14x09 - Menzeses

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14x09 - Menzeses

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RuPaul: Previously
on RuPaul's Drag Race...

You'll be performing
a brand-new retro hit.

[cheering]

♪ He's a bad boy,
baby, baby ♪

♪ Stay away ♪

Watch out, Johnny!

[cheers and applause]

Jasmine.

I could see you thinking
about the dance steps

instead of being the character.

-Kerri.
-Your body's amazing,

but I don't wanna walk away
just remembering your body.

I wanna walk away
remembering you.

Daya Betty.

Just when you needed to,

you've hit the pedal
to the metal.

Con-drag-ulations.

You are the winner
of this week's challenge.

[cheers and applause]

Jasmine Kennedie,
shantay you stay.

Kerri, sashay away.

-Holy f*ck.
-Ugh.

Oh, my goodness.

I feel a sense of relief

because I am not
the one eliminated.

But at the same time,

it's a bittersweet moment
just because I sent home Kerri.

"You ladies
are truly a blessing,

and you each are All Stars."

Kerri!

That was a lot.

She made me realize

that you have to live your life
authentically 100% yourself,

and not hold anything back.

She represented
everything I wanted to be,

and I was such a big fan of her
before coming in here,

and I feel horrible

that I was the one
that sent her home.

It's just really, really hard

just because I wanna be
in this competition so bad,

but I do have this,
like, looming feeling

of that, like,
I did something, like, wrong.

Kerri is a very rare,
beautiful soul.

We love you, Kerri.

-We love you.
-Love you, twin.

And you'll always
be in our hearts.

Jasmine's really upset
to be the one

that knocked Kerri out.

But this is a competition,

so she needs to focus
on the bigger picture

and really just set her sights
on the prize.

Con-drag-ulations, Miss Daya.

[cheering]

Finally, bitch.

Yes, girl.

It feels really f*cking good.

It feels so good!

You're, like, bitch,
I wanna win something, shit.

And to see you do it,

I think we're all just,
like, well deserved, yeah.

Well, and I hope
nobody, like, takes offense

if I've come off a little
bitchy or, like, whatever.

The past couple of weeks,
I'm just, like,

really trying to keep my head
in the game right now, so...

Girl, you're here to win.

I know, and I hope
y'all b*tches are here, too,

you know, 'cause if you're not,

then why the f*ck
are you here?

That's just how
I think about it, so...

Daya's very open about
how competitive she is,

and that's something
I appreciate,

because I'm not very open
with how competitive I am.

It is okay to feel
a little cutthroat at times.

Is anybody surprised or confused

by any of the placements
tonight?

For the most part
I totally understand,

like, the tops
and the bottoms of the week.

But the safe girls
kind of, like,

we're trying to do the math
as well, and figure out,

'cause, like, we did say

that Miss DeJa might
have been in the bottom.

The safe queens' opinions
does not matter.

I met this challenge head-on,
so their opinions?

It doesn't matter.
f*ck them.

This is a really tight race.

There's a lot of wins
on the board right now.

There's six of us
that have a win right now,

and Miss Angie has two.

I'm the only one
that hasn't won.

I haven't won either.

No, you haven't won?

I want a win.
I need a win.

I'm hoping that I can throw

some, you know,
pearls on the stage,

I can trip someone.

Something very subtle that
I can get away with. [laughs]

I don't have, like, a strategy
mindset, I really don't.

Maybe I should.

Oh! Oh.

I knocked over
someone's powder.

I'll buy you a new one.

With what, win money?
No.

[all laugh]

-You shady bitch!
-Y'all is shady!

I've been a mess today.

I dropped glitter, powder--

Choreography.

[all laugh]

You f*cking bitch!

I think it is
an incredibly stupid idea

to count anybody out.

The moment you start,
like, looking past somebody

is the moment you're setting
yourself up to be proven wrong

and send your ass home.

Read me to filth.

Well, we know DeJa can't,
so can someone else?

You two-faced Gemini bitch!

[all laugh]

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

RuPaul: The winner
of RuPaul's Drag Race

receives a one-year supply

of Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics

and a grand prize of $100.000,
powered by Cash App.

With extra-special
guest judge Nicole Byer.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

♪ May the best drag queen win ♪

♪ Best drag queen win ♪

Aah!

-Yay!
-Ow!

It is another day
in the werkroom.

I am feeling so good
coming off of a fresh win,

but I'm going to pretend
that it didn't really happen.

That way I don't
get too caught up in it.

Hello, hello, hello!

[cheering]

All right!

And then there were eight.

-Yes.
-Yes.

They say it's a man's world,

but when it comes
to snatching attention,

nobody does it better
than a drag queen.

Yes.

So for today's mini-challenge,

you need to photobomb

some of the world's
most famous men.

[all laugh]

Warning. Your photo
may go viral,

but a quick trip to the clinic
will clear that right up.

And to help you stand out,

feel free to use
bold accessories

courtesy of Snag Tights.

Okay, ladies,
you've got 15 minutes

to get into quick drag.

Ready, set, go!

[screaming]

-Get out the way!
-Careful of the legs.

Oh, my God, I look stupid,
I look crazy!

So today, we're just gonna be
really embracing natural beauty.

All right, ladies, time is up.

All right, first up,

it's Daya Betty
photobombing Lil Nas X

at the Tom Ford Fashion Show.

I really wanna squeeze
his nipples.

Ooh, yeah.

Nipples!

Ooh, yes, get it all in there.

[laughs] Emote!

Ugh!

Through your face,
not your ass.

-Ugh!
-[laughs]

She wants some Big Nas X.

Angeria photobombing
David Beckham,

Mr. Posh Spice, if ya nasty.

You realize any hole is a goal?

-Uh-huh.
-Bend it like Beckham.

Lady Camden photobombing
Sasha Baron Cohen.

Can you bend those legs
behind your head?

Aah!

Apparently I can!

[all laugh]

Bad Borat.
Slap it, yes!

You cheeky bastard.

Willow Pill
photobombing Jake Gyllenhaal

walking his dog in L.A.

You know what we're gonna do?

We're gonna do a washed-up
Mary Lou Retton for this.

This is from the 1963 Olympics.

[all laugh]

Ride that dog
like you really mean it.

And sniff that dog's ass.

Sniff it hard.

[all laugh]

Bosco photobombing
Pee-wee Herman.

Eye to the camera.

Now brown eye to the camera.

Why don't you take a picture?
It'll last longer.

Jorgeous photobombing
Leonardo DiCaprio.

She's queen of the world!

[all laugh]

Jasmine Kennedie photobombing
Billy Porter at the Met Gala.

Strike a pose, darling.

You look like a pterodactyl.

Rawk!
[all laugh]

Billy and Jasmine,
now with wings.

