03x13 - The Battle for Swellview pt. 2

[bunniefuu]

- Guess what?
I'm getting married!

- We know.
- Did you know that--

- Nothing is going
to surprise us!

- I'm retiring.
- What?

- These panels tell a story
that a monster is coming...

- In a comet...
- To slay a hero...

- To take over the world
with its followers.

- Oh, wow, look at that.
My mom is evil.

- Last chance to jump
on the winning team, babe.

- [gasps]
What's going on?

- According
to those cave drawings,

this thing can only
be controlled by a child.

- [roars]

- You just smoked
my best man, amigo!

[all screaming]

- [groans]
Well, this is just great.

My fiancée is evil.

My best man's
a pile of laundry.

And I just dropped
two grand on a tuxedo

for a body
I don't even have anymore!

- Buddy, please tell me
that you're still in there.

- [roars]

- [screaming] Look out!
- Ah!

- [growls]

- You just made it more angry.

- Lucky for us,
I'm always angry.

[electricity crackling]

[disembodied shrieking]

- All right, you got me.
The tux was ten grand.

But it's for my special day.

Quit making me feel bad,
you guys.

- [roars]

- Get us out of here.
- On it.

- Does anyone else
smell cocktail sauce?

- Forgot Ray's body.
Later, Buddy.

- [snarls]

- Ugh!
I cannot even believe this.

Someone told me
that their guy, Harlito,

had a line on cheap
yet luxurious folding chairs,

and I just saw the bill, and
they are not cheap, my friend.

- Okay, first of all,
don't tell me

you're out of money for chairs
when you spent ten large

on your tuxedo.

- 11.
- [sighs]

And second of all,
I can't believe

that you're still
marrying Credenza!

- [laughs] Buddy, I am $100,000
into nonrefundable deposits,

so if you think a little thing
like my fiancée

calling down a space monster
to end me

is gonna stop
my farmhouse dream wedding,

you need to check your math
and yourself.

- Okay, focus up, people!
What are we gonna do

about Smokey Buddy Fudgers
and his cosmic sword

that can cut through
Ray's indestructible neck?

- Maybe we don't have
to do anything.

Maybe now that
that smoke monster

"fulfilled the prophecy,"

it has nothing left
to do on Earth,

and it'll make like
my birth dad and just go away.

- Hmm.
- Uh, I-I don't think so.

- This thing is not
just going away.

- That's right, Trent.
If anything,

the problem is only
getting bigger.

- An evil teenage boy
is sucking up souls

and getting all swole.

Residents of Swellview

are fleeing the city
in droves.

- And others are fleeing
in cars.

- Sweet space monster, Mary,
"droves" just means a lot.

A lot of people are fleeing.

- We're going from bad
to worse here, people.

Schwoz, how long until
you reattach Ray's head?

- I haven't reattached
a head to a body

since I was ten years old.

It might take a minute.

- We don't have a minute!
We have an expanding

cosmic smoke monster
about to level Swellview!

We need Ray.
- Okay, well,

we don't have Ray,
so we need to find a way

to do this ourselves.
[helicopter thrumming]

- Hold up.

You guys hear that?

- That's a helicopter.

- I got this.
I speak fluent helicopter.

- My guy.
- What?

- Not right now.

- What do you want?

- To rescue you, Bose.

- See?
- That's no helicopter.

That's a mom!

- Hold tight!

Your moms and I are going
to zip-line down!

- Do you all even know
how to zip-line?

- Not really, but we watch
a lot of action movies

after you kids go to bed.

- Whee!
[all yelling]

[bodies thudding]

- The moms?

Oh, please tell me
they're okay.

- Pack your stuff.
We're getting you out of here.

- Oh, my God.
What happened to Ray?

- I got my head cut off.

Legend has it only a true mom's
kiss can make me whole again.

Now who's first?

- Okay, you're done.

- Wha--uh, uh, uh, come on!

- Vice Force One is taking
the dads to Neighborville.

Once it gets back,
you're coming with us.

- Can I come, too?

- Yes,
but you all have to hurry.

- Are we really
leaving Swellview?

- Yes!
- No.

- Chapa, this monster,

I don't think you can stop it.

- Of course we can.

- Everything in the prophecy
has come true.

It is literally
written in stone.

You can't change that.

- Watch me.

- This place has
a diamond mine?

- How long have you kids known

about this dang diamond mine
and not told us?

- It was my birthday last week,

and you bought me a robe.

