gonna do now ?
Don't worry.

Peanut'll think
of somethin'.
Right, peanut ?

We're doomed.

Mama, can I go outside
and play ?

don't go too far,
dear.

wait !

Oh ! Come back !

[ Grunting, giggling ]

[ Sighing, shivering ]

[ peanut ] ice moose !
[ jelly ]
come back, ice moose !

It's the ice moose !

[ Gasps ]

Wh-- stuck !
[ Grunting ]

[ Angry grunt ]

Ooh !
Huh ?

- What are you lookin' at ?
- The ice moose !

I just saw
the ice moose !
What ?

I saw him walkin' over there,
and then he disappeared
right behind that tree.

The tree ? Oh !
You must've--

No, you saw--
ah, cheese and crackers !

I told ya, he's not here !
Now go home !

You work for him ?
You his friend ?
What's he like ?

Now, look, kid,
I told you--

- [ Shivering ]
- what'd you wish for, anyway ?

Uh-- uh--
what ? What ?
Spit it out !

I would really love
a piece of candy.

That's it ?
A piece of candy ?
What else ?

And a new hat.
A new hat ?

Well, that's easy.
You got it, kid.

All he wants
is a piece of candy
and a new hat ?

Oh, man, how pitiful
can you get ?

Are you
the moose's helper ?
What ?

Who, me ?
The ice moose's helper ?

But I just
saw him a minute ago.
You must be his helper.

No, kid,
I'm tellin' ya--

Ah, all right, kid.
Have it your way.

Let's say I do
work for the moose man.
Now, are we done here ?

Well, I had one more wish.

[ Whispering ]

What ?
You wanna fly ?

But-- but
that's impossible.
You're a mouse !

Not for old tim.
He makes all wishes
come true.

[ simon's mother ]
simon ? Simon ?
where are you, sweetheart ?

Well, I gotta go,
mr. Moose helper.
Thank you !

Look, kid,
forget flying !

i don't even know
how to fly yet,
and I'm a duck.

- Bye-bye !
- You hear me ?
No flying !

Mama, mama !
The ice moose is coming !

He's gonna make
all my wishes come true.

Happy hoohaw hoo,
flick.

Did old tim make
your wishes come true ?

Oh, hello, mrs. Raccoon.
Thank you for asking me
about my wishes.

What a load of hooey.

yaaah !
huh ?

[ Giggling ]

Ahh !

Uhh-- yaah !
[ Laughing ]

I would really love
a piece of candy.
A-ha !

no candy, flick.
huh ?

- It's not for me.
- Flick ?

- Honest !
- Well, okay.

Now, just one.

Nah, too big.

That should do it.

Oh, hey, flick.
Hi, flick.

Pb&j, uh,

I-- I need your help.

You need our help ?
I thought we needed
your help.

Yeah, we needed you
to be the ice moose,
and you wouldn't do it.

Now the whole pageant
is ruined.

Oh, all right already.
I'll be in the pageant.

You will ?
Yea !

Okay, okay !
Watch the feathers.

Now, are you gonna help me
or not ?

[ flick ]
just a little closer.

Couple more inches.

- I don't think we can
hold you much longer.
- There !

Flick !
Flick, watch out !

[ Gasps ]
the ice moose !

Uh, hurry, hurry !
He's coming !

[ peanut, jelly ]
pull !
aaah !

Ice moose ?

Thank you, ice moose !

I wonder if I can fly.

[ Giggling, grunts ]

Well, I know you'll make
my last wish come true.

Right, old tim ?

He wants to fly ?
Why did you
promise him that ?

I didn't promise him
anything.

He wished it
on the ice moose.

Sorry. Brrr !

Oh, man, I really wanted
to make that little mouse's
last wish come true.

But how do you get
a mouse to fly ?

Flick duck,
I have no idea.
Huh ?

And that means it's time
for a noodle dance.

That's how peanut,
butter and I always
get our best ideas.

I'll do some thinking
for flick's sake,
but no dancing.



♪ noodle
use your noodle ♪

♪ noodle
do the noodle dance ♪



- I got it !
- What ? What happened ?
What ?

He's real tiny, right ?
So we load him
into a catapult,

and whee !
[ giggling ]

[ flick ]
hold it. Won't he crash ?
[ jelly ] you're right.

Yeah, and he still
won't think he's flying.

Right. So we make him
some tiny wings !

[ jelly ]
we fly him, and boom !
[ giggling ]

[ Giggling, gasps ]

[ thud ]
[ peanut ]
boom is right.

I think we're thinking
about this the wrong way.

Well, he's so tiny.
Maybe he could hitch a ride
with someone who can fly.

- But who do we know
who can fly ?
- Yeah.

Who do we know
who can fly ?

Oh, no !
I'm not gonna fly
for no mouse !

Uh-uh. No way !
No, no, no !

Oh, come on.
You know you're
gonna fly someday.

No time like the present.
All you gotta do is learn.

- No.
- Ah, flick, think
of the little mousie.

All right !
Let's get this over with.

♪ If there's somethin'
hard to do ♪

♪ Climbin' a tree
or crossing a creek ♪

♪ Maybe a flip or trip
or take a dip ♪

♪ Or maybe you bend
your beak ♪
ouch !

♪ Practice makes perfect ♪

♪ You gotta try
and try again ♪

♪ Every time you fall
and get up, you win ♪

♪ just try and try again ♪

Ooh, that's gotta hurt.

How ya feelin',
flick ?

I think I'm losin' altitude,
not to mention feathers.

You're kind of flying.
Just keep trying.

