03x01 - More Foam, Bosun!

[bunniefuu]

I'm back.

Getting on a yacht
with five new crew members

is like getting in a car
with a bunch of strangers.

You don't know who's going
to lose their minds,

who's gonna be annoying.

There's no escape.

Bahamas is such
a unique chain of islands.

We got a new crew,
new boat that I had to learn.

I explained to him
about this.

I need my crew to respect me.

Hey! Higher!

Crazy ideas, I know.

Gold chain swinging!

Whoo! Cook me!

I'm really excited
to be back.

Espresso martini.

I'm definitely, like,
completely single.

I really hope
that Captain Lee's

brought in
some, like, handsome men.

Thank you, Jesus!

- That is gorgeous.
- You're gorgeous.

[woman]
Oh.

I like American girls--
blonde, brunette, white, tan.

[laughs]

Wine and dine, 69.

I came here
from South Africa

to work hard
and meet beautiful women.

This is making me
miss my dogs.

Being an engineer,
when it comes down to it,

your body is the most incredible
machine that you have--

so much science involved
and so much work involved,

the way my body looks
and how I present myself.

A normal meathead
can't do something like this.

[Lee]
Don, you got
some work to do.

I've been an engineer
for the last five years.

I am the second most important
man here, after Captain Lee.

Bro, you're just not right
for this, man.

- You know that, right?
- [laughing]

Before I got into yachting,

I was a platform/springboard
diver.

I became a ski instructor
and then a surf guide.

I can fish.
I'm a fisher woman.

[laughing]

I decided
to go to culinary school

with the vision, "I'm gonna be
a chef on a yacht."

♪ I'm ironing
the captain's shorts.♪

[laughs]
I'm a stew right now.

My passion is not folding
toilet paper, but...

♪ Oh ♪

I'm gonna nail it.

Camo,
red, white, and blue--

if I had a Budweiser,
my life would be complete.

For how much
of a tomboy I am,

being a deckhand
is so perfect for me.

I don't have kids.
I don't have a house.

My payments are my truck payment
and my cell phone.

- [giggles]
- But I'm not a lesbian.

[laughs]

It's not fáááing
rocket science, is it?

Coming from Michelin-style
restaurants,

coming from fine-dining
restaurants,

I'm thinking, "Wow."

I'm the chef on this boat,
not you.

This boat needs
a good shake-up.

[Lee]
I decided to go with an almost
entirely new crew this season.

Get it out of the way,
I can't fáááing see. Move it!

This happens again,
you're gone.

I'm going crazy.

There's gonna be a lot
of tough lessons learned.

Sháá.
Oh, my God.

I'm surrounded by morons.

- Ow!
- I just want to say

to your face,
"I don't like it."

- I'm fáááing over it.
- [yelling]

- God damn it!
[loud beeping]

It'd be boring if everything
went smoothly all the time.

[boat horn blows]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Hello.
- What's up, kiddo?

- Come on.
- You sure?

Jesus Christ, Kate.

I know, I shouldn't have brought
all those bricks.

New boat.

Here's the uniforms.

Okay, I like the name
of the boat.

- I thought you might.
- Do I know this name?

That is your Amy?

Really?

- Right.
- Yeah.

Amy and I didn't have
a great experience last time.

Amy... I would never work
with her again.

Likewise. I don't understand
your management style.

I can tell
that you don't understand it.

I know she's a good stewardess,
and I also know

that I can't always trust her,
so I'm going into this

with a little extra knowledge,

and I'm going to try to use that
to my advantage.

Hey, Cap.
[chuckles]

This charter season,
I'm really excited

to start working my way
off the deck

and start making my career
as a captain.

We're gonna be doing a lot
of outdoor stuff this year.

Good.

We'll be going out for lobster.
We'll be going out for conch.

You're probably going to bunk
with the second engineer.

He's gonna be
a deck/second engineer.

- Two-striper, like you.
- Okay.

But when he's on deck,
you're the guy.

Okay. His main priority
will be up on deck.

His main priority is going
to be on deck.

Oh, sure, on the deck.

Charter
is coming tomorrow.

Well, we better get
to it, then.

My main goal right now
is to figure out the abilities

of the new crew
that I have

and how best to put them in
positions that they need to be

in order
to get the job done.

- Lee.
- How you doing, Cap?

- Hi.
- Hello.

- Leon.
- Kate.

- Kate, pleased to meat you.
- You as well.

- You're the chef?
- Yes.

I've worked
all over the world.

I've lived in four continents
of the world.

Coming into private yachting
was a little bit different,

but I got to play around
with billionaire's

and millionaire's money.

Who doesn't like spending money?
Come on.

- So you're the chief stew?
- I am.

Right, okay, so me and you
are gonna be, uh...

- Best friends?
- Working together.

We're roommates, by the way.

- Clean and tidy?
- Yeah.

- No makeup all over the place?
- Nope. Well...

I've shared rooms before
with women.

You know how yous hog the
bathroom a little bit too much?

