- Scalpel! - Scalpel.
[dramatic music]
- Chisel! - Chisel.
♪ ♪
- Man-saw! - Man-saw.
♪ ♪
- [grunting]
- Why in the Jack Frost
is it so cold in the Man's Nest?
I was trying to work on my Man Tan!
- It's so that Miles' ice sculpture doesn't melt.
- Too much hot makes ice go away, right?
- Exactly right, buddy.
- I call it "Mount Us-more."
- Why in the Abominable Snowman did you make an ice sculpture?
- Because he's gonna enter
the Quint Cities ice sculpting competition.
- The QCISC? Pfft!
You're wasting your ice, pal.
Rivalton's Archduke Fernando-- [all spit]
- Has won that contest for years straight.
- Hey, look, our spit froze.
- You're right, but this year, I think we've got the sculpture
to stop him right in his snow tracks.
Am I right?
- Sho 'nuff.
- Did that snowman just talk?
[dramatic music]
- I said, "Sho 'nuff."
Plus, this way, Archduke Fernando--
[all spit]
- He doesn't get the QCICICICICIC prize.
- Wait, what's the prize again?
- You get to pick the theme
of an upcoming Quint Cities holiday.
- You don't remember?
Last year, Archduke Fernando-- [all spit]
- Picked Ponytail Day.
- Oh, no. - Oh.
- Ah, come on, I rocked that pony.
- And the year before that, he also picked Ponytail Day.
- That's disgusting. - Not as good.
- And all the years before that, Ponytail Day!
- Ah, come on. - Stupid.
- Stop, stop, stop. I can't see any more ponytails.
- Well, you can stop worrying about it
because that's not happening this year.
Not on Mika's watch.
- What do you mean?
I'm the one who's been doing all the work.
Don't post pictures yet. It's not finished!
- I'm just engaging
in some good old fashioned smack talk with the Archduke.
- Mika, talkin' smack?
- You're used to Mika Macklin. Get ready for Mika Smacklin.
"Dear Arch-poop Turd-nando."
all: Whoa!
- Yes, queen!
- "Just thought you'd like to see the sculpture
that's gonna kick your ice."
both: Whoa!
- I love Mika Smacklin.
- "Have a blessed day. Love, Danger Force."
- Mm, I don't love that part. - And bah-doop.
- Someone's at the SWAG front door.
- Jeezum crow.
The Archduke's counterattacking.
Computer, arm the front door lasers.
- It's a little girl.
- [sobbing]
- Right, Computer, aim the lasers a little lower.
- That's my sister.
- Chapa!
- You have a sister?
How long has this been going on?
- years, months, days. I'll be right down, Sage.
- We'll come with you.
- Yeah, we wanna meet your sister.
And I wanna know why she's crying.
- You coming, Ray?
- I do love crying children,
but I just got a new tanning bed, so no.
♪ Tanning bed, here I come ♪
♪ Here I come ♪
♪ Tanning my face ♪
[upbeat music]
- He's dead!
- It's gonna be okay, Sage.
- Uncle Hambone is dead!
- You had an uncle named Hambone?
How long has that been going on?
- Bose! Be respectful.
But seriously though,
there's gotta be a story behind that name.
- I am sorry for your loss. - May I ask how it happened?
- Well, he was at work.
- Uh-huh. -Mm-hmm.
- At his job of being an astronaut.
- Oh. - Okay, Uncle Hambone.
- And when he was on the moon, he got eaten by a space tiger.
- Huh? - There are space tigers?
How long has that been going on?
- Uncle Hambone was Sage's imaginary friend.
- And now he's dead! Chapa, I need you to come home.
- Of course, let's go.
- Well, when are you coming back?
- When she gets over this.
- I'm never getting over this!
- Take as much time as you need!
- Yeah, and tell your uncle I said hi.
♪ ♪
- It's so beautiful.
We are having a great ice hair day.
- Right?
What the--
- It's the ghost of Uncle Hambone.
He's come for our very souls!
- Uncle Hambone wasn't real.
- You're right. Only real people can be ghosts.
- No, there's no such thing as ghosts.
- What about that old timey lady
that once haunted SWAG?
- Tilda, turn the lights back on.
- It wasn't Tilda. The power just went out.
- [grunting]
I was just in my tanning bed, and the power done gone out.
- Did you refuse to pay the power bill again?
