06x05 - Snatch Game

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Previously on rupaul's drag race...

In the most ambitious challenge in drag racehistory, you'll

Be performing live in shade: the rusical.

[Laughter, cheers] I'm a drag queen.

I lip-synch.

I don't sing live.

♪ Watch me be your star chorus: ♪ no t, no shade

[Cheers and applause] the winner of this week's

Main challenge is...

Courtney act.

Well, why do you think gia's safe and you're here?

Because I think I'm one of the top three.

[Giggles] trinity k. Bonet...

Shante, you stay.

April, sashay away.

Ooh.

Ooh, that was a doozy, girl.

A doozy.

That was a lip-sync, y'all.

Trinity, you turned it, bitch.

Clap for that hooker.

Whoo.

[Applause] [whimpers]

No more a-p-ril. It's been a really bumpy road.

But I feel accomplished.

I'm still here.

I'll never forget april.

My baby's due in april.

[Chuckles] oh, god.

Really?

When it comes to milk and her, um, fashion, I don't get it.

Like, we're playing major league baseball, and she's playing

Checkers.

We're not in the same game here.

Darienne, you wound up in the bottom three.

You weren't expecting that.

I was mad as mother[bleep] hell.

I was mad.

Who do you feel should've been there?

[Dramatic drumroll] milk safe?

Seriously?

I was giving you adele going to the tonys.

I was not giving you phyllis diller going to the delivery

Room.

Ganj-ganj.

How do you feel?

Well, um, my parents actually came up on the untucked

Screen today.

It was just kind of a hard moment 'cause, like, the girls

Just, like, kind of jumped in immediately and started talking

Over me.

I'm very, very thankful.

I really do love them, and I know that they support me %.

I think your parents are absolutely lovely.

The only thing I disagree with is that they think you're gonna

Win.

[Laughter] [sighs]

I feel hurt that you guys would take advantage of this moment

For yourselves because this was about me.

It was hard for me, 'cause I needed to take that moment to

Just breathe and really take it in before i-i could speak, and

I just--i felt like I didn't really get that.

Bianca's like, "well, I agree with everything, but you're not

The winner."

Bitch, it was a [bleep] joke.

Take all that weepy bull[bleep], take all that attention that you

Need, and apply it to the competition.

Or get the [bleep] out.

Need help packing?

Beat it, queen.

[Dramatic music] [engine starts]

♪ Rupaul drag race the winner of rupaul's drag

Racereceives a sickening supply of colorevolution

Cosmetics and a cash prize of $ , .

With extra-special guest judges heather mcdonald and

Gillian jacobs.

♪ Rupaul drag race ♪ may the best woman

♪ Best woman win [energetic dance music]

♪ ♪ Now, sissy that walk

Both: [humming tune to rupaul's sissy that walk]

♪ ♪ Oh, sissy

So it's a new day in the workroom, and we have no idea

What to expect next.

Girl, I gotta stretch.

Let me get up in here.

Erykah ba-don't.

[Laughter] of course, miss attention

Whore, weeping willow, is wearing a macrame potholder on

Her g*dd*mn head.

'Cause she needs more attention.

Well, girl, I'm young and hung and clearly march to the

Sound of my own drum.

So props to ya, mama.

Wait, where did that come from?

[Snorts] did you just get out of the

Shower?

I guess the question is, what happened to the plant that

Was in it hanging in your hotel room earlier?

I smoked that plant.

Trust and believe, mama.

That would explain the fashion choice.

Well, at least I've got some fashion going on.

Oh, sure, girl.

Miss bianca, old and wise,

And yet so full of [bleep].

[Siren blares] ohh!

Nice shemail for the he-male.

What now?

Ooh, girl!

You've got shemail.

[Engine revs] calling all the basic racers.

Lohanthony.

Calling all the basic racers.

There is a new announcement.

[Whispers] you're basic.

[Laughs] and ain't nobody got time for

That.

[Engine roars] ooh.

Oh, oh.

Hello, hello, hello.

Hi.

Hello, mama ru.

Look at you.

Now, ladies, this week's main challenge is going to be packed

With more stars than there are in heaven.

Who's coming?

Well, you'll have to tell me, because it's time to play...

[Dramatic music] snatch game!

[Contestants exclaiming] I am so [bleep] excited.