Do you need time
to do your hair?

This is kind of like

when somebody asks you
on the first date

how many people
you've slept with.

Do you want the truth,
or do you want to be friends?

Not too shabby, right?

- No. Ouch. I like this.
- Yeah.

The only thing I've got--
I mean, I know you're busy.

I know you haven't even
got time.

No casual
"getting to know you."

He's just asking for things.

I don't have
a good feeling about it.

I hope I'm wrong.
I don't think I am.

Oh, look at that.

- Amy!
- Hello!

Last time I saw Eddie,
I awkwardly told him, like,

"Hey, I really admire you,"

aka, I have
a little crush on you.

Like, I've had, like, a boat
crush on you since day two.

Oh!

It was so embarrassing.

- All right, take it easy.
- Bye.

Gosh.

I know that he is happily
in a relationship.

Whoa.
I like it.

In fact, I'm good friends
with his girlfriend,

who also is named Amy.

Crew quarters
and your chief stew.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Work is way more fun
with less animosity and tension,

so that's really something

I'm striving for
this time around.

I thought I heard
that familiar Texas accent.

Last year I did like her
at the beginning,

so maybe
that can happen again.

Maybe.

I think
I'm gonna take portside.

Uh-oh. Is that Kate?
Hey, how you doing?

- Good.
- Long time no see.

- You look great.
- Thanks, you too.

Me and Kate met
about a year ago,

worked on the same boat
together.

- When did you get here?
- Like, ten minutes ago.

- Awesome.
- Changed and ready to rock.

Kate knows my skill set.

She knows
what I'm capable of.

She knows what I can do.
She's seen it.

Having Kate on the boat with me,
oh, that makes life

so much easier.

I'm so excited.

I'm so excited!

- Hi!
- Hi.

[both]
Hi!

I'm so excited.
Hi. I'm Connie.

I, unfortunately,
know this girl from home.

Yeah, we're
from the same hometown.

I love having Connie
on the boat.

I've been trying to get her
into yachting for five years.

I feel like
I'm her yachting godmother,

and I'm so excited
for the adventure

she's about to have.

We're both kind of
wild sometimes.

I mean, she's way more wild
than I am.

I'm used to working
on smelly, fishy, nasty boats.

So, to finally be
on a yacht like this...

Blue Polo. Khakis.
See you soon.

It's a dream.

Post the chairs
and clean the sides.

- Yeah.
- Clean those windows.

- Sweet.
- Real badass, like, with a mop.

- The real yachtie, yeah.
- Yeah.

I do take a lot of pride
in what I do,

and I do enjoy
producing a good job.

Growing up in South Africa,
my house was really

a toxic environment,

so that made me decide
to go out and see the world.

And found out
about super yachts,

got really excited about it,

and wanted to go be a yachtie,
and I love it.

Gorgeous.

Skirt's a little big!

Raquel said
that her dress is way too big.

Rocky, Raquel.

Hey, what to you prefer?
Rocky or Raquel?

- Either way?
- Yeah.

I've come
from a very eclectic,

theatrical family.

I have three younger sisters.

We were all
named after Raquel Welch,

Sophia Loren, Brigitte Bardot,
and Ava Gardener.

- Rocky's so cute.
- Thank you.

The female cooks, cleans...

Okay, and what does
the male do--fish?

No.

- Well, a female gets the food.
- Okay.

The males just fight.
Who gets the females?

I'm gonna be scared now
when I have food around me.

Emile is so cute,
but he's got no game.

Don't lions mate
like dogs?

Imagine having
a lion behind me.

It'd be like
having a linebacker.

Actually, that probably wouldn't
be a bad idea.

If a guy wants
to get my attention,

there's a couple lines
that will get me.

"Get in my truck."
"Do you want a beer?"

"Do you want to go fishing?"

"Let's go k*ll a gator."

Say that, and, whoop,
there goes Connie's clothes.

Any kind of football player
that just wants

to grab me from behind
and throw me around.

[both laughing]

[Kate]
Provisions are here.
All crew, all crew.

[woman]
Copy.

- Buddy, how you doing?
- You good with that?

If you want to stay in here
and unload...

Oh, look,
here's muscles just in time.

Coming on to a boat,
and less than 24 hours later,

we're bringing on
charter guests.

It's very hard work,
but I think it's going

to be a great test
for how our crew runs as a team.

[moans]

First thing
tomorrow morning,

we're gonna get
those tender off,
get the chocks off.

We also need to clean
the head on the tender.

I really don't mind
deckhand work at all,

but I came on this boat
for my skill set

in the engine room,
not my deckhand skills.

When there's no guests
and we're, like,
washing the boat down.

I'll wear, like,
my bathing suit

and then an Eros T-shirt.

So I can't clean
in my tutu?

You can clean in a tutu.
That's fine.

You can do it
in a bikini, yeah.

Probably not a good idea.

How long have you been cooking
on yachts?

I'm back
in the yachting industry

I have two amazing daughters
who are my world.

