01x16 - Night of the Living Virus

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♪ Lab rats ♪

Yes! Totally gonna make it
to the final level!

[ Video game noises ]
[ Sighs ]

I just wasted three hours of
my life getting to that level.

I'm never playing
mental chaos again.

Me neither.
Me neither.

All: Again!

Leo, will you stop
playing that game?

It is nothing
but a huge time-waster

that is going
to rot your brain.

Ooh, mental chaos!
I got next!

Donald! I was just telling Leo
that he's playing too much.

Huh, you're telling me.
He almost b*at my high score.

I'm just saying,
this game is affecting him.

Last week
he tried to pause me.

Twice!

[ Both laugh ]

That'd really come in handy.

If it wasn't so wrong.

Okay. Leo, what else
are you interested in?

Well, I keep telling you I'd love
to work with you in the lab.

Yeah, and I keep telling you

I don't wanna die
in a fiery expl*si*n.

Donald, this is perfect!

Leo wants to be like you,
and you love you.

But the lab is where
I go to investigate

the complex mystery
that is me.

Well, now you can investigate
the complex mystery that is Leo.

I'm deep, baby.

But he's gonna
touch all my stuff!

Fine! You can be my...

Lab assistant.

I prefer scientific liaison.

Yeah, how about vice president of
stop talking before you blow it?

Hey, I thought
I told you guys to get lost.

The coolest girls in school
are coming for a sleepover,

and I don't want this place
smelling like feet and pickles.

[ Sniffs ] Well, not me.
I'm armpits and onions.

Hey, why does she
get to have a party?

Because she needs
to socialize more with girls

so she'll stop challenging random
strangers to loogie contests.

Aw, but she's the champ!

She has had some
epic hang times.

You gotta work up a green one.
They're meatier.

That's my little Princess.

So, I have watched every
slumber party movie ever made.

We're gonna have
a pillow fight,

we're gonna put
cucumbers on our eyes,

and then we're gonna
shake Francesca's legs.

Her knees have eyebrows.

I know her.

Every time she sits,
she looks surprised.

I can't believe she doesn't
want us at her party.

I so wanted to shave my initials
into Francesca's leg hair!

We'll be at that party...

'Cause you and I are gonna do
what all the boys

in every single one of Bree's
stupid slumber party movies do...

Prank the girls!

We are totally gonna
sabotage that party!

Whoo!

[ Sighs ] Yeah, I don't
really know what sabotage is,

but if it means I'm getting wet,
dirty, or stuck to something, I'm in.

Narrator: The world's
first bionic superhumans.

They're stronger than us,

faster, smarter...

The next generation
of the human race is...

Living in my basement?

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All: Aaaahhh!

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What's that?
[ Zaps ]

It's a modulator.

[ Zapping ]

What's it do?

It modulates.

Why?

Leo, even your breathing
is distracting.

You're like
a tiny Darth Vader.

Do me a favor. Just put away
those components, okay?

And just keep in mind,
they're very, very...

Fragile.

This is taking forever.

When do we get to mix stuff with
other stuff and blow stuff up?!

Leo, science is not
about blowing stuff up!

It's about focus
and getting in the zone.

Here, let me show you, okay?

[ Breathing deeply ]

And we're in.

[ Zaps ]

See? Now they're connected.

Now can you please go get me
that compressed air canister?

You got it.

Got a little kick to it.

Well, you're just lucky

you didn't break
my new laser deflector.

Laser deflector? That's got
my name written all over it!

If your name is
"hands off my stuff."

You know what? Come here.

I have an incredibly
complicated task

I need you to supervise.

Well, I am a multitasking go-getter
with a knack for professionalism.

Super, that will
really come in handy

when you're watching this
download for the next...

[ Clicks tongue ]
Five hours.

Five hours?

That's cutting
into my cartoon time.

Well, you know,

if you don't wanna be
my lab assistant anymore...

Oh, no, no! Hooray!

Look at the little
hourglass spin!

I do love learning the science.

Donald: I'm watching you.

♪ Lab rats ♪

[ Doorbell rings ]

Oh, my gosh! They're here!

I hate my outfit!

[ Whooshing ]

Worse!

[ Whooshing ]

[ Exhales deeply ]
Better.

Yeah, I'm never
gonna get used to that.

Hi, I'm so...
Sick house.

Totally huge,
insane views,

and it looks down
at all the renters.

Okay, girls,
you can come in.

Hi! Thanks for coming!

Wow.
Hi.

We were gonna go to Caitlin's, but her
house is a dump compared to this.

I'm getting a pool.

In ground or above?

