- Is it just me, or does pizza taste better
when it comes with a superhero discount?
- It's not you, man.
Discount pizza just be hitting different.
- It's the taste.
There's something about the taste.
[alarm blaring]
- Man's Nest call! Let me get it.
I'm expecting a call
about the Man Buggy's extended warranty.
- Yo, Captain Man, Danger Force,
it's me, Tony Soda, the kid owner of Club Soda.
- Bye. - Hey, hey!
- No, don't. - Wait, wait, wait, wait.
We love Club Soda.
- Club Soda is the spot, man.
It is as busy as it is fizzy.
- Facts.
- Tony, are you calling us from the Club Soda dance floor?
- That's right.
The party don't stop at Club Soda.
[all cheering]
But hey, listen, the party is in danger of stopping.
I'm hearing this g*ng, the Bottle Snatchers,
they're planning to steal
my most prized possession tonight.
- Your diamond-encrusted soda bottle opener?
- My diamond-encrusted bottle opener
does keep it popping, but no.
I'm referring to my priceless bottle of Gold Soda.
all: Ooh.
- It's one of ten left in the world
given to me by the Soda Pope,
so I'm gonna need you super bros and super lady bros
to come down here and keep it safe.
- Protect the soda, got it. We'll be there tonight.
[blows raspberry] Not going down there tonight.
both: What?
- Protect a soda bottle at a kiddie club?
Please. You children can handle that.
Me, I got grown-up stuff to attend to.
- Ray, the Lil Tugger train set you ordered you came in.
- Ooh, did it come
with the whistle and the conductor's cap?
- Yes. - [laughs]
[train whistle blows]
All aboard!
[exciting music]
[R&B music]
♪
- VIP area looks secure.
- Ooh, is that Benny, that dog with a hat?
- Sure is. - Love Benny.
Good-looking hat tonight, Benny.
[dog barks]
- Guys, I just spotted Mitch Bilsky.
- [gasps]
Not Mitch Bilsky.
Who's Mitch Bilsky?
- Mitch Bilsky, brother of Jeff,
former bully turned small-time criminal.
Did nobody read the villain dossiers I handed out?
- I love you, but I barely read your texts, so...
- Hey, turd!
Got a thirsty Mitch over here.
♪
[all gasp] - Whoa!
What happened to the lights?
- I think they went out.
- It's Mitch and the Bottle Snatchers.
Does anyone have eyes on the Gold Soda?
- Hang on, I'll get the lights.
- Hey, turn those lights back off, you turds.
- No.
- Well, I'm out of plans. Run!
- Going somewhere?
- Oh, God! There's more of you.
- Let's recycle these Bottle Snatchers.
- Hey, boys, catch.
[dramatic music]
- [grunts]
[both grunt]
- [shrieks]
[panicked chatter]
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
[all shouting]
[all gasp]
[all cheering] - They did it!
Let's hear it for Danger Force! Show 'em some love.
[upbeat music]
- Wait, what happened to Mitch and his guys?
- Eh, forget 'em.
For tonight, the Soda Pope's Gold Soda
stays at Club Soda.
Next round of sodas, % off!
[all cheering]
♪
- And then the Toddler said, "Nap time,"
and I said, "Oh, more like zap time,"
and then I lit him up.
[laughter]
[dog barks]
- Volt, you're so awesome.
- Ugh, one of my sparklers isn't lit.
- Just deal with it, Natalie! - It's okay, Kimmie. I got it.
- [coughing]
all: Danger Force! Danger Force!
- [squeals] all: Danger Force!
Danger Force!
- Some sweet sodas... - For some sweet ladies.
- This isn't even close to what we ordered,
but we don't care.
You guys are so delish. Call us!
- Better yet, you ladies can have our direct lines.
- OMG.
all: Yeah!
- What, me, a dance solo?
I couldn't. No, I couldn't!
Well, okay.
all: Go, Shoutout, Shoutout, Shoutout!
Go, Shoutout!
Go, Shoutout, Shoutout, Shoutout!
Go, Shoutout! Go, Shoutout! - Whoo!
♪
- Yo, you guys are legends.
Mind if I get a pic with yas for my Wall of Legends?
- Sure. - Legends!
- Well, glad you guys had a nice time.
Cute pic.
- Cute? - That is not cute.
That's our picture which is now hanging
on the Wall of Legends in Club Soda.
- Okay. - We crushed it last night.
- Yeah, I saved the Gold Soda.
- I took out Mitch Bilsky and owned that dance floor.
- I got drinks with Benny, that dog with a hat.
