10x01 - 10s Across the Board

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[RuPaul] Tens, t-t-tens...

tens across the board!

Oh, like a Phoenix from
the ashes, Eureka is back!

I'm Eureka,

and I am so, so excited!

Oh! I'm so excited
to be back for real.

I just like want to die!

Oh, God! Mwah!

Missed you, workroom.

I was originally on Season 9,
and I injured myself.

So I had to go have
immediate surgery.

Thank you all so much.

I love you.

I didn't get

to really bring my all.

So now I got something to prove,

and I'm here

to f*cking slay.

Let me practice.

Hey, girl, how are you?

Oh, my God,

your makeup looks amazing.

Yeah. I'm lying.

Well, guys,

Texas is back in the house.

My name is Asia O'Hara,

and I am the superstar
of Dallas, Texas.

- Oh, yes!

- Cock-a-doodle-doo!

- You look great!
- Can I sit by you?

You look so-- [laughs]

I'm here to sabotage
already, bitch.

My God! I'm known
for doing pageants,

but I'm also

a versatile performer.

Every queen

should be able to pull

a couple different tricks

out of the bag.

- Hi, Asia. Oh, I know you.

- Yes.

- Asia O'Hara.

- Yes.

Wow, okay.

I've heard

of the pageant O'Haras.

Asia is a legend.

This bitch

is gonna be competition.

Girl, you need to come down
to Texas where all this is.

- Texas loves my fat ass.

- Yes.

'Cause I'll be coming in

all extra shit.

- Yeah, Texas likes that stuff.
- [laughs]

Okay, it's time for dinner!

Is that a grapefruit

on her head?

I'm Miz cr*cker.

I'm thin, I'm white,
and I'm very salty,

and that's what makes me

a cr*cker.

As a performer, I'm wild.

Barbie on bath salts.

Come for the face,
stay for the crazy.

Nice to meet you.
What's your name?

My name is Miz cr*cker.

Just like the snack
and the racial slur.

Miz cr*cker.

This ho

gonna need a nickname.

So where you from?

I am Harlem's Jewish princess.

Harlem? Where's that?

That is in Manhattan,
New York, girl.

Is that a state?
New York. [laughs]

Can you feel the shade?

What the--

I'm Yuhua Hamasaki.

I'm blonde, ambitious
and I'm f*cking fierce.

Hi, gay people!

- Hi!

- What the hell!

We know each other.
We're from New York.

My drag style is glamorous.

Fake lashes, makeup done,
and I have all my teeth.

- Asia?
- Hi.

And I thought I'm Asia.

[laughs]

Asia, Asian.
[laughs]

Where are you from?

I'm originally from China.

I moved here when I was seven.

I thought you were Japanese.

No, I'm Chinese, girl.

Hamasaki?

Well, you're not
a real woman either.

[all laugh]

I'm Blair St. Clair.

Just got here this morning.

I hope she gives us Broadway.
Maybe 7th Avenue.

My name is Blair St. Clair,

and I am the Broadway Diva

Extraordinaire.

Blair is a small-town girl.

Just got off the bus looking
for fame any way she can.

Well, hey, girls!

- Hi.

- Where you from?

- Indianapolis.
- Indianapolis.

Yes. I'm the first Indi Queen

ever to be on the show.

That's so exciting.

Like, I get to be the first
person ever in history, ever,

to represent

my whole entire state.

[Yuhua] What type of drag

do you then?

I sing, I dance and I act.

I love tapdancing.

Broadway baby, huh?

- Oh, Broadway.
- ♪ Broadway ♪

[laughs]

Oh, don't mind me.

I'm just here to sweep up
the competition, girl.

I am Monét X Change,
and you better get

your currency in check,

bitch.

Oh, my God!
What the f*ck!

You shady f*cking bitch!

- I can't believe it!
- cr*cker! Aah!

Monét is a very fun,

effervescent personality

and charming.

If there's any single men

out there, I'm very charming.

What kind of drag do you do?

I'm eclectic, I'm eccentric.

- Versatile?
- Versatile.

- Good. I like that.

- Ohh...

Eureka, you're not versatile.

[laughs]

I could surprise you, bitch.

[Yuhua] How about
break your knee again?

[all laugh]

I'm gonna have to watch out
for that bitch over there!

Well, I auditioned

for Pit Crew,

but this is gonna be

way more fun.

That's a man, Maury!

I'm Kameron Michaels,

and I'm the Muscle Queen
from Nashville, Tennessee.

- Hi, gorgeous!

- Hi.

Outside of drag, I am

a tatted muscle dude at the gym,

and then I tuck it back,

throw on some pads,

and walk out looking fishy

as f*ck.

I'm a little bit of grunge
and a little bit of glamour.

[contestant]

So where you from, Kameron?

I'm from Nashville.

- That's cool!

- Yeah, southern queen.

- Tennessee, yeah!

- Yes, honey!

You are so gorgeous as a guy.

- Oh, thank you.
- And as a girl--

How do you know what

she looks like as a guy?

I follow her so hard

on Instagram.

What else do you so hard?

[all laugh]

Guess who finally decided

to crash the party?

Hey!

- Is that Mayhem?
- That is Mayhem Miller, girl.

I'm Mayhem Miller and I'm
the queen of the party.

My drag family has all
the f*cking best girls

that used to be
on RuPaul's Drag Race.

Morgan McMichaels,
Delta Work, Detox,

and I'm the best one
out of all of them.

[laughs]

- I am gagging!

- Why?

Ms. Mayhem Miller.

Finally, girl!

Finally. I know, huh?

I auditioned year
after year after year,

and it took me forever

to get here.

I'm here.

I ain't going nowhere.

I need a bitch to f*cking
move out the way

so I can get my money.

What is drag like
in California?

Like this.

No, just kidding.
It's not that good.