Above.

Oh, nice,
an outdoor bathtub.

We might as well
just go to the city pool.

Pillow fight!

Did you just hit me
with that pillow?!

Yeah, and you just
totally ate that couch!

Okay, if you're
gonna get all weird,

we need
to pull the drapes.

Well, if we're not gonna have a
pillow fight, what are we gonna do?

Duh. We're gonna take pictures
of ourselves having fun

and send them to the girls
we didn't invite.

Hello, ladies.

May I offer you a healthy
and delicious snack?

Yes. Care for
a horse "da-ver-ver"?

Ugh. I don't feel so good.

[ All scream ]

It's alive!
It's coming out of his chest!

Ada, we've been over this.

It's a prank!
I don't really have three arms!

I know, but it looks so real!

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[ Groans ]
Eddy, you have no idea

how boring it is
to watch this download.

Right, 'cause I know nothing about being
trapped somewhere watching boring things.

That's it. I'm gonna take down this
firewall and speed this baby up.

Ha!

I just cut the download time
to nothing.

I'm a five-foot
prince of perfection.

[ Alarm sounds ]

Viral corruption in 20 seconds.

Viral corruption?!

What?! No! No!

No viral corruption! Mm-mm!

What did you do?! I feel sick!

Ones and zeroes
are flying out of both ends!

Eddy!

[ Sighs ] I thought
I downloaded a virus.

I'm your new friend Teddy.

Spoiler alert...
I'm not your friend.

What is going on?

And why is eddy on fire?

Never mind him.
You look great!

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Hey there, fellas.
Whatcha doing?

Uh, well, we're not gonna throw this flour
on the girls and take their picture.

[ Chuckles ]
Yeah, we're not doing that.

[ Laughs ]

What's going on here?

Stephanie's deciding
which of my clothes

are cute enough
for her to wear.

Cute.

Boring.

Soccer mom.

Yard sale.

Ugh. Who d*ed and gave you this?

I don't think
it's a good idea

for you to give her
all your clothes.

She's just borrowing them.

No, she's not.

[ Whispering ]
Okay, be really quiet.

Now, the best prank is always
the one that you don't expect.

Got it!

[ Camera shutter clicks ]

Why would you do this to me?!

'Cause you didn't expect it!

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I can't believe you let
a virus into my mainframe!

And you got fudge
all over my keyboard!

Oh, wait! There's an override
switch in chase's capsule

that'll reset the system!

Oh, sh**t! I forgot the key.
Leo, can you hand me that...

Sorry, I don't have
an open-door policy.

Have fun in there, Donnie!

Great. Well,
this can't get any worse.

Oh, yes, it can!

'Cause I'm gonna
bury you alive!

Leo!

What?! Don't look at me!

You're the one who forced me
to be your lab assistant!

[ Screams ]

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I gotta get you out of there!

I know! I'll break the glass!

[ Screams ]

It's not glass.

It's a highly flexible
industrial-grade polymer

designed to withstand
a m*ssile hit.

Oh.

You got a m*ssile?

Not on me!

Maybe you can kick
your little legs

and Jimmy your way
up the chute.

Get me out! Get me out!
Get me out!

I'm sorry! I'm just trying
to think outside the box!

On ways to get you
outside the box.

Leo, just go upstairs
and make sure everything is okay

before the virus takes over
the rest of the house!

Okay. I'm gonna go upstairs and tell mom
to get everyone in the slumber party out.

Oh, slumber party!

Time to go torment the tweens!

Brb! Ttyl!

Leo, buddy...

Next time try not
to mention our secret plan

in front of
the giant flaming skull!

♪♪

Let's play a board game.

That would be appropriate
'cause I'm bored.

I have a better idea.

Let's rate each other
on a scale of one to ten.

I'm a ten. Who's next?

Okay, I think we've damaged
enough self-esteem for one night.

Why don't we tell
a scary story?

If you wanna hear
a scary story,

ask Caitlin
about her sweet 16.

You weren't even there.

I sent my people.

Sit.

Many years ago,
in this very spot,

a group of pioneer girls,
with one very mean one...

Were being chased by a demon,

and when he finally caught them
by their long, blonde hair...

He ground their bones into dust!

And made clothes
out of their livers!

[ Creaking ]

What was that?!

[ Sighs ] That was the sound
of my stupid brothers

trying to ruin my life.

Wasn't us.

We were busy unloading our ant
farm into your sleeping bags.

[ Laughs ]

I thought it was funny.

[ Gasps ]
It's worse than I thought!

They didn't pay
their electric bill!

