02x23 - Class Action Heroes

[bunniefuu]

- One, two.

Dang it!

One, two.

Dang it!

- Hurry!

- Come on, Bose. - Sorry.

I'm sorry. - One, two.

Dang it!

- So happy to see you're up doing whatever this is.

- Never slept.

Been up all night looking for a three-nut.

Dang it!

- What is a three-nut?

- A three-nut is a peanut with three nuts in its shell,

instead of the normal two.

It's very rare.

Some say it has magical powers.

- I saw a click-clock that said the same thing.

So of course, it's true. - Focus!

- Shoe, Bose. - Come on, man.

- Okay, okay.

- Hey, now that we got the kids here,

we can really get moving on the big bag.

Better start pounding power milks.

You're gonna need that energy for a long day

of three-nut hunting.

- Easiest no of my life.

- No, thank you.

- Yeah, we'd love to help you.

But we're late for school, and Bose

left his shoe in his locker.

- Found it.

- There's no school today or any day, for that matter, remember?

Schwoz infested Sw.A.G. with those

fire-hornet-termites-spiders.

- No, brosef.

Remember the bear I got?

Now, it's infested with fire hornet termite spider bears.

- Hey, looks like you graduated!

♪ Da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da ♪

- Ray. Ray!

Miss Shapen is gonna tell our parents

if we don't go to school.

- Yeah.

Dude, until Schwoz fixes Sw.A.G.,

we have to keep going regular school.

- Who's gonna help me search for magic peanuts?

- Not me. - Not me.

- Not me. - Try the clones.

- Or Chest Monster. - Or that guy, The Commissioner.

- Never!

- Ready.

- Hey, found a four-nutter. - Cool.

- No, Miles! - Four-nutters are bad luck.

- There.

Now it's a three-nutter. We gotta go. Bye.

- I don't like this regular school.

I don't like it one bit.

all: Down the tube.

[upbeat music]

- I love regular school.

- That kid's name is regular school?

- This totally beats looking through bags

of peanuts all day.

- Yeah, I love it here too.

I'm remembering things my teacher

says hours after he said them.

- It's called learning, my guy.

- Whatever it's called, it's great.

There's just something about Mr. Luhan.

He's really engaging.

- Hey, Bose.

- What's up, Mr. Luhan?

- Personally, I'm kind of on the fence about this place.

- Good game yesterday, De Silva.

- I mean, I could warm up to it.

- Oh, man!

All my dad packed me for lunch was shredded cheese.

- Your dad shredded your cheese?

Lucky.

- Hey, dudes, if you need a lunch,

I got the hook up on the best sandwiches in town.

- Hit me with it. - Miles, show him the goods.

- Hey.

I got turkey, pastrami, turkey pastrami.

Got some hoagies.

Keep them warm in my armpits.

And I got some paninis, pressed.

Don't ask where I keep those.

- Let me get two of those paninis.

- Oh, I want one too.

- All right.

Oh, nice. All right, line up, people.

Come get your Miles' Long Subs right here.

- Attention.

I said attention!

Thank you.

Mika Macklin, Miles Macklin, Chapa De Silva,

and Bose O'Brien, your, "Handsome father

who is too young to have kids your age,"

is he's here to pick you up.

He says you have to go to-- and he was very clear

that I needed to say this--

to the butt doctor, you know, to get your butts checked.

[laughter]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Did she say that stuff about the butt doctor?

all: Yes.

- [laughs]

Anyway, let's go. - Wait, wait.

But my butt doctor appointment isn't until Thursday.

- We're not going to the butt doctor.

- Until Thursday.

- We've got a mission.

We've got to get down to the Hip Hop Purée.

There's something really crazy going down.

- Like a crime? - Yeah.

We gotta get there A.S.A. Now.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Oh my, God! - It's a crime.

- Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

- I repeat, it's a crime that we haven't

tasted this flavor sooner.