[all laugh]

Ooh.

Hope you're ready for your
all-carb, high-calorie diet.

Yes, ass.

I'm Kalorie Karbdashian

Williams,

and I am sass, class,
and a whole lot of ass.

[chuckles]

Oh, yeah!

[cheering]

Kalorie is pretty much
the twerk queen.

She can shake her ass

like full-on like booty shaking.

So where are you from?

I'm from Albuquerque,

New Mexico.

- Oh, New Mexico.

- New Mexico!

Yes, New Mexico.

[laughs]

So what's the drag

in New Mexico?

What drag?

[all laugh]

Cat-kitty-cat-cat-cat.

Cat-kitty-cat-cat-cow.

Bringing you the heart
of Season 10, honey.

Monique Heart, the Face.

Well, there's gonna be flavor

this year. I can't wait.

[all laugh]

My name is Monique Heart.

She's the Razzle Dazzle Queen.

A little sprinkle over here,
a little glitter over there.

Honey, yeah!

She gonna give you

the ooh-ah-ah sensation, honey.

[cheering]

Oh, yeah!
[laughs]

Oh, my God. Come on!

Girl, she's fabulous!

First of all, I can tell
you are a dancing queen.

Dance queen, hair queen,

hairography.

All of that good jazz.

You give me a category,

watch me play.

All right!

Well, she's gonna gag you,

honey.

She is "I'm a production!"

- Hi, I'm Blair.
- Blair, Monique.

- Hi, and then...
- cr*cker.

[all laugh]

Look at her face!

- I did the same thing.

- Okay.

Honey, these southern queens,
they're like, cr*cker?

They are not feeling
that shit, girl.

Miz cr*cker loves that name
because it causes a stir.

Every time she says cr*cker,
I'm like, girl?

Girl, yes.

Never loved ya.

Aah!

My name is Dusty Ray Bottoms.

I'm from the best city on earth,

New York City.

Dusty Ray Bottoms is dark,

glamorous and trashy.

She's also dyslexic.

[cheering]

Hi, girls!

- Come on, le queen.

- Aah!

Well, you guys

all know each other.

We all know each other.

Girl, there's like 100

people here from New York City.

New York City's drag scene

is some of the most

competitive drag there is.

What kind of drag do you do?

- I'm like a punk girl.

- Really?

I do a lot of rock queen,

Janis Joplin,

but I also do obscure
musical theater.

- Girl, I'm a drama queen, too.
- Yes.

- Come on, Broadway queen.

- Best friends.

Oh! Harpo, who this woman?

I'm just here to fight!

- Ooh!
- Uh-oh.

Ooh, she mad, y'all.

The Vixen is magical,

exciting and unpredictable.

[contestant]
I bet she's a Taurus.

When I'm onstage, I'm

giving you earth, wind and fire.

Hey!

[cheering]

[Eureka]

What kind of drag do you do?

Mostly political art,

a lot of protest performances,
such as that.

I definitely am very influential
in the Chicago drag scene.

I'm very vocal and sometimes
that rubs people the wrong way,

but I keep it real.

Y'all know Chicago

is full of it.

You know, we got some of

the best queens in the country,

so I'm gonna represent.

Tens, tens,

tens across the board!

I'm Vanessa Vanjie Mateo.
Gitchie's cookin', baby.

Vanessa's known

for dottin' and boppin'.

Hi-ee!

Like a hooker
on Rodeo Drive.

So she's kind of ghetto,

but still, you know, eloquent.

You have a big
like drag family?

Yes, guys! I'm like
a Mateo drag daughter.

Oh, a Mateo.

I don't remember her.

[all laugh]

Did she just shade her mama?

Oh, oh, she did!
Oh, she just shade.

- From across the table.

- Shady palm tree.

[all laugh]

Alexis Mateo is Drag Race
royalty from Season 3.

Now I'm gonna finish
what she started. Bam!

What type of drag do you do?

Vanjie, Vanjie.

I've done pageants,

but it's not like mine.

Have you won pageants?

[Monét]

These girls are so shady.

Have you won, though?

So does that mean

I'm a pageant queen, then?

Have you won one?

I've won all of them

I competed in.

But didn't you also say
like there's no drag there?

[all laugh]

Bonjour!

[cheering]

My name's Aquaria,
and I am a superstar.

Sorry to keep you waiting.

Five New York girls!

Aquaria is the name
on everyone's lips

in New York City.

I've been told

that every girl in the room

knows exactly who this bitch is.

Oh, my God!

And, uh, they should.

Aquaria, Aquaria, Aquaria!

cr*cker, your twin is here.

It's battle

between the twins, y'all.

Who? Who's the twins?

cr*cker and Aquaria.

I can't. I quit.

This cr*cker-Aquaria drama

has gone on for eons

in the New York City drag scene.

People call Aquaria cr*cker.
People call cr*cker Aquaria.

It is always like the hugest,
biggest elephant in the room.

cr*cker and Aquaria

in the same competition?

It's about to go down.
Trust and believe me.

[Eureka] Well, you're coming in

very popular already.

I know that.

Are you excited?

I know there's a lot

to live up to,

so hopefully
I meet the measure.

I'm here to prove to people

that I actually do have the
chops that I say that I have,

and I'm ready to turn it.

Just throw a crown on it.

Aah!

[alarm]
Ooh, girl.

She done already
done had hers.

[Eureka]

That is hauntingly familiar.

[contestant]
Aah! This is really happening!

Hey, queens.

[cheers and applause]

I don't wanna Jinkx you,

but Monsoon you'll

BeBe sharing the spotlight

with queens that would Raja

you were dead.

You need to go above

and Bianca.

For the crown you must vie,

or let the other queens

steal your thunder.

So don't settle for a Bob.

The drag queen
with the biggest hair

is closest to, yes, God!

