05x13 - The One Where Jen Loses Her Mind

[bunniefuu]

Previously on
"Below Deck"…

I want to see that $2,500 tip,
and it's not happening.

Had these guests had more
discerning tastes,

they might not have
thought it was good.

I'm not getting the progress
out of the galley that I need.

You're already starting
the cheese plate. Good girl.

That was very good clearing,
by the way.

That was a very good
wrist flick, Bri.

Bri is developing
into a good candidate

for a strong second stew.

-Timothy.
-We had him on "Ohana."

We're gonna do some
fireworks on the beach.

Was he happy? Was he
complaining the whole time?

He is particular.

Did you get my list
of ingredients?

Did you find sea
cucumber ovaries?

We had this
conversation with him.

He doesn't
follow instructions.

So stoked.

Part of me doesn't really
want to warn Matt.

I think it'll just
freak him out even more,

and let's face it he's probably
not gonna nail it either way.

Do your tasting menu--
cheddar beet salad, ceviche.

This is a great meeting
of the minds. I like it.

Did I tell you that Kyle
has been flirting with me?

-Is that au jus?
-I don't know.

When you make the conscious
decision to f-- with my food,

you're dead to me.

I just broke up with
my girlfriend and told her

that I was making out with Bri,
and you deserve to know.

-Can I eat dinner?
-You got a two-hour break.

I didn't get a break. I didn't
know I had to teach you.

Even when the machines
are going,

there are still things
you can do.

If you don't have it by now,
there's no hope for you.

It sucks.
Like, I'm sick of everyone.

-You're a f--ing idiot.
-Whatever, whore!

Where the f-- do you get off
calling someone a whore?

You're a f--ing liar.
I don't need this sh--!

-Whoa, whoa.
-[horn blares]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

I'm gonna lock you in
the bathroom if you're still

screaming at me.

F-- you. You will never
lock me in a bathroom.

-Get your f--ing--
-Guys, guys, guys, guys.

You're not putting me
in a bathroom.

You don't f--ing
put your hands on me!

F-- you!

What the hell is going on?

-You're a f--ing idiot.
-[sobbing]

I did absolutely nothing.

She att*cked me.
Look. I'm bleeding.

Things are so
out of control.

Captain Lee's
gonna hear this,

and that's the last
thing I want.

Everyone needs to go
to bed, please.

I'll f--ing lock you in a
bathroom, you piece of sh--.

F--ing tar and feather
your ass so f--ing quick,

f--ing Rico Suave.

That chick is f--ing mental.

I'd have banged her,
but now it's--

I still would,
because it's there.

-She's not in her right mind.
-So weird.

So do we fire her
and find a new stewardess?

The only person
that would suffer

by her leaving is her and me.

The only thing
that Jen could do

that would surprise me
at this point

is do her job without
taking too many breaks.

-Love you, Kate.
-Bye.

I can't do this sh--.

♪ ♪

[alarm blares]

♪ ♪

Uh-uh.

Ugh. Oh, God.

Always a screw loose somewhere.

Is she still
in the bathroom?

She knows you have work
at 8:00.

I'm realizing the harsh
reality of my situation.

Last night, obviously, I was
out of line in calling Baker

what I called her, so of course
I feel extremely remorseful.

Ugh…

Kate, Nico, I need you up
at the wheelhouse.

Hi.

Hi.

"Hello, Captain Lee.

The primary charter guest
has just informed me

he'll be arriving
via alternative watercraft.

Only be four guests
arriving at this time,

as Michael and Hillary

will not be landing
in St. Martin till 1:30."

What do you think
an alternative watercraft is?

Who knows?

I remember Timothy arriving
on a helicopter last charter,

and he does everything
with dramatic flair.

He just wants
desperately to be cool.

-We're off the dock at 11:30.
-Alternative watercraft.

Ugh!

How are you going to
prepare the snapper?

Snapper will be grilled.

Oh, good.
I want fish eyeballs

staring at them while
they're eating it, saying…

-So fresh.
-"Your charter has begun."

Yeah.

I do remember Timothy

has very interesting
food preferences,

and I think this is gonna be

the most difficult
charter for Matt.

Only veggies for me.

-Yep.
-Brussels sprouts or asparagus.

-I would do both of those.
-Okay.

Is everyone good
from last night?

[chuckles]

I ain't even
worried about it.

I can only express
utter bewilderment

as to what in the world
is going on in her crazy head.

-To me, it's just comical.
-I was the biggest victim,

'cause she called you a whore,
she att*cked you.

She touched my f--ing food.

I heard she scratched
Bruno's arm?

Mm-hmm.

That girl should be
gone today.

Hi, Bri.

I haven't seen Kate. Is she up?

Jen.

Just stop talking.

Okay.

Can both of you come up to
meet me in the main salon?

Captain Lee
has only a few rules.

Don't embarrass yourself,
don't embarrass the boat.

I would say last night,
you definitely did both.

I want you to be here to see
that it's not being tolerated.

Um, I don't want
an eye roll either.

If you want to stay
for this charter,

you are going to keep
that crew mess so clean.