So the whole idea
of getting back into yachting

is to try and provide for them
and give them an amazing life,

but, in the same breath,
feeds me,

as in what I want to be

and where I want to put myself
later on in life as well.

So what are you doing?
Are you gonna be...?

I am, like,
your helper/the girls' helper.

Right.

Yeah, and then
I'll help you out.

How long have you been working
on yachts?

Six months.

I mean, if you want
something to do,

I'm just going
to find some soap.

[coughs]
I'm gonna check in
with the girls...

- Okay, check in with the girls.
- And see what's up.

[Kate]
We're gonna have an interior
meeting down here, guys.

I'm sorry. Go, like, tie knots
or something.

[laughter]

That was kind of funny.

I was gonna, like,
offer to help, like, cook

for crew and stuff,
you know.

Yeah, you can do that when we
don't have guests on board,

but I just can't lose...

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- A stew, yeah.

- Cool.
- I hope you don't mind.

- No.

What exactly
is your experience?

I've never just been
just a stew.

Mainly is, like, cooking,
and so--

And then it's like,
"Oh, clean up after everyone."

I'm like, "Okay,"
and so, like, I've done it,

but I haven't, like, done it
to the extent of, like...

"Yo, this is your job."

Okay, great.

I'm gonna do
stewardess-ing 100%.

I'm not gonna, like,
kind of do it.

I'm gonna do it.

So there's an opportunity here
for me to learn new skills,

but, no, this is not
what I want to be

when I grow up.

Anything that we're doing,
like, Kate and I can show you.

It's not rocket science.

Well...

So I have checklists
for everything.

Beauty of the list is
there's no confusion--

like, "I didn't know I had
to do it."

I'll be like,
"Well, it was on the list."

Yeah, what's
your favorite department?

- Service.
- Okay.

What's your least favorite?

I don't have a ton
of experience, like, ironing

and doing laundry.

This is a giant red flag
for me,

because every stewardess
loves the laundry room.

- It's good. It's good.
- It is good.

You're not waiting
on guests--

just you and the machines
and peace and quiet.

What's not to love?

I like outside.
[giggles]

So now you're a stew,
cook, deckhand?

You're like
a Swiss Army Kn*fe.

Thank you,
I feel like you care.

- Aw, it worked.
[laughter]

Mr. Bradley
wants a foam party.

[screaming]

[men shouting indistinctly]

When you're working the deck,
I am your boss.

I need everybody in
the Sky Lounge in two minutes.

Yeah.

[Lee]
Okay, let's get started.

I'm generally not difficult
to get along with,

as long as everybody
does their job.

It's our
new incentive program.

It's called,
"Work hard or get fired."

Some of the other crew
may tell you that I walk around

with a pocket full
of plane tickets...

There's a little something extra
in that pay envelope,

and it's a one-way ticket.

Which brings us to tips.

Everybody gets an equal share
of the tips.

If you don't deserve
an equal share of the tip,

you still get an equal share,

but you also get
the plane ticket.

Our first officer, Dan.
chief engineer, Richard.

If they ask you to do something,
just do it.

Drinking on charter.
We don't.

Three rules--
Work hard.

Don't embarrass yourself.
Don't embarrass the boat.

Being on this boat,
it's gonna be tough,

but, you know, I kind of knew

what I was getting
myself into a little bit,

and I'm super excited

to be working
under Captain Lee,

because there's not gonna be
any, like, sexual tension there

and I can just do my job
and have fun.

[Lee]
Let's make this a really,
really, really great season,

all right?

- Yeah.
- Sounds good.

- Okay, thank you.
- Thank you.

[Kate]
Time to rock and roll.

This is all we have
to eat right now?

So hungry.

How old are you guys?



I'm 30 years old.

Liar.
You're 20.

- 22, 23.
- 23, 23.

- 23.
- I'm, like, the youngest here.

- I realize that.
- That's good!

Emile's beautiful.

His eyes are just like,
"Hey, baby,

you want to come
to my cabin."

And I'm like, "Yes, I want
to come to your cabin."

- How old are you?
- How old do you think I am?

Ugh, ugh.

After that.

- [laughs] 10.
- Definitely.

- 13, 14...
- You are definitely 20...




Yeah, 24, come on.

I think the coffee
just hit me!

By the way, I like my coffee
like I like my women.

- Black?
- Black?

No, blonde
with low self-esteem.

[laughs]

[Don]
Stupid.

I need Eddie, Kate...

and Chef up in the bridge.

- Hey.
- Hi, sweetie.

So let's start
with Mr. Bradley

and look at the rest
of his guests.

Steve owns a lot
of luxury properties in Mexico.

Relationship--
he's the boss.

So I don't know if these are,
like, their friends,

but it sounds like
they may be employees as well.

I don't know.

We got
a Mexican-themed dinner.

La vida loca.

Heavy on the champagne
on this guy.

That's easy, right?

- It is easy.
- No mojitos.

I don't think so,
although I'm open.

