02x13 - Radio Heads

[bunniefuu]

Good-g-g-good morning, Bayside.

I'm DJ Eddie T,

and that was a little old school

going out to the whole school.

Filling in for Charlie,

my engineer who's
sick with the flu,

is Chelsea Daniels.

Hit my jingle, Chels.

Oh, I got something.

♪ DJ Eddie T ♪

♪ At Bayside ♪

Oh, we have a caller.

Hey, Mr. DJ!

I just love the way

you put this whole
school radio thing together.

Appreciate the love,
anonymous caller,

but, uh, what
can I play for you?

You know my jam.

You got it.

Oh, right after this track,

I'm going to be talking to our

new foreign-exchange student,

Vladimir stuvelsky.

Yeah. That's right.

Vlad's going to
lead the barracudas

to our first winning

basketball season,
since well, uh... ever.

Y'all better watch out.

Mercy, mercy, mercy.

I'm okay, everybody, I'm okay.

Ooh, my bad, vlad.

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ if you could gaze
into the future ♪

♪ future, future ♪

♪ you might think life
would be a breeze ♪

♪ life is a breeze ♪

♪ seeing trouble
from a distance ♪

♪ yeah ♪ go, Rae.

♪ But it's not that easy ♪

♪ oh, no ♪
take it to the bridge now.

♪ I try to save the situation,
then I end up misbehaving ♪

♪ hey, now, say, now,
'bout to break down ♪

♪ yeah, come on and
ride with the Rae, hey ♪

♪ and if the future
looks gray now ♪

♪ then everything's
gonna change now ♪

♪ all right, keep it going ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's the future I can see ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's so mysterious to me... ♪

♪ That's so Raven ♪

♪ it's so mysterious
to me, yeah ♪

yep, that's me.

This is for you, vlad.

A little taste of
the old country

while you wait
for the ambulance.

Hey, hey, people.

Calm it down.

Dancing accidents
happen every day.

Eduardo,

as faculty advisor
to the radio station,

I am advising you
to get a new guest.

Okay, senorita
Rodriguez, uh, well,

how about someone
loaded with personality,

who's standing right
here in this room?

Oh, Eduardo, please
you're making me blush.

I'll be right back
with my castanets.

Uh, no.

Actually, I was talking
about Raven. Raven?

Oh... Come on, Eddie.

Raven can't play
the castanets, okay?

Well, whatever she
plays, it better be good.

Okay, here we go, here we go!

Five, four...

Okay, I'm back with
my special guest,

Raven Baxter.

Yeah, hey.

Um, first of all... Wait, wait.

First of all, I'd
like to apologize

to the student body, I'm sorry.

And the basketball
team... I'm sorry.

All the citizens of yazblokia.

Yeah, it's going to be a
tough season this year.

I mean, we were really
counting on vlad to save the team.

Hey, you know, I don't really
know that much about basketball,

but I do know a little
something-something about style.

Have you seen the uniforms?

Of course, I mean, I wear one.

Right.

Yeah, they're green and yellow.

That looks great. In a hankie.

So, uh, Rae, what
you're saying is, if we had

better looking uniforms,
then we'd win more games?

Oh, no, no, no.

You'd still stink.

You'd just stink... In style.

I'm sorry.

I don't really know
what I'm doing.

Whew, good, a commercial.

I'm going to go get us
some more popcorn.

What was that?

Ah, it's just my back.

These old bones don't
work like they used to.

Hey, partner.

Feeling old and washed up?

Wasting your life
away on the couch

with a bowl of popcorn?

Maybe it's because you're bald.

With one of our

"getting wiggy with
it" natural hair pieces,

you can be enjoying
the life you used to have.

Playing sports.

Whoa!

sh**ting the curl.

Or just plain, rocking out.

What are you waiting for?

Call now and get
wiggy with it today!

Yeah, life is good.

Again.

Eddie, hey.

Everybody loved
your show yesterday.

Oh, I know, Chels.
It feels so good.

All that hard work is
finally starting to pay off.

I mean, not to toot
my own horn, but, uh,

♪ toot, toot, toot. ♪

I'm-a keep on tooting.

♪ Toot, toot, toot! ♪

What y'all tooting about?

Oh, not much, just talking
about my show yesterday.

Thanks a lot for helping me out.

Oh, no problem.

Oh, Eddie and Raven, just
the people I wanted to see.

Now, I just wanted
to tell you kids

how much I enjoyed
your radio show yesterday.

Oh, thanks, but it's Eddie's
show, I was just a guest.

Oh, not anymore.

You two had what I like
to call, "the chemistry."

You are now partners.

♪ The Eddie ♪

♪ and Raven show. ♪

Wait, you mean you want
me and Rae to team up?

I didn't sing the
jingle for kicks.

You have a problem with this?

Uh, no, no, senorita
Rodriguez. It's cool.

Good.

