05x02 - It Ain't Easy Being Green

[bunniefuu]

Previously on Below Deck…

The marina's chock full,

so we've got some green people.

I was a cocktail waitress.

I don't have a lot of service experience.

This is my first yacht.

I'm green as sh--.

We have adrenaline junkies on board,

and no one's adrenaline
is pumping more than mine.

Hi, Nico. We met in Barcelona.

-This should be fun.
-He was very flirtatious.

Very drunk.

You're such a calm chef.
Matt's tall, handsome.

He's from Canada, which is like
a G-rated country.

They're very happy. They're loving it.

Have you ironed very much?

Yes. I'm a mom, too. I have
an eight-year-old little girl.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

-Whoa.
-This is dangerous.

-This is a sh-- show.
-Oh!

[horn blasts]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

-Mmm, mmm.
-Did you want some more wine?

I would love some more wine.

Oh, God. Get me on, get me on.

Thank you for all your [inaudible].

How's it going over there?

I'm a solo stew right now.
This is borderline dangerous.

F-- ing hell.

Are you trying to cover this stuff?

Yeah.

I wish we would've brought,
like, the actual roll.

Gonna eat some food.

-Gonna eat some food.
-Deck crew, deck crew.

We're approaching in the red.

Copy.

Super duper.

I didn't see that much of the Oreo game.

I have a feeling she's gonna be a natural.

-She's in.
-Okay, what do I do from here?

You have to get it to your
mouth without using your hands.

Get it into the eye socket.
That's where you want it.

I thought some adrenaline
junkies were gonna come on,

and we were gonna have, like,
this crazy, heavy workload.

And they're just very easy going.

Now wink a whole lot.

Might have to get your tongue involved.

I'll play along. Anything for the tip.

Oh my God, she's amazing.

[all] Ohhh!

You guys are welcome
to frolic in the sand.

-Thank you very much. That was wonderful.
-Thank you. That was fun.

Glad you enjoyed it.

Yeah, we have all these
beach chairs out here.

We have the Sea-Doos as well.

[sighs] Wow.

I am f---ing Cinderella.

The washers are empty.
The dryers are not moving.

It's like laundry Armageddon.

Bri has worked on yachts.
She should know better.

-We're not so good at this.
-So this--

-That one was never working.
-This won't--

yeah, it won't work on the sand.
It has to be in the water.

No, I had it in the water,
and I tried to make it work,

and it didn't work.

-Oh, I see.
-I got it.

Here, I can help you
with that. You got it?

See, if I pull the trigger,

and then it asks for a PIN number.

Is that even a button?

I want to make sure
it doesn't get sand in it.

I think sand's only gonna get in it if
it's actually running.

I'm not the brightest bulb
in the chandelier.

I suffer from what
I call information overload.

I will figure this out for ya.

Out of the 630 things
I have to remember on the boat,

now I got these dang Sea Bobs.

I'll let you know. I'll keep you posted.

-Okay.
-All the way, Bruno.

All the way.

-This attached here?
-Yup.

-Perfect.
-Cable up.

-Got it.
-All right.

Okay, Cap, right there. We're good.

-Look how wet my bum is.
-From falling?

-Yeah.
-Does it hurt?

Yeah. I can't even move my wrist.

With this job, you need two hands.

I'll just work with this hand
as much as I can.

It's just all part of the game.

You just have to smile
and please the guests,

and worry about your injury later.

If it makes you feel
any better, I hit my knee.

Hey, the guests are ready to go back.

-Copy that.
-Whoo, good job.

Here comes the "Intrepid," lickety-split.

Oh, f---.

-Welcome back.
-Pull them in.

Help him pull that in.

Hey, Chris, Chris?
Pull here. Pull it there.

-Pull him in.
-Pull tight and make it off.

Oh my God. There we go.

-Step there. Don't step there.
-[inaudible]

Yeah, thank you very much.
It was wonderful.

-Yes, thank you, that was excellent.
-So glad to hear it.

How's the crew working out?

I feel like with the experience level

I'm working with with these two,
it equals, like--

-Half a person?
-3/4s.

I just don't think they'll
be able to learn all of it.

I have this idea. We've could
hire another stewardess.

-One more, huh?
-Yeah.

Because I can do all of it
for a charter or two,

but I can't be doing like this
the whole time. I just can't.

Kate never comes to me
with problems, so when she does,

she really needs some help.

[growls] F---ed.

[cheering]

-Yeah.
-[inaudible]

Ohhh!

-Two hands up top.
-One more step. Come on.

-Hi.
-Hi.

-Hey. How was the beach?
-The guests are happy.

-Yeah.
-I fell on the way out.

-Are you all right?
-No, actually,

I can't really move my wrist.

What happened?

You hurt your hand? Great.

