07x02 - Mean Girl Sh*t

[bunniefuu]

[pop music plays]

-♪ Yo, we make it look good ♪
-♪ Good ♪

♪ Hey, hey ♪

-♪ Yo, we make it look good ♪
-♪ Good ♪

-[Mary] Oh, that looks pretty!
-[Brett] This looks gorgeous!

Everyone thank Lou for a beautiful dinner.

[Brett] Thanks for hosting.

-And inviting us.
-This is good.

-[Amanza] This is really yummy.
-[Jason] We make this salad all the time.

Can't wait to tell Noah how to make it.

[laughter]

Cheers, guys.

-[Marie-Lou] Cheers.
-[all] Cheers!

[Mary laughs] Cheers!

Oh, my God. So I saw all the pictures
on Instagram of Chelsea's party.

-You are lucky you got tired.
-[Mary] Why?

Oh. Yeah.
You didn't hear what happened with Nicole?

What happened?

It was just literally a shitshow.
It was a lot.

[intriguing music plays]

[Nicole] Chucky.

-[Brandon] Let's go. Come on.
-[Nicole] I wanna be more like these two.

[Brandon] Yeah, exactly.

Carefree.

[Nicole] Not a care in the world.
Just the ball, that's it.

[intriguing music continues]

How you feeling after Chelsea's?
Talk to anyone?

No. Honestly, I'm just...

I don't know
how to navigate the situation,

and it freaks me out.

[Amanza] It got crazy.

Emma confronted Nicole about
Nicole calling Emma a social climber,

and then the next thing you know
it was Emma and Chrishell on one side

and Nicole on the other,
and it literally just went bananas.

The thing that really
just put me over the edge

was when Amanza said,

"If you called Emma a social climber,
I can't f*ck with you."

Mm-hm?

It just feels very heavy, you know?

Yeah, I never wanna see you crying
and upset like that.

Just so you know,

I sent a text to Amanza last night.

I get a text from Nicole's husband
that says, "Two words, Amanza."

[sad piano music plays]

"f*ck you."

Doesn't sound like Brandon.

Oh, wow.

-If you love someone, you protect them.
-Yeah, exactly.

I'm not saying that... what you said
to Amanza was right that night,

but I'm saying, I just appreciate
that someone said something.

I do not agree ever
with a grown man to do that like that.

-Don't think he would if I had a husband.
-Did he reach out on his own?

Yeah. I have him in my phone.
We're friends.

I can't have this in my life.

I can't come home
from a friend's birthday party

in shambles to where I can't even
go to sleep till 4:00 in the morning.

I've always been
the protector of my friends,

of my sister, of you.

[music continues]

And sometimes I just want someone
to stand up for me.

I'm a little nervous about Nicole and I's
friendship at this point, to be honest.

I'm seeing a different side of her
I can't say I like.

[Brett] We've all known Nicole
for a long time.

She might've made missteps,
said some stupid sh*t.

But I don't think anybody,
in particular Nicole,

deserves to have
the vitriol spewed her way that she's had.

I completely agree,

she should not be
att*cked by everybody like that,

but she also can't go around

saying that people are social climbers
and think there won't be backlash.

And she did start this,
wrongly coming after Chrishell.

On every level,
all of them need to just squash it.

I mean, I have two different experiences
with Nicole and Chrishell.

And I just had
this experience with Chrishell

where she just said hi to me
when Jason was around,

and otherwise didn't speak to me.

-Whoa.
-[Marie-Lou] It's a bummer.

I can't be friends with Chrishell,

because I know
how important she is to Jason.

I think you and Chrishell have gotten
closer the last couple of months.

-I agree at the beginning...
-But at Chelsea's birthday, she was...

-Also?
-Again. Yeah.

She totally ignored me.

[music crescendoes]

It's mean girl sh*t.

The fact that I'm the agent
who's worked there the longest,

that I'm the one feeling uncomfortable?

It's like... on the exterior,

I'm stone that just has
all these hairline cracks.

I can deal with a lot.
I'm not saying I don't break down,

or you can't get to me,

but, like, I... don't think
I've ever... actually gotten to that place,

the bubbling sadness
and just embarrassment.