You will not speak
on the radio anything but,

"How can I help?
What job can I do next?"

May I say something,
please?

I don't want to hear
your voice right now.

Then why are you having
a conversation with me?

This is not a conversation.
This is a lecture.

If Captain Lee hears
about your behavior,

I don't think he would have
a problem letting you go.

Jen is being
highly disrespectful,

but honestly, hiring
a new stewardess

this late in the game
would only be more work for me.

Do you think after
last night's behavior

-this is a fair conversation?
-I think so.

So would you like to stay
for the last charter?

-Of course.
-Okay. Great.

Then start ironing linens.

♪ ♪

How's it going?

-Oh, I'm just making flower arrangements.
-Flower girl.

We had a little meeting
this morning.

About what?

Yesterday with Jen.

But it was like--like, really
stern, and I was just like…

In the middle again.

Anything for you?
Just keep on doing Bri, huh?

Just keep on keeping on.

♪ ♪

Hey, Jen.
You doing all right?

I am.
Hey, sorry.

I was coming down
to talk to you.

Sorry I called you a whore.

Oh, it's all good. Yeah,
I wanted to give you a hug

-and say let's…
-Yeah, you're my girl.

Just forget everything
last night, and--

Friends have disagreements,
and you're my girl.

This is how Jen rolls.

She drinks and she gets crazy.
We're used to it by now.

It was a defense mechanism.

It just escalated
very quickly, so…

-I know.
-I don't want to rehash this.

We apologized.
Let's move on.

-It's water under the bridge.
-Cool.

You alright love?

-Hi.
-Do you need anything?

No, but basically,
for tomorrow night--

we're doing a
circus tonight,

so this is really
your time to shine.

I liked Kyle last season,

but it was a relationship
of convenience.

We happen to share a room.

Lasted maybe two weeks, and
I was happy to be the bottom.

Can you make balloon animals?

Mm-hmm.
I can do a puppet show.

We don't want
a puppet show.

♪ ♪

I saw a super
important delivery.

Cool.

Will you go grab Bri's
epaulet shirt for me, please?

Thank you.

-Oh, cute.
-Yay.

-Moving up in the world, huh?
-Thank you so much.

-Congrats.
-Yay!

-That's exciting.
-More stripes.

-It looks so pretty.
-Yeah.

Like, it is really cool to be,

like, acknowledged
for the hard work.

I really appreciate it.
Can I take them home with me?

-Yes.
-Yeah.

-Good job.
-Congrats.

Bri has shown
tremendous progress,

and also Jen could use
a little bit of humble pie.

-Good job, Bri.
-Thank you so much.

-Yeah.
-Attention all crew.

We got to switch
into our whites.

-We've got provisions coming.
-Okay.

♪ ♪

How you doing?
New York Prime?

-New York Prime Meats.
-Thank you.

♪ ♪

-That it?
-What's your 20, Jen?

Putting on my belt
to my epaulets.

Yeah. I didn't ask you
to change into your epaulets.

I asked you to help
with provisions.

Can you please
come right now?

From now on, I'll let you know
when you can go to your cabin.

Okay, well, I heard the guests
were coming on board at 11:30.

You both were changing, and
I didn't want to be left out.

So I thought you
may have forgotten--

I don't want to hear.
Remember our conversation?

I said all I want
to hear on this charter

is "copy" and
"how can I help?"

Copy, Kate. Copy.

Matt, you want me to put this
right by that cutting board?

-Nope. Emergency closet.
-The emergency closet.

Take your direction from me.
Emergency closet. Here.

Can you open the door for me,
please, Kate?

No. You can set it down
and open it yourself.

I'm not gonna bend that
far down and lift the--

Well, you better
figure it out.

That's so kind of you, Kate.
Thank you.

What a nice chief stew you are.
Miserable bitch.

-Coming up…
-Oh!

F--, f--.
Oh!

F--.

As I lift this,
pull that pin out.

Watch your fingers.
Give that to him.

Jen and Bri,
Jen and Bri,

please come to
the stew pantry, please.

Timothy Sykes doesn't want
to take five minutes

to walk down the dock.

He wants to arrive
by alternate watercraft.

It's pretty annoying. Ugh.

♪ ♪

Okay, deck guys, let's
get all lines up, rails off.

-We're getting out of here.
-Let's go, Bruno.

Where you at?
Where you at?

-All ready.
-Pull, pull, pull, pull, pull.

All lines clear. Bruno's
going in the fenders.

-[indistinct]
-Kyle, stand by port side

with the rolling fender
just in case.

Okay. Move the fenders
over to this side.

-Bring them over to this side.
-[indistinct] about ten feet

off your starboard
aft quarters.

No traffic
inbound or outbound.

You're all clear, Captain.

Moving inside.
Good job, Nico.

It's been a long
charter season,

but this is it,
the last charter,

and the deck crew has
their act together now.

Give me two sh*ts, drop it.

Okay. We got a hard stay
here, Captain.

Copy that.

This bottle right here
is 170 bucks.

Our primary wants his life
to be a Puff Daddy video--

Jet Skis with models,

going to the yacht
with sharks we paid for.