And if at first
you don't succeed,

Tyra, Tyra again.

So will you be America's

next drag superstar

or the first to Sasha away?

[cheering]

Hello, hello, hello!

[cheers and applause]

Bitch, when RuPaul walked
into the room, I was gagged.

If I said,

The Loch Ness Monster,

you hear a lot about it,
but you never see it.

So when you see it,
bitch, you done!

Welcome, ladies!

[cheers and applause]

You're here!

Do you believe it's been
a decade of Drag Race?

Do you like what we did
with the workroom?

[cheers and applause]

May these rejuvenated

sugar walls

inspire your charisma,
uniqueness, nerve and talent.

Now this season,
our mission is simple.

To take over

the mother-tucking world!

Yes!

[cheering]

#DragRace.

[cheering]

Let's start with
a mini challenge

that's been a decade

in the making.

And, ladies, I expect

tens, tens, tens
across the board!

Hey!

You might think that I'm less
nervous 'cause I've been here,

but you're wrong.

I'm scared to f*cking death!

Because if I don't fight through

every single day,

they're not gonna let me last.

All right, ladies, let's go.

[RuPaul] The winner
of RuPaul's Drag Race

receives a one-year supply

of Anastasia Beverly Hills

cosmetics

and a cash prize of $100,000!

With extra special guest judge
Christina Aguilera!

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

♪ May the best woman ♪

♪ Best woman win ♪

[RuPaul] Eureka O'Hara.

[Eureka] It's time to do
the first mini challenge,

and I see

all these former queens,

and immediately my butthole

has sucked up the crotch
of my f*cking leotard.

Notice any familiar faces?

- A couple.

- I've invited back

some of my favorite queens

from the past decade

to help me judge this challenge.

To win,

you must slay the runway.

Do whatever it takes

to stand out

from this legendary crowd.

- Are you ready?

- Yes.

Assume the position!

I'm looking at all

these faces of my peers.

Clearly they're judging
the shit outta me.

This is a lot of pressure

on the first day.

Season 10 ain't playing, baby!

Eureka, let's have a ball.

♪ Guess who's back
in the house? ♪

♪ Heels click-clackin' about ♪

♪ Fine French feminine,
style to eleven... ♪

You already had one season

to practice.

Better work that

knee replacement, bitch!

[RuPaul] Watch that leg, girl!
- [all laugh]

I'm just trying to give 'em

big-girl sexy,

even though

I'm terrified to death.

- Ooh!
- Oh!

For somebody to come back,

she knows the gig,

and I wanted more energy

and more excitement!

[RuPaul] Mayhem Miller!

[Mayhem] This is what
I've been waiting for.

And I'm really at home.
This is all my sisters.

Delta, Raven, Morgan, Detox.

I know every single one

of these hos.

Mayhem Miller is my best
friend in the entire world,

and she is k*lling it.

Oh!

Mayhem did a cartwheel

in a gown.

I couldn't do a cartwheel if
four people operated my limbs.

[RuPaul] Miz cr*cker!

Represent New York, bitch!

Jazz crouching!

cr*cker's whacked,
but this cr*cker is whacker!

This is a gag.

That is my drag daughter,

Miz cr*cker

from the legendary
House of the Drag Queens.

She is crazy, but it does
run in the family.

That's my baby!

I want to show people
the cr*cker brand.

- Do it, bitch!

- Stupid.

♪ Can you feel my love? ♪

[RuPaul] Asia O'Hara!
- Jazz broken legs!

Work that fringe!

Yes, like a carwash, bitch!

I am working this fringe
because I'm from Texas,

and we wear fringe on our

sleeves when we mean business.

I'm a fierce queen.

Yes.

Asia is giving me
Mary J. Blige, honey.

Yes for the cowboy fringe.

[RuPaul]
Kalorie Karbdashian Williams!

I'm stomping down that runway

giving them hip,
giving them ass.

I'm into it. I love carbs.

I love bread!

Drag has definitely helped me

love my curvaceous body,

because through drag,

I've been able to realize

that you can be a big girl
and still be beautiful.

Drop dead!

Kalorie Karbdashian, oh, oh.

I see the fishnets.
They're ripped.

[RuPaul] Monique Heart!

No shade,

no T from these girls.

They're living for me,

because they're going,

get it, girl!

Twirl, sidewalk, sidewalk.

Ooh, ah, ooh, ah,

ooh, ah-ah.

Yes, honey,

shake those golden girls.

Monique

is a great entertainer.

I thought the silhouette of the
outfit looked super gorgeous,

and it looked like
there was a hem everywhere.

I'm impressed.

[RuPaul] The Vixen!

Correct me if I'm wrong,

but I think she might be

from Chicago.

When I'm onstage,
I am going to move the real.

My skirt is coming apart,

but I don't care.

As long as they know
that I came to party.

This is RuPaul's Drag Race,
Season 10, girl.

Hot glue that shit!

[RuPaul] Dusty Ray Bottoms!

But that ain't

none of my business!

I'm k*lling this challenge.

I'm not giving you death drops,

splits, dance moves.

I'm giving you something

you didn't expect.

These frowns

are turning upside down.

Except for Tempest.

She doesn't smile too much.

Could someone please
wake me up when Dusty's gone?

Oh, yes, honey,
she's Scary Bradshaw.

Yuhua Hamasaki.

You a ho.

It's a U-Ho. That's the girl
that works for the company

that moves people
from houses, no?

When people see me
for the first time,

they're like who is this
glamorous man in a dress?

But I'm actually
a very silly person.

I'm not scared

to act like a frikkin' fool.

Yuhua Hamasaki is giving me

Asian Bianca del Rio,

and I'm rooting
for my Asian sister.

Yuhua better work!

[RuPaul] Vanessa Vanjie Mateo!

[Vanessa]

From the House of Mateo!