- I have never paid the power bill,
and it'll be a cold day in July
when they weasel a dime out of old Ray Manchester.
- Actually, I pay the power bill
for you every month, so it can't be that.
- Saboteur.
- Looks like the whole city's out of power.
- The power's out in all of Swellview?
- Well, at least it's finally starting to warm up in here.
- That's true. It's been really cold.
Like, a little too cold, if I'm being honest but, you know.
At least the ice sculpture ended up looking nice.
[dramatic music]
The ice sculpture! - It's melting!
- I told you, too much hot makes ice go away.
- We've gotta cool the Man's Nest back down,
or else we'll lose the QCISC.
- People, I do not want to see
Ray and Schwoz in ponytails again.
♪ ♪
[cell phone ringing]
- It's Archduke Fernando. [all spit]
- What do you want, Fernando?
- Oh, I was just checking in to see how the power is
at your precious Man's Nest.
- Okay, this is weird
because the power actually just went out over here.
- Hmm, I wonder who cut off all the power in Swellview?
- Minyak.
- No.
- Tilda? - No.
- It was him!
- It was Archduke Fernando, man.
[all spit]
- What? Now you listen to me.
- No, click.
- Weird, he must've lost service.
- He hung up on you.
- Aw, man, ice sculpture sad.
Look, ice sculpture crying.
- No, baby, it's not crying. It's melting.
We need to fix this.
- Schwoz!
Hey, how'd you... - What's up?
♪ ♪
- I must've loosened it up for you.
I'm stronger than Schwoz, everybody.
Any-Ray, the power's out.
We need you to get it back on half past now,
so can't we run the Man's Nest on coal?
- Yeah, but the mole people who mine it for us are on strike.
- I'm sorry.
You have mole people that mine coal for you,
and that powers the Man's Nest?
- Oh, relax, I pay them.
- No, you don't. That's why they're on strike.
- It'll be a cold day in July before those moles weasel
a dime out of old Ray Manchester.
- Schwoz, isn't there some way to turn the power back on?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, all we have to do is have
Chapa do some zappy zappy on the Man's Nest power cord,
and he'll have enough energy to power a small city.
- "Swet," dude.
Miles, take the smart one and the not-so-smart one,
and go get the angry one.
- On it.
- Hey, I'm sorry Ray called you the not-so-smart one.
♪ ♪
[upbeat music]
[tense music]
- This is Chapa's house?
- I always pictured her living with wolves.
- I always pictured her living on the side of a building
with a bunch of gargoyles.
- I imagined her
hanging from the ceiling of a cave like a bat.
- Ooh, yeah.
- You know, kind of like... [hisses]
- [hisses] - No, it's more like...
- Okay, I gotcha. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- What are you doing here? - Saying hi.
Hi.
- Also the power's out in the city.
- I noticed.
- So we need you to use your electricity
and charge up the Man's Nest's power cord,
so my ice sculpture doesn't melt.
- Look, I'm usually DTZ, Down To Zap,
but my sister's in her feels right now, so I'm HFN.
Home For Now.
Sage is just IM, Too Important To Me.
- You've literally never mentioned Sage before today.
- Or abbreviated things.
- Come on. You'll be back in ten minutes.
- Did you not hear how heartbroken she is?
- I'm so heartbroken!
- Look, I know your sister lost her imaginary friend,
but this is serious.
If we don't win this ice sculpture contest,
we're gonna have to see Ray and Schwoz wear ponytails.
- Come back inside.
It's time to mourn Uncle Hambone.
He's dead!
- I gotta go. - Please, Chapa, come--
- ISGD!
- ISGD?
- I Said Good Day! both: Oh.
- It all just kind of happened.
[overlapping chatter]
You get all that?
- ♪ Danger ♪
[vocalizing]
♪ ♪
♪ Danger! One, two, three, Force! ♪
- We look amazing.
- You've been posing for hours.
[all shouting at once]
- That's right, keep walking, Schwoz.
Keep walking.
[upbeat music]
[groaning]
- I said no breaks!
- I tired.
- Schwoz, there's no power in all of Swellview.
And your rowing machine is powering this tanning bed,
so if you don't row, then I don't glow.
- How 'bout a quick snacky break?
- No breaks!
For you. I'm gonna go get some pudding.
[dramatic music]
Ding-dang it, Schwoz!
I thought I told you to mop this up.
- Ray, we need--ah!
What the--
My sculpture! We're running out of time.
