01x05 - Masquerade

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Trauma". Aired: September 28, 2009 – April 26, 2010.*
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01x05 - Masquerade

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[EXCLAIMING]

Just another mindless zombie.
Look at this guy right here.

I had him in the rig
last week. Look.

He kept talking about
how much he loved
Annie Leibovitz.

How she has
such a great eye.

You're 500 points
away, man.
Ridiculous.

Five hundred? All right.
Keep me updated.
Keep me updated.

[LAUGHING] Boom!

Two hundred? I have 200?
Two hundred.
Two hundred points.

You dove, bro.

You're giving up?

Dude, had to do it.
Nobody beats Terry
around here.

Nobody!
Weak.

You're weak.
Come on.

Oh, hey.
Hey.

I was just
playing the game.

Didn't b*at Terry's score.
Out of respect. Yeah.

That's a very Tyler way
of paying respect.

I mean,
we all do our thing
in different ways.

You know, Halloween
always reminded me of Terry.

And just k*lling zombies.
So...

I've got to go.
Hey, would you...

Would you show me?
Would you...

You want to play?

Yeah, I want to play.

Are you sure? It's, like,
all zombies and blood
and guts with, like...

Tyler, what do I do
for a living?

That's right.
What do you...
All right. Here we go.

NANCY: Come on.
All right,
take this here.

Okay. You...
Get ready.
Okay. What do I press?

Now press the blue.
All right.
Okay.

Okay. Okay. All right.
See this guy right here?

Don't sh**t him.
Don't sh**t him.

[g*n SHOO TING]
sh**t that guy!
Right there!

[LAUGHING]
This is really terrifying.
Did he really like this game?

Oh, he loved it.
Are you kidding me?

It is so weird.
You know,
he loved things like this.

Like, horror movies
and goblins and demons.

And I don't know,
he had something
for the dark side, I guess.

Come on.

Obviously.

[EXCLAIMS IN PAIN]
What?

[YELLS]

[EXCLAIMING]

[ALL CHATTERING EXCITEDLY]

[WHOOPING]

Come on, man.
Let's go.
Careful. Careful.

[ALL EXCLAIMING]

Oh, man, get it,
get it, get it.

[LAUGHING] Where are
you trying to go?

[HONKING]
Let's go! You're mine!

Come on!

Right here.

Happy
Halloween!

Come on,
let's go!

Check out the fountain!
Check out the fountain!
Let's go!

Hold up.
Hold up.
Hold up.

Here we go.
Aw, this is so sick.

We're going to get caught,
I know it!
This is so sick.

We're not going to get caught.
We're with d*ck Cheney.

On the count of three.
One. Two...

Hey, you! Hey,
I'm calling the police!

Run!

Come on! Let's go!
Come on!

What the hell?

[GASPING]

Phil! Phil! Phil! Phil.

[GASPING]

Call 911!

Yeah.

[GASPING]

CAMERON: The carotid,
the femoral, any of
those arteries will bleed.

But she had to go
and cut her iliac.

How crazy is that?
She sprayed all over the rig.

It was like a busted
fire hydrant.

She lost about 2,000
or 3,000 cc's.
It was a lot of blood.

It was a lot of blood?
Like, it went everywhere?

Yeah, it was crazy.

Yeah. Thanks for the help.

Yeah, you got it.

DISPATCHER ON RADIO: Medic 78,
respond to a flash burn,
possible multi-system trauma.

Got to go.

Let's get to work.

You know what that is,
right? Work?

CAMERON: Medic 78.
We are en route.

How far are the engines?
DISPATCHER: Ten minutes out.

Okay.
We're five minutes away.
Copy.

So, you notice anything
different about the rig?

Any...
Just look around
and name one thing.

What about it?

What about it?
That's good.
That's good.

How about there's
no brain matter dripping
from the ceiling

or blood sloshing
around at your feet?
How about that?

Well, it sounds like you need
a pat on your back.

I don't need a pat
on my back, okay?

It sounds like you do.

Yeah, well, I don't.

Now, see, you're
putting words
into my mouth.

You see that?
Now, I'm just asking
for a little gratitude.

A little appreciation
from my partner.

Hey! Hey!
Is that too much to ask?

$2,000 for a ride
to the hospital?
Oh! Hey. Whoa, whoa.

Okay. Very happy
for you. Back off.

You jerks drive me 10 blocks
and charge me $2,000?