DeJa Skye photobombing
Shawn Mendes at the MTV VMAs.

Hi, lady.

Hello.
[all laugh]

Ooh.
Oh, my God, DeJa.

Why'd you have to be so sexy?

Me!

[all laugh]

New couple alert!

Can you finger him
as you flip him off?

Yeah. Mm.

Yeah.
[all laugh]

DeJa, do you love it
when he calls you senorita?

[all laugh]

Wow, the camera loves you all,

but one of you set
the Interwebs on fire.

The winner of today's
mini-challenge is...

Willow Pill.

[cheers and laughter]

Con-drag-ulations.

You've won
a cash prize of $2.500.

-Werk!
-Oh, my God!

Ladykins, I've got good news.

RuPaul's DragCon is back
and better than ever.

[cheers and applause]

Our tribe gathers in person

to celebrate love,
light, and laughter.

In addition to the exclusive
performances,

the sickening shopping,

and the star-studded
meet-and-greets,

my favorite part
is the DragCon panels.

It's where today's
most sizzling personalities

discuss hot topics
that we can all relate to.

Now, for this week's
maxi-challenge,

you'll work in two groups
to tackle the highly fascinating

and deeply complex topic
of... menzes.

-Oh!
-Ooh!

-Uh-huh.
-Mens.

Whether you wanna
talk about your sugar daddy,

your real daddy,
your blood brothers,

or your brother
from another mother,

you need to lead
a dynamic discussion

that's both real
and real enter-tainting.

Yes, oh, my God.

Now, Willow, you won
the mini-challenge,

so you get to choose your team.

Ooh!

I'm really happy,

because
I didn't wanna get stuck

with a group that
I didn't want to work with.

But I'm also afraid
that whoever's left

is, like, oh, I'm just,
like, chopped liver.

But, you know,

they're gonna have to get
over it, so I don't even care.

Willow, who do you choose first?

Okay, I've never gotten
to work with DeJa.

Yay!

Willow picks me first.

B-b-b-b-boom.

Angie, come on over, bitch.

Damn, Willow, what you
gonna do with all that ass?

[all laugh]

The last person I would like
to work with more is Camden.

Yay!

Wait, those are your choices?

My thoughts exactly.

[all laugh]

And that means
Daya Betty, Bosco,

Jasmine Kennedie, and Jorgeous,
you are on the opposing team.

I have to say I have
observed Daya's face.

She doesn't seem
the most excited

with the people on her team.

Ladies, as you prepare
your panels,

each team needs to pick
one queen

to act as the moderator
of your panel.

Racers, start your engines,
and may the best drag queen win.

[cheering]

I am a little nervous.

The other team, they've all been
playing the game super strong.

However, Willow puts me
in a group with Jasmine.

Jasmine's like
an energy vampire,

and that is not good.

#TeamLeftovers.

I'm f*cking excited.
DragCon panel, bitch!

Today's maxi-challenge
is we are actually gonna do

our own DragCon panel
on the subject of menzeseseses.

I don't know about anybody else,
but I love men.

How about you?

There's more to men
than just penis.

-Not to me, but to most people.
-But to most people, yeah.

So we do need to assign
a moderator.

Have you thought about that?

I am thinking

I would like
the moderator to be you.

I was thinking the same thing.

Yes, I'm down.

I think you're the best person
to keep us all together.

So you'll be kicking off
each topic.

DeJa the moderator. [laughs]

Is this, like, a come up with
a character type thing,

or is this, like, a--

No, we're ourselves.

-Yeah, ourselves.
-We're ourselves.

I think the best way
I can imagine it

is as if I'm talking at home

-with all my friends.
-Yeah.

Because I hate the three of you.

[all laugh]

I do feel like we have
good chemistry together.

I don't see the other team

as members hanging out
in their daily lives together.

I'm thinking that
they might run into trouble

with just general chemistry
and flow.

So the idea
of, like, a panel,

where does that
take you immediately?

I'm thinking, like,
instructional, infomercials,

and, like, Steve Jobs

revealing, like, a new iPhone
type of situation.

I have never been on a panel,

but I'm not scared
to talk to people.

I worked in customer service
since I was, like, 13.

There's an art form
to being a very salty barista,

and I am an extremely
salty barista.

"Select a moderator
to drive the conversation."

First of all,
what's a moderator?

A moderator is someone
who basically, like, delegates

and puts, like, the direction
of the conversation.

And, like, making sure
that, like,

we're engaging
with each other.

If possible, I would love
to take the moderator role.

No, no, no, no.

Not today.

No.

Are you gonna be able to cut off
whenever it's not, like--

you know, 'cause a moderator
just has to get to the point.

Yes.
In terms of that,

I'm, like, able to give you guys
rooms and things like that,

and then if there's, like,
a little, like, dead space,

I could always fill in time
with things like that.

Here's the thing.
Jasmine knows how to talk,

but a moderator also needs
to know when to stop talking.

-I feel like--
-Well, it feels like--

Bosco, what are you
thinking about?

Right now, I am kind of feeling
the moderator role,

if that isn't stepping on
anybody's toes

-for the most part.
-Work.

And Bosco, if you
were to open,

I feel like it would be
very strong, bitch.

'Cause that is what's going to
lead us in on a positive note,

or we're gonna flatline fast.

And I feel more comfortable
with Bosco.

-No offense, Jasmine.
-No, it's okay.

No, I'd rather work
collaborative as a team

and make it better
than just try to take it

just because I was in
the bottom two last week

-and trying to, like, stand out.
-Great.

It has always been
a challenge for me

not to over-talk
or overrun a conversation.

Since this is
a talking challenge,

my biggest struggle in this

is going to make sure
that I am talking enough,

but I'm also not
over-talking others.

Hey, mamikins.

Hey, mama.

Now, is it raining menzes
up in here?

-Up in here!
-Oh, yes!

[all laugh]

Eew!

[all laugh]

Team Willow, come on over.

So we're talking about menzes.

Yes.

Tell me some of the topics

that you will be covering
with this panel.

Well, we wanted to do a mixture
of having a lot of fun

and interjecting
a lot of comedy,

but also some serious stuff.

So, like, fatherhood
is a great place

for us to tell
about our stories,

and so we wanna have a great
ebb and flow of entertainment,

but also realness.

Ebb and flow. They used to
live down the street from me.

Yeah, they were whores.
Yeah.

So what is the theses
of your father talk?

What's your relationship
like with your father?

-I don't talk to my father.
-Why not?

When we were 14,
he up and left us.

And my mother suffers with
bipolar and schizophrenia,

so she couldn't take care of
herself, let alone two children.

And so, who took care
of the family after that?

We kind of separated.

My mother and my brother
moved somewhere else,

and then I was taken in
by a guardian.

And he really kind of gave me

the father that
I've always longed for.