I see these girls
and I was excited.

Because I said, oh,
I'm about to show the movement

that the Vanjie is.

Ooh, yes.

Vanjie was because I wanted
to be called Vanjie like ghetto.

But Alexis couldn't even

pronounce Vanjie.

She said it wouldn't be Vanjie

because of our accent.

So we took the Vanjie and Mateo,

because I'm part
of the Mateo Empire.

♪ You wear it--
you wear it well ♪

♪ Connect the dots ♪

[RuPaul] Kameron Michaels!

Ms. Kameron Michaels,

I love some freshly got

f*ck in there,

and she knew how to toss it.

I say, bitch,

she's coming from a gig.

[Kameron] Some of the queens
are giving me judgy looks,

and some are living for me

and saying, yes, girl, twirl!
Flip that hair!

So I'm getting

mixed reactions, I think.

[RuPaul] Monét X Change!

Ooh, Monét changes everything!

Monét X Change, she looks

like a million bucks.

Her body looks great.
She's giving you high energy.

She is earning it!

I am channeling

my inner Paris Is Burning.

I'm just gonna feel my oats.

And I dip

like three times in a row.

Boom! Boom! Boom!

[all laugh]

Monét X Change

is not here to play.

[RuPaul] Blair St. Clair!

Oh, my gosh!

I just can't believe
this is happening right now.

Put your hands in the air

like Blair St. Clair!

She is like

a super slutty Ginger

from Gilligan's Island.

Yes, Blair.

[RuPaul] Aquaria!

I really love Aquaria.

I thinks she's super original.

I've been following her
since she was like 14.

I think she's gonna shine

and be like

one of the top ones for me.

Oh! Category is sickening!

I am so excited. I am falling
head over heels for these girls.

Whoo!

Literally, I've nearly fell

on Jinkx Monsoon.

Roxxxy Andrews just jumped out

of her seat at a gay bar

and is clapping 'cause
you just slapped Jinkx.

I didn't mind being slapped
across the face.

I was happy for the air time.
[laughs]

Why y'all gagging so?

I bring it to you every ball!

[cheering]

Oh!

- Yes!
- Whoo!

I'm about to put the D
back in D Drag, girl.

We about to do this.

All right, y'all.
Time for us to get outta drag.

These girls went from ladies

to hard men.

I said, "What the--

Bitch,

are we on "Big Brother?"

Blair out of drag, she goes
from a beautiful lady in drag

to a f*cking boy scout.

I thought she was
one of the producers

like Saundra something.

That's a real story.

I don't recognize you at all.

Which one are you?
Mayhem. Mayhem?

She says, which one are you?

- Vixen.
- Damn.

Monique.

Which one are you, girl?

Dang, we all skin.

We all don't look alike.

Oh, girl,

Monique is over there.

Who the f*ck are you, then?

- Asia!
- Asia!

Asia. Asia.

She is all confused

by the black people
getting out of drag.

She done went down the whole

line of chocolate girls.

Yes.

Ladies, I have to say

I was really, really, really
trying to stop the booger,

but everyone looks
f*cking fierce.

Y'all are cute.

If you can't spot

the booger...

[laughs]

Oh, my God!

What?

I have a new crush.

[laughs]

With a K.
[laughs]

Miss Kameron

is looking so juicy.

Standing there looking all fine
and tattooed from neck to navel.

I wanna know

where that trail go.

What is all that?

Why nobody say there was
actual trade up in here?

She's smuggling ham

and shit.

Kameron is definitely
the trade of Season 10.

And I mean rough trade,

the kind of trade that'll

throw you on the wall

and you be like,

oh, I think I'm into it.

Yeah, but for sure, he's it.

Hey, kitty girls!

[cheers and applause]

Whoo, butch queens.

First time out of drag.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

Ladies, now, on the runway,
y'all snatched our attention.

But one of you

scored a perfect 10.

Monét X Change,
you're the winner

of this season's
first mini challenge.

You've won a $2,000 gift card

from Fierce Queen Heels.

[applause]

Yes, bitch! I won the first
mini challenge of Season 10!

I'm here to let these girls know

don't f*ck
with New York City.

Yeah, we won last season,
and we gonna win again.

[chuckles]

Now, ladies, to kick off
a new decade of drag,

we're going back to our roots,

as in back

to the very first challenge

from the very first episode
of RuPaul's Drag Race.

We call it Drag on a Dime.

[cheering]

Oh, pit crew?

- Ooh!
- Ooh!

Oh, yes!

- Ooh!
- Ooh!

Wait a minute! Is that it?

There's gotta be more!

Oh, my God!

Now that's what I'm talking
about right there.

For this week's maxi challenge,

you need to create
million-dollar looks

using a bunch of junk
from the 99 Cent Store.

Now, you can use your own hair,

heels and undergarments,

but everything else
that meets the eye

should be bargain-bin beautiful.

I don't do drag on a dime,

so this is about to go left,
right, up, down, side to side.

Gentlemen, start your engines,

and may the best woman win.

Our first challenge

is based on

the first challenge
in Drag Race herstory, girl.

We have to make things
from the 99 Cent Store.

It's chaos, madness,

confusion,

and everybody's running
like hell and high water.

Look at all these

Barbie dolls.

I'm grabbing the flowers

and the tulle,

and I'm making me
a princess look.

And I'm gonna make sure

none of these hos
is doing the same look as me.

- What you need?
- That doggie.

I see this little stuffed dog,

and I immediately got
inspiration from this puppy.

I wanna go very Valley Girl

or Sweet 16,

someone that would carry

a dog in a purse.

Excuse me.

Don't come for my shit, girl.

[Monét] Get outta here.

- Oh, honey, shit.

- Ladies...

You're acting like men.

I'm gonna look like
a charcuterie plate.