I'm surprised
he didn't ask for Cristal.

♪ ♪

P. Diddy coming
on the Jet Ski.

F--ing morons.

Oh, Timothy Sykes.
You're so cool.

You're arriving via
an alternative watercraft.

Is that like the politically
correct term for Jet Ski now?

What is going on?
Like, it's a Jet Ski.

Say it's a Jet Ski.

-Welcome aboard.
-Thank you very much.

That's quite
a good entrance.

The helicopter wasn't
available this time.

-Hi.
-How's it going?

How's it going, Captain?
Good to see you.

-Good. Good.
-Nice to see you again.

-Good to see you again.
-How you doing? Matt.

-Hi. Baker.
-Matt. Nice to meet you, Tim.

-Good to meet you guys.
-Kate.

-Yep.
-I'm Jen. Nice to meet you.

-Welcome back.
-Thanks for allowing us back.

I like it.
You guys upgraded the boat.

-Yeah.
-I'm proud of you.

You've done well for yourself.

Thanks.
Appreciate it.

Condescending little prick.

And you've got
some other guests

-that are arriving around 1:30?
-Yeah. His flight got delayed.

No problem. Kate will
give you a tour of the boat.

And as soon as
the other guests get here,

we'll get the party started.

-Right this way.
-Cool. All right.

Okay.
Get her done.

-This is really nice.
-It is. It's more modern.

The last one was like
a Holiday Inn.

-How's the Wi-Fi?
-It's-- same.

-Is your internet working?
-My internet just froze again.

Motherf--er.
This is ridiculous.

Look at this.
This is your master stateroom.

-Ooh.
-Master bathroom.

-Crazy toilet.
-Yep.

I'll just go in
the bathtub instead.

Here we go.
One, two, three.

Thanks for coming out.
Let's get you unclipped.

This is our sky lounge.
It's great for games.

Thanks, guys.

-These guys are good, man.
-That was good, huh?

-Not a bad job.
-Up here we have our sun deck.

-Nice.
-With a Jacuzzi.

There's not a lot of bags,
so we'll just hold them here.

Okay, Captain.
All luggage is on board.

We're packing up
the swim platform.

-Good luck with d--head.
-This is f--ing pimp, right?

-Red snapper.
-Oh, I didn't see that.

Oh, the eyeballs. Oh!

Maybe the eyeballs
should not be staring at them.

Ugh. They're slimy
and they're looking at me

and they're bulging,
and it's just gross.

-Ah!
-[shrieks]

[laughs]

-Did you get me on the Wi-Fi?
-No.

I haven't connected anything
yet. It's, like, terrible.

-So, Tim…
-There's no Wi-Fi. What's up?

-Your guests land at 1:30.
-Okay.

We could proceed over
to the anchorage now

and then arrange
transportation for them,

but it's gonna be a little
uncomfortable and a little wet.

-For them?
-For them.

-I like that.
-Oh, definitely. Yeah.

Make it uncomfortable
for them.

That's what you get
for being late. Let's go.

Timothy Sykes is
the quintessential nerd

who finally made it big

and wants to prove
to all the people who thought

he was a nerd in high school
that he's actually cool.

You should have
waited for them.

-What?
-No, no, no, no.

Of course not!

Deck guys, I'm gonna
take a little break.

♪ ♪

I'm good. Lot of stress,
but I'm good.

I'll see you soon, though.
I'll be home soon.

Me and Melissa haven't had
any communication at all,

and so just listening
to her actually talk to me

and say my name
and just speak with her just--

it really makes me realize
I screwed up big time.

Well, it's nothing
against you,

it's just me personally,
like, you know?

Everything going on.

With Bri, it was like Tom
and Jerry chasing each other,

and it was this kind
of exciting new thing,

but now that the season's
coming to an end,

I don't really
know what to do.

Okay. Bye.

-How you doing?
-Good.

Will you please go grab me
the NutriBullet from downstairs

and all the things
that I need to use it?

-I got the [indistinct] here.
-Oh, never mind.

-Are you good?
-Yeah. I'm just working, Kyle.

You asked me
that 17 times today.

Still good.
Still working.

I could understand
that Kate's not happy

about the criticism I've said.

The service sets the tone
for the beginning of the day.

Sh-should be getting done.

But if you can't take
positive criticism,

you're not in the right job.

Yep, I'm just double-checking.

-Jen, Jen, Kate.
-Go ahead.

Hey, while we're serving
lunch, can you come up

real quick and fluff and clean
all the guest quarters?

Copy.

How is it to be able to eat food?

Is it nice?

Heaven forbid I sit on my
butt and eat some food.

Hey, Jen, Jen…

Can you come up to
stew pantry please?

Copy.

Let's get ready
to pull the hook.

Copy that.

♪ ♪

Beautiful.

♪ ♪

-Hey. How are you?
-How's it going?

I'm doing well.
More importantly, how are you?

I just wanted to see what
you were planning for lunch.

-Got a little snapper.
-Nice!

I'm gonna grill it
with some veggies,

'cause I know we have
a vegetarian on board,

and what I've planned
for the next two days

is the whole snapper for
lunch today, arrival lunch.