It's the liver demon!
Hide your livers!

[ All scream ]

Wait, is this one
of the pranks we planned?

No!

Hold me!

[ All scream ]

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You know, if you eat a whole
lot of those really fast,

you might
live a little longer.

Don't tell me...

Actually, that might work.

Mmm.

It's so good, my stomach is pushing it
back up so I can enjoy it all over again.

I'm so sorry
about all this, big d.

Well, you should be.

I gave you your sh*t
and you blew it,

and now this virus is gonna
wipe us out one by one.

Okay, I think
you're overreacting.

Now you can overreact.

[ Screams ]

[ Laughs ]

[ Screams ]

Enough!

Guys, I'm scared!
Let's get out of here!

No one cares
if you're scared.

I'm scared.
That's why we're leaving.

Wait! Don't go!

Who's up for a loogie contest?

Ugh.

[ Laughs ]
You're not going anywhere!

This slumber party's
just begun!

Can I get
a what, what?

[ All scream ]

[ All scream ]

[ Laughs ]
There's no time to sleep

when you're living
in a nightmare!

[ All scream ]

Bree, what is going on?!

Something must be wrong
with our smart-home system.

That,
or we built our house

on the graves
of the dead pioneer girls.

Either way,
let's not let it ruin our fun!

Anybody hungry?
Who wants a sandwich?!

[ Muffled scream ]

[ All scream ]

Boys, go get Leo and Donald
and find out what's going on!

Are you kidding?!

In a horror movie,
the first person

to leave the group
always gets k*lled.

After you, Adam.

Oh, thank you.
That's so nice.

[ All scream ]

[ Laughs ]
How about a little a.C.?

[ Blowing ]

[ All scream ]

Oh, do something!

I only came here because
you have a cool house!

But now you're
making me look bad!

You just came over
because of my house?!

Well, duh!

Well, you should take a tour.
It'll blow you away!

[ Screams ]

[ Crash ]

♪♪

You guys aren't
gonna believe this!

I think there's something
wrong with the house!

All: No.

How are the girls?

They're fine.

Really? Even the one
with no neck?

Never mind that.
Eddy has a virus.

And you need
to go fix it.

And we're kind of in a hurry.

[ Beeping ]
Oh, no!

I don't know how
to get rid of it!

But I know how
to get rid of you!

I'll use Davenport's
secret laser security system!

You have to stop
inventing things, man!

Adam, chase, you're bionic.

The lasers will only stun you.

Well, what about me?

Oh, they'll cut you in half.

We're never gonna be able to b*at
this thing. It's a computer!

Wait a minute! It's just like
our video game mental chaos!

If we can dodge his lasers
and find his main power source,

we can take this thing out!

But if it's sh**ting lasers at
us, how are we gonna fight back?

I have lasers in my eyes!

And I have
a laser deflector!

Wait, I'm not
supposed to use this.

Yes, you can use it!

But I specifically remember you telling
me I'm not supposed to touch it.

Use it!

Everyone prepare
to be destroyed!

In three, two, one!

Okay, guys,
we've got this.

I'll be the decoy.

You go left.
I'll go right.

Hey, flame face, over here!

♪♪

Go ahead! Take your best sh*t!

Go!

Catch me if you can!

Dude, we did it!

Surprise!

Leo! It's up to you!

Aim for the USB port!

It's the only way
into the motherboard!

I don't think I can do it!
It's too tiny!

Remember what I told you!

Lock in and focus!
Get in the zone!

And we're in.

Any final requests, little man?

Yeah, get out of my house!

[ Screams ]

[ Screams ]

Ow!

Well, there goes my plans
for the weekend!

I did it!

I k*lled it!

And when I k*lled it,
I was k*lling it!

You know, if I didn't
have piles of pellets

in my man folds right now,

I'd almost be impressed.

Does that mean
I'm still your lab assistant?

Uh, well,
let's do the math.

Um, how about "forget it"
plus "are you crazy?"

Divided by
"you're out of your mind"

multiplied by
"you almost k*lled me."

Equals "maybe" to me.

Great.
Now if you'll excuse me,

those pellets
were relatively high in fiber.

Uh, guys?

[ Door shuts ]

Guys!

Hey, a little help here, please!

Leo!

Chase smells!

♪♪

Thanks for coming.
Sorry my house is haunted.

S'more for the road?

Just so you know,
we're never coming back.

Oh, that's a shame...

Because you, young lady,
are a delight.

This was fun.

And if you were serious
about that loogie contest,

I can hock a mean one!

Awesome!
I bet if we hurry,

we can still hit
Stephanie's car!

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