16x03 - Week 3

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16x03 - Week 3

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Previously on
"The Bachelorette"...


I know how I feel,
and I'm not afraid.

When Dale stepped
out of the limo,


there was a connection with him.

But I'm so excited
at the quality of men.

I know that my husband
is in this group of guys.


What I wanted to say is,

you're crazy
to think that's okay.

You make ten guys strip down
butt naked and play dodgeball.

You wouldn't have stripped?
Hell no.

Not in a million years.

It just seemed classless.

She hasn't been living up
to who I thought Clare was


going into this.

I'm going to call her out.

And tonight...

What's one thing
y'all don't know about Dale?

Nothing, because he doesn't
shut the [bleep] up.

[laughter]

I was like, "Dang,

they're taking
a lot of digs at Dale."


Hate on. You can't hate on love.

Why are you so perfect?

You're perfect.

When I get quality time
with her,


like, it's a wrap.

People alluded
to prior to arriving here,

maybe they had been in contact
on social media.

Oh, damn.

The fact that he thinks
he's better than all of us?


He's not better than all of us.
[bleep] you.

It's almost like
they're already dating.

I'm pissed off right now.

If you want Dale
and that's what's up,

how 'bout the rest of us
walk out?


Everything was, like, great,
and then it just went--

[mimics expl*si*n]

I expected way more
from the oldest Bachelorette.

Are you serious?
That ain't right.

[sobbing]

I don't know how to go on.

A lot of guys are tripped up
by the shock of it.

I'm the oldest Bachelorette,

this 39 that's standing here
that's single,


because I didn't settle
for men like that.

It's all coming up tonight
on "The Bachelorette."


When she walked in that room
tonight, I was--

Oh, she looks gorgeous.
You know, she looks good.

Yes, bro. Like...

One of the sexiest qualities
about her,

she says what she means...
Yeah.

And means what she says.

Which I personally appreciate.

Like, when she checked us
the other night,

I was like... Yeah.

Do it again.
I appreciate it too.

It's like guys, in their mind,
are like,

"Damn, like, I gotta start,
like, going."

It's not, like, cruise control

to the Rose Ceremony.

Yeah.

So many people still here,
so...

Have any of you guys
talked to her tonight?

I haven't yet.
I haven't yet.

Definitely want to spend time
with her

and continue to build
that relationship.

Tonight's another
cocktail party


along with
another Rose Ceremony.


There's definitely
a sense of anxiety,


because everybody
wants to talk to Clare


and establish
a much stronger connection.


I don't wanna go home.

I wanna spend as much time
with Clare as I possibly can.

You have to show
something that she likes,

and if you don't get
an opportunity

to even talk to her...

Right, right, right.

How in the hell
do you get that done?

You know? Yeah. Yeah.

So it's just like, I'm--

it's interesting to see people
chomping at the bit.

I'm not sure, you know,
what tonight entails.

I mean, it's been
kind of a roller coaster week.

I came into this
excited about this, like, idea


that Clare is
the oldest Bachelorette

that's ever, you know,
that there's ever been.

She's supposed to be
the most mature.

But on our group date,
there was a red flag,


and again during last night's
group date,


with the naked dodgeball.

Was everybody okay
with the dodgeball?

Overall, yes, we were. Yeah?

We all put it behind us.
Okay, good, good, good.

A loss is a loss. [laughs]

We were talking about
how this would be something

we wanna tell our kids one day.

That's just raunchy humor,

and it's just
completely unacceptable

and completely classless.

You were thinking about
bringing it up tonight.

Yeah, yeah.
Speak on it, speak on it.

Yeah. You know, I don't know.

Like, that type of situation,
being a father...

you know,
if I were on that date,

hands down, I would've said no,
I'm not gonna do this.

I'm not gonna participate
in that.

The whole date,
the whole activity--

completely classless.

Distasteful.

I don't know. It's just like...

It's definitely, like,
showing me

some traits of her character,

as well as, you know,
what kind of...

you know, her maturity level.

I'm sorry, that's just--

that's just not something
that I myself would ever do.

We all have our line that,
you know, can't be crossed.

And I'm sorry,
that would be my--

that's my personal boundary.
So let's recircle here.

You're thinking
about bringing it up?

Based on what you--
[all talking at once]

Hold on, Bennett.
Based on what you know of me--

based on what you know of me,
what have I always done?

Yeah, you speak your mind.
Of course.

Exactly.
So, I mean, I think it's a--

It depends
how your conversation goes.

What I'm saying,
you're speaking your mind--

I mean, you're speaking
your mind now.

It's different when you get
to, you know, somebody else.

You gonna speak your mind
to Clare?

That's what I wanna know.
Riley, I promise you,

I'll, uh...

I'll definitely make sure that--

as I'm speaking
to everyone in here,

I'll be speaking to Clare.

That's just how I am.

I've lived in this whole thing

where you're timid
and you bottle stuff up.

I've done it before.
I've been there.

But it seems like you overlook

how important
the respect aspect is.

It's just like, man, listen,
you gotta...

you gotta calm down
a little bit.

I don't care
what these guys say.


I really don't.

I'm not gonna back down
from anyone,

including the Bachelorette.

You have to speak up
and stick to your g*ns.


I hope he's not trying to,
like, just make it seem like


she's the most evil person
in the world

for just wanting
to have some fun last night,

'cause that's
what he's kind of trying

to make it seem like
at the house, so...

I'm looking forward
to telling Clare


exactly how I feel

and wash my hands

of this atrocity.

Hey, guys. Hi.

Jordan... What's going on?

You mind if I have a moment
with Clare really quick?

Go for it, dawg.

I heard that Yosef was upset

by a couple of things
that Clare did

and that he was gonna, I guess,
address those issues.

Yeah.

I just hope he does it
the right way.


Don't make it an issue.

I just hope. I don't know.

I don't know.

[exhales]
I told you from the beginning

I'm gonna be open, honest, and--

Yeah. You know.

Only thing that I ask is really
that you just hear me out and--

Yeah. Of course.

You know, you just--
you give me a chance to say

all that I have to say.
Absolutely.

I mean, I feel like you got
a lot to say, so...

Yeah, so... I'm here.

Again, I said--
there's been a couple red flags

that just kinda came out to me,

and, you know,
the first thing that happened

was really in our group date.

I thought the date was going
absolutely amazing,

and, you know, we fast-forward
into the evening

and you basically said that,
you know,

like, "You guys are here
for me," okay?

And you're 100% correct.
We are here for you.

But, like, you're here
for us too.

Yeah. Absolutely.
Like, it's two-sided.

And I've sacrificed a lot
to be here.

I'm missing out on time
with my daughter.

Yeah.

And every second I'm here,

that's one second I've taken
away from being with my child.

Honestly, I get it.
My mom is dying.

Yeah. Let me--
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Go ahead. Go ahead.
Let me continue.

I'm sorry. Let me continue.

I totally understand.
Thank you. Thank you.

I found it really disrespectful.

I really did.

And it's been bugging me
for the past three days.

Like, it's been
really eating me up,

and I hate that
this is the first time

I've gotten to talk to you
about it.

Yeah.

The second thing is...

[scoffs]

I was absolutely appalled

at the group date
that occurred yesterday.

There was naked guys,
you know, doing--

or playing dodgeball together.

It's so humiliating
and degrading,

and I don't see
how that really translates

into finding a husband.

Like, who's willing
to strip down butt naked

and play dodgeball?

It seems very silly
and very immature.

Mm-hmm.

And I feel like
a lot of these guys,

they're appeasing you.

If I had been on that date,

I sure as hell wouldn't
have crossed that line.

Not in a million years

would I be caught dead
doing that.

Mm-hmm. All right?

Like, if my daughter saw me
doing that,

if my family saw me doing that,

like, think of the thought
that they would have.

Think of the example
that would be setting.

That's why
you were not on that date.

Well, I'm glad I wasn't.

Yeah.
I'm seriously glad I wasn't.

I was so appalled.

A completely classless display.
Mm-hmm.

I expected a lot more
from the oldest Bachelorette

that's ever been.

And I can't believe--

I can't believe
that that actually occurred.

That's not the type of example
I wanna set for my daughter.

You're not setting the right
example for my daughter.

Like, I feel like I even
have to explain now--

like, I'm ashamed to be
associated with you.

I can't believe I sacrificed
so much to be here

just to watch

this distasteful
and classless display.

I'm serious. Like, so appalled.

Going back to our first date,

I feel like you,
like, really overreacted

and honestly,
it sounded a little crazy.

It sounded like, why--

What sounded crazy? So--

What about me saying

that I want guys
who are here for me

and not trying to bro out
with each other

and wanna get to know me?

I'm looking for a husband.

I'm looking for someone--
Clare.

Clare, hold on. To love me.

I'm looking for some--
Hold on, Clare.

Hold on.
I've listened to you--

No, no, no, no.
This entire time.

No, no, stop.
Do not stop me.

I've listened to you
this entire time.