Got carrots and celery

and things.

I don't like to spend
a lot of money on drag,

so dollar-store challenge

is right up my alley.

I feel like if I spend $5.00

on a dress

and I make $100 in that dress,

that's a good investment.

All I'm missing
is the hot wings.

What material does she have?

Looking at what I have,

I realize that

it adds up to nothing.

But I'm gonna Cinderella

this pumpkin into a carriage.

- Monique?

- Yes?

[Miz cr*cker] Do I have
anything that you want

in exchange for your blue hat?

In order to make my look,

I beg and barter.

- Here you go.
- Oh, my God, you're amazing.

Look at y'all sharing
and whatnot.

I end up with three straw hats
and a shower curtain.

Not even a partridge
in a pear tree.

Do you make

a lot of your outfits?

I really like making things

from the stuff

that I find in the street.

Like in a literal street?

In the actual street.

When we were growing up,
I was really, really poor,

so we had to improvise.

My mother is an artist

who learned to make

fabulous things on a dime.

So my mother taught me to comb
the streets for garbage I liked

and to make it into something
fascinating by sunset.

There's something
really rewarding

about the challenge
of like looking at something

like on the street,
and being like, okay,

what could this be
in another life?

And I love that.

I think I've reneged
on the Barbie dolls.

If anyone want
the Barbie dolls...

Here, babe,

'cause I don't think

I'm gonna have enough
of the flowers.

[Monét] My first idea is to do
this doll-constructed thing.

But I realized that there aren't
enough to cover my big-ass body.

And I know that I can create

this really like Gaga

couture-esque look with sponges.

I'm either gonna be couture

or cou-torn.

I don't think nobody wants
to look like the cleaning crew.

I came here to get
the Drag Race check,

not the cleaning crew's check.

[Monét] Girl, wait.
So what is your plan?

Is this like some

like aluminum foil fantasy?

I have a vision.

I'm inspired by this sun shade

to make like

a Judy Jetson dress.

Oh, word.

Come on, Judy Jetson.

I'm very crafty.

I can craft

a look the house down.

[contestant] Look.

Somebody's doing something, too.

It look mighty similar!

Ooh!

Well...

Get into those cookies.

Cool.

Nuts.

[Yuhua] So I have
these two ideas.

I was thinking of like a leotard

with ping-pong balls

all over it.

Or use this

and make a dress out of it

and glue the caution tape

all over it.

Which one do you think

is better?

I think I like
the caution tape look better.

If you can find a way to

make it like really like chic.

I am feeling the pressure

because I'm known

for being a seamstress.

I've made a lot of costumes
for the girls in New York City,

and I can't go on the runway
looking like a f*cking mess.

I can totally hear

a show reading

about Gaga, caution tape.

We've seen it before.

You know what I mean?

- Yeah.

- So should I skip it?

We're just trying

to caution you about it.

People think that Yuhua

is a designer.

No. She's a seamstress.

She can use a sewing machine,

but that a designer
does not make, okay?

I hate this

f*cking challenge, girl.

[laughs]

What you doing over here?
How you feel about this?

Now you coming
to my station.

Well, because you got pink too
and pretty stuff,

so I need to get
some like inspiration.

So now you coming to see.

Mama, this is the epitome

of winging it.

I'm gonna do a headpiece with
the Barbies and kook 'em out.

I'm gonna take the tulle

and make a little...

Like a little bolero-ey
kind of thing? Okay.

You know, to come out serving
a little bit of crank.

Are you nervous about it?
I'm nervous about mine.

I'm nervous on how these
judges might feel about it.

I need to slay and get
these girls to recognize

I ain't trying to be pork chop.

I might be fish fillet.

Ooh, wait a minute, Jesus.

f*ck!

It is the end of the day.

We are running out of time.

- [whining]

- Is she burning herself?

Everyone is going crazy

a little bit.

Oh...

No one wants to be

the first girl to go home.

[Mayhem] You only get one chance
to make a first impression,

and for somebody,
this is going to be

their only chance
to make an impression.

f*ck!

[Kalorie] Day two!

Hey, y'all!

[Eureka] It's elimination day.

It's the first runway
of the season.

Stakes are high,
hearts are pounding,

buttholes are clinched.

Whew!

How do you feel, girl,
about this outfit?

They wanted

a million-dollar dress,

so I'm giving them
a million-dollar dress.

Oh, it's all money.
Just rich fish.

I went literal. Yeah.

You know, if Kim Kardashian
just had a bunch of extra money

and she just wanted to get
rid of it, she'd make a dress.

Kalorie is very confident

about her look.

She is like,

I am the color of $100,000.

Hopefully, they live for it.
I'm living for it.

[Aquaria] Whose look do you
think are not--are like--

Bottom three,

I would say Vixen probably.

It doesn't look finished.

It looks poorly ex*cuted.

But she is very crafty.

That's like

her drag style, so...

Listen, there's a difference
between crafty and crunchy.

[all laugh]

Monique, how's this
house of cards?

Oh, bitch.

From head to toe,

I am serving the 99 Cent Store.

I'm gonna do a whole
Queen of Hearts thing.

I made hair out of the plastic
No Trespassing signs.

She's looking opulent.

Are you worried

about going home today?

Oh, I'm not going home. Trust.

Look around the room, I really
feel like I'm gonna win this.

Bitch, if I don't win it,
I'm pushing whoever does.

So, Eureka, last season

you ended up falling
and hurting yourself?

- Oh, my knee?
- Yeah.

It was a lot, you know.
It was hard, of course.

The surgery was a lot tougher
than I ever imagined.

- I didn't even--

- You had to have surgery?

I had to have surgery, yeah.

I tore my ACL in my knee

completely.

- Oh, no.
- Yeah.

I didn't even know if I

would be able to dance again.

Like...

oh, I'm gonna get emotional.