This is the reason why I came into this competition, is to

Snatch snatch game and snatch the title.

Now, you'll need to bust out your best celebrity

Impersonation.

Gentlemen, start your engines.

And may the best woman win.

Snatch game is a really important challenge.

It's one that everybody knows is coming.

And everybody's kind of waiting all season to see what you pull

Out.

But I don't do impersonations.

That's not ever a part of my deal.

This challenge is the one that's gonna separate the

Talented from the...other ones.

What are you going for there, hon?

Teresa giudice, from jersey.

Who are you doing, baby?

I'm gonna be rachel zoe.

I can see that.

You know, when tay-tay was her assistant, before she

Turned bitch.

I think the key to a good impersonation is not only

Looking like the character, but speaking in their voice.

[Imitating zoe] "it's maj.

I'm not worried."

Now, who are you doing, miss bianca del rio?

Can you tell from this hairdo?

Let's guess.

She's my favorite person in the world.

I'm just gonna go with judge judy.

Judge judy, ding ding ding!

I love her.

I want to be her.

The reason why I'm choosing judge judy is because she's

Smart, she's sensible, and she's a [bleep] bitch.

I love her.

I watch all the time 'cause she makes me laugh.

And rupaul loves her so much.

Oh, she does?

Yeah.

So I had no idea that judge judyis rupaul's favorite tv

Show.

Heh--pressure?

So it either could be really good or a hot mess.

Yeah, you could fall flat on your face and go home.

[Dramatic drumbeat] [chuckles sarcastically]

Bianca is a little bit stressed.

I haven't seen her at all sweat in the competition.

And it's interesting seeing her kind of wriggle a little.

Hello, hello, hello.

[Overlapping greetings] [cockney accent] no more fun 'n'

Games of the mind.

[Laughter] adore delano, darling.

Hi, ru.

Okay, that is a blonde wig.

Yeah!

I'm doing anna nicole smith.

Anna nicole smith.

I love her.

Like, kids had spice girls on their folders, and I literally

Would have, like, the playboy cutout, 'cause I would steal--

No, really.

I think I identified with the fact that she was just very

Crazy, and she inspires adore a lot too.

Can you do a southern accent like her?

I can.

Let me hear it.

[Imitating smith] "I was honored to be in our next

Performer's new video.

And if I ever record an album, I'd want this guy to produce

Miiine.

'Cause he's freakin' genius!" [Laughing]

I would really be letting dannielynn down if I did not

Win this challenge.

De la.

Hi, ru.

It looks like you're doing someone older.

It is.

I will be doing maggie smith.

Downton abbeymaggie smith.

Yes.

How will you make maggie smith funny?

Well, I think maggie smith is already such a character.

Mm.

And just, sort of, she's been in the business so long.

Yeah.

Now, you do an english accent?

Um, you know, I don't know how to do one, if I'm honest.

What other choices were you mulling over before you settled

On maggie smith?

Um, well, I was initially thinking about one of my

Favorite queens from last season, miss alyssa edwards.

Can I see a little bit of your alyssa edwards?

[Smacking] g-g--

[Choking] [clicks tongue]

Wow.

All right.

Well, you've got a lot of competition.

They're very talented girls here.

Ru does not seem into my idea.

I'm shaken.

My confidence is definitely shaken.

But i, uh...

[Sighs] coming up...

I'd rather you have low expectations so I can blow you

Away.

Well, you've succeeded.

[Screams] [laughing]

[Laughing]

Today's challenge is the

Snatch game, where you impersonate one of your favorite

Celebrities.

Laganja, girl.

Hey, mama ru.

And what's with this headpiece you have on?

Oh, this old thing?

[Laughs] so who you gonna do?

I'm going to be playing rachel zoe.

[Imitating zoe] "she's bananas!" [Laughs]

I know she's got some key phrasing--"li-ter-a-lly."

And "I die" and "maj!" Now, are you quick on your

Toes?

I'm very quick on my toes.

And I must say, your outfit is just to diefor.

Li-ter-a-lly?

Li-ter-a-lly!

[Laughs] all right.

Get back to work.

Thanks, ru.

Well, hello, milk.

Hi.

Who are you going to do?

The chef that brought french cooking to the american kitchen.

Oh, wow.

[Imitating child] "julia child."