Tasting menu.
The wahoo is fresh.

It's f--ing incredible.
It tastes like butter.

-Steak tartar…
-Beautiful.

Lobster bisque…

Can you keep the chunks
of the lobster in there?

-I like chunks.
-Yeah, we can do that.

This is the last charter.
It's sink or swim.

Might as well go out with
a bang. Sykes, I got you.

-This is awesome.
-Yeah.

You guys got better.

Here, this is ready.

This bean hummus, it's, it's k*lling it.

Garbanzo hummus
is so 2016.

-Right.
-Yeah!

-Here we go.
-Nice. Thank you.

My pleasure.

Chef just whipped this
up for you.

-It's black bean hummus.
-Nice.

So we are just arrived
into Rendezvous Bay.

-Can we go on there?
-We just need Internet.

-Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Absolutely.
-Now we got the trilogy.

Literally three phones.

I don't think I've ever seen
someone so obsessed with Wi-Fi.

Dude, you're in a yacht
in the middle of the Caribbean.

Relax a little bit.
If you need to use Wi-Fi,

I can take you in
at any moment.

I didn't intend on doing
this. It just happened.

-Okay.
-No dolphins today, bro.

I came here on the first day,
like, I sucked.

I was the greeny one,
and I couldn't do anything.

-Drop.
-I feel like I'm finally

I'm finally a real deckhand.

I feel that Nico
can count on me,

and that's
the best part for me.

Throwing the [indistinct]
in the water.

Copy that. Lock it.

Tonight, he needs to be ran
to shore for Wi-Fi.

-Can we go over to this beach?
-We can go to this beach.

I bet they've got Wi-Fi and
cocktails and the sun will set.

-The guests are about to arrive.
-Two guests on board.

-Two guests.
-Good. You made it!

Hello! Ahoy!
This is great.

-Hi.
-Hey.

-How's it going?
-Thank you very much.

-Thanks for waiting for us.
-Yes, thank you very much.

Yeah, right.
Threw me under the bus, huh?

This grill is awesome.
First time using the grill,

making fresh local red snapper
with some Caribbean flair.

This is how they do it,
cook it whole,

because fish tastes the best
cooked down to the bone.

Guys, if you're ready
for lunch, Matt's ready.

Yeah, let's
definitely do lunch.

It's lunch!
Let's sit down!

♪ ♪

-Is it ready yet?
-Yep. Ready to go.

Oh, my God. Yes!
This is fantastic.

Look it.
Tim's fish is, like, double.

-Look at that.
-Oh, God.

I've seen so many salads
for lunch this season

that a snapper's

falling-out eyeball
is a welcome change.

Cheers, guys.
Thanks again for coming.

-Beautiful.
-Neat.

See?
This is a healthy meal.

-Mm-hmm.
-Fish is really good.

-Right?
-They're eating all the fish?

-Mm-hmm.
-Thanks, guys.

It's so healthy,
'cause I'm on a health kick.

-How is everything?
-Delicious.

-Very good. Thank you.
-I'm so glad to hear it.

Nico just found a place

that is great for sunset,
which is in two hours.

-Yes!
-With cocktails and Wi-Fi.

-I'm bringing my laptop.
-Okay.

I'm gonna eat, like,
six of these.

Going out.

Quite windy, boys.
Careful of the wind.

♪ ♪

One, two, three.

-F--. F--.
-Three.

-Oh!
-F--, f--, f--.

-F--, f--.
-Oh!

F--, oh, motherf--er.
Ah, f--.

Ready?

-Oh! F--, f--.
-You [indistinct]--

Wait, wait, wait.

Almost.

-Good?
-Yeah.

-All good.
-You good?

-Whoo!
-Ooh.

That was scary.
No, it actually--

Oh, sh--, sh--.
Burn, look.

-You all right?
-Yeah.

For a second, I thought
I would lose my leg.

Ah! F--ing hurting.

Oh!
Jesus Christ.

I'm trying to forget the pain
and just do my work,

but it is so hard.
It's just hurting right now.

Let me see.
Go in the crew mess.

Go get some ice.
Ice it now.

Otherwise,
you're gonna be in pain.

Ah, motherf--er.
Oh!

Oh, motherf--er.

Oh, it F--ing hurts.

Jesus Christ sake.

Hurts!
[groaning]

-[inaudible] get down there?
-Roger.

Yeah, the nice cushy
slide right there.

It's refreshing.

And if it starts going slow,
keep hitting that green button.

The Wi-Fi is going in and out.

-Whoo!
-Nice! Oh, much better!

-Nice!
-Never let go, Rose.

-Never let go.
-All right.

Last night
was out of control.

Whatever, whore!
F-- you!

You will never lock me
in a bathroom.

-Get your f--ing--
-Guys, guys, guys, guys.

I drank too much.
I'm obnoxious.

But at the same time,

I'm over everybody thinking
that they're better than me,

because they're not.

You're just as much of
a piece of sh--, if not worse,

treating me the way
that you're treating me.

It's disappointing, really.

Hey, all deck crew,
we're leaving at 5:30.

You can put away
the sea bombs, trampoline,

pretty much everything.