How was like the recovery
process for you?

It was horrible. [sobs]

Oh, baby.

It was terrifying.
You know what I mean?

Even though Ru invited me back,

once I found out more
information about my injury,

I thought there was a chance

I wasn't gonna be able

to come back.

The doctor was like,

oh, it could take

up to two years to be back.

And I just every day,
I like did my physical therapy

and stretched my knee and stuff.

It was like six months in,

and the premier show

for this show

was the first time that

I danced again since surgery.

It was just amazing
to dance again.

It's why I do this, you know.

- Well, look at you now, girl!
- I know.

You back!

You're in Season 10!

I'm here!

Sorry. I didn't mean to--

And you still kicking and

splitting and twirling, girl.

This is my second chance,

and you barely get those

in life.

So if I f*ck it up,

it might be my last chance.

How do you feel?

Of course like I'm nervous.

The world's been waiting

on you to be here.

And that's why I'm like,

oh, my God.

I don't wanna let no one down.
Like I'm--

You won't, though.

It's tough.

It's really tough...

I know. It is tough.

To have that pressure on you.

We're all here
with the same goal.

I definitely feel like

I have a lot to live up to

because of the drag family

I come from.

I come from the best.

Let's paint.

Which one are you doing?

I think I'm gonna do
like my 1930s one

if I can find it.

Cute. That is so smart.

What made you decide to put them

all in the scrapbook?

Because I know that when

I'm second-guessing everything,

I just wanna be able
to look at something

that I know

that I've done before.

These are makeup ideas,

what I have done in the past.

So that I remember
who I have been

when I can't remember
who I'm going to be.

I don't think there's
gonna be any problem

with me standing out.

Dusty, so what look are we
serving the children tonight?

I might be doing
my signature makeup tonight

and putting the dots on my face.

It's funny, because

I didn't mean to do it at first.

I was trying to figure out

my eyebrows.

Someone told me I could map
them out by making dots,

and they were like,

put the first dot here,

the second dot there.

So that's what I started doing.

And I looked at it and

I was like, that's really cool.

And I just kept doing
variations of it

and it stuck

and it looks good on me,

so I kept it.

cr*cker's doing those
downturn eyebrows.

Any time we do this look,
it cracks me up.

'Cause you think
I'm really upset.

And like doing a whole show,

it cracks.

So and then you're like...

- Hmm.

- [laughs]

So I feel kind of confident
with my look, but...

We're both doing like
the same brows now, too?

- I noticed.
- Girl.

cr*cker and Aquaria

are doing the same face.

[gasps]
I just saw!

Like not the same,

but the same.

Why is she
so obsessed with you?

I cannot believe
we're doing the same makeup.

That's the gag.

Gag to the gag
to the gag, gag, gag.

Is this like a frequent thing?

[laughs]
It's a common moment.

Miz cr*cker seems to take
a lot of inspiration

from my makeup looks.

I think that can be
a little annoying sometimes.

I am in it to win it,

and I did not come here
to make friends, bitch.

Oh, we gonna talk about this!

[RuPaul laughs]

♪ Cover girl,

put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe,

let your whole body talk ♪

Welcome to the main stage
of RuPaul's Drag Race.

She's back, back, back again!
Michelle Visage!

It's our 10th anniversary,

darling.

And they said

it wouldn't last.

No, they said that about
your girl group Seduction.

[all laugh]

Style superstar
Carson Kressley!

What's in fashion this season?

Oh, gosh, Ru. All the kids

are wearing sponges,

pool noodles and piñatas.

I love it.
I'll take one in every color.

Done!

And the hilarious

Ross Mathews.

A decade of drag.
Can you believe it?

You know, I've been watching
since kindergarten, Ru.

- [laughs]

- Lies. Pathological liar.

This week,

we challenged our queens

to make million-dollar looks
out of 99 Cent Store junk

in the classic challenge,

Drag on a Dime.

Gentlemen, start your engines,

and may the best woman win.

[RuPaul] Up first, Aquaria.
Larry had a little lamb.

[Carson] Was that
a staff infection?

[Aquaria] It's my first time

on the runway,

and I am overwhelmed
with confidence.

My look is very Little Ho Peep
meets New York Fashion Week.

Call me Mother...Goose.

[Carso] So sheepish
about everything.

[RuPaul] Yeah, well, that's
because she's on the lamb.

[all laugh]

[Michelle] Oh, Mary.

[RuPaul] Asia O'Hara.

I'm sorry, ma'am, but that
is not 15 items or less.

[all laugh]

[Asia] I'm giving you
very Katy Perry,

cutesy, little girl fantasy.

My drag is all about creativity

and fun and magic.

[Michelle] Oh!
[Carson] Oh.

[RuPaul] Yes, girl,

she's going back to Party City.

Ross] Where she belongs.

- [all laugh]

Kalorie Karbdashian Williams

Bonina Brown Zeta Jones.

[RuPaul]

Dolla make you wanna holla.

[Michelle] Yes.

[Kalorie I'm just trying to give

very expensive, rich,
white woman.

I'm feeling like Kris Jenner
at the Met gala

giving you Mama's realness.

I'm feeling fabulous.

[Michelle]

The buck stops here.

[all laugh]

[Ross] Cash me outside.

How about that?

[all laugh]

[RuPaul] Well, I declare,
Blair St. Clair.

[Ross] Category is

things you find in my windshield

in Palm Springs.

[all laugh]

[Blair] This look to me is
Vivienne Westwood-inspired

Paris runway. I feel
very high-fashion and edgy.

I came here to slay.

[Ross] She's a vision!
No, I'm sorry. A visor.

[RuPaul] Are you advising her?
[Carson] I wouldn't advise it.

[RuPaul] Now she's off

to call her spiritual advisor.

[all laugh]

[RuPaul] Dusty Ray Bottoms!

