[dramatic music]
- So Schwoz really said that if I keep
putting this grape jelly all over my face,
my superpowers will come back?
- Yeah.
- And this vibrating helmet
combined with my feet in mud will just
reverse the effects of the red-eyed mudfish?
- Yep.
- And I've sweat through four sets of sweats,
and all you have to do is eat ice cream?!
- That's what Schwoz said.
- I was just fixing the Man Buggy horn, and...
What the-- [air horn blasts]
Is going on?
- You told Mika that this would reverse the effects
of all the red-eyed mudfish we ate.
- I told her nothing. You've been prankied.
- [laughs] - What?
- Come on! Really, Mika?
Geez!
- Mika!
I've been shoving bananas in my ears all day,
but I still don't have super hearing.
- [laughs]
- You've been prankied!
- What?
- Dude, she pranked you.
- What?
- Hang on, I got this.
Blow!
- [sighs]
- Dude, bananas don't give you super hearing.
- [giggles] - Oh, what the--
[air horn blares]
- [laughs]
- Clearly, you little snot rockets
aren't busy enough, so it's a good thing
I've got a little mission for you.
all: Yes!
- We fighting Drex again?
- Are aliens attacking Swellview?
- Oh!
Are we finally gonna save the rec center
with our sick breakdancing moves?
- Our what? - Nope.
You're taking Chest Monster to his family reunion.
- Road trip, kids!
I even made a mixtape.
- Wait, which one of us is taking him?
- All of you.
- [gasps] All of us?
- That's right.
A nice little safe mission
where you won't need your superpowers.
See you in three days!
- I'll say it.
I don't feel comfortable leaving Ray along
in the Man's Nest for three days.
- What?
- Yeah, he can't take care of himself.
- No. - Excuse me?
- We could hire a babysitter.
- For three days?
That's pretty expensive. - Mm-hmm.
- Hey, hey, hey, I am perfectly capable
of taking care of myself.
- Oh, really?
If you look off in the distance,
I think you'll remember what happened last time
we left you alone in the Man's Nest.
- Gah!
Somebody help me!
My head is stuck!
Ah!
None of that was my fault.
- Why can't Schwoz just watch Ray?
- Schwoz watched him last time.
Look that way.
- [grunting]
- When are the kids coming back?
- We don't need the kids!
[grunting]
Ahh!
- [grunting]
- Right.
- I think Schwoz and I should be fine
'cause I had him remove all the toilets
in the Man's Nest.
- Really?
So what did I just pee in?
- Okay, look.
Even if you don't get your head stuck in a toilet,
you're still gonna need one of us to hang back
and help you fight crimes, old man.
- Excuse me?
I'm Captain Man, okay?
I've protected this town for years
without anybody's help.
- Except for Kid Danger.
- Well, yeah, except for Kid Danger.
- And Drex before him.
- Okay, someone find me a toilet
'cause his head's going in it.
all: Whoa!
- [grumbles indistinctly]
- I think--I don't much, but I do think
that she's got a point, Ray.
- Thank you. - You need us.
- I need you? [laughs]
Ray Manchester don't need nobody!
Least of all a bunch of kids who don't have powers anymore.
Because despite my startlingly young looks,
I'm a grown-up, okay?
I make responsible decisions.
- [snickers]
- You put bananas in your ears on the advice of a child.
- Okay, you know what, I think we've discussed this enough.
- [yelps]
- Ow! - Hey!
[all yelling]
Stop, please! - Okay, okay!
- Ow, ow, ow!
Just--stop!
What is your problem? - You are!
Take the Chest Monster to his family reunion!
And in the meantime, I'm gonna prove to y'all
that I don't need you!
- It doesn't count if you call Henry!
- I'm not gonna call Henry!
- Let us know if you need us to come back early!
- I won't!
- The numbers for poison control
and the fire department are on the fridge.
- I'm not gonna need them 'cause you know what?
