10x06 - There's No Crying in Yachting Part 2

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10x06 - There's No Crying in Yachting Part 2

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Previously on 'Below Deck'...

As you guys know,
I've been struggling.

So I made a decision
to leave the boat.

[sobs]

It'll be here when
you get back.

Gigi Fernandez is a two-time
Olympic gold medalist

who was an International
Tennis Hall of Fame

and has won


Are you kidding me?
We're professionals at this.

I'm going to decide who's
on anchor watch from 12 til 8.

We really like to
go to bed, like, early.

I know. The captain
has made the schedule

and asked for us to do
the schedule.

That pisses me off.

Everybody's literally
is like, she's so lazy.

Like, can she please
pick up the pace?

Cause you're slow enough
and I don't...

Slow?
Are you.....ing kidding me.

I'm going as fast as I can.

We need somebody faster.

Okay, then you.....ing do it.

[alarm beeping]

- Oh, good morning.
- Mm-hmm.

- Morning.
- Hi, good morning.

- How are you doing?
- I'm doing well.

Could you turn
laundry over for me?

Yes, of course.

Mmm, mmm, mmm.

Look's good, huh?

Oh, God.

I'm going to get so fat.

Good morning. How are you?

Hayley, can I leave you
on the service please?

We've got the primaries up.

Were you in the rolling
World Olympics?

- Fold Olympics?
- No.

You wonder why
baskets are like this normally?

They don't condensate
when they're steaming,

- when they're hot.
- Oh, that makes sense.

Mother.....ing fun fact!

I've not got an ass.

You know what's really funny is
I got prescribed something.

I'm sure you did.

Yeah, it's called no-ass-at-all.

Jesus Christ.

Did you see the gold medals?

- No.
- Do you want to see them?

I'd love to.

Let me get them.
I'll be right back.

- I'd absolutely love to.
- Ross, Ross, Fraser.

May I see you in
my office, please?


So this change in the schedule,

like, I have a big
issue with that.

This is the new watch schedule
and you have eight until

- two in the morning.
- [bleep]

- This is such sh...
- Yeah, yeah.

I always work out in
main deck aft,

but I do it at
three in the morning.

So there is no one
it's just me there.

So it's perfect but now because
she want me to work until late,

it means that I have to work out
in the day.

Oh my... wow.

- That's heavy.
- It is.

- That is amazing.
- Kind of cool to bring them up.

Okay so these are the details
we've got for today.

They're going to have their
tennis match on this court.

So we need to find the most
beautiful tennis court

on the island tomorrow

for a tennis and
tequila doubles match

and maybe even host...
like do a little lunch there?

We do have the landing.

They will more
than love to host.

Fantastic.

And then we'll walk them to
lunch for at latest 3:00.

Thank you so much.

Thank you.

- Just scrambled egg, yeah?
- Yep.

Specials today we've
got a truffle mushroom

and shallots omelet.

Whatever she's making,
I'll have.

Exactly.

Can I just have that
special with egg whites, though?

You absolutely can.

Ow!

That one really hurt.

I'm going to do
two of your special,

- but with just egg whites.
- Yeah.

Guests request an afternoon
of tennis and tequila.

We're going to have two deck
and two interior present.

Those two people on deck are
going to be Ben and yourself.

Hi, ladies.

Normal special with egg yolk.

- Oh, my gosh.
- Right?

Oh.

It looks good in here.

I really needed that.
I appreciate that.

- [grunts]
- Oh, yeah.

Heavy!

Is that it?

- I think so.
- Okay, perfect.

So it's going to be full
of drinking ice.

That's drinking ice, yeah.
Love that.

[glass crashes]

Really again?

Jesus.

- We good?
- Yeah, we're good.

Don't worry. I got it.

So just so you know, girls.

Don't put that in here.
You have to put it...

- Excuse me.
- You can't put broken glass

- in here, we've had talks...
- Okay. All right. My bad.

My bad. I wasn't present
for that conversation.

Where do you go, the ocean?

There's... no, boo.

Glass can go in the ocean.

I know, but we're not
going to toss it off the yacht.

There's... under the bar,
there's like a...

- God.
- What's wrong with you?

Like, do you want to
know where to put it?

There's a cardboard box so
it doesn't cut through any bags.

Sorry.

Okay. While you're both here

okay, very quickly.
I've got to go.

- So listen up.
- Yeah, yeah.

So we've got a list
of things to do Alissa,

she's going to be doing
all of preparation for lunch.