Tin! Tins across the board!

[Dusty] I am serving
Space Odyssey clown realness.

And I've got my cute little dots

all over my face.

And, listen,

I'm Dusty Ray Bottoms,

so I've got to show
a little bottom.

[RuPaul]

Oh, and there's the bottom.

Kameron Michaels!

The grass is always greener
between me down there.

[Kameron]

This outfit is very me,

because I like to play on

the opposite end of the spectrum

and be very feminine,

since I'm a little more
masculine out of drag.

[Ross]

I think I see her tulips.

[Michelle]

Look at all that AstroTurf!

[all laugh]

[RuPaul] Monét X Change!

[Ross] Cleanup on Season 10.

[laughs]

[Monét]

My look is very conceptual,

and it feels like a whole story

with the dirt in my eyes.

And I have ping-pong balls
to make little soap suds,

and I have blue earrings
to signify the water.

I'm literally cleaning the floor

with my garment

as I'm walking down the runway.

And it's f*cking fierce.

[Carson] Oh, God,

she's so self-absorbent.

[RuPaul] Yeah.
[Michelle] That is Brillo-iant!

[all laugh]

[RuPaul] The Vixen!

[Carson] She really used
her noodle on this one.

[Michelle] She has!

[The Vixen]

My look is kind of Carnival.

It's definitely art,
but it's still fun.

It's everything
that I hope that I am.

[Michelle] Hope floats.

[all laugh]

[RuPaul] Mother,
may I Mayhem Miller?

[Michelle] Ooh, I wonder if
that dress has three-ply lining.

[RuPaul] Hmm.

[Carson] Well, for safety,

she double-bagged it.

[Michelle] Yes!

[Mayhem] She's giving
garbage pail goddess.

It's lovely, it's fierce,

it's dark,

it's mysterious,

it's mayhem.

[RuPaul] And if the glove

don't fit...

[Michelle] You must acquit!

[RuPaul] No.

Make an outfit out of it.

[Michelle]
All right, all right!

[RuPaul]
Eureka! I found it!

[Michelle]
Do not comfort her!

[all laugh]

[Eureka] The light hits my face
and I feel like I'm at home.

Giving 'em Sweet 16 Valley Girl

with my puppy dog.

Honey, I'm giving 'em
every bit of sass and class.

My Drag on a Dime is bitchin'!

I'm letting them know
Eureka is back.

[RuPaul] Bye, sugar tits!

Monique Heart!

[Michelle]
Somebody call my dealer quick!

[RuPaul] Now, Michelle, would
you call this a poker face?

[Michelle] Yes, I would,

and I would also poke her face.

[laughs]

Monique] I'm serving

Queen of Hearts, Queen of Cards,

Queen of Structure,

Queen of...

Bitch, is that hair
made out of plastic?

It is.

#Stunning.

[Ross] She's giving me
a straight flush.

[Michelle] Yes.

[RuPaul] Vanessa Vanjie Mateo.

From the Mateo Dynasty. Bam!

[Ross] Flower power bottom.

[Carson] You can lead
a whore to culture.

[all laugh]

[Vanessa] Forget fashion week.

This runway

is the one that matters.

Eat it up, eat it up!

These cookies is coming down
the runway, baby.

Giving these doll fantasies,

baby.

A little wink-wink, nudge-nudge,

and headed for the door.

Let's go.

[RuPaul]
Flowers in the attic.

[Michelle] And in the basement.

[RuPaul] Mm-hmm.
- [all laugh]

[Carson] And on the back porch.

[RuPaul] Mm-hmm.

[all laugh]

[RuPaul] Yuhua Hamasaki!

You a ho.

[Michelle] Ankh, ankh!

[Ru laughs]

[Carson]

I didn't get it.

It's an ankh on her head!

[Carson] Oh, that's an ankh?

- [all laugh]

[Yuhua] I'm embodying
a futuristic woman

because in the future,

there's not many supplies left.

And as I turn, all those

caution tapes just turn with me.

I feel beautiful.

This is Law and Order,

SV-Yuhua.

[Carson] Well, I think this look

is criminal. Ankh, ankh!

[Michelle]
Thank you! I tried!

[RuPaul] Miz cr*cker!

Mr. Cheez-It!

Oh, she looks so sad.

[Miz cr*cker]

Today, I'm serving sad widow.

My body language
is silent film drama.

I'm telling you everything

without saying a word.

It's not the outfit that will

sell the runway, it's me.

[RuPaul] Miz cr*cker,

she's putting on the Ritz.

[all laugh]

Welcome, ladies.

That runway

was worth every penny.

Now when I call your name,

please step forward.

Kameron Michaels,

Aquaria,

Asia O'Hara,

Eureka,

Monét X Change,

Monique Heart,

The Vixen.

You are all safe.

What? Safe?

Bitch, I was stunning!

#Bitter.

You may step your p*ssy up.

And step

to the back of the stage.

Ladies, you represent the tops
and the bottoms of the week.

Now, before the judging begins,
I have an announcement to make.

There's one more queen

I'd like to add
to this competition.

- What?
- Shut up.

We have enough! We already
got Eureka from last season!

Oh, my God!

Y'all are k*lling me!

A queen we all know and love.

Please welcome back
to the main stage...

Farrah Moan.

[Kalorie] Farrah? Really?

They have to bring back
another Season 9 girl?

[Monique]

I'm like wait a minute.

Farrah Moan got some work done.

[cheers and applause]

Yes!

Aah!

Stop the press! Xtina

is in the building, baby!

- Oh, my God!
- Whoo!

Farrah Moan, you look
beautiful in every single way.

Thank you, Ru.

Farrah, tell me.

Why do you deserve to return
to the competition?

Oh, Ru, I only have
one thing to say.