All right, since you're going
to the beach with him now,

he'll probably
just end up standing by

with Nico in the tender.

-Are we ready to go?
-We're ready.

You guys are a lot better
than the last crew.

Well, thank you.
We appreciate it.

Nah. It's good.
Thank you.

Oh, Wi-Fi.
I can almost taste it.

-Yeah.
-Hi.

Howdy. What'd you do
to your leg?

I got caught in
one of the lines.

Bet you learned
something, huh?

It's fine now.
It's much better.

Am I surprised the Bruno
hurt himself on deck? No.

Do I feel sorry for him?
No. It's a stupid mistake.

Other than painful,
your leg all right?

-No. Yes, it is.
-Good.

♪ ♪

I like it.
It's very peaceful.

-We set up shop here.
-Yes. It looks comfortable.

Would you like me
to hang around?

-Do you need me?
-Um, no. I think we're okay.

Nico, Nico, Bri.
You can come pick me up.

Just go on the beach.

-It's an amazing view.
-Ooh, and fast Wi-Fi.

Man.
Does he want these washed?

They're pretty--
the knees are really bad.

-You all right?
-Yes, I'm fine.

I was fine five minutes ago,
and I'm fine now, and--

I've asked you so many times
if you're okay today.

I know. Good to know
for the next 36 hours.

I have a lot to do tonight.

I've got to plan
a circus-themed party,

I've got to deal
with Matt and Jen,

so I don't really
have time for Kyle.

I mean,
I could if I wanted to,

but those are
great excuses not to.

We're still friends.

You have to deal with
me for the rest of your life.

I feel like I'm on a boat
full of morons.

♪ ♪

Come rescue me!

-[laughing]
-Whoa! I almost fell with you.

Good old switcharoo.

Can I please switch
out Bri with a deckhand?

Baker, you jump on.

-Roger.
-Grab the line.

-Y'all good?
-Baker, jump on.

Thank you.

♪ ♪

Oh, man.
What a rush.

Just like the dish you made
is just fun.

-Isn't it?
-Yeah.

That's exciting.

Tonight, we're doing
ceviche, lobster bisque,

beet salad, miso ginger
salmon, steak tartar,

and finish off with a coconut
leche sorbet in a coconut.

You're welcome.

♪ ♪

Oh, my God. I'm ready
for these guys to get back.

So you're sticking around
a few extra days,

and then back to Chicago?

Have y'all talked yet
about your future boo-mance?

Uh, yeah. She's definitely
not looking for any commitment.

-Mm-hmm.
-I'm a person that does,

but I don't want to jump
relationship to relationship.

-Yeah.
-I don't really know what's gonna happen

between me and Bri
after this charter.

I think Bri's a great chick,
but we live

in opposite sides
of the United States.

I don't know what I want
to f--ing do, Baker.

I lose sleep over it.

All right. Fender is out.
I'm gonna drop you at the dock.

-Hey, guys. How are you?
-Hey.

So the wind is picking up.
It's getting kind of rough.

Yeah, is there any way
we could head back?

-Let's roll.
-Sweet.

-Let's do it.
-Bye, Smokey's.

It might be
a little bit bumpy,

so if you were to step
on that seat to your right.

-Everybody hold on.
-Just a heads up,

the guests
are coming back now.

All right.
[indistinct] slippery. Nice.

♪ ♪

I'm gonna seat them.
Is that okay?

Yep. I'll start plating.

I am so proud of every single
one of these dishes.

Just it pinpoints all their
palettes, what they wanted--

the freshness,
the healthiness.

Wahoo ceviche.
That is the eggplant soy.

-Cool.
-So it begins.

-You guys do karaoke too?
-Only with you.

First course, Matt's prepared
a very fresh wahoo ceviche,

and for you, a soy eggplant.

Mm. Oh, my God.

This is amazing.
That's the b*mb.

-This is.
-That looks great, Matt.

I'm getting ready
for foam here.

I'm ready to go, guys.
Okay.

Beet salad with
goat cheese olive oil.

No, cheddar foam.
Cheddar foam.

Oh, sorry. Yeah.

Pardon me.
So for your next course,

you're gonna have
a golden beet salad

with a goat cheese foam.

-Fantastic.
-I'm sorry.

-It's cheddar cheese.
-Cheddar cheese.

Okay. Thank you.

-It's very good.
-Tastes great.

-They're loving it.
-Awesome.

Miso glazed salmon.

-Over edamame.
-Over edamame.

Y'all are having a miso
glazed salmon over edamame,

and you're having a tofu.

-I'm loving the miso glaze.
-Mm. It's fresh.

-So good.
-Mm.

-Isn't that crazy?
-Oh, my gosh.

♪ ♪

-Here we have a lobster bisque.
-Yeah.

-And for you, a carrot coconut.
-This is so good.

Mmm. Oh, my God,
it's so good.

-So, Bri.
-Yes.

Now that you have
your second stripe,

you are taking over service.
Jen…

-Yes.
-Fluff pillows, fill waters.

So this is beef tartare,
and for you, avocado tartare.

-Wow.
-Nice.