We didn't drive you
anywhere, okay?

Now, remove yourself
from the scene or I will
call the police. Now!

You paramedics
are nothing but a scam!

Oh, we're a scam?

That's a nice range of motion
for a dude in a neck brace.

Hey, buddy.

[GROANS]

You folks give us
a little room here.

Okay, anybody see
what happened?

It was just a prank.
We were just goofing around.

TYLER: Okay, we've got
second-degree burns
on the face.

All right. He's got them
on the chest. Looks like
right dorsal forearm.

Also have lateral
punctate lesions.

All right, burn scale
about 5%. Whoa!

We've got definite
third-degree
cavitation burns, Boone.

Tube him. I'm going
to start the line NS.

Ten millis of
morphine sulfate.

[GASPS]
I've got audible stridor.

Okay, kid.
Kid, listen to me.

We're going to give you
something for the pain.

We need you to relax, okay?

No, his throat's
closing up.
He's clenching.

[PHIL GROANING]
All right.

I'm going nasal.

Okay, here I come.
Here comes the morphine.

Okay, I need you.
I need you on this.

With a Valium chaser.
All right.

TYLER: All right, I got it.
Riddle me this.

I see the burns,
but where's the fire?

Looks like it's chemical.

We stole it from
our chemistry class.

I don't even know
what it is.

Oh, well, if it came
from their class,
it can't be that bad.

We go to the
Science Magnet School.

Of course you do.

How did it light?
Was it fast or slow?
What? What?

I didn't see a match.
He just threw it
down and it...

That's phosphorous. Sir!

BOY: Is he going to be okay?

Yes, sir, can you
get me water? A hose?

Yeah, I'll get a hose.
Yes. Thank you.

[SIGHS IN FRUSTRATION]

You guys know
what you're playing with?
This okay?

CAMERON: Yes.
TYLER: Just say when.

I got the bicarb ready.
Just say when.

When.
Okay.

CAMERON: Get it?

TYLER: Okay.

CAMERON: Okay? Okay.
Let's get him on the board.

You bloodsuckers!

Hey, sir, what did I say
about removing yourself
from the scene?

You sucking bloodsuckers!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hey! No, no, no, no, no!

Not the rig!
Hey, hey, hey!

CAMERON: Hey! Hey!
Tyler! Come on!

We've got to get
this kid out of here!

I've got it. Go.



I'm going to kick his ass.

CAMERON: I've got it.
Go. Go.

Go.

[EXCLAIMS]
I could have walked!

I could have
called a cab!

CAMERON: SFC,
this is Rig 78. We have a
chemical burn patient inbound.

WOMAN ON RADIO:
Copy that, Rig 78.

We are five minutes out.

Hey, Tyler.
Great job on the rig.
Looks real nice.

Hey, Andrea, 100 bucks to
trade shifts with me.

And work Halloween?

Come on. 150.
Not worth it.
Not worth it.

You don't want
to work Samhain?

It's the Celtic
harvest day festival

that inspired
modern-day Halloween.

I'm half Irish, so...
That's a quarter
from both sides, so...

That's half, right?

Bill? 200 bucks
to take my shift.
Come on, Bill.

Mmm-mmm.

[SIGHS]

Listen up!

Everyone's favorite day
of the year has arrived.

Even though some of you
tried to call in sick

and some of your
grandmothers d*ed again,

we're here.
Let's make the most of it.

Nancy and Glenn,
you stage out
in North Beach.

Ramirez. Ponetta.
Take Russian Hill.

All of the rest of you
are going to stage
out of the Castro.

Seriously?
All night in fancy town?

It is going to be
one hell of a party.

Good luck out there.

[ALL CHATTERING]

GLENN: [LAUGHING] Samhain!

RABBIT: Don't you
love Halloween?

What are you smiling about?

Well, most holidays
are boring.

New Year's Eve,
alcohol poisoning.

St. Patty's Day,
bar fights.
But Halloween...

You get everything
and then some.

You are like
Billy the Psycho Kid
on Christmas.

Christmas? Totally boring.
Domestic v*olence.

What is wrong with you?

We've got a couple
that are hammered,
so you can take your pick.

Take the worst first.

All right.

Little early
to start partying, huh?

Early? We started last night!

[ALL WHOOPING]

We've got a pirate in here.
You've got a slutty cat
on the steps.

Wasted. And in here,
you've got a mermaid.

