03x02 - The Funky Band/The Singin' Kid

[bunniefuu]

pb&j ! Yea !

♪ ooo-ooo-oodle-ay ♪

♪ oodle-ay ♪

♪ ooo-ooo-oodle-ay ♪

♪ oodle-ay ♪
♪ ahh, oodle-ay ♪

♪ ooo-ooo ♪
♪ pb&j, pb&j ♪

♪ oodle-ay ♪
♪ pb&j, pb&j
pb&j, pb&j ♪

♪ oodle-ay ♪
♪ pb&j, pb&j ♪

♪ doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-day-oh
doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-day-oh ♪

♪ doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-day-oh
oodle-ay-oh ♪

♪ open up the new day-oh ♪

♪ jumpin' up a-to play-oh ♪

♪ everybody just say so ♪

♪ ooh-ahh ♪
[ quacking ]

♪ oooh, oooh, oooh ♪
♪ ohh-a-yea-oh
yea-oh ♪

♪ oodle-ay-oh ♪

♪ oooh, oooh ♪
♪ mother, father
sister and brother ♪

♪ oooh-ooh ♪
♪ all the family now ♪

♪ oodle-ay-oh ♪

♪ oooh-ooh
oodle-ay ♪

♪ oodle-ay-oh ♪♪

oodle-ay !

we'll call ourselves l.h.f.b.

The lake hoohaw funky band.

[ All ]
yea !

You get to play
washboard, munchy !
All right !

And you get to play
the coffee can, pinch !
Thank you.

- [ Giggling ]
- yaa !

Sorry. Sorry.
My fault.

Hey, flick.
Come join the band !

- Flick !
- Just a second !
[ Mumbling ]

Ha ! All right !

Mallard man lives
to quack another day !

Flick, do you want
to be the drummer ?

Cheese and quackers !
If mallard man could
only see me now !

[ "Drums" clanking ]

Let's rock !
[ Shell-sax toots ]

♪ You sing a note
and I'll sing too
sing it straight or curlicue ♪

♪ Any honk or howl will do
for friends like me and you ♪

♪ We're all together
fur and feathers
just because ♪

♪ We're flappin' our beaks
and wings, and clappin'
our feet and paws ♪

♪ Yappin', yowlin', quackin'
howlin', happy just because ♪

♪ We're friends and neighbors
playin' loud on lake hoohaw ♪

♪ There's nothing better
than a crowd, so play along
and sing out loud ♪

♪ Ripples movin' 'cross a pond
friends go on and on ♪

♪ We're all together
fur and feathers
just because ♪

♪ We're flappin' our beaks
and wings, and clappin'
our feet and paws ♪

♪ Yappin', yowlin'
quackin', howlin'
happy just because ♪

♪ We're friends and neighbors
playin' loud on lake hoohaw ♪♪

By the way, ootsie,
did daddy get you...

The "turbo-tronic 1000 upgrade
for your remote control ?

No, bootsie.
I talked him into getting me
the turbo-tronic 2000.

It's twice as good
as the 1000.

Oh !

[ ootsie ]
game over. I win.

Fine with me.
All this exercise
is making me tired.

[ Yawns ]
[ laughing ]

Well, it sounds like
someone is having fun.

Without us ?
The nerve !

[ Chair whirring ]

[ ootsie gasping ]
just as I suspected.
everybody's over at pb&j's !

And they are definitely
having fun.
[ Together ] without us !

Ootsie, it just
doesn't make any sense.

- We have all the latest toys,
am I right ?
- Right you are, bootsie !

And we have the greatest games
money can buy, don't we ?
You know we do.

Well then, i say those kids
should be playing with us
on our side of the lake,

Instead of
on the other side
with pb&j !

Ootsie, I agree 100% !

Well, I have a plan.
Listen close.

There's a--
[ indistinct whispering ]

[ Chuckles ]
why, ootsie,
you naughty little poodle !