Now Bri has one hand. She can't
even do her job with two hands.

That sucks.

A nice sunset.

Don't be a soldier. Over here. Let me see.

Could we have some crackers, or--

-Sure.
-My butt is okay.

-Your butt's okay.
-Yeah.

But your wrist is k*lling you, right?

Butt is more important.

I'm staying away from there.
Suck it up, cupcake.

Yeah.

So I guess that means
no massage tonight, right?

Not gonna pay for a one-handed massage.

No, I'm not-- I'm not buying
a one-handed massage.

Captain, it's okay.
This is my strong hand.

I can't believe I seriously said that.

And then you're gonna go around,

and then inside, back again.

And, oh, I see. That's not right.

-Keep pulling the loop.
-F---this stupid knot.

I worked on cruise ships,

but working on a yacht,
it is a dream come true.

And you have a lot of things on a yacht

that I probably don't know.

But one thing I know for sure,
that I'm a hard worker.

I'll keep my mind set straight to that.

Deck guys, let's put everything away.

Keep some tension on that, Chris.

-Yup.
-I think Lee has trust in me,

but he doesn't have
trust in the deck team.

I don't think I have trust
in the deck team,

because they're just not
getting it. It's embarrassing.

-Looking good.
-Wait, wait, wait,

wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

-We need to go more out.
-It's hitting, it's hitting on this side.

Yeah, it's about to hit
this other Jet Ski.

Oh, f---me.

I don't want to be crawling up
somebody's ass 24 hours a day.

More aft. More aft. More aft.

-Aft.
-Wait, forward?

No, you have to go aft.
Do you need help on that line?

But I'm not comfortable
with the deck crew,

and until I reach a comfort level,

then I'm gonna have to be
out on deck all the time.

These two lines that go
in and out are gonna

interlock with each other.

Good work, guys.

Made some really nice crab cakes.

What do you think,
maybe like a little side plate?

-I already have them up there.
-Oh, you're awesome.

I may have been handed two of
the greenest stewardesses ever,

but at least I have a nice,
understanding chef.

I love working with Matt.

He is on time, he cooks for
the crew, he doesn't complain.

It's like Canada in the galley
instead of North Korea.

-Crab cakes.
-Look at those.

Oh, my goodness. That's amazing-looking.

Brianna? Brianna, Kate?

-Go ahead.
-Can you come up to the galley?

Did you say you were
doing laundry earlier?

'Cause there was
a completely empty washer.

That's not usually how it's done.

Okay. Someone could've
switched it out or something.

You put dirty stuff
in the washing machine.

Are you telling me or
asking me? What are you saying?

Which one do you need?

A leader is more than just
someone to give direction.

They need to present themself in
a way for people to follow them.

I don't know if Kate does that
for me. I can check it, but--

-No, I just did it.
-Okay.

Will you please stay on service?

Yes, for sure.

[upbeat dance music]

♪ ♪

-Hello?
-Hi.

Hi. The phone didn't even ring.

You must be excited to talk to me.

Yes, I am.

-Aww. How was your day?
-Good.

With my daughter, leading by example

is the best way that I can teach her.

I think that it speaks volumes to show her

it's okay to do something that
you've always dreamed of doing.

Is it weird talking to Mommy on the phone?

-Yeah.
-Oh, my goodness.

-It's okay.
-I need to get better

at wording stuff,

'cause I asked Jen what her
least favorite liquor was,

and she said Grand Marnier.
Turns out that's her favorite.

So my buddy got a divorce.
A nine-year relationship--

so Thanksgiving, we find out
his wife's a cheating whore.

Had sex at, like, 13,000 feet
in an igloo thing.

Chris Brown is a great guy,
but during service,

I prefer complete silence

so I can concentrate on planning

the best meal possible for our guests.

I've had one girlfriend, ever.

All right, let's wrap up the galley.

Kate? Kate? Can you come up
to the bridge, please?

-Hi.
-How are you?

-Great.
-[chuckling]

Want to trade crew?

My exterior for your interior?

Wouldn't we just break even?

It can't continue the way it is.

-No.
-So, instead of trying to,

like, teach them things on the fly,
after these guests leave,

I'll snag you a couple of day
workers, let them do the boat.

-Yes.
-And then you can sit down

with your girls and do, like, stew 101.

-That'd be great. Yeah.
-Book 'em.

Book 'em, Danno.

Look at the lovely table.

Can I get y'all anything else to drink?

Could I get a Mountain Dew, please?

Sure.

Nothing prepared me from culinary school

to pair any food with Mountain Dew.

I'm gonna do everything I can to
make sure this dinner's a hit.

-We're all set.
-Okay, thank you.

Thank you.

This is a tiger shrimp salad
with a ginger dressing.