Do not interrupt me.
Like, seriously, I asked you--

I've listened to you
for the last 20 minutes.

And I'm not done yet.
I asked you, please--

You know what? You are done.

Let me tell you something.

The way you're talking to me
right now?

Never in a million years--
Clare.

Listen to me. Clare.

Listen to me. Hey, no.

Never in a million years--
No.

Did I ever think I would have
to utter these words again.

Do not ever talk to me
like that.

I never thought I'd ever have
to tell any man

that I would never want them
being the father of my child,

and I stand by that.

I would never want my children
having a father like you.

Get outta here. Clare.

Listen to me. Hey.

The [bleep]?
Are you serious?

Bro. Hey, believe it.

Get out of here.

You're not fit to be
a mother to my child.

That ain't right.

[bleep], man.

Hey, believe it.
Get out of here.

You're not fit to be
a mother to my child.

That ain't right.

[bleep], man.

Get outta here.

Clare,
is everything all right?

You okay? [Clare sniffling]

You're completely classless,
Clare.

Classless.
Are you serious? Bro...

Yo, calm down,
over there, man.

Completely distasteful.

You gotta chill out, dude.
Bro.

I expected way more

from the oldest Bachelorette
in history.

Bro, what are you
talking about?

Go home, dawg. Go home.

[sobbing]

Remember, you're almost 40.

Take your ass home, bro.

Are you kidding me?
Don't do that.

Don't be that guy.

Hey, she's all yours, boys.

Oh, I bet.

Bro, I'm so heated right now.

I'm trying not to, like--
But this is exactly

what I was talking about
the other day.

This is exactly what I was
talking about the other day.

Disrespectful as hell.
This is just what he does.

[dramatic music]

Talking to a woman like that?
I don't care what was done.

I don't care what I've done.

I didn't even do anything
to that man.

♪ ♪

[sobbing]

[groans]

Sick! Sick!

♪ ♪

To sit there and say,

"You're the oldest
Bachelorette"--guess what?

I'm the oldest Bachelorette,

this 39 that's standing here
that's single,

because I didn't settle
for men like that.

[sighs]

You okay?

[sobbing]

What's going on?

[sobbing]

You're okay.

Yosef just called me
so many names.

Mm. And was so mean.

[sobbing and whimpering]

I'm here. And I'm sorry, okay?

[sobs] Thank you.

You know exactly
the type of woman you are.

Sorry. You're fine.

You don't have to apologize
for anything.

Don't let that stop you.

Okay?

Okay?

Like, this isn't easy. Like, I--

He was just such a [bleep].
He was such a [bleep].

That's--

you know what you don't want
in a man, right?

Yeah.
You don't deserve that.

Like, if that's how he feels,

let it go,

'cause you have no control
over that, okay?

And he's lying,
everyone's lying, if they--

like, who wouldn't wanna spend
time with you and be with you?

And not being able to have that?

He said they're just--

everybody here
is just appeasing me.

[laughs] Appeasing you.

[both laugh]

Oh.

So that's the farthest
from the truth.

Are you just appeasing me?
No.

I'm here to please you.
[laughs]

How 'bout that? Yes.

I'll take that. [laughs]

How's that?
I'll take that for sure.

You can have that, okay?
[laughs]

Thank you so much
for coming over here.

I'm here. And I'm sorry, okay?

And I know it's easy
for me to say,

but, like, you're dealing
with a lot.

But focus on what matters
and who matters, okay?

Yeah.

Hard things are inevitable
in life.


Mean, crappy people
are inevitable in life.


Literally all I've ever wanted
is a man like Dale...

[soft music]

Who will come over
and protect me

and make sure I'm okay

and not have to go
through it alone.

You don't deserve that.

[sniffling]

Thank you so much.

I just want so much more time
with you.

[laughs] So much more time.

We'll figure it out, okay?
Okay.

Dale is everything
that I'm looking for,


everything that I want

that I can't put words with.

Things you can't explain.

Like, he shows up and he has it

and he's that way.

[sighs]

Well, you know I'm here, okay?

Yeah. I can't believe.

It's not even
the second Rose Ceremony yet...

And I'm so falling in love
with Dale.

♪ ♪

Thank you.

Mm. I'm sorry.

It's okay.

I know--like, I know

so much good is happening here,

and I feel it.

[sniffles]

And I know--like, I know
I'm upset right now, but--

Yeah.

I'm just like...

like, there's somebody
in that room...

Mm-hmm.

That will never, ever let me

face men like that alone.

Well, that's the great part
about this.

You're gonna find a guy
who will, like, protect you,

be that person that would

never let somebody
speak to you like that.

Yeah. [laughs]

And maybe you've already
found him, huh?

Yeah.

[laughs]

Another good night
with Dale, I hear?

Totally. [both laugh]

I can't help it.
He's so amazing.

I know you can't.
I know you can't.

He's so awesome.

Hmm.

So what do you wanna do
with the rest of the night?

Do you wanna go back in
and try and salvage this

and finish the cocktail party?

I don't know.

[solemn music]

Poor Clare, man.

Yeah. That was wild.

You can't disrespect
a female like that.

Can't disrespect anybody
like that.

Honestly, I just--
[overlapping chatter]

I'm only--I don't give
two [bleep]s about him.

I just care how she's feeling.
Yeah, no, exactly.

That's the main thing like...
Exactly. Exactly.

That sucks, man.

There she is.

♪ ♪

Sorry. [laughs]

That's okay. You're okay.

You're okay, Clare.
Don't worry about him.

Absolutely.
Don't worry about him.

It's not okay.

We got your back.

Take your time.

So obviously,
Yosef isn't here.

He left. Thank God.

All I wanted all day
was to, like,

spend so much time
with you guys.

Unfortunately, like, I...

don't think I can go on
with the night,

and I'm not up for
conversations right now,

and I hope you guys understand.

Absolutely. Mm-hmm.

[sighs] Sorry.

[clears throat] It's okay.

And I'm so sorry.

I hope it's okay
that we just kinda--

I take a moment and then
we do the Rose Ceremony.

If that's okay. Absolutely.

All right. Thanks, guys.

[sniffling]

[somber music]

My heart is just hurting
right now


because it ruined
an amazing night for Clare


and for me and for other guys

who haven't even been able
to talk to her.


It just ruined their night

before it could even
get started.

That's another cocktail party

that has been messed up
by Yosef.

I think a lot of guys are
tripped up by the shock of it.


You can see it on guys' faces.

It's like, whoever
didn't get time tonight


could be going home.

So... yeah, it's tough.

It's tough, it's tough,
it's tough.

♪ ♪

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

Unbelievable night.

I mean, the last thing
in a million years

that I was expecting
to see, right?

I had something fun and nice
and sweet planned,


but I had zero time again

because of Yosef drama.

Clare obviously
did the right thing


in sending him home on the spot.

If I did not get a rose tonight,

I mean, I would be devastated.

This night has been
a whirlwind of emotions,


because who knows
what's gonna happen tonight?

The Jasons, the Chasens,
the Rileys, the Blakes--


those kind of people
who got that rose


before the Rose Ceremony,
they have a leg up.


So if I get sent home tonight,

I'm hurt.

I'm crushed.

Hi, guys.

[all greeting]

I first wanted to apologize

that I had to cut
the cocktail party short.

I hope you guys understand.

It's been a rough night,

but I appreciate you guys
having my back

so incredibly much.

I'm sorry,
from the bottom of my heart,

that I didn't get to spend time
with a few of you guys,

but I'm trusting this process
and I'm following my heart,

and just know the guys
who don't get roses tonight,

I have nothing but love
for you guys.

♪ ♪

Dale.

♪ ♪

Dale, will you accept this rose?

Always.

♪ ♪

Zac C.

♪ ♪

Zac, will you accept this rose?
Hundred percent.

[whispering] Thank you.

♪ ♪

Demar.

Demar, will you accept
this rose?

Of course.

Every second, to me,
is valuable,

so it's really tough
that it's Rose Ceremony night

and Yosef really ruined it
for myself


and, most importantly, Clare.

Brendan.

♪ ♪

Brendan, will you accept
this rose?

Every time.

You know, I'm always anxious
to get that next rose,

to get more time with her.

Jordan.

You know, I would hope
that Clare would


wanna continue to expand
where we left off.


Jordan, will you accept
this rose?

Without question.

Ultimately, at the end
of this, you know,


I'm here to make Clare my wife.

Joe.

♪ ♪

Joe, will you accept this rose?

Of course I will.

♪ ♪

Jay.

♪ ♪

Jay, will you accept this rose?
Absolutely.

What Yosef did today,
I think, is--


I mean, there's no words for it.

You know, it's--I don't think
"classless" is enough.

Bennett.

♪ ♪

Bennett, will you accept
this rose?

Of course.

I just wanna be there for her.

And I think that's what love is.

You know, letting her know
she can lean on me.


Yeah, like, I wanna be
that person for her, so...

Eazy.

♪ ♪

Eazy, will you accept this rose?