Wasted,
and then some.

Mmm-hmm.

I guess it's the mermaid.
Worst first.

Rabbit, you're up
with Dr. Joe.

Joey, you remember Goldfinger?
You're going to love this.

You're dating yourself,
Rabbit. What have we got?


covered in paint. GCS of nine.

It is stinking to high heaven
of benzene in here.

I've dosed 0,3 mils of epi IM
and 50 of diphenhydramine IV.

How's her breathing?

It's labored.
Nebulizer ready
if the epi don't kick.

Pharynx and larynx?

Distended and swollen.

Sounds like
Phenylenediamine poisoning.

Yeah, that's what I thought.

I'll call the dialysis tech,
but I need you

to decontaminate
the hair and the skin.

Get rid of as much paint
as you can.

RABBIT: Roger that.

What are you doing?

You heard him.
I've got to wash it off.

You're giving a naked co-ed
a sponge bath in my copter?

God, I love Halloween.

CHILD 1: Trick-or-treat!
CHILD 2: Trick-or-treat!

This is yours.
It still comes here.

I did the change
of address thing.

Thanks for not
sending it back.

Sure.

So, how's everything?

Daddy!
Hey!

Look at you, Jo.

Wow! What a great costume.

Can we go?
Well, sure.

[MOTHER LAUGHING]

Hey.
Huh?

What is it?

He's a Lost Boy
from Peter Pan.

Oh.

That your idea?

No. He likes the book.

Oh.

Hey.

Man, I love Halloween.

Yes. I thought I would
cheer the patients up.

Wow. Look at you.
Forget the patients.
I'm cheered up.

Yeah, tonight's
going to be crazy.

I like the way you say that.

Are you like this
with all the women
who work here or just me?

Have you seen
some of the women here?

Look, I know what
I look like to you, Rabbit.

You look like
a fairy princess.

Hmm, I look like
the new girl on the ward.

I get it.
I've heard stories.

And you're interesting.

Gee, thanks.

I'm not going to be
your conquest.

Oh, come on.
It's not like that.

Oh, yeah?
Yeah, it's not?

No, it ain't.

The innuendos
and the flirting...
No.

...and the back and forth?

Don't get me wrong,
I like it.

But I've been to
too many good schools
and worked too hard.

And I've got a little
too much self-respect
to be your plaything.

Wow. You're straight up.

Only with
the interesting ones.

Well, I'll remember that.

I know you will.

Got to go to work.

Hey, has Dr. Joe
seen all that?

No. Why?

Oh, he's going to love it.
He's going to love it.

CAMERON: Hey!
SELA: [LAUGHS] Thank you
for being here.

I've got to get some
candy bars for Tyler, though.

Well, it means
a lot to them.

And to me.
MAN: So cute!

Here you go.
I've got to
re-up on candy.

Oh, get the Crackle ones.
I just love that stuff.

MAN: Great costumes.

Happy Halloween.
Oh, happy Halloween.

Happy Halloween.
Happy Halloween!

Thanks.
AVA: Bye, Gracie.

Okay. Come on, kids.

Gracie has two daddies.

[DISPATCHER CHATTERING
ON RADIO]

Okay, let's go.
Come on. Next house.
Come on.

[VEHICLE HONKING]

I've got to go!

I've got to go
to work. Come on!

SELA: Let's go say bye.

Come on.
Come on. Let's go
say bye to Daddy.

[SELA LAUGHING]
CAMERON: I'm out.

Bye.
Bye.

Happy Halloween!

Bye, Daddy.

Happy Halloween, Tyler.

You want in?
Come on in.

Bye, guys!
Bye, guys!

Bye!
Say bye!

Bye!
Did you wave bye?

TYLER: Candy.
Where's my candy?

CAMERON: Oh, trick-or-treat.

Hey, hey. What is this?

Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Raisins?

Did you really not
get me any candy?

Man, you check out
those dudes over there

with the dresses and wigs on?

What? I always
thought Julia Child
was kind of hot.

What's wrong with that?
No, seriously.

You don't have
a problem with it?

Problem with what, dude?

San Francisco,
or San Francisco
on Halloween?

No. I would like
to take my kids
trick-or-treating

without them waving it
in my kids' face.

What? They were waving it
in your kids' face?

This is not a joke.
They were,
like, just totally...

Stop, man.
This is not a joke.
That's overboard.

What?

What? All right.
I just wanted
a Mr. Goodbar.