I was king of the VIP.
- Well, Volt was.
- Well, I am Volt, so...
- Right, right, right, right, no, of course you are.
It's just that,
you know, Chapa wasn't king of the VIP, was she?
- Look, I don't know what you're driving at, man,
but we were the most popular kids
at that club last night.
- [laughs]
Yes, very good.
Gather round, children!
Open thine ears, for I hath lessons to teach thee.
- Are my ears not open?
Are they closed? Someone help me open my ears!
- Relax.
Ray is just under the impression
that he has something to teach us.
- ♪ Wisdom [triangle dings]
- Just get on with the lesson.
- Ray's rules for superkids, number ,,
never forget that your superself
and your regular self are two totally different things.
Case in point, when handsome
but unremarkable rando Ray Manchester
submits photos of his completed Lil Tugger train set
to the Lil Tugger TwitFlash account,
they "report" my account,
and "local authorities" end up "contacting me."
But when beloved superhero Captain Man
submits those exact same photos,
oh, they pin that twit!
- So what, you're saying people only liked us last night
because we were superheroes?
- That's what I'm saying, baby. - No way.
People loved us because we're cool,
no matter who we are.
- Exactly. Come on now. - Exactly. Thank you.
- Then prove it.
I challenge you to go back to Club Soda tonight
not as your superselves,
but as your normal, boring selves
and see if you can get your little picture
on the "legendary Wall of Legends."
- Easy.
- And if you fail, which you will,
you guys have to buy me the Lil Tugger train terminal.
See, that could be me.
- We'll take that challenge.
- Great, and I'm gonna go down there too and watch
just to make sure you little cheaters don't cheat.
- Dude, it's a club for kids.
They're not gonna let old people in.
- Well, fortunately I don't look old, so...
[laughter] - Okay.
- And to prove it, I'm gonna go down to Club Soda tonight
where they will let me in.
How about that? - Fine!
And if you fail to get in, which you will,
we'll take away your toy train, for a week.
- No! No. Yes? Yes? Yes--no! Maybe? Yes.
Fine. It's a challenge. - Good.
Oh, and don't forget to moisturize.
We wouldn't want your wrinkles giving you away.
- Oh, do you have wrinkles? - Take that back!
I don't have wrinkles!
It all just kind of happened.
[overlapping chatter]
Stop talking!
- ♪ Danger
♪ Whoa, whoa
♪
♪ Danger! One, two, three, Force! ♪
[doorbell rings]
all: Emergency!
- That's just the doorbell.
- I know.
- Man, I didn't even notice
that there was a line last night.
- Yeah, that's because they let us
directly into the club because we were Danger Force.
- Oh, that was cool.
But Ray is wrong.
We can still be legends without our powers.
Watch this.
I'm gonna use the Macklin charm
to get us right into this club.
What up, my guy?
Me and my extremely popular posse
are about to run this--
- VIP coming through.
- See? We're already getting in.
- Natalie Mazdah, right this way.
- I think we're still in line.
- Coming through. I'm very important.
Much more important than you. Younger too.
[grunting] All right.
You guys still waiting in line?
Huh, doesn't seem very legendary.
- All right, you guys can come through.
Whoa, you here to pick up your son?
- What? No. I'm here to party, son.
- We have an age limit here.
- What?
Well, I am at least that young, or younger, probably.
I can't remember my exact age
'cause my young brain is still developing.
[dog barks] - Benny, that dog with a hat.
Hey, love the new hat.
- Benny! - Hey!
- What? You're gonna let him in?
He's, like, in dog years.
- Yeah, and you're, like, in human years.
[laughter] - That is offensive,
and you'll be hearing from my attorney.
[laughter] Ow!
- Hey, remember to bring a walker next time, Granddad.
- I don't need a walker!
- All right, y'all. Let's go be legends.
- Yeah! - Yeah!
- Don't look at me!
- But when the soda bucket got here,
one of the sparklers wasn't lit...
- I love this part!
- And you'll never believe who lit it.
- Say it. - It was lit by Volt!
- Oh, my God! - I know!
[dog barks]
- Hey, VIP section is for VIPs only.
- Weren't you just out front?
- Oh, no, that's my brother.
My eyepatch is on the other eye.
- Huh, well, I don't mean to brag,
but I'm kind of a VIP myself.
- You may be a P, but you are definitely not VI.
- Come on!
- Look, we had Volt here last night.
She helped save the Gold Soda.
You think you're as cool as Volt?
- I am literally exactly as cool as Volt.
- Hey, you can let that girl in.
