01x09 - The Parties

[bunniefuu]

Hey, girls, party on the 14th.

Don't worry about rsvping

'cause I know
you all are coming.

Now, it is so cool

that your parents are
letting you have this party.

I mean

the last party my
parents let me throw

my dad was in a big,
purple dinosaur suit.

Yeah, but the best part of this

is that it's not a
birthday party, girl.

It's a party for no reason.

I feel so grownup.

I'm having a party.

I'm having a party.

I'm having a...

Will you come to my soiree?

Hey, girl, party on
the 14th at my house

and I love them slingbacks.

There you go.

Oh and if you're
going in sandals

you should probably
shave your toes.

Yes, yes.

So, are you making a
dress for the big night?

I was until I found
the cutest outfit.

Let me explain it. You ready?

Mm. Bootleg pants

with graffiti print
and a matching top.

Ooh, I am going to be tftir...

The finest thing in the room.

Raven.

Nicki.

Love the jacket, Rae.

I used to have one just like it

when it was in style.

No offense.

None taken.

Oh, and Nicki

I'm loving what you're
doing with your makeup, girl.

It's covering most
of them scales.

No offense.

I heard you were having a party.

Yeah.

Everyone's invited.

Yeah, it's a grownup party.

You know

I'm often amazed at how
little we have in common.

I mean, my dad is
a pro baseball player

and yours is a... cook.

A chef.

Potato, potahto.

Either way you spin
it, your dad cooks 'em.

Anyhoo...

The point is, one minute

we have nothing in common,
and the next, we're, like...

Soul mates.

What are you talking about?

Well, if you check my web site

you'll see that I myself
am having a party

which you won't
be able to attend.

And why is that?

Because it's the
same night as yours.

Those aren't mine.

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ if you could gaze
into the future ♪

♪ future, future ♪

♪ you might think life
would be a breeze ♪

♪ life is a breeze ♪

♪ seeing trouble
from a distance ♪

♪ yeah ♪ go, Rae.

♪ But it's not that easy ♪

♪ oh, no ♪
take it to the bridge now.

♪ I try to save the situation ♪

♪ then I end up misbehaving ♪

♪ hey, now, say, now ♪

♪ about to put it
down, yeah, come on ♪

♪ and ride with the break, now ♪

♪ in that the future
looks great now ♪

♪ and everything's
gonna change now ♪

♪ let's keep it going ♪
♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's the future I can see ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's so mysterious to me... ♪

Yep, that's me.

Man, I really still
cannot believe it.

What are the odds

that you and Nicki would
have a party on the same day?

Chelsea, wake up, okay.

This wasn't an accident.

Nicki Peterson has
been out to get me

since she came to this school.

It's because I
don't kiss up to her.

Well, I don't kiss up to her.

I'm just really nice to her

'cause she has cute shoes
and a really great house.

Oh, is-is that superficial?

Yeah.

You know what?

Nicki's still mad

because I didn't want to
be one of her hairspray girls.

Those girls are fine.

sh**t.

But we hate them.

You don't have to
hate them, Eddie.

Good, 'cause I love them.

Well, if you love
them, then you can go

to Nicki's party, 'cause
I'm canceling mine.

What? Oh, Rae, come on.

Just 'cause a couple people

returned their
invitations really.

What about all your
other loyal friends?

Mm-hmm.

Okay, how about a
small, intimate gathering?

No. Girl, forget it.

You know how long it took me

to do these invitations?

Three weeks.

What are you
complaining about, Rae?

I licked all of these.

There's a bucket of
spit I'll never get back.

Party! Whoo!

You guys, I just had a vision

that everybody came to my party.

Ooh, are you serious, really?

Okay, what was I wearing?

'Cause I really can't decide.

It doesn't matter, okay?

But I do know that
this is one vision

I'm going to make
sure comes true.

Yes, that's the Raven
I know, right, Eddie?

You know, I have an opening

for a couple of
hairspray girls myself.

Oh, that's janky.

Whoa!

Monster dodgeball.

I can wipe out the
whole first grade.

It's not a dodgeball.

It's an exercise ball.

How do you exercise with that?

You blow it up.

Your mother bought it for me.

For some reason, she
thinks I'm out of shape.

Ooh.

Hey, you blew it up already.

I guess you didn't
need the pump.

There was a pump?

Oh.

So, Raven have you

canceled your party yet?

Actually, Nicki

I have no intention
of canceling my party.

Hey, here's your
invitation back, Andy.

I think you might have

accidentally stuffed
it in my locker.

Oh, yeah, but you know what.

Don't feel bad, okay?

Because a lot of people did.

What are you doing?