You know what?
We should split the holidays
like you said.

I'll do Thanksgiving
and you can have Christmas.

Or we could...
Whatever.
I don't care.

We don't have
to figure this out now.

We'll just...
We'll have our lawyers
draft something up.

And get charged thousands
of dollars for something
we could do ourselves?

Jesus. It's always
about money with you.

Because I don't
have any left.
I don't understand.

Okay. Okay.
Can we just...

Can we just
get through tonight,
do you think?

Fine. Fine.
Possibly?

Thank you.

Where's Jonah? Jonah?

Jonah?
Jonah?

Jonah?

Jonah?

Jonah!
Jonah!

Jonah!
Jonah!

Jonah?

Jonah!

MAN: Come on, Seth,
here we go.

Oh, my God!

Jonah!

Oh, my God!

DISPATCHER ON RADIO:
Angel Rescue 2, we have
a critical pediatric auto-ped,

multi-system trauma.
Confirm you are en route.

That's affirmative.
Angel Rescue 2
is four minutes out.

Copy that, AR 2.

Be advised, LZ
is immediately south
of our rig in Lincoln Park.

You still love Halloween?

About 600 cc's blood loss.
Pulse 130. Resps 35.

See you at City. Ten minutes.

Control,
this is Angel Rescue 2,

we have an
on board, and...

[MOANING]

Oh, damn.

What?

Kid is hurting real bad.

So, give him something.

I can't. Protocol says
you can't give kids morphine

unless it's an isolated
extremity injury.

And he's just banged up
all over the place.

Since when do you
care about protocol?

Since giving him morphine
is going to do him more harm
than good, that's when.

Okay.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Come on, kid.
You're nearly there.

[MOANING]

Hey, hey, buddy.
Can you hear me?
That's it.

Try to think of
something nice, okay?
That's it. Just two minutes.

Two more minutes
and we're there, okay?

[CLUB MUSIC PLAYING]

All right. Let's hear it
for our DJ, p*rn Star,
tonight, ladies and gentlemen.

[ALL CHEERING]

Don't forget about
our costume contest
later on tonight.

We've got some
great prizes for you.

Thank you for all looking
so fabulous tonight.

Dude, she's not bad.

Let me ask you,
you a Skittles man, bro?

Oh, no.
Look at the omelet.

I'm tasting
the rainbow here.

Hey!
Hey!

Sarah Palin's
all messed up.

[LAUGHS] You're preaching
to the choir.
CAMERON: Who?

No, seriously. Come on.
Okay.

Come on.

Sarah Palin.
Come on. Sarah Palin.

I don't know how I'm going
to fix Sarah Palin.

CAMERON: Does it hurt
anywhere else? Sir?

Does pride count?
And it's ma'am
or Mrs. Palin.

Does it hurt when that's...

[EXCLAIMING IN PAIN]

Okay. I think you have
a fractured tibia.
You need to go to the ER, sir.

It's ma'am or Mrs. Palin.

You do know
you look nothing
like Mrs. Palin.

And you look nothing
like the firefighters
in my calendar,

but do you see me
being disrespectful?

Tyler.
Yeah.

I could use your help
over here.

Oh, you need a little help?
Okay, I'll be...

Hold up. Hold up.
You on the list?

No. Do you care?

I've got to care. Sorry.

Sorry yourself, bitch.

Hey, why don't you bring
these old queens back to life?

So young, so dumb.

Oh, so hot.

[CHUCKLING]
The good old days, huh?

BOUNCER: Hey, Kurt.
How are you?

Hey. Gee.
This is great.

So, you're Kurt.
This is...
This is your party.

Nah. It's everyone's party.

Try to keep these kids safe.
God knows I have.

You've got it.

EMCEE: [LAUGHING]
Happy Halloween.
Thanks for coming out tonight.

We are going to party
till we drop.

Oh. Oh!

And here he is,
ladies and gentlemen,
the man of the evening.

The oldest man
in the Castro.

You bitch!

A man who has warmed
every heart here.
Or who has at least tried to.

[LAUGHING]

Friend to all,
Mr. Kurt Davies.

[ALL CHEERING]

And his husband,
Ronnie Davies.

Have fun tonight,
ladies and gentlemen.
And party!

[ALL WHOOPING]

[PHONE RINGING]

[PEOPLE CHATTERING]

Will somebody please
separate the real blood
from the fake blood?