-These prawns are really good.
-They are.

-Yes.
-They taste amazing.

-Delicious.
-Become a professional washer.

Wash the boat. Wash the dishes.

We are glorified janitors.

I'll open up a business
called Washing Things.

Bri's probably priority
number one at this point.

I got a couple moves, couple tricks.

I'm sure she'll get to see me
make a fool of myself.

-You're all set.
-Grab one, I'll follow with it.

-Thanks, buddy.
-Oh, Dave.

-Thank you very much.
-No Pants for president.

-Thank you so much.
-That is so-- it's beautiful.

This looks and smells fantastic.

-[inaudible]
-It's so good.

Nico? Nico? Lee.

-Go ahead.
-Sky launch, please?

On my way. Yes, sir.

When we go into the dock tomorrow,

I don't want Bruno or Chris
anywhere near the lines.

-Okay.
-I don't want to see them

with anything in their hands
but a mop and a chamois.

-Understood.
-So, take Baker

up forward with you,

and then put Garreth on the stern,

and Darrien in the spring lines.

This charter season is
an opportunity for me to step up

and prove I am the boatswain.

If they're not learning,

it looks like I'm not
teaching well enough.

-Sleep well.
-All right.

Have a good night, Cap.
F---. God damn it.

Coming up….

If things aren't advancing as
quick enough as they should be,

we're gonna be pretty f---ed.

So you're saying that
I'm slower than the other guys?

As of right now, yes.

They have a craft-brewed
Mountain Dew now apparently.

-What?
-I'm not kidding.

All right. Let's go.

Careful the [inaudible] doesn't fall over.

-[inaudible]
-Ooh.

-Mmm. That looks good.
-This is beautiful.

My favorite deck people.
Take a look at this.

For right now, this is the morning setup.

This should be done
before 9:00, all right?

-Yeah.
-So, overall,

what did you think about today?

This is only day two.

I think individually
we're all at different places,

some kind of learning quicker than others.

Yeah. I think that's the past of the time,

we can definitely get there.

Well, yeah, I mean, but
that time needs to be sped up.

If things aren't advancing as
quick enough as they should be,

we're gonna be pretty f---ed.

I'm trying to do my best, though.

I mean, I've never worked on a yacht.

We all need to work on things,

but there's other people here
that are catching on quicker.

So you need to be more observant
of what is going on around you.

So you're saying that I'm slower than the
other guys?

As of right now, yes.

I think you're being unfair right now
saying that.

How is that unfair?

I've never worked on a yacht.

I'm doing something I've
never done in my life.

I'm definitely trying to do my best so…

I'm not here to be a cheerleader,

'cause that's not my job.

I'm frustrated because usually I'm very
fast learner.

But here it's different like…

I'm trying to learn
and still I can't get it.

Makes me feel very uncomfortable.

This is a yacht, and you're new to this,

so let's work on it.

Sure, yeah.

Okay?

F---ing baby.

I want to live like this always.

I'm gonna bother Kate for a cup of tea.

Sure, what kind?

Chamomile would be perfect, thank you.

-Chamomile tea?
-Yeah.

-Okay.
-Thanks.

-We're gonna time everything?
-No.

No. No. Yes, 'cause it's gonna,
like, that's kind of--

Jen, like puppies or kindergarteners,

visual learning is the best way to start.

Go. I'm timing you. Find that tea.

I'm not trying to embarrass her.

I'm trying to make her aware
of how much time she wastes.

Because if she fixes that,
she'd be amazing. Ish.

[inaudible] Doesn't make me
nervous or anything.

Captain Lee mentioned that
the sunrise is something.

Yeah.

What does she take her tea with?

Time is ticking. [laughs]

You're so funny.

Hey, uh Kate?
She just wants a cup of tea.

Come on, come on, come on.

She just wants to have that tea
when she goes to bed.

-Okay.
-Thank you for your help.

Yeah, we're gonna write that time down.

At least you make me laugh.

-Thank you so much.
-You are most welcome.

Have you talked to your family
at all, or--

Not yet.

Barely even f---ing
even thought about it.

You got a boyfriend,
girlfriend, best friend?

No boyfriend but, uh, yeah, no,

in Charleston, I have a bunch of homies.

That's like my main base, and then I kinda

just move around seasonally,
'cause I got this RV.

How do you afford driving
around in that thing?

I've got a little lay money

'cause my dad passed away, so…

-Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
-No, it's all good.

Today's actually his birthday.

-Tonight?
-Happy birthday, Dad.

My relationship
with my dad was very close.

So when my dad passed away,

I kind of changed
my whole outlook on life.

He died, it was actually,
like, almost 10 years ago.

I got a degree in business,
but to me, I think living life,

and making connections with people

is a lot more important
than settling down.

