02x06 - Can't Stop Dancing/The Ant Thief

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02x06 - Can't Stop Dancing/The Ant Thief

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They can climb great heights
To do what's right

The Spidey Team is on the scene

Swinging, spinning, crawling the walls

The Spidey crew do it all

They're your friendly
Neighborhood spiders

And their teamwork can't be tighter

-♪ Whoa-oh!
-♪ Hoo-hoo!

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh

-♪ Go, webs, go!
-♪ Hoo-hoo!

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh

It's time to Spidey swing

With Spidey and his amazing
Spidey and his friends

They're your friendly
Neighborhood spiders

-♪ Whoa-oh!
-♪ Hoo-hoo!

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh

-♪ Go, webs, go!
-♪ Hoo-hoo!

Whoa-oh-oh-oh

It's time to Spidey swing
With Spidey and his amazing

Spidey and his amazing

Spidey and his amazing friends!

[Spidey] "Can't Stop Dancing."

[grunts]

I've got this side!

And I've got this side.

-Now!
-Now!

[Spin] And done!

Nice!

Meet the Superheroes Day!

Looks great!

Thanks for coming early to help set up.

Thanks for inviting us.

Yeah. We've never been invited
to a Meet the Superheroes Day.

We couldn't wait to get here
and see what it was like.

You're going to love it!

People come
from all over the city just to meet us.

So, there's food, games?

We shake hands, pose for pictures?

Yep, and just talk to people.

We work hard to keep this city safe.

It's nice to actually meet
the people we're helping. [chuckles]

Plus, I get to smash stuff.

People love it when I smash stuff.

Like a brick!

Hulk smash!

And a rock.

Hulk smash!

And a coconut. [chuckles]

-Hulk smash!
-[thuds]

Huh?

[Ghosty] Wow, that is one tough coconut.

[chuckles] Yeah, tougher than the table.

We'll help you
put the table back together.

Uh, If you don't mind, while you fix that,
I'd like to go over my presentation.

Presentation?

I've never done
one of these events before,

so to prepare, I came up with a whole list
of things to talk about.

I'll start with a speech I wrote
about the science of Spidey technology.

Topic one is about robotics.

-[both] Uh…
-[Spidey] Topic two is chemistry.

Topic three i--

Huh? Wait, wait.

I lost topic three,
and there were seven more after that!

[giggles] Spidey! You don't need
a bunch of topics.

Yeah, we're just here to meet people.

Relax, Spidey.

Have fun with it.

You'll do great!

You think so?

I know so.

Come on! We better finish setting up.

Oh, yeah!

Ms. Marvel and Reptil will be here
any minute.

-It won't be long before the event starts.
-[cackling]

[all gasp]

Oh, there won't be any event to come to.

Not after I zap you
with my Boogie Blaster!

Hey, Hulk! Time to dance!

-Look out!
-Look out!

-[dance music playing]
-Ooh. Uh, hey, whoa, hey.

Ah-ha-ha-ha.

[Spin] Green Goblin, what did you do?

My Boogie Blaster is beaming
an irresistible tune into his head.

Are you all right?

Whoa. Yeah, I am.

Aw, can't you hear that song?

What song? I don't hear anything.

It's so fun.

I've just gotta dance!

[panting]

[cackles]

I'm moving my hips
and sliding to the side

I got a feel for the b*at
That I just can't hide

Ho-ho-ho-ho! My Boogie Blaster
zapped a song so catchy into his head

that he can't resist dancing.

-[all grunting]
-[Green Goblin cackles]

[Spidey] You won't be blasting
anyone else if we can help it.

Hyah! Oh, you'll be dancing soon too,

and you superheroes
will be too busy boogying

to stop all my nasty plans.

Consider your plans canceled, Gobby.

-I won't--
-[Hulk] Hey! A little help.

-Huh?
-Ah! I'm about to boogie into stuff!

I better help Hulk.

We've got Gobby!

[grunts]

[grunts]

Oops! I didn't mean to do that!

Can you try dancing in one place?

I wish I could,
but I can't control my feet!

Well, then I better move faster
than your feet!

-[Hulk grunting]
-[Spidey grunts]

Thanks, Spidey! Hoo!