All right, listen up.
Listen up.

You will not be treated
if you are wearing a costume.

And this is your
favorite holiday.

Not even close.

[SIGHS]
Since when?

Hey.

Diana.

Doctor, I've got
an adult female here
suffering from thoracic...

No. You don't.

Not dressed like that,
you don't.

This is not high school.
This is not a party.

If you want to play
dress up, go sit
in the waiting room

and let the real doctors
do their jobs, okay?

Or you can go put on
a pair of scrubs

and at least pretend
that you're a real doctor.

Diana.
Finish what you're doing.

Unbelievable.

You might want to cut
the pumpkin's
tramadol in half

before she
goes into shock.

She's wearing
a padded costume.

She's probably about
than you think she is.

And don't cry.

Okay? Do whatever
you need to do.
Go and punch something.

Yell at someone.
But do not cry.
Not in this ER.

You will never be allowed
to forget it. Okay? Trust me.

I've got a critical.
Dr. Joe, come meet Jonah.

Eight years old,
auto verses ped,
thrown about 20 feet

onto hard pavement
with positive LOC.
GCS started at 13,

deteriorating to eight
en route. Hypotensive at 60,
systolic tachy around 170.

I've put in
bilateral 18 gauges.

One, two, three, go.

Where are his parents?
Be here in a minute.

All right.
Are we good?
Good.

Got to go.
Oh, nice wings.

Fog is coming in.

Tell me about it.
But I ain't
sitting out tonight.

Oh, I wish I could.

You're not kidding?
No.

Hey, you know what?
I did that already.

I sat out for a whole year
after Rotor and Terry d*ed.

And you know
what I learned?
What?

It was more like dying
than the actual crash.

You don't want to
do that. Go to work.

Go on. Do it for Terry.
He'd like that.

Is that what you're doing?

Me? Hell, no.
I'm way too messed up.

That's why I'm getting you
to do it. See?
Sure. Okay.

See? Huh?
I see. I get it.

All right. Okay.

[CLUB MUSIC PLAYING]

[EMCEE CHATTERING ON MIC]

What are you
looking at, bitch?

I'm the most beautiful woman
in the world.

[LAUGHS] Ask any
of these mothers.

She's talking to you, man.
She's talking to me?

"Ask any of these mothers."
That's what I'm talking about.

Dude, how did we draw
the Castro on Halloween?

How did...
That's what
I want to know.

How did we draw
Castro on Halloween?

I think... Let me think.
How did we do that?

No, you didn't.
You requested it.

Why do you do
this stuff to t*rture me?

Because I love
to t*rture you.

No, you...
It's my pleasure.

Okay. All right.
Nice costumes.

Can we take the ambulance?
It looks so real.

Yes!
Craigslist.

You are beautiful.

Why don't you guys
just keep moving?

He is, isn't he?

We're just all having fun.

I sure hope that wedding ring
is part of the costume.

No, it's not.

Oh, the real thing.
Even better.

It's not going to get
any better, baby.

Hey! Hey! Hey!
Do not touch me!
Hey!

Do not touch me, okay?
Boone! Get off of him!
Get off of him!

What are you doing?
Hey!

What are you doing?
Did you see that guy?

He was wasted
all over me.

He was kidding.
It's Halloween.

No, dude. No. If we
were in the Tenderloin

and somebody put
their hands on me,

I would take them down.
And you would be
right there with me.

But this is not
the Tenderloin.
No, no, no. But we're here.

What's the difference?

What's wrong with you?

I'm asking. What?

Are you serious?

Dude, I'm...

Well, if it makes you
feel better.

Where the hell
is everybody?

Fog's rolling in.
You're all grounded.

Oh, forget the weather.
We're working tonight.

[LAUGHS] I was hoping
I'd hear you say that.

That's right.
I need all the hands
I can get.

Oh, you know what?
If we're not flying tonight,

I should probably
just call it a night.

Meow!

[SCOFFS] Okay, fine.

RABBIT: You got a rig for us?

Do I ever. Come on.

What? No. No way
this thing is street legal.

Rabbit?

Mmm.

Yeah. It's perfect.

It's already broken in.

[CHUCKLES]

It looks like
Pimp My Ride
"The Chris Brown Edition."

Get in.
Come on, princess.
Your carriage awaits.

I haven't driven a rig
in over a decade. What?
Not cool enough for you?