-Avocado tartare.
-Mmm. That's good.

Oh-wee,
compliments to the chef.

-Thank you.
-Are you guys still hungry?

-No.
-Yes!

-Oh, no.
-No.

-Not at all.
-F-- yes.

Stop screwing this up.

He's, like, joking that
they might still be hungry.

-Are you serious?
-Let's…

-Throw food at them.
-Metaphorically,

although I want
to do it literally.

I know.

And he's still hungry.
What?

-What do you want to do?
-Um…

F--.

-Coming up…
-Kyle, Kyle.

There's Kyle sleeping
on the very couch

he was just sitting on
saying that

the interior was lazy.

Did I wake you up
from your nap?

He's joking that
they might still be hungry.

But if he wants to make
comments like that let's just--

-Throw food at him.
-Yeah.

[laughs]

Adding a course.
Seven courses. Let's do it.

-Look at it. So good.
-Oh, my gosh. That's amazing.

I've got goose bumps.
Matt's finally decided

to step up his game
on the last charter.

-Go.
-Thank you.

-Pepper.
-Yay.

We heard you were
still hungry,

so Matt whipped up
an extra course,

plus a vegetarian one.

This is beef tenderloin
over lemon couscous,

and yours
has grilled vegetables.

Thank you.

This is good. So tender.
Chef's got game.

-Mmm. So loiny.
-When in doubt, go to steaks.

It's quick, it's easy,
it's delicious. Bam.

My God, it looks
so f--ing good.

-Wow.
-Oh, yeah.

-Wow.
-This is awesome.

-Oh, my God. How good is that?
-How was your dinner, guys?

-It was amazing.
-Excellent. Thank you.

This is the most work I've ever done
in the galley all season.

I'm so proud of myself.
I k*lled it.

-Good job.
-Whoo!

I think Matt deserves
a round of applause.

Matt did a great job.

Maybe it's 'cause
I held his hand

and walking him through
every food item

he should serve
the night before.

Yay, Matt! Yay, Matt!

♪ ♪

Kyle.

Kyle.

Oh, isn't this rich?

There's Kyle sleeping
on the very couch

he was just sitting on saying
that the interior was lazy.

Sorry.

Did I wake you up
from your nap?

This guy's been here
less than a week,

and he's already
sleeping on the job.

Total hypocrite.

Go to sleep.
We're not saying another word.

-She has to go to sleep.
-Yeah, I need to go.

-Thank you guys.
-Night.

Have a good night.
See you tomorrow.

-Thank you very much.
-Sleep well.

Kyle, I can't tell

if you're sleeping
standing up or you're working.

That was my first twenty
minutes that I had all day.

Why weren't you
sleeping in your bed?

The crew mess
is the crew area.

If you need a break,
you go to your bedroom.

Kate's giving me sh-- now,

and I understand
she's under pressure.

She's got sh-stews.
I get it.

But f-- me,
can she be a bitch.

Okay.

Cheeky pikey.

♪ ♪

-Night. Sleep well.
-Thanks.

-See you in the morning.
-Good night.

♪ ♪

-What's up, buddy?
-How's it going, Bruno?

-Good.
-How's your leg feeling?

-Better, definitely.
-Yeah?

I don't feel pain now.

Make sure we're slowing down
and being careful.

I did a mistake.
I hurt myself.

But all the mistakes
in your life, just move forward

and learn from it.
It's the last charter,

so I'm just trying to end
the season strong.

I need you guys
to focus today,

'cause today's
gonna be a big day.

Yep.

What have we got down here?

There's junk everywhere, huh?

Yep.

So you plan to stay here
after our season?

Um, Nico and I talked about
it for, like, two nights,

two days kind of thing…
Cool.

I'm pretty sure
we're still doing it.

That's very cool.

I just don't want any,
like, pressure.

Don't pressure him.

You know? It's not gonna be,
like, a honeymoon, you know?

Just 'cause
we're in paradise.

Right. I'm gonna grab this,
and I'm out of here.

See you, Bri.

Let me know
if you need anything.

Let's do this.

Can I get someone up here
flanking the chain, please?

Yeah, Bruno's on his way.

Even though Bruno
did screw up,

and he caught his leg,
he's showing initiative,

trying to even work
through his injury,

and he just keeps on going,
and I like that.

-Anchor's home.
-Secure.

-Good job, Bruno.
-Yeah.

♪ ♪

Lobster omelet on its way.

There it is.

Tim, would you like
your lobster omelet?

Right here.
There you go.

-Thank you.
-I see the lobster.

Mm. This chef is dead-on.

Hey, morning!
You're up early.

So where are we going?

-Somewhere where there's Wi-Fi.
-Okay, great.

Somewhere where
you and I can do

vacation-y things while…

While they try to trade. Yup.

Good stuff, right?

-Hey.
-Hi.

So what's the plan
for the day then?

Today, we're gonna
do yachting.

-And tonight?
-Are you going somewhere?

-Do you have plans?
-Well, no.

It's cause I wanted
to find out about tonight.

Wanted to get, like,
maybe an hour with that stuff.