-[grunts]
-You're the best, Spidey!

-[grunts]
-Thanks again!

[groans]

-[gasps] Hey, it's Reptil!
-Hi, Reptil!

Hey, everyone! How you doing?

[grunts] Hah!

Reptil! Reptil!

[speaking Spanish]

Can you turn into a dinosaur for me?

Sure thing! Go, dinosaurio!

[roars]

-Wow!
-Would you look at that!

Come see me and all my friends
at the Meet the Superheroes event.

I'm on my way there now!

Not anymore you're not! [cackles]

[dance music playing]

[speaking Spanish]

I can't resist that song!

Uh, what song?

[cackles]

Ugh! Get back here, Gobby!

[Spin] Reptil! Oh, no! Not you too!

I've gotta wag my tail
And give it a twist

That song's got a b*at I can't resist

Wait!

For a dinosaur, he's a very good dancer.

Look out! I can't stop!

[gasps]

[yelps]

No, no, no!

[screams]

[Spin grunting]

-[Spin] Whew!
-[Spidey] Look out!

Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Oh, yeah! Sorry!

Hang on, Hulk! I'll slow you down! Whoa!

[Hulk laughing] Woo!

Or maybe not!

Oh, no! Where's Reptil?

[cackling] So much
for your Meet the Superheroes Day, spider.

Whoa! Your little dance party stops now,
Gobby.

Oh, but I just got it started!
[cackles, yelps]

-[grunting]
-Hey, Ghost-Spider.

Looked like you could use a hand.

[Ghosty] Ms. Marvel! Look out!
He's holding a--

Boogie Blaster!

-[dance music playing]
-Oh, wow, this song!

I've got to move. I've got to groove!

Oh, no! Now Ms. Marvel has
Gobby's music in her head.

[cackling] Look at her dance! [singing]

[yelps, screams]

[grunts]

[grumbles, sighs]

Ha! Boogie Blaster Day is so much more fun
than Meet the Superheroes Day.

[humming]

[Ms. Marvel grunts]

-[grunts]
-Sorry!

Whoa! [grunts]

[humming]

-[Ms. Marvel] I gotcha!
-[pedestrian] Thanks.

Uh-huh!

Hey, my kite!

Sorry! I'm hopping and a-bopping
and there's just no stopping!

I'll try to keep you
from breaking anything.

Oh-ho! These super silly superheroes are
causing so much destruction.

Maybe I'll just stay and watch.

-Whoa!
-Yes! [cackling]

-[Hulk] Hah!
-This will be gibbledy gobbledy good!

-Hah!
-[Spidey] Watch out!

Hah! Oh!

-Sorry! I'll fix it later!
-We promise!

-[Reptil roars]
-Oh! No! Be careful! No!

-[both screaming]
-Look out!

[both groaning]

[both] Thank you!

Oh, sorry!

I got you, buddy!

[Spin yelping] Sort of.

Whoa!

-[snaps]
-Ugh, I can't stop Reptil.

I can't stop Hulk.

I can't stop dancing!

They all want to stop themselves
from dancing, but they can't!

-[Ms. Marvel humming]
-[laughing] Woo!

Of course not!

They'll never stop dancing

as long as my Boogie Blaster is beaming
its boogie-woogie beats right into them!

Ho-ho! Watch them go! What will
they boogie-woogie bash through next?

Did he just say the Boogie Blaster is
still beaming music into everyone?

Yeah, so what if we grabbed
the Boogie Blaster and destroyed it?

Maybe the music would stop.

And everyone would stop dancing.

Great! Then let's go get it!

And boogie-woogie break it in two!

-[Spin grunts]
-Ah! Spiders!

[all grunting]

-[Green Goblin yelps, grunts]
-[all grunting]

Oh, no. [yelps]

[screaming]

Whoa!

[grunts]

Whoa!

Hey! Are you okay?

-Oh, we're all right.
-[dance music playing]

Yeah! 'Cause we've got
the moves and the grooves!

-And they're dynamite!
-And they're dynamite!

[sighs] Not you too! I've got to get
that Boogie Blaster somehow.

[Gobby screaming]

[yelps]

I'll get you!

Gobby's coming back!