Also, you look very
beautiful right now.

Thank you.
Stop looking at me.

Darling, girl...

I do want you
to turn over laundry,

but that should
take no time whatsoever.

We just want smiles
and just hard work.

Yep. Cool.

How is everyone?

How do you know what
flavors will go together?

You go to chef school?

Want to see
the gold medals?

Yeah, I do, actually.
That's really, really cool.

It's exactly the weight that
you would think it would be.

You know,
the thing with the gold medal

is like everybody follows
the Olympics.

Like, I can come home
and win the French Wimbledon,

and the US Open
all in the same summer,

and I go home
and no one said anything,

and then I come home and win

one gold medal
and everybody's like,

Oh my God,
you won a gold medal?

It is amazing, isn't it?

Tony, come on.
What are you doing?

Where are you from, my friend?
Costa Rica?

Costa Rica.

They can chat another day.

Tony, Tony, Fraser.

Okay, I will see you there.
They're waiting for me.

It's you that's going to
be with me, right?

I am, yeah.

Okay, let's go ahead and
start making that list now.

Camille, Alissa.

What do you want, bitch?

Go ahead.

Can you meet me in the upper
stew pantry, please?

Give me a couple of seconds.

I'm working on all
the cabins downstairs.


Hey, what do you have going on?

- Hi.
- Hi.

Um, gym, day heads.

I'm going to take this and
vacuum guest areas.

Okay, because I had a talk
with her last night.

Now, I know the lack
of effort on her part.

Yes.

Do you want to be
on this boat?

- Yes.
- Okay.

So if I do my job, you're going
to want to do your job

because how hard I work. Right?

It's true.

You're going to get
the same thing from them.

- Right.
- If you work hard.

It's not even the lack of effort.

It's really the attitude.

She has a very nasty attitude.

Every single night I'm with her,
I feel that I'm very...

Like, I just don't like that.
I'm a hard worker.

I don't mind picking up slack.
I don't mind that.

But the attitude is ridiculous.

So today she gave you attitude?

Yes.

Hearing Alissa crying
talking about Camille

is really disappointing.

As a captain,
I just stepped on this vessel.

I personally want
to observe that first

and not take a crew
member's word for it.

I need to watch Camille.

So she's on my radar.

What if she was removed
out of interior?

Would that help?

I feel like five deck versus
three interior is not...

It's not going to work
for this boat.

Yeah. I'm sorry
you're going through that.

I will take care of it.

Thank you.

Adorable.

Do we really need
two gazebos?

I think Fraser wants two.

Captain, would it be
okay to work with Camille

to start getting the jetskis in?

Is that okay?
Thank you very much.

Camille, Camille, Ross.

Meet me in the laz.

Literally doing everything.

I'd be honored.

Man, I'm sweaty
already, bro.

- Hectic morning, hasn't it?
- Yeah.

He'll also need bowls
as well...

- Yeah.
- For the shells.

- Okay.
- Cool, copy.

- Fraser, Fraser, Ross.
- You're good.


We're just departing
the main vessel now.


When people ask you
to do something,

don't have a fresh mouth, okay?

- Right.
- You get me?

Yeah. Call Alissa and
let her know that Ross

just asked you to do
the wave runners.

Alissa, Camille.

Go for Alissa.

Ross just asked me
to do the wave runners.

Okay, copy that.

We need way more help on the
interior than they do on deck.

- I agree.
- That would not be fair.

Especially with the new captain.

There's enough stress
to go around.

- Hey.
- Yes, ma'am?

I want you to apologize
to Alissa.

- For what exactly?
- For your...

Tone?

She does not give a [bleep].
She doesn't care.

It's hard when you're
being told what to do,

but that's your job.

Everyone seems to be getting
really upset by it.

Come on, you want to be
a team player.

Doesn't have to be hard.

Coming up...

Wait, seriously?

What is it?

- Help, help, help, help.
- Holy sh...

He's coming.

- Hey.
- Yes, ma'am.

I want you to apologize
to Alissa.

Sometimes I'm sorry,
and sometimes I'm not.

Well, you need to be.

It's hard when you're
being told what to do,

but that's your job.

I'm not disagreeing with the
fact that I have an attitude.

I'm proud of my attitude.

Thank.....ing God I have some
type of 'tude in this world.

You want to be a team player.

- I know.
- Okay?

It doesn't have to be hard.