Hell yeah. [laughs]

♪ ♪

Ben.

♪ ♪

Ben, will you accept this rose?

Absolutely.

♪ ♪

Ed.

♪ ♪

Ed, will you accept this rose?
Of course I will.

I feel like the pressure's on,

especially as it gets down
to a couple quality guys left.


Ivan.

But I'm here for Clare 100%.

Ivan, will you accept
this rose?

Yes.

I feel like we get along
really well.


We're starting to build
that connection.

♪ ♪

Kenny.

I'm ready to be that man
that she's looking for.


Kenny, will you accept
this rose?

Of course.

You know, reminding her
how amazing she is,


and I really wanna
show her that.

♪ ♪

Clare, gentlemen,

this is the final rose tonight.

When you're ready.

♪ ♪

Zach J.

[solemn music]

Hi.

Zach J., will you accept
this rose?

Absolutely.

Thank you.
[indistinct whispering]

Thank you.

♪ ♪

Gentlemen, I'm sorry.

If you did not receive a rose,
take a moment,

say your goodbyes.

[whispering] Oh, brother.

You know, Clare,

the more and more
I speak to her,


the more and more I understand
that she's a great woman.

Thankful for the chance
to be here.

She's someone
that I wanna be around.


She's someone
that I wanna know more about.

I don't know
what the future holds.


Thank you so much.

Good luck
with everything, kay?

There could always be
twists and turns, curveballs,


but I never thought
coming into this

that, like, you could
grow feelings so fast.

I wish you the best of luck.
You deserve it.

You really do.

She's such an amazing person.

She knows what she wants,
and I'm looking forward


to moving forward with her.

Let's just cheers to strength,

'cause I think, you know,
it takes a lot

to go through this

and for you to be
at the forefront.

We all see it
and we all acknowledge it,

so strength?

All: Strength.

[laughs]

Up next...

Dale plus Clare.
Dale plus Clare.

Dale, Dale, Dale, Dale.

[crickets chirping]

Should we send out
a search party for Dale?

I don't know.

[sweeping music]

Why are you so perfect?

You're perfect.

I'm pissed off right now.

It's completely disrespectful.

It's almost like
they're already dating,


and I feel like
I'm wasting my time.

I was the best one suited.

You're the best man suited?

The fact that he thinks
he's better than all of us?


He's not better than all of us.

[mimics expl*si*n]

And then... This is hard.

It's a season
like you've never seen before.


I didn't expect the process
to be cut short.

Are the shocking rumors true?

Clare's gone.

I still haven't
fully comprehended


what the hell's going on.

So I didn't see

what went down last night,
like, physically.

I heard about it,
but I heard you saw.

Yeah, all right,
so this is what happened:

I was having
some one-on-one time with Clare

and Yosef came over
and interrupted,

and then we noticed
how visibly upset Clare was,

and Yosef's walking
down the other side,

just, like, screaming
obscenities at her.

Like, continuing to throw digs.

That incident changed

her entire emotional outlook
on the night.

Like, she cut the night short.
It ended the night. Yeah.

She was wrecked after it,
you know, right away,

and, like, I've seen
my sisters, like, bawling,

just broke down, after--
not even physical--

like, just verbal abuse
at times,

and, like, Yo was trying to say
she was classless.

She's carried herself
with class and elegance

throughout this entire thing.

I'm already protective of Clare.

I have four sisters.
I'm the only boy.

And when I heard what happened,

like, I was pissed.

I don't know
what's gonna happen today,

but I just wanna spend
more time with Clare


and see her happy.

Don't know
what's gonna happen today.

I think
she's just gonna continue

to, like, test and challenge us.

That's gonna involve
just getting more quality time

so we can reveal
more of ourselves to her.

Morning, boys.

Hey. Good morning.

Hey. Good morning.

Last night, obviously
an emotional night for Clare,

an emotional night for you guys.

Didn't exactly go as planned.

One thing I can tell you
is that this process?

It will expose you.

You're going to be seen.

Yosef was seen
and exposed last night.

And that's
what this process is about.

That's why it works.

Because of what happened,

everybody will get dates
this week.

[pleased murmuring] Yay.

There will be three dates.

First date card, right here.

Thank you. [applause]

Please don't let me be
on that first group date.


I wanna hold off
for the one-on-one.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

Jason.

Jay.

Eazy.

Chasen.

Blake.

Ed.

Riley.

Dale.

"Today, we separate the men
from the boys.

Love, Clare."

[whistles]

[solemn music]

♪ ♪

Last night
was really emotional.


I was struggling with Yosef,

but, like, when I was sobbing
and a mess

and snot and just a wreck,

I look over
and Dale's coming at me.


And it felt like
everything was lifted up.

Dale plus Clare.
Dale plus Clare.


Dale, Dale, Dale, Dale.

[knock at door]

I feel good about the men
that are still here.


But that special feeling,
though,

that doesn't come along often.

It's confusing.
It's a weird situation.


And I need some great advice.

[both scream]

Hey! [both laugh]

It's girls' day.
Surprise, surprise!

Hi, honey, how are you?
Hi. Hi.

How are you? Come on in.

I am so excited to be here
and visit with Clare


and get the down low
on all these guys.

There's a select few of us

that really know what it's
like to be the Bachelorette,


who love that she is getting
her turn to find love.

I want her to find
her fairy-tale ending.

Not many people can say
that they understand

the position I'm in,
the position that you were in.

It's been a very long time ago

since I have been in your shoes.

Not that long.
How long has it been?

I was on "The Bachelor"


So "The Bachelorette"
would've been 12 years ago.

And now I'm one husband
and two kids later.

Mm. So I...

Oh, my gosh. Won it all.

How are you?
I have so many good guys.

How many?

There were 31. Wow.

31 guys.

How was night one?

Really, really impressive.

There was one guy
who got out of the limo,

and I swear to God...

Oh. It was electricity.

[gasps] Dale.

Dale. His name is Dale.

I'm gonna be looking out
for Dale.

Look out for Dale.
He makes me, like...

everything else disappears.

Like, he checks the boxes
that I don't realize are boxes.

You know, you can see it.

I mean, just sitting here
talking with you,

like, you see--
I mean, look at your face.

You couldn't quite smile

any harder than what
you're doing right now,

You know what I'm saying?
I know, oh, my God.

Like, you're bleeding it
from the inside out.

Hopefully today,

we can kind of bring
that smile back, you know,

and just let her know,
you know, how special she is

and, you know, how important
she is

and cheer her up a little bit.

Clare's--
she's a strong woman.

She's shown it
time and time again.

I think when she woke up
this morning,

it was already past her. Yep.

I got roasted so bad
by this guy last night.

Oh, no. I listened to him

for, like, 20 minutes just...
rip me a new one.

And from the corner of my eye,

I see Dale coming,
trying to find me,

and he, like, swoops me up.

It made me feel like...

Sorry if I get emotional,
but, like, I've had to--

No, it's good. Feel it.

Stand up for myself
for so long.

Yeah.

And it was so nice
to have a man come over

and be like, "Let me help you
take care of this," you know?

And you know
why she's moved on?

Because she's got


That's what I'm
talking about, you know?

That she feels like
she's gonna be like,

"I have a great connection
with these guys,"

and we're all excited
and she deserves this

and, you know, we're thrilled.

This is gonna be fun, guys.
Yeah.

She's excited.

Yeah.

These are Dale's pants.

I mean, they smell like him.
Let me see.

[laughs]

Let's see what size they are.
Take a sniff.

Ooh, a 46. Oh, my God.

What does that even mean?
Oh, wow!

I don't know man sizes.
All night, I was like this.

I was sleeping and I was like--

[laughs] Dead. I was dead.

So that--why? What did he say?

It was actually super cute.

He ripped his pants
at the group date,

and then la--I was like,
"I want those as a gift."

He smells really nice.
He smells so good.

I feel like it's a group date
with all of her favorite guys.

Yes.

And it's like
a big pick-me-up...

Yeah. Type of date for her.

Yeah, I'm excited to get
this thing started, man.

We just want a good,
positive, clean vibe today.

Yeah.
Everybody's focused on her.

I think that's what she wants
from us today.

Have you wavered at all?

No. No.

Oh, my gosh.

Have you ever heard that saying

where someone says to you,
like, when you know, you know?

I had never experienced that
before I met my husband.

Yeah.
I'm telling you, it is true.

Like, you knew. I just knew.

I knew that I would not be okay

without this person in my life
for the rest of my life.

Like, you would say,
like, it feels like--

it's a feeling you haven't felt?

It's--you know when you know.

Yeah.

When DeAnna said

that she felt that way
about her husband,

I was like,

"I know exactly
what she's talking about."


I'm in trouble.

Oh, my gosh.

This might be
the shortest season ever.

I know! [both laugh]

[tense music]

♪ ♪

This day actually went by
pretty fast.


[exhales]

Does anyone have any idea
what time it is?

[yawns]

So we've been waiting
all day for this date.


We kinda sat around.

