- I gotta get Credenza
a necklace
with an enormous
heart-shaped diamond.
- I found some kind
of cave drawing.
- You will spend your days
building this.
- Ooh, fun! An evil device!
- [grunt]
- Just 'cause we made a banner
that doesn't mean
we defeated The Cell!
- That's exactly what it means.
- Why is he building
their evil device?
- You know, you put something
sciencey in front of him,
that big old brain's just
gonna science it right up.
[indistinct arguing]
[ding]
- These blueprints
are incomplete.
- Huh?
- Find that second page,
I'll bet this device
gets a lot more evil.
[rock music]
[jackhammer pounding]
- Hurry!
Mine faster!
- Did you say something?
- Yeah, I said mine--
[turns jackhammer on]
What I said was--
[jackhammer drilling]
- I said you need to--
[jackhammer drilling]
Ray wants--
Stop!
OK, stop it!
- [laughs] I'm sorry.
It's just, whenever
you get angry,
you do the cutest little dance.
- Aw!
Now back to mining!
- Hey, when we
became superheroes,
we didn't sign up to mine
heart-shaped diamonds
for our boss's girlfriend.
- More complaynies.
The sooner someone finds
a heart-shaped diamond
for Ray's girlfriend,
the sooner we can all
get out of here
and see the sun again.
- You know what
the worst part is?
- [coughs]
All this asbestos?
- No.
It's the fact that
Ray's up there right now taking
credit for all of our work.
- Oh, Ray would never
would never do that to us.
- Honey, rest assured
that I'm using my trusty spade
to get you into the
heart-shaped diamond club,
my queen!
- Are you building
a house of cards
while you're talking to me?
Uh--
- Because I am, too.
- [laughs] Oh, really?
- All by myself.
- Mom!
What the--
- Shh!
Go get some ice cream.
- Ice cweam!
- Me too.
I'm also working hard,
all by myself.
- What the--
- Dude!
- Go get some ice cream.
[both gasp]
both: Ice cweam!
[poof]
[jackhammer pounding]
[horn blares]
- Break time!
- Dance break?
- Do you even have to ask?
- No!
Ray says no dance breaks!
- Hm, too late.
[big band music playing]
Come on!
- You can't make me.
- I think she just did.
- Hey!
- Beam kick!
[rumbling]
- Hey, do you feel
an earthquake right now?
- That--that's just me
rocking your world.
Mika, Miles, get down there
and tell 'em to stop dancing
before they bring
this whole place down.
both: Beam kick!
[rumbling]
- Uh-oh.
- Ohh, this is why
there's no dance breaks
in the diamond mine!
- Ray says you guys
gotta stop dancing.
[stops music]
all: Boo!
- I think you're
causing an earthquake.
- You're darn right we are!
Beam kick!
- Ah!
[rocks clattering]
- No, no, not my card house!
[sigh]
Can I call you back?
- Yeah, I gotta go, too.
- OK, I feel like,
no matter what I say,
you're just gonna say--
all: Beam kick!
[rumbling]
- Miles!
- Sorry. I got carried away.
- Beam kick!
Huh, yeah!
[rumbling]
- [gasps] There's more!
- You're darn right there is.
Beam kick!
- Yeah!
- No, no, Bose was right!
- You're darn right I was!
Beam kick!
Wait, about what?
- When you said there was
more to the blueprints.
Look, our flawless beam kicks
just revealed
this new cave drawing!
It's page two of
the blueprints!
- Oh, so that's why the
device didn't work
when you built it
the first time.
- What I'm hearing is
we need more beam kicks.
Beam kick!
- What if
we all quietly danced
to the Man's Nest Sushi Room?
- I can agree to that.
You rollin' with us, Schwoz?
- No.
- Sush yourself.
[vocalizing]
Sushi, yeah.
Sushi, yeah!
Be like, mm!
[both grunt]
- Why'd you stop
the sush train?
- Whoo-whoo!
- What is that?
- [gasps]
Is that a new door?
- That's a door, all right.
New, if I'm not mistaken.
- Door kick!
- Do not open this door!
- Why not?
- You guys,
I don't exactly
run a tight ship around here.
I pretty much let you
do whatever you want.
- You're currently making
us mine heart-shaped diamonds
for your girlfriend.
- Like I said, I pretty much
let you do whatever I want.
And all I ask
is that you do not
go in this door.
All right?
- OK.
- Your nest, your rules.
- I can respect
people's boundaries.
- I already forgot what
we were talking about.
- I don't even care anymore.
- All right.
- Moving on!
- Hey, what's a door?
- Right?
- I don't even know.