I ordered mint.
You have any basil?

No basil.
Can you believe it?

I'll do a Mexican
with coriander.

Exactly.

"Improvisation"--that's the word
we're looking for.

I agree.

A white-robe dinner party.

And then they want
a foam party

with blinky-light props.

Oh, it's a rave,
I guess.

How many raves
have you been to?

This could be your first?

I've never heard of any yacht
ever having a foam party.

Foam parties should probably
just stay where they belong--

in 1997.

- Let's have some fun.
- Okay?

- I'm excited.
- Thank you.

[Lee]
All right, thank you, guys.

Oh, by the way,
I just don't want

you or Raquel
to be under the impression

that she is the stew cook
on this boat.

She might try to help you out

more than I can afford
to let her help you out.

We'll see. I mean, we'll cross
that bridge when we get there.

Kate--she speaks her mind.
She doesn't hold anything back.

At the same time,
Kate doesn't really know me.

I run my galley.
She runs the pantry.

[sighs]

I didn't realize that we were
jumping straight, straight,

straight into it, you know?

[Amy]
Right.

Like, it starts tomorrow.

You know what I'm not used to,
to be honest with you?

When I'm engineering a boat,
I do my thing.

I fix myself.
I work my ass off.

I don't have to deal with
being on the deck and--

And I like it. I'll help
you guys no matter what.

I'll do the best I can,
but I'm kind of dabbling

into a forte that
I'm not really--

I haven't been into
that long, you know?

Before I actually came
on this boat,

I had the whole diagram
for the boat,

and I studied it for a month,

to know where the breakers are,
to know where the trips are,

to know exactly where
every single system is,

even how the plumbing
is rooted.

So, for me,
everything was passion-based.

If I'm not 100% passionate
about it, I don't do it.

I'm gonna go to bed.
[giggles]

- Are you ready for me?
- No.

Through my wisdom
and experience,

it's not the best thing
to hook up with your bunkmate.

I won't do it again.
I won't jeopardize--

I mean, yeah, it depends
if I'm drunk.

[laughing]

I'm so happy everyone
is so cool.

I thought everyone
was gonna be, like, crazy.

[laughing]

- Oh, fááá.
- [laughing]

Oh, fááá.
She's fáááing nuts.

We are in fáááing trouble,
aren't we?

I just feel like, for crew,
this kind of bed-setting

is almost
a little more awkward.

[Kate]
Usually you have a top bunk
and a bottom bunk,

and I like the separation
of space--

up and down, own worlds.

Eh...

It's just too close.

I don't think there's anybody
that I would like to fall asleep

this close to every night.

It's like I'm in an ashram
on a cot.

Yes, hello.

I was wondering if I could rent
a foam machine.

All right, Chef,
it's all set.

The guys have
the most fun job.

There, like, hanging off
the side of the boat.

[Kate]
I don't think it's as fun
as it looks.

I want to be outside.
I would love to be Eddie.

But then again,
I wouldn't want to be Eddie.

It's like, where does Raquel fit
on the boat?

I really hate
that I'm saying this right now,

but you definitely missed
a spot.

Okay.

[Amy]
Look at this.
I mean, this is huge.

I've never seen, like,
a split-level master.

If you want to go around
and just mark down

if you see anything broken,
weird, cool...

Okay.

Because, Rocky--
you're the more experienced,

obviously, so I need
to count on you.

- Yeah.
- I know you can do it.

I know that we both
have the same end goal--

to have a good time
and to have good charters.

- Right.
- Happy charter guests.

I know things
ended a little bit awkward.

I just want to be a really good
second stew for you.

I know you will, and I'm
so thankful to have you here.

Are we really going to be
on the same page?

Is she really meaning this,

or is she saying this
and not feeling it?

Not sure what I'm up against.

The art on this boat
is weird.

Five minutes, people.
Let's go.

Hey, are we supposed to be
wearing ties with our whites?

Negative.

So the rooms look ready
and good?

- Yeah.
- Okay.

I need everybody
on the aft deck now.

The guests are starting
to get down the dock.

[man]
Look at that beautiful ship.

It's all ours
for fun in the sun!

Here we go.

- Crew on the mast?
- Oh, my God.

I've never heard
of anything like this ever,

'cause that's how
stupid it is.

[Rocky]
They look happy.

- How you doing?
- Great!

Steve, come on up.

This is Jennifer,
my girlfriend.

- Jennifer. Captain Lee.
- Hi, nice to meet you.

- I'm Steven Bradley.
- Steven, my pleasure.

Pleasure, Captain.

Amy!
Nice to meet you.

Hey! Charter one,
here we go.

Hi, there, Steve.
Leon.

- Hey, Leon. Chef Leon?
- Chef Leon.

I had a Chef Leon
in the Bahamas

on a billionaire's island
before.

- Right, right, right.
- All right.

This is gonna make it
real easy.

[Kate]
When I'm meeting new guests,
I want to assume the best.

Maybe they're high-maintenance,

but there's different levels
of high-maintenance.