-Keep on keeping on, huh?
-Yeah.

-Good night.
-I'll be in, like, 6:00 AM,

just to take a shower in your shower.

-Thanks, Kate.
-In life,

God always finds a balance.

And yes, I have moronic crew,
but he gave me easy guests.

Hallelujah. The coffee machine,
put a filter in.

-Okay.
-Coffee, water.

So all she has to do is press "on."

-All right.
-Thank you.

Yes.

Are you okay?

I've been through some shit lately.

My little brother just passed away.

Oh sh--, sorry to hear about that.

Twenty-one.

Like two months ago.

It's quite a lot for Nico at the moment.

He's going through a lot with
his brother and his deck team.

I feel bad for the guy.

So, if I can be there for him,
no matter how, I'll do it.

He was like my best friend.

I'm sorry.

All deck crew, can you go into the bow?

Okay.

The guests today are leaving by tender.

We're not docking with them
on board, all right?

Right now, the guests,
they're gonna have breakfast.

So let's start from the top
and do the wipe down.

Yesterday, Captain Lee talked to me

and we're just discussing

how we're gonna do the docking today.

As of right now, Chris and Bruno,

he doesn't want you guys
touching the lines at all.

That's just the way it is.

If he doesn't think I have the knowledge

and the skill to handle the lines,

I have no problem,
like, not working, I guess.

I want to learn, man.

If I'm standing around
for the next six weeks

watching the captain do the job

that I should be doing,
I'll feel like an idiot.

-Let's do it.
-Do it.

-Thanks, guys.
-Good morning.

-How's your wrist this morning?
-It is painful.

You should ice it every chance you get.

I'm giving them a BELT.

-A belt?
-Like a BLT with egg.

-Bacon, egg, lettuce, tomato?
-Sorry.

Bacon, lettuce, tomato, cheese.

-Bacon, egg, tomato, cheese?
-Tomato, cheese.

-No lettuce?
-No lettuce.

This is bacon, egg, with Swiss
and cheddar.

-Oh, it's beautiful.
-This is delicious.

Mmm.

What are the last couple things

we're gonna check off the list here?

We're gonna try and do a sumo
off the tip of the bow.

Would the sumo go better down the slide,

so it won't explode, maybe, upon impact?

I feel like the expl*si*n's
coming either way.

[laughing]

This is special.

Where's the on/off switch?

There you go.

Alright, let's go.

Here we go. I'm coming.

[inaudible]

Oh, I think it might pop.

Can I touch?

That's quite forward of you.

I ate a lot of Matt's breakfast.
It was spectacular.

The great hat.

I'm stuck!

I need some Crisco.

-Will you do me a favor?
-Yes.

[laughing]

-Already?
-Oh, you're so funny.

Can you please iron
all the white athletic shirts

in the laundry room?

-Yes, thank you.
-Uh-huh?

-That was on my to-do list.
-Oh, good.

-[laughing] What's going on?
-I'm sorry.

-Oh my--
-What the heck is going on?

I don't really think I'm that funny.

-Let's do this.
-You guys are ridiculous.

I love it.

-This is gonna hurt so bad.
-Three, two, one.

[both] Konnichiwa!

Right in the junk.

Life's either memorable or forgettable,

and these guests are very invested

in making life memorable,

which I highly respect.

-Got some cankles going here.
-Attention all crew.

Water taxi arrives in 1/2
an hour. 1/2 an hour, guys.

-Copy.
-Good work.

-Thank you.
-No worries.

-I'm beat.
-Did y'all get a chance

to do these pantalones?

Are those the ones you were
just laying down here?

Like an hour ago.

-Go change. I'll iron it.
-Okay.

-On to the next adventure?
-Yeah.

It's so sad.

Our water taxi's approaching.

-Copy.
-I'll take this.

Here we go. Lead it off, Nico.

Let me stand next to you girls.

Thank you for coming.

-Oh my gosh, Nico.
-Goodbye.

-Take care.
-Yeah, I loved it.

-Thank you so much.
-It was fun.

-It was great, yeah.
-[inaudible]

-Thanks very much.
-Captain Lee.

Captain, thank you so much.
It was so much fun.

We may not have been the easiest.

We're always asking to jump off the roof.

Thank you very, very much.

Sir, that's for you, for you guys.

Thank you. We really appreciate it.

And hope we see you soon.

Thank you.

We got lucky that these guys were so nice.

Because if they weren't so amazing,

we would've been screwed.

Lines out. Lines out. [all] Bye. Bye.

Let's get ready to pull
the anchor and get out of here.

All right, let's change back.
Change over quickly.

We've got a lot-- we've got work to do.

-Coming up…
-I don't for a second believe

that everybody in this crew
performed up to their potential.

There will be consequences.