Ha ha!
A robe.

- Oh, moms, moms--
[chuckles]

I don't think
Vice Force One can fly

with this much diamond weight.

- Then we leave Schwoz.

- Hey!
- And Ray's head.

- Hey!

- We'll take the body, though.

- Moms, please,
we're trying to focus!

- On what?

- I'm sick
of this stupid prophecy.

Bringing down a comet monster,

possessing our friend,

chopping off my boss' head!

- So we're changing it.

- Wait, can you do that?

- Just did.

- It's time to write
our own destiny.

- One where we win.

- And I get a baby chicken.

'Cause they're adorable.

And, uh...maybe it's
wearing a little cowboy hat.

- Sure, pal.

- It all just
kind of happened.

[overlapping chatter]

You get all that?

[vocalizing]

- We look amazing.

- You've been posing for hours.

[all shouting at once]

- That's right,
keep walking, Schwoz.

Keep walking.

- Major new developments
in the story

of the giant, evil teenage boy

who's wreaking havoc
all over Swellview.

- Authorities say he's even
more giant, more evil,

and somehow even more teenage.

- Yikes.
- And unlike us,

this monster is free to go
wherever it wants.

- Except underground,
which is where

Lil' Bobby Newser is hiding
and reporting.

Lil' Bobby, what the heck
is going on down there?

- Trent, I stand before you
be-scared and be-terrified.

[thunderous footsteps]
- Lil' Bobby, I'm picking up

a pounding noise
in my earpiece.

- Then you must
be hearing the sound

of my heart b*ating strong
as I--

oh, wait, that's footsteps.

[foundation rumbling]

- Run, Lil' Bobby!

Save your little self!

- Mr. Overunder,

I don't feel so good.

[static buzzing]

[test tone drones]

- At01 a.m. Swellview time,

we lost self-proclaimed
night owl and cub reporter,

Lil' Bobby Newser.

- Meanwhile,
some middle schoolers

got a visit from Kirby,

the juggling possum.

- Love Kirby.

He juggles.

- Upside-down.
[laughs]

[epic music]

- I'll call the helicopter.

We have got to save
these diamonds!

- You mean save our kids?

- But also the diamonds.

- We don't need saving.

- Yeah, Volt carved us
into the prophecy.

- We're gonna mess
that space fool up!

- But how?
You can't just carve yourselves

into stone and expect
everything to work out.

- First of all,
of course we can.

Second of all, this is
when Mika comes through

in the clutch.

Tells us the plan, Mika!

- I...don't have a plan.

- Of course you do.
You always have...

- I don't.
- At least one little plan.

- I really don't.
- Just a little plan--

- He is a smoky comet monster
that sucks souls

and turned Buddy Fudgers
into an angry giant!

I got nothing!

- [snaps fingers]
The comet!

Of course!

[device bleeps]

The comet that carried
the monster

has been captured
by the sun's gravity.

It's going to get sling-shotted
around the sun

where it will pass the Earth
one more time

before going back out
into deep space!

- [snaps fingers]
Capture.

That's it!

If we can capture the monster,

maybe we can blast it
back into the comet!

- [snaps fingers]
And two thousand years

from now, it'll be
someone else's problem.

- [snaps fingers]
And we can make

new cave drawings
that'll warn them.

- [snaps fingers] Okay.
That is an amazing idea, Mika.

- I literally didn't say--
- But how are we going

to capture giant,
evil Buddy Fudgers?

- All right, everybody.

Calm down.
I'm here.

Where are your moms?

- [snaps fingers]
The moms!

That's it!
- [snaps fingers]

Tell us, Mika!
- But--

- [snaps fingers]
Remember when The Cell

kidnapped our moms
so they could steal

their mom energy and do


- I remember punching
that disgusting poster

of Channing Tatum
right in his--

- [snaps fingers]
If Schwoz can use

those special chairs to suck
mom power out of our moms,

he can transfer it to us.

- But what good would that do

against a giant,
evil Buddy Fudgers,

even if we can do


- Can someone boost me up?

- [snaps fingers]
Boost!

That's it.
[gasps]

Mika, you're brilliant!

- Are you all on crazy pills?

- I think I can change the
chemistry of the mom essence

so that it will boost
all of your powers,

like, 50 million percent.

- Well, if my math is right...

all: And it never is.

- That just might be
enough power

to defeat
the evil smoke monster.

- Great plan, Mika.

You did it again.