I love it !
[ Both snickering ]

[ "Drums" clanging ]

- Psst. Flick.
- Aaah ! A talking bush !

Shh. It's ootsie.
And bootsie.

Cheese and quackers !
Scare the feathers off my back,
why don't ya !

- Flick, why are you banging
on that pile of junk ?
- It's not a pile of junk.

Well, it's not
just a pile of junk.
It's pb&j's homemade drum set.

Well, banging on somebody's
garbage doesn't seem like
much fun at all to me.

[ Sighs ] it really is a shame.
We thought you might
like to play with our new...

mallard man
remote-controlled
action car 3000.

Show it to him, bootsie.

Mallard man
action car 3000 !

You wanna come over to our side
of the lake and play with it ?

[ Moaning,
drooling ]

- Huh ?
- [ Teapot whirring ]

[ horn beeping ]
huh ?

Wow ! a*t*matic wood !

Hmm ?
[ Laughing ]

Ahhh.

[ Shell-sax tooting ]

Hey !
Where did everybody go ?

Hey. Where's
the lake hoohaw funky band ?

It's like they
just disappeared.

[ giggling, laughing ]

Come on !
Let's go find out who took
the funky out of our band.

Yeah !
Let's get funky !

[ giggling, laughing
continue ]

- [ Together ]
wow !
- [ Laughing, giggling ]

outta the way !
comin' through !
v-v-varroom !

- I'm a*t*matic wood man !
- Sorry, my fault.
[ Giggles ]

Sorry, my fault.
Sorry, my fault.

oh, hello, otters !
what brings you
to this side of the lake ?

Well, we were just starting
a funky band over at our house.

But now everyone's
playing over here.

My, my, sounds like
you have a problem.

Looks like your funky band
turned into a funky trio.

[ Both laughing ]

Um, does anybody want to come
back over to our house ?

We were having
so much fun, remember ?
Me ! Me !

Yeah. Cool
why not ?

Wait !
Just a moment,
everyone !

Bootsie,
we're losing 'em.
Come on !

[ Together ]
whoa !

[ Excited chattering ]

Pb&j, we'll be
right back over...

As soon as I try out
this deluxe hydro thingy 3500 !

Okay,
we'll be waiting.
Yeah, see ya.

Bye-bye.

I don't think
they're ever gonna
come back and play with us.

Yeah. We don't have
a chance against all those
fancy, schmancy toys and games.

Hey, I know. What we need
is a babbleberry pie !

Mom'll let us bring
a babbleberry pie over to
the snooty side of the lake.

And we'll tell everybody
they can have some pie...

If they come back here
and play with us.
Yum !

[ Giggling ]

hey, everybody !
[ both ]
huh ?

- Anybody want some
homemade babbleberry pie ?
- Pie ? I'm in !

[ Scootch ] I want some.
[ Flick ]
is there enough ?

- [ Both gasping ]
- hey, I know. Let's go eat
this pie back at our house !

yeah.
then afterwards maybe we can
play some funky music again ?

Great idea !
That would
be wonderful !

oh, yoo-hoo !
would anyone care for this
mountain of ice cream...

Molded into the shape
of your heads ?

Mercy me !
I don't know whether
to eat it or climb it !

- [ Munchy, flick, pinch ]
whoa !
- We just got ice creamed.

How do they do that ?

What's an otter gotta do to get
friends around this place ?
A noodle dance.

I bet if we noodle,
we'll be able to figure out
a way to get our friends back.

I don't know, jelly.
I don't feel too much
like dancing.

♪♪

♪ noodle
use your noodle ♪

♪ noodle
do the noodle dance ♪♪

- I got it !
- Huh ? What ?
What happened ? What ?

We'll just get one
of those swirling thingies...

And hypnotize our friends
into coming over
and playing with us.

[ flick, munchy, pinch ]
must play with pb&j.

Must play with pb&j.

That might work. Do you have
a hypnotic, swirling thingy ?
Well, no.