Hour passed,
couple hours passed,

three hours, four hours,

and it's like, "Come on, Clare."

Come on,
what's going on, dude?

[door clicks] [gasps]

Hello. [all cheering]

Whoo! [laughs]

Whoa. Hi, guys.

Good evening. There she is.

I'll sit over here. Oh!

So we originally had...

a day date planned.

But obviously,
it's getting late.

[laughs]

And essentially, I scratched
the daytime date

just to have a really long
cocktail party tonight,

because to me, what matters
is the quality time,

and this is what I really want.

This is what I'm here for
is to have

these quality conversations.

So I just wanted to come over

and give you guys
a heads up on that,

'cause I know
it's taken a minute.

So I'm gonna get ready,
and I will see you guys there.

[all agree] Cool?

Yay.

Thank you guys.

Sorry to make you guys wait.
[laughs]

Clare let the guys know

that she was just gonna cancel
the day portion of the date.

You know, at least for me,
I'm feeling anxious.


Just so curious
and wanting clarity


on what is going on.

Lot of curveballs,
so never really know

what's gonna happen,
to be honest, so...

Obviously, I would've loved
to have the group date,


but I'm just staying,
you know, positive.

It's all I can really do.

All right, fellas.

We have a date to get ready for.

Let's go.

Honestly, like, I prefer this,

and I don't ever
wanna sound, like,


arrogant or overly confident,

but, like, when I get
quality time with her,

like... it's a wrap.

♪ ♪

[anticipatory music]

Date night. Whoo!

So Clare decided to cancel

the day portion
of our group date,


but I get an opportunity
to see Clare,

so I am just
really looking forward


to, you know,
get close to her again.


Hi. Would you look at that!

Whoo! Hey.

How are you?
Doing good, doing good.

I'm kinda bummed

that the day portion
was canceled

because I think
that would have been


an opportunity for me
to get in there and shine.

Time is everything here,
and I'm just focused on Clare,


so time to have some time.

Oh.

Okay, okay.

Come on over.

Clare, first of all, looked
absolutely amazing tonight.


But honestly, it was just
refreshing to see her.

I wanna get to know her better,

to keep building
our relationship,


and, of course, getting
the Group Date Rose tonight


would be huge.

Cheers to spending
quality time together.

Yes. Cheers.

To quality time. Cheers.

Cheers to that.

I don't know, like--

you know, obviously,
there's a lot of people

that want quality time tonight
and everything.

With everything that went on
last night,

just personally,
there's a few things with that,

so, like, if I can speak
with Clare first,

even if it's for five minutes,

I would greatly appreciate that.

And this was nothing to try
to like, jump the g*n, so--

but I wanna be just respectful
of everything--everyone,

'cause I know that's been
a reoccurring thing

and I don't take that lightly.

Let's go?

Let's do this thing.
All right.

Oh, and we gotta get
a group hug.

Group hug? Yeah.

You need some love.

Oh! Come on.

Oh, you guys! all: Aww.

There's nothing
but good vibes today.

Good vibes. Good vibes.

Such good vibes.

Dale's all right.

Dale, I mean...

Dale's fine.

But today, when he hit us
with the speech


and the group hug,

it's too much for me to handle.

Look where we're at.

Casa de la Clare.

Oh, okay. [laughs]

Clare and I have
a special connection.


I'm not ashamed or afraid

of taking that initial step.

This is my dining room.
Okay.

The biggest thing, for me,
is just, you know, have fun


and spend time together.

Here, have a seat.

As crappy as that was
having that idiot do that,

everything you and I were
talking about

earlier in that night...
Mm-hmm.

Of, like, feeling alone

and feeling like you have
to face things alone...

Yeah.

It was just nice
to turn around

and see you there.

You know, it just
really bothered me.

I've seen the verbal abuse

that women in my life
have gone through.

I've seen how words can cut

and really have
a lingering effect,

and even for you
to carry yourself

in the way you did
and then after the fact,

like, I'm proud of you.

And that's all I wanted
to do tonight

is just check in, like,
let you know that I'm here,

and, like, simple, just say
that, like, I'm proud of you.

Like, this isn't easy
at all, and...

My hands are sweaty too.
My hand is--

Am I making you nervous?

Kind of. Oh!

Oh, I'm not
making you nervous?

No, you're not
making me nervous.

You should be nervous.

You should be laying
like this on me, huh?

Ooh.

I'll give you hugs, though.
Yeah.

Am I the big spoon right now?

Um... yeah.

Like, I know there's a lot
of pressure and everything,

but, like, it's fine.

Why are you so perfect?
I'm not perfect.

I feel like you're so perfect.

I'm not perfect. You are.

You're perfect.

[sweet music]

♪ ♪

[laughs]

♪ ♪

[knock at door]

Who?

Uh-oh.

There's the nerves.

We have a--
got a little card here.

I'm obviously not mad

that I'm not on
this first group date,

because that means
I'm still in the running

for the one-on-one.

That's really what I want.

[tense music]

"Zach J."

[exhales]

"I'm looking
for my best friend.

Love, Clare."

Let's go.

I really wanted to get up

and, like, kick the chair over,

run around the room
and pump my fist, you know.


I'm ecstatic right now. [laughs]

I'm excited.

I mean... [laughter]

I'm just gonna come out
and say it.

[triumphant music]

Mm.

I'm so happy you're here.

I'm not going anywhere.

Yeah? Mm-hmm.

[laughs]

Oh, man.

I mean, should we send out
a search party for Dale?

I don't know.

[tense music]

Dale, you know, starting off

said he just wanted
five minutes.

They've been gone for an hour.

♪ ♪

Dale.

Yeah, man. Come on.

Yeah, Dale just wanted

to kinda get
some things off his chest

and he wanted
to pull Clare first,


but, you know, at some point,

you gotta, like, look
at your watch

and, you know, you say,
"All right, brothers.

It's time." So yeah.

I was kinda looking around

to see, you know,
where they were at.


It's almost a little maze
out here.


♪ ♪

[laughs]

♪ ♪

It's [murmurs].

Oh, is there a knock
on the door?

Oh, let me go hide
in the closet.

Yeah. Let me--under the bed?

Hide in the closet
and stay in the closet.


I can't fit under the bed.
[laughs]

I should put this on probably.

Oh, I'm gonna catch
so much riff for this.

I didn't expect it to-Why?

Oh. No, it's nothing.

I mean, I don't care.

Don't.

Okay, you can kiss me
all the time.

Fine.

Hi. Oh, hey.

Welcome to my house.

Is this really? Yeah.

Dale's in here.

Here. [laughs]

Oh, what's up. Dale's here?

Yeah. So this is awkward.

[laughter] Bro, do your thing.

What's up, bro?
Do you mind if I grab her?

Yeah, my bad, bro.

We were just, like--

yeah, having a conversation.

Talking. Appreciate it.

Okay. How are you?

I'm good. How are you?

Good.

No, ho--hold on.

Give me a hug.

You just dip out?
I wasn't leaving.

I wasn't gonna leave.

[both laugh]

Bye, Clare. [both laugh]

Yeah, I don't know.

Can I have
some of these snacks?

Those are dog snacks.

You don't want those?
Oh, I don't want those.

Thank you. Bye. Good night.

Cool. Cool. Cool.
Come on in, have a seat.

Welcome back.

Yeah, what's up? Hey.

Um...

[laughs] Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Um...

I-I was trying
to, like, walk out,

like, leave a little bit early,
like--

but we were just,
like, dude, dying.

Dying. Yeah, it was just funny.

Dale came back
smiling and giggly


and it's like,

you had this honor code
in the beginning,


and then you kinda, you know,

snuck through the back door
on it,

which people didn't appreciate.

Should we go back?

Should we go back
and join the guys?

Yeah, let's get it.
All right.

Thank you for...
inviting me to your house?

Can I say that? Yeah.

Thank you for coming
to my house.

♪ ♪

Okay, let's go back.
All right.

What time is it?
Can we, like...

And I'm all,
"Thank you for coming.

Thank you for coming.
It's great talking to you."

We were excited going
into the group date today,


but Dale, you know, he wasted
a lot of guys' time tonight


and totally changed the vibe.

A lot of people are worried

about spending time with Clare,

so I think
it's coming to the point now

where, you know, I think us guys

are gonna start
to get aggressive.


[bubbling] [laughs]

Bubbles. [laughs]

'Scuse me, 'scuse me. Hi.

Hi. How are you? So good.

How are you? I'm fantastic.

You mind if I interrupt?

You mind if I get
a few more minutes, Riley?

I really--I mean,
this is the time

that I've been waiting for.

I mean, you know,
Dale got plenty of time.

I hon--I think it is getting
a little bit late.

Okay. Is that okay?

Yeah, that's fine.
That's fine.

I just wanna make sure
I have time with everybody.

'Sup, buddy? What's up, man?

Enjoy your time?
Eh, not really.

Everything was, like,
great the whole night,

and then it just went--

[mimics expl*si*n]

I see someone coming,
but I'm not gonna look at him.