I mean, you can love champagne,
but that's easy to pour.

[all]
Hey!

Did you hear that Aerosmith
might be around town?

I did hear that.

If there's any way
we can put the radar up

and try to find 'em,
that would be really good.

Now, I can pull off
almost any guest request,

but Aerosmith...

It's, like, so vintage.

It's 1990s.

I don't get it.

Kate is gonna get you guys
all settled in,

give you a tour of the boat,
and then we'll get under way.

Let's rock and roll.

Right this way, guys.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

Guys, let's go ahead and get
the luggage--load 'em up.

- So this is the main salon.
- Wow, beautiful.

Absolutely gorgeous.

[Kate]
This is one state room,
and we have three like this.

[Steve]
Beautiful,
absolutely beautiful.

[Steve]
Honey, we're home!
[laughing]

Steve looks wild.
He looks crazy.

I hope I have that much energy
when I'm 58.

[Steve laughs]

[Jennifer]
This is gorgeous.

[Steve]
Man!

So, if you want
to watch a movie...

- Uh-huh.
- You can close the blinds.

[Steve]
Oh, yeah.

Bow man's gonna be up there,
and we're gonna be, you know,

getting frisky.
[chuckles]

We're gonna go up
straight to the Sky Lounge,

where I think you'll spend
more of your time.

- Wow.
- Wow.

[woman]
It's amazing.

So we'll be serving
breakfast, lunch, and dinner

- here for the most part.
- Ooh, wow!

[Kate]
Now we're gonna go up
this spiral staircase,

if you want to go ahead.

[Steve]
Home, sweet home right here.

Wow, the Jacuzzi!
The pot is hot!

- Beautiful.
- Great.

[woman]
Look at the view.
It's amazing.

[man]
Beautiful.

[Lee]
Attention all crew.
Attention all crew.

We're getting under way.

All right, Don,
you're on the bow.

Emile, you're on the side.

Now, would you all like us
to unpack you?

No, thank you.

Getting out of here
once Captain orders it.

- Copy that.
- From the bow.

[Lee]
That stern line
is the critical one.

It's got to come off
as fast as it can.

[Steve]
Well, we're moving.
It's shallow.

- Look at this sand.
- This is so awesome.

Would you like
some more champagne?

- A little.
- Okay.

Give me "gistics"
off that starboard side.

[Eddie]


[Steve]
Aerosmith!

I'm sure Aerosmith
would want to come.

- Absolutely.
- Yeah.

- Why wouldn't he?
- I have--

That's what I'm saying.

[Leon]
Salads are good to go.

Oh, my God.

[Kate]
We're gonna go
and move on to lunch.

That looks so beautiful.

One of the major things
on a charter is the food.

It's not the toys.

It's not
where you're taking 'em.

It's the be-all and end-all.

You serve bad food,

I guarantee
you're gonna get bad tips.

This chicken is phenomenal.

[Steve]
You guys have all been
to the mansion.

You know that we have
a chef there,

but she's not as creative
as Chef Leon is, for sure.

[Leon]
Everything okay, Kate?

Everything's great.
It looks so beautiful.

And if there's some left,
I would love to try it.

[Steve]
Fantastic.

I had, like, two bites.

I reckon, before you leave
this place, right,

you'll put weight on.

Well, thanks. I'm just standing
around all this food.

Well, you could get a dishcloth
and dry some lids with me.

Oh, you want me to dry with you.
I'll dry with you, then.

Okay.

- Give me 150 feet.
- Copy, 1-5-0.

[grunting]

- All right, lock it down there.
- Yeah, we're on the bottom.

[Lee]
All the toys are gonna go
in the water--

two jet skis and two Seabobs.

- You got both of 'em?
- Perfect.

You're good.

- Sir?
- Oh, yeah. Thank you.

- My pleasure.
- Gracias.

I know we're having a party
for you guys later.

That's gonna be crazy.

Oh, it's gonna be
interesting.

It'll be the first time
I went to a foam party.

- Yeah.
- I got my swim tux on.

Oh, my God.

I have respect for Steve.

He loves champagne,

tuxedo jacket
when he's jet skiing,

so he dresses well
for casual occasions.

It doesn't fit
like it used to, but...

[laughs]

Steve might be
my spirit animal.

He's clearly an animal.

James Bond over here.
Oh, that's incredible, man.

Don, Don, Eddie.

How long have you been
in the yachting industry?

I've been working on boats
for a long time,

and I'd always been
the chief engineer,

so I guess this is me adapting
to, you know, multitasking.

Donny, Donny, Eddie.

Okay, so, hey,
I'm, like, stew chef

or, like, not even cheffing,
so I'm just the stew.

It took a minute, and now I'm
feeling really good about it.

I didn't go to culinary school

to make beds
and, like, fluff pillows.

But if I can clean a little bit
and help out in the kitchen here

and help me get
to where I want to go,

I'm gonna give it some passion,
and can I tell you something?

I've got passion.