I'm gonna be perfectly fine!
[machinery beeping]
[upbeat music]
[alarm blaring]
- Four emergency calls on hold.
- I know!
Captain Man Emergency helpline.
Your emergency is important to us.
Please hold. - Ahh!
- Five emergency calls on hold.
- Ray, I think you need to call the kids!
- I'm not calling the kids!
[electric crackling]
Cave Kid, what're you doing here?
- Radishes! - What?
- Rah! - [grunts]
Get back here!
[alarm blaring]
- Where are you going? - To get help!
- From who?
Ahh!
[alarm blaring]
From who?
[upbeat music]
- Hey, clones!
Any of you replicants wanna help Captain Man, huh?
- Yeah! - Yes!
- All right!
Ah, take a look around, Schwoz.
These clones you made of the Danger Force kids
is the second-best idea I've ever had.
Clone Miles is handling emergency calls.
Clone Bose is relaxing me while I get ready for dinner.
Clone Chapa has prepared me a nutritious meal.
[soft music]
And clone Mika is steaming my jacket.
- What is the food, and the music,
and the tuxedo all for anyway?
- Oh, I'll tell you what it's for,
for the very best idea I've ever had.
♪ ♪
- Hello, handsome.
- Henry's mom?
- Clone Henry's mom.
I had you make her when Dr. Minyak
was threatening Henry's family, remember?
- You told me clone Chris escaped.
- [laughs]
Yeah.
- Are you ready for tonight?
- Clone Mika.
[clears throat] My jacket, please.
♪ ♪
- Ray, I'm not sure this is a good idea.
[tense music]
♪ ♪
Ray.
I'm not sure this is a good idea.
- What are you talking about?
Clone Kris Hart is perfect.
- No, I mean the kids.
There's something off about them.
- Whatever do you mean?
- See, like that, right there.
Clone Chapa.
Regular Chapa would never say something so nice.
See, these clones are not like their originals.
- Yeah, these clones still have their superpowers.
[whispers] They're better.
- You got a problem with us, bub?
- No, ma'am.
- Ray?
When's dinner?
Mama hungy.
- Everybody out!
Clones, why don't you go to Hip Hop Purée
and get yourselves something to eat?
It's on me. - No, no, no, no.
- Lemme find my wallet. - That's okay.
- So nice of you to offer.
- Oh, we don't need any money.
- Yes, our current financial situation is
sufficiently liquid for such occasion.
♪ ♪
- Ah, clone Miles.
Did you forget my piano?
- Get it yourself.
- [clears throat]
- I mean, ha.
One grand piano coming right up.
♪ ♪
- Ray, these clones are evil.
We have to lock back up in the room--
- Great, now get outta here.
♪ ♪
[soft piano music]
- ♪ Every mornin', every evenin' ♪
♪ Ain't we got fun? ♪
♪ Not a money ♪ - [grunts]
- ♪ Oh, but honey ♪
both: ♪ Ain't we got fun ♪
- ♪ The ransom paid, dear ♪
♪ We haven't a fuss ♪
- ♪ But smiles are made, dear ♪
♪ For people like us ♪
- ♪ In the winter ♪
- No!
- ♪ In the summer ♪ - What--no!
both: ♪ Don't we got fun ♪
both: ♪ Times are bummin' ♪
♪ Getting' bummer ♪
- Take it away, guys.
- [high-pitched] ♪ Still we have fun ♪
- [high-pitched] Nice pipes, baby.
both: ♪ There's nothing truer ♪
♪ The rich get rich ♪
♪ And the poor get poorer ♪
♪ In the meantime ♪
- ♪ In between time ♪
both: ♪ Ain't we got ♪
♪ Fun ♪
- That was nice.
- It all just kind of happened.
[overlapping chatter]
- Stop talking!
- ♪ Danger ♪
[vocalizing]
♪ ♪
♪ Danger! One, two, three, Force! ♪
[doorbell rings]
all: Emergency!