I will apologize to Alissa

because I have to play that game
so that I don't get fired.

I don't want to get fired.

I'll apologize.

- I have faith in you.
- Sincerely.

It's so.....ing stupid.

And just bite my tongue.

See? Mommy, I can do this.

You got this.
I'm not worried about you.

Ah, this is amazing.

Fraser. Fraser
all guests are on their way.


Oh, my gosh.

Slutty boiling, isn't it?

I think I'm going to die.

Honestly, Ginger, people
do not work well in the sun.

Join a superyacht, they said.

Have a glamorous lifestyle.

More like have a canker
in a sweaty tit rash.

This is why you're so tan, you
get to hang out in this all day.

I'm honestly translucent.
I'm melting.

I'm pretty much going to evaporate.

Too hot for a ginger person. Lethal.

Oh, that water is my life.

- Good morning.
- Good morning, gentlemen.

How nice of you.
Thank you.

Alissa, Camille.

- Go for Alissa.
- What's your location?


Galley with Rachel.

Hey.

- So do I just throw it?
- Yeah.

Just start, whack it.

That's it.

Ugh!

[laughing]

Sh...

Right in the gonads.

Straight down,
camera on the floor.

[bleep]!

Are you okay, bro?

I think that's game.

I can rub it for you
if you want.

So I really just
wanted to apologize

and take full responsibility
for my actions.

And I don't want you to have
to walk around this boat

and feel like there's
animosity and unwelcomed.

And I just wanted
to apologize to you and...

and really try to move forward
on a real positive note.

I really, really,
really appreciate the apology

and just you
taking responsibility.

The only thing is now
I'm looking for the actions.

- Right?
- You know what I mean?

- Totally get that.
- You feel me?

I mean, that's part of it.

Our whole team's
busting their ass,

and your ass
is ready for a spanking now.

- Fraser, Fraser.
- Go ahead.


We are on our way.

Okay, guys, ready?
One, two and three.

Cheese.

Do you know,
we are collecting memories.

Nice, Jane.

Out.

Rafa, are you going to play it?

I can have a go.

You ready?

Let's go.

Yes.

- Oi!
- Woo!

I'm not so bad
with a racket and ball.

I do look like Rafael Nadal
though, but I wouldn't

challenge him to a
match, tell you that much.

Out!

Come on, Rafa.

Wait he's... oh, that's out.

All right, 1-0.

I think she noticed that I was
getting a little bit cocky.

Get it, get up there.

She just got, all right, mate,
I'll put you back in your spot.

Sit down.

- Oh, no.
- That was an easy.

It's easy to get things done
when there's no guest on board,

you know?

I can't. Sorry, I can't darling.

- Thank you.
- We're toasting you.

Thanks.
I know.

- Appreciate that.
- I tried, I tried.

Yeah. Ben distracts me.

I know.

Like, where the [bleep] is Ben?

- Crew mess.
- With me.

You're next to me
all the time, so...

I make sure of that.

[shouting]

I'm glad
you like them.

Today for lunch we have
a tomahawk bone-in rib eye

that has been encrusted
with a balsamic reduction

along with king crab legs
that have been steamed.

And then you have
salsa, guacamole,

serrano chile, sour cream.

Amazing.

How can you turn down
a tomahawk?

That is so good.

- It is like butter.
- Amazing.

[distant music playing]

[shouting]

[laughs]

Oh, that's.....ing
hilarious.

That's where I want to be
right now, with them.

- Your carriage has arrived.
- Our chariot!

Can we take this with us?

Take her and shake her.

Just make sure
you don't break her.

- Thank you!
- Bye!

Bye!

Whoa!

- Hi there.
- This is where it happens?

This is where the fun is.

- Just going to finish cabins.
- Fabulous.

Well, we're going to do
is just one step, okay?

Go on in.

Wait, seriously?

What is it?

Help, help, help.

What is going on?

Go, Tony.
He's going, he's going.

He's coming.

Oh, my goodness.

Holy sh...

Help, help, help, help.

- Go, Tony.
- He's going, he's going.

Holy sh...

He's coming.

- Oh, my goodness gracious.
- Oh my God.

Jeez.

I bet many people would like
to be rescued like that.

I know. Exactly.

Serious?

Oh, my gosh.

You should shower.

- It won't?
- Oh, vinegar.

Yes, can you come pee on me?

This is just straight vinegar.

Okay, great.

When people are struggling
in the water,

things spiral in a second.