So how are you gonna make her funny?

Um, she's already over the top because of her size, but I'm

Going to bring that over-the-top sort of personality that--

I-i mean, she wrote a -page book about french cooking,

And, I mean, so she-- I mean, she--she's sm--

She's a smart girl.

Have you seen snatch game on our show?

What show?

[Bell dings] I'd rather you have low

Expectations so I can blow you away.

Well, you've succeeded.

Well, well, well.

Bianca del rio.

Hello, mr. Rupaul.

Oh, my goodness, I just saw the judge's robe right there.

Yeah.

Oh, my god.

Judge judy.

Judge judy, yes.

Only judy can judge me.

Exa--[laughs] and I'm sure she would.

You know how I love-- I just found out that you

Actually love her.

I gotta tell you, I watch judge judyevery single day.

Are you kidding me?

I've seen every episode.

So, you know, the heat is on you to pull this off.

You better do my judge judy proud.

[Bleep].

G-g-g-gia.

Hi, ru.

Now, you know snatch game.

Yes.

How are you gonna do?

Well, I'll not only be snatched...

Uh-huh.

But I'm going to do selena.

Selena.

Yes.

Not selena gomez.

No.

Quintanilla.

So s-- a little beedee-beedee.

Is she funny, though?

I mean, how are you gonna make her funny?

So...you know, she cracked, like, a few jokes here and

There.

But also, you know, referring to other things.

I just, you know, I'm very flappy at the jaw.

I'm very used to, like, you know, coming back with reads

And-- I'm not buying this, gia.

[Laughs] I'm not buying it.

Give me a little selena.

Can you give me a little selena?

Uh-huh.

"Hola. Tienen preguntas?" [Laughs]

Okay.

Girl, selena?

What are you gonna do with that?

"I love pizza.

I got shot by yolanda."

Like, what i--what's funny?

Like--it's the truth, gurr.

All right, ladies, gather round.

Now, tomorrow on the main stage, there's just one more celebrity

You'll need to channel.

Me.

Category is "night of a thousand rus."

[Laughter, applause] awesome.

Good luck, and you better work.

Yes!

Supermodel!

Thank you.

Are you still doing selena?

I'm not sure.

I have the selena costume ready on my mannequin, but I'm now

Processing ru's comments and kind of now thinking maybe

This isn't the best choice.

Who else are you thinking about?

You're planning on changing it?

I mean, I'm thinking about it.

Can you change it?

Yeah.

So gia's putting on makeup and doesn't know who the [bleep]

She's gonna be.

How that work?

[Jazzy music, applause] welcome to a super-sized

Edition of snatch game.

Let's meet our contestants.

Comedienne, author, and chardonnay drinker from

Chelsea lately, heather mcdonald is here!

[Cheers and applause] and star of nbc's community

Gillian jacobs is here.

Hi.

You're a big fan of this show, I know.

I've seen just about every episode and drag u.

Now, are you ready to meet our stars?

Yes.

Good.

Order in the courtroom, hunty.

It's judge judy.

Hey, your honor.

Did you forget you were coming to court today, dressed

Like that?

You look like a damn roll of scotch tape.

Well, I thought I was-- don't piss on my leg and

Tell me it's raining.

[Laughter] up next, playboyplaymate

And reality tv pioneer anna nicole smith is here.

Like my body?

[Laughing] yeah, I do.

Want some money?

[Laughter] want a viper?

I gotta say, death really becomes her.

[Laughter, applause] up next, it's the french chef

Julia child.

Oh, hello, ru.

How are you?

I hope you got something cooking.

Did you bring your lovin' oven?

I sure did.

It's right under this desk.

All right.

[Scattered applause] moving on down to the first

Lady of queens, fran drescher is here.

Are you single, mr. Rupaul?

I am single, yes.

'Cause you know my girlfriend val, ever since obama got into

Power, she's been loco for the cocoa.

[Laughter] stylist to the stars,

Rachel zoe is here.

Might I say I literally die for your outfit?

Is that real fur you're wearing?

It's my new fur faux line.

All right.

Up next, the queen of southern cuisine, miss paula deen is

Here.

My, you gorgeous bald-headed man.

Oh, you sweet thing.

Well, just 'cause you're losin' your fuzz don't mean

You ain't a peach, honey.