- I thought you were bringing Chapa back
so she could power up the Man's Nest.
- She wouldn't leave.
- I'll bring her back. Come on.
This is why you don't send children
to do a Captain Man's Job.
- Okay, but before we go,
you should know that Uncle Hambone--
- Bap, bap, bap. Don't tell me anything.
Information only clouds my judgement.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
Good news, I'm here.
- Thank you.
- This is why you don't send children
to do a Captain Man's Job.
- He literally used that same line
like six seconds ago.
- Yeah, and it k*lled both times.
- Here, I'll knock for you. - No need.
I'll use the doorbell.
Ding dong.
- Oh, geez. - Captain Man?
- What are you doing here?
- Greetings, Swellview normals.
Sorry to break up your little party,
but I need to borrow your daughter.
- Me? - No, that one.
- But why? - Yeah, what for?
- For super top secret Captain Man business, okay?
God, will you get off my back? Wait, who's that?
- That's Sage's friend, Uncle Hambone.
- He's dead!
- He's my sister's imaginary friend.
He had an accident on the moon.
Now he's gone, so we're mourning him as a family.
- You know, I had an imaginary friend when I was a child.
His name was Bubbles.
- What happened to him?
- He was deep sea diving for treasure off the coast
of Puerto Vallarta,
and he got eaten by an electric shark.
- Poor Bubbles!
- I loved him, but now he's dead!
- He's dead! - He's dead!
- Why did we think bringing in Ray would make things better?
- Yeah, time for a new plan. - I've got one.
We dress up tiny Ray to look like Uncle Hambone.
He shows up and tells Sage goodbye,
maybe she gets some closure.
No more sad. Chapa gets to leave.
- I love you, my dude, but that plan is dog water.
- I love my dog's water.
- I got a better idea. I'll be right back.
- So you like food? - Huh?
- Whoa, you got Chapa.
- I got Clone Chapa. - 'Sup.
- She can take Chapa's place,
so real Chapa can come back and help us.
All right. Time to shine, Clone Chapa.
We're counting on you.
[tense music]
Gah--ow! - [laughing]
[crash]
- [groaning]
- Well, suddenly, my tiny Ray idea
doesn't sound so stupid.
- Oh, honey, yes, it does,
which is why we're gonna do an idea from a smart person.
- We just tried my idea. - I meant me.
Go get Schwoz.
[upbeat music]
- I know I haven't known Uncle Hambone
for all that long.
- You literally just heard about him today.
- And although he was imaginary,
the love that he brought to this world was real.
And I know that he would want me
to share this song with you.
♪ Hamboney boy ♪
[knock at door] - Oh, thank God.
- ♪ The moon is calling ♪
- Hey, girl!
I just wanted to check up on my bestie
during this very difficult time.
- You already did. - I'm doing it again!
And on my way over here, I just happened
to come across this used imaginary friend sale--
- Hey, hey, hey, how you doin'?
Bean's Tambourines,
imaginary friend salesman at your service.
Mind if I wear my shoes inside? Much obliged.
- We're kind of in the middle of something here, Beans.
- Middle of something?
My friend, you are at the start of something,
a beautiful relationship with your brand-new,
slightly used imaginary friend.
♪ ♪
Sick of getting caught in the imaginary rain
with your imaginary umbrelly?
Well, let me introduce you to your new best friend,
Barnaby Ticklesworth. Was only imagined once
by a little old lady in Tallahassee.
Umbrelly still in working order.
- I already have an umbrella.
- Of course, of course.
No one's raining on your parade.
But I noticed what you don't have, a mini moose.
It's all the fun of a moose in a fraction of the size.
It's very a-moose-ing.
Come on, kid.
What's it gonna take for me to get you into a brand-new,
slightly used imaginary friend today?
- Well, the moose is pretty cute.
- So cute. I think it's perfect for you.
- Buy now, I'll throw in a month's supply
of imaginary moose food.
- That's a good deal. - That's a great deal.
- Okay, I'm in.
Let me grab my imaginary wallet.
- Hey! - Are you kidding me right now?
You're just gonna forget about Uncle Hambone like that?
He's not even cold yet.
- Uh...
- Let me ask you a question.
Was there a time that Uncle Hambone
was ever not there for you when you needed him?
- No. - No.
But ten seconds of listening to this crook--
- Hey!
- And you're ready to just forget about him forever?