It was awful. It was awful.

The things that I did hear
that Chrishell and... Emma said to Nicole

are straight-up mean.

-Petty.
-[Brett] The one about the face?

-Yeah. Mean.
-What was the face comment?

Chrishell screamed across the table,
"You've rearranged your whole face."

[Marie-Lou] Pretty harsh.

And I was just like, "Don't let 'em see."
But also like, "I just need to get home."

Trying to keep it together
and get to the car.

Just need to get home.

And not only that,
it's affecting the whole group.

It's affecting our work production

because Nicole and Chrishell
can't focus on things.

They can't come in.
They're worried about each other.

And neither of them are willing
to be the first person to step up

and apologize and move on.

It sounds like
Emma's now in on this too, right?

[Brett]
But Emma will follow Chrishell's lead.

When I walked out of Chelsea's party,
Nicole was... crying.

That's what I'm talkin' about.

-It's affecting me deeply.
-Yeah.

And I just don't wanna play
these stupid social games.

It's a nightmare.
It's an actual nightmare.

["How It All Goes Down" by ELIA EX plays]

♪ This is how it all goes down ♪

♪ Whoa, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh ♪

[cheerful pop music plays]

♪ Nothin's gonna k*ll my vibe ♪

♪ Nothin's gonna k*ll my vibe ♪

Okay, you ready?

-Hi! Hello, Auntie Heather!
-Hey, honey!

Say hi!

-Hi, angel.
-[baby cries]

Oh, no! You love me!

-Let me take these. Thank you!
-You're so sweet!

-Hi, baby. Mwah!
-Mwah!

-[gasps] What's wrong? Come on.
-Wait, lovey!

-Are you ready? Let's say hi!
-Oh, my gosh!

I'm about to have one of you soon!

-Right here.
-Yeah!

Your bestie's in here!

[Bre]
I'd say that becoming a mom is probably

the hardest thing you've been through,
but the most beautiful.

And it's something that made it
really easy for me to bond with Heather

when I normally wouldn't bond so quickly.

-[both] Whoo!
-[baby cries]

[Bre] No?

-[both laugh]
-[baby cries]

-Oh, sorry!
-[Heather] Oh, my love!

This moment, being able to share this
with her and kind of prep her

and tell her what I've gone through
in my experiences and support her

has made us really close.

-You're funny.
-[Heather] Baby juice. Mommy want hers?

She sure does. Let's toast to this.

To babies.

-Wait, let me make sure this is mine.
-Oh, yeah.

-This is for sure apple juice.
-Okay, yes.

Imagine I give the pregnant lady
the champagne!

Like, "Bre gave it to me!"

All right, cheers.

[baby coos]

-Cheers! Oh, I'm gonna miss you so much.
-I know.

[Bre] Ready?

-I'm ready, but I'm excited nervous.
-Yeah.

It'll be a whole new thing for me.

-I'm so excited.
-A newborn.

[squeals]

It just goes by so fast,
they were like, "We have to try foods."

-I'm like, "Already? Try foods?"
-Because he's six months?

-Yeah.
-Yeah. Oh, my God!

It's so wild.

That's what I'm trying to figure out,
how soon am I coming back to work?

You should take your time,
because you'll never get this back.

I am about to have him
literally in a week and a half,

or who knows when.

-You'll have to keep me updated.
-For sure, I'll send you texts.

Awww!

He's so sweet.

Yeah. This is the fun part.

-You're so sweet.
-And then they turn into little terrors.

-Yeah.
-You're so sweet! He's so cute!

Yeah? How about that? Yeah!

Mama!

[gasps]

[coos]

[baby] Um...

Mama?

-Mama?
-He said it!

-[Bre] Yeah.
-[Heather] He said "Dada"?

[Bre] Nope.

[Heather laughs]

-Look at him! He goes, "No!"
-Yeah! This is Mama's boy.

-Yeah, this is Mama's baby.
-Mama's boy!

[pop-rock music plays]

♪ Oh, I'm takin' on the world ♪

♪ On the world ♪

♪ Takin' on the world ♪

["Presto" by Lady Bri plays]

♪ Presto... ♪

-[Brett] You ready?
-[Amanza] Wow.