Spidey! I know what you need to do!
You've gotta dance!

Uh, dance?

Gobby will think
you got hit by the Boogie Blaster!

Yeah! He'll think you're busy dancing,
then you can surprise him.

But just start dancing? Like how?
Fast? Slow? Uh, I don't have any music.

Just make up some music in your head!

Yeah! Just relax and have fun with it.
You'll do great.

[cackles]

Okay, um, uh--

Okay. Like that, and a little of this.

Oh, little spiders!

Dance, Spidey, dance!

Hey! I'm doing it! This is kind of fun!

Ooh, what's this?

Looks like I zapped this one already,
and this one too!

But this one?

Huh?

I'm dancing! Ooh. Uh-huh!

[laughs] Yeah!

Huh, guess I zapped him too.

Look at you all!
Dancing your little hearts out.

Meet the Superheroes Day is ruined,

and I can cause all the trouble I want,
because nobody can stop me!

Oh, no, you can't!

-Huh?
-[grunts]

[Gobby screaming]

[groans]

-[gasps]
-[music stops]

Whoo-hoo!

[music stops]

-Huh?
-[laughs]

-Oh, yeah!
-[music stops]

Huh? [yelps]

Phew, that was close.

Uh, but how?

I don't understand. I thought
I zapped you with my Boogie Blaster!

Nope. Turns out that even without any
preparation, I'm a pretty good dancer.

[fan 1] I've been looking forward to this.

[salesperson] Anybody want popcorn?

-[fan 1] It's Ms. Marvel.
-Can I shake your hand?

Oh, Reptil, so cool!
Look at him transform!

Oh, wow!

Hulk smash!

[fan 2] Smashed a watermelon?

Can I get your picture?

-Hi, Spidey.
-Hi there. What's your name?

Tabitha. I like to fly my kite
and draw pictures and dance.

Have I got good news for you.
I just invented a dance.

I call it the Wibble-Wobble Web Spin!
Want to learn it?

Yay!

-[dance music playing]
-So you wibble. Then you wobble,

-then you web spin! Whoa! Yeah!
-[giggles]

[fan 3] That is a wibble-wobble
if ever I've seen one.

[fan 4] Look at that Spidey. Wow!

[both giggling]

Looks like Spidey's having
a pretty good time.

So am I, 'cause there's
one thing I've just got to say.

There's nothing more fun
than Meet the Superheroes Day.

-[both laughing]
-Yeah! Whoo-hoo!

Hey, I'm pretty good at dancing after all.

[people cheering]

[Miles] "The Ant Thief."

Thanks for dropping us off, Mom.
See you later.

Come on, Miles, hurry.
We don't want to miss this.

Usually, I'm the one
who can't wait to get to the museum.

What are you so excited about?

You'll never guess.

Oh, a new art exhibit?

Some kind of ancient drum kit?

-[laughs] Nope.
-[bell chimes]

Check this out.

Old McDonut's Farm.

A doughnut truck?

Yep. I heard some people
talking about it on TV.

They're supposed to be
the best doughnuts in town.

Whoo! This Glazed Turnip Twist is divine.

Wait, what? Glazed Turnip Twists?

These doughnuts are all made
from natural, healthy ingredients.

Broccoli Buttermilk?

Brussels Sprinkle Sprouts?

-[bell chimes]
-I love veggies, but in a doughnut?

The Yammer Jammer
is supposed to be super good.

It's a jelly doughnut
made from sweet potatoes.

That does sound good. Let's order.

Thanks so much.

-One Yammer Jammer, please.
-[alarm blaring]

-[gasps]
-Uh, sorry, I'll have to come back later.

I think that's the security alarm
at the museum.

We'd better suit up and check it out.

It's Spidey time!

Spider-Man, Spider-Man
Spider-Man, Spider-Man, Spider-Man

They'll use
Their best detective skills

Combine their science smarts

And they'll put their heads together
'Cause they're brave and clever

It's time to Spidey save the day

Spin!

Spider-Man, Spider-Man

Ghost-Spider!

Webs out!

Lock all the doors! Seal the windows!
There's been a robbery!

[alarm continues]

[sighs] The superheroes have arrived.