Nope, if you don't
make eye contact--

Yeah, if I don't make
eye contact, he can't see me.

I mean, Dale had a lot
of time in the beginning.

Dale had like 40 minutes.

So we're all just more on edge
about making a connection.


I'm pissed off right now.

You think Dale got
a good hour or so?

This whole thing,
it doesn't seem fair.


There are no rules,
and everybody's kinda on edge

and just kinda waiting
to see what's gonna happen.


You know,
we're realizing it's,

you know, you've gotta be
aggressive for your time.

That's kind of the trend
and everything, so--

Yeah, I want somebody
who will step up

and step out of the box

and kinda do what they want,
'cause I'm that way.

Yeah. [door hinges squeak]

Oh, [bleep]. Uh-oh!

Whoa, get outta here!
Wrong door?

I'm just--yeah.
I'm gonna respect you--ah.

What?

I-I-I didn't know
somebody was in here.

I was just kinda roaming.
Yeah?

Yeah, yeah.
Do you wanna come on over?

[dramatic music]

Yeah, Yeah.
I'm just gonna do that.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

But-Absolutely.

Anyways, great talking to you.

Yes, you too.
See you soon hopefully.

Absolutely. [laughs]

Yeah, my bad, bro--
I just did, uh...

[whispering] Hi.

[door clicks]

What have you been up to?

Just waiting to see you again.

Oh, there he is.
What's up, bro?

Thanks, brother.
How'd it go?

It was good. Great talk, yeah.

Who took you away?

Dale.

To talk to her?

Wait, whoa, whoa, wait.

Wait. For the second time?

♪ ♪

[tense music]

♪ ♪

I'll interrupt Dale.

I don't care.
Yeah, so you should.

You should. Yeah, like...

That man just gave
the ultimate,

"Oh, hey,
respect the brothers" talk

and then just went back in there

for the second time midway.

People have noticed, you know,

Dale having a connection
with Clare,


but today, when he did that,
it was like,

"Somebody's gotta call you out."

♪ ♪

'Scuse me, guys.

Am I interrupting anything?

No. [laughs]

No.

Can I grab you? Absolutely.

I'd love to take
some of this time.

Come over here and sit down.

Let's go outside.

Oh, Dale got kicked out.

There he is.

What's up, brother?

Yo.

What it do?

My bad.
I didn't even know--yeah.

Yeah, I was
kinda dazed and confused

and lost a little bit.

[laughs]

What kinda answer is that?

You sat here

with the band of brothers talk
at the beginning--

No, it wasn't--
And then went back.

I got up
and went to the bathroom,

and then I, like--
yeah, then I came out and...

and then on the way out,

I was like,
"What's everyone doing?

Like, is"--like, and then--

Kay, I can see the bathroom
from here.

"What's everyone doing?" Yeah.

Dude, I was standing
right there.

You're like, "Where's Clare?"
Yeah.

And so then you went
in the back, and then--

continue on. Just get into it.

Stop being a politician
and get to it, man.

I'm not being a politician.

Stop being a politician
and get to it.

Dale, I will say this.
Man, let's go, man.

It would be better
if you just own it.

Just own it.

You spoke early
about keeping it real

and respectful
to the other people.

I think that's what gets me
is that--

That's what's bugging people
right now.

It would be different
if it was somebody else,

but you started it
by saying that.

I had no recolle--
I had no knowledge of what--

and then I came out and then--

and I was like,
"Where's everyone else at?

Like, what's the deal?"

And then--

Dale, just say that you wanted

to speak to Clare more.

I did want some more,

but I didn't know Clare
was in there

when I went to the restroom
and was coming out.

Don't just say, like,
"Oh, I stumbled upon her,

and, like, she was"--

I didn't know
that Clare was in there

when I walked
out of the restroom.

Was she talking to him or no?
She was.

I didn't know
that they were in there.

You got it, bro.
It's--it's fine.

I didn't know she was
with Jay or anybody else.

I didn't even know
when I left the bathroom

that she was in that room.

And Chasen's with her now.

Chilling.

♪ ♪

For Clare, it's truly unfair
to go through what we're doing


which is to already have
her eyes on one set person.

I don't agree with it at all.

It's completely disrespectful.

The core thing is,
I didn't even know

anyone was even there.

What's the value of anything
at this point

when maybe she's already
leaning towards Dale?

If he gets a rose tonight,

I feel like it's disrespectful.

It's just kind of frustrating
all around, I think.


All right.

I cannot tell you guys
how much I appreciated

this time with you guys.

I literally enjoyed

every single conversation
I had tonight with you guys.

But there's a rose on the table.

There is. There is.

Gotta give out a rose.

It's been staring at us
the whole time.

I know. Right, right, right.

[sighs] Um...

Yeah. Dale.

Thank you for stepping up

and being bold.

I appreciate you
showing me you care.

Thank you.

Dale, will you accept
this rose?

Yes, I would love to.

Thank you.

There we go. Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you again,
from the bottom of my heart.

I'm glad I had time with each
and every one of you guys.

It was great
seeing you tonight.

It was good seeing you guys.

All right, I'm gonna go to bed.
All right.

Have a good night, you guys.

♪ ♪

I mean, obviously,
we all wanted it.

You know, Dale, you did
what you had to go to get it.

No matter the circumstances.

Yeah, I mean, sometimes
you just, like,

you know, your emotions
get the best of you,

so good job, buddy.

This entire day
has just been kind of--

it's just been kinda weird,

because she's spending
so much time with Dale,


and, you know, I feel like

we're kinda like cast
to the side for no reason.

You know, you can see guys
just defeated,


and it's just disappointing
to kinda see,


you know, just people's spirits

basically just, you know,
being beaten down


and not knowing
where they stand.

What'd you say
in the beginning though?

"I want to make sure
that everyone has their time."

No, I mean, like,

how many minutes
that you needed?

It was 45.

It was, like--

I was the best one suited
to, like--

No, no, no, no. Go on.

You were the best man suited?

Keep going.
Elaborate on that one.

Yeah, just to, like,
just to, like--

just the best man suited to--

I guess "suited" is maybe
not the right word,

but just to be there for her,
like, I felt the connection

that we had was really strong.
Yeah, you're right.

None of the guys were
[bleep] there for her either.

Nah, it's all good.

No, I'm saying
based on my connection.

I don't know
what y'all talked about.

Like, I just felt
like a deep connection.

So then how would you know
if you're the best man suited?

Yeah, that was kinda crazy.

The fact that he thinks
he's better than all of us?


[bleep]. [bleep] you.

Don't tell us that
"you're a band of brothers


and we're all
gonna be respectful,"


and you just, like--
you're going in the room


and you get lost
and you're like,

"Oh, oh, Jay,
oh, I'm sorry, dude.

I didn't know where I was."

He's not better than all of us.

And I don't get like this.

I am not an emotional person.

I don't get mad.
I do not get mad like this.

I got the rose, okay?

Like, hey, I'm happy
that I got the rose.

I really put my heart and soul

into the conversation
that we had.

Congratulations.

He believes
he's the best suited man here,

and after what happened tonight,

after Clare gave him the rose,

I think she may think
that he is.


But if that's the case,

her credibility is in question.

That's gonna cause
some controversy.


Up next...

You've never had a pedicure?
Mm-mm.

[both laugh]

Although this date
should be so much fun...


Are you ticklish?

I do have
a couple ticklish spots.

I just wish...
oh, I wish I could see Dale.

And later...

Welcome
to the Bachelorette roast.

Dale,

how long do you really think
it's going to take Clare

to figure out that you actually
have no interest in her?

[laughter]

You know, we roasted Dale.

Someone needed to do it.

You can't be doing that.
Oh, damn.

She doesn't care

about anybody else besides Dale.

If you want Dale
and that's what's up,

how 'bout the rest of us
walk out?


[birds singing]

[pleasant music]

Today's the day.

I was really anxious
last night going to sleep.


I just woke up this morning
like a kid on Christmas day.

I'm definitely on edge
and so nervous.


I know she's been through
a lot lately.


I mean, I don't know
what happened


with Dale last night,
but I'm not worried


about anybody else's
relationship with her.


I'm worried about mine.

And today, I'm gonna do
what I can


to make sure she leans my way.

Honestly, I can't wait
to see her

for the first time again,
give her that big hug,

just feel that connection.

But yeah, mostly,
I just want her


to have a great day with me,
you know?


Oh. Hey.

Ooh. Well, hello.

Hi, guys. [all greeting]

[laughs]

Can I come sit? Yes, please.

How is everybody?

Good. Better now.

Yeah? I surprisingly

got so much sleep last night.

Hey... And I'm a new woman.

Hey. [laughter]

Yeah, so...

but today,
we're going on a date.

You ready? Absolutely.

[laughs] Ready for this?

Bye, guys. Bye, guys.

I will see you guys later.
Bye, Clare.

See ya.
Looking at Dale's face,

God, he looks so hot
in his hat today!