♪ Here's what I got
Ready or not, here I go ♪

♪ Watch me how I do it now ♪

♪ Presto ♪

♪ That's how I do it ♪

♪ Presto ♪

Wow. Wow. And the wind in the hair?

-[Amanza] Wait.
-[Chelsea] This is incredible.

[Brett] This is probably,
without exaggeration,

the nicest condo in Southern California.

Cool, I'll take two.

-[Amanza] There's two!
-There is two.

There's one next door,
it's 100 million combined.

Brett invited me to see
this beautiful penthouse,

and I'm just happy to be here,

but really my business hat is on,

and I'm thinking about potential clients
that may be interested in this penthouse.

The real estate market
is in turmoil right now.

Interest rates are super high,
and selling a $50 million property

would continue to propel the brokerage
in the direction that it needs to go.

You have 14-foot ceilings,
which is unprecedented in any condo in LA,

so let's start there.

[hip-hop music plays]

♪ It looks so good, yeah, I'm in love... ♪

You obviously have world-class finishes.
Calacatta Gold here.

-No handles on the cabinetry.
-No, everything's push.

No, but you can open it with your butt.
Watch this.

What a nice derrière you have.

Amanza can open two at a time.
Chef's kitchen here!

It's a private elevator.

Two private three-car garages,

your own waiting area for your guests
just for this unit.

-My goodness!
-Comes with Wolfgang Puck full-time.

So anytime?

-Anytime you like.
-He's kidding. [laughs]

♪ I want it ♪

It's really mind-blowing, actually.

[Amanza] 14-foot ceilings
or two of Amanza's wingspan.

Or three of Brett.

-It's about seven of me.
-[Amanza] It's twice my wingspan!

[Brett] This is a four-bedroom, six-bath.

And it's 6,500 square feet interior here,
with 2,000 square feet exterior.

[Chelsea] Is there access to a pool?

Yeah, there's an amazing pool down below.
I mean, look at these views, Chelsea.

-[Chelsea] Wow.
-I mean, straight into the Hollywood sign,

snow-capped mountains,

the Observatory, one of the most beautiful
buildings at night.

You see every single iconic landmark
you see when they promote Los Angeles.

[Brett] Yeah, right? That's some wind!

-That is...
-My blowout is getting a blowout!

I gotta actually get some work done,
send some emails, so do whatever you want.

-It's all yours.
-All right. Let's look around.

-[hip-hop music plays]
-♪ Comin' to you like boom ♪

♪ Comin' to you like boom ♪

This is the primary.

And a marvelous primary it is.

Wow.

A living room off of your bedroom.
Isn't that the life?

The life!

Then taking your husband and just go
slide the door, the 14-foot door.

Wow. Before we continue, take a look...

[laughs]

Oh, my God. Guess what I brought today?

-Your baby! So cute.
-She's being baptized! We should name her!

Are these guys...

Because it looks like they're...
Should they be...

-No.
-No? They shouldn't be in?

-They look like they should be in. Loose.
-I don't know! I'm still figuring her out.

-Anyways.
-Well, happy birthday.

That was awesome.
Your husband is adorable.

Your mom is adorable.
Your whole family was awesome.

That was the most stunning I've ever seen
you look the whole time I've known you.

I was just staring at you.
Everything was perfect.

Thank you, babe.

Except the conversation
at the end of your party.

[exhales]

I don't agree with Nicole,

but I do sympathize with anybody

that feels as though
they're being, like, "ostracized."

But it doesn't matter.
If somebody's saying f*cked-up sh*t...

Yup.

...I don't care if I've known them 20 years,
I won't agree with it.

-Yeah.
-So, it went...

The whole thing got off track,

because, you know,
she felt ganged up on, which, I'm sorry.

-I get that. I don't think anyone was...
-God, everybody's so f*cking sensitive.

Everybody is.

-Ganged up on?
-We got a bunch of Sensitive Sallys.

At the same time, I was thinking
about Nicole's mental health.

Thinking to myself like, "Is she okay?"

[sad piano music plays]

When you say mental health,
I'm obviously a huge advocate for that.