♪ The Eddie and Raven ♪

♪ Eddie and Raven,
Eddie and Raven show ♪

♪ the Eddie and Raven,
Eddie and Raven ♪

♪ Eddie and Raven show... ♪

Oh, Eddie, this
is going to so cool.

We're going to be partners.

Yeah, it's going to be so great.

Now we can all be
together, you know?

In that stuffy, cramped,

overheated little box of a room.

It's going to be so much fun!

♪ The Eddie and Raven ♪

♪ Eddie and Raven ♪

♪ Eddie and Raven show! ♪

Yeah... so much fun.

♪ The Eddie and
Raven, Eddie and Raven,

Eddie and Raven show. ♪

Excuse me, old timer,

I'm looking for Victor Baxter.

Uh... I am Victor Baxter.

According to my records,

Victor Baxter is a
much younger man.

I am a much younger man.

Who are you?

I'm Cyrus from getting
wiggy with it hair replacement.

I got here as soon as I could.

You got here for what?

Cyrus!

You must be Corey.

Getting wiggy with it!

You know him?

I called him.

For what?

Because, every young boy wants

a hip, hairy-headed dad.

Oh, come on, Cyrus,

just because you put a wig

on somebody doesn't
make them... Bam!

A new man.

Dad, you look so young.

Really?

Now would you be
buying or renting?

Um... Let me see
you get wiggy with it.

Time to cool this hot box down.

Rae, what are you doing?

Hey, there partner.

Look what I got.

It's a fan.

The custodian gave it to me.

He said that he used to cool off

the whole entire gym
before we got air conditioning.

That's not going to work, Rae.

I bet it does.

Rae, it is not going to work.

Don't you turn on that fan!

Oh!

Okay, okay, I'm sorry.

Turn it off!

Turn it off! It's too noisy.

And it blows everything around.

Oh, yeah, I see
what you're saying.

I'm, yeah... I didn't
think about that.

Hey, team.

You guys ready
for some radio fun?

Oh, yeah, Chels.

You know I'm ready.

I got a million
great ideas. Cool.

Like the fan?

Okay, I had a million great ones

and then one not so great one.

I'm sorry about that,

but check this out.

It's like those
wacky radio contests.

Oh. Guess how many

ping-pong balls are in the jar.

Uh... 237.

Chels?

Yeah?

How'd you know that?

Isn't it obvious?

Look, my show
was doing just fine

without all of these gimmicks.

Now, I got to my locker
and get some cds.

I'll be right back.

Hurry back there, partner.

We're on in two minutes.

I know when we're on.

Whoa. Whoa.

Is it me, Chels,

or am I detecting a
little attitudinal problem?

Well, Rae, you kind of were

coming on pretty
strong, you know?

This show is like Eddie's baby.

I have never had
a baby or anything,

but I hear people get,
like, really attached to them.

Chels, you're right.

This is Eddie's
baby. He loves it.

I don't want Eddie

to think that I'm taking over.

I'm just going to sit back

and let him do his thing.

All right, people,
it's show time.

All right, all right.

Come on, let's make
some radio magic.

Five, four...

Good-g-g-good morning, Bayside!

We coming at you to lift
that homeroom gloom, y'all.

I'm DJ Eddie T.

And I'm Rae.

Hey.

So, uh, Rae, why
don't you tell the people

about your great ideas.

Nah.

Well, uh, what about
the ping-pong balls?

Eh...

Uh, Rae, I could use

a little bit more then a "eh."

Mm-eh-uh-huh...

I don't get it, Rae.

I mean, you said you
had all these great ideas

and now suddenly you have

nothing to say.

I mean, you never
have nothing to say.

Well, Eddie, this is your show.

I just want you to sit
back and do your thing.

Well, it's not my thing anymore,

it's our thing.

And you're messing it up, Rae.

Why would I do that?

I don't know.

Maybe you're trying
to make me look bad.

Maybe you want the show
for yourself or something?

Whoa, whoa,
maybe you're tripping.

Oh, so I'm tripping?

Look, I'm not going
to stick around

and watch you
make a fool out of me

on my own show. I'm out of here.

Eddie.

Chels, what did he say?

Um, well...

It's really, it's not so
much what he said, as, um,

as how loud he was
actually screaming it.

I can't believe
Eddie's still mad at me.

Well, Rae, you know, it's Eddie.

He's going to get over it.

Oh, wow.

High school, 75 years.

This school still
smell the same.

Chelsea!

Baby, hi.

What took you so long?

Oh, I'm sorry, Rae.

You know, my molecules

don't really work as
fast as they used to.

Word.

Oh... Hey, Eddie.

How you been?

Give me a hug.

How have I been?

I've been mad.

Eddie, it's been 75 years

since the radio
thing, darling, let it go.

Never.

I just came here to tell you

that I ain't going to
never forgive you.

Eat my dust.

Chels, I just saw the future.

Okay, Rae, sweetie,

you always see the future.

Chels, it was way,
way into the future.