I mean, I'm not gonna lie,
I was ready to "game on"

in the bedroom with Dale
last night.

It was hard to hold back.

But I'm in it today.
I'm in it with Zach.


I am present,

and I'm really excited
to find out

if this is something
that's gonna work.

I was so pumped when I got
that card last night.

You have no idea. [laughs]

On a scale of one to ten,
how fired up are you?

I was--an 11.

I can feel it, to be honest.

Being selected by Clare

to spend the whole day with her,

I mean, that's huge.

It's powerful,
it's scary, it's great,

all at the same time.

We... Yeah?

Are gonna have
a spa day today.

Whoa! Really? [laughs]

Okay.

We're gonna do
massages, pedicures...

And I wanna get
to know her more.

I really am interested
in who she is as a person.


Like, where she sees herself
in the future.


Like, I wanna know all that,

but if she wants to have
just fun all night

and jump in my arms again
and lay some kisses on me--

pffft! Deal.

All right, so this is the first
pedicure I've ever gotten.

You've never had a pedicure?
Mm-mm.

[both laugh]

But it's cool.
Oh, are you ticklish?

Well, on the bottom
of your feet,

I think everybody is.

So this is gonna be-I'm not.

Really? Yeah.

Okay, welcome.

Both: Hi. Hello.

Are you two enjoying
your day so far?

Both: Yeah. Good.

So good. Whew.

You okay? Yeah.

[laughs] I love pedicures.

That's kinda what I do
to just unwind.

Yeah. Thank you.

I... I'm very happy
to be here and...

[sighs]

Where am I going? Up here?

Yeah. Okay.

Okay. Just leave 'em?

[laughs]

This is gonna be good.

[both laugh]

So I guess I do have
a couple ticklish spots, yeah.

[both laugh]

Sorry.

Am I making a weird face?

Oh. No.

[laughs]

Yeah, it's pretty cool
to be in this situation


where she wants to treat me
to something,


but I'm
a pretty high-strung guy,

so getting relaxed takes a lot.

Is this like
the worst date ever for you?

You hate feet?

I mean, it's a little bit
outside my comfort zone,

but I'm absolutely happy
to do it.

I could be getting a tattoo
on my foot right now

and I'd be having a good time.

You gotta go through some
tough things along the way.

I mean,
I've never bungee jumped,

but if you told me to right now,

I'd be like, "Let's go."

Yeah.

Everything's been great
so far.


I could see her laughing
and having a great time


and just enjoying the moment,

and so can't wait
to see what's next.

It's supposed to help
with wrinkles.

It's a snack for later.

For the lips, obviously.
[laughs]

Ten years younger instantly.

Is it relaxing?

I'm trying.

Zach J. has always come

with a lot of energy.

As time has gone by, though,

that excited energy has
channeled into nervous energy,


and it stresses me the heck out.

It's just like,

in moments like this,
I wish Dale was here.

♪ ♪

Clearly, Zach is,
you know, in love,

but Clare, we don't know.

Like, they could get an hour
into this,

and she could be like,
"I'm just not feel--

like, this is done," or, like,
he could end up not coming back

because he's staying
at her place tonight.

Coming off of last night,

there's some guys
that are very curious to see


whether or not Zach J.
Can redirect the attention


off Dale.

You know,
I'm a little unsure here.

I think it's very unsettling
that she can allow someone

to get, like, extra time

and not be cognizant
of, you know, what's happening

in the situation
on group dates sometimes.

Yeah, I'm not a big fan
of what happened last night.

If Clare is looking for somebody

who just wants to speak and talk

the whole entire time
without listening,

go be with Dale.

There might be something
behind that

where they've had
more communication

that we don't know about.

People alluded to the fact

that maybe they had been
in contact

prior to arriving here--
so I don't know.

Like, I don't know
what the truth is

about all this stuff.

There was this whole
like rumor mill


that maybe her and Dale
have been


in communication
on social media,


and some guys,
you know, are pretty vocal

about feeling
as if they were further along

in this process.

That being said,

it's the first quarter

and I might be down


I have a great
passing att*ck, so--

Let's go. Let's go.

Let's spread the ball out, baby.

Whoo!

Do it, do it. Okay.

Whoo! [laughs]

[laughs]

You ready? I should get on this.

You made it. There we go.

So far, on today's date,
I've been getting


this very weird energy
from Zach.

But the truth is,

now having somebody like Dale
in my life


puts things
into a weird position


with other people.

I just wish...
oh, I wish I could see Dale.

You know what though?

Like, no.

I'm just respecting the process.

Oh. Look who it is!

A relationship
can be really hard,


because you could be
giving the signals


and they're not receiving 'em,

or they're showing their love
a certain way


and I'm not feeling it.

I really wanna give Zach
a chance

because who knows?

Maybe I'm communicating
with him the wrong way.


I'm actually going
to take her inside,

but if you wanna go get ready
and then I'm gonna get ready

and we'll have dinner?

Yep. Cool?

[suspenseful music]

What? Oh, [bleep]!

No--wait--no,
why did you stop?

What are you doing?

I was right there.
Wait, hold on.

Why'd you stop?
Let's get ready for dinner.

No, what happened--
Nothing. Hold on.

Let's get ready for dinner.
[laughs]

Clare leaned in to kiss me,

and maybe she was
as far as she could lean

and she thought
I was trying not to,

but absolutely not.

How come you stopped?

Uh, let's just get ready
for dinner.

No... [laughs]

What happened?

What happened? Nothing.

Nothing happened. I didn't stop.

I know.
That's what--I was right there.

Oh. I was trying to--

It's okay.
No, I was trying to kiss you.

It's okay.

It's fine. No, it's not.

Yeah, it is.
I'm gonna go inside.

Come here, Honey. [whistles]

Honey, come on.

[tense music]

I don't know
what just happened.


It's a huge mix-up. Huge.

I mean, I was trying
to kiss her.


Just the look on her face,
like, it was the instant--

like, she was hurt.

And that's never my intention.

It's just
the worst possible thing.


And I don't know
what else I could've done.

♪ ♪

Zach just made me feel
extremely uncomfortable.


I go in for the kiss to Zach,

he pulls away,

and the second I just try
to walk away,

he grabs me.

That kind of triggers me

and kinda scared me.

I didn't wanna be near him
in that moment.


If I wanna walk away
because I'm uncomfortable,

let me walk away.

I might be a little
extra sensitive about it


because I have done all the work

these last few years
on healing my traumas,


but I don't wanna figure it out,

I don't wanna ask, I don't
even wanna talk about it.

This is not something
that needs to be discussed.

[crickets chirping]

[exhales]

[footsteps]

Hey, Zach. How you doing, man?

Good. How are you? Good.

I know I'm not the dinner date
you were expecting,

but you mind if I have a seat
for a sec?

Please do.

Sorry to barge in. Mm-hmm.

But unfortunately,

Clare's not coming to dinner.

I mean, there was
a misunderstanding there,

and I don't know
how that possibly happened.

Yeah.
She leaned in for a kiss.

She thought I was pulling away,

and I absolutely was not.

Like, I had a great day
with her,

and then
that one little hiccup and...

yeah, I thought it was...

I thought we were
in a solid spot.

Unfortunately, that means
you're gonna be going home.

I'm sorry, man.

[somber music]

♪ ♪

If he comes back, I think

that'll just kinda confirm
a little bit

that they do in fact have
a pretty strong connection.

Yeah, I don't know.

Obviously, I mean,

we all wouldn't want
to see him come back.

[door hinges squeaks]

Oh!

What? No way.

And there's your answer.

Oh, damn.

It was sobering to see
Zach's bags taken this evening.

♪ ♪

We're polar opposite guys,

you know, very, very different,

but still, bottom line,

I think we're all vulnerable.

This was a competition to him,

and, like, if you come
into this as a competition,

you've lost.

I'm not surprised,
because with Clare, it's like,

you know, you have Dale,
and then everybody else is


literally
just in the background.


So you're not shocked at all?

No.

It's gonna be
a tense situation


on the group date
because it's like,


is Clare gonna give
anybody else a chance

to form a great connection,

or what am I doing here?

Like, what are we all
doing here?


[dramatic music]

Coming up...

all: Dale.

What's one thing
y'all don't know about Dale?

Nothing, because he doesn't
shut the [bleep] up.

[laughter]

They're taking a lot of digs
at Dale.


It's not okay.

She took
some stuff personally.

Clare has a massive crush
on Dale.


She's got total tunnel vision.

I feel like I'm wasting
my time being here.

If you want Dale,

how 'bout the rest of us
walk out?


And then,
are the shocking rumors


about this season true?

In the 18 years
I've been doing this show,

we've never dealt with
anything like this.

I don't know what the truth
is about all this.


We caught you in a lie.

You won't believe
what happens next.


Boom. It's over.

This is hard. [sobbing]

Hi. Hi, guys.

How are you?

So good. How are you guys?

Is it awkward--can I run?
Is that--

Run, please!

So the date card said,
"Don't take it personally."

