01x08 - School Trip Time/2nd Period

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Assassination Classroom". Aired: January 9, 2015 – June 30, 2016.*
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Series follows the daily life of an extremely powerful octopus-like being working as a junior high homeroom teacher, and his students dedicated to the task of assassinating him to prevent Earth from being destroyed.
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01x08 - School Trip Time/2nd Period

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There's one Earth in the universe

Firstly, throw a bean into Tokyo

Then you throw another bean
Into Sichuan in China


Fly a plane from Dubai to Hawaii
While leaving contrails behind you


Then from Hawaii
Fly back to Dubai over the Philippines


One more time between Hawaii and Dubai

Changing directions from North to South
Every 25 degrees


And voila

You've drawn Mr. Koro

Come on everyone, try drawing!

How is that even possible!

EPISODE 8

This time, I want you
to lock on to our target.

He's a teacher
who's leading a school trip.

You should know
that this teacher is not human.

We're not doubting your capabilities,

but you must make
all the necessary preparations.

I am Red Eye,

a professional sn*per.

Without the window,
the scenery seems much more magnificent.


The fresh air prevents me
from getting trainsick as well.

However, it seems to be moving quite fast
despite being at a speed of 25km per hour.

You move at Mach 20,
this should be nothing.

Almost there.

The place we chose for the assassination

is a famous stop
along the Sagano Scenic Railway.


The Hozugawa Bridge.

This train will stop briefly
on the bridge.


Look, Mr. Koro.

-Someone is rowing a boat!
-Where?

Our signal to the sn*per

is when Mr. Koro is looking at the boat.

The exact moment
when he leans out the window.


During a sandstorm in the Middle East,

I can even snipe a target
that is two kilometers away from me.


With this vantage point,
this is a piece of cake.


That sh*t must've blown his head off.

He caught the b*llet with a mochi!

My goodness, there's a small bone
in the mochi.

It seems like eating mochi
is dangerous too.

This is impossible.

How can he catch
a high-speed flying b*llet


using a soft and sticky mochi?

How fast do I need to be?

Now I understand why his head
is worth ten billion yen.


The target this time
is an incredible monster.


Interesting.

TOEI UZUSAMA FILM PARK, FREE TIME, GROUP 2

All of you better be good and leave.

I don't wish to k*ll anyone.

Stop bragging!

Men, k*ll him!

Amazing!

He's so fast with his sword.

In order to make himself seem fast,
he must have practiced a lot.

I love these martial arts dramas.

They're coming this way!

Mr. Koro, come over here and take a look.

Where?

I've instructed the actors to put up
a good fight in order to distract him.


Everything is as planned.

The moment the target
is distracted by the performance...


Where did he go?

What the hell is he doing?

When did he join the actors?

I'm here to lend a hand.

Blood-cherry blossoms are the only flowers
that bloom with evil.

He even memorized lines!

Blending in with the actors
makes it even harder to aim.

That creature is really fast.

He has many tricks
and unconventional movements,

but don't be fooled.

This is too unusual and unexpected.

But

I swear to k*ll him
for the sake of my reputation!


FREE TIME, GROUP 3

Mr. Koro, you're too slow.

Sorry about that.

I was caught up in acting as the star
of a samurai performance.

What's that?

We finished visiting
Kiyomizu Temple long ago.

Then shall we visit Ninenzaka Street
for local products?

I think you're only interested
in the sweet snacks.

UNDER MAINTENANCE

Good.

Now I can have a proper aim at the target.

A direct sh*t from the five-story pagoda.

Mr. Koro, try this oil blotting paper.

It will be embarrassing for me
if you see what it picks up.

-It's fine.
-But I must...

At the entrance of Sannenzaka,

a student will pretend to test a product
on the target to distract him.


Great, I'm sure that I sh*t
through the temple.


That's not even a b*llet-blotting paper!

I told you. Look how much it picked up.

It even absorbed a b*llet.

That's weird.

Is this a call from Nagisa's group?

Hello?

Where are you all now?

What's this?
What kind of creature is this?

Perfect speed and defense.

He's a creature born to be indestructible.

Hello?

Mr. Karasuma.

Sorry.

We're done for today.

The following group, Group Four,

seems to have trouble
with students from another school.

The target needs to go down immediately
to settle the issue.

I see. I understand.

Actually,

I would like to give up on this mission.

I've been an assassin
for the past eight years.


And not once have I failed
to see my target's blood splashing.


That's how I got the name Red Eye.

What a joke.

What's so red about my eye anyway?

Please accept this.

This is a chili spice mix
bought from Sannenzaka.

So it's you.