Don't worry, Mr. Von Carnegie.
We're here to help.

Thank goodness!

Someone has stolen
the royal diamonds exhibit.

Did you see what the thief looked like?

That's just the thing.
Nobody's been near this display.

It's as if those jewels
just got up and left.

That's weird.

I mean, it's not like diamonds can walk.

I'm not so sure about that. Look.

[Spin] Huh?

We've gotta stop that diamond.

It's gone into this hole in the wall.

That's probably where the others went too.

Those diamonds are hundreds of years old,
and worth a fortune.

If there were only some way
to go in after them.

-Actually, there is.
-Yeah.

We know some big heroes
who can go into teeny-tiny places.

-[Wasp buzzing]
-Hmm.

Aha!

I found your baseball card.

-[both] Huh?
-This should only take a second.

[grunts]

Okay, Wasp. It's all you.

Right.

-Got it.
-[groans]

-Here you go.
-Gee, thanks, Ant-Man and Wasp.

Yes, thank you.

You're very welcome.

[Spin] Calling Ant-Man and Wasp.

There's trouble at the museum,
and we could use your help.

We're on our way.

Looks like we've got a job to do.

See ya later.

-Thanks again.
-[Wasp yelps]

Bye.

[Ant-Man] Got here as fast as we could.

-Who said that? [gasps]
-[Wasp] We did.

-Ant-Man and Wasp!
-[gasps]

Fascinating!

How did you do that?

It's all very scientific.

You see,
there are these tiny particles I created

that allow the body to change size, and--

And we're ready for action!
How can we help?

Oh, yeah, what she said.

A whole bunch of diamonds
seem like they just disappeared.

We saw it go into this hole in the wall
somehow.

I'm thinking that's where
all the other diamonds went too.

Okay, we'll shrink down and go after them.

It's gonna be really dark in there.

Well, we could help.
We have Glow Suit tech.

Yeah. If you shrink us down too,
we can help you see where you're going.

We can shrink you down with these.

These are shrink discs.

We throw them on people or things,

and they use those particles
I told you about, to--

It's shrinking time!

[laughs] Right again, Wasp.

-Whoa.
-I know, right? [giggles]

[Wasp] Whoo-hoo!

Stupendous.

[Ant-Man] Okay, team, let's go to work.

[Ghosty, Spin grunt]

[Spin] Whoo-hoo!

-[Ant-Man] Ha!
-[Wasp] Whoo-hoo!

Good luck, you brave tiny superheroes.

-[Spin grunts]
-[Ant-Man] Whoo.

Using your Glow Tech to light the way
was a great idea!

Anybody see any sign of the diamonds yet?

I just see a whole lot of empty tunnel.

[gasps] Actually,
I think I see something in the tunnel!

I'm gonna have a look.

Huh, I don't think
the diamonds went through here.

They would've had to break through
this stuff.

What is that stuff?

We know exactly what that is.

-It's spiderwebs!
-Spiderwebs!

Yikes!

Quick! Let's seal the entrance.

-Whoa.
-[Spin] Oh.

Sorry, friend.

No time to play.

You okay, Ant-Man?

I am now.

Ants, I can handle,

but I'll leave the spiders
to the spider experts.

Hey, look. Here's another way we can go.

All right, everyone.
Keep an eye out for anything.

Hmm.

But most of all,
keep an eye out for spiders.

I'd like to avoid any more spiders.

-Wait, I think I see something.
-[gasps] A spider?

No, something shiny.

That's the diamond we saw walking away.

[Spin] But it wasn't walking after all.

It was being carried by an ant.

An ant? Nice.

Looks like I'm the expert now. [laughs]

[grunts]

Hey there. Wanna tell me
where you're going with that diamond?

Shouldn't you be more careful around it?

Yeah. Compared to us, it's pretty big.

No problem.

-I can talk with ants, right, buddy?
-[ant vocalizing]

-[gasps]
-Oh, no.

-Hey!
-[yelps]

Ow, that's a little tight-- [yelps]

[shouts] What was that about? I'm Ant-Man.

Ants love me. It's right there in my name.

[ant vocalizing]

Quick! He needs our help.

Go, webs, go!

Hey! Over here.