How about this ?
We'll just laugh really loud...

And sound like we're having
more fun than they are.

And they'll be so jealous,
they'll be begging
to play with us again.

[ All laughing ]
[ peanut ]
are we having fun or what ?

[ flick ]
i haven't had this much
ice cream in my whole life !

[ Collective grunt ]

I guess it's hard to fool
your friends if they're not
even paying attention.

- Hey, I just thought
of something.
- What ?

I don't think we should
have to fool our friends
into playing with us.

Or give 'em stuff,
or anything.

Yeah ! Let's just think
of something else to do.
Yeah !

- [ Train whistle tooting ]
- who wants some candy
to cleanse their palates ?

No thanks, ootsie.
[ Belches ]

- I'm not feelin' so hot.
- Yeah, my dolls and I
both have a tummy ache.

Excuse me, ootsie.
This helmet's batteries
ran down. I'm sorry.

Not to worry, g*ng. We have
plenty of other fabulous toys,
like this one.

[ Beeping, twittering ]
♪ ta-da ♪

What does it do ?
[ bootsie ]
how should we know ?

i can't put my finger on it,
but it feels like there's
something missing here.

[ Pb&j laughing ]

♪♪ [ Funky music ]
[ giggling ]

I know who I'm missing.
Pb&j !

Yeah ! I mean,
the toys are fun and all,

But we have the most fun
when we all play together !

Come on, everybody.
Let's go play with pb&j !

- [ Both ] pb&j ?
- Come on !

[ Both whining ]
nooo--

[ Together ]
hey, pb&j !
Hey, everybody !

You're back !
[ Both laughing ]

We missed you, pb&j !

We missed you guys too !
Yeah. We were
afraid you liked...

Those fancy toys
more than you liked us.

- No way, pb&j.
- Sure we were having fun
with those toys for awhile.

But not as much fun
as we were having when
we were all playing together.

No toy can ever replace
friends like you, pb&j.

- And no batteries required.
- Yeah !
Let's play that funky music !

Let's play !
[ All cheering ]

[ pb&j ]
all right !

- hey, ootsie and bootsie ?
- do you two wanna play
this homemade glockenspiel ?

Ootsie ?
Bootsie ?
We'd love to !

♪♪ [ Funky music ]

♪ You sing a note
and I'll sing too
sing it straight or curlicue ♪

♪ Like ripples
moving 'cross a pond
songs and friends go on ♪

♪ We're all together
fur and feathers
just because ♪

♪ We're flappin' our beaks
and wings and clappin'
our feet and paws ♪♪

Well, ootsie and bootsie,
how do you like
our lake hoohaw funky band ?

I think it's smashing !
[ Bell chimes ]

Absolutely !
But it might sound better
on the poodle side of the lake !

[ All ]
bootsie !
[ Nervous giggle ]

Just kidding ?
[ All laughing ]

[ crowd chanting ]
odela ! Odela ! Odela !

I can't believe it.
My favorite singer
in the whole world...

Right here
in lake hoohaw !

Ladies and gentlemen, give
a big lake hoohaw welcome...

To odela otter !

♪♪ [ woman vocalizing ]
[ crowd cheering ]

♪ Inside of me
there's a great big voice ♪

♪ Sayin', girlfriend
I've got no choice ♪

♪ I'm a star
got my limousine ♪

♪ My face is on the front
of every magazine ♪

[ Screaming ]

♪ This otter's got to do
what a otter do ♪

♪ Everybody's lovin' me
now through and through ♪

♪ Stage and screen
yeah, I'm a star machine ♪

♪ I'm the biggest little thing
to hit the scene ♪

♪ I'm the biggest
little thing ♪

♪ This lake has seen, yeah ♪♪

Wow ! What a star !

are you ready, dad ?
ready !

[ Giggling ]
now !

[ Bell dings ]

[ Pb&j laughing ]

[ man on p.a. ]
attention, please. The singing
tryouts are about to begin !