Girl, we were at

our 75th school reunion.

We went to 75 schools?

Chels, no, it was our school.

Oh.

And Eddie was still mad at me.

I can't let that happen.

Hey, I bet you can't
wait to hang out

with your new,
young, hip dad, huh?

I'm just happy you're happy.

Then you're going
to get even happier.

Check out the funky fresh outfit

I got for you.

Dad... Mm-hmm.

And... Lad!

Mm-hmm.

Matching clothes.

So, go ahead,

try them on and then
we'll head down to the mall.

Where people can see us?

For shizzle.

Hey... Where you going

with daddy's hair?

I was just, uh...

Taking it out for some air?

Corey, grab the
wig and come here.

What's going on?

Daddy's hair is creeping me out.

I thought you said you
wanted a younger, hipper dad.

And I thought you
missed your hair.

I have no problems being bald.

Then what the heck are we doing?

I guess we're just trying
to help each other out.

Dad... These outfits
don't help anyone.

Yeah, I guess not.

I just want my old dad back.

You got him.

Eddie, I got to talk to you.

Nobody's stopping you, Rae.

Oh, Eddie, you might not
know this about yourself,

but you're the type of
person who can hold a grudge.

I'm talking 75 years.

Look, I don't hold grudges, Rae.

And I'm never going
to forget you said that.

Eddie, wait.

Eddie! Oh.

Eddie, I want you to
come back to the show!

Listen, I had a vision and...

Wait, let me guess.

You saw yourself on the
radio falling flat on your face?

You know what, I take that back.

I don't need you.

I can do the show by myself,
and it'll be a great show.

The best show this
school ever saw.

It's radio.

Ever heard.

Hey, hey, hey.

It's DJ Rae on the
miz-ic on kuda,

♪ kuda radio... ♪

Yeah.

How was that Chels?

Perfect.

Ha, very professional.

If only we were on the air.

Why weren't we on the air?

I don't really know how
to turn on your miz-ic.

What?

Yeah, that was Eddie's job.

Well, play some
music or something.

Um, again, Eddie's job.

Chels, what was your job?

Uh, um, to do
what Eddie Told me.

Are you serious?

Just great.

How am I

supposed to run
this stupid radio

show when I don't know
the first stupid thing about...

We're on the air.

Okay... Let's get
you some music.

I got stacks of
tracks coming at ya,

bay... side!

Uh, Rae, the machine.

Um, oh, oh! Bayside!

Rae, my hand is stuck.

What? How am I supposed
to get you out of there?

I don't know, that
was Eddie's job.

Eddie, there you are.

How can you enjoy your lunch

when your show is
going down the tubes?

It's not my show anymore.

I'm done with it.

Really?

Are you done with that churro?

One... two... Three!

Chelsea, get...!

Bayside! Bayside, okay.

Bayside, Bayside, how
many ping-pong balls

just hit the counter?

Tell us now, call us.

Operators are standing by.

Our number is...

Is it me, or is it hot in here?

Chels, no!

Turn off the fan!

I can't!

Rae, what are you doing!

Chels, get in the front,

we'll push you around.

Okay, come on, let's go.

Okay, okay, wait.

Okay, one... Two...

Three! Come on!

Chels, pull the plug.

Get it Chels, get it!

Bayside! Bayside!

Bay-Bayside...

Bayside, this is DJ Rae

and, uh, oh, as you
can probably tell,

I'm not really a
radio person, so, uh,

I'd like to turn it
over to DJ Eddie T.

You don't have to
do all of this for me.

No, Eddie.

You know, this is your
show, you made it what it was.

Yeah, and I couldn't admit

that having you on my
show made it even better.

Not having you on
it made it a disaster.

Look, the bottom line is,
my pride was hurt, Rae,

and I acted like a jerk.

So if you want to stay on
the show and do it with me,

it's totally cool.

Nah.

But if you ever need
a guest or a friend,

I'm there for you.

Thanks, Rae.

Ah... Hit my jingle, Chels.

Eddie... Would you?

Trisha, how could you?

What do you mean, Frederick?

Man, this is boring.

The game is on. Hey, Eddie.

Eddie, no, uh-uh. No.

You are not turning
off my soap, okay?

Not until I find out if
Trisha's baby is an alien.

Here's a clue, Rae...
The kid's got green skin.

That doesn't mean anything.

You guys! Please, stop, okay?

You know what can happen

when you two start fighting.

Eddie!

Hey, Eddie.

Raven, Chelsea,
how long has it been?

Around ten minutes.

We left the teleport
at the same time.

Oh, I know.

It was just an excuse to
hug on my two best friends.

Oh... Oh... Whoa! Whoa!

Guys, just checked
out the future.

We're going to
be friends forever.

Aw. Good, then
give me the remote.

Uh-uh, no!

You cannot have the remote.

I can have anything I want to.

You cannot in my house.

Let me tell you something.

The kid's got green skin.