Thank you.

Why are you here?

Because I've resolved my students' issue.

Since you accompanied us
sightseeing the whole day,

I think I should at least greet you.

So you knew the plan
but you played along to fool us?

I never thought
such a creature would exist.

No wonder the government wants you dead.

So, are you here to k*ll me?

I'm cool with it. Come on.

I know that being in such an industry,
it's just a matter of time.

Hurry up and eat!

MR. KORO'S WEAKNESS, NUMBER 11,
FEAR OF HEAT

Why would I k*ll you?

You made this school trip interesting.

I just want to thank you.

In order to find a great spot
to assassinate me,

my students did some
very impressive research on Kyoto.

They steeped themselves in geography,
landscapes, view spots, history,


as well as its origins.

In fact, their efforts have brought them
closer to the beauty of this city.

To learn about its people,
place and culture.

From assassination, they learned
many things that help them to grow.

Please, have some.

Hence, I'm looking forward
to be assassinated.

Your mind is as crazy as your body.

But...

-Yes?
-Why is that so?

You're a wonderful teacher.

What do you mean you're quitting?

Sorry about that.

I'd like to spend some time
touring this city.


I'm still a novice assassin.

I wish to discover more colors
from this trip, not just red.

All right.

I wonder what other colors will I see
from my sn*per scope tomorrow?

I don't even understand
how you dodge those att*cks.

This is quite embarrassing.

You look so innocent,
yet your skills are admirable.

You're so cool! This is surprising indeed!

Who would expect Yukiko
to be this good at arcade games.

I decided to keep quiet about it.

Even if I'm good at it,
talking about it only annoys other people.

Maybe I'm too conscious
about what others might think.

My sense of fashion, hobbies and position

were all created when I chose to escape
or when I just go with the flow.

I always second-guess myself.

After hearing Mr. Koro's words,

I learned that what's important
is to stay positive and move forward.


Yukiko revealed an unexpected part of her.

I wonder what she and Kaede
talked about when they were kidnapped.


-Both of them seem really close.
-Game over.

You're right.

Here I come!

Are you okay?

Almost all sn*pers rejected the job
after knowing how tough this mission is.


The only professional sn*per
who accepted it gave up halfway.


Kataro, you...

Has the assassination plan
in Kyoto come to an end?


Come and join us.

Mr. Karasuma, how about joining us?

I should no longer pressure them
with any more missions.


They should have some free and easy time.

Sure.

But I'm a strong opponent.

This hotel is really old.

Why do we have to sleep
in two big bedrooms separated by gender?

I heard that other classes' students
get their own hotel rooms.

What's the matter? Isn't this more fun?

What are the two of you doing here?

-Be quiet!
-We are peeping obviously.

-Peeping?
-Isn't that our job?

I beg to differ.

After seeing this, can you still say that?

Look at the way that outfit is hung.
That means he's taking a bath.

Do you understand what I'm saying?

Now we're finally able
to see Mr. Koro's true self.

Does he really have a body
or is it tentacles all the way down?


Having a deeper understanding
will definitely help us assassinate him.

Though this has to be
the least sexy peeping ever.

-Are you a girl?
-Hello, everyone!

Why are you having a bubble bath?

I thought bubble baths are banned here?

This is my mucus.

It lathers easily
and it's great for washing off dirt.


Isn't your body a little too convenient?

You're too naive.

We've blocked the exit.

When you're done,
you'll need to walk past us.

Even if we can't assassinate you,

we can see your naked body.

That won't do!

-Jellied broth?
-The water is getting cold.

He got away.

Rio, that peeping was pointless.

Though this school strip allowed us
to know more about everyone.

But we couldn't get any closer
to Mr. Koro's true self though.


Let's just go back to our room.

Most favorite girl ranking

As expected, Yukiko ranked first.

Everybody likes her.

What about Tomohito? Who is in her group?

Well, with everything that went down,

there weren't many chances
for me to chat with her.

It seems like you guys had it rough.

I just want to know who likes who.

How can I just pick one?

Then save your vote.

Nagisa, who did you vote for?

I...

Hiroto, who did you vote for?

Me?

That's a secret.

Stop pissing me off.

Even the thought of you
being the most popular guy pisses me off.

Your topic sounds interesting.

Karma, great timing.

Is there a girl you like?

Manami, I guess.

You're really honest.

That's surprising. Why?

Because she's good at creating
weird dr*gs and chloroform.


That would take my endeavors
to a whole new level.


We're a match made in heaven.

Anyway, the result of our votes
is a secret between us.

Yes.

Many of us wish to remain anonymous,

so don't let the girls or any
of the teachers know about the vote.