Yeah. Wow.

So who's been to DragCon?
Raise your hand.

So, Angeria, you've never been.

Get the f*ck out.

[all laugh]

Now, who's also been to panels?

I've actually done
a panel before.

At another Con?

[all laugh]
How dare you!

No, but I've done panels
in pageants.

And how did that go?

I did not win the category.

Why didn't you win?

My strategy then was to
kind of wait and then speak.

The person that did win,

they were more straight out
the gate, this is what I think.

Well, I think that's
a good point you brought up,

because a lot of times when
people are in these situations,

and this comes up
for people who may be shy,

you think, oh, I have to act
a certain kind of way.

Just be yourself.

Talk like you're talking
to your friends.

It has to be fluid
and conversational.

Camden, I can see

there's a tentativeness
in your demeanor.

What is it that you're afraid
of people finding out about you?

I don't know.

Like, I'm afraid of, like,
sometimes looking stupid.

Okay, number one, let's just
sit on that for a minute.

You don't have time
to be studying other people,

what they're thinking.

But we let that other voice
get in the way.

Just be yourself.

When you were performing
One Way or the Other,

where you're doing
this thing where you...

and you were interpreting
and all that stuff,

connect to that.

Apply that to everything,

and you'll win yourself
some more f*cking challenges.

Yeah.

This is one of those challenges

where I could just recoil
and tense up and, like, b*mb.

I need to not do

the Homer Simpson
disappearing into the bushes.

This is an opportunity
for us to really get in there

and look under the hood

and see how this engine
of masculinity works.

Still have fun with it,

but make sure that people
walk away from your panel

with some real,
tangible information.

I feel like Ru is looking at me,
going, bitch.

She's looking
for that same looseness

and, like, crazy freedom

that I felt I had
as Freddie Mercury.

Okay, Bosco, Daya Betty,
Jorgeous, Jasmine.

So we're talking about menzes.

Yes, our favorite subject.

I know it's your
favorite subject.

What about you, Daya Betty?
Have you been in a relationship?

Yeah, I've been in
a relationship for five years.

With Satan?

[all laugh]
With Satan, yeah, yeah.

Uh-huh. What's Satan like
in bed?

-Actually, not that good.
-[laughs]

Very disappointing,
to be honest, Ru.

Are you all getting along well?

How are you two getting along?

We're doing pretty good.

I know, we always
are at each other's throat,

-back and forth, but--
-Why is that?

We're not
at each other's throat.

Not-- Frenemy-ish.

We're not
at each other's throat.

What are you?

Sometimes she just doesn't
know when to shut her mouth.

Yeah, and sometimes she likes

to comment on things that
don't need to be commented on.

And sometimes she likes
to talk over people.

-Exactly.
-Uh-huh.

In a way, she's like
a little sister...

-Yeah.
-That I wanna bash her head

into the concrete floor.

But there's a part of me
that loves her.

So now this is interesting,

because there's a panel where
you're all talking and stuff.

How will you be able
to take a slice of the pie

and then leave some
for the rest of the kids?

I think it's honestly

by kind of how
I'm formatting my situation.

I'm gonna be not necessarily
dominating the conversation,

but more kind of being, like,

the person they come to
with the question,

if that makes sense.

Doesn't make sense.
[all laugh]

Now, have you workshopped
this topic enough?

You know, if you were in
Lou Grant's newsroom--

don't question my reference--

you would go, you know,
let's hear all the ideas,

put them all on the table,
and let's sort through

to find out the ones
that pack the most power.

Now, this has gotta be fun,
because this is DragCon.

But you have to be able
to hit some points

so that the people listening
have some takeaway from this.

In fact, Jorgeous, have you
learned anything about men

in this workshop
that you didn't know?

No, honestly.
[laughs]

I would worry about that.

Your relationship to femininity,

it's very clear cut.

Where does that come from?

Ever since I was five years old
I always grew up dancing,

and, like,
I watched ninja movies,

and I was always in tune with my
body ever since I was younger.

There's baby pictures of me
posing as a--like--

I know there are.

And I'm just, like,
with my hip out.

Did your father say,
"Boy, don't you do that"?

Yes. I used to walk around
on my tiptoes,

and my grandpa and my dad

used to get so mad at me
for doing that.

Really?
And why do you think that is?

I feel like because

they didn't want me
to be feminine whatsoever.

-Because?
-I don't know why.

Like, I was just doing me.

I was just having fun.

I just felt comfortable
with myself.

Now, this is good shit
right here.

These are the kinds of things
I want you to workshop.

I mean, this right now

is an opportunity
for you to dig deep

and sort it all out,
get it on the table.

Give us some takeaway
with this thing.

Otherwise, you might be
lip syncing this week.

Ru's definitely stressing

that this needs to be personal,

but at the same time,

she's also really stressing
that this needs to be fun.

It's hard to say
how this will go.

Well, thank you, ladies.
We'll talk later.

-Thank you.
-Let's do it.

-Thank you, Miss RuPaul.
-Thanks, Ru.

I'm leaving today thinking that
this could be a moment for me.

However, I don't know until
I see what my teammates do.

Like, what is a moderator
without content to moderate?

So this could very well
blow up in my face

or be my saving grace.

Maxine!

[laughs]

Today we get to do
our DragCon panel

in front of the judges.

I'm feeling so excited,
super confident.

Our team is gonna
knock it out of the park.

-Maxine!
-Maxine!

Who's excited
that we get to do DragCon?

-Yeah!
-I'm so happy about it.

How are you feeling,
Miss Jasmine?

I'm feeling very good.

I think our group is doing
a lot better than we were.

Yeah, I was very confused
at first.

Yeah.
Now we kind of have an idea

of how it's running
and things like that,

so I just have to make sure

I'm letting room
for other people to talk.

And I think with
how we practiced it,

I did a good job, so...

Is Jasmine learning something?

Am I growing
and developing?

-Oh, my God.
-What is this?

I don't think my team

has the utmost confidence in me
in this challenge,

but I am very much for the team,

and I am going to take
the critiques and dial it back.

I feel like I am
on the right track.

Something I've definitely,
like, learned a lot

from, like, creating,

is to not get attached
to anything.

If something's
not working, drop it.

Your brain is capable
of coming up with new ideas.

I definitely learned that
being here, honestly.

'Cause, like, bitch,
we rehearse something

or practice something,
it never...

-Turns out?
-Yes.

Sometimes when I get in front
of a mic,

I get hella flustered,
I get hella nervous.

But, honestly,
the head bitch is Bosco,

and, bitch, we got Jasmine,
we got Daya,

and we got me,
a whole group of bad b*tches.

So we got this.

So I'm wearing, like,
a dark red wig,

and I feel like I'm gonna
look like my mum today.

