02x02 - Bond's Strategy to Stay Alive/Damian's Field Research Trip

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Series follows master spy Twilight, who must disguise himself as psychiatrist Loid Forger and build a mock family in order to investigate political leader Donovan Desmond.
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02x02 - Bond's Strategy to Stay Alive/Damian's Field Research Trip

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MISSION:27
PART A: BOND'S STRATEGY TO STAY ALIVE

The height of laziness.

Anya,

finish your homework, or you'll get
scolded by your teacher again.

Okay.

BOND'S SPECIAL ABILITY - PRECOGNITION

Play hide and seek with Anya!

Oh no! It's a blackout!

I have a surprise for you, Bond.
Come this way.

I finally found you Subject Number 8!
I'm going to k*ll you.

SCIENTIST

- Bond!
- Don't cry.

He d*ed a happy dog.

What? You want to say a final goodbye?

Anya is busy with homework.
I don't have time to play with you.

Oh no, I'm so sorry, Bond.

We're out of dog food,
and I forgot to go buy some.

It seems like Loid won't be back home
until late today,

so I'll make your dinner
with what's available here.

All right! I'll do my best!

Bond, your food is ready.

Bond!

CAUSE OF DEATH

Loid made a list of things
that are bad for dogs,

so I have nothing to worry about!

Your food is ready.

PROBLEM SOLVED!

If you make Mother angry,
she'll k*ll you, so be careful.

Bond!

It's because
he refused to eat the food I made for him.

IT'S ALL OVER NOW

Hey Bond, don't cause a ruckus.

What should I do? Is he sick?

LOID IS NOT HOME

YOR MAKES DINNER

DEAD

LOID COMES HOME EARLY

LOID MAKES DINNER

ALIVE

WORK

If it isn't Bond! Why are you here?

Thanks for k*lling that!
Now I can go home early!

Bond!

It's a doggie!

Thank you!

What's with this stray dog? Shoo!

You ate someone else's food? You bad boy!

It's a dog!
Let's draw eyebrows on his face!

Tonight's mission is to take a sample
of "Gerrulimus," a new truth serum


being developed by Born Industries.

It was a last-minute order,

so I had no time to gather intel.

Go right now!

I can't enter by disguising myself
as someone,


so I'll have no choice but to sneak in.

Bond!

Why is he here?

Be quiet. Or we'll get caught
by the enemy.

You're here by yourself?

Where's Yor and Anya?

Did you leave them
while you were being walked?

I don't know what's going on, but go home.

I'm working right now.

What? You want me to play with you?

I'm busy now. Maybe later.

Stop right now! It's not safe over there!

Is he guiding me on a route
where there are no people?


I don't remember training him to do this.

Did he learn this in the past?

Born Industries

was rumored to be involved
with Project Apple.


Did you by any chance,
come here knowing that?


Did you come here to avenge yourself,

and your friends who were
used as test subjects?

You...

All right. Let's complete
this mission together.

I lack intel, so it'll be helpful
to rely on your senses.

This is the lab. There are so many vaults.

Which one is the Gerrulimus?

Security is tight, so it'll be way
too much work to check each one.


When will I be able to go home?

Why were we called back again?

Apparently, they found a defect.

Oh crap! They came back!

I'll hold them back. You go home first.

This will take a long time.

Where were you? Eat your food!

Don't worry.

The staff already went home.

Don't tell me...

Seriously, why is the manager

calling us back to the lab?

Apparently, they found a defect.

The deadline was bumped up too.
It's insane.

Stop complaining.
He's being pressured from the bigwigs...

It's unlocked.

Hey! What's this?

T. Bandit? Who is that?

You've got to be kidding me!

What the hell? It's all right here.

Who the hell tried to trick us...?

Thanks for opening it up for me!

Who the hell are you guys?

Somebody help!

Impressive. Thanks to you,
I completed my mission pretty quickly.

I can go home earlier than I expected.

Is it good?

We were so worried,
and went out looking for you.

I see. You're happy you got to
get back at Born Industries, huh?

Good for you.

All right! Let's stop by the supermarket

and I'll make you a feast!

MISSION:27
PART B: DAMIAN'S FIELD RESEARCH TRIP

Damian, you have to hurry,
or you'll miss roll call.

As punishment for missing roll call,
you must help out the Dorm Mother.

You're prohibited from leaving the dorm
until you finish.

This is so unlike you.
Although it's a holiday,

it is not elegant to spend a day in
an unrefined and lazy way, Mr. Desmond.

I'll be more careful.

Damian, were you studying
until late again last night?

I have to get my Stella Stars.

You're pushing yourself too hard.

Don't you remember?

Our teacher is
taking us out to watch a movie today!

Maybe we can watch the newly released
20,000 Steps under the Sea!

On the way home,
we get to eat roast beef at Wimpsons!

So finish up quickly in order to join us!
Roast beef!

I won't be going.
I'm going to be studying in my room.

What? But it's a holiday.

- I already said I'm not going.
- No way.

Teacher!

Can we choose which movie to watch?

Let's watch 20,000 Steps under the Sea!

Let's see, what should we watch?

- We can watch that, right?
- I'm not like those kids.

While they're out playing,
I'm going to work hard and climb higher...


Damian, continue working hard
so as not to bring shame


upon the Desmond name.

...In order to have Father
praise me once again!


Hey kids. Get out of here.

This is his punishment.

SNACKS

Disheveled clothes,
and eating outside of mealtimes.