- And I repeat, oh, my God.

It's okay.

- My purée is gone.

So come on down to Hip Hop Purée and try some Captain

Man-go for yourself.

- Captain Man-go.

Ha! I just got it.

- This is why Ray pulled us out of regular school?

- I don't like being pulled out of regular school.

Regular school's fun. - Relax.

It was just this purée thing.

He's not gonna pull us again.

- I'm gonna pull you kids again tomorrow

'cause they're naming a bagel after me

down at Schmear Factor.

Oh, and also on Friday, 'cause there's a new waterslide

in Slip-N-Falls.

Trent, interview me.

- He's never gonna let us finish a single day of school, is he?

- I don't think so.

- Guess I better cancel that butt doctor appointment.

- Uh, uh...hey.

[laughs]

Mm.

It all just kind of happened.

[overlapping chatter]

You get all that?

- ♪ Danger ♪

[vocalizing]

♪ ♪

♪ Danger! One, two, three, Force! ♪

- We look amazing.

- You've been posing for hours.

[all shouting at once]

- That's right, keep walking, Schwoz.

Keep walking.

- Ernie, one BLT. Appreciate it.

Charlene, one muffuletta with extra olives.

Thank you.

Big Bobby.

One banh mi for banh you.

- Hey, my banh mi is missing the Persian cucumbers.

- Uh...look!

Steven Seagal.

- No. Dude, that's Steven Segel.

He just kind of looks like Steven Seagal.

- My mistake.

Anyway, here's your Persian cucumbers.

- Cukes!

- Where'd you get the Persian cucumbers?

- Persia. - Ah, yes, land of cats.

- And here's the money I owe you for paying

for my bamzoni driving lessons

and that bamzoni I wrecked

when I crashed into that other bamzoni.

- You are making bank with these sandwiches.

- What can I say?

Regular school's been good to me.

- Yeah. Well, enjoy it while you can.

Ray's probably gonna pull us out of school for something

stupid any minute.

- Why can't we just tell him the truth,

that we like regular school better than his school?

- The truth? Ray can't handle the truth.

- Do we need to remind you about when

we told him we like Schwoz's quiche more than his?

- Uh, can we flash back? - Oh, we're flashing back.

- I swear to God I'll do it.

I'll blow the Man's Nest sky high.

- Ray, calm down.

All we said was we like Schwoz's quiche a little better.

- Well, you can all just quiche the Man's Nest goodbye.

- No, Ray, Ray. Stop, stop, stop!

We lied! We like your quiche better.

We like it better.

- You guys--you guys mean that?

- Yeah.

This was all just a November fool's joke.

[indistinct chatter]

- Heh-heh, you guys really got me good.

- Beep-beep. Bamzoni coming through.

- I paid for his lessons, you know.

[loud crash]

- Ugh!

- I totally forgot about those quiches.

- Hey, did somebody say something about quiches?

Hey, kids.

It's me, your favorite lunch lady, lunch lady Lisa.

It's actually me, your favorite superhero,

just in an incredibly convincing disguise.

- We know it's you, Ray.

- Listen, Miles, I need you to teleport me

to the batting cages with Bigfoot.

- The batting cages are on the way to school.

You must have passed them on the way here.

- Yeah, I actually passed them twice, 'cause first

I forgot my ironclad lunch lady disguise, and I had to go back.

- Just drive there.

- I like to make a dramatic entrance.

Come on, let's go.

- I'm kinda in the middle of school here.

- Yeah, I can get you out, unless you guys

like being in school more than you like

hanging out with me.

But that's not true, is it? - No!

- Of course not. We love you. - No, you're the man, man.

- We love your quiche so much. - Cool. Let's go.

- But the problem is, I can't teleport

in front of all these people. - Oh, yeah.

I already thought of that.

Hey kids, Captain Man's outside signing autographs.

Get out there.

Get your autograph.

There you go.