- Thanks, guys.
- Let's go get some sushi!
I just wanna look at it!
- Yeah, we're not
gonna open it!
- That's what
I told myself, too.
[both yelp]
Four hours ago,
when I got here.
- How did you tie your
own sleeves together?
- I didn't.
He tied 'em for me.
It's for my own good.
It's the last thing he did
before he went over the edge.
- Bosey?
You OK?
- Door.
Door, door, door.
Door, door, door?
Door.
- "All look and no open
makes Bose a door boy."
Over and over again.
- Door.
- That's it!
I can't live like this anymore!
- Neither can I.
- We've gotta do something.
- Door!
- You know what we gotta do?
all:
We gotta open that door!
- It all just
kinda happened.
[overlapping chatter]
You get all that?
[vocalizing]
- We look amazing.
- You've been posing for hours.
[all shouting at once]
- That's right,
keep walking, Schwoz.
Keep walking.
- How are we gonna
approach this?
- Doors are meant to be opened.
- They're famous for it.
- Let's get this done.
And now simply to...
[electricity zapping]
[yelping, stammering]
[coughing]
open.
- Ahh. 1983,
a good year
for thirst-quenching
American soda.
Oh, hello!
If you're watching
this video,
I'm guessing you're smoldering
in pain because you
tried to open my door.
- [coughs]
I am not in pain! Ow.
- Never were a very
good liar, Mika.
- Is this prerecorded?
- Yes, Miles,
this is prerecorded.
You're all just
that pre-dictable.
- That's it!
I'm teleporting in there!
- Oh, no, please don't!
- Oh!
- Yeah, I had Schwoz encase
the whole room in a
teleport-proof titanium alloy.
Titanium!
Same stuff they use to make
sturdy American golf clubs.
[kisses]
Right in the hole.
- You're not on a golf course!
You're in the Man's Nest!
- Hey, it's prerecorded.
He can't hear you.
- That's right, Bose,
I am 6'8".
Now, listen, we could
do this all day long,
or you could just accept the
fact that you will never,
ever get through this door.
Bye, now!
- Guess we've just gotta
take the L on this one.
- Ahh, 1983, a good year
for thirst-quenching
American soda.
- We are not taking
the L on this one!
- Ooh, my girl's fired up!
- Ray is a petulant,
narcissistic man-child!
- Ooh, we're using
big words now!
- And he needs to
be put in his place!
- The ground!
- Whoa!
- All right, yeah, that was too
far,
and I acknowledge that,
and I am not proud of it.
- We've gotta give him
a taste of his own medicine.
- He was just drinking
I don't think there's anything
that man can't stomach.
- What my sweet--but at this
moment delightfully devious--
sister means is
that we must do unto him
as he hath done unto us.
- OK, somehow you made
that even more confusing.
- Miles, you still got
that cardboard box guy?
- Harlito? Sure do.
He was in my cult.
- I thought it was a "community
of like-minded individuals."
- It was a cult,
and Harlito's in.
- Ah, cheese Danishes,
America's finest pastry.
[slurping]
Mmm!
Heh! Really should just
buy cheese next time.
Hot dang! Somebody must have
called Harlito!
Well, first things first,
let's open that red one.
- Whoa, there, Tiger!
- You better not lay those
cheesy paws on that box.
- Is this prerecorded?
- Sure is prerecorded.
You're just that pre-dictable.
- [chuckling]
- [spits]
OK, no one should
drink soda this old.
- Ray, we don't run
a tight ship around here.
- We work on a ship?
- All that we ask is that
you don't open that red box.
- All the other boxes
in the Man's Nest
are yours to open.
[inhales sharply]
Not the red one.
- We trust that you won't.
Bye, now.
- I'm just not
built for the sea.
- Very good.
[chuckles]
Very good, indeed.
Sneaky, but good.
Trying to give me a taste of
my own medicine, I see, huh?
Well, it's not gonna work.
Not on this big brain!
- He's leaving.
I told you we should not
have rented these robes!
- Oh, he'll be back.
He's gonna open
that red box,
get a taste of his own
medicine,
realize how hypocritical
he's been,
and let us in that door!
- For sure.
Yeah!
- Yes.
[phone chiming]
- Mika's castle.
What's your hassle?
- Where did you guys go?
I could use some help
with these blueprints.
And where is my sushi?
- Oh, Schwoz,
we are, like, three crises
past the sushi thing.
- But now that we have
the complete blueprints,
we can finally figure out what
The Cell was trying to build.
- Dude, we kaboomed The Cell.
They're gone!
You gotta live in the now!
And right now,
we're trying to get Ray
to let us open that new door.