No, they just sting, unfortunately.

Oh my God.

The deck team are on it.

Nice work, everyone.

We have the A-Team.

Who knew that the Pitons were
going to be so entertaining.

We will do the tamarind sauce
and they're going to have

mango chutney chapati.

Tonight, I have
an Indian dinner.

It's going to be epic
because I love Indian food.

And I studied in India,
and I spent a lot of time there.

And then poppadom.

I study nutrition and I know why

they use ingredients that
they use like cumin, paprika,

and mustard, these are digestive
ingredients for gut health.

- Raita masala will come out.
- Yeah.

Hence the fact that you're
going to be farting your ass off

and feeling a little bloated
if you don't do it right.

Then I'm going to
do aloo gobi.

Jesus Christ, that's
a lot of food.

Good!

Let me get this stuff
out of here for you.

Thank you. After you
take that back,

then come back
to finish your silver.

- Sounds good.
- Thank you.

Whoo. My feet be hurting.

Babe, are you on service too?

No, I'm not.

Are you on deck right now?

I'm in the kitchen
just doing dishes.

Sh..., me, too.

Do you want to jump on it
or push it in?

Are you okay?
Do you need a minute?

I'm going to have to shower
for sure.

- Captain.
- What's up?

This is nice.

- Yeah, it's nice.
- You like this set up?

I mean, yeah.

I was just checking in, just
wanting to come get a breather.

I figured it was quiet in here.

Why don't you get some rest
while you can?

Captain Sandy,
every time I turn the corner,

somebody's tasking me.

Good. You need to be
tasked really hard.

So you adjust the attitude.

I think Tony wants to
talk to you about his time.

- Nobody's had a break today.
- I know.

Where's Camille?

She's got to take these
out of the galley.

Think I can go to shower?

I guess you guys are
probably safe for showering.

Camille, Camille, Rachel.

Go ahead, Rachel.

Hey, Camille, are you able
to come back

and finish the silverware?

Captain Sandy sent me
for a 30 minute break,


and then I'll be back
and I'll finish all of it

and get it out of your way.

Okay, I don't know
where to put it.


Where should I put it
out of the way?

Dude, figure it out.
You're like 35 years old.

Hey, Camille,
don't throw me under the bus.

I just said you can take a
break if you're not needed.

I see. Sorry,
I didn't understand it that way.

Thank you, Captain.

That's okay.

That's a 10-4.

[imitates static]

This is awkward as [bleep].

What the [bleep]? She's not
my.....ing department head.

I'm going to lose
my sh..., dude.

I'm gonna lose it.

What just happened?

That was the.....ing captain.

Yo, she's stupid.

Oh my God.

It was all over the
- ing radio.

What the [bleep]?

I can't.
It's not how I understood it.

The captain tells me
I can take a break.

I have to literally report

to every.....ing person
on this boat.

to have a minute?
Dude, I can't.

I can't do it anymore.

What just happened?

Did Sandy call out her
or Rachel?

- No, Sandy called out her.
- Her.

All right, we're gonna go hang
out with that.....ing weird

redhead chick in.....ing galley
and wash her.....ing dishes.

I just want to say hello.

- Hi.
- 8:30 is fine for dinner?

Can't even think right now.

Is Captain Sandy
joining, or...

Captain Sandy's
also joining you.

Yay!

I'm sorry for that.

- Are you crying?
- I am.

Because I did not want to
throw you under the bus.

That was not my intention whatsoever.

I don't know, I just feel like

I'm doing all the bitch work
all the time.

When you were hired,
why were you hired as?

A deck stew, but interior
seems to be the one

who has the weaker links.

Being between interior and deck.

That is not easy.
You don't have a schedule.

You don't know
who's calling you.

So that's where
she gets my grace.

Someone needs to make
your schedule.

- Yeah.
- Yeah. So you need a schedule.

Needs to be on the bridge.

Okay.

But what I need from her
now is to see that

she really wants to be there.

She has to be in it to win it.

It's too pretty out here
to be feeling like this.

I'm really sorry.

No, don't be sorry.
We'll figure it out.

Just hold it together.

- I will.
- Keep doing your work.

I will.

Please don't do
the fresh mouth thing.

- No, ma'am, I will not.
- Okay. Thanks.

Of course you can.

I'll be very quick.

Is she making
loads of curries?

There's a few.

I won't be able
to deal with this

I'll eat them and you're
going to be disgusted.

I'm going to come in and you're
going to be there like...