Oh, no. It's super cool.
Spending my Halloween night
in a rig

with smashed up windows,
cruising along at


Oh, super cool. I'm stoked.

I think it's fun.
You should learn
to roll with it.

You're not a copter
pilot tonight.
You're an EMT.

I should be driving.

Not in my rig.
My rig, my world.

[LAUGHS]
It's not even your rig.

DISPATCHER ON RADIO: Rabbit,
respond to 15 Gorman Avenue.

65-year-old male
complaining of chest pains
and shortness of breath.

Right on, Marty.
Good to hear you.
We're en route.

Go get them, Rabbit.

Put on your headset.

Where are they? I know.

You can help me
with the backboard.

No. I'm the medic.
I do ALS.

As in
"ain't lifting stuff."

[PANTING]

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
I called 911 and they
said they'd be here.

Oh, there they are.
Hold on. Hold on.
Oh, God. Oh.

Oh, thank you.
Thank you.

It's Richard.
We were watching a movie...

Can we just get your feet up?
...and suddenly
he started gasping.

He's a little irregular
and kind of high-strung.

He actually... Excuse me.
What's your name, honey?

Reuben, but you can
call me Rabbit.

Rabbit? Oh,
that's kind of cute.
Yeah.

What's your name, honey?
Marisa.

Marisa. They let girls
do this. I'm just amazed.

Erika, Erika.
Let them do their jobs.

Sir, my name is Reuben.
I'm here to help you.

Can you tell me
how long ago this started?

About 20 minutes ago.

ERIKA: No, no, no, no, no.
It was more like 30 or 35.

I know because
I paused the movie.

Somewhere around 30, 35.
We were watching Tootsie
just to kind of

see something...
All right.
Where is the pain, sir?

...light and airy...
It's in my chest.

...while all that craziness...
Your chest. Okay.

...is going on outside.
Right about here?

It just kind of
flares out all over.
Flares out.

Okay. On a one to 10,
what would you say
the pain is?

Twenty.
Twenty?

Oh, my God, 20!
All right.

Blood pressure?
One hundred over 70
and heart rate is 118.

Do you have any
allergies to aspirin?

No, I don't.
Good.

No, but aspirin really
upsets his stomach
something terrible.

Stomach?
This is going to be fine.
I have tried to get him...

I have tried to get him
to use ibuprofen.

Open wide.
Just a little nitroglycerin.

Okay? Open up. Ah!
What's that?
Is that gonna...

Okay, what's that?
What's that?

It's nitroglycerin.
Is it going to
put him to sleep?

No, no.
Oh, my God.

ERIKA: What's this?
Okay. How's
your pain now, sir?

It's about a two.
A two?

MARISA: Good news.
RABBIT: Okay, that's good.

Here we go.
Just a little printout.

ERIKA: Can you tell me
what it says?
Okay, this is not so good.

What? What?
See that spike there?

That's anterior
ST segment elevation.

What does that mean?
Sir, that means

we're going to have to take
you down to the hospital.

Get checked out.
The hospital?
Oh, you're kidding me.

Not tonight.
It's Halloween out there.

Just step away.
Just maybe open the door.

Hold the door open
for us, okay?

Oh, sure.
MARISA: He's in good hands.

RICHARD: Let's go
to the hospital.

Maybe she can be
quiet for two seconds.

What's happened
to your ambulance?
Were you in a wreck?

I was in a car accident once
down in Monterey.

Nobody was hurt, but,
you know, my Volkswagen
just never did run the same.

SF City. I've got
a Code Three STEMI.


You keep talking about STEMI.

What is that?
BP 100 over 70.
Heart rate 110.

Reporting pain
at two after nitro.

Yeah, but what's a STEMI?

It's a certain type
of heart att*ck.

Oh, God.
ERIKA: I don't understand it.

We walk three times a week.

Where are you taking him?

Can I go with him?
RABBIT: Yeah.

Richard really needs me
right now. The sound
of my voice would help.

Cards is ready for him.
How long since onset?

Fifty-five minutes tops.

Ooh, you're good.

Hey, stop with those
innuendos already, okay?

Well, can I go with him?
Erika?

They've got to go work
on your husband very quickly.

You can't go in there.
I know you're scared
and nervous,

but you just have to sit down
and take a quiet moment, okay?

Someone will be
out in a minute.

[SIGHS]

It's like watching
a movie.

That never ends.

[GRUNTING]

Hey! What the hell?
Come on, man. Batman.