[Laughter] what did she just call me?

Media sensation kim kardashian is here.

How's the baby?

Oh, you know, I'm still, like, having some morning af--

Is that--yes, you know, like, throwing up and stuff after,

Um, the pregnancy.

But everything should be okay.

[Scattered applause] kim, you look gorgeous.

Absolutely.

And look who's here.

It's teresa from the real housewives of new jersey.

Hey, girl.

Do you know how to pronounce my last name?

I don't.

I had a hard time with it.

Well, it was "joo-dice."

Uh-huh.

And then I realized it was "joo-dee-chay."

Uh-huh.

But we went all the way back to the old country, and it's

Actually pronounced-- let me see if I can get it--

"John-son."

[Laughter] [growls]

Teresa johnson, everybody.

Okay, we have two-time academy award-winning actress

Dame maggie smith is with us.

How are you, my dear?

Well, past a certain age, one just feels fortunate to see

The sun rise another day.

[Laughing] yes.

Yes, maggie smith.

For now, let's just keep it mr. Charles and dame smith,

Shall we?

Yes, ma'am.

Thank you.

Now, everyone's favorite pink lady, nicki minaj is here.

O.m.g., Hi, ru.

Have you heard from mariah at all?

[Laughter] n-no.

All right, are you ready to play the snatch game?

[Cheers and applause] oh, [bleep].

It's the snatch game.

[Screams] coming up...

I'm sweating like two rats humpin' in a wool sock right

Now.

[Laughter] not a match, your honor.

Baloney!

That's really rude.

I'm talking!

[Engine revs] [laughing]

[Laughing] [jazzy music]

Welcome back to snatch game!

[Cheers and applause] now, here's how the game works,

Ladies.

I ask a question.

Our celebrity contestants fill in the blanks, and you give an

Answer that you think will match.

First up, heather mcdonald.

"Cher is completely addicted to social media.

Even her 'blank' has a twitter account."

I said even her wig has a twitter account.

Let's go to the stars and find out what they wrote down.

Judge judy?

Her old nose.

Not a match, unfortunately, but--

She--it has been, like, three or four.

Yeah, she's been touched by an angel.

Yeah.

And she looks great.

I agree, and you know, I agree, and so does officer byrd.

[Laughter] [imitating byrd] "of course,

Judge judy."

Not a match, your honor.

Baloney!

Baloney, sir!

I'm ready for a fried baloney sandwich myself.

[Laughter, applause] let's move on down to anna

Nicole smith.

I see that her hair changes all the time.

Yes, it does.

And it has, like, a mind of it's own.

Yes, it does.

So I put "hair," and I think I won something.

[Laughing] yes, you did.

That's a match.

Yes, yes.

What do I win?

Well, we'll tell you in a minute, anna nicole.

Okay.

Let's move on down to rachel zoe.

I wrote "shoes" because shoes are the most important

Accessory to a women's outfit.

And you can actually see me, rachel zoe, to get your shoes

Styled.

Uh, ru...

Yes?

Is this girl over there a robot?

Why does she sound like that?

Is somebody pushing a button?

I'm actually overworked-- I'm talking! I'm talking!

And I think that's really rude.

Is that really how rachel zoe talks?

No?

Hmm.

That's unfortunate.

All right, dame maggie smith.

Cher, completely addicted to social media.

Even her "blank" has a twitter account.

Well, "ruple"-- "ruple," is it?

Yes, absolutely.

Ruple, I understood virtually none of the words that left your

Lips moments ago.

But I did hear the term "twitter," and I assumed that

It's some sort of a songbird.

Very close.

Not a match.

Am I to understand that one yanks one's telephone right

Out of the wall and carries it with them?

Yes.

Ru, can you get people that speak normal english next time

For the show?

Excuse me, we originated the language.

Oh, okay.

[Laughter, applause] all right, up next, gillian

Jacobs.

"The city of san francisco is so gay, instead of horses,

Their mounted police ride 'blank.'"

I said "bears."

Why not ride a bear?

I know you like a bear.

I love a bear!

[Laughs] I'm sweating like two rats

Humpin' in a wool sock right now.

Oh, dear.

Oh, my.

Let's see if you got any matches with our stars.

Julia child.

I had always heard that san francisco was--there was

A sausage fest all year round.

Year-round.