I've gotta
give this a try !

Hey, where did everybody go ?

♪ A cut above the rest, ha ♪

♪ We're lovin'
our feathered nest ♪

♪ Where
all the chickadees agree ♪

♪ there's no place
we'd rather be ♪

♪ We're flockin' and a-rockin'
for goodness sake ♪

♪ Talkin' 'bout
hoohaw lake ♪♪

Yeah ! Ha !
Don't change.
You're beautiful !

Tough crowd.
Okay.

Last, but certainly not least,
we have jelly otter !

[ applause, cheers ]
♪♪ [ intro ]

♪ From the start we take
what we've been given ♪

♪ From our heart
everything that we do ♪

♪ Never part from the love
that we're livin' ♪

♪ And to our friends
we've gotta be true ♪♪

[ cheers, applause ]

Jelly !
Jelly !
Way to go, jelly !

well, I want to say
that all of the singers...

Were really amazing...
In their own way.

So, it was
a very tough decision.

But the judges have decided
the winner is... Jelly otter !

Wow !
I'm the winner ?

Thank you, mayor jeff.
Thank you, everybody.

Congratulations, jelly.

Your song will be
a highlight performance
on the last day of the fair.

Jelly !
Nice goin', jell.

- Thanks, peanut.
- I wish I could sing
at the fair.

But I gotta admit it, jelly.
Ya sure sang great !

Thanks, flick !
You know, jelly.
You're going to be a star.

Wow ! A star ?

♪ everything may come to you ♪

♪ But above it all
you gotta be true ♪♪

Wow ! Singing at the
lake hoohaw county fair !

I've really
hit the big time now.

[ Fans screaming ]

Maybe I'll even get
a record deal like odela otter.

[ dream fans ]
jelly ! Jelly ! Jelly !
[ pinch ] jelly !

Jelly.
Jelly.

- Hey, pinch.
- Jelly, it's time
for our dress-up tea party.

Sorry, pinch. I don't have
time for any dinky tea parties.

After all,
I'm a famous singer now.

Wow. I've got
a million things to do
before my big performance.

- Jelly play ?
- No time !
We have work to do.

Okay, butter, all famous singers
need a personal assistant.

So you will be my
personal assistant.
Okay.

- I'm gonna need
cool clothes and sunglasses !
- [ Babbling ]

A special hairdo,
a private dressing room...

With fancy bottled water.
Water !

And lots of little peanut butter
and jelly sandwiches.
Pb&j !

Smooth, not crunchy.
smooth !

- Have you got
all that, butter ?
- [ Giggling ]

Space creatures have us
surrounded, ranger peanut !

We can't
hold 'em off much longer !

Especially with these
cardboard tubes.
Shh.

We're pretending,
remember ?

Fear not, ranger munchy.

Ranger jelly and ranger butter
will help us fend them off.

- Stop !
- Hey, butter.

Do you and jelly want
to play space rangers with us ?

Sorry.
No autographs right now.

But if you leave your name
with my personal assistant,
butter,

I might be able
to give you one later.

[ Both ]
"personal assistant" ?

This is our best castle ever !

And the prettiest.
[ jelly ]
♪ sometimes things ♪

♪ Can go so wrong ♪

♪ But I know I'm not alone ♪

♪ Friends and family
keep me strong ♪

- ♪ Deep down I know I belong ♪♪
- [ all ] be careful !

Our castle !
Heads up !
Whoa !

- You've wrecked our castle !
- Why don't ya watch
where you're walkin' ?

Why don't you watch
where I'm walking ?

Jelly otter,
what are you doing ?

Hmph !

[ Crowd chattering ]

[ man on p.a. ]
welcome, everybody to
the lake hoohaw county fair !

What do you guys
want to do next ?

[ man on p.a. ]
and now the main stage
is proud to present...

a special performance
by jelly otter !
[ cheering ]

Come on, guys.
She is my sister.
And she's still our friend.

okay, jelly.
you're up next. Good luck.
I'm ready, mayor jeff.