[HONKING HORN]
Get the hell... What?

I think I hate Halloween now.

Okay, first of all,
this is Addy.

She dresses
like that every day.

[LAUGHING]

And secondly,
you cannot hate Halloween.

You haven't even
worked it yet.

I like assertive women.
It's hot.

[GROANING] Glenn,
I am not being assertive.
I am mocking you.

It's still hot.

[GLENN LAUGHS]

FATHER: This is just another
in a long line of reasons

why I need to be
here for my son.

MOTHER: I am not going
to do this with you.

I couldn't do it
when Jonah was fine...

Well, you're
going to have to.
...and I'm not
going to do it now.

You can get rid of me
as a husband
but not as a father.

I did not get rid of you.
You made...

He can hear you.

Excuse me?

Everything you say,
he can hear.

Everything that goes on
in this room, he can feel.

And if it's unpleasant,
he can only protect himself

by going further
into his unconsciousness,
which is not what you want.

Your son doesn't need
any more doctors.

He needs his parents.
More than ever.

[SIGHS]

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

[PEOPLE CHATTERING]

You guys are
so beautiful tonight.
Are you having a good time?

[ALL CHEERING]

All right. Now,
we have a special treat.
Our very own p*rn...

I mean, pyrotechnics show.
You're going to think
it's the Fourth of July.

[ALL EXCLAIMING]

Look at that, everybody.

Kurt and Ronnie, everybody.
We love you, Kurt and Ronnie.

[FIREWORKS EXPLODING]

[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

[COUGHING]

We've got to go.

[PEOPLE CLAMORING]

TYLER: All right,
come on!
CAMERON: Hey! Hey!
Watch your step!

TYLER: Look! Guys, calm down!

Hey! Hey!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!

Hey! Watch out! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Wait! Wait! Just go!
Come on, let's go!

Go! Go! That way!

Come on, guys. Stay calm.

Come on.

TYLER: Okay, hang on.
Hang on. Let me take
a look at you.

Stay down. Just stay down.

Help!

CAMERON: Hey.
All right? Just relax.

Let me see.

Okay. Okay.
This is what
I need you to do.

Okay? I need you to breathe
through your nose. All right?

Breathe through your nose.
I'm going to try
to find your teeth.

Okay.
[MUMBLES] I think
I found them.

Keep yourself
on this side.
Here. All right?

Now, I need to apply
some pressure.

It's going to hurt.
Just don't bite me.
Here you go.

[GROANING]
Hold my arm.
Okay. That's it.

Ten seconds.
Hold my arm.
All right, good.

[GROANING]

Okay. I got you.
I got you. I got you.
Okay. I got you.

[SIRENS BLARING]

MAN 1: All right.
Watch your heads, guys.

MAN 2: You heard him.
All clear.
MAN 3: Clear.

Oh, we got one.

There we go.
Just take a seat over there.
Oh, my God.

Careful. Careful.
Check vitals.
Look at me. Up here.

Okay. I've got
a dilated pupil.
What have you got?

Bradycardic
and hypertensive.

Good enough
to drop a line yet?

Eighteen gauge, 500 cc,
normal saline to run TKO.

Hey, look
who knows so much.
Bite me.

What's happening?
You're going to be fine.

Blood's building up
behind your skull.

That means your brain
is going to get displaced.

And we have to make sure
that you can breathe
when you go lights-out again.

And here it comes.
All right, two megs Versed.
IV push and blow.

Hang on. Hang on there.

Okay. 0.2 blow-by
till she stops.

Good. Sats 97. That's right.

Bag-valve mask
and hyperventilate.

All right, who are you
and what did you
do with Marisa?

TYLER: Hey, Boone!

Yeah.

Help him.

Okay. All right. All right.
Hey, hey, hey.

Him!
Help him!
Okay. I know, sir.

I just want to take
a look at you, all right?

All right. Little bumps,
bruises, broken arm.
All right. No hot belly.

It looks like your friend
took it the worst.

He's my husband.

All right. Hey,
let's get the collar on him.

Okay. Come on. All right.

Got to protect
the spine. Might be
the only thing intact.

Okay, man. Hang in there.
Okay? It's all right.

We'll get you something
for the pain as soon
as we get a line going.

All right? Okay.
Clear. Got it down.

[GROANING]
CAMERON: He really
got trampled.