[snorts]
like on your.....ing

hands and knees
with the food

all over your mouth and
sh...ting at the same time.

You know when you're a kid
and you bob around for apples?

- Right?
- Little bit like that.

- But with curry.
- Right.

Yeah. I'm a very
classy woman, actually.

Fraser, Ross, Camille.
Please come to the bridge.


- Absolutely.
- On my way.

Oh, oh, oh.

Obviously, with everything
that's been happening,

I have spent time with Camille,

and I'm going to make a decision
because I think the problem

is, is being pulled in
two different directions.

You are going to be
for interior full time.

Got it.

I'm going to help
you with deck.

She needs a schedule.

- Copy that.
- Okay.

That's going to
solve our problem.

I like it.

I've got plenty
of people on deck.

- We're good.
- Thank you. I appreciate it.

- Thank you.
- All right. Thank you.

But Camille actually
inhibits efficiency.

She was a pain in the ass.

So... Yeah, works for me.

Interior was really
in the weeds.

I'm going to help you.

I know the boat's a big boat.

Something had to happen, you
know, because it wasn't working

- how it was going.
- Hey.

Darling, what's going on?

- What do you mean?
- Well, you just clearly not

communicating with me.

Well, you're never around me.

I'm always in laundry or
Alissa's telling me what to do.

That's not an excuse.

If you want to communicate,
you communicate.

You get Alissa to task me
and then Alissa tasks me

with all the sh...
she doesn't want to do.

What's the problem with that?

Well, it doesn't seem fair.

I think you're being
very immature.

I'm getting pulled in
every direction.

Yes, it's called working
on a superyacht.

You're unhappy and
I can try and change something

before I have to be
sat down with my captain.

But you can't tell me that
I can't go to my captain.

- I don't want to hear that.
- I'm not telling you...

Are you.....ing mental?

If you've had these issues,
they need to come to me and say

'This is not working
for me, Fras.'

You can't tell me that
I can't go to my captain.

I don't want to hear that.

Are you.....ing mental?

I literally care
about the well-being

personally and professionally
of my crew.

She knows she's not working
and the problem is

she's not looking
for structure,

she's looking for
an excuse to use

to cover the fact
that she's sh... at her job.

It's just a lot of eye-rolls.

But I don't feel that way
about myself at all.

So I'll let
you have your opinion of me,

but I'm not
going to see it that way ever.

Well, good.
I'm glad we spoke.

I will arrange a schedule.

For the moment, I just
need you this evening,

I need you to stick
to what we've got.

Got it. No problem.

And we'll go from
there tomorrow.

Welcome to hell.

Come on, we need your
opinion on the scarves.

You're asking the wrong person.

Captain, the guests
are beginning

to seat, so within the next


I'd recommend
seating yourself.


Aye, aye.

All right, then.
Am I going to go down?

Yeah.

Interior. Interior.
Galley. Plates are ready to go.

Copy that.

Again, I don't understand.
Cocoa espresso soap?

Why would you want to wash your
hands with.....ing coffee?

- Wow.
- Pani puri.

And then there's a masala.

There's a coriander
mint chutney right here.

And then the onion
baati coming up and then

curries will come up, too.

- Ready to go?
- Yeah.

Oh, poppadom.

A mango chutney.

It's pretty good, right?

Wow.

- Okay, what is this then?
- It's called raita.

It's another dish.

Oh, this is so refreshing.

- I really like this.
- Are they happy?

- They're loving it.
- Okay. Thank you.

Working with Captain Lee
I understand his expectations.

With new captain,
observing what I can do,

there is some pressure there.

Must make it perfect.
Mommy, won't you accept me now?

That's so good.

- Thank you, babe.
- You're in a bra, aren't you?

No, never wear a bra.

Are you completely nude?
Are your tits out?

Shut up. I've got a
- ing sports bra on.

All right, I need water,
really, anyway.

Oh, that's so sad.
All right.

This door, here.

Oh, no, they're on to us.

The second you walk in.

- Oh my God.
- Yeah.

Okay.

- Goodnight.
- See you tomorrow.

It's fun, isn't it?

She has her pickleball
trophies, like,

right next to
her grand slam trophies.

You really have two
gold medals with you?

- Wow, my God!
- Everything looks super good.

Kind of want things
perfect because of Sandy.

So this is
a purple cauliflower and then

- the other one is chickpeas.
- That looks like chickpeas.

Yeah.