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Oh...yeah ♪

[cheers and applause]

My queens, say hello

to the one and only
Christina Aguilera!

[cheers and applause]

I want to like run onstage
and like grab her and touch her,

but I know security

will probably check me,

so that's why

I didn't make that move.

Christina, you may join

the other judges.

Come on over, baby.

All right.

Not only do I live for
Christina Aguilera,

but I ♪ live ♪

for Christina Aguilera!

I'm gonna tell you one thing
about Season 10.

When you think you know
what the f*ck is going on,

you don't know nothin'!

Ladies, Christina watched
your runway presentations

from backstage.

And now it's time

for the judges' critiques.

First up,

Kalorie Karbdashian Williams.

- Hi.
- Hi.

I loved your confidence
coming out here,

and you do such a sweetness
about you, and I loved that.

[Michelle] But I'm gonna
go out on a limb here

and say that I'm thinking

designing may not be
your strong suit.

I mean, I might be biased,

but I feel like
a million bucks, so...

A design challenge look needs
to have presence on the runway.

I would have loved
to have seen earrings

made out of dollar bills

in origami shapes.

I would have loved to see
like maybe a big green wig.

I wanted more impact.

This is a dress
that's been done a few times.

In fact, Raja did

a version of it, Manila,

and Acid Betty did one, too.

And that's a lot
to live up to.

But this just falls short

for me.

Up next, Blair St. Clair,

I declare!

You look really young.

Me, too.

That's funny.

Tell another one.

[all laugh]

I love this look
because of all the textures.

It's very artful,
and I really appreciate that.

It's not easy to make a visor
look like a skirt.

I think the only thing
that throws me off

is maybe the visor in the back.

I have to disagree

with Michelle.

I love the reflective collar

because it's really

sh**ting some nice light

right under my chins.

[all laugh]

Is it okay to say that

the 99 Cent Store can be chic?

Like you made it look very cool

and futuristic.

I'm intrigued by you.

I think you have
something special.

Thank you.

Up next, I want to talk about
my favorite subject, bottoms.

Dusty Ray Bottoms.

I think this is really fun

because it's got
a very 1960s mod feeling.

It's a little bit like

Jo Anne Worley and the Tin Man

had a baby.

Yeah.

You chose to put a cone
on your head for a hat.

It almost turned it witchy

when it was really fashiony

on the bottom.

I also want you to talk me
through the dots on your face.

That's my signature makeup.

That's what I do.

You just wanted to do your
first look as your signature?

Absolutely.

We're gonna see this

all the time?

Not all the time.

I can do a lot of things.

Okay. Looking forward

to a dot-free face, Dusty.

Mayhem Miller.

[coughs]

Sorry. I was gagging.

That's never happened before.

[all laugh]
But I'm gagging over your look.

I love the way you created

that shoulder detail

and how you used the trash bags

to kind of almost make it
look like quilted leather.

Even using the latex gloves

as a chic cocktail glove

is fantastic.

You can serve a cocktail

and check a hernia
all at the same time.

[all laugh]

The creativity

is off the charts with this.

This is a fantastic way
to come out of the gate.

Somebody's who's auditioned
as many times as you have,

you're here
and you did what you came to do.

[sniffles]

How you feeling?

I'm just...

I'm overwhelmed.

Because I was so nervous.

I've waited so long for this.

[sobs]

Sometimes the universe
knows better, Mayhem.

The universe was waiting

for you to be here at Season 10.

This is your time,

and this is a great start
to this season for you.

Thank you.

Up next, Vanessa Vanjie Mateo
of the Mateo Dynasty. Bam!

So do you have

a background in design?

I wouldn't say

I'm Project Runway ready,

but I got my patterns

in my clutch.

[all laugh]

You have a lot of flavor,

uh-huh.

All kinds of flavors.

Yeah, and I like
fell in love with you

the minute you started talking.

I agree.

As soon as you talk,

it like brings everything about
you to a whole different level.

I love the quirkiness
and the campiness

of the dolls on your boobs,
coming out of your waist.

They're just like, hey, girl.

But here's the story.

I'm looking at you
and I see round almost.

It's about definition.

You wanna see

the lines in the outfits.

So it's literally
a head and legs,

and the rest is flowers.

You guys put so much time

and effort

into making undergarments and
bodies that give an illusion,

and then you're slamming

everything on it

and covering it up.

So think about that before
you step out onto the runway.

Yuhua Hamasaki.

I really like this look.

You've taken two disparate ideas

where you did

a very couture shape,

but you used

a very campy material.

The caution tape,
was it something

we've never seen before?

Absolutely not.

But it was cute, and I think
you...Yuhua pulled it off.

[all laugh]

So do you know that you have
an ankh on your head?

I don't even know
what an ankh is.

An ankh is an Egyptian symbol,

I believe, of peace.

Oh, I thought you meant
by like car, onk, onk.

That was the joke.

[all laugh]

I thought you had personality
when you came out.

Obviously, all I saw was an ankh

that you had no idea
you had on your head.

Michelle, you're never
gonna make ankh happen.

- [all laugh]
- Onk, onk!

Up next, Miz cr*cker.

Yes, Miz cr*cker,
if you're nasty.

And I'm disgusting.

[all laugh]

Sassy cr*cker, too.

Where'd you get that name?

I used to be Brianna cr*cker,

like "brie on a cr*cker."

Oh, my gosh.

But then

it was too complicated.

And a little cheesy.

Yeah. I thought it would be
simpler to be just Miz cr*cker.

And I live in Harlem,

so people call me by name

all the time.

[all laugh]

Okay, let's talk
about this look.

This is not an easy shape to do,

this kind of 1940s

peplum jacket.

So kudos on the way
you've constructed it.

So what materials did you use?

Shower curtains

and broad-brimmed hats.

I think that you constructed
a masterpiece here,

and you