Get out there, you...

okay, let's roll, Miles. Foot's waiting.

- [groans]

- Well, at least we're still here.

- Yeah. Better Miles than us.

- I have a feeling he'll be back for us.

[upbeat music]

And they're gonna make me captain

of the basketball team, which is cool and all.

But you know how Ray gets when other people

get to be captains.

- Uh-huh.

- You're not listening, are you? - Not at all.

I think it's time for that boy and I

to take it to the next level. - You mean--

- I'm gonna talk to him. How do I look?

- I mean, you've got something on your face.

- I do? What is it? - A dazzling smile.

- Oh, Chapa.

- Just got talk to him already.

- Hi, I'm Mika.

[leaf blower whirring]

Oh. Okay.

- Hey, kids. It's me, your favorite groundskeeper,

groundskeeper Gus.

- Okay.

I was just gonna say, do you have...

Will you please give that a rest?

Hey! I was trying to talk to him.

- It's actually me, your favorite superhero,

just in an incredibly-- - Yeah, I know!

- Anyway, look, the Wi-Fi in the Man's Nest is down,

and I can't watch KLVY Plus.

I gotta stream yesterday's news.

- [sighs]

Can I borrow this? Thanks.

Let's blow, Ray.

[leaf blower whirring]

- Well, at least we're still here.

- Once again, I have a feeling he'll be back for us.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- If Chapa makes this next sh*t we win.

- Uh-huh.

- Yeah, she's not listening.

Also, Ray is back.

[whistle blows]

- Foul! sh*t doesn't count.

This player is wearing performance-enhancing shoes.

Game over.

Oh, you're not gonna tech me.

Oh-oh-oh-oh.

- What the heck? - That's it.

Red card, red card.

- There are no red cards in basketball.

- Penalty, offside. You're outta here.

- What? Penalty?

Hey, it's actually me, Ray.

- Yeah, I know.

- Hey look, I need you to come to the Man's Nest

and jump-start the Man Scooter.

This punk kid at Duke E. Dawg's bet me I couldn't

jump Swellview Gorge on it.

- Fine. What?

- Look, you better watch that attitude.

- What?

- Number . Come on, who's got number ?

♪ ♪

- Mr. Luhan, quick question.

Who wrote the Swellview Constitution?

- I bet my boy Bose knows.

- Absolutely.

We covered it in class.

Plus, my stepdad, the Vice Mayor, hates the Constitution.

It was written by Ebegeezer Bilsky in ...

[can hissing]

- What is this?

Sleepy Smoke.

Oh, teachable moment.

Kids, this is one of nature's sillier fumes.

Side effects include...

- All right, Schwoz, get these kids back to the Man's Nest.

- Why do I have to do it?

- I'm the one that came up with the idea

to the Sleepy Smoke them.

- Can't believe I'm doing all this

just so you have someone to watch

the "Genuine Moments" with.

Okay Bosey, let's go-sy.

You're not my Bosey.

That's my Bosey.

Oh!

Okeydokey.

♪ ♪

- What? What's going on?

- Hey, look who's finally awake.

- Did you Sleepy Smoke us?

- You're welcome.

Got you out of that dumb regular school again.

- Raymond Esther Manchester, you cannot Sleepy Smoke

a gym full of children.

- You know, that's what Schwoz said,

but I sure proved him wrong.

And now you guys can spend the rest of the day

hanging out with me watching "Genuine Moments."

all: "Genuine Moments."

- Plus, after this, we gotta prep for tomorrow.

- Why are you pulling us out of school tomorrow?

- I'm not pulling you out of school tomorrow.

[together] Ahh!

- You're not even going to school tomorrow.

all: What?

- Yeah, The Puncher is coming to town.

- A bad guy named The Puncher?

- Does he make punch? I'm tirsty.

- Well, I hope you're "tirsty" for justice,

'cause The Puncher punches things hard,

so I'm gonna need my sidekicks.