-Love that for you.
-Like my actual mum.

Do you feel like you
look like your mom at all

when you're in drag sometimes?

Yeah, the first time
I got in drag,

a lot of my mum's friends
were, like,

"Oh, my God, you are
your mother."

"You are your mother."

-You are your--
-"I am your father!"

And I am your faja!

[all laugh]

And I have to say, Willow,

like, thank you so much
for choosing us.

-Yes.
-Because honestly, like,

I've been wanting to work
with you for a while.

You do a great job, and you know
what I like about you a lot?

Tell me what you like about me.

I am.
I'm gonna tell you.

I really like that
you are quiet,

but you do not, like,
play the back, though.

Like, you're still
gonna have a voice.

-Yeah.
-I think you realize

you don't have to be
the loudest person in the room,

you know, to still make a point.

I feel no need to bark.

Yes.
I noticed that about you.

I want another win so bad.

I wasn't even happy,
like, being safe last week.

I wanna be back on top,
and I feel confident this week.

I just--I need
to bag another one.

See the drag queens
in their natural habitat,

undisturbed, quiet as a mouse.

As the eyeliner applies
and the lash attaches,

careful, as not to disturb her.

I don't like you
as you look so creepy at me.

Quiet.

Careful not to disturb.

-[belch]
-Oh!

-Wow.
-Was that Lady?

That was Willow.

That's not a lady,
that's Godzilla.

-[laughs]
-That's Godwillow.

Y'all b*tches are crazy.

Maxine!

[laughs]

[RuPaul laughs]

♪ Cover girl,
put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe,
let your whole body talk ♪

-Yes, Dynasty.
-Yes!

And what?

Welcome to the main stage
of RuPaul's Drag Race.

She's never met a man
she didn't like.

Michelle Visage.

Well, there was this one guy
years ago in New Jersey

in a park at night
under the jungle gym.

Now, I didn't get his name,
so let's just call him Floppy.

[laughs]

Style superstar Carson Kressley.

Now, Carson, what's your
favorite thing about men?

Yes.

[all laugh]

You learned that
from Zsa Zsa.

I sure did.

And the men all pause
for Nicole Byer.

Nicole, what's your favorite
thing about men?

-d*ck.
-[laughs]

Well, what qualities
do you look for in a man?

-d*ck.
-[laughs]

Who's your favorite Van d*ke?

-Oh.
-d*ck.

[laughs]

This week
we challenged our queens

to info-taint us

in DragCon panel discussions
about menzes.

Racers, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win.

RuPaul's DragCon
presents our first panel.

[applause]

Well, hello,
and welcome to our panel.

Men: A Work in Progress.

Now, we're gonna be talking

about the good, the bad,
and the ugly.

Speaking of ugly, do you
wanna meet our panelists?

[all laugh]

We have Miss Lady Camden.

Hello, you sexy b*tches.

We have Miss Wiwwow Piww.

Hello, darlings.

And of course, Miss Angeria.

But you can call me Angie.

[all laugh]

Now, the topics at hand,

we are gonna be talking
about hot mens.

Mm-hmm. Fatherhood,
and relationships and sex.

So let me tell you, ladies,
what makes a man sexy?

Now, I can say for me,
I love body hair.

I like to be exfoliated
when I'm giving him--

A hug?

A hug, yes.
[all laugh]

I've heard you give great hugs.

That's exactly what
I was gonna go for.

Now, Willow, what makes
a man sexy to you?

Well, it's complicated for me,
because I'm an anarchist

who believes men
should be punished

for their crimes
against the world,

but I do find them
very attractive.

Okay. Okay.
[all laugh]

So I really like
a feminine man.

And in the gay community,

there's this whole
masc-for-masc thing,

which if you don't know,

means a masculine man looking
for another masculine man,

like Ross and Carson.

Yes, yes.
[all laugh]

But I like femininity.

There are people that actually
like to call me a drag lesbian,

because I actually like
to date other drag queens.

Oh, kiki to kaikai.

Yeah, it's something
that I think

is so sexy about a man
that I could share a wig with.

[all laugh]
It really is.

Now let's do something fun.

Who is your celebrity crush?

Blake Lively.

Blake...that's a...

You mean Blake Shelton?

Oh. Blake Shelton.

[all laugh]

You didn't even get
the man's name right.

Aah!

I love Dwayne
"The Rock" Johnson.

-Baby!
-Yes!

I need a man that can handle
a loveseat or a futon or two,

if you know what I mean.

I have noticed
in the recent years, though,

dad bod has kind of become
the quintessential ideal body,

and that's gonna lead me
to fatherhood.

Now, Miss Angeria,

how was your relationship
with your father?

Well, I actually have an amazing
relationship with my dad.

He's accepted me being gay
and doing drag,

and that is a lot,
especially where I come from.

You know, I'm from Sparta,
Georgia, baby,

and that is very rare,

and I just feel like
there are men out there

who are led to believe
that loving your gay child

somehow makes you
less masculine.

Well, I'm here to tell you
that it does not.

Period.
What about you, Willow?

Well, my dad died
when I was 11.

-Oh, babe.
-And it was hard

because we'd had
a rocky relationship.

I could tell that
he knew that I was gay.

And it's not hard
when, you know,

I'd run around wearing
a sequined headband as a bra.

Does it still fit?

Yeah, I wore it
for my entrance.

Completely.

I just wanna say to, like,
any parents out there,

don't wait
to embrace your child

or figure out
what's going on with them.

Just do it now.

'Cause there might not
be a later.

Life took that away
from me and my dad.

What about you, Camden?

You know, I'll admit

I definitely hid
a lot of who I am

from my dad from a young age.

And so I always
lived in this fear

of what he would say,
what he was thinking.

So I almost trained myself
to be cautious.

A lot of those feelings
came back up

when I started to do drag.

I felt very, like,

I don't want him
to know who this is.

When he found out,
he called me up

and he said, "I love you,

but I'm so heartbroken
that you held this from me."

So I think sometimes
it's up to the child

to be open and willing
and ready to receive that love,

'cause sometimes your fear
is holding you back,

which it was for me, so...

I actually do not have

a relationship
with my father at all.

I do remember specifically
I was eight years old,

and I remember
calling a boy cute.

My dad chased me
around the yard, beat my ass,

and told me, "You do not
say that about a boy,

because I'm not gonna raise
a p*ssy."

And that stuck with me

up until maybe
I was 18 when I came out,

even though the world knew,
hello, I am gay.

And I'm so glad we're
having this conversation,

because it's not
the child's responsibility

to make their parent
feel comfortable.

Also, I wanna see
more dads in drag.

Yes, yes, more drag queens
that look like DeJa.

Yes.
[all laugh]

Now, who's single?

Oh, okay, we all lonely.
Got it.