- No worries.
- Delicious.

- When do you finish?
- Two A.M.

Yeah.

Why is there
someone always on watch?

So you know the
movie 'Titanic?'

Yeah.

Do you remember where
he signed off on watch?

- Yes.
- And he left?

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

Since that day,
they changed the law.

So when you're out, you
have to have 24 hour watch.

No way.
That was so quick.

Yeah, it's right around
the corner, the stew pantry.

That's even...
That's even better coffee.

She'd be pissed.
She's mad at me right now.

The final course this evening

is a Goan fish curry,
it's done with coconut milk.

Sautéed celery, not spicy.

- It's so tasty.
- Beautiful.

I love Goan Curry.

I just had a religious awakening.

- Thank you.
- Beyond in awe.

I mean I feel so blessed
to have a chef like you.

I'm absolutely...
thank you.

I don't do compliments
very well.

I'm uncomfortable with others.

I have intimacy issues
and quite frankly,

I have no idea where I'm going
with the rest of my life.

And I hate myself and I'm trying
to prove myself to my mother

just for her to say good job. Next.

It's been a great experience.

I'm very excited
to have you on board.

- So...
- Ditto.

So I haven't done the schedule,
but let's flip back

- to our previous thing.
- Yeah.

So you'll go to bed first
and you'll be the first one up

and you do the early sets up.

I mean, I'm actually going
to be the first person

to see the sunrise.

You see, and this
makes a happy Tony.

The new schedule is
is not working out.

I've made the decision
to move it back

to the previous
original schedule.

Tony was on earlies
and Ben was on lates.

Everyone was happy with that.

And happy work is good work.

Then when you see them come up

you can set them
for snorkels and fins.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Perfect.

Well, this has been a pleasure.
Thank you.

- Cheers to you.
- Cheers.

Thank you.

God. Look at this.

I wish we could
have sex in here.

Babe, like...

I love the hat.

Absolutely.

See you, girl.

I didn't realize you hadn't
done the salon at all.

I was making Ben coffee
and getting him...

He's up to 2 tonight.

Tell Ben make his own coffee
'til your off.

Tell him you're not
mommy till you're off.

I'm gonna do what I please.

Yeah, but when it keeps
you up, I mean...

You can just go to bed.

I'm going to get this all done.

But you're like,
you know,

like it's the pace
that we mentioned before.

Yeah, I know.
That's how we feel, too.

Dear God, y'all are going to
make me.....ing quit this boat.

This sh...

We wouldn't mind.

You're not my babysitter.

- Babe...
- Please stop.

Please. I'm asking you just...

Babe, why are you so upset?

I'm marking you down as out.

If you want to be the crazy lady
and keep working, go ahead.

Every night
there's a different issue.

Jesus.....ing Christ, dude.

Stay up if you want
to stay up, babe,

But I'm going to
mark you as out.

- You're not my babysitter.
- Babe...

Please stop.

I'm marking you down as out.

If you want to be crazy lady,
and keep working, you go ahead.

Every night
there's a different issue.

I'm going to go to sleep.

- Good night.
- Bye, guys.

See you in the morning.

- I'm going to bed.
- Me, too. Come this way.

Goodnight, you girls.

It's so graceful.

[snoring]

[grunts]

[alarm sounds]

Good morning.
How are you?

I don't know how
you feel about this,

but I had a previous schedule
that was working quite well.

- Okay.
- Tony loves earlies

and he gets a little upset
if he's on late.

He has to have some sleep.

I'll just redo it
and I'll make sure

that they get the right hours.

I hate everyone right now.

Oh, me, too, darling.

I just didn't
want to miss this view.

I know, right?

So by the way,
my dress tonight is so pretty.

- What color is it?
- Like Dorothy, emerald green.

- Shut up.
- Like...

Okay, well, I'm thinking then
of wearing some green trousers.

Ooh, I love it.

Up top.

Should we do the standard
or was there

a particular setup you'd like?

Let's go ahead and do crab
cake Benedict today

- because that was requested.
- Ooh, I love that.

- Crab cakes.
- Yeah.

It's going to be a good day.

Deck crew, deck crew.
Let's get going.

We got a 9 am departure. We got
six minutes, so haul anchor.


Can I interest anyone
in the crab cake benedict?

I'll have the crabs
egg benedict.

Okay.

And then we're going
split a crepe, too.

- Okay, so four crepes.
- I love the way you think.

Got an order for you.
Let me just write it.