As punishment, go help out
the Dorm Mother.

Thank you!

What are you guys doing?
What about the outing?

- We got punished.
- Let's get this over with quickly.

I won't go out to play.

Damian, stop being a grouch.
You study too much!

You guys don't have to stay behind for me.

You two should go have fun.

Now that I think about it, going to
the movies on a nice day like this

lacks good sense.

That's right. Doing laundry
is all the rage right now.

And look!

We can pretend we're Imperial Scholars!

Come and get me if you want a Stella Star!

Hold up! That's my cloak!

Stop it you guys! Get to work!

How elegant.
Their friendship is preciously elegant.


You look as if you want to go
on a picnic, young man.

No, I don't want to go.

Chatting, and fooling around
while doing chores, eh?

- I am giving you all another punishment.
- What?

Go on a field research trip
with Mr. Green,

the school custos.

A picnic sure is fun, huh?

We can enjoy river rafting
on school property!

- Eden is a wonderful place!
- We're going to die!

Don't you worry!

I used to be
in the Marines, and I was very skilled.

Just trust me and enjoy yourself.

All right, let's go straight
to the lake downstream!

It's a beautiful spot!

A little exercise is good for the brain!

Sitting at your desk isn't
the only efficient way to study!

This isn't "little exercise"!

Look at that, kids!

Start rowing on the left side
or we'll crash into that rock!

Mr. Green, there's a waterfall
in front of us!

- Damian!
- Damian!

Help me! I'm the second son
of the Desmond family!

- I'm going right now.
- Hey!

I'm the heir of the Elman family!

I'm the Egeberg family's...

We need to at least save Damian!

That's right.
Fulfill your dreams for our sake too.

- You guys...
- Hurry, get on the boat!

- Before we lose our strength!
- Dammit!

I'm sorry to disturb your party,
but it's shallow and there's no current.

- What?
- It was just fast because I was rowing.

Hurry up and gather the wood and start
the fire, or you'll catch a cold.

- Yes, sir.
- Yes, sir.

It's so warm.

Now that we've settled down,
I'm getting hungry.

We're already wet, so let's go fishing.

What? You didn't prepare
any sandwiches or anything?

I don't have anything that fancy.

Students of Eden
should find their food on-site.

But...

I'll give you fishing lines and nets,
so figure it out on your own!

What?

Delicious!

- Yes, it sure is!
- It's good, right?

The roast beef at Wimpsons is not bad,

but nothing beats your own catch.

- It's delicious! Super yummy!
- It's so good!

What am I doing having fun?

Other students are studying
while I'm here.


Doesn't the breeze feel amazing,
young man?

The flickering flame,
and the crackling sound of the fire.

The sound of the leaves rustling,
and the smell of the earth.

It's nice to relax and let your
five senses take over, right?

I can't become an Imperial Scholar
by being idle.

Have you heard?

According to new research on neuroscience,

your brain revitalizes
while you're being idle.

It's believed to be closely connected
to memory and creativity.

Famous creators and athletes

really value the time they spend
being idle.

If you're being idle,

you might get eight Stella Stars
in no time.

You're lying!

Idle.

Idle, idle.

Damian, I don't think that's what
idling is.

- He's pretty simple-minded.
- Idle.

All right,

now that our clothes are dry,

let's walk over to the lake.

"Stella lake."

- That what the students are calling it.
- Stella! I want to go!

Damian, you're too obsessed with
the Stella Stars.

Pic, pic, pic, picnic

By the way, lately there are

people in the south
going through a third country

to seek asylum in the west,
under the pretext of a "picnic."

Mr. Green, are you trying to
sell us to the west?

We can't seek asylum just by walking
two or three kilometers.

Why are they going to the west?

Are there tastier snacks in the west?

I wonder why.

Especially when the night sky
in Ostania is this beautiful.

There's nothing to worry about.
Once Damian grows up,

he will make Ostania a better place.

Hey!

Oh, you want to become a politician?
That's commendable.

- Because Father is a politician.
- I see.

It's wonderful to have
a goal to work towards.

By the way, my dream is to become
an astronaut!

- Is that right? That's cool!
- I... I...

- I don't have anything in particular!
- I see, but that's okay too.

I want to live while eating
lots of junk food!

Wonderful! What kind of dream is that?

Now you have to give serious thought

to how to make that possible.

And how to maintain good health
while eating a lot.

What a hassle.

We're here.

Wow! The stars are reflected on
the water. It looks like outer space!

Look, young man.

- It feels as if I can grab the stars.
- How lame!

Was it a waste of time to come here?

No.

I think it's beautiful.

Yeah.

It's beautiful.

- The universe is so big.
- Yeah.

The stars look like sugar crystals.
Looks delicious.

That makes no sense!

Damian is laughing.

- Shut up!
- Come on, let's start heading back.

I forgot this was a field research trip.

Make sure to write a report.

What? Once we get back, I just want to
take a shower and go to sleep.

Oh, that's very healthy of you!

Master Henderson.

I brought over the three boys' report
on the field research trip.

Thank you, Mr. Green.

Were they able to have fun and relax?

I hope they did.

That's very elegant.

I saw and did lots of stuff. It was fun.

But his language skills could use
a little improvement.

MISSION:28 - PART A: MISSION AND FAMILY
PART B: THE ELEGANT BONDMAN

PART C1: THE HEART OF A CHILD
PART C2: WAKING UP
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