Now, Willow,
is this by choice?

Yeah, I mean, I've never had sex
or been in a relationship

because I only do a**l.

Okay.
[all laugh]

No, on a serious note,
I do find dating difficult,

because out of drag, I'm not
a very confident person.

I have a chronic illness,

and it makes me look
really young

and a little, like, sickly.

So I feel like out of drag,

I look like a sad
Victorian doll.

And then in drag, I look like
a sad Victorian doll,

but with whore makeup.

And then I also have
a disability

in my fingers and my wrists,

so I give really bad handjobs,
which is tragic.

-I heard that about you.
-Yeah.

You know something that
I think is so difficult

about dating these days?

Hooking up.

And I think it's because

you don't see many men
working for it.

Getting sex these days
is like ordering a pizza.

You just call it in

and it shows up
at your door 15 minutes,

hot and ready.
[all laugh]

All right, let's open the floor
for some final thoughts.

Well, we called this
Men: A Work in Progress

because it really is.

I mean, this is all fun
to talk and joke about,

but this is gonna be work
for generations to come,

so that the people coming
don't have to feel

a lot of this pain
that we've talked about it.

And we talk about it
in a fun, humorous way,

but the pain really is there,

and we don't want that
for the rest of the world.

-Not at all.
-It's gonna take a lot of work.

And to my dads out there
that are listening,

man up, take responsibility,
and love your child.

And if you need a date,
call DeJa.

[all laugh]

And if you're Blake Lively,
don't call me.

Don't call Camden.
[all laugh]

Well, thank you guys so much

for joining us
for our DragCon panel.

I wanna thank our panelists.

Thank you guys, Camden,
Willow, and Angeria,

and, of course, I was your host,
Miss DeJa Skye.

Good night.
[applause]

I think that my team
knocked it out of the park.

I don't know what the other team
finna be giving,

but they definitely got
some competition on this one.

RuPaul's DragCon
presents our next panel.

Welcome to the second panel
of the day,

Men: Electric Boogaloo
Part II,

now with more men.

[all laugh]

When I think of men,
so many questions come to mind.

Questions like, why?

[all laugh]

For what?

And honestly?

So I'm gonna need
a little bit of help.

Let's meet our panel.

We have the multifaceted yet
complex talents of Daya Betty.

Thank you for that introduction.

You're so welcome.

The incredibly quiet
and subtle Jasmine Kennedie.

Who, me?
Hi, y'all.

And maybe she's born with it,

or maybe she's born for this.

It's Jorgeous.
[all laugh]

Hello-teous!

And I will be your
moderator today, Bosco.

Let's talk about
how men navigate the world

in a section I'd like to call
you've got male...privilege.

[all laugh]

Jasmine, do you think
it's easier for men than--

Oh, my God, yes.

Oh, my God, men have it
so much easier than women.

I can go on a tangent,

but I'm gonna keep it
short and sweet for y'all.

-Thank God.
-[laughs]

But basically, male privilege
is kind of this thing

that's kind of fundamental
in society.

It's taught to us
at a very, very young age.

If you could take it back
to, like, middle school,

men have the privilege
to kind of wear

and get to do
whatever they wanted to do.

But women, I mean, God forbid
if they wore a spaghetti strap

or a skirt a little too low.

You know, I think
right now in society

we put too much pressure
on how women--

or children or women
are supposed to look.

Like, the dress code
isn't there technically,

so I think
it should really be taught

that a woman can wear
whatever she wants,

and she shouldn't
be judged for it.

I remember being at parties,

hearing guys talk about,
you know, their numbers,

how many girls they slept with.

And everyone was rallying
around them,

being like, "Yeah, bro,"
you know, that kind of thing.

And if a girl
were to be doing that,

she was slut-shamed immediately.

And that's kind of something
that is taught at a young age

and brought into adulthood,
unfortunately.

Oh, so what we're trying to say

is this is something that
follows them from boys to men.

Nineties dab.
[all laugh]

I don't think every man
is just, like, walking around,

like, utilizing their
male privilege as a w*apon.

I feel like a lot of it

comes from, like,
a societal expectation,

and I feel like sometimes that
expectation is internalized

and turns into something that
Britney Spears might call toxic,

which is gonna bring us
to our next topic,

which is toxic masculinity.

I feel like drag queens

have a very nuanced relationship
with toxic masculinity.

Jorgeous, I wanna talk to you
in particular.

You've told me
that your dad is, like,

a really big fan of you
and your drag.

Has he always been so supportive
of your feminine side?

Honestly, I knew about
toxic masculini--

toxic masculinity
at a very young age.

I mean, when my mom
was crowning with me,

little did she know she was
gonna get a big old queen.

And I used to walk around
my house on my tiptoes,

with my hip out,
dancing all over the place,

and my dad and grandpa
really tried to suppress that

at a really young age,

and I never really
understood why

until doing this panel
and being here at DragCon.

It was all out of fear.

And honestly, he came
to one of my shows,

he saw how happy it made me,

he saw that the people that
I was around were so positive,

and he saw the money
that I was making, too,

to take care of myself.

And after the show,
he was like,

"You know what?
That's my boy."

Like, "I'm so
very proud of him."

When I came out,
my parents

were like, "Okay,
we can still love you,

but, like,
don't talk about it."

My dad in particular was like,

"Don't talk about it.
I don't want you to be unsafe.

I don't want your siblings
to be unsafe."

And I feel like that came
from a place of fear,

and that made him feel
insecure in his masculinity,

and it made him feel
scared for me.

And, like, I feel like my dad's,
like, on the right track.

Like, he loves me,
he's supportive,

but, like, he's still
not quite there.

Like, he still calls drag
my dancing.

He hasn't gone to my shows.

So I feel like drag is, like,

the antidote to this
toxic masculinity, though.

I think he just needs
to see all of this,

and then, like, we'll really
get to that next step.

Bitch, if you're toxitive--
toxic and masculine, bitch,

meet me outside
in the parking lot.

I have a couple words
for y'all.

She's small and feisty!
You better werk!

Well, I feel like
we've spent a lot of time

kind of bashing on men so far,
so I wanna flip this around.

Sorry 'bout it.

So we've talked about turn-offs.

Let's take this to turn-ons
for our final segment.

Hot menzeseses.
I believe that's plural.

Let's turn this over to our
resident d*ck dog, Daya Betty.

That's me!
Yes, thank you.

Yeah, you're an expert
on this, girl.

-Thank you.
-Tell me what turns you on.

Well, okay, the first turn-on
I remember was watching WWE.

You got the Chris Jerichos,

the Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson,
DeJa.

You know, John Cena.

I was always so enthralled

watching them on the TV,

getting nose-to-nose,
drenched in sweat.

You know, they wore
little, tiny outfits,

and I always noticed
they had rock-hard nipples.