[Ghosty grunts] Gotcha!

[pants, yelps]

Look, he's wearing some kind of helmet.

-What's up with that?
-Let's find out.

-It's okay. I'm trying to help you.
-[ant vocalizing]

[groans] Hold still now.

[ant vocalizing]

There. I bet that feels better, huh?

You wanna talk to me now?

-[ant vocalizing]
-[chuckles]

Okay, boy.

[Spin grunts]

This looks
like some kind of mind-control device.

Someone was controlling that ant's brain
to make it steal the diamond.

Look at the design.

Eight tentacles to hold it in place.

Eight tentacles, like an octopus.

This has got to be the work of Doc Ock!

Hey.
I was just chatting with Antonio here.

-[Antonio vocalizes]
-Oh, his name is Antonio, by the way,

and he told me that his whole family
had to wear these helmets

that made them do bad stuff,

and guess who did it?

-Doc Ock!
-Doc Ock!

Wow, good guess.

He's going to lead us to her.

What are we waiting for? Let's go!

[Antonio vocalizing]

[all grunt]

[cackles]

Excellent.

My ant mind-control devices
worked like a charm,

and now all these precious,
beautiful diamonds are mine!

Look, there's Doc Ock.

And the diamonds.

Good work, Antonio.

[Antonio vocalizing]

What? Your family is in that jar?

Don't worry, Antonio. We'll save 'em.

Okay, I've got a great plan.

I think we should all stay small
and spread out.

Then climb up the table and spread out--

-I'm going in!
-Okay. Or we could do that.

Give up those diamonds, Ock!

What? Ant-Man and Wasp,
and Ghost-Spider and Spin?

No!

Hang on, Antonio.
It's going to be a bumpy ride.

[Doc Ock] Don't! No! Stop it!

Leave me alone!

-[grunts]
-Whoa.

Stop right there!

-[Doc Ock grunts] Enough of this!
-[grunts]

Time to make my getaway.

-[Ant-Man yelps]
-Not if we can help it!

No!

Oh, no! Your family!

No time to chase after those ants.

-I have to make my escape.
-[both yelp]

Come on, Antonio. Let's save them.

-We've got to stop her.
-[cackles]

We need to save the ants.

[yelps, pants]

Don't worry, ant friends!

I'm here to save you!

Ant-Man, look out!

[panting]

-[shouts] Not what I planned!
-Gotcha!

I've got you too.

And I have Antonio's family.

[Antonio vocalizes]

You're welcome, buddy.

[chuckles] Nice.

Come on. Let's get you up to safety.

Whoo. Thanks, everyone.
That was a close one.

-Now to catch Doc Ock!
-She went up that ladder.

Let's swing out!

[all grunt]

-See anything?
-Hmm.

-There! Way down the street!
-[horns honking]

Don't worry.
I know just how to catch up with her.

Whoa.

Okay, Antonio.

-You know what to do. Giddy up! Yeehaw!
-[Antonio vocalizing]

[construction worker]
Hey, look, that's Ant-Man!

Whoa! He's riding a giant ant.

Ha! Those silly superheroes really thought
they were smart enough to catch me!

-[Antonio vocalizing]
-Wait, what? [yelps]

Heigh-ho, Antonio!

Get her!

Put me down! Put me down!

[groans] You're supposed to grab diamonds,
not brilliant supervillains.

-Good job, Antonio.
-[grunts]

Wow! Your little friend
really helped save the day.

Yeah, in a big, big way.

[groans]

There you go, Mr. Von Carnegie.

The Royal Diamonds of the Danube
all back where they belong.

Amazing!

Thank you so much.

Uh, say,
would you like to join me for a doughnut?

I managed to get the last Yammer Jammer.

Thanks,
but if we all shared your doughnut,

there'd be hardly any left for you.

Not a problem.

Oops. Didn't mean to make it that big.

[chuckles]
That's a whole lot of doughnut, all right.

A whole family of ants
couldn't finish that.

-[Antonio vocalizing]
-What did Antonio say, Ant-Man?

He said he and his family wouldn't mind
taking home leftovers.

Well, what do you think?

-[ants vocalizing]
-They say they wouldn't mind either.

[all laughing]
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