- The teachers are gonna tell Miss Shapen

if we're not there all day.

- No, they're not, 'cause your clones are gonna go for you.

- But weren't our clones, like, jerks?

- Yeah, your old ones were.

That's why I had Schwoz make clones of your clones.

- Yeah, and Ray told me to clone them only using sugar and spice

so they're extra nice.

- No one's even gonna notice the difference.

- You're so smart, Ray.

- Okay, they might notice with Chapa,

but it's still a pretty amazing idea, right?

all: Great idea.

- Oh, man, if this works, you guys never

have to go to school again.

♪ ♪

- I don't wanna stop going to school.

There's so many things I love, that guy...

I know I set it up to sound like a list,

but all my brain can think about is that guy.

I love him.

- I love school too.

Mr. Luhan is so good at learning me English.

I don't hardly use double negatives no more.

- Wait, isn't there an assembly tomorrow?

The baby animal guy is gonna be there.

- Ahh!

We're gonna miss Animal Dan the Animal Man?

- I wish the clones could go fight crime with Ray

and we could go pet baby animals.

- Oh, my God, you are getting smarter.

Let's switch out with the clones tomorrow.

Ray will never even notice.

- But don't the clones not have superpowers?

- That's a double negative, and who cares?

- But Ray's gonna have to fight The Puncher by hisself.

- Oh, my God! There is no Puncher.

- Yeah, Ray's just been coming up with any reason

to pull us out of school.

I'm in on this plan. - Me too.

- You guys are in, then I ain't not for it.

- The only people Ray's gonna be keeping going to school

tomorrow are the clones.

[laughter]

- Why is everybody else laughing?

- I don't know, but now I'm too scared to stop.

[laughter]

- I'm so pumped for Animal Dan the Animal Man.

- Hey, you can sit here if you want to.

[upbeat music]

- Everyone, put your paws together

for Animal Dan the Animal Man.

He made me say the paws thing.

I asked him if I couldn't say it, and he said I had to.

- Who's ready to see some animals?

[cheers and applause]

Who wants to see...a dog?

[cheers and applause]

- I can't believe everyone is that excited about a dog.

- And how about a cat?

- Oh, my God, yes!

I love cats.

- I can't believe this is the kind of stuff we've been

missing out on at Sw.A.G.

- You think Captain Man has figured out we left him

with the nice clones yet?

- [scoffs] No.

- Ahh, it's a puncher's dream in here.

- Smart move, Boss, luring The Puncher to the Man's Nest.

- The only thing better than that plan is your quiche.

- I don't know what's going on today,

but you're all just way more right about how great I am.

- You really are the best, and your teeth are so white.

- Well, you know, my granny always said,

be true to your teeth or they'll be false to--wait a minute.

Chapa, you're never nice.

It's one of your best qualities.

- Thank you.

- Oh, ding-dang it!

You guys are the clone-clones, aren't you?

- Those nice Danger Force kids are at their school.

- They didn't want to miss Animal Dan the Animal Man.

- Yeah, but I need them here in case The Puncher shows up.

- Knock-knock.

Here's The Puncher.

- You guys are good at fighting, right?

- We're good at hugging.

- Oh, boy.

- You want some quiche?

- You are good at punching.

- The best.

- Ooh, nap time.

- Sweet dreams. Ahh!

- Here, I'll just present my face for you like so.

- So sweet. Ahh!

Ha-ha-ha-ha! Ahh!

Yah!

- Hey, Puncher. - Huh?

- You like punching stuff, huh?

- I think that's clear.

- How about you punch on someone your own size?

- Don't mind if I do. Yah!

Yeah! Out there!

- Come on, I've pooped out stronger stuff than you.

Ahh!

[speaking French]

- Yah! - Oh! What the?

Hey, you call that a punch, huh?

- Yah! Augh! - [laughs]

- Uhh! - Ugh!

- [laughs] - Uhh!