- Thanks?

- Helicopter's on its way.

- We don't need 'em.

- Mika came up with a plan.

- Not true, but do you remember

those chairs that took away
your mom energy?

- We need you to get back in.

- So we can take
all your mom energy.

- And use it to defeat
the giant space monster.

[moms muttering]

- I have to warn you,

your hair will go gray...

[all gasp]
Forever.

[all gasp]

- You never told us
that part, Mika!

- It wasn't my plan!

- We'll do it!

- For Swellview.

- Mm...

I mean, what has Swellview
ever done for me?

- Come on, Mom!

- Okay, fine!
I'll do it.

[all cheer]

- Aah!

[loud crashing]

Ow!

[all cheer]

[electronic music]

What do--what?
Ah, come on!

- Bye.
Thank you so much, Mom!

- Thank you for giving us
your powers, Moms.

- Aren't you gonna
take those diamonds with you

while you zip-line up
to Vice Force One?

- We lost our mom power.

- We only do one thing
at a time now.

- We're basically...dads.

- Oh.
- That's tough.

- I'm so sorry.
- Sorry.

- After we save the world,
we'll give it right back!

We prom--ah!

Ow.

What the--

- Sorry.
Time is of the essence.

So do you guys feel it yet?

[power thrumming]

- Uh, yeah, we do.
- Power-flex!

- Baby chicken!

- So now that your powered up--

- It's zap time!

[electricity crackling]

- Hey, hey, hey--

aah!

- Yeah!
- Ha ha!

- Save your powers
for the smoke monster.

- How do we even get
that thing over here?

- Yeah, it's out there
destroying Swellview.

- I think I can help with that.

- Credenza?

- You walked into
the wrong Man's Nest, lady.

- Aah--ugh!
Don't hurt her.

She may be evil,
but she's still my fiancée.

- She called down a smoke
monster that beheaded you.

- Only because she wanted
to rule the Earth

like the all-powerful
girl boss that she is.

- Aw, babe.

You really get me.

- No, we get we.

- Yeah, we do.
[growls playfully]

- Y'all are toxic,
and you deserve each other.

- Aw, thanks, pal.
- Aw, thank you so much.

- Okay,
that wasn't a compliment.

Now get--
- I can help you.

Look, the monster is attracted
to this device.

If you shine it
from the Man's Nest,

it will draw him near,
and you all can take it down.

- Why should we trust you?

- Yeah, you've been
lying to Ray for months.

- I may be a lying,
manipulative...

- Gorgeous.
- Cult leader...

- Been there.

- But I'm also a mom.

- Mm-hmm.

- And I love my son.

I would do anything
to get him back.

- [sighs]

[exciting music]

- [growling]

[electrical humming]

[shrieks]

[foundation rumbling]

[growling]

[energy hissing]

- [grunts]

- Hey, attaboy, Bosie!

- [growls]

- Move!
Get out of the way!

[electricity crackling]

- [roars]

- [grunts]

- [yells]

[roaring]

[wind whistling]

- Hey, hey, hey,
somebody do something.

- I got you, Buddy!
- Wait, wait, wait, Miles!

- Buddy!

- Did we win?

- Not yet.
- Mika needs to super-scream

that thing back into space.

- Get it out of here!
- It's moving too fast!

- Brainstorm, hold it still!

- It's just smoke.

There's nothing
that I can brain onto.

- Okay, everybody
cover your mouth.

Don't let the smoke monster in.

Hey, monster!

[disembodied snarl]
I want that smoke!

- Mika, what are you doing?

- I'm gonna bring it in
and then shout it out.

- No!

- I can handle it!

[shrieks, grunts]

[tense music]

[ominous music]

- Yeah, she can't handle it.

[dramatic music]

- Uh, Mika?

You still in there, kiddo?

- [roars]

- Good, she is.

- Aah, get that smoky
devil stick away from me!

- I got her.

- [groans]

- Oh, oh, oh.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

What is that?
What is that?

[electricity crackling]

- Hey, Smokey,

give us our friend back,
you freak.

- [snarls]
- Mika!

I know you can hear me!

- I-I myself don't know that,

but I'm choosing
to trust Miles.

- [growls]
- Hey.

We are not going out like this,

not after everything
we've all been through.

- We gave ourselves a name.

We're calling ourselves...
Danger Force!

[heartwarming music]

[laughter and chatter]

- Aw.
- Aw, no!

Yay!

- Mm.
- Ugh.