There's no way

that your party can
compete with my party.

Nicki, come on, girl.

It is crazy for us

to have our parties
on the same night.

You know what?

I was thinking the same thing

so, here's why you
should move yours.

It's yours.

Oh, well in the
spirit of negotiation

I'm just going to

you know, let that one just

slide right off and say this.

Move your party!

I don't think so.

Well, I know so.

You so don't know so.

I so do know so
know so so... no.

Ricky Rodriguez!

Hi, Ricky!

Hello, girls.

I don't know if
you've heard, but...

I am having a
party next Saturday

at my house, and I'd

love for you to come.

To my house which
is three doors down.

From my house,
which is three doors up

and it's also... A better house.

Well... I am having a band

and, um, henna tattoos.

I'm having a fire
breather and, uh...

Music videos on
my giant screen TV.

Bring your appetite

'cause my dad, a
professional chef

will be doing all the cooking.

Do you like crab puffs?

My dad, a professional
baseball player

is bringing the San
Francisco giants.

Do you like
autographed baseballs?

Well, my dad's bringing busboys.

Do you like clean tables?

Your dad plays for the giants?

Yeah. Second base.

I hate the giants.

We'll be at
Ravens', right, guys?

Oh!

That was not a hairspray snap.

That was a "we're leaving" snap.

You're out.

You're in.

One.

Did you feel the burn?

Oh, I felt the burn.

Please don't make
me feel it again.

It shouldn't be
hurting this much.

I wonder what
you're doing wrong.

What's wrong is I'm doing it.

Okay, let's stretch you out.

Come around.

Oh.

Oh, this sounds painful.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, I was right.

Agh.

Um, I want to watch TV.

Could you guys go get your
groove on somewhere else?

Oh.

Oh, good!

I see you finally took
that ugly Raven mask off.

Oh, that's okay, Corey.

Have your fun now

'cause next Saturday
when I'm throwing my party

you will be someone
else's problem.

You're making a mistake

not letting me come

'cause I found that
people come for the party

but they stay for the Corey.

Answer that.

You answer it. I'm busy.

Doing what?

Smelling my feet.

Trust me.

I can smell them
from over here, okay?

Now, go answer the door.

Coming.

Party!

Whoo!

Hey, where's Raven?

It's that green
thing over there.

Raven?

Hey, you all.

I mean, it's not like
I don't, you know

love you all, but what
you all doing here?

Is that the way you come

to your own party?

Yeah.

What kind of party is this?

Um, it's not any kind of party
'cause my party's next week.

Well, we all got e-mails

saying that you changed
your party to this week.

Yeah.

Who would do that?

No need to thank me.

Oh.

Raven.

You know you were right.

We shouldn't both have our
party on the same night, so

as we decided

I'm going to let you go first.

What?

We never... You
are such... Smile.

Nicki, how could
you do this to me?

You know my party is next week.

Raven, all of these
people can't be wrong.

Well, if this party's
happenin', I got to change.

One of us got to look good.

So, where are those crab puffs?

I'm starving.

Hey, and what about the band?

And henna tattoos?

Hey, I was thinking
of putting one right...

Girl, you better
pull that back up!

There is no...
Party today, okay?

It's next week.

This has been a dirty trick.

Raven, you know, I could see how

you're so confused.

Throwing a party
can be very stressful.

I guess

some people are more
partygoers than party-givers.

And I guess you are neither.

No offense.

Hey, guys she
forgot her own party.

I did not forget
my party, okay?!

Then why are you in
pajamas and a mud mask?

Well, because...

Nicki, because...

Because it's a
pajamas and mud party.

Pajamas and mud for everybody!

Mom, what are you doing?

It's called stalling.

Your father and I will
keep everybody busy

and you go change.

I have to change?

Mom... Dad's wearing spandex.

Let's get funky!

Everybody ready to party

say, "hey! Ho!"

Everybody... come back.

Where y'all going?

I don't know.

I was too busy watching
your parents do the bump.

Mom... dad... Not the bump.

Well, it was either that
or the funky chicken.

Well, then, I will, uh

I'll leave you to
have a good cry.

Corey's in the house!

Corey's in the house!

Hold back!

Whoo! This party
got bad in a hurry.

Yeah, well, mom and
dad started dancing

and everybody went home.

Oh, man, another good
party ruined by the bump.

Hey, let's get in line.

You know

this party thing
is so humiliating.

I don't know why I just
don't switch schools.

Rae, the worst is over.

Come on. He's right, Rae.

What more could she possibly do?

Yeah, I guess.

God, this line
is taking forever.

I know.

What are we waiting for anyway?

Must be something
good. Everybody's here.