-Yeah.
-So I would not ever want someone...

Regardless if I agree
to why they got to this feeling...

Yeah.

...I don't want
someone to feel completely alone.

-I'll probably talk to her and try to...
-And just check in, see if she's okay.

[piano music continues]

[exhales]

It's our job
to talk to Emma and Chrishell.

-Tell them, "Back the f*ck off."
-Yeah.

You guys are older than this.

It's up to us to fix this a little.

Do you really think we're gonna be
able to build that bloody bridge?

I didn't say all that.

I said we need to talk to Emma
and Chrishell about backing off.

-I'll talk to Nicole.
-[Brett] Where are you?

-Oh, sh**t!
-[Amanza] We have to find Brett.

Oh, God, Brett! He'll think we moved in.

-Bloody hell! Let's go.
-I thought I lived here.

-It was fun playing house.
-[Chelsea] It was... [yelps]

I almost knocked myself out!

-Amanza!
-Oh, my God.

That really hurt.

-Why didn't he tell us how to open it?
-Chelsea.

Okay.

-[Amanza] You okay?
-[Chelsea] I'm fine.

["Certified Gold" by Dita plays]

♪ Gonna get that money, money ♪

♪ So don't worry 'bout me ♪

♪ Certified gold! ♪

Hello!

Good morning.

Look at you fillin' the coffee!

Yes, because you guys don't.

[Chrishell chuckles]

-Good to see you!
-That is true. Hi.

-Hi, come here!
-Hello, hello.

Mwah!

That's nice,
you're filling the coffee for us.

I only fill it enough just for me,
so I guess I'm as guilty as everyone else.

-Guess what? I have good news today!
-Oh, go!

-No, great news.
-Go!

Guess who got
an $8.5 million listing in Malibu?

Oh... Chelsea?

Two thumbs! And sparkly suit.

Good job.

-Wait, wait, wait. Tell me more!
-I'm so excited!

-Eight and a half million? Good job.
-Yeah, this is my client...

Well, we've been friends for a while.
Um, he bought this house.

He's actually never moved into it.
He's just decided to sell it.

One thing you need to look out for,
septic tanks.

You probably don't have a sewer line,
but a t*nk that holds everything

under the driveway and it's...

We have to replace ours,
it's like $75,000.

Can we talk about exciting stuff first?
Let me get the listing agreement signed.

Just telling you
septic tanks are an issue in Malibu.

We can talk about it all day if you want.

-Okay, fine, as long as I have my time.
-Okay.

-Let me show it to you, pull it up.
-Yeah.

[Chrishell]
It's basically in the same state.

I'll have to stage it.

Oh, that looks good.

-That view.
-Really pretty.

-[Chrishell] I hate this floor...
-[Jason] Who?

I like sitio tile, to be honest.

-You do?
-Yeah!

Something very timeless about it.

It's got a time stamp on it for me.

Yeah. No, it does.
But I bet you it comes back.

Like t-shirts under vests.

This is back.

-I'm just teasing!
-So annoying.

Oh, yeah. It'll come back
right when sequins come back.

Well...

No, you look cute.

[whimsical music plays]

So, how's G going?

Oh, G's good!

-Yeah?
-They just got a new studio space.

That is awesome.

But yeah, good.

That's really good.

How are you and Marie-Lou?

-Doing really well.
-Good!

We're almost eight months.

-Really?
-Yeah. Look at us. So grown-up. So mature.

-The high fives.
-I will never let go of the high five.

That's really something.

[both laugh]

Thank you.

Um... That actually reminds me of something.

Lou and I hosted a dinner party
for Brett and Mary and Amanza,

uh, and Lou was talking about how

warm and inviting,
like, Nicole and Mary have been,

and she wasn't as positive
about her experience with you.

I think she just maybe felt like you were
a little cold or rude or standoffish.

I don't think she felt
that you were as warm to her

as Nicole and Mary have been, that's all.

Um...

If I'm being completely honest,
it's not like I'm...

Maybe I don't have full respect

for the fact that you're,
like, two decades older than her

and I've seen you date
several girls in this age range before,

and it was normally like,
you spend the night talking about a dinner

and never see them again,
so it was a waste.