-Okay.
-I made it my mission.

Like, the first week in college,

I'm like, I'm gonna find
my WWE Smackdown wrestler.

Now, right now,
at this point of my life,

I need a man with a mind
like Bill Nye the Science Guy,

and then someone with nipples
like Carson Kressley.

[all laugh]
Thank you for noticing.

Jasmine, what about you,
my friend?

My turn-ons?
Oh, my God.

Yeah, tell me
what turns you on.

I mean, I know
this is, like, geeky,

but I love a gamer.

I love someone who gets down,
you know, at 12:00 at night,

just gaming all night.

It's just, like, I don't know,
it's my favorite.

-Miss Jorgeous?
-Oh, my God.

Tell me about your turn-ons.

I love a guy
who's way taller than me.

I like to feel small
and itty-bitty.

How are you gonna find a guy
taller than you?

[all laugh]

You're really asking
for the world over here.

But I love my guys with...
[speaking Spanish].

You know?

I like my guys a little bit,
like, heftier and furrier.

Like, if y'all
are building a man,

I'm building a bear, for sure.

Like, that's what does it
for me.

I like somebody who's like
a loveseat that walks around.

[all laugh]

Thank you so much for
joining us for our panel,

Men: Electric Boogaloo II,
now with more men.

Ooh!

My name is Bosco.

We have Jorgeous,
Jasmine, and Daya Betty.

Thank you so much.

Thank y'all.
Thank y'all so much!

♪ The world is your runway ♪

Category is Shoulder Pads.

Up first, DeJa Skye.

Whoo, girl,
she plays linebacker

for Team Coco Chanel, darling.

DeJa: I am giving a nod
to Chanel,

a nod to linebackers.
[laughs]

I'm trying not to walk
like the Tin Man,

because the jacket
is very stiff.

I feel absolutely silly
and slammin'.

I'm talkin' square bids
to you, baby.

I own 51%
of this football team.

[all laugh]

Lady Camden.

Nicole: A nutcracker.

That's what they called me
in high school.

[laughs] Get those nutcrackers
away from my face!

Lady Camden: I am giving you

every ballet dancer's
nightmare,

The Nutcracker! Yes!

I'm transforming from
little old man nutcracker

to beautiful
temptress of the night.

I am just glistening,
glittering, new set of lips.

When all are asleep and
there's no noise in the house,

not even a peep from a mouse,

she comes to life, honey,
and she comes after your man!

RuPaul: Honey, she's going
to epaulette you have it!

[Carson laughs]

RuPaul: Willow Pill.

Carson: Apparently,
the stock market has spiked.

[RuPaul laughs]

Willow: I wanted
to bring a look

that was, like,
menswear in the year 2079.

It's like I'm the manager
of an evil pop group

that's taking over the world,

and our name
is Willow and the Pills,

something that screams
edge and punk

and is equally in the past
and in the future.

It's business,
it's sex, it's power,

and, of course, there's
always an element of camp.

RuPaul: Yes, honey, I think
she's on those Willow red pills.

Carson:
Attaché, you stay.

[RuPaul laughs]

RuPaul: Angeria.

Shoulder pads, check.

Houndstooth, check.
Crown, check.

Nicole:
Ooh, I'm seeing a pattern here.

Angeria: I wanna show
the judges right now

that I can go all the way
outside of my box.

So I am giving you a full
Club Kid houndstooth fantasy.

I done put on me

a nice, sickening
black lip for the kids.

I really want to sell
this whole fantasy.

Michelle:
Who let the hounds out?

Who, who, who, who?

RuPaul: Bosco.

Carson: When it rains,
it whores.

Bosco: My shoulder pad look
is neon Blade Runner.

I'm feeling
very futuristic '80s.

I've got my Dragon Ball Z
shoulder pads on.

It's like if the Morton
salt girl, d*ck Tracy,

and a villain
from Power Rangers

got rolled all into one look.

RuPaul: Ladies and gentlemen,
Dale Bozzio.

Michelle: Nobody walks in L.A.

Carson: I'll see you
on The Weather Channel.

RuPaul: Jorgeous.

Michelle:
She wore blue sequins.

Carson: Pomp-adorable.

Jorgeous: Bitch, I'm giving you
Selena meets Prince.

I'm giving you
pompadour realness.

Natural edges, of course.

I'm giving you
some of the Selena moves.

Girl, I'm living my best
Selena fantasy right now.

Y'all can't tell me nothing
at this point.

Nicole: I guess Blue's clue
was it's stunning.

[RuPaul laughs]

RuPaul: Jasmine Kennedie.

Carson:
The puce is loose.

RuPaul: Okay!

Ooh, dayglo she betta do!

Jasmine: Today, I'm giving you
very supermodel, very serious,

hands on hips, smug face,
just mean-mugging the judges,

letting them know
that I can do simplicity.

I don't have
all the accoutrements

and accessories
going on right now.

I'm giving you
Power Puff Girl villain,

and I am just letting them know

that I am not taking
anybody's bullshit.

Radio-attractive.

[RuPaul laughs]

RuPaul: Reclaiming her lime.

Reclaiming her lime.

[Michelle laughs]

RuPaul: Daya Betty.

Michelle: t*nk Girl!

Carson: Mad Maxine.

Michelle:
Don't ask, do tell.

Daya: I stomp down the runway

looking like a really fierce
G.I. Joe doll

mixed with a gladiator bitch
from hell.

Ooh, you might need that.

I love a little bit
of androgyny with my look.

Bitchy Betty
is tough and ready.

Michelle: She's enlisted
in the hair force.

RuPaul: Uh-huh.
Reporting for duty, G.I. Ho.

Welcome, ladies.

This week
you competed as teams,

but tonight you'll be judged
as individuals.

Now, when I call your name,
please step forward.

DeJa Skye.

Willow Pill.

Bosco.

Jorgeous.

Jasmine Kennedie.

Daya Betty.

Ladies, you represent the tops
and the bottoms of the week.

Lady Camden, Angeria,

you are safe.

You may leave the stage.

Now it's time
for the judges' critiques.

Up first, DeJa Skye.

DeJa! You comin' for
Whoopi's gig at The View?

[all laugh]

Because you kept it moving,
but also it was funny.

Also, it was, like,
educational and heartfelt.

I was, like, tee hee hee.
Ooh, wow, you know?

I think you did a really
good job at keeping it moving.

There were moments that you felt
a little stiff to me,

but when you gave into it,
it was great.

Keep loosening up.
Keep giving in to it.

Carson, did Michelle say,

"Keep loosening up,
keep giving in to it?"

Yes, yes.

It's, like, I feel like
I say that a lot.

Where'd my stool go?

[all laugh]

This look is what I live for,

because this to me
is like high drag,

because you're giving us camp,

you're giving us
a sense of humor.