Next!

Thanks.

Get your souvenir

from the worst
party of the year!

Relive the horror
again and again!

Wow, Rae, you thought
your party was bad.

Look at that girl.

That is a girl, isn't it?

That's me! It's me!

She took that picture of
me when I was at my party.

I can't beat her.

She is pure evil.

Come on.

Good always beats evil.

Aah! Wait, I totally forgot.

This is real life.

Rae, you did it.

You totally won.

You finally beat Nicki.

What? What did you see?

Shh!

Let's just say it's not over
until the bleached blonde cries.

Okay, so, tell me again
what happened to the ball.

I was sharpening
the steak knives

and one of the slipped.

Mm-hmm. So, okay, why were there



Because it wouldn't die.

Okay, see, that's why

we're buying three this time.

Fine, we're taking my car.

Forget it. We're jogging.

Honey, is that music
from Nicki's party

going to bother you?

Oh, no, mom, we'll be okay.

I'm just going to chill out
and watch some movies.

Oh! Is that Barry bonds?

Barry bonds, you the man!

Now he runs.

Okay, uh, Eddie, how's
the video hookup coming?

All right.

Just got to connect this
one cable and we're set.

Cool. Chelsea, got the bait?

Yes, I do. It's right here.

Great. Now, just
to reel in this fish.

Nicki, hi, girl.

It's ravey. Yeah,
what's crackin'?

Listen, I got the most beautiful
arrangement of flowers today.

Yes, I think they sent
it to the wrong house.

And I think it was
a secret admirer

so I'll just open the card.

Oh, oh, you're coming over?

Okay. Okay, great.

All right.

Four, three, two...

Let the games begin.

Sorry it took me
so long. Traffic.

Must be all of my party guests.

Oh, yeah, so, Nicki, yeah,
you're wearing my outfit.

Oh, you mean the one that
you returned and I got for 30% off

because it reeked
of failed party.

Yeah.

And it looks great on you.

So would a piano.

Excuse me?

I said, um, yeah

so you're having a
piano at your party?

Yes. It'll be
filled with shrimp.

Now, uh, my flowers, please,
because my guests are waiting.

Hey, guys.

Check out my new leaf blower.

What are you doing?

They say not to
use this thing indoors

but I don't know why!

Turn it off!

Turn it up?! Okay!

Turn it off!

Look at what you did to my hair!

Well, on the plus side,
it's totally leaf-free.

Aah! That darn Eddie.

You know what, we'll get that

fixed for you, Nicki.

Chelsea! Hairspray.

Wait. Wait a second.

No, wait, wait.

What are you doing?

You're getting me all sticky!

That darn Chelsea.

Golly gee, I'm hopeless.

Pillow... Fight...!

What are you doing?

That darn Corey.

Me? She broke my pillow.

Look at me.

I cannot walk out
of here like this!

Maybe you can fly.

Come on.

Listen, go out
through the Kitchen

and cut through the backyard.

No one will see. Come on.

Girl, I hope you're not upset.

Sprinkler?

I don't mind if I do.

Man... That's cool.

Shh, shh...

I am soaking wet.

Those darn sprinklers.

Towel, anyone?

Give me that!

Ooh... What is all over my face?

Girl, it's pistachio pudding.

Eddie?

Wait!

What are you doing?

Making some kind
of freaky home video?

I rigged the camera to the
big screen TV at your party.

No, then everyone's
going to see me like this.

That's right.

Smile for your guests, honey.

Come on, you guys.

Please, no.

Everyone's going
to see me like this.

Please.

Go on, Rae.

Put the camera on.

Rae, you did it.

You totally won.

You finally beat Nicki.

You know... I knew you
were going to say that

but I didn't know
I'd feel this bad.

What?

Rae, what are you talking about?

Yeah, come on, Rae.

Revenge is sweet.

I mean, she embarrassed
you, you embarrass her.

She had it coming.

Yeah, but guys,
if I win this way

then I'm just like her and
that's worse than losing.

Nicki, come on, let's
go get you cleaned up.

Hello, ladies.

This is Corey Baxter speaking.

The real party is
three doors down.

I'll be waiting.

Thanks, Raven

for letting me
borrow your dress.

You know, Raven actually
made that dress herself.

You know, you can bring it back

after the party. It's cool.

I'm not going to
wear this to my party.

It's just going to get me across
the street until I can change.

Bye-bye.

Hate her. Hate her.

Rae, you so should
have got her back

when you had the chance.

I believe these are mine.

Mmm.

Ciao.

Rae, Rae, Rae.

You forgot to tell her

that we loaded those
flowers with poison Ivy.

That darn Raven.