- That's just the doorbell.
- I know.
- Multiple witnesses reported
seeing a crazed pants-less woman
running through the streets screaming, "Come back!
Please come back!"
That's right, her pants were gone.
- In that woman's defense,
the ice cream man was driving by.
And I didn't have time to put on pants.
- In other news,
a group of unknown but definitely evil assailants
stole a bunch of necklaces
from the Gaudy Necklace Club
last night at Hip Hop Purée.
Along with Mary's pants,
those necklaces were gone.
- That's odd.
Clone kids were at Hop Purée last night.
- Ray, come back to the puzzle.
- I will. It's just...
You think the clone kids saw who stole the necklaces?
[machinery beeping]
Hey, there they are.
Hey, clonie cronies, you happen to see who stole
the gaudy necklaces from the Gaudy Necklace Club?
all: No.
[tense music]
- Huh.
And, uh... - [grunting]
- Where'd you get that ATM?
all: Found it.
- Whoo! - Yes!
- [squealing]
- Okay, gather around, clonie cronies.
Think it's time we had a little talk
about taking things that don't belong--
- Oh, my God, will you shut up?
- Ah!
- Aww, the puzzle!
- All right.
What's going on here?
- Are you unable to assess the situation
with competent comprehension?
We are simply securing others' fiduciary holdings
while preparing to usurp your authority in a coup d'etat.
- Totally understood what those big words meant,
but maybe you should explain it for everybody else.
- Aww, does the papa not understand?
- Do explain it to me. I probably don't--
- All right, you know what, maybe it's time
I lock you clones back in the clone room.
- Clone genie's out of the bottle now.
We're not letting you lock us back in that room.
- You listen to me, you little abominations of science.
I brought you into this Nest. I can take you right out of it.
- Okay, calm down, baby.
It doesn't have to be like that.
- Yeah.
Yeah, you're right, I just lost my temper.
But these clone kids--
- It's okay, sweetie.
We can figure it out.
We just have to use our head.
- [grunting]
[yelps]
[groans]
♪ ♪
You're evil, too?
- I'm not bad.
I'm just cloned that way.
♪ ♪
- [grunts] - Whoa!
[grunts] What the...
- Be a good boy and stay put.
DJ clone Schwoz,
gonna need your sick beats upstairs.
- No, no, no, no!
Get back here!
[tense music]
♪ ♪
[electronic music]
- [laughs]
I just stole us some baby backs, baby!
- Yay! - Yeah, look at you!
Nice! - Mm, mm!
- Okay.
Next up, Captain Man's precious family photos.
- Pull!
- Gah, come on, let me out of here!
[sighs]
Hey, hey, look, I'm sorry, all right?
Hey, we can work this out.
Just whatever you guys do, please don't call Danger Force!
- Calling Danger Force.
- No, no, no, no, no, no!
- Hey, Ray!
You callin' 'cause you need us?
- [snorts] No!
In fact, you know what, I was calling specifically
to say I still don't need you!
I'm great!
- We're on our way back, man.
- What?
- Yeah, turned out Chest Monster
wasn't even invited to the family reunion.
His whole family hates him!
- You guys are my family now.
- Shut up, Chest Monster!
- Just like my real family.
- Anyway, we should be home soon.
- [groans]
So happy to hear that!
Not because I need you, 'cause I don't.
- Hey, can we make a pit stop?
I gotta pee.
- You just went.
- Okay, never mind.
[sighs]
[all screaming]
- We gotta go, Ray! See you soon!
- Can't wait!
[tense music]
Ahh!
Gah!
[groans]
- Hi, is this Mary Gaperman?
- Yes, but I'm news-ing right now,
so I only have a few minutes.
- Oh, I just wanted to let you know
that the ice cream man is outside.
- The ice cream man!