- Thanks, Natalie.
Whoo! - Of course.
I mean, somebody's gotta take our soda orders, right?
- Wait, what? - Thanks for asking.
I'll take a Shirley Hemphill. Kimmie wants a Rascal Flat.
My boy Georgie wants a Tooth Decayer.
Eleanor wants a...water. Benny wants a B Fizz.
[dog barks] Right, in a dog bowl.
We got you, Benny.
You should be writing this down.
Corky wants a Carbon Nation, also in a dog bowl.
[upbeat music]
- Hey, spotlight guy, I got some legendary dance moves.
How about you sending that spotlight over my way?
Ah, yeah. Here we go!
♪
Now I got you.
[grunts]
Aw, come on! You get back here!
- Some so-dope sodas... - For some so-dope ladies.
- Coming right up.
- No powers, remember?
- Oh, right. No powers, no problem.
Be right back.
[glass shattering]
[screams]
- Whoa!
What are you two gabagools doing behind the bar?
You could have broke the Gold Soda.
Get outta here!
♪
[both laugh]
- Nailed it.
all: Sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip!
- He is just sipping a soda!
all: Sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip!
- [yelps]
Oh, now I get the spotlight?
Don't look at me!
[grunting]
- Yo, yo, sup with it, brobot?
Dab!
- You're that old guy that was trying to get in earlier.
- Psh, what? No, I'm not.
Besides, I saw that guy, and he wasn't old at all.
I mean, he got cheekbones for days, son.
I don't know what his skin care regimen is,
but you know he be moisturizing!
- Look, man, this is a club for kids.
Is there something wrong with you?
- Aw, man, I'm a teenager!
What's not wrong with me, you know?
My mom's always coming in my room without knocking.
My dad's always yelling at me to clean up the garage.
Bro, don't even get me started on the homework,
you know what I'm saying?
[both laugh]
- This is an old man whistle.
When I blow it, kids don't hear anything,
but old people do.
Ooh, they hear it a lot,
and it is excruciatingly painful.
- [laughs nervously] That's a real thing?
- As real as the whale that took my eye.
- Well, you're just gonna be wasting your breath,
'cause I'm not gonna be able to hear it--
[dramatic music]
♪
I don't hear it.
[strained] Are you actually blowing it?
[screaming]
Who keeps putting that garbage can here?
[groans]
There you have it. I'm a kid.
- And when you're done cleaning up
all this glass youse broke, keep partying
'cause the party never stops at Club Soda,
except when you're cleaning up after yourself.
- I like that guy. - Me too.
You know, I heard he's next in line to be the Soda Pope.
- Did you guys get jobs as janitors?
- No.
We gotta clean up all this stuff
because we broke a bunch of bottles
hitting on some ladies.
- Ooh, sounds legendary.
- Hurry up with our drinks, Chomper!
- It's Chapa! - Chop-chop, Chapa.
- I'm coming!
- They keep making you get sodas for 'em?
- It's been a rough night.
- Maybe Ray was right.
- There's a tiny man inside every toaster
with a tiny blowtorch?
- I meant maybe he was right
about us only being legends when we're our superselves.
- We may not be legends, but at least we're not old.
[dog barks]
Yes, in a dog bowl. I'm getting it, Benny!
- Hey, mister, can I come into the cwub?
I'm this many years old.
- Come on, man. You're embarrassing yourself.
- Dad!
- What is-- [clears throat]
[deep voice] What is it, son?
- The mean man won't let me into the cwub.
- Now, you look here, sir.
I can assure you that my son is--
[both screaming]
- Soda delivery.
- Nobody told me about a soda delivery,
but go on in.
- What?
You're just gonna let those guys in?
They're older than Schwoz!
- [yelps]
- That guy controlling the spotlight
wouldn't know good dancing if it bit him in the face.
- Mika, did you bite that man in the face?
- I tried. He's pretty fast.
- Understandable. You're a good dancer.
- Thank you.
You guys having a legendary night?
- Miles and I are janitors, which sounded fun
until we had to clean the toilets.
- Oh. - I told you to wear gloves.
- Yeah, well, I just got barked at by a dog
for getting his order wrong.
[dog barks]
I am getting you a new one, Benny!
This night is busted.
- Really is. - Couldn't get any worse.
- Hey, there's Mitch Bilsky.
Maybe he's got some advice
that can help us turn this night around.
- What's he doing back here?
- You don't think he's dumb enough to come back
and try to steal the Gold Soda again, do you?
- You ready to try to steal that Gold Soda again?