- [gasps]
Don't go in there!
- Hey, that's the name
of tonight's episode--
tonight's "Genuine Moments"
episode, that is.
- Wait, Schwoz, you know
what's through that door?
- Yes. But Ray put a tiny
boomsday device on my heart,
and if I tell you, I go boom.
- So tell us.
- No!
Don't do that, Schwoz! Why?
- OK, OK, too far.
I acknowledge that.
I'm not proud of it.
Could you, like,
write that down?
Would it count?
- Oh, Ray's back!
- Uhh, we gotta go!
Hope your heart
doesn't explode! Bye!
["Ave Maria" playing]
- What is going on
in that man's head?
[sighs, groans]
- Open it!
- Oh, he is so gonna open it!
- Any moment now, he's gonna
bust that box wide open,
and get absolutely
boof'd in the face
with Schwoz's gross cologne.
- [grunting]
- Miles, you did fill the
Boxy-Woxy-Boof-Charge
with Schwoz's gross cologne,
right,
from the Shelf of Gross Stuff?
- I was going to,
but I went to the ATM
with Harlito,
so I asked Chapa to do it.
- I almost did, but
then I remembered something
a barista told me
that made me mad,
and I needed to sit with
my feelings for a while,
so I asked Bose to do it.
- [lip burbling]
- Bose, please tell me you
grabbed the right bottle
off the Shelf of
Gross Stuff to fill
the Boxy-Woxy-Boof-Charge?
- I sure did.
In fact, old Bosey
did you one better.
I grabbed every single
bottle from the Shelf
of Gross Stuff
and put them all inside
the Boxy-Woxy-Boof-Charge.
- Sweet Danish cheeses!
- Schwoz's gross cologne,
Tears of the Jolly Beetle,
Miles' gross
homemade hot sauce.
- Not cool!
- Yeah, Jolly Beetle Tears
can take away Captain Man's
indestructibility!
- No, I mean "not cool"
because my sauce doesn't
belong on the gross shelf!
- Dude, the flavors
are not there.
- What?
- We'll argue about
how underseasoned
Miles' sauce is later!
Right now, we've gotta
stop Ray from--
- I gotta open the box!
[expl*si*n booms]
[screaming]
- Oh my God!
Ray, are you OK?
- Ah, it burns!
It burns!
- Dude, we're so sorry!
- Ahh, apology not accepted!
What--what--
What's going on?
- Uh, we accidentally
just boofed you
with Jolly Beetle Tears.
- What?
- They left the
task up to me, sir.
Big mistake on their part.
- It's OK.
It's OK.
Uhh, there's an anecdote.
- The word is
actually "antidote."
- Ohh, not the time!
[all screaming]
- Oh, wow.
- Is it bad?
- No, it looks cute,
but where's the antidote?
- [cackling]
Well, you're gonna love this!
You're gonna eat this for
breakfast, lunch, and dinner!
- Dude, where is it?
- It's in the room!
- You mean--
- Yes, that's the one, Miles!
What does he win, Johnny?
[retching]
- Oh, he's gonna yak.
- What--what--
No! No!
[screaming]
- Huh!
- Eww!
- Well, I had to get to
the key to the door.
Are you happy now, huh?
Have you finally
found happiness?
- Kinda.
- Inside the room,
you'll find the antidote
for Jolly Beetle Tears.
Now, go!
- I don't wanna touch the key.
It's covered in Miles'
flavorless sauce.
- Oh, I knew I didn't
taste something.
- Gimme that key!
You all are mid sometimes!
- Hurry!
- Uh!
- Uhh!
- Ahh!
[poof]
- It's all happening.
- There could be anything
behind that door.
- What if there's a room that
is just filled with books?
Can you imagine?
- Honey, that's
called a library.
- [scoffs]
Yeah, OK, Mika.
- Just open the door.
- Ahh.
[alarm buzzing]
[whooshing]
[shimmering tone]
Ahh.
[hissing]
- Welcome home, Ray.
[eerie music]
all: What?
- How was your
day at work, Papa?
- I baked.
- Woof!
Woof!
- Lickums!
- We work for
a deeply disturbed man.
[door slams]
- Did you teleport us
to Buddy Fudgers' house?
- I don't think so.
- Woof.
- Buddy, you know Ray
likes a freshly dusted family
portrait when he comes home.
- Sorry, Mother. Papa.
- Does that say
"The Manchesters"?
- Oh, my God, I know
what's happening.
- [laughs]
Uh, easy, boy!
- Ray recreated Credenza's
house, complete with robots,
so he could practice acting
like a normal dad and husband.