All right, guys, let's get out of here.

Roger.

-You don't need me, do you?
-She's in the hole.

-Perfect.
-Let's do this, mate.

Copy, Captain, [inaudible] in the water.

You're hittin' the waterline, and pretty
clean.

Okay, you're good.

-Get out of that hole.
-All right.

Let's get the boat back to St. Martin.

-Charter one done.
-Yeah. I hate fitted sheets.

Folding fitted sheets drives me crazy.

-Hey, guys.
-Hi.

Golly. Jen versus pillow.

-Who's gonna win?
-There was a miscommunication.

I was helping her with the pillow,

but I put the big
square pillow in the sham.

I was like, what the?

So, Kate has been messing with you too.

Yes. Yes, she has.

I give her the giggles, which is funny,

'cause it makes me laugh too.

But it was almost, like, laughing at me

instead of with me kind of thing.

Kate has a very special way
of making you feel inferior.

I don't know what her agenda is,
but I'm gonna be the idiot,

and I'm gonna make her the idiot.

Maybe, I don't know. It's all good.

What is that little f---ing
sailboat doing,

that little prick?

Bruno? Want to help them

just bring stuff down
instead of plating yourself?

[exhales heavily]

Everyone has this mentality onboard

that they can just speak to you directly,

like they don't care about your feelings.

In previous places that I've worked,

I was never, you know, talked like that.

Where'd Bruno go?

Cabin.

Bruno? Are you gonna have lunch?

No. Not feeling like.

-I can make a plate for you.
-No, that's fine.

-How's Bruno?
-He's in the bathroom.

[sniffling]

That tender will take you all
the way till we get to the dock?

-Yeah, yeah.
-Yeah, Bruno's up there now,

so just give him a hand
and continue to wash.

Let's get this bad boy cleaned up.

Yeah.

So you worked on a cruise ship
for five years.

Oh, yeah. Everything is different.

Some stuff, they just don't tolerate on
board big cruise ships.

-Like what?
-The way they talk

to each other, for example.

To be honest, I've just been
feeling really disrespect.

-Is it Nico, or--
-Doesn't matter who it is.

I know that things need to be done,

but they're not gonna

get done faster if you bring someone down.

Yachting just attracts, like,
one type of people, you know?

What, jerks?

Loud, outspoken people who,

like, know what they want to do, and--

Well, that doesn't mean
that you can, you know…

-You can be a jerk?
-Exactly.

Obviously, Captain's been hard on us.

Nico's been hard on us
for a very good reason.

And I'm taking it in stride.
I'm supposed to get sh-- on.

That's part of my job.

If you need somebody
to say pleasantries to you

while working, this might not be
the industry for you.

At the end of the day,
we are here for the same thing.

Love of the ocean, right?

-Yeah.
-No, man.

I'm here for the money.

Cap, your bow is just now
clearing the catamaran.

Copy that. I'm headed in.

-You ready?
-Yeah.

I'm definitely nervous
about docking today.

It's been a while,
so I'm like, all right, Baker.

Don't f-- up. Don't f-- up. Don't f-- up.

Hold on. Hold on. Lock it off.

Wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

There you go.

Yeah.

-Yeah.
-Nico, I've got a stern line

on pretty taut.

Let me get one more small
kick in, and I'll be good.

-Pull?
-Pull, pull, pull, pull, pull.

Pull, pull.

Tighten up a bit.

-Tighten it?
-Tight, tight, tight, tight.

-That's good.
-Good job.

-All right. High five.
-Lines look good as well.

-Yeah. Thank you.
-All right.

-Thank you.
-Baker's gonna be the girl

that I can count on.

She's stepping up. She's got good vibes.

She's got good energy, and she works hard.

So what have you been up to,
last two years ago,

-I think it was?
-I don't know.

I went to Hawaii for, like, four months,

and went home for a little bit.

Now I'm living in L.A.

Who are you staying there
with? By yourself?

-Yeah, by myself.
-That's cool.

I hear that you're in a relationship?

-Yeah.
-How is it?

Like, while working, you know,
going away for so long, and--

You know, it's pretty difficult.

Always being away,
always having the temptation.

It's been working so far.

It's pretty funny that you said so far.

You got it?

Have you talked to Bruno
or what? He seemed pretty upset.

No. What happened?

I don't know, man.

He was, like, sniffling or
crying or something, you know?

-Why?
-I don't know.

I mean, yachting's not for everybody.

I'll make sure he's all right.
I'll talk to him.

Attention all crew.

I need everybody down
in the crew mess now.

[tense music]

♪ ♪

Captain Lee doesn't
hide his emotions well.

It's pretty clear we're in trouble.

I think this charter was easier

because the people were easy.

I don't for a second believe
that everybody in this crew

performed up to their potential.