And so they must have all these trucks to deliver these

Sausages.

Sure, they must, yes.

So I'd say sausage trucks.

[Audience ohhs] milk ain't no meryl streep.

All right, kim kardashian.

"San francisco is so gay, instead of horses, the mounted

Police ride--" well, like I always say, you

Never put a tattoo on a bentley.

And I hope that i...

A bentley.

Spelled it right.

You probably didn't.

Beauty fades.

Dumb is forever!

[Laughter] up next, we've got teresa

From the real housewives of new jersey.

What do they ride?

Prostitution whoreses.

Prostitution whoreses.

Unfortunately, not a match.

Can I have a pinot grigio?

Pinot grigio coming right up.

All right, nicki minaj, oh, my goodness.

You've got a hairstyle change.

Yes.

Love it. That's gorgeous.

Oh, my god, I didn't get a chance to write anything down

'Cause I was trying to change my wig.

[Audience ohhs] oh, okay.

Wig changes.

How original.

Chad michaels.

How many years ago?

You didn't write down anything.

No.

Perhaps she needs another pot of ink to replenish her

Quill.

[Laughter] [applause]

All right, heather.

"That chelsea handler is so wrong.

She's launching a new vodka.

It's flavored with 'blank.'" Xanax.

Xanax!

What a great idea!

Okay, let's go on over to anna nicole smith to see if she

Matched you.

Well, I'm not really a drinker.

Right.

But I've tasted vodka a couple of times in my life,

And I like it by itself.

[Laughing] uh-huh.

So I just put "vodcah."

Unfortunately, it's not a match, but it's a good answer,

Anna nicole.

Kimmie!

[Laughter, applause] fran drescher.

Chelsea handler's launching a new vodka flavored with--

I said "alcohol."

[Laughs nasally] I know I can do a better

Fran drescher than courtney.

[Imitating drescher] "oh, mr. Sheffield."

[Laughs nasally] let's move on to kim

Kardashian.

New vodka.

Favored with "blank."

I'm gonna have to go with "big black [bleep]."

[Dramatic drumbeat] [audience oohs]

Kardashian, you want to date him?

Yes, dear-- oh!

She's a real keeper.

As in "keep 'er in a cage."

[Laughter] all right, teresa.

It's flavored with "blank."

"Cumm-in."

Oh, oh, you mean "cue-min."

"Cumm-in."

Y-yeah, it's pronounced "cue-min."

"Cumm-in."

Okay, all right.

Let's move on down to dame maggie smith.

Well, I'm unfamiliar with the work of lady handler.

However, I did think that it would be rather amusing if there

Were a libation flavored with citrus.

[Chortles] [laughter]

Can you imagine such a thing?

[Giggles] that is really new-fangled.

I can't imagine such a thing.

Yes.

[Laughter, applause] oh, I'm sorry.

Time is up, which means our winner is...

[Drumroll] who cares?

[Laughter, applause] this is rupaul, reminding you

To spay and neuter your friends and neighbors.

Thanks for watching.

Say good-bye, stars.

All: bye!

Y'all come back now, ya hear?

Coming up...

She was really channeling her.

Yes.

It was a perfect choice for her.

It's the tightest snatch game in history.

[Laughter]

[Laughing]

[Dramatic dance music] meow.

Tonight's runway theme is "night of a thousand rus."

We have to dress up as rupaul, which is exciting.

But rupaul's gonna be in the room, so--

Am I the only one that's, like, having a problem with,

Like, my body?

My friends and I kid around about--like, we call it "hog

Body."

Just, like, we're really thick in the midsection.

Do you feel overweight?

I just feel like I have a weird-proportioned body.

Well, maybe you do.

And so what?

Yeah.

I have lots to say about weight.

I was very heavy all through middle school, and I was teased

Mercilessly about it, for being gay and being fat.

It affected my self-confidence so profoundly.

I just felt completely unlovable for so many years because of

That.

[Tender music] my mom, she'd been sort of

The big proponent of me being myself and that I was beautiful.

And then, when I was , my mom died.

I just...

♪ [Chuckles]

That really threw me into a tailspin.

I didn't have that voice saying that who I was was okay anymore.

I just had a lot of voices at school saying that everything

About me was wrong.

Too fat, too gay, too weird.