All right.
We've got a flail chest.
Tension pneumo. Hemothorax.

Hurts so much to breathe,
most people just stop.

Hang in, baby.
Hang in there.
TYLER: I'll get
a line started.

Come on. I'm losing him.

Come on, Boone.

Can't find it.
Can't find the spot.
Come on.

Come on.
You can do it.
You got it.

All right, I got it.
Second intercostal.

[GROANING]

What? What?
What's happening?

I'm hitting his rib.
Everything's dislodged.

It's not where it should be.

Okay.

Yeah?

Okay.

[MOANING]

Oh, God.

[LAUGHING] Oh, God.

Yeah. Yeah.

Welcome back.

Got to stick around.
You're hopeless without me.

Thank you. Thank you.

[PEOPLE CHATTERING]

They act like an old
married couple, huh?

It's probably
because they are
an old married couple.

I'm telling you,
it was biblical, right?

It's like Sodom
and Gomorrah out there.

Well, then pardon me
for being ignorant
on all things biblical,

but didn't God
wipe out all the sinners
in Sodom and Gomorrah?

I mean, not really.
I mean, God doesn't k*ll.
Sin does, bro.

I've got to tell you, Boone,

I didn't see any sinners
here tonight, okay?
I saw people.

You know,
just trying to live.

You know that these streets
were full tonight of people
who were b*at up

when they were a kid
for being gay.
Kicked out of their house.

Disowned by their parents
at 14.

And just knowing
a place like this
even existed...

I mean, it was
a better alternative,
I tell you, to offing yourself

because you can't change
who you are.

That is why they come here.

That's why I came here.

Okay.

At least we don't
have to do this
for another 364 days.

Who's counting?

What do you think
of that intern, Diana?

Honestly?

No, I want you to lie to me.

I think she's green as grass.
I don't think she has
a clue where she is.

And I sure as hell
don't want her treating me.

But she's one
of the good guys.

Yeah.
Yeah.

Where are you going?

I got one more call.

[SIGHS]

Tink.

Tink. Tink.

Jonah?

Tink.
Doctor?

It's okay, honey.
Doctor?

JONAH: No.
It's okay.

No. I saw her.
I really saw her.
She's here. I saw her.

I saw Tinker Bell.

MOTHER: It's okay.

No, but I really saw her.

Diana, I need to talk to you.

Look, I'm really sorry about
the whole costume thing.

I'm a big fan of Halloween.
I used to dress up
as a doctor as a kid.

And I just thought, you know,
I'm working in a hospital,

and there's a lot of
sick people, and everybody
needs a little fairy

in their life, so...

You talk a lot
when you're nervous,
don't you?

Obvious?
Very.

You dressed up to cheer up
the patients, didn't you?

Yeah. And it wasn't
very professional.

Diana, I'm not here
to bust your balls.

I really just need
to ask you a favor.
Come here.

"'Peter,'
she said, faltering,

"'Are you expecting me
to fly away with you? '

"'Of course.
That is why I've come.'

"'I can't,' Wendy
said apologetically.

"'I grew up long ago.
I am a married woman, Peter.

"'And the little girl
in the bed is my baby.'

"Peter sat down
on the floor and sobbed.

"And Wendy did not know
how to comfort him,

"though she could have done it
so easily once.

"Peter continued
to cry, and soon,
his sobs woke Jane.

"'Boy,' she said,
'Why are you crying? '
Peter rose and bowed to her.

"'My name is Peter Pan.

"'I came back for my mother
to take her to Neverland.'

"'Yes, I know,' Jane said.
'I have been waiting for you.

"'Lf only I could
go with you."'

Hey. Go home.

Bring your kids some candy
for breakfast. I got this.

The rig's not clean.

Yeah. Since when do you
stay late cleaning it?

It is unprofessional
to leave the rig like this.

Ah.

So, we're
professional now, huh?

I don't know.

So, I've got to ask you.
Riding with me
for three years,

you just never
even wondered?

Yeah, it crossed my mind.

I mean, I don't know
any straight dude that
got sideburns like that.

Happy Halloween.

Yeah. Trick-or-treat.

Happy Halloween.

[SIGHING]

Your favorite night
of the year,
you sick, sick man.

[LAUGHS]

I started off
with a stay and play
in Noe Valley.

SVT. I did get to slam
the adenosine three times.

I thought that was
kind of cool.

You would have liked that.

I missed you today.

[SIGHS]
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