If you want to progress,
you're gonna have to earn it.

I want to see some solid effort
moving in the right direction,

or there will be consequences.

That being said, we do have some money.



-That's so nice of them.
-That's pretty amazing.

-I'll take it.
-That tip really feels good.

It's like, the recognition
that I wasn't getting.

-It's pretty good.
-Yeah.

-Considering everything.
-And trust me.

For those of you who feel
you didn't earn your tip

this time around, you will.

I guarantee it.

This tip is generous.
I mean, I'm not complaining.

However, I am disappointed
that the crew doesn't realize

they should probably
all give a lot more to me.

This was not equally earned, y'all.

You guys can go out tonight.
Tomorrow is a work day.

Whatever you consume tonight,

I will be sweating out of you
tomorrow morning

bright and early.

Have a good time tonight, guys.

-[all] Thanks, Captain.
-All right.

What's up, dude? So you like alcohol.

You like to party. You like women.

I'm the wild card, Nico.

So what's your ideal chick, then?

Blonde, brunette, skinny?

Does anybody know that?

I mean, you've got to have
some sort of type, dude.

Blondes, [inaudible].

Well, I guess you got
your pickings here, right?

Totally into Bri.

Yeah, she's hot.

I'm gonna tell you,
I was celibate for 26 years.

So it's like, I just recently
started being in relationships.

Whoa. I mean, sh--.

Why'd you do that?

'Cause I was like, Christian,
like really Christian.

Yeah.

But then you turn like 25,
and you're like, f---.

Love's not a real thing.

Might fall off if you don't
use it for that long, man.

Yeah, that's also what I was afraid of.

I mean, you want to make sure
it still works.

Yeah.

You can't be walking around
with a loaded g*n

all the time, you know?

I mean, better late than never.

So now if I see a pretty girl,
or someone I want to talk to,

I just go and talk to them, pursue it.

Growing up, being a Christian
was my identity.

And then your wants and your
desires, it just changes.

And I'm not celibate anymore.

They say, like,
you'll find love eventually,

and you should save yourself.

And then you realize like, this sucks.

Gave it a good shot, man.
The old college try, 26 years.

So you're, like,
one of those little Chihuahuas

that got let loose.

I need to get after it.

-Coming up…
-You were drunk

I mean, I was drunk too, but you
were, like, really drunk, right?

-We were both pretty f---ed up.
-There's a connection.

It's pretty obvious.

What I want you guys to do
is go from top to bottom.

Open every cupboard.
Look at it. Memorize it.

-Okay.
-Let's go get intimate.

-All right.
-This is really exciting work.

What the hell?
I didn't know this was here.

-Why were these in there?
-I don't know.

All right, I'm gonna hand
these out to you,

-just so I can get back here.
-Yeah.

-Hey, we have condoms.
-Oh, hey.

Only three, so we have to reuse.

Yeah.

So, what are your thoughts
now on the boys?

Like, looks-wise, I think

that Matt and Nico probably are
the most attractive guys.

-Yeah.
-Being a single mom,

you don't really have time to stop

and think about how lonely you really are.

And when you finally lay
your eyes on some eye candy,

you're quickly reminded that
you're so sexually frustrated.

What do you think?

I don't know. I was--
I'm not really attracted--

Yeah, I don't think you're
just being fully open with--

it's like, weren't you talking
to Nico about his girlfriend?

I could see you guys together, though.

And I think that's super cute
that you knew each other before.

Like, what are the odds of that?

I've spent one drunken night with him.

-I mean, that's cool.
-And that's it.

I think Nico's adorable,
but he has a girlfriend,

and I'm not gonna get in the way of that.

I could see something there.

I can see some fun
to be had with him, for sure.

Can you pass me that amazing tool?

Yeah. Oh, this is good.
You're multitasking.

You're relaxing.

Do you think that Chris
is gonna get hammered tonight?

-Yeah.
-Yeah, I do too.

Yeah, that's all he talks
about is ass and alcohol.

What else do we have in common?

-I don't know.
-I drink a ton of alcohol.

-We like tequila.
-Yeah.

-And I love ass.
-And then there's bourbon.

Bourbon's 51% corn.

I know a lot about drinking.

You know what I want to hear, Chris?

-Nothing.
-Nothing.

We're turning into Captain Lee.

[ringtone]

-Hi.
-Hey.

-What's up?
-Nothing. How's it going?

Good. How are you?

It's a lot of work this season.

-Why?
-All the deckhands are green.

Oh.

You know, it's gonna have to be,

like, teaching them
from literally ground zero.

-Yeah?
-I miss you.

But-- I miss you too.

It's super hard being away from Melissa.

You know, I'm not really
the most faithful person.

I find you so attractive.