Something I never expected to happen was that I learned a lot

From my drag character that I could bring to my boy self.

Right.

I haven't forgotten anything that's happened to me in those

Years, but I have learned to use the hardship to get

Stronger.

Adore.

Yes, baby?

If you don't want to get yelled at by michelle--'cause

Didn't she tell you last time that you needed to be cinched?

Yeah.

I--and don't tell anybody that I'm being kind--but I have

Another cincher, if you want me to lace you in it.

I'm down.

Okay, we'll do it.

I'm really grateful for bianca's motherly kind of

Instinct.

She's kinda my step-mom right now.

I'm a foster child.

[Techno music] ♪

[Rupaul's cover girl] ♪

[Laughing] ♪

♪ Cover girl ♪ put the bass in your walk

♪ Head to toe ♪ let your whole body talk

And what?

[Applause] welcome to the main stage

Of rupaul's drag race.

Michelle visage, you've never looked so beautiful.

[Laughter] santino rice, if you looked any

Better, I'd have to blank you.

Funny lady heather mcdonald, did my queens snatch your

Attention?

Yes, and you look stunning.

Thank you.

And super fan gillian jacobs.

I'm gagging on your eleganza.

[Laughter] this week, my queens were

Challenged to serve up their fiercest celebrity

Impersonations, and tonight, the category is...

Me.

Gentlemen, start your engines.

And may the best woman win.

♪ Now, sissy that walk [rupaul's sissy that walk]

First up, joslyn fox.

Yes, mama.

Serving slit.

Girl, why it gotta be black?

I am serving evening glam rupaul.

I'm feeling fabulous, fishy, and fierce.

I like the little swivel she does with her arms.

I think, heather, she just passed gas.

[Laughs] [snorts]

Next up, gia gunn.

Bitch stole your look.

That's my dress.

[Laughs] I'm serving my rupaul gown

That is very iconic, and I'm eating it up.

And this is the back.

Mm.

I love a nude illusion.

Dip into the waters of darienne lake.

Mm.

Oh.

Rowr.

The masquerade ball.

Yes, all-star.

I'm giving rupaul my version of her runway walk as

"Girtha" kitt.

[Purrs] eyes wide shut.

Yes.

Legs wide open.

[Laughter] laganja estranja.

Uh-oh.

Ooh, welcome to my stratosphere.

Fembots have feelings too.

[Laughter] I am serving season four

"Start your engines" mama ru.

And I'm feelin' it, girl.

I'm plummeting the runway and dropping it like it's hot.

Such a good body.

I wish her hair was fuller.

That's the only thing.

[Laughter] bianca del rio.

Cover girl.

Looking good.

Feeling gorgeous.

I am serving age-appropriate ru.

I'm giving ru realness now, and I'm feeling good.

She sparkles just like a cableace award.

[Laughter] adore delano.

Glamazon.

Superstar.

What I'm doing is adore delano inspired by rupaul.

And I'm showing my brand-new cinched waist.

I look [bleep] cool.

She's cinched for the gods.

Yes.

Work that body.

Work that body.

[Laughter] trinity k. Bonet.

Foxy lady,out of sight.

Get your rebel on, gurrl.

I am serving up illusion of rupaul, and I look absolutely

Amazing.

Birds of a feather.

Didn't know that birds came in that color.

[Laughs] work it, mama.

Work!

Up next, ben de la creme.

Wait a minute.

That is my dress!

[Laughter] I'm giving some contemporary

Rupaul.

I'm working that runway, and I feel great in my dress.

This is like identity theft.

First she steals michelle's identity.

Now she steals mine.

You'll be hearing from my lawyers.

[Laughter] thunder from down under.

Courtney act.

Ohh.

Oh, my goodness.

I mean, the legs are the best legs I've ever seen in my life.

Oh, wait, hold up, now.

Wait a minute.

Besides you, besides you.

I am possessed by the spirit of rupaul, and I can hear ru's

Voice in my head saying, "supermodel of the world!"

I wore this outfit to the vh fashion awards.

Yes, you did.

Bob mackie.

Milk.

Oh!

Hello, hello, hello!

It's workroom ru.

No one has ever seen this on the runway.

I am working my ascot off.

Is that a klein epstein parker suit?

Lady looks like a dude.

♪ Now, sissy that walk coming up...