- What's Don doing?
- Where's Don?

- I don't know. I'll call Don.
- Yeah, where's Don?

I think they're calling you
right now.

Are they?
Hey, go ahead.

Let's put
the jet skis away.

Making everything
look pretty.

- We're trying.
- Almost as pretty as you.

Oh, listen to you.
You're too sweet.

We get trash bags.

Something to contain the foam.

Oh, yeah,
and it's a dance floor!

On the toggle switch,
which one do you use--

free fall
or the other one?

- Plug the red connectors in...
- Yeah.

- And then just twist that.
- Got ya.

Is the master
drinking champagne still?

[Amy]
Master is just floating.

Yeah, on a bubble,
a champagne bubble.

I want to go--I want to go
fáááing see

if we can go
meet Aerosmith.

So do you have
a girlfriend or what?

Well, uh, no.
Yes.

Who says no and then yes?

Me because it doesn't matter.

I'm working.

I love having pretty girls
around me.

And I love having
the attention.

On this boat,
we have a good selection.

[laughs]

It's either one or the other.
So which one is it?

It's complicated.

- Is it a no?
- And you? And you?

Do you have a boyfriend?

A simple no.

Okay.

No, I'm single. I'm free.
I can do whatever I want.

[Eddie]
All right, start
taking it up slow.

[Don]
Okay, come up slow.

Yeah?
Fair enough.

[Eddie]
Hold it there.

Hold!

He is a deckhand before he is
a second engineer.

So, if I'm telling him
to get off the controls,

get off the controls.

If I tell you,
"Listen, I need to take it,"

don't tell me to go talk to
somebody and tell you about it.

I might have worded it wrong,
but you understand
where I was coming from.

No, I understand.

If that same thing
happened to you,

wouldn't you react
the same way?

- Yeah. No.
- Yeah.

I would've been like,
"Okay, that's weird,"

but I wouldn't
have questioned you.

I got hired on this boat
for my engineering skills,

not to be bossed around
by a guy on deck.

For me, it was just
so out of left field.

What?

Like, "I'm your boss,"
'cause I'm your deckhand.

But I am your boss.

When you're working
the deck...

- I am your boss.
- Mm.

It's that simple.

[screams]

- Foam party 2015!
- Foam party!

And we've been pumping alcohol
at him.

Let's get
the foam going.

But now he just needs
to go to bed.

Come on, make it happen.
Neck deep, neck deep.

What do they really talk about?
Mm-hmm.

- You're peeing?
- Yeah.

[Steve]
Pee! Pee!

- Hey! Fáááing--
- Pee! Shh, quiet.

They aren't having really deep,
meaningful conversation.

[Steve]
Pee!

[whispering]
Rocky--

No, don't go in there.

Fáááing--Shh.
Oh, she peed!

And your face, like...
[laughs]

I literally
almost peed myself.

Let's go eat dinner!

When you're working the deck,
I am your boss.

He comes on to a brand-new boat
as a brand-new crew,

and he expects to be able
to come in

and say no
to a direct order.

Not gonna happen at all.

- It wasn't the right control.
- Yeah.

If it was out of left field,
I'm sorry,

but sometimes you just got to
say "okay" and deal with it.

I immediately kind of got a real
look at who Don really is.

Anything I can help with?
I don't really care.

He doesn't like, uh,
me being his boss, obviously.

I know, but let him do an
engineering job kind of,

you know?

Listen, hey, it wasn't my call
taking him off there.

- I can see both your sides.
- Yeah.

But I can see
why he's also kind of annoyed.

Oh, I can see it too.
I totally understand
where he's annoyed.

Okay.

'Cause this is
a good engineer's job,

but I don't appreciate him
questioning me...

when I tell him
to do something.

I kind of sometimes feel
like I'm the mom of the boat,

and when I see some of the kids
aren't getting along--

If I can be like, "You didn't
really mean it that way.

Be nice to your brother."

I just feel bad for him
because he's very sensitive.

I can tell.

What is a foam party?
I'm dying to know.

Y'all, it's fantastic.

Y'all are gonna have
so much fun tonight.

You're basically dancing
in foam.

[laughter]
- It'll be fun, I promise.

- We're here!
- Well, welcome.

- Here for dinner.
- Thank you.

- We're ready.
- Great.

- What do you think of this?
- This is amazing.

- Oh, yeah, it's a robe party.
- Oh, it's nice and warm.

Let's go eat dinner.

Is there any way
that we can turn vodka

into water for Steve...

Yes.

- Yes, there is.
- During dinner?

Like a reverse Jesus.

Ditch the clothes.
This is a robe party.

No, my clothes stay on.

Oh, God.

Can I get any of you guys
a glass of wine.

- Ditch the clothes--Yeah!
- Yeah.

- White, Red?
- Champagne for me, please.

I would pour maybe a little bit
just around it, like that.

- Okay.
- A little in the middle...

and just put this in the middle,
have your condiments

in the middle and say,
"There you are, guys."