You have
the ridiculous shoulders,

and that was the whole thrust
of the challenge.

We look for the ridiculous.

That extra wink, that's
what turns me on personally.

When we had
a shoulder pad storyline,

this is what I expected.

Thank you.

Up next, Willow Pill.

With something like
shoulder pads,

that's Mama Ru saying,
"Do it big."

So I feel like you could have
gone bigger with this look.

It's gorgeous, I love
the construction of it.

Of course, I love
the crystal pinstripe.

I just want
more shoulder pad, too.

And then during the panel,
you know how to tell a joke.

I give really bad handjobs.

Like, you know a setup
and you know a punch,

and, like, you were honest.

-Thank you.
-You were just so relatable.

You still allowed natural room
to laugh and joke about it

and not take your situation
too seriously.

And I learned
so much more about you,

which is what
we wanted to happen.

So on-point with
your outlook on life.

Some people get stuck
in the darkness of it,

but you have clearly
transcended it,

and that's when
it becomes a blast.

It is a blast.

You get more and more fierce
every time you come out here.

Just fabulous.

Thank you.

Up next, Bosco.

Tonight on the runway,
this is a bit simple for me.

-Okay.
-It's a bra with a corset,

panties, and a raincoat.

I kind of like
that bronze bustier,

I like the eyewear.

It's fun.
It's very Dale Bozzio.

Do you know Dale Bozzio?

She was the lead singer
of Missing Persons.

That's who
you look like tonight.

Is she pretty?

-Oh, she's gorgeous.
-Okay, good.

-Yeah. [laughs]
-Love that, then.

And then during the panel,
I thought you were really funny.

Menzeseses.
I believe that's plural.

It didn't feel rehearsed,
it felt like

you were super present,
and I love that.

I think you were
f*cking hilarious.

I thought you were a superstar,
a stand-out in the group.

Every good talk show host needs
to be an exquisite listener.

You were in it,
you were living it,

so you were able to listen,
and then you were able to react,

and that's why your comedy
was so natural.

You were born to do
moderating and hosting.

You're very funny.

You had me
at Electric Boogaloo.

[all laugh]

It's all about the breakdancing
craze of the early '80s.

You know, for us
sen...sen...sen...uh...

we love those kind
of references.

Werk.

Thank you very much.

Thank you.

Up next, Jorgeous.

Hello-teous!

This is a really gorgeous
silhouette.

I love that it's a jumpsuit,
I love the materials.

I mean, this material
just catches the light.

But I don't really get
shoulder pads from it.

I get puffy shoulders.

And then in your panel,

for me, I think you receded
a little bit.

Knew about toxic masculini--
toxic masculinity.

And I felt like
you were self-conscious,

and you'd stumble over yourself,

and then you'd get mad
at yourself, and I'd see you.

It's a panel, so you could
just be, like, oh, my God,

speaking's hard today, and then,
like, just reset and start over.

Okay.
[all laugh]

Look, they all laughed.

Easy laugh.

Listen, early on,
I would stumble over my words.

Now, I don't gi--
I don't care.

You know what?
I don't care!

[all laugh]

And you get to an age where
you just don't care, Jorgeous!

That's one of those things
that comes with time.

It was just
a lot of pressure today.

That thing that you do
on the runway,

when you learn how
to apply that to everything,

you will rule the world.

Up next, Jasmine Kennedie.

I love this look on you.

-This is really well edited.
-Yay!

It's sleek, it's a great color
for on the stage.

And I love the shoulder pads.
What a dream. I love it.

In the panel, I did think
you were very charismatic,

but I just didn't
get enough of you.

Now, I know you're a Kennedie,

but in your panel,
you were giving me

Nancy Reagan
as a magician vibes.

There you go!
[all laugh]

Weirdly, you aged yourself
by at least 20 years.

You're so young and sassy,
and that's what I want.

You're 22, damn it.

I want that playfulness.

I do feel like
you did recede a little bit.

Gaming all night,
I just, like, I don't know.

I think
it's a confidence thing.

You can have a couple zingers

and be the star
of the interview.

And I think
it's just exhale, relax,

and just actually
have a conversation.

It's like when
you're talking to friends.

You're not sitting, judging
yourself before you say it,

because that's usually what
happens when you're that young.

You're thinking, well, I've got
to behave a certain type of way.

It's like, no,
don't do that, do you.

Up next, Daya Betty.

Let's talk about
your panel performance.

I thought you were
very personable,

very relatable,
very articulate.

Someone with nipples,
like Carson Kressley.

I also really loved your outfit.

You truly were, like, drag!
And everyone else was, like,

I'm a nice woman,
it's a nice day.

I really enjoyed
the conversation

about the WWE stuff...

-[laughs]
-Ooh.

Because wrestlers
are drag queens.

-Uh-huh.
-Yeah.

I mean, think about
The Undertaker

and think about Ric Flair.

They were full drag.

WWE was, like,
a thing

that I watched with my dad,

and so I feel like that
does kind of come into play

-with my drag a little bit.
-Sure.

It's a very special place
in my heart.

It holds a very
special place in my heart.

Yeah, I usually watch it
with a fistful of lotion.

[all laugh]

You, too? Okay.

[all laugh]

Thank you, ladies,
I think we've heard enough.

While you untuck
in the werkroom,

the judges and I
will deliberate.

Now, just between
us squirrel friends,

I wanna know
what you think.

DeJa Skye.

I thought she was so wonderful
as the moderator.

She was so good at keeping
the conversation flowing

-and not letting it lull.
-She was fantastic tonight.

And I thought
she looked beautiful

during the panel.

Honestly,
I wanna see more.

Willow Pill.

She looked really sweet
and demure,

and she was cutting b*tches
left and right.

Her jokes are hilarious,

and she knows
where to insert them.

I love that she gives us wildly
different looks every time.

She definitely has a style,
but it's never the same look.

I do wish there was,
you know, more shoulder pad,

but I don't care, I like her.

-Bosco.
-She is so witty.

If DeJa Skye was, like,
commercial moderating,

Bosco is, like, ooh, nightclub,
edgy moderating if you will.

Why?

She was very funny, very dry.

Bosco was fantastic.

I just laughed
from the very beginning.

Clearly the stand-out
from her group.

Jorgeous.

Our little Jorgeous
got sucked up

in that panel,
and we lost her.

She needs to learn how to lay
into those flaws and use them,

like a Chrissy Snow
or a Goldie Hawn would,

to build a character.

The panel look, the hairline
for me was very distracting.

There was a lot of makeup
at the hairline.

Not good.

Tonight, not a good night
for Jorgeous.

Jasmine Kennedie.

On the panel,
I don't understand

why she looked 45
instead of 22.