For tomorrow night,
we're doing a circus night,

so can you make
balloon animals?

Do you remember when
I told you about this?

What was the intro sentence?
I said Kyle…

I didn't ask again yesterday,
but I'm asking today,

-because it's happening tonight.
-Okay. It's over.

Stand by. Wait for direction.
It will come.

Okay.

I missed you.

Do we have protective goggles?
Champagne will burn your eyes.

Have you been in
a champagne fight before?

This is the biggest night
of the entire season.

-I'm a little nervous.
-This is your moment to shine.

[smooth music]

♪ ♪

[phone rings]

Hey, sweetie.
What's going on?

I'm crying everyday…

because my mom is out
of town right now.

You know.

You're gonna
make me cry, Bells.

As a parent,
you try to shield

all the negativity
from your kids

and try to put on
a happy face,

and this is
one of those moments

where it's damn hard

to pretend
like everything's fine.

I'm home soon, and we're gonna
go to Universal Studios, okay?

So I want you to do me a favor,
put a smile on your face,

'cause I'm gonna do the same,

and we're gonna go
have fun, okay?

Okay.

Hearing my daughter's
voice, it's sad.

It's sad because
I can't be there.

It sucks.

Okay. I know I'm not there.
I'm gonna be there very soon.

I love you.

Okay. Standing by, Captain.

And drop.
Give me three sh*ts.

I think Nico has taken great
strides in the right direction,

so, I mean,
better late than never.

Good job.
Lock it in.

-How's it going?
-Going good.

-Good start, man.
-Thank you.

Seriously, and we got
some foodies here,

-so it was not easy.
-I'm gonna do--

I'm not sure yet, but I've got
something else planned.

Make it ridiculous,
as much seafood as possible.

-Okay. Sounds good.
-Hi.

-Hey. How's it going?
-Good. How are you?

Just wanted to talk
about logistics.

Okay, so we're doing, like,
a circus theme night.

Cool.
Are you gonna be a clown?

-No, but there will be one.
-All right. Cool.

So…so we got the fireworks
all set up?

Mm-hmm. Around 9:30.

So we don't have to do
anything for that. 9:30?

Okay, cool. What time
is dinner gonna be?

-Around 8:30.
-Okay. Cool.

I'm hella busy.
I'm building a champagne tower.

Also throwing a circus,
a $12,000 fireworks display,

coaching the chef
through his job.

I'm just really tired
and ready to go.

Have you been in
a champagne fight before?

-No. It'll be my first one.
-Oh, my God.

It's a surprise for everybody
else, but I like this.

So he wants Krug
or Dom Perignon.

And bottles
for spraying each other?

Do we have
protective goggles?

Champagne will burn your eyes.
We need suction.

I want the crew involved too.

This is your moment to shine.
This is it.

I'm a little more nervous,
because Captain Lee gave us

this huge lecture on how he
wants to see the big money tip,

and now we have a guest
that is kind of miserly

when it comes
to his gratuities.

-Let me do this.
-Okay.

-All right.
-Good talk.

-Can we go tubing?
-At any time. Yeah.

Fantastic.

Your chariot.

All good.

♪ ♪

[laughter]

That's awesome.

Thank you so much.

These boys are
getting cray-cray.

I'll just take turns feeding
everybody bites of cheese.

Bite of cheese.

Tonight's gonna be
grand finale.

There's gonna be
champagne bottles spraying.

Focus.
Listen to me.

You can even
stop washing for a second.

Cool. Everybody just
listen and look.

So we're gonna get


We're also gonna
get protective eyewear

with suction,
and I said,

"Don't worry, P. Daddy.
It's definitely gonna suck."

Tonight, we have a lot of things
the primary has requested,

and I'm a little bit nervous,

because it's only
a matter of time

before this boat
completely sinks.

I just hope
we're off it by then.

I need you two girls
to stay on guest service

while I plan the ultimate
grand finale night.

If you ever need
to use Wi-Fi,

I can take you in
at any moment.

Probably, like,
at, like, 2:30.

-2:30?
-Would be my guess.

-Perfect.
-Perfect timing.

Jesus.

-Hey, Nico. How are you?
-Good. Yeah.

I'm excited
for this to be over

and f--ing chill out
for a minute.

Good.

Kyle's coming in
a little too hot if you ask me.

He's being obnoxious.
Kyle keeps saying,

"But you and me,
we're friends."

Guess what, Kyle.

When somebody actually says,
"It's because we're friends.

Remember?"

That means they're
being an assh*le.

Do you ever say
to your real friends,

like, "I'm your friend"?

Two more days,
and then I'm in a comfy bed.

Let's go. Let's go.
Let's go.

We got a stock breaking.
Oh, my God.

-Hell yes!
-Oh, my God.

♪ ♪

See you guys in
a little bit, thank you.

All right. Thank you.
Have fun.

Deck crew, deck crew key,

the main deck aft table's
ready when you are.

Yeah, just one second.
I'm just sorting something out.

Last season, me and Kate
have been sweet.

I think he likes it.
Oh, look. You look great.

I look like I've been bombed
by a f--ing Care Bear.