- No, I love Uncle Hambone, but he's dead!
- That's right, and there's nothing
in your briefcase of lies that's gonna change that.
So why don't you just get out of here, huh?
You carpet baggin' huckster!
Hey, listen, the kids not ready,
but Barnaby Ticklesworth sounded great for me.
Do you have a card I can take or something?
- Ray, do you not recognize me?
- Oh, I recognize a good deal when I see one.
I'll call you.
♪ ♪
Take this with you!
- Ah, my briefcase.
♪ ♪
- [sighs]
Guess we have no other choice.
- You mean...
- Oh, man, you guys must've had no other choice.
- Let's just hope this works.
- This is why you never send a man to do a tiny man's job.
- I can't believe we're doing my idea.
What do I win? - Nothing.
- Yes.
- Hey, I'm not getting any tinier.
Let's do this thing.
- Mika?
- Hey, I'm just back to check on Chapa, again,
for the third time.
- We brought gummy pizza.
- Uncle Hambone's favorite. Come in.
[tense music]
♪ ♪
- Oh, by the way, Chapa's parents,
I think I saw your garbage can on fire out front.
- What?
- The garbage cans aren't supposed
to get set on fire until Wednesday!
- What now?
- Oh, we just wanted to tell Sage
how sorry we are about Uncle Hambone.
- Yeah, it's such a shame that you never got a chance
to say goodbye to--
[gasps] What ho!
It appears your imaginary friend is here
from the other side.
- Hey, Sage, it's me, Uncle Hamster!
- Hambone. - Yeah, whatever.
Anyway, I'm here to tell you not to worry about me.
Just get over it already.
- This is a new low, even for you guys.
- Shh, just watch.
- I miss you, Uncle Hambone.
- Aw, and I miss you. But you have to let me go.
Besides, the people we really love never truly leave us.
I'll always be with you in here.
Now it's time for me to go.
I gotta go do my favorite thing.
- Fight space tigers? - In heaven.
Be brave, Sage. Go, live your life.
Hey! What's that over there?
♪ ♪
- He's right. It's time for me to move on.
Who wants some more gummy pizza?
- I'll take some if it makes you happy.
- I'll go get some chopsticks.
- Okay, look, I know that was really manipulative,
and you're probably really mad at us.
- It was all Mika's idea. - Hey!
- You guys, it's fine. - It is?
- Well, in that case, it was all my idea.
- I just wanted my sister to feel better,
and even though what you guys did was borderline evil,
it made Sage feel better, so thanks.
- Are we about to hug? - Absolutely not.
But I will help you power up the Man's Nest.
- Oh, right, the ice sculpture.
I totally forgot because I was so distracted
by all my great ideas.
- Let's get out of here and save our ice.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Okay, here we go.
♪ ♪
Whee--watch out!
- Schwoz, we got Chapa.
How do we charge the Man's Nest power core
and save the sculpture?
- About that.
- My sculpture!
- No, Mount Us-more is Mount No-more.
- As long as there's still ice,
we still have a chance!
Get me my Man-saw.
[dramatic music]
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
We are proud to present to you...
both: Uncle Hambone!
- It is our tribute to the magic of imaginary friends
and the love they bring into our lives.
- Immaculate carving. Impeccable line confidence.
Magnificent expression while showing remarkable restraint.
It restores my faith in humanity.
I award it first place!
- Yes! - Yes, we won!
- This is a travesty!
You can't win. I cheated fair and square.
- And what will you be
declaring the theme of the Quint Cities holiday?
- [indistinct] - No, no, no, no.
[indistinct muttering]
- All right.
- We've decided that theme will be
No Ponytails Day.
- No!
Gideon!
♪ ♪
- Hey, pal, Bean's Tambourines here.
Can I interest you in any
of my patented imaginary ponytails?
If you don't want a pony, you're just a big phony.
[laughs]
- ♪ Always on the scene in the nick of time ♪
♪ The second I see trouble I know I'll be fine ♪
♪ I'm okay ♪
♪ I'm okay! ♪
♪ Danger ♪
[vocalizing]
♪ ♪
♪ Danger! One, two, three, Force! ♪
02x21 - Uncle Hambone
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Series is a spinoff of Henry Danger and follows four new superheroes-in-training, to attend Swellview Academy for the Gifted.
Series is a spinoff of Henry Danger and follows four new superheroes-in-training, to attend Swellview Academy for the Gifted.