Oh, that'll be cool.

So, after I got off
the first jet ski, I went up.

And I did the second one.

- Yeah.
- Pissed him off.

- Yeah, he came and asked me.
- All right, all right.

I just told him, "I want you
to get confident with it first,

"and then once you are--

and then someone else
can have a go at it."

Sounds good, yeah.

Can we get a couple
of mojitos?

[Kate]
Por supuesto.

- Is there any more food?
- No, not right now.

Unless he wants us to come
with the soup

that goes on top of 'em.

Pardon me.

So do not eat this yet.
It's the beginning of a soup.

All right, well, bon appétit!
Let's try it out!

Not yet,
it's part of a soup.

What?

Oh, oh!
Qué es esto?

It's actually Jamaican
conch chowder.

Bon appétit!
Jamaican conch chowder.

I'm, like, loving it.
This is, like, great.

[Connie]
Okay, I'm gonna set up
the foam party.

No, I'm coming
to assess the situation.

I want to take trash bags...

and cut them into sheets.

Fake walls.

[Steve]
So, anyhow, what do we have
for a drink

before we go up
to the top deck?

- We're not done with dinner.
- We're not?

- We need to eat dinner.
[laughter]

[Amy]
Cheers to you, Steve.

He don't care
about everybody else's rules.

Like, he just says
what he wants.

I love
all of you guys.

The primary has had quite a bit,
of champagne and mojitos,

and he thought
that the first course

was the entire meal.

So just go
at your own pace.

Surf and turf--

I wanted to put a bit
of a twist on it.

He did request
on his preference sheet

he wanted a red-wine sauce.

I did an amazing little
sangria red-wine jus.

So it's got orange.
It's go cinnamon.

It's got sour anise.

Oh, my God.

[woman]
I told you dinner
was yet to come.

It's actually
Bahamian lobster tail, filet.

You have carrots,
Brussels sprouts, zucchini,

and over top,
you have a "sangri" jus.

[Steve]
Fantastic!

Oh, my God.

This is unbelievable,

The quality of this meat
is incredible.

Oh, my God.

Oh, this is really windy
up here.

No wonder we're not gonna have
a foam party up here.

[Steve]
I love you guys.
I love all of you guys.

- You're all my best friends.
- Cheers.

Today.

I admit, at first,
I wasn't so sure about Leon,

but all the guests
love his food.

I'm impressed. I'm surprised.
I'm thrilled. I'm relieved.

Would you like to come up
and deliver these?

Yes.

Leon, Leon.

Nice light dessert there
for you.

A nice little rum--
some people might like it.

A rum panna cotta.

It's just got fresh fruits,
beautiful mango,

nice raspberries,
strawberries.

- Enjoy.
- You've done a fabulous job.

[Leon]
Thank you.
Team effort. Team effort.

[Steve]
Yay!

You have exceeded
our expectations.

We're just starting.
We're just starting.

- Enjoy. Bon appétit.
- Hey!

[Leon]
Thank you.

What's going on
with the foam party back there?

- You know anything about it?
- It's ready to go.

[Connie]
Everything's put up.
He said the hard part's done.

Once it starts, it just
goes and goes and goes.

- It's ready, okay.
- Yep.

They've got
the foam party ready!

- Whoo!
- Let's head down below.

I haven't been
to a foam party since college.

I'm kind of pumped.

The professional said

that's a little foam-party stage
down there.

- Really?
- Uh-huh.

I got some glow sticks for you.
You want 'em?

[Steve]
Are we ready?

Y'all want to you go
to the foam party?

- I'll lead you down.
- Whoo!

All right, all right.

Whoo!

Come on!

Come play.

Es mi sueño.

It's my dream. Come on.

This is not a foam party...

Neck deep!
Come on, make it happen.

Here you go!
Cheers!

Come on! Everybody get down here
for the party!

Steve wanted foam
up to his neck,

but the wind is blowing,
like, 25 knots,

so it's just taking all the foam
and blowing it away.

No foam party.

[yells]

Come on! All my guests,
get down here!

Foam party 2015!

- Foam party!
- Whoo!

Come on! Let's go!
Get down here!

Last season, when I worked
with Amy,

I thought her cheerfulness
was kind of annoying.

It was like working with someone
who's always on

The Price is Right,
like, "Whoo!"

But this time,
I love Amy's talent.

I could be blowing bubbles,

and that would be the most
amazing foam party of 2015.

- Foam is coming! Oh, yeah!
- Whoo!

[laughter]
- [screaming]

[shouting indistinctly]

- Aah!
- Whoo!

Music! Whoo!

I'm DJ--I can't.
Hey, you guys go. I'm DJing.

I see him, and nobody
really wants to dance with him,

and I'm like, "You know what?
I'll go hit the foam."

Might as well
give him 100%.

Come on, come on, baby.

- Oh, this guy's great.
- Where's the champagne?

Hey! Hey!
Quita las manos, papi!

Steve's gonna have fun.
Guess what.