-I love you so much.
-I've gotta rock and roll,

-but back in a sec.
-Okay.

I just want to know
what's gonna happen here.

Either we're mates, we're not.

She f--ing doesn't like me,
she does like me.

I just want to know
where I stand.

♪ ♪

Coming up…

How I handle
my stewardesses

shouldn't affect
how hard you work.

So you're saying I've not worked
hard on these charters?

For their party,

we have characters
for each crew member.

-Oh.
-Kyle is the clown.

Oh, God.

Will you please
try this on for me?

Here. Try it on, Bri.
I'll help you.

-Will this fit Kyle?
-Oh, you look so cute!

You're like the sexiest
clown ever.

In a weird way,
that might get Nico excited.

And then you are
possibly my favorite.

-Oh, God.
-You're gonna be the mime.

-Cool.
-Classic Kate.

I knew she would find a way
to keep Jen from talking.

Clever girl.

You're trapped
in a box, go.

Go.

-I'm not motiv--
-You broke.

No, I'm not motivated
enough right now.

You need to find
your motivation. Swimming.

-Are you still under?
-Oh, she's looking for land?

Oh, she's hiding. That's good.
That's really good.

[indistinct]

So what's your plan
after this?

I think I'll end up in Bali
for a couple months.

That would be pretty cool.

I'm definitely going
back home-- check-in,

say hi to Mom,
see all my brothers.

I know your brother
just passed away,

and that's such a huge loss,

and, like, my dad,
you know, he passed away,

but it's been,
like, ten years, so…

Yeah.

When he passed away, it was
just, like, almost unbearable.

Yeah, your brother is like
your homie for life, you know?

I've been running from
my problems for so long,

and I need to go home and fix
the things that I messed up

and try and make
my life right again.

Nothing in this world
is promised to you, and,

like, the fact that
you got him in your life

in that amount of time
is, like, such a gift.

Yeah.
That can help you to, like,

move forward and--
I don't know…

Yeah, it's definitely
a good way

of thinking about it,
you know?

Give me a hug.
Give me a hug.

♪ ♪

Oh, my God.

Holy mother lobster.

♪ ♪

Whoa.
It's a big one.

How was Buccaneer's? Did you
get everything done you needed?

-Good, good.
-All right.

-Hi, guys.
-Welcome back home.

Okay, we made it.

That's a motherf--ing
double rainbow.

This is gonna be
a motherf--er.

-All right.
-Good job, Bruno. You good?

-Yep.
-Like the old days, man.

-I'm gonna go on a break.
-Bri, you can go on break.

-Thank you.
-Yes!

We're all fat f--s
on this yacht.

We can just eat
as much as we want.

We could have pancakes
right now if we wanted.

-You want some pancakes?
-No.

Bri's a really cool chick,

but to go through
this experience with her,

it just made me realize
what I had before.

I screwed up. I love Melissa,
and I want to go back home

and be with her
and fully commit to her.

-Kate, Kate, Kyle.
-Go ahead.

-Meet you in the sky lounge?
-Yep.

-Sup?
-Hi.

So all of our orders are here,

but I do want to know

what's going on
with you mentally.

I don't know.

I feel like you've been quite
funny with me to be fair.

Yes, Kyle,
this is exactly

what I need right now,
you coming to me

about your feelings
while I have a list

of a million
other things to do.

I thought you were gonna come
in like a breath of fresh air,

and you come in,
and you're, like,

giving criticisms
at the crew mess table

when we don't really need
any more of those.

Then, last night, you're taking
a nap on the crew mess couch.

That was my first time
I'd been down the entire day.

Well, the guy taking a nap
on the crew mess couch

doesn't really match the guy


telling everybody how on
their A-game they need to be.

The reason why I said
something was because

they've all been saying it,
and then I sat there.

No one was saying anything.

I am just trying to do my job.
It's not personal in any way.

-Well, it's not--
-I'm not done.

It's not about you.

It's about the charter guests,
and the amount of work

I have to do,
and the champagne tower

I have to build,
and the circus I have to throw.

Kyle's really pissing me off
right now.

This is why we are not
as good of friends

as you think we are, because
you pull sh-- like this.

So if you'll please not
just focus on your feelings

and maybe focus on the work,
I would love--

-I know you said about that--
-To have time to be like,

"Mm, my feelings are hurt!"

I don't have time for that!

Next on the season finale
of "Below Deck"…

-Bang.
-[overlapping shouting]

Jen, Jen, Kate,
resting time is over.

It's time to go back to work.

You say things
that aren't true,

and you don't
allow me to speak.

That's what's happened
with this one.

Stop calling me "this one"!
"Brianna."

Jen's f--ed off
and no one helps us.

It's the last f--ing charter,
sort your sh-- out.

[cheering]

It wasn't perfect this time,
I got to say.

We had some issues.

As a manager,
I think that that--

Are you giving me
managerial advice right now?

I'm really sorry
for everything. I love you.

Now that I'm trying
to fix things with Melissa,

I got to end things with Bri.

Oi. I kind of wanted some.

I was wondering
if I could take Bri.

I just want to talk with her.

So obviously, I really love
hanging out with you, but…