Super excited to have my name
on the date card,


'cause God knows I need

some kind of interaction
with Clare.

I have no idea what we're doing.

Hopefully, nothing to do
with Dale.


I'm excited for this date,

because what we've got going
inside is beyond exciting,

and I truly do hope you guys
don't take it personally.

Come on inside. Whoo!

I'm glad that Dale's staying
at home today for sure.

He certainly caught Clare's eye,

so I'm glad he's sitting
at home today


while us guys
are sh**ting our sh*t.

Hi.

Oh, it is the roast.
Roast--it is what it is.

Whoo! Clare, come here.

Come here. Come here. Okay.

[laughs]

Guys, if you haven't noticed,

the wonderful Margaret Cho,

Grammy-nominated,
Emmy-nominated,

like, queen of comedy.

But I didn't win, so...
[laughter]

She's here helping me

to help you guys
roast each other.

It's one big roast fest,
you guys.

I'm Korean American, right?

I've known Margaret Cho--

you know, I've known about her
my whole life.


She is a legend, and I hope
I don't let her down.

We're gonna roast
everybody, right?

Roast 'em all.

And Clare loves a bold man.

I do love a guy who is bold,

and I do love a guy
who can roll with the punches

and loves to laugh, so come up
with your best jokes.

Show me what you guys got.

And it wouldn't be a roast
without a live audience.

And the audience is gonna be

the rest of the guys
from the house.

[tense music]

So the rest of the guys
are gonna be the audience.


Yeah, it sucks.

Unfortunately, that means
Dale's gonna be there.


Dale takes up a lot of attention

and energy right now,

so that's just more time,
attention, and energy

that I could potentially
get from Clare,


so it seems like
we might continue on

with this whole
Dale and Clare show.

[laughs]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

Personally, I know
that I'm gonna get


ripped to shreds
for being Bennett

and, you know,
dressing ridiculously


and all those things,

but I'm really,
really looking forward

to dishing it out to Dale.

Wow, look at this!
We got tuxes.

Guys. Come on, now.

Come on, now.

Dale has been given
too much attention,


and Clare's sipping
the Kool-Aid at this point.


So I think he's gonna get

torn a new one today,
personally.

[big band music]

Here's our audience.

The rest of the men came over
from the villas.

Welcome to
the Bachelorette's roast.

I am your host tonight,
Chris Harrison.

She's the queen of comedy.

Cut her teeth at the Friars Club

that created the roast.

Give it up for Margaret Cho.

Yay! [cheers and applause]

Yay!

Chris Harrison,
no roasting for you.

Just the Jonas Brothers
tabernacle choir.

There's, like, so many of you!

Look at these men.
How are you gonna do this?

You need to bump up
the testosterone.

I mean, can you feel
the masculinity

coming off in waves over here?

Like, it's kinda
knocking me out.

Bennett, with you,
I feel like it's--

you scare me.

I feel like at some-[laughter]

I feel like at some point,

there's gonna be
a true crime podcast about you.

I just really, you know,
[laughter]

don't k*ll anybody.

[laughter and applause]

So we were all asked
to come up here tonight

in front of Clare

to riff a little bit
on the guys in the house.

Bennett. My sweet Bennett.

Bennett was at Harvard
with Mark Zuckerberg,

and they have a lot in common.

They're both pasty white,
super rich,

and nobody really likes 'em.

[laughter]

Kenny, unlike your time
on this show,

your tattoos are permanent.

[laughter] Oh.

All jokes aside,
we are here for Clare.

I'm really looking forward
to doing this all again

at the wedding.

I know you're thinking
it's between Dale and Clare,

but it's my wedding with Clare.

Thank you
for letting me be here.

[cheers and applause]

Ben k*lled it today.

That's what makes a good joke

is when you can still deliver it

but not hurt
somebody's feelings.

I love to laugh
and have a good time,


so come at me
with some good material, guys.

NFL guy here, Dale.

Dale, your last name's Moss,
right?

I think the only reason
teams were signing you

is 'cause they thought
Randy Moss was your dad.

[scattered laughs]

There's this dude Dale, right?

Like--but, like, I get
in the limo

and it's like, Dal-aye.

I'm like, bro,
there's one Dal-aye

and it's Dalai Lama,
and it ain't you, so, like--

your name's Dale, bro.

I was like,
"Dang, they're taking


"a lot of digs at Dale.

"Like, is this something
I need to be aware of?

Is this something
I need to know about?"

What's one thing
y'all don't know about Dale?

[laughter]

Nothing, because he doesn't
shut the [bleep] up.

[laughter]

Just on and on and on
about Dale


to the point
where it was uncomfortable.

Dale.

[laughter]

Where, oh, where do I begin?

[laughter] Take your--

Take your time, Bennett.

So here's the thing, you know:

Dale has been sort of given

this frontrunner word
thrown around.

I think it's totally
ridiculous and complete BS

and Clare needs to hear it.

How long do you really think
it's going to take Clare

to figure out that you're here

trying to campaign for president

and actually have no interest
in her?

[scattered laughs] Aye.

Zing.

Your speeches make
absolutely no sense

no matter how long you continue
your run-on sentences.

I've witnessed
three cameramen collapse

after falling asleep
listening to you.

[laughter]

Bennett let loose.

Anytime you see
somebody laughing, it's like--

[laughs]

You see that little...

and it's like they go back
to laughing, it hit him.

You look like
the boa constrictor

from "The Jungle Book,"
and it's only a matter of time

before Clare snaps
out of your spell.

[laughter] Ooh, Bennett.

Everyone that's coming at him,
I'm just like--


[exhaling uncomfortably]
"Ooh, that--

that one hurt,"
you know what I mean?

That--ooh, that one landed
a little bit.

That one--I felt that one
in my soul.

I felt that one.

Since you've said

that you're the "best suited"
for Clare,

do me favor

and at least swing by my chateau

for a little lesson in fashion
for the big day,

you big diva.

[laughter and cheering]

Bennett said what all the guys

in the house
have been wanting to say.


He said what everybody hoped

that Clare
would one day realize,

but we didn't know we would
actually have an opportunity

to say these type of things
in front of Clare.


That was awkward.

That was
the most awkward one, huh?

I hope that it allows her

to wanna ask Dale more questions

about himself
and who he truly is

and why he's truly here.

Fellas, what'd you think?
Audience?

Great job. Good job, guys.

Great job. Bravo.

Like, across the board.
Yeah, yeah.

Like, he really went so hard.

It was, like, digs, and that--

Boys, good job.
Way to bring it tonight.

If some of these guys
are picking up


on Dale and I's relationship

and the connection
him and I have,


guess what?

It's because I like him.

That's why.
And that's what I'm here for.

That's the whole point.
Are you new here?

All right, good work, boys.

Bennett, thanks for being you.

Thanks, buddy.
That was good.

[tense music]

Hey. Yup.

Huh?

So what?
I have feelings for Dale.

We have a connection.

That's the truth.

I'm not trying to hide anything.

Hate on. Hate on.

You can't hate on love though.

Like, you can't hate on it.

The roast tonight was good.

You got flamed man.
I'm not gonna lie.

[laughs] Dude, I got scorched.

You got flamed. I'll own it.

I should--rightfully so.

Like, after the other night,
like, it was coming,

and it should've, you know?
Yeah.

But I took it, owned it.
Like, I felt terrible.

I just want you to get, like,
where we came from from that.

It was like, yo,
sometimes the vibe with you

is just like Dale doesn't
respect people's time.

Dale, like, is all about him,
and, like,

sometimes Dale,
like, talks in circles,

and, like, he wants people
to see this persona.

But I just think
that, like, sometimes

you need to put yourself in,
like, other people's situation

of, like, damn,
I see how that looks

from whatever,
and then just correct it.

Yeah, yeah.
You know what I mean?

And own it. Yeah.

I'll own every bit of it.

It's like
we can either linger on this

or we can, like, move forward.
Yeah.

[soft dramatic music]

♪ ♪

Hi, guys. Hi.

Earlier today,
went to the roast,

and everyone
was getting on Dale.


I think a lot of guys
just kind of felt like

it was time to air
a couple things out,


and a roast is
a pretty perfect setting


to do that, so I think
a lot of the guys

had some
pretty quality material.

Thankfully,
Dale is not here tonight,


so looking forward
to the cocktail party


and getting a little bit more
one-on-one time.


I hope you guys
had so much fun today.

I love a good roast.

I was like, that's what
he feels about that?

[laughter, chatter]

What was the most
surprising thing you heard?

I mean, we'll have
some conversations.

We'll have some conversations
'cause there's a lot

that I was like,
"Ah, I didn't know that.

I wanna know more about that."

So should I start it off
with Bennett?

Sure.
I'd love to talk to you.

Awesome, fantastic. Cool?

Thank you, great.

The roast went well.
I lit Dale up.

Hopefully, we'll step off
of the roasting a little bit


and have some good, heartfelt,

you know,
impactful conversation.


Just, you know, ready to stop
talking about Dale.