Yeah. Thank you.

This is right.

Boat rides smooth.
It's a smooth boat.

I'll come with you
with the last two.

Perfect.

For their crab cakes that are
made with local seasoning.

All crew, eta 8 minutes.

Is it anything else I
Can assist you with?

It's delicious, thank you.

About 50 feet to
the dock and closing.

Hop on it, sister.

Get your boot on there.

Excellent job, everybody. Excellent.

Excellent job.

Thanks, Cap.

Thank you so much.

Of course.
Have a safe journey home.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

Amazing.

Thank you so much.

We just want to thank you guys.

This has been far
beyond what we expected.

Here's something from us
for making

this birthday weekend
so special.

- Thank you.
- It was awesome.

- Bye, guys.
- Bye.

- Thank you.
- It's so heavy.

Thank you.

I'm more like goodbye,
hello, alcohol.

All right, everybody,
nice work.

Out of your whites.

And let's turn
this boat around.

Yeah.

Feel how her thick it is.

Oh, yeah.

All that moaning
is making me horny.

Can you guys [bleep] off?

[chanting]

All crew, all crew,
let's meet in the sky lounge

- for a tip meeting.
- Copy for galley.


- Thank you Fraser.
- A pleasure.

First and foremost, you guys
are excellent at your craft.

Like me, they thought you
were even more awesome

because the amount
of money they left...



$31,000 is a sh...load of money.

And that's more that many people
do in the entire year.

-$2384 per person.
- Awesome.

We all work our asses off
in that flipping boat.

You guys did an awesome job.

I would say just
get the essentials done.

That's what I
certainly will be doing.

Go get 'em, K*llers.

Deck.

Let's just do bridge deck aft
and just be done with it.

- Nice, mate.
- Time to drink.

Lovely, lovely.

Oh, dear.

Okay, emerald.
Okay, emerald.

Oh, wow.

I love it when we match.

Let's go.

I'm getting drunk tonight.
Please babysit me.

- Cause I'm a mess.
- Yes, ma'am.

That's a bit eerie.

Snap.

I love Captain Lee.

He's like a mentor,
like a dad to me.

- Of course.
- I really love him.

But like, it is so awesome
to work with Sandy

because it's like,
it's good to have an example

being a female,
like in the industry,

I do like how Sandy
comes in and helps.

Having a girl captain is super
empowering in the boys world.

We can start
freeing up the lines.

Copy.
Thank you.

- Katie. Go ahead.
- Yep.

So many captains just
want to sit on the bridge

and just want to bark orders.

And she's not.

Nice work, everyone.

Thanks, Cap.

She's trying to teach you
how to be a better person

and a better person
in the yachting world.

I think she's an inspiration,
so I look up to her so much.

I think that's how she kind
of figured out

- the boat, too.
- For sure.

Hey. Hey, guys.
Here we are.

Welcome.

Girls, can I get a hi-ya?

Hi-ya.

- Good evening, guys.
- Good evening, sir.

Get ready for
some wonderful food.

I'm actually really excited

to get drunk,
so be completely fair.

I think it's just
necessities, to be honest.

Hi, guys. I have a beautiful
favorite rum,

St. Lucia, Admiral Rodney.

To an amazing charter.
Well done.

Yeah.

It's actually so natural.

Just what's happening
between us.

I've not felt something
like this in a long time.

I'm in a pretty
happy place, I'll tell you that.

Is it for real?

Can I do the teriyaki beef?

I get the fresh fish
in the white wine sauce.

Can I have veggie
pizza, please?

When I finally get to the
end of what I can

physically do
I start on the booze

and then move to
the other things.

It's just intoxication,
isn't it?

Take the edge off.

So there's an English stereotype
that we drink a lot of tea,

but we also do enjoy drinking a
considerable amount of alcohol.

Guess what guys?

We've found free cocktails.

Oh.
Can you do that for me?

Yachting's a high pressure environment.

When you get down time,

that usually means
getting pretty loose.

It's meant to be work
hard, play hard.

But some of these kids
don't know how to play hard.

No, it's fine, I'm good
with 60/40.

Coming up...

I don't understand.

She acts like she even knows
that's going on.

Am I going.....ing crazy?

Am I losing my mind?

Get out, Alissa.
I'm dead-ass serious.

Get out!

Guess what, guys?
We found free cocktails.

- Yum, yum, yum.
- Thank you.

Ooh, that looks
really yummy.