- [screams]

[vocalizing]

- You can do this.

Twin code.

Twin code!

- [growling]

[grunts]

[grunting]

- [coughs]

- Hey, sis, you good?

- Yeah.
Yeah, I think I'm good.

- Hey, and somehow,
old Bosie got his baby chicken.

- With a little cowboy hat
and everything.

- I guess we can write
our own destiny after all.

- C-can I have him back?
- I think the prophecy would've

wanted me to keep him.
- I actually think it would've

wanted me to keep him.
- Well, he's mine now,

and I love him.
- Uh...

hate to be that guy,

but the comet is about
to pass Earth again,

and we need to get
the smoke monster

back in it before it goes away.

- What happened
to that thing anyway?

- It's still in here.

Told you I could handle it.

- Well, then quit yapping,
and shout it into space.

- Schwoz, open the moon roof!
- On it!

[roof creaking]

- [screams]

- So now did we win?

- I...think we did.

- Until the comet's regular
orbit brings it back again

in two thousand years.

- Which will be
someone else's problem.

- Nah, nah.

I got you, two-thousand-years-
from-now people!

[loud thud]

- That, my friends,
was absolutely bonkers!

- Ha ha!
Would you look at that?

Hey, guys, the smoke monster
cured my lizard hand!

[all exclaiming]

[epic music]

[laughter]
- Oh, my gosh.

- Oh, no.

- Ladies and gentlemen,

for the first time since, like,

yesterday or something,

Mr. Ray Manchester's head
on his body!

[all cheer]
- Hey, I'm okay!

Oh!
Oh, oh!

- Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray!

Ray, Ray, Ray!
- You just ducking us, man?

- Where you going?

- I'm, uh, gonna go
get on my boat with Credenza.

- I thought you were
having a wedding.

- Ach, eventually.

- More importantly,
she chopped your head off.

- Hey, that was just
her space monster.

Now come on.
- She tried

to take over the world.

- Yeah,
and you guys stopped her.

So we're all even.

- Wha--no--how--that is--

- Classic me, am I right?

[somber music]

Any-Ray...

guess this is it.

Swellview's in your hands now.

- This seems very sudden.

- It's not.

I just watched you guys defeat

the most powerful monster
I've ever seen.

And you did it while
I was just a head in a box.

You'll be fine.

Trust me, you got this.

And besides, you still got
Schwoz to look after you.

- Mm, no, they don't.

Remember Daphne, the princess

who found my diamond slipper
at Bose's birthday?

- She scammed you.
- Yeah, that wasn't--

- Oh, right.
Yeah, that's not real, man.

- No, no, no, no.

Turns out,
she's a real princess.

Got her own country
and everything.

She's sending a private jet
to the Swellview airport.

I'll be sure to write,

probably on gold-plated paper
with diamond ink.

Mmmwah!
Hwah!

Bye.

- Where do those chairs
even go to now?

- The airport?

- See you around, Danger Force.

- You're leaving, too?

- 'Fraid so.

Now that my mom's
gonna live on a boat,

I'm gonna spend some time
with my dad.

- You don't have
to brag about it.

- Ready to go, pal?

- Hecks yeah, I am!

- Hey, Buddy, take good care
of your dad for me, all right?

He and I've been
through a lot together.

- Sure will, Ray.

- See you around,
Ray Manchester.

both: Down the tube!

- You ready, my love?
- Of course I am.

- I cannot believe she tried
to take over the world,

and yet she gets
to live on a boat.

- Well, first of all,
she has to live with me.

So there is that.
[overlapping chatter]

- Honestly, this is
basically life in prison.

- Plus, we did
the MILES system last night.

- Yeah, that's right.

We made a scrapbook
and everything.

- [gasps] Oh, that's right.
- Yeah.

[grunts, groans]

- I turned a leaf.

- I should have never invented
the MILES system.

It's too powerful.

- Not even gonna
say goodbye, huh?

- Nope.

But I got you
a goodbye present.

[hydraulics hiss]

- I'll allow it.
- You got us a rock?

- Hey.
- Thanks, man.

- I think you guys got this.

And I...
[whooshing]

[keys jangling]
Got my boat keys!

Nice.

[tender music]

[device bleeps]

Down the tube.

- So...

what do we do now?

[alarm blares]

- Guess we do
what we've always done.

- We'll blow some bubbles...

- And fight some crime.

[epic music]

[bubbles pop]

[vocalizing]