You went for Dale so hard.
You know--

You had like
three pages of Dale.

There was a few pages
of Dale, you know?

What was that?

You know, I think
it was kind of appropriate.

Yeah? What do you mean?

I think he's been, you know,
perhaps monopolizing

a little bit of Clare time.
Is he?

So I thought it was,
you know, only appropriate.

Someone needed to do it.
What did you say?

I was trying to think
of what you said--

that he
self-proclaimed something.

Frontrunner
or best suited for Clare,

which is really--

Like he says
he's the frontrunner?

Honestly, I gave Dale
enough airtime, you know,

during the roast.

I'd love to kind of
finish that conversation

and move on, you know,
to something else, but--

Yeah, what was
the conversation

that he was saying
that he was thinking

he's the best suited for me?

[sighs]

It's crazy how Dale

was not even technically
on this date today,

and this date was still
about Dale and I.

[chuckles]

How'd it go?

You know, it was like
a little bit too much

Dale airtime.

I wanna see
if it was a jealousy thing,


because it was a long,
long roast of Dale.

A little too long.

You know, we roasted Dale.

Could be in our favor if she
sees him in a new light,

but it also could backfire
if that's, you know,

the main topic of conversation.

She probably likes Dale,
is interested in Dale,

but she probably wouldn't say
in her mind

that he would be
the top dog or best suited,

so she was probably
rubbed the wrong way

hearing that Dale could have
said those kind of things.

That's such a good point,
because a lot of jokes

fell flat, you know?

But none of the Dale jokes
fell flat.

No. Like, they all hit hard.

No, they were popping.
Everyone was laughing.

So this was probably
a little bit

of a shock for her, and she
just wants to find out more.

Your roast was just delivered.

Well, I mean, there's
a little truth in everything.

Because you took
some, like, digs.

You said you were coming
to mine and Dale's wedding

or something like that.

Oh, no, that's
just a little joke.

What's the joke?

Your joke
or between you and him or what?

No, I think
it was just a little play

on, you know,
him making comments

about being the best suited
or something like that.

What have been his comments?
Fill me in.

I tend to stay
out of most of that.

I appreciate the interaction
that we share,

and, like, I'm not
really concerned with him.

I have not brought up
another man to her,


but she asked me
directly about Dale.

Like, I wanna know
more about this woman,


and that doesn't come
from conversations about Dale.

You were taking sh*ts.
Was I?

Yeah, taking sh*ts
at Dale, hardcore.

I felt bad.

It was almost like
"Gossip Girl,"


trying to figure out

what's really going on,
asking about Dale.

♪ ♪

You know, nine guys
went in there tonight

and, like, bared their soul
and, like, really


put themselves out there,

really bold and aggressive

and authentic and real,

and you do all those things,
and it was tunnel vision.

What was the Dale sh*ts?

You were talking about him
being a frontrunner.

Is that what you were saying?

Well, that's been
sort of the joke around--

What is the joke?
Talk to me about this.

I'd like to know what goes on
in the house if I need to know.

Well, I think you
probably already got

the gist of it already, right?
Not really.

I feel like there's
underlying stuff

that people aren't telling me
or something.

I don't know.

She poked around to get me
to talk about Dale.


Guys were coming back

describing similar conversations

throughout the night.

Does anyone really feel
like they, like, improved

their relationship
with Clare tonight,

feeling like
she was really in it--

she was in that moment
in that conversation?

[chuckles]

It literally
feels like right now

she's only interested in Dale
in this whole house,

like, to the point
where I feel like

I'm wasting my time being here.
Wow.

And it's almost like
they're already dating,

and we're all just
[bleep] around here.

That's how I feel.

Well, I specifically
only made one joke about Dale

that was, like, very small
and at the very end of my set,

and she brought up
the one-sentence joke

that I said about Dale, but
I had 43 jokes in that set.

But I just
don't think it's fair

if she's not giving
other people even--

A chance.

Like, it seems like--
are they already, like,

in a relationship, and like--
I hear you, man.

I don't think that's the case.
No?

We're very, very early on
in the process.

Clare's--she's
a smart, mature girl.

I don't think it's a done deal.

Who else has she really shown
that kind of interest in

in this house?

And it's just--
nobody comes to mind.

Hello.

All right, all right,
I'm gonna go over here.

I'm interested to see
who gets the rose.


That's gonna give me
a lot of information


about what Clare is looking for.

Good? Totally good.

But who knows?

♪ ♪

So...

[sighs]

I really, really am conscious
of the conversations

I have with you guys,
and I take 'em all to heart,

and what we talk about
means a lot to me.

The thing
that is my saving grace

is that I know
what I'm looking for,

and I know what I want.

I feel, tonight,

like I have
a lot to think about,

and I actually did not get

what I needed with you guys.

♪ ♪

So...

right now I feel like this rose,

I won't be able
to give this out tonight,

but I'm gonna go
sleep on things.

I have a lot to think about,

and I'll see you guys
at the Rose Ceremony tomorrow.

Okay. Sounds good.

Okay?

All right, you guys have
a good night, okay?

You too. Thanks, Clare.

Good night, Clare. Yes.

You too. Bye, guys.

Good night. Sleep well.

Good night. Good night.

♪ ♪

So I think
one of us deserved it.

I would rather
somebody have gotten that rose

than this feeling. Yeah, yeah.

'Cause this feels
like [bleep].

Why are we even doing this date?

It would appear to me that,

like, she took
some stuff personally.

Is she a little perturbed

that we made fun
of her man right now?

I really don't think
I can sit there

and go, "You dished
on my fiancé so hard."

Like, I can't be doing
that [bleep], you know?

Like, it doesn't feel right.

I like Dale.
That's not a surprise.


And you're making fun
of Dale and I's connection?

Like, it's not okay.

Clare, thank you
for showing up tonight.

I just wanna let you know

that I'm so proud of you

for being bold,
saying how you feel,

speaking up, living your truth,
and showing up for me.

You, tonight, deserve this rose.

This is what's so beautiful

about, like, mine and Dale's
relationship right now

is that I feel confident in it,
and I feel like

that I am literally
on the right path.

Oh, it feels so good.

That was pretty much, like,

worst case scenario
ending, honestly.

Yeah.
Like, give it to somebody.

Like, do you not see one of us
making it past this week?

Like?

Could you honestly tell me

anybody else, legit,
in the house right now

that she is showing
any interest towards?

Does anybody come to mind
besides Dale?

No. I don't know.

I mean, like, Clare
has a massive crush on Dale.

She's got total tunnel vision.

That's what that felt like
to me, like, almost--

She doesn't really care
about anybody else

or giving anybody else
a fair shake besides Dale.

This process is supposed
to be for Clare


to find a husband.

Well, if she already found it,
then what are we doing?

'Cause she's obviously
not giving anybody else

a chance anyway.

If you wanna go be with Dale,

go be with him now,
and we'll all go home.

Right.

If you already
got a boyfriend,

the [bleep] am I doing here?
Right.

If you want Dale,
and that's what's up,

you really want him,
if you wanna get crazy,


let's get [bleep] crazy.

How about
the rest of us walk out?


♪ ♪

Next week
on "The Bachelorette"...


[sobs]

The path we're on right now,

it doesn't end well for anybody.

I just waited
so long for this.

Okay.

You've just blown up
"The Bachelorette."

[tense music]

[sobbing]

This is hard.

Clare's gone,
and I still haven't, like,


fully comprehended
what the hell's going on.


What about me? Just tell me.

That's all I wanna know.

This is
a two-way [bleep] street.

Doesn't seem to make sense
to me right now.

You can tell the guys are
getting drained and fed up.


You're gonna start seeing
a different side of me.

It's frustrating as hell.

I'm gonna freak
the [bleep] out.

We put ourselves on the line.

We did everything you asked.

I'll apologize
if I wasted your time.

I'll apologize if I hurt you.

Why am I here?

♪ ♪

Everything
crumbled in an instant.


What the [bleep]
just happened?

We have never dealt
with anything like this

in the history of our show.

Well, now I'm confused
as all hell.

What is next?

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

The journey continues
next week


on "The Bachelorette."

Now the beautiful
Clare Crawley!

[cheers and applause] Yay!

Oh, hey.

Welcome to Clare's
Extreme Strip roast.

[laughter]

I guess what easier way
to start off a roast

than with the roast master
himself, Chris Harrison.

I feel like you're such
a romantic, Chris.

I bet before you seal the deal,
you lean in and whisper,

"Let the journey begin."

[laughter]

True story. That's true.

In all seriousness,
I saw what was happening

in strip dodgeball
the other day.

I thought shrinkage happens
when it's cold out,

not hot out.

[laughter]

Joe, I'm just glad that
whenever I need a good nap,

you really know
how to put me to sleep.

[laughter]

Anesthesiology joke.

Brendan, I didn't realize
you were still here.

Honestly, I thought
I sent you home last week.

[laughter]

My bad, my bad,
that was Brandon, not Brendan.

My bad.
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