What are you saying?

The calamari's good.

I thought you said
like a new word,

like 'cubro-' something.

I see you had
already too much rum.

- Do you think?
- Yeah.

Thank you.

Baby Camille gets a little
bit confused sometimes

about the difference of being
a guest and being a crew member.

Little does she know
we're on a floating prison.

Just suck it up, get a scrub in
that toilet and get on with it.

Thank you very much,
we appreciate it. Thank you.

There will be a lot of
hard nipples in this car.

- Can you turn off the AC?
- You see, man?

I told you what
was going to happen.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[shouting]

Jacuzzi.

Are you getting in your swimsuit
Fraser? Don't lie to me.

Probably not, I'm fat.

Fat little bitch.

I've done my work,
so give me a.....ing drink.

[laughing]

I don't know.
But whatever reason,

I don't want to see it.

ing hell, Ross.

Oh, God.

There you go.

Oh, God.

[chattering]

Ross, why are you
bubbling over to me?

Inappropriate,

Ross?

Oh!

No, I'm very well.

Yeah.

Are you happy?

I feel like this is a sequence
with Ross that, like,

he goes out, gets drunk,

then it's like you're
acting ridiculous, you're

touching everybody.

I'm just.....ing over it
and so.....ing annoyed.

[Katie crying]

[grunts]

[laughing]

- Okay, bye.
- See you soon.

You have fun last night?

- I'm so hungover.
- How did you sleep, roomie?

I feel so rude.

I'll be back,
you can talk about it.

Ooh ah, yes, yes, yes.

The whole.....ing night.

Essentially what you want is
front pocket at the front, okay?

It doesn't need to be
too special.

Even looks.....ing difficult.

Oh, I don't know.

I can't remember last night.

You're kind of
being a little aggressive.

I was overdue on sleep.

What I should have done
is just gone straight to bed.

Yeah.

You had a lot of
a lot of booze.

- Thank you.
- Thanks, dude.

Katie, have you got a second?

- Yeah.
- I want to talk to you both.

Talk to me.

Apparently, I because this is
the thing I don't even know,

but it's not an excuse.

I was not in the best
of states last night.

No, you were just like
handsy in a forceful way.

It's wrong.

If anybody was upset
or offended by it.

In the moment, yes.

- We were.
- Okay.

And I apologize for that.

Everyone has their days
when they get too drunk.

So I had to choose to just
keep moving forward

and forgive and move on.

Give me a hug, you're all good.

You're all right.
You're all right.

Hayley, how you doing?

- Fine.
- Where's your head at?

Uh, slightly up my vag*na.

Right.

Camille, Alissa.

Where did you want
those chill veuves?


[bleep] I don't
have time for that sh...

Camille, Alissa.

[bleep]

Camille, Camille, can you come
please see me on the bridge?

- What?
- What?

Have I got two...
I've got two radios on, babe.

It is on, by the way.

- Didn't I just give you one?
- Yeah.

- Hey.
- Hey.

I've had a lot
of conversations with you.

Sure.

And I heard the call
for you to help Alissa.

I heard it.
I was on the radio.

I don't want to
hear the pushback.

- Okay.
- You understand?

I hear the radio chatter.

Here's what I want
to say to you.

You have this charter
to prove to me

that you're in it to win it,

because I promise you
you'll be off the boat.

Okay, that's fair.

No more pushback.
Thank you.

Fraser. Fraser, can you please
come to the bridge?


I can't do this anymore.

So I just had a conversation
with Camille.

I want to know the minute
she does pushback.

If she isn't 100% in,
she's gone the next charter.

[bleep]
Jesus Christ.

I really appreciate
you saying that.

I really do.

I think that definitely
where we're at.

I don't understand.

How can she act like she
even knows what's going on?

And to be quite frank,

I'm very happy
with my team of three.

Am I going.....ing crazy?

Am I losing my mind?

Is this like a joke?

Maybe I just have
an inflated ego

that's too big for
this.....ing world.

I have one charter to prove it.

What the [bleep] am
I going to prove?

What do I need to prove?

Get out, Alissa.

I'm dead-ass serious.
I'm having... Get out.

Seriously, please, please.

I'm pulling
Captain Sandy's sheets.

Please Alissa, please, get out.

Go cry in a different room, I'm
pulling Captain Sandy's sheets.

I've been here, and
you're just sitting there.

Please get out.

Baby, I'm pulling sheets

God damn, Alissa.
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