-And I was honest with you about that.
-I know.

That if she makes it past this point,

I'll put more effort in.

-Yeah.
-So that's on me.

Then I can let that go for sure.

I think that there might be nobody else

that I hang out with
whose opinion and acceptance

and, you know,
warmth is more important to her.

I will say one thing.

There's not been one time
I've seen her that I didn't, open arms,

say hello and go hug her.

Not one time. I'm just saying.

Well, she mentioned specifically
Chelsea's birthday.

I guess she didn't feel like you were
that receptive to her at Chelsea's party.

What?

That makes me want to be mean to her.

I wasn't before this, I swear to God.

[whimsical music plays]

I don't know how to navigate this.

It's really confusing to me
'cause then we all met up in Australia,

we were all gonna go to lunch.

I thought it was gonna be all of us,
me, you, Brett, Marie-Lou.

And she decided not to come.

Then you're on the phone,
she's crying, upset we're together,

and then I felt uncomfortable.

So I have the opposite effect
of wanting to hang out

because I've heard
she doesn't love when I'm around too much.

So what do I do with that?

Like, on one hand,
I can't win because I'm around too much.

On the other hand, I'm standoffish
and not letting her feel welcome.

I don't know what to do with that.

[tense music plays]

Obviously, just a lot of dynamics here.

I think, also,
you didn't follow her on Instagram.

-Maybe she took it...
-I follow her!

But I'm just saying before.

It might've been an accident.
I'm not putting this on you.

I think maybe she took it as a slight.

Okay. Okay.

[groans] This is so dumb. Okay.

That's how I feel. [laughs]

I'm trying to have a lot of patience

for the fact
that Jason is dating a much younger girl

and this is something
that she cares about.

I mean, come on, Jason. What is this?

We decided not to parent together,

so I'm not gonna co-parent
your new girlfriend.

Figure this out on your own.

I don't know what to do,
the last thing I want

is for you to be with someone that
doesn't want you to be friends with me.

I don't know how to win in the situation,
but as your friend,

if you tell me it makes it easier for you
for me to not be around, I will do it.

[dramatic music plays]

I am more than happy,

because I have respect for you
to not be around, you know?

If that makes your life easier,
I would do that.

You would just have to tell me.

That's not what I want.

If that happened,
I'd become resentful of her.

She knows how much I care about you.

Maybe that's the problem.

[pop music plays]

-♪ Come a little ♪
-♪ Closer ♪

-♪ 'Cause I wanna ♪
-♪ Show her ♪

♪ Come a little closer to my bed ♪

-♪ Come a little ♪
-♪ Closer ♪

-♪ 'Cause I wanna ♪
-♪ Show her ♪

♪ Come a little closer to my bed ♪

-Hey! How's it going?
-Hello! Good, how are you?

Pretty good.
I'm Chris, I'll take care of you today.

Want something to drink
or wait till she's here?

-Do you have any iced tea?
-Yeah.

I can do hibiscus or green tea.
Or I have hot teas too.

-Let's do hibiscus.
-Yeah.

-I'll get that for you now.
-Thanks.

-Here you go.
-Great, thank you.

Yeah, of course. Enjoy.

-Hi.
-Hey.

[serene music plays]

-[Chris] How's it going?
-Hi!

Welcome to the party!
Want anything to drink?

I would love a spicy skinny margarita.

Mm-hm.

-Sounds good. I'll get that for you now.
-[Amanza] Great.

-How are you?
-[sighs]

Gettin' there.

So first I wanna just say that...
I mean, that was a shitshow.

-Yeah.
-And I know how you felt afterwards.

I know how your husband felt afterwards.

So for Brandon to send this text to me...

-Yeah.
-...saying, "f*ck you."

I was like, "Well, f*ck you, Brandon."

Because I was like, "You respect me,
know me, you didn't even ask..."

Please understand, I'm not excusing this,

but the same thing
that was really triggering for me,

really triggered him.

-Okay.
-You know?

And I hope you understand too,

it was supposed to be
a professional conversation, but...

Thank you.

I just needed... wanted a friend.

[intense music plays]

I joined the conversation
because I wanted...