I'm not that kind of girl,
and you've got a girlfriend.

But life has changed dramatically for me.

Hopefully the six weeks will go by quick.

I'm trying to be a good
boyfriend, good everything.

Is there a girl?

Working with you?

[unintelligible]

Huh?

Listen, you're breaking up.

I'll message you later tonight.

-All right.
-All right. I love you.

Have a good night.

-All right. Love you too.
-Bye.

What about this one?

I have my nipples out but it's fine.

-Too exposed?
-Too ex--

No, but it is, right?

Bruno is adorable.

He has a great body.

Always walks around half-naked.
He's the best roommate.

You're ripped. I think you're cool.

-It's fine.
-Rahr!

Yes.

The plan is, go out, have some
drinks, have some crew dinner,

and then isolate Bri,

see if we can hang out.
It's gonna be a good time.

-First time out in St. Martin.
-Get it on.

-Let's go.
-All right.

-Here we go.
-Ladies, hello.

Ladies.

First charter was a complete sh-- show.

But now, I want to go out,

have a few drinks, no drama, and relax.

[overlapping chatter]

Can you let me know
if I have any nip slips?

-Yeah.
-Okay.

I'll let you know.

These dinner logistics sucked.

I ended up in the worst spot from Bri.

Hi, can I have an Old Fashioned?

Now I have to actually make
an effort to talk to her.

Not ideal.

This, like the lighting on the water?

Yeah, it's great, isn't it?

It's like an invitation to
go skinny dipping.

-Oh.
-Just saying.

I had a birthday here not long ago.

How old are you now?

-31.
-Oh, snaps.

-Ouch.
-Cheers, guys.

[all] Cheers.

Yay.

Wow.

-It looks good.
-You should name him.

What's his name?

Rico. Rico Suave.

Dude. Top shelf bartenders
make such a big difference.

The bar usually speaks to me, you know?

Can we get a bottle of mezcal
provisioned? Is that a thing?

Going out to dinner with the
crew is kind of a waste of time.

I'd rather do my taxes.
I would rather clean toilets.

Because at least the toilets
don't make awkward conversation.

I want to open a tequila bar in Sweden.

I think that might be my next thing.

-Oh!
-Calm down.

[all] Cheers.

-Yay.
-[inaudible]

Okay…

I'm trying to remember.
I have a terrible memory.

Yeah.

I mean, I was drunk, too.

But you were, like, really drunk, right?

Yeah. We were both pretty f---ed up.

And then I left you.
Like, we went our separate ways.

Yeah, yeah. Barcelona.

Bri and Nico are definitely oozing

just throw me on this table
and have at me.

There's definitely

some chemistry between the two of them.

-That was good.
-That was a crazy night.

Those are the best memories,
really. Barcelona.

Coming up…

My God. Who is this guy?
Where did he come from?

Getting loose tonight, l-l-l-loose.

[laughing]

Mmm, mmm, mmm!

I don't even know what
you're thinking right now.

You do want to know.

I have the ability to make myself…

Like that?

Like, right now at the table,
you could be cumming?

Yeah. Mmm.

I don't think that it is humanly
right or sane for an individual

to go as long as I have without sex.

Like…

mmm.

I recognize that face.

I don't always see it at the dinner table.

I normally see it in my bedroom.

-Ooh.
-Weird.

I like it, but weird.

Let's go.

Oki I'll have a f---ing night.
Let's do this.

Do it! Do it!

That ass on Bri in those white pants?

I would totally lick her balloon knot.

-What?
-I mean, it'd be stupid not to.

I don't think you ready for this.

I need Corona.

There's a dirty animal.
You dirty minx, you.

Get a little booze in Matt,
and you'll see his true colors.

-Bruno!
-Get up.

Get up! Get up!

Cheers Bruno.

Hey, you just gotta enjoy yourself, man.

That's what it's all about,
being down here.

Yeah, yeah, yeah

This is your reset button right now.

F--- what happened today.
F--- what happened yesterday.

Yeah, you might get yelled at.
and you're like f-- I hate this.

Then you think, oh,
count down to drop off.

For me words are stronger than actions.

And with Nico coming to me

it just makes me motivated and

and I know what I can do much better.

Thanks for actually giving a sh--, huh?

Are you getting some
f---ing champagne, girl?

I like your…

At… Alt…

Attitude about life?

I like your attitude.

I don't know why that was
so hard for me to say.

My job's to smile and laugh
and make people happy.

And, like, that's your goal, you know?

Bri has a lot of options on the boat.

A lot of dudes she could potentially date

and hook up with.

But my move for, like,
flirting is just be me.

Be fun, be quirky, be different,

and see if she's invested
in the Chris Brown project.

Are you tickling my back?

Huh?

Are you tickling my back?