♪ You know, all those birds
up in the sky ♪

♪ never made it
on the first try ♪

♪ What looks so tragic
can turn to magic ♪

♪ Try and try
you can reach the sky ♪

♪ Practice makes perfect ♪

♪ You'll find that strength
within ♪

♪ doin' somethin' new
takes time to do ♪

♪ just try and try again
my friend ♪

♪ just try and try again ♪

I think he's makin'
real progress,
don't you, peanut ?

Yeah, flick, I think
you're really startin'
to get the hang of it.

He better hurry up.
The sun is going down.

Oh, it's no use.
I can't fly.

I'm so scared of heights,
I can barely jump.

- He's got a point there.
- Peanut !

Oh, man, I really wanted
to make that little mouse's
wish come true,

But I just can't.

I can't !
Wait,
I know what to do.

Make a wish on the ice moose.
He'll make you fly.

Don't you guys get it ?
That's just a bunch
of hoohaw hooey !

There is no ice moose !

No moo-moo ?
Don't worry, butter.
He's just a little cranky.

Okay, folks.
Is everybody ready ?

Time to celebrate
the great hoohaw hoo !

[ All cheering ]
[ cap'n crane
honking ]

We've got plenty
of hot chocolate
and cookies.

Plus there's gonna be
a bonfire, and I brought
the marshmallows.

[ Cheering ]

Let's get started.
Ready, everyone ?

- Well, what are we gonna do ?
- There's no way flick
will come ?

He said if he can't fly here,
he's not coming.

He's not coming.
Uh, you kids ready ?

Come on, let's get started.
Maybe we'll think of something
once we get goin'.

Sweetheart,
I made you some more pie.

You really don't feel well
enough to go to the pageant ?
No.

Well, you call me
if you need me.

Ice moose ?
Bah ! Hooey !

[ Snoring ]

Why, you're
the ice moose !

Hello, flick duck.
H-- hi !

Flick duck,
I saw how hard you tried
to learn to fly today.

Your heart's in
the right place, and you know
what I'm gonna do for you ?

What ? Sprinkle magic
hoohaw dust so I can fly ?

No, I'm going to encourage you
to keep trying.

Wait a minute. That's it ?
Aren't you going to do
any magic ?

The best magic
comes from you, flick.

Oh, one more thing.
You've got to get
a big running start.

- A big running start ?
- It's always worked for me.

So that's what I've
been doing wrong.

- Yes !
- Flick, you're
feeling better.

Yeah, mom.

Okay, running start.

[ Yelling ]

Come on ! Come on !
Wh-whoa ! Whoa !

Whoa !
I'm flyin' !

Ah-ha-ha ! Aah !
Wow ! Wow !

Wow ! Wh-wh-whoa !

Whoa. That hurt.

I'm rich
and I'm beautiful,

And I'm in the mood
for two sticks
that I can rub together.

Oh, dear, I don't think
those are the lines
we rehearsed.

Hark,
the ice moose cometh !

Hark,
the ice moose cometh !

But he cometh
very slowly ?

♪ When you open up your eyes
look into the skies ♪

♪ And through the darkness
shines the brightest star ♪

♪ Oh, star of hoohaw hoo ♪

♪ Are you winking
back at me ♪

♪ And telling me
my little wish got through ♪

♪ Is there really magic
on hoohaw hoo ♪

♪ My dream
may not come true ♪

Well, this is it.

[ Gasps ]

Oh, well,
maybe next year ?

♪ my dream may not ♪

♪ Come true ♪

[ flick ]
whoa !
huh ?

Whoa-whoa ! Whoa-whoa !
Whoa-whoa !

Whoa-whoa !
Ugh !

Simon fieldmouse,
you wished upon the star
of hoohaw hoo...

And asked
if you could fly ?

Uh, yes, sir, I did.

What are you,
a comedian ?

[ Lower voice ]
I mean, don't you know
mice can't fly ?

Oh. Sorry.

Don't worry about it,
because i, the great
and powerful ice moose,

Have decided
to grant your wish.

- Hop aboard.
- [ Gasps ]

[ Giggling ]
you weigh quite a bit
for a little mousie.

Okay, here we go.
Hang on tight !

[ Grunting ]

Yea !
[ Laughing ]

- No, no, butter !
- My line. My line !

Yaaah ! Yaaah !

What a night.
Here I am, a rich
and powerful princess,

And all I ask for
is two sticks to rub together.

But can the ice moose
do it ? No !

I hope the ice moose
cometh soon.
I wanna eat.

Watchbird alert !
Watchbird alert !

[ All exclaiming ]

[ cap'n crane ]
it's the ice moose.

- Simon ?
- Whee !

How do you stop
this thing ?
Aaah !

[ Laughing ]
[ grunts ]

The ice moose
has landed !

- [ Cheering ]
- mommy !

[ Chuckling ]

You can fly !
Way to go, flick.

Now I just gotta work
on my landings.

♪ The joy that we feel ♪

♪ Is our love
that's so real ♪

♪ Like the light
of a star ♪

♪ Blessings shine
near and far ♪

♪ Hoohaw hoo
hoohaw hoo ♪

♪ Happy hoohaw hoo
to you and you ♪

♪ Hoohaw hoo, hoohaw hoo ♪

♪ Happy hoohaw hoo
to all of us too ♪

♪ The ice moose came down ♪

♪ Spreading good cheer
all around ♪

♪ Just like the love
that we live ♪

♪ As we share
and we give ♪

♪ Hoohaw hoo, hoohaw hoo ♪

♪ Happy hoohaw hoo
to you and you ♪

♪ Hoohaw hoo, hoohaw hoo ♪

♪ Happy hoohaw hoo
to all of us too ♪

♪ Good will and good cheer
be with you ♪

♪ throughout the year ♪
[ opal ] and they heard tim
exclaim far away as he flew--

[ old tim ]
happy hoohaw to all,
and to all a haa-hoo !

♪ happy hoohaw hoo
to all of us too ♪
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