I had heard you'd said the thing
about Emma, that she was a social climber.

I didn't wanna believe it.

I was like, "f*ck, if Nicole said that,

that makes me look at her differently,
because I don't understand that."

I was referring to a very specific thing.

That Emma's definitely a lot nicer
and way more approachable

when, you know, Chrishell isn't around.

-And I'm sorry you, again...
-Don't apologize to me for anything.

But it's just been very tough, every time,
feeling like I walked into a lion's den.

Every time being like,
"What am I gonna have to defend today?"

-Yeah.
-"What am I going to have to..." You know?

It's like Chrishell gets away with m*rder.

I say one thing, I'm b*rned at the stake.

It's just like their only point
is to literally take me down and destroy,

and they'll do it
in any dirty manner possible.

And it's like...

Don't ever tell them this,
but it broke me. It broke me.

I don't want them
to have the satisfaction of that.

-Yeah.
-It broke me.

And I'm not an easy one to break.

I'm sorry, that's sad.

I've known Nicole
longer than Chrishell and Emma.

She was one of the very first agents
at the Oppenheim Group.

Just seeing Nicole's face
and seeing how hurt she is

and hearing straight from her mouth.

Yeah, it really hurt me.

I don't want you to feel bullied,

and I'm sorry you felt
I didn't have your back.

I appreciate it.

I thought Nicole was in the wrong
from the very beginning,

but now it's just gotten out of hand,

and, I thought, trickled down
to other friends, to the entire brokerage.

So I'm gonna do everything I can
to try to get them back on the same page.

I've literally aged ten years
in the last six months

dealing with this Chrishell bullshit.

I'm not kidding.
It's taken years off my life.

You look great, so was that
before or after you fixed your face?

-Before I rearranged my face?
-Can we rearrange our faces after this?

I'm due up for some Botox.

Most importantly,
the only thing I care about, we're okay?

-Yes. We're okay.
-Okay.

Mm...

[energetic pop-rock plays]

♪ All of us are sinners ♪

♪ Drowning in our own bad lie ♪

-You go first, you're brave.
-I will definitely go first.

[Amanza] We'll stay in the back!

-[Emma] Cutie fishies!
-[Chrishell] Be careful in those shoes!

[Amanza] Emma leaps across anything
that looks dangerous.

[Chrishell] Careful.

["Jaw Dropper"
by Eyla Rae & Franky C plays]

♪ Salivatin'
Oo, you, you be waitin' ♪

♪ This ain't no invitation ♪

♪ Oo, you lookin' like you ♪

♪ Droolin', salivatin' ♪

♪ Oo, you, you be waitin'... ♪

Oh, this is beautiful.

[Jason] Hey, ladies.

-[ladies] Hi!
-[Jason] How are you?

-This house suits you, Jason.
-Oh, thank you.

It's the ultimate bach pad!

♪ Does she know I'm a ♪

♪ Does she know I'm a ♪

♪ Jaw-dropper? ♪

-♪ I'm a, I'm a ♪
-♪ Jaw-dropper, dropper ♪

Are you thinking to buy this house next?
It's totally you.

-I spoke to James.
-I started to fall back.

I'm not sure that he would sell it.

If he would,
I think it'd be about $100 million.

-I think he's donating it to LACMA.
-Wow.

James Goldstein
is a very successful businessman.

He bought this house over 50 years ago.

It's one of the most iconic houses
in the world.

So many movies and television shows
have been filmed here,

including one of my favorites,
The Big Lebowski.

So this is a John Lautner,
probably the most famous architect in LA.

I knew that.

[Jason]
Frank Lloyd Wright's number-one pupil.

And this is probably
his most iconic and famous house.

So he wants the public
to be able to experience the house.

So I know we're here for a reason,
if I know Jason.

Well, he did say that we could have our
Oppenheim Group ten-year anniversary here.

So we do have a chance to at least
take a tour, even if we can't sell it.

I'm just excited to be in this house
and take a tour.

I mean, this is maybe my favorite
house in LA that I've never seen.

-And I thought it'd be cool if you saw it.
-Okay, cool!

So the house is only 5,000 square feet,
the club is 11,000 square feet.