Good night.

I see.

-He took notes and left.
-k*ll him!

The purpose of my speed
is to eavesdrop on these gossips!

MR. KORO'S WEAKNESS, NUMBER 12,
LOVES GOSSIP

Most favorite guy?

Yes.

Now is a good time to talk about it.
Don't you think so?

I'll start first. I like Mr. Karasuma.

Well, I think that's the same
for everyone, right?

By guys, I mean the boys in our class.

For me, I think
it's either Yuma or Hiroto.

-Really?
-Of course.

Hiroto is such a flirt.

Isn't Yuma a better pick?

Well, in terms of looks,
I think Karma is quite good-looking.

If only he behaved.

-You're right.
-You're right.


Actually, he isn't that scary.

-He's usually quiet as well.
-What is he, a wild animal?

How about you, Yukiko?

No one in particular.

Just tell us.

I'm going to tickle you!

All the boys like you the most.

Tickle.

-I was telling the truth.
-Come on, tell us.

That's enough, girls.

I'm here to say that it's time
to sleep, more or less.

More or less?

We all know that you girls
are going to stay up.

At least, try to keep it down.

But why do you get to stay up and drink?
That's not fair.

That's needless to say. I'm an adult.

Right, Ms. Bitch.
Share some adult topics with us.

It should be more interesting
than your typical class.

-What are you talking about?
-It's fine. Come in.

Ms. Bitch is only 20 years old?

I thought you're older
since you're so experienced.

Right.

Especially with that black widow thing.

Exactly.

For someone who uses her experience
to look like a...

Who called me a black widow?

Isn't your reaction a little slow?

Listen up, a woman's validity period
is very short.

Unlike me, you were born
in a very safe country.

Hence, be grateful
and take good care of yourself.

Ms. Bitch has her serious moments too.

-Though, it feels a little cheeky.
-Stop looking down on people, brats!

How about this?

Ms. Bitch, talk about the guys
you've seduced!

Right, I'm interested as well!

Sure.

This may be a little too exciting
for little girls, so be prepared.

When I was 17 years old...

Stop trying to sneak in
as one of the girls!

Just ignore me.
I want to hear a love story too.

What about Mr. Koro?
Do you have any love stories?

You've never told anyone
about your private life.

Exactly! You only listen to others.
That's cunning.

Have you ever been in love before?

That's right.

You like big boobs, so you must have
at least had a crush on someone.

He got away.

Catch him and force the truth
out of him before k*lling him!

-Found him!
-k*ll him!

He's there!

Crap, I'm trapped!

In the end, we're still trying
to assassinate him.

Where did he go?

That was a close one.

What happened? What was that racket about?

I was almost forced
to talk about my love life.

Love life?

My past is packed
with eventful love stories.

So many that I couldn't count them
with my hands and feet.

Was that when you only had
two hands and legs.

Never mind, I won't go there.

You won't say it anyway.

Mr. Karasuma, you're a smart man.

Even during the trip,

you're careful even when talking about
the number of appendages I have.


What an interesting school trip.

It's nice to see a different side
of our classmates.

I agree.

Are you okay?

Nothing. I was just thinking.

It feels like our school trip
is coming to an end, isn't it?

Though it's only the start for us.

I'm not sure if Earth
will be destroyed next year or not.

But I'm sure this class will be no more

by March next year.

You're right.

I wish to know more about everyone

and k*ll Mr. Koro.

I don't want to regret anything.

I'd like another chance
to join another school trip.

Right.

SCHOOL TRIP HANDBOOK

And so, this joyous school trip

has come to an end.

Our school life resumes tomorrow.

Our assassination classroom will resume.

The school trip didn't help
in the assassination as well?

Are you sure everything's all right,
Tadaomi?

It's all because of my shortcomings.

I'll work even harder.

The deadline is May.

It's getting nearer.

What are you afraid of?

If necessary, we can just launch a m*ssile
at the school and even it out...


We can't do that.

The risk is too high.

Moreover, he might escape the expl*si*n.

Remember when we launched a m*ssile
at the Pacific Ocean?


He even came back
after reassembling the fragments.


It looks perfect now!

What? Is there a better solution?

Not to worry.

Several allied nations have gathered
their technology for research.


I have just come to a consensus
with the Ministry of Defense.


We'll put the fruit
of their research to use.


We'll also send two special assassins

to join his class.

The two of them are equipped

with extraordinary intelligence
and technological enhancements.


One of them still needs some time,

but the other is already on standby
and ready for the mission.


You'll be surprised when you return
to the classroom,


Mr. Karasuma.
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