- How do you know?
- This book's titled,
"How to Act like a Normal Dad
and Husband,"
it's crusty with
cheese Danish,
and it's written
by Henry's dad.
- I wish my birth dad
had read that.
- Oh! [laughs]
[dog whimpering]
Heavier than I thought.
- OK.
- OK. Ahh.
- OK There's the antidote.
Let's get it and get out of
here
before that dog assaults
my brother.
- On it.
- Ahh!
Ahh, ahh!
[dog whimpers, growls]
Ahh!
- Why can't I use my power?
- 'Cause this room
is powers-proof.
- How do you know?
- 'Cause this book is titled
"How to Build a Powers-Proof
Living Room Set
and Look Good Doing it,"
and it's written by Schwoz.
- Uh, guys?
[shimmering tone]
- Woof.
- I think Lickums is trying
to tell us something.
- What is it, boy?
- Woof! Woof! Woof!
- Intruders?
In Papa's own home?
- Where are they, boy?
- Woof. Woof!
Woof!
- [sighs]
[shimmering tones]
- Oh, Fudgers!
[both screaming]
[screaming]
[all screaming]
[rock music]
[all screaming]
[rock music playing]
- Keep it down up there!
I'm sciencing!
- [lip burbling]
- How did Ray train
his dog to do karate?
- That's my bad.
- "How to Train your Dog
to Fight like a Ninja,"
by Lula Elena Chapa Da Silva?
- Forward by Jackie Chan?
- He owed me a favor.
- [screams]
- Miles!
- Lickums, release!
- Ahh!
- Let's just get the antidote
and get out of here!
[grunting]
- Ahh!
- Oh!
- Ow!
[fighting efforts]
- Leave me alone!
Let go!
[grunting, screaming]
- I got it!
- Great.
- Help me!
- Did you have to do
all that flippy stuff?
- No.
But it's a useful distraction.
Watch.
- Have mercy, Lickums!
- What?
- Wow!
- Cool!
- Woof.
- Uh!
- Ah!
- Ahh!
- Yeah!
- See?
- Great job. Now let's get
this antidote to Ray.
- You like that, Lickums?
Huh? Huh? Bad boy!
Bad boy!
- All right. OK.
He's down!
- Yeah!
- He's not--
Ooh, OK!
All right! He's not worth it!
Miles!
Miles!
- You meanie!
You big meanie!
- You got him.
[bell dings]
- Huh?
- Casserole's done!
- Hey, guys. I just finished
building the evil device.
I'm about to turn it on.
- That's great, buddy.
We're just making sure
Ray's back to normal.
- I think I'm good.
- Let's just check.
- Uh!
I'm OK!
- Hey!
That's what I like to hear.
- Hey, let's go see
what Schwoz built.
- Hold up.
Hold up.
First, we've gotta discuss
that room you built.
- Mm, see, I do not wanna
talk about that.
- I actually think it's sweet.
- Stop.
- I do.
It shows how much you care
about Buddy and Credenza.
- You just wanna be
a good partner.
What's wrong with that?
- You didn't have to build
murdering robots, though.
You could just, you know,
be yourself.
- Yeah, but I don't
have a normal life.
I never have, ever since I was
eight, and I got densitized.
I don't know what to
do sometimes, you know,
and I really don't
wanna mess this up.
- Why don't you read my book?
- Bose, that book
just says "Door."
- Oh, sorry, wrong one.
"Just Be Your Handsome Self
and Everyone Will Like You,"
by Bose O'Brien?
Forward by Jackie Chan?
- That guy will write
anyone's forward.
- Hey, yeah!
I am handsome!
And everyone does like me!
- See?
- You guys, are we
doing this or not?
- Oh, yeah, sorry, right away!
- My bad!
- Schwoz, if I have to
walk all the way out there
and all this thing does is
make pancakes, I swear to God--
- OK, is everyone ready?
- Yeah, real quick,
could we maybe not
turn on the evil machine?
- Click.
- OK.
- Wow.
- It's really good.
- That was a letdown.
- Seriously, Schwoz?
- All right, Schwoz,
I appreciate your work.
- Does anybody want pancakes?
- Sorry.
[indistinct chatter]
[electricity crackling]
- My God!
- Danger Force built
a beacon for us.
He is coming.
- Truly, he is coming.
[vocalizing]
03x09 - Don't Go In There!
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Series is a spinoff of Henry Danger and follows four new superheroes-in-training, to attend Swellview Academy for the Gifted.
Series is a spinoff of Henry Danger and follows four new superheroes-in-training, to attend Swellview Academy for the Gifted.