-Wait, what?
-Wait, there's an 11,000 square-foot club?

We're here for that.

Some of the best parties
in the world were here.

Play tennis!

I'm excited to see
what $100 million looks like.

All right, let's go.

Remember, you're paying
for architecture in this house.

[hip-hop music plays]

♪ Get 'em, got 'em, good, go! ♪

♪ What you look, what you lookin' for? ♪

♪ There's so much that we can explore ♪

♪ It's your world and more, more, more ♪

♪ More, more, more, more ♪

♪ Only help what I don't know... ♪

-So don't walk in the glass, ladies.
-Wow!

Fun.

-[Jason] Stand in the corner.
-This is like a Titanic moment!

-Emma, take a little step back.
-Wait, Jason this is like your old house.

-[Jason] Yeah, look.
-It's opening, babe!

It's opening! Oh, my God!

♪ Gotcha! ♪

♪ Get 'em, got 'em, good ♪

[Jason] Here, look how cool
he set up this closet too.

It is.

-It is! Amazing!
-[Jason] It's sick, huh?

Oh, my gosh.

-[gasps]
-[chuckles]

I love the Clueless closet.

We all want that.
You know? The rotating closet.

Seriously, can I get the number
to whoever did this?

-[Amanza] What's happening?
-Oh. Oh, God. What's...

Oh...

Jesus, there's so many tricks
to this place.

[Chelsea] A Jacuzzi.

[Chrishell] Where you put the bodies.

-Oh, it's a Jacuzzi.
-Bodies! To hide the body.

-[Chrishell] Is it hot?
-It is, I can feel it.

[Jason] Let me show you the club
that he built as well, up these stairs.

-Are you okay?
-J, I'm not feeling so great.

I'm gonna sit for a second.

-Are you sure? Want me to stay with you?
-No, I just feel weird.

-I'll be one second. I'll just sit.
-Okay.

I've been dealing
with a lot of pain lately

that I know I've needed to address,

but it's ramping up.

And at this point,

I don't really feel like I can
just be walking around,

so it's a little concerning,

but I definitely feel like I need to go
figure out what's going on with my body.

-Is she gonna go try on his clothes?
-She's gonna steal all the good stuff.

-[Emma] Ooh, Club James!
-[Amanza] Club James!

-[Emma] Chika, chika, chika!
-[Amanza] Boom, boom, boom, boom!

♪ Are you ready? ♪ [laughs]

["whoopi goldberg" by FLOYD WONDER plays]

♪ Are you ready? ♪

-Wow! Wow.
-I love the concrete.

-Look how industrial and brutalist it is.
-[Amanza] I love it!

[Jason] I love this.

["whoopi goldberg" continues]

Look at the DJ stand!

-[Jason] Oh yeah!
-[Emma] Oh yeah.

Who wants a drink?

-Bartender at your service!
-I want a drink!

Los Angeles! Can you feel it?

[imitates dance music]

[Jason] Yes!

[Amanza] And then they jump.

["whoopi goldberg" continues]

You definitely don't have kids
if you have a club in your house.

Actually, maybe it's genius.

You'd never need a nanny,
because you'd be home,

but you could be out
as late as you wanted.

[Jason] Really good.

-Thanks. You like my set?
-That was a good set. Good set.

-Wow.
-Hey, James.

-Hey, Jason.
-[Jason] How are you, man?

-Wow! A remarkable office!
-Finishing up the tour.

The man, the legend!

[Amanza] Wow. This office is sick.

It's such a pleasure to meet James,

who has built the most iconic house
in the whole of Los Angeles,

but at the same time...
[whispers] ...I don't really know who he is.

All right, let's go outside,
check out the pool.

-All right, let's do it.
-Thanks, James.

I love how Jason gets to bebop around

because he has sneakers on,
and we're like, "Bebop, bebop, bop."

I want a picture on this.

-Emma, no getting out there.
-What are you doing?

She wants to have someone take a photo.
It's slanted.

This is the most epic ledge in the world!

It's not even straight.
How would she walk on that?

It's not even straight, Emma.

-Emma, you're crazy.
-It's slanted, you can't stand on that.

Let me see if you can.