- Yeah, but what if Danger Force is here?
- Oh. I'll find out.
Hey, turds, is Danger Force in the house tonight?
- No, but they was here last night.
Total legends!
- Yeah, well, me and my boys are about to be legends too,
'cause we're here to steal that golden soda.
All right, boys.
Whip out those -irons
and cover your faces.
That way, they don't know who we are.
- Don't worry, everyone. I've got this.
I'm calling Danger Force.
I have AWOL's direct line.
We're exclusive.
- ♪ Danger
- [laughs nervously] Ha-ha.
I'm a big Danger Force fan.
Probably my dad calling.
I bet he lost the TV remote again.
Y'all know how dads are, right?
[overlapping chatter]
- All right!
That's enough about dads. Let's get back to the robbery.
- Now, where was I?
Oh, yeah, we're gonna steal the golden soda!
And some cash.
And some of these light fixtures in here,
because they are fantastic!
Yeah, perfect blend of classic and modern.
Whoever picked these out has really good taste.
- Yeah! [overlapping chatter]
- Now, since Danger Force isn't here,
I suggest anyone who doesn't want to get hurt
or Mitched right in the face better scoot on out.
[panicked chatter]
- Guys, I don't know what
getting Mitched in the face means,
but mine's kind of important to me,
so I'm gonna run.
- What?
We can't just stand by and let this crime happen.
- Well, then let's turn into Danger Force
and pop these Bottle Snatchers.
- But if we change into Danger Force,
we lose the challenge with Ray.
- But just because Danger Force can't save the day
doesn't mean Bose, Miles, Mika, and Chapa can't do it.
- Oh, I like where you're going here.
- Are you saying what I think you're saying?
- Let's go be legendary.
[dramatic music]
- ♪ Danger
♪ Whoa [music slows to a stop]
[shouting]
- Baby want soda!
- This is by far your worst attempt.
- Mitch Bilsky and his crew are trying to steal
the Gold Soda and some very tasteful light fixtures!
You've got to do something!
- That's an inside-the-club problem.
I only deal with outside-the-club problems.
- Hey, Dad, you think you could take me
back to the car and change me?
I think I just... blew out my diaper.
- Ew, gross, for real? - Just take me.
[whooshing]
- Boy, that was one handsome baby.
Anyway, I'm Captain Man here for the first time tonight--
ah, forget it.
[all groaning]
- Turns out we are out of practice
at fighting crime without our powers.
- I blocked that guy's bottle throw.
- With your head!
- At least now we know what it means
to get Mitched in the face.
- Okay, that's the last of the light fixtures.
Now let's take this Gold Soda and get the Mitch out of here.
- I don't think so, Mitch.
- Captain Man, how'd you get in?
You're way too old.
- Oh, my God, you're, like, . You're still in high school.
- Hey, teacher says I'm on course
to graduate next year.
- Oh, yeah? Well, they're gonna have
to send your diploma to the hospital,
'cause that's where you'll be.
- Well, it's five against one which means we got
two more dudes than you.
Get him, boys!
[all grunting]
♪
Ah, ah, ah!
One more step, and I'll smash the Gold Soda.
- So? - Hey!
That Gold Soda was given to me by the Soda Pope!
- Again, I say, so?
[slow-motion shouting]
♪
- I believe this is yours.
- You four random kids came out of nowhere
and saved the Gold Soda!
You're legends! - What?
I just took out these four dudes all by myself.
- You four are going up on the Wall of Legends.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, imagine that punch
that I just did in slow-motion, huh?
That would have been legendary.
- Mm, would it, though? - Yes!
- Our catch was legendary.
- She's right. Everyone say, "Club Soda!"
- Oh, can I at least be in the picture too?
- I'm sorry, but you're too old to be in here.
I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
- This is some ageist malarkey right here.
- Bye!
- Let me see those legendary smiles.
all: Go, Mika! Go, Mika! Go, Mika! Go, Mika! Go, Mika!
Go, Mika! Go, Mika! Go, Mika! Go, Mika!
- ♪ Always on the scene in the nick of time ♪
♪ The second I see trouble, I know I'll be fine ♪
♪ I'm okay
♪ I'm okay!
♪ Danger
♪ Whoa, whoa
♪
♪ Danger! One, two, three, Force! ♪
02x11 - Bottle Snatchers
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Series is a spinoff of Henry Danger and follows four new superheroes-in-training, to attend Swellview Academy for the Gifted.
Series is a spinoff of Henry Danger and follows four new superheroes-in-training, to attend Swellview Academy for the Gifted.