♪ If your dreams
seem all so ♪

[ Flat ]
♪ far ♪♪
[ gasps, coughs ]

And now, let's have a nice hand
for a great young singer.

- Jelly otter !
- [ cheers, applause ]

Jelly... Otter !
[ cheers, applause
continue ]

Uh, excuse me, folks.

- i'm sure she'll be out here
any second now.
- [ crying ]

Jelly,
what's the matter ?
It's my voice.

What happened to it ?
[ Hoarsely ]
I guess I was singing so much,

I just overused it.

Oh, peanut,
what am I gonna do ?

Hey, maybe your throat
is just dry.

Here,
drink some lemonade.

[ Slurping ]
hey, that's great lemonade !

Well, peanut, I think there's
only one thing left to do.

You go buy me
another lemonade ?

Actually, I was hoping
we could do a noodle dance.
Please, peanut ?

Well, I'll think,
but I can't promise
I'll dance.

♪

♪ noodle
use your noodle ♪

♪ noodle
do the noodle dance ♪♪

I've got it.
I'll just take some
magic voice spray and presto !

My voice
will be good as new.
That would be great, jelly.

Do you have
any magic voice spray ?
Hmm, I guess not.

I wish I could lend you
my voice for a little while.
That's it !

i could build a voice borrower
machine and take my voice out
and give it to you.

[ Beeping ]
[ garbled speech ]

Do you know how to build
a voice borrower machine,
peanut ?

Not exactly.
But it does give me
an even better idea.

- Maybe we could all lend
you our voices for a while.
- Huh ?

What if the whole lake hoohaw
funky band sang with you ?

But I acted like such
a show-offy big sh*t.

Do you really think anyone
would wanna help me ?

I know they will, jelly.
That's what friends
are for ! Let's go.

So then the duck says,
"well, if I quacked like that,

I wouldn't need
the talcum powder !"
[ Laughing ]

- Man, tough crowd.
- Mayor jeff--
[ indistinct whispering ]

Uh-huh.

Folks, it's time to continue
with our scheduled program
wi-with one slight change.

Please welcome
the lake hoohaw funky singers !
[ cheering ]

♪ If your dreams
seem oh, so far ♪

♪ Just remember
who you are ♪

♪ Everything
may come to you ♪

[ All ]
♪ but to yourself
you gotta be true ♪

- ♪ From the start ♪
- ♪ we take what
we've been given ♪

♪ From our heart ♪
♪ everything
that we do ♪

♪ Never part ♪
♪ from the love
that we're livin' ♪

♪ And to our friends
we gotta be true ♪
my voice, it's back !

[ audience cheering ]
♪ sometimes things
can go so wrong ♪

♪ But I know
I'm not alone ♪

♪ Friends and family
keep me strong ♪

♪ Deep down I know
that I belong ♪

♪ In a mirror you can see ♪

♪ Anything you want to be ♪

♪ Everything may come to you ♪

♪ But above it all
you gotta be true ♪

- ♪ From the start ♪
- ♪ we take what
we've been given ♪

- ♪ From our heart ♪
- ♪ everything that we do ♪

♪ Never part
from the love
that we're livin' ♪

♪ And to our friends
we gotta be true ♪♪
[ whistling, applause ]

Wow ! What a show !

[ Hoarsely ]
everybody. There's something
I want to say to all of you.

I just want to say that
I'm sorry for acting like
such a big show-off before.

i guess I was trying
so hard to be a star,

i kind of forgot how
to be a good friend.

But you guys are
the best friends
an otter could ever have !

And I won't ever
forget that again.

Thanks, everybody.
[ Together ]
you're welcome.

Now let's get back
to the fair !
[ All ] yeah !

- [ All gasping ]
- hooray for the lake hoohaw
funky singers !

[ cheering ]

[ All giggling ]