[Jason] I'm telling you it's slanted.

[Amanza] It was nice knowing you.
We love you.

-Emma's lost her mind, guys.
-[Emma] I think you can.

-It's a little slanted, but you can.
-[Chelsea] My God, she's absolutely mad.

Okay, someone take a photo!

[Amanza] Ladies and gentlemen,
this is Emma right before she d*ed.

Did you get it?

-[Amanza] I got it.
-[Emma] Okay.

Ladies, let's go back up
and check on Chrishell.

Okay.

[Amanza] Do you feel okay?

Yeah, I think so.
How was the rest of the tour of the house?

-It was nice.
-Yeah?

The house is beautiful.
The club is insane.

-Really?
-Insane.

Guys, I gotta go talk to James.

-[Amanza] Thanks, J.
-[Jason] Yeah, guys.

So, am I able
to ask you girls to do me a favor,

and everybody else,
about a situation in the office?

I've talked to Nicole already,

and I've told Nicole,

you started this,
and now it's just a shitshow.

Yeah.

But this shitshow is just
never going to even get to here

if everybody can't
just at least settle down.

And apologies go a long way.

-I teach my kids that.
-[Emma] Yeah.

You say sorry, it brings everything,
maybe, at least to here.

-You're not...
-[Emma] For sure.

You don't have to invite them
to slumber parties,

but at least you can walk in the office
without coming in at a f*cking 12.

Well, it just shows me you're rational,
that you're a rational person, right?

I think that whoever initiates it
is a person that has, um...

-Bigger balls.
-Bigger balls.

Yeah, exactly.
I asked Nicole where her big balls went.

I was like,
"Are they shrinking to raisins now?"

Like even that, it's f*cking...
It's dumb. It's childish. It's catty.

-Yeah, but I...
-And it's just enough.

-I thought it was funny.
-It's not, though.

It's not funny anymore.
It was never funny to me.

-It's not funny.
-Okay... Sorry.

It's affecting everybody's mental health
in the office,

not just the people involved.

It's affecting mine, it's affecting Mary,
Jason, the office, the brokerage.

Sounds like mean girl bullshit.

Sounds like catty bullshit.
It sounds like bully bullshit.

So, all those little stupid, petty,
childish comments have got to stop.

But she started this.

She created this w*r.

I said so. I looked her in the face
and said she started it.

I'm not speaking for anyone,
just for myself.

I hate...
I get anxiety even talking about Nicole.

It's up to her to do or say
whatever she wants to do,

but it's not gonna go anywhere good.

Nicole has started drama
with so many people.

She's come after me,
and now she's coming after Emma.

And the gloves will probably come off.

She made her bed,
now she's gonna lie in it.

Obviously, I'm like semi-third party,

but you guys are my closest friends,
all three of you.

So, like for me, her making
that comment to you, it was to hurt you.

-[Emma] For sure.
-It was to hurt you.

And I think your intent
when you made the comment to Nicole

was to s*ab and k*ll and hurt.

And it hurt, clearly.
So you've gotta apologize for hurting...

Apologize?

[Chelsea] There were nasty comments made,

and there's no justification about it
other than,

"I'm sorry I tried to hurt you."

It's ridiculous.
I don't have to prove this to anybody.

-I know what you're saying.
-[Chelsea] That's not what I'm saying!

[Chrishell] Don't wanna do this.

-Not kidding.
-Oh, God.

Want to att*ck my business?
Do that. I don't need to prove myself.

-People need to tell the f*cking truth.
-Cut the bullshit!

So f*cking sensitive.

[Chrishell] I can't deal.

It's stressing me out,
and I'm already stressed the f*ck out.

[Emma] You leaving?

-I'm not getting myself involved.
-Perfect!

I'm gonna have a literal panic att*ck.
I have to leave. I can't deal!

["Back with a Vengeance" by Portals plays]

[Emma] Wait!

♪ I'm comin' back
Back with a vengeance ♪

♪ I'm comin' back ♪

♪ Back with a vengeance ♪

♪ I'm comin' back ♪

♪ Back with a vengeance ♪

♪ I'm comin' back ♪

♪ Back with a vengeance ♪