A lot could be forgiven if you were funny, but you were not

Funny.

I'm extremely offended that you would come out on the runway

In pants.

[Laughing]

[Laughing]

Welcome, ladies.

I've made some decisions.

Courtney act, darienne lake,

Joslyn fox, trinity k. Bonet,

You're safe.

You may leave the stage.

Ladies, it's time for the judges' critiques.

Let's start with gia gunn.

Hi.

Let's talk about the snatch game.

This is season six.

You don't pick a celebrity with not a big personality.

It was flat.

When I spoke with you in the workroom, you were gonna do

Selena.

Why'd you change your mind?

Because she is not a comedy character.

But that just dawned on you in the workroom?

Listen, a lot could be forgiven if you were funny, but you were

Not funny.

Next up, laganja estranja.

Hi, mama ru.

Rachel zoe.

You were playing, like, the chicken lady from kids in the

Hall.

There was a lot--of this-- kind of--

I agree.

It didn't work.

Rachel zoe is known for so many catchphrases that I might

Write a cheat sheet.

I did.

You did?

I definitely got in my head in this one.

I saw my sisters really succeeding, and instead of

Pushing more forward, I sunk back.

You're talented, so it hurts to see it.

It hurts me too.

Up next, bianca del rio.

Love that dress.

You can borrow it.

I have been waiting for a queen to do judge judy!

It was brilliant.

Well, it does help that I'm a judgmental bitch too.

That does kind of help.

[Laughter] you were able to interact

With the other queens.

It was fabulous.

Next up, adore delano.

There is nothing rupaul about that wig.

Nor the look, quite honestly.

I was doing adore inspired by rupaul.

Yeah, you were doing adore.

And I think this length is gonna be a running theme for you.

But I can't thank you enough for cinching your waist.

It changes your body completely.

You need to start doing this all the time.

I can feel my heart in my throat, and it tastes amazing.

[Laughter] your anna nicole smith,

Guess ad ' realness was performance art.

Up next, de la.

I love this yellow look.

It's really well done.

I don't even watch downton abbey,and I was dying over

Maggie smith.

Yeah, like when you said...

[British accent] "originated the language,"

That was, like, one of the funniest things I heard all day

Yesterday.

[Laughs] and I think I said it about

Six times after I left.

Last, but not least, milk.

Hello, hello, hello!

Part of me, milk, is extremely offended that you

Would come out on the runway in pants.

Part of me thinks it's genius because it is rupaul.

Well, that's sort of what I love.

I love going for the unexpected.

But this doesn't shock me, really.

What would shock me is if you had come out here and done

Something so amazingly glam, 'cause we really haven't seen

You like that.

I could go more glam, but it wouldn't be staying true

To my aesthetic.

But I would love to see you as glamazon.

Honestly, sometimes I do feel that if I were to put on a

Beautiful dress like these girls and beautiful hair like them,

I would stand out for the wrong reasons, and people would just

Laugh at me, and I wouldn't be able to laugh at myself.

But it's hard to fall in love with someone who doesn't

Show that vulnerability that you're afraid of.

Ladies, thank you.

While you unwind in the untucked lounge,

The judges and I will deliberate.

[Engine revs] all right, just between us

Rupaul impersonators, what do you think?

It's the tightest snatch game in history.

I agree, and I should know about tight snatch games.

I don't think so, michelle.

[Laughter] let's start with bianca del rio.

Her judge judy was well researched.

She stayed in character.

It was a perfect choice for her.

But I didn't think that she was the best ru look.

You didn't look at it and go, oh, my god, that just reminds me

So much of rupaul.

All right, let's move on to laganja estranja.

What she was giving is your fembot, you know, intergalactic

Look.

Yeah, it wasn't all gold.

It was purple and black.

But I didn't mind her look tonight on the runway.

For me, her rachel zoe was more william shatner than

Rachel zoe.

Ooh, that's hot.

Right?

I really think the nerves got the best of her.

All right, let's move on down to adore delano.

That anna nicole smith--i was hypnotized.

I knew anna nicole smith, and she was really channeling

Her.

But when she came out supposedly being you, I thought

She was kind of still doing a little bit of anna nicole.

Like-- [laughs]

I think she really has been acting like anna nicole her

Whole life, and then I didn't think the impression was as

Amazing as I thought it was the other day.