- [laughs] - Ahh!

- Ohh! - [laughs]

Come on; my grandmother's got more spunk than you.

- Yah! - Augh!

- Oh, I know this place.

Ooh!

- Ahh!

Heh-heh-heh-heh!

- Oh, wait, wait, wait!

Okay.

- Ahh!

♪ ♪

- If you liked that cat, you're gonna love this other cat.

- It's so cute.

- Ahh!

- Jeepers, it's Captain Man!

- [cackling]

Ahh!

- Oh, I'm so overwhelmed by The Puncher.

Really wish I had people on my side to kick him.

- Sweet sarsaparilla!

Where are your sidekicks?

- Wouldn't I like to know.

- Ooh...ahh!

[both grunting]

- Jumping jeepers, Danger Force is here too?

- Your dude's voice kind of sounds like--

- A baby from Brooklyn. I can't talk about it.

Let's just get The Puncher.

- Hey, that's me.

- Ahh!

- Augh!

- Crikey, m'merch!

- I wanted a turn.

- I mean, you can still have a turn.

He's just kind of laying there,

so it wouldn't be very sportsmanlike.

- Ahh!

- And you fried him like a taquito on Tuesday.

- Hey, everyone, give a cheer for my trusty sidekicks.

[cheers and applause]

- Gee willickers, Danger Force saved the day.

- You think he knows about the clones?

- Hey, you kids remember to stay in school.

You're never setting foot in this school again.

- I'm pretty sure he knows, dude.

♪ ♪

- You tricked me.

You left me here to fight The Puncher

by myself with nobody to help except four useless clones.

No offense, clones.

[together] No worries. None taken.

We love you. You're so good at chewing us out.

- Why don't you guys go down in the Man Garage

and clean it up, huh? - Sounds great.

- We are honored. - Go on, get out of my sight.

Okay.

- We only switched places with the clones

because you kept pulling us out of regular school

for dumb reasons.

- The Wi-Fi was down!

- So unplug it and plug it back in like a normal person.

- I thought you guys would like skipping school.

Regular school is boring, and you hate it,

and you miss hanging out with me, right?

Right?

- Okay. I kind of thought it was gonna be me

and Chapa saying this together, but...

we don't hate regular school at all.

- You despise it.

- No, we love it.

- But not as much as you love Sw.A.G., though, right?

- Sw.A.G. stinks, man.

Just me? Too far?

I'm sorry, Bose. Please continue.

- We loved Sw.A.G., but going back

to regular school kind of made us

realize what we were missing.

It's got tons of fun stuff like, oh, learning double negatives.

- Yeah, and hot guys. - And dominating the paint.

- And making hundos off sandos.

- I don't know what any of that means,

but I can tell you guys obviously

really like that place.

- So we can keep going to regular school?

- Look, if that's what you want, then yeah,

you can keep going to regular school.

[together] Yes! Yes!

- But if I need you, I can pull you out of there, right?

- As long as it's for crime fighting and not because

you forgot the Wi-Fi password.

- Or 'cause you ran out of toilet paper.

- Or 'cause you heard a spooky noise in the Man Basement.

- That was a scary-- - Or 'cause you need me

to pretend to be your son to meet moms at the park.

- All right, all right. I got it.

Look, it's a deal, okay?

- Yes! - Yes!

- But I don't understand why you wouldn't tell me

before that you like regular school more than Sw.A.G.

- 'Cause you're always freaking out on us

whenever we tell you a truth that hurts your feelings.

- I do not freak out.

- We don't like your quiche.

- I'm gonna blow up the Man's Nest.

- No, no!

[all shouting]

- ♪ Always on the scene in the nick of time ♪

♪ The second I see trouble I know I'll be fine ♪

♪ I'm okay ♪

♪ I'm okay! ♪

♪ Danger ♪

[vocalizing]

♪ ♪

♪ Danger! One, two, three, Force! ♪