He has ton of money.
He rented this yacht.

If he wants to get
a little touchy-feely,

I can totally deal with that.

I'd be flirting
with girls too.

Do you have a boyfriend?

- Nope, single.
- All right, cool.

- Ah!
[both laughing]

Foam party!
Whoo!

So much foam!

Who the fááá are you?
[laughs]

Oh, I'm the boatswain.

- The boatswain.
- Yeah!

All right,
we love the boatswain.

Join us!
More foam!

More foam, boatswain!

- Get in on it!
- Aah!

Steve is...

Wow.

[laughs]

He has taken
having a good time

to a level I wasn't sure
was attainable.

More foam!

All right, guys,
I got to get out of here.

- Deuces.
- No, get it going! The foam!

Let's get the foam going.

- I guess I'm the bad guy.
[woman shouting]

- No!
- I got to be the bad guy.

No, no, no, no.
This is not even close.

Yes, I'm sorry.

He can make a neck-deep
foam party.

Honey.

He can make it happen.

We've been pumping alcohol
in him

since he's gotten here,
because he's requested it,

but now he just needs
to go to bed.

Come on, make it happen.
Neck deep, neck deep.

We want to party on Eros!

[laughing]

This is sick!

Did he say
"crew on the mast"?

Do, like,
something gangster.

- "Crew on the mast"?
- Oh, my God.

You doing okay
in there, Rocky?

Yeah, but I want
to be out here.

I don't want to be down there
making a bed

when it's like this.

Just say this with me--
"the motion of the ocean."

Think of me as this, like,
little dolphin, mermaid,

crazy energetic,
crazy water person

and I'm stuck...
[imitates whooshing]

below deck
with no windows, no air.

I'm tripping.

I want to take
a quick picture.

[camera shutter clicks]

It's kind of hard.

Can we get up?
Just go, like, quick.

Rocky's a hot mess of fun,
and I love adventure.

So, yeah, of course
I'm gonna follow her.

What do you expect?

[Rocky]
Oh, yeah. This is sick!

Emile! Emile! Come on.
Get up here.

This is all right.

- Watch out for those things.
- Yeah.

You want a photo?

- Look at it.
- Here, here, here.

Watch--Don't--
That's where you're standing.

[Rocky giggles]

- Did he "say crew on the mast"?
- Did you hear that?

- "Crew on the mast."
- Oh, my God.

Who's up there?

God damn it.

Do, like, something gangster.
Be, like...

[Kate]
I've never heard of anything

like this in yachting
happening ever,

'cause that's how stupid it is.

[laughs]

All right, you guys need
to come down off of there.

We're in trouble.
Sháá.

If the boat is rocking one foot,

on the top of the mast,
it's gonna be rocking five feet.

It'd make it very easy
to fall off the boat.

You'll probably die.
We'll never find you.

Go down, just go.
Fááá. I hate sháá like that.

[Rocky]
We're in trouble.

[Eddie]
This season on Below Deck...

I'm the king of the world!

Whoo!

Life doesn't get
any better than this.

- All right, let's do this.
- Copy that.

Here we are,
living, working, and playing

amongst the richest people
in America.

Hi, Mom!

This is like
"Bathtub Confessions."

Anybody need a refill?

[laughter]

[Rocky]
Money, money, money, money.

[Amy]
We're getting
to live in a palace,

but, um...

I'm maid.

[all]
Hi!

[Connie]
Who are they?

Cynthia Bailey is
a Real Housewife from Atlanta.

From Tapout.
Huge.


Sold.

Everybody gets an equal share
of the tips.

- 25 large.
- Yeah!

Oh.

You've got a girl
back home?

Okay, good answer.

I'm an equal-opportunity dater.

I love having
pretty girls around.

[laughing]

They're perfect for each other.
They're both batsháá crazy.

Losing my frickin'--
I'm losing it.

[shouting wildly]

Cabin fever is real,
and it makes you crazy.

[laughter]

I just want to say it
to your face.

I don't like it.
Is that okay?

Not like you say it
to other people.

[Rocky]
We're all supposed
to get along with each other.

- Mm-mm.
- You've come to save us?

I don't know
what I'm here for.

[Kate]
It's beautiful.

Chef Leon's got fáááing
bull on that.

You're spreading
these rumors.

You're saying that something
happened between us?

You're really fáááing
with me here.

I made a huge mistake, huge.

[Lee]
We screwed the pooch
so many times.

I think we should have

a fáááing litter of puppies
running around.

I'm not gonna get fáááing fired.
You will get fired first.

[grinding]

- Aah!
- Whoa!

It fáááing stops
here and now.

There's your ticket.

- Get the fááá off.
- You got your--

Get your finger out of my face.
Back off.

- Fire. That's fire.
- Where?

- It's in there.
- Oh, my God.

Rocky? Can you
unlock the door?

You're just gonna walk away?
Rocky.

- Yeah, she's jumping.
- Rocky's in the water.

It's good times there,
right, bro?

All right.

[laughing]