All right, let's move on to ben de la creme.

I think she was superior in the look of ru and also in

The character of maggie smith.

I would agree.

Her comebacks were so funny.

But the con for me was it was another old lady.

Ah, that's right.

That's her forte.

Not that it wasn't brilliant, but I felt like we saw it

Already.

All right, let's move on down to gia gunn.

You wanna talk about a halloween costume in a bag--

That wig and the wonky eye with the eyelash?

Crack ho.

[Snickers] and couldn't have picked

A worse character to do on snatch game.

You could do kim kardashian.

If you played it up.

If you played it up.

I concur.

Where were the boobies?

Where was the ass?

She could've started every sentence with a "k".

That is a brilliant idea.

That would've been funny.

She just didn't really go for it.

All right, next up, milk.

Well, I could see the wheels turning every moment of the

Julia child.

I think she made a really poor choice being boy ru

Because we're here to see all different sides of a queen.

But I see this conflict in milk between wanting to stay

True to this gender-bending, which I respect.

But I feel like every time I've heard a drag queen on this show

Say, "I need to stay true to my drag," they go home very

Shortly thereafter.

[Laughter] silence.

I've made my decision.

[British accent] bring back my girls.

[Engine revs] [laughing]

[Laughing]

Welcome back, ladies.

I've made some decisions.

[Dramatic drumbeat] tonight...

It's the prime of miss ben de la creme.

Condragulations, you are the winner of this challenge.

[Applause] thank you so, so much.

You've won two couture outfits from syren latex,

A leader in latex fashion.

I'm the first one to win two challenges.

And this is the challenge that I was most terrified about,

And I won it!

Bianca del rio, you're safe.

[No audio] adore, you're safe.

[Silently] thank you.

Milk, your julia child impersonation was half-baked.

Gia gunn, as kim kardashian, you fell flat on your ass.

Laganja estranja, your rachel zoe was so...

Fashion-weak.

Li-ter-a-lly.

Milk...

You are safe.

[Tense music] ♪

This is some bull[bleep].

Milk belongs in the bottom.

But just by the seat of my pants.

Gia and laganja, I'm sorry, my dears, but you

Are up for elimination.

Two queens stand before me.

Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself

From elimination.

The time has come...

[Thunder rumbles] to lip-synch...

For your life!

[Dramatic music] ♪

I can't believe I'm in the bottom two.

And I'm up against one of my best friends in this

Competition.

And that really sucks.

Good luck.

And don't [bleep] it up.

♪ ♪ Head to toe

♪ I know ♪ today started

♪ With a crazy kiss ♪ on our way home

Girl, I'm giving it everything I've got--

Toe-touch into the splits, death drops right off the bat.

I don't want to go home.

♪ Who would have known? I'm showing the judges that

I love to perform.

I love to vogue.

I'm giving face, and that's usually what counts.

♪ From head to toe ♪ karat love

♪ You are my jewel of the nile ♪ when we make love

♪ Diamonds are forever ♪ top to bottom

♪ I love you ♪ I will leave you never

♪ I got to, got to tell you rule number one: you're gonna

Do a reveal, get out of the dress.

We all know "reveal" in french means "take the [bleep] off."

♪ But my angel ♪ you forget your wings

♪ Tonight ♪ heaven up above

♪ Baby, you got the love I can see the difference in

Their styles.

Gia's a lot more controlled.

Laganja is giving everything.

The jump split is pretty impressive.

♪ You got to know [applause]

Ladies, I've made my decision.

[Dramatic music] ♪

Laganja estranja, shante, you stay.

Thank you so much.

You may join the other girls.

G-g-g-gia.

My pet, make no mistake.

I love you from head to toe.

Now sashay away.

[Applause] you guys are all still dudes.

I'm upset that there's other cross-dressers still in there

That [bleep] came to a drag show dressed as boys.

I mean, if you look up "drag," drag means dressing up as girls,

Not re-enhancing what you already are, which is a [bleep]

Big man.

My nine ladies prancing, remember, if you can't love

Yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?

Can I get an "amen" in here?

All: amen!

Now let the music play.

[Rupaul's dance with u] ♪

♪ I wanna dance, dance ♪ I wanna dance, dance

♪ I wanna dance, dance ♪ dance with you