A bit magician-y with the cape.

[imitates Margaret Thatcher]
It was like the Iron Lady

-does a bit of magic.
-Yes. Yes, exactly.

[imitates Margaret Thatcher]
The pearls are non-negotiable.

[all laugh]

I think she is so fun
and so endearing,

but tonight she felt
a little stiff.

She's not quite as confident
in who she is as a presenter.

-Daya Betty.
-On the panel,

I thought she was
really endearing, really sweet.

Wasn't the best,
but it was interesting.

On the runway, yes,
she did paint her face

house-down combat boots.

[all laugh]

But the look for me
was just so columnar.

Is that a word, when you look
like just a column?

Oh, cylindrical?

-Sure, we'll go with that.
-Okay.

Silence!

I've made my decision.

Bring back my girls.

Welcome back, ladies.

I've made some decisions.

Bosco. Your electric boogaloo
was breakin' new ground.

Con-drag-ulations. You're the
winner of this week's challenge.

[cheers and applause]

You've won a cash prize
of $5.000

-courtesy of Snag Tights.
-Thank you so much.

When RuPaul tells you
"con-drag-ulations,"

alls I feel
is just pure elation.

Willow Pill. This week,

the judges wanna give you
a hand... Job well done.

[all laugh]

-You're safe.
-Thank you.

Yes, Willow!
[applause]

DeJa Skye. We were cuckoo
for your Coco.

Now, take a little time
to enjoy the DeJa view.

-You are safe.
-Thank you.

[applause]

Jorgeous. You were glittering
on the runway,

but we missed that Jorgeous
sparkle in the challenge.

Jasmine Kennedie.

On the runway, you made
a bold fashion statement,

but in the panel...

[voice fades away]
you faded into the background.

[all laugh]

-Yes.
-Stupid.

Daya Betty, in the challenge,
you were stone-cold stunning,

but your runway look

needs to sign up
for booty camp.

Daya Betty, you are safe.

Thank you, guys.
Thank you so much.

You may join the other girls.

Thank you.

Jorgeous, Jasmine,
I'm sorry, my dears,

but you are up for elimination.

Oh, yes, the Jasmine versus
Jorgeous lip sync smackdown.

Let me tell you this, America.

We have been waiting for this.

Two queens stand before me.

I've consulted with the judges,

but the final decision
is mine to make.

Ladies, this is your last chance
to impress me

and save yourself
from elimination.

The time has come...
[thunder]

for you to lip sync...

[echoing]
for your life!

This will be my third lip sync.

I have to give it my all.

I'm sorry, Jorgeous.

It's not personal,
it's drag.

Good luck,
and don't f*ck it up.

♪ Oh, oh, sometimes
I get a good feeling, yeah ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ I just wanna tell you
right now that, uh, ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ I believe ♪

♪ I really do believe that ♪

♪ Something's got a hold
on me, yeah ♪

♪ Oh, it must be love ♪

♪ Oh, something's got
a hold on me right now, child ♪

♪ Oh, it must be love ♪

♪ Let me tell you now ♪

♪ I've got a feeling,
I feel so strange ♪

♪ Everything about me
seems to have changed ♪

♪ Step by step,
I got a brand-new walk ♪

♪ I even sound sweeter
when I talk ♪

-♪ I said, oh ♪
-♪ Oh ♪

-♪ Oh ♪
-♪ Oh ♪

-♪ Oh ♪
-♪ Oh ♪

-♪ Oh ♪
-♪ Oh ♪

♪ Hey, hey, yeah ♪

♪ Oh, it must be love ♪

♪ You know it must be love ♪

♪ Let me tell you now ♪

♪ Something's
got a hold on me, yeah ♪

♪ Oh, it must be love ♪

♪ Oh, I've never felt
like this before... ♪

Your eyes are literally
going wh-wh-who's--what--what?

-♪ I said, oh ♪
-♪ Oh ♪

-♪ Oh ♪
-♪ Oh ♪

-♪ Oh ♪
-♪ Oh ♪

-♪ Oh ♪
-♪ Oh ♪

♪ Hey, hey, yeah ♪

♪ Oh, it must be love ♪

♪ You know it must be love ♪

♪ Let me tell you now ♪

♪ My heart feels heavy,
but my feet feel light ♪

♪ I shake all over,
but I feel all right ♪

♪ I never felt
like this before ♪

♪ Something's got a hold on me
that won't let go ♪

♪ I never thought
it could happen to me ♪

♪ Got me heavy
without the misery ♪

♪ I never thought
it could be this way ♪

♪ But love's sure gone
and put a hurtin' on me ♪

-♪ I said, oh ♪
-♪ Oh ♪

-♪ Oh ♪
-♪ Oh ♪

-♪ Oh ♪
-♪ Oh ♪

-♪ Oh ♪
-♪ Oh ♪

♪ Hey, hey, yeah ♪

♪ Oh, it must be love ♪

♪ You know it must be love ♪

[cheers and applause]

Oh, my God!

Ladies, I've made my decision.

Jasmine.

Jorgeous.

Shantay you both stay.

Yes!
[applause]

Oh, my God!

Ladies in the back,
please take note.

This is how
you lip sync for your life.

-Yes!
-You did fabulous, ladies.

What can I say?
Something got a hold on me.

[all laugh]

Oh, my God, thank
the Lord Jesus Christ.

-This is so crazy.
-Holy f*ck, bitch.

How in the world?

I mean, I know how.
We k*lled the lip sync.

But, like, I am so gooped
and betrivvled right now.

[exhales]

Con-drag-ulations, ladies.

And remember,
if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell
you gonna love somebody else?

Can I get an "amen" up in here?

-Amen!
-Amen!

All right.
Now let the music play!

Yeah!

♪ Oh, playing
with the game of love ♪

♪ Oh, baby, playing
with the game of love ♪

♪ Winner ♪

RuPaul: Next time
on RuPaul's Drag Race...

We're playing the Snatch Game.

[cheering]

Ozzy, Ozzy, Ozzy,
oi, oi, oi!

[all laugh]

Yeah!

[all laugh]

I said
he'll shake your maracas.

Shake your maracas.

It's so important to be worldly
and environmentally conscience.

You're such a star.

It's a revelation.

I believed you were her,

but she was really boring.

Y'all b*tches better beware

if you're in the bottom
with us, okay?

Eye roll, eye roll.

Whatever.

It wasn't that good.

-Ooh!
-Ooh, girl!

♪ Oh, baby ♪

♪ Oh, winner, baby ♪

♪ Oh, winner, baby ♪

♪ Oh, winner, baby ♪

♪ Oh, playing with
the game of love ♪

♪ Oh, winner, baby ♪

♪ Oh, baby, playing
with the game of love ♪

♪ Winner ♪

♪ MTV ♪
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