[squeals]
- Yes! - [squeals]
- [laughs]
[electronic music]
♪ ♪
- Ah!
Think, Ray, think!
You're the smartest man alive!
Gotta be a way outta this!
♪ ♪
I've got it.
Ahh!
♪ ♪
- Thanks for gettin' the door for me, Schwoz.
Knew I could count on you.
- I'm trying to save my own life.
Those clones have gone full-on evil!
- How did this happen?
- Well, to make clones,
you have to use clone milk,
and I think I accidentally used spicy milk,
so they're a little spicy.
- Dang it, Schwoz. Where are they now?
- They're throwing a party upstairs.
- Yeah? The party's over.
- Well, how're you gonna b*at them?
- With my fists mostly, but you know,
my elbows might get a chance to dance.
[grunts]
- No, I mean those clones have superpowers.
You can't defeat them on your own.
You need helpsies!
- Gah, I'd call Bigfoot, but y'know,
Bigfoot's in Vegas this weekend
for Chupacabra's bachelor party.
Guess my invite got lost in the mail.
- I am talking about Danger Force.
- They don't have their superpowers, remember?
How are they supposed to help me defeat clones that do?
- Well, Mika's very smart.
- Second smartest person alive.
Girl's brain probably weighs pounds.
- And Miles is very brave.
- Yeah, you're not kidding.
That kid would fight a lion in a phone booth.
- And who else would you want by your side in any fight?
Chapa.
- She's the lion in the phone booth.
That girl legit scares me.
- And baby Bosey.
- Ah.
Heart of gold.
That kid wouldn't hurt a fly if the fly was
taking a dump on his mom's head.
- Ray, you need to call them for help.
- [sighs]
You're absolutely right, Schwoz.
I'll do it. I'll call Danger Force.
- Good boy.
Now I'm gonna go make some water.
- I took out all the toilets, but okay.
- 'Sup, Ray?
- Oh, my God,
who gave Chest Monster my phone?
- What do you want, Ray?
- Okay, Schwoz and I aren't sure how this happened,
but those clones I made of you guys got out.
And once again to reiterate,
we have no idea how this happened,
but they stole a bunch of stuff,
and then clone Henry's mom bashed my head on a piano,
and clone Miles totally sucker teleported me in the clone room
and comedy, comedy, comedy, anyway, look.
I need you guys, all right? What's your ?
- We're here. - Gah!
- We're so happy you need us!
- Look, if you guys are gonna be like that,
you can just leave, okay?
- No, no, no, no, no.
We wanna help. It's just nice to be needed.
- And it wouldn't hurt for you to say it once in a while.
- [sighs] God, you zoomers are so soft.
Okay, I need you little snot wagons, okay?
- Oh. - Ah!
Hey, how'd you--but--
- So how're we gonna take these fools down?
- Well, there is a sleep button for them,
but it's on the left side of the Man's Nest,
and we'd have to get past
the superpowered clones to press it.
- No worries, I have a plan.
What if-- - Wait, hold on.
I also have a plan.
- Yeah, well, pretty sure my plan is better, so--
- I don't know if anybody cares, but I also have a plan.
- Okay, how many of us have a plan
about how to get to the sleep button?
- Ooh, me!
- I have two.
- We don't have time to listen to everyone's plans,
so on the count of three,
everyone just start saying our plans
at the same time, okay?
Onesies--
all: We use Ray as bait!
- No.
Hey, hey, hey, no.
No, look, I know I'm indestructible, okay,
but I do feel pain for a second,
and it does not feel good.
Why are you advancing on me? I was just saying--
[all yelling]
[upbeat music]
- Yet another crime to report
as the Swellview Museum of Priceless Art
discovered that multiple pieces of art were gone.
[tense music]
♪ ♪
- Ooh, look at me!
I'm art. I'm expensive and boring!
- [laughs]
Stupid art!
- Right? [laughs]
- Hey!
How did you get out of the clone room?