Is that not alright?

I don't know.

-Maybe not.
-Maybe yes, maybe no?

Maybe no.

Dang.

-I have to go.
-Ciao.

You know I knew Bri
beforehand, right?

You "knew her" biblically?

Biblically?

No we just hung out for a little bit.

How long did you know her for?

Just a day.

-And a night?
-No.

A morning?

-A night and a morning?
-No, not in the morning

No one will ever know

what happened that night in Barcelona.

Nico doesn't know.

Brianna doesn't know. Only the
cab driver in Barcelona knows.

Let's go now!

Right now.

Grab matt, Grab matt.

[techno music]

♪ ♪

Who is this guy?

Where did he come from? Holy cow?

I've never seen myself dance.

I just feel like it
feels good, it looks good.

Getting loose, tonight. L-l-l-loose!

[screaming]

I think we should get these
guys out of here.

-Okay.
-I think they're about ready to go.

I'm ready to go.

Guys, let's start heading
back to the boat.

-Cool, cool.
-All right.

We're gonna get going now.

Well, then let me get a roadie, bro.

It's time to go back.

We got everybody?

-Super awesome night.
-You have fun?

I just don't want to wake up
Lee, so let's just--

Shh.

Goodnight.

-Did you have fun?
-Yeah. I love dancing.

Did you think Matt had that in him?

It's always the quiet one.

Look, he's tall.
He's good-looking. He can cook.

He has a good personality.
He's good at talking.

Uh-huh. Do you go that way?

Do you think I go that way?

I don't know. It's okay if you do.

I'm not gay.

Ah, okay. That was a little uncomfortable.

Do you want a hug, or are you all good?

We can totally--

You're good to give out a hug to me?

Night hugs are good.
It's just-- oh, heart to heart.

[inaudible]

Heart to heart.

I want to stay here forever.

Okay.

I think I should, like, go to sleep.

See you in a couple hours, right?

Goodnight.

No regrets.

Coming up…

Chris? Chris? What's your location, Chris?

This isn't Chris. This is the captain.

I'm just wondering why I
don't hear his response, Chris.

So hungry.

So you guys had fun last night?

Yeah, for sure.

I liked the part where I got
to drink alcohol, so.

-Matt was hilarious.
-Yeah.

Dude, that guy, man. He's fantastic.

Probably gonna have a crush on him

by the end of this if I don't already.

You got a hangover at all, Nico?

No, man.

I didn't drink enough to have a hangover.

Why would you live your life half-ass?

Why would you halfway party?

If you have a great reason, celebrate.

Get after it. Send it.

So my guts are rumbly.
I don't feel good at all.

All right, let's try and pick
up the pace a little bit.

How are you feeling today,
Jen? How's everybody feeling?

I'm good.

Don't have a headache
or anything? You're so perky.

No, I know. I feel good.

Quickly make sure that
the dryers are going,

the washers are going, things
are folded, and come outside.

[both] Okay.

Nico, these drop towels,
do we need to wash these, or--

Yes.

Ugh.

Hangover's kicking in.

I didn't start drinking
until I was like 22,

so I guess I'm paying my dues
for all the bad hangovers

I never experienced as a teenager,

and they are f---ing me.

-I need--
-Change that.

-What?
-Chairs over there.

All right. I need to get some water.

I don't feel too good right now.

I'm gonna get back at it in a moment.

Chris is being a little baby.

I don't have time for this sh-- right now.

Drink a Red Bull,
drink a coffee, and let's go.

Rearrange the bridge deck aft,
get this stuff in storage.

All right, cool.

And then we're looking good for tomorrow.
Tomorrow, we'll just do a wipe-down.

Guests arrive at noon.

So if you want to start on that,
I'll get Chris up here.

-Roger. Sounds good.
-Thanks, Baker.

Chris, Chris?

-Chris, Chris?
-Chris? Chris?

Chris, Chris?

Meeting on the main deck. Where are you?

I haven't, like, seen him
downstairs. Want me to go check?

Chris? Chris?

What's your location, Chris?

This isn't Chris. This is the captain.

I'm just wondering why I don't
hear a response from Chris.

Jesus. You have got to be kidding me.

I'll find out right now, Cap.

[snoring]

Next time, on "Below Deck"…

Why was his radio down?

-He was in his bunk.
-Sleeping?

He just went to sleep.

We're gonna pretend like we're on charter.

I want you guys to bring you're a game.

I'm trying to channel
my worst charter guests.

What's a girl got to do
for a drink 'round these parts?

We have Mr. John Healy.
He's a restauranteur.

Wait. Is that Bruno?

Uh, yeah.

Is eggplant really gonna
go good with tequila?

F---.

Are you guys getting along right now?

She sucks at her job, but she's hilarious.