- [indistinct]
- Clones, pursue and detain this odious intruder.
♪ ♪
- Whoa!
Hey!
Hey! - [laughs]
- The button's not that way!
- Get out of the way, Raymond!
- Which one is left?
- That's the right way.
- [laughing]
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.
- Ooh, look at you.
- Shall we?
- Oh, whoever makes him cry wins.
- Hey, wait, what are you doing?
- [screams]
- [yelling]
Oh, my God, just push the button already!
- What button?
- This button.
♪ ♪
- That was the light switch, Bose.
- Sorry.
- Can't believe I was a clone from him.
- Turn them off!
- No!
- [grunting]
♪ ♪
- What should we do with them?
- [grunting]
We put their bodies on a spike
as a warning to any other clones that wanna go rogue.
- No! - No!
- I agree with that.
- I may just be a simple
Chest Monster whose family hates him,
but I have an idea.
- How did you get up...
- You see, those clones still have superpowers.
And you kids don't have superpowers.
So maybe there's a way that a smart guy like Schwoz
could take those powers from the clones and give 'em to you.
- Could you actually do that?
- Not without a ton of plutonium.
- Aw, man. - Yeah, that's fair,
plutonium is hard to come by. - Worth a sh*t.
- Now, I didn't say I don't have a ton of plutonium.
- [squeals]
- Aw, sick turn!
[upbeat music]
- Hurry up, Schwoz.
Clone Mika's starting to wake up.
- What is going on?
- No big deal, we're just gonna take your superpowers.
- What?
- It's ready.
- Don't you dare take our superpowers!
- [mockingly] Sorry.
- Hit it, Schwoz.
[dramatic music]
[machinery whirring]
[electricity crackling]
♪ ♪
- Well?
Did it work?
- Yeah, you guys get your superpowers back?
- Only one way to find out.
[exhales]
- [gasps] - [laughs]
- [squeals] - All right, he's gone!
- Oh!
- [squeals]
- Who wants sushi fresh from Japan?
- Oh, I do!
- Oh! - Oh!
Look at that!
- [laughs] - Yes!
- Well, I prefer my fish...
[electricity crackling]
Cooked.
[laughing]
- And I prefer
my fish...
screamed?
I don't know, just--
[yells]
[squeals]
[laughter] - I did it!
Taking the powers from the clones
was my best idea yet!
- Aww, why you gotta do Chest Monster like that?
- Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to take this
spent plutonium and bury it over
in adjacent city.
- You need gloves? - [giggles]
I don't need gloves.
- Aw, man.
Bet you guys are pumped to have your powers back, right?
- Yeah, I am! - Yeah!
- Hey, tell you what, why don't you guys go
down to the garage, take the Man Buggy
out for a spin looking for crimes to fight?
- Yes! - Dibs on driving!
- Thanks, man! - I'm in the driver's seat.
I'm going to drive it into another world!
Hey, Ray,
what're you gonna do?
- Me? - Mm-hmm.
- Oh, I'm probably just gonna watch some TV.
- Aww, TV's the best. - I do love TV.
It's pretty good. - It's not horrible.
- [laughs]
♪ ♪
[machinery beeps]
♪ ♪
- Do you really forgive me
for bashing your head?
- You're lucky I'm indestructible.
♪ ♪
- [scatting]
- [scatting]
[both scatting]
- ♪ Always on the scene in the nick of time ♪
♪ The second I see trouble I know I'll be fine ♪
♪ I'm okay ♪
♪ I'm okay! ♪
♪ Danger ♪
[vocalizing]
♪ ♪
♪ Danger! One, two, three, Force! ♪
02x10 - att*ck of The Clones
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Series is a spinoff of Henry Danger and follows four new superheroes-in-training, to attend Swellview Academy for the Gifted.
Series is a spinoff of Henry Danger and follows four new superheroes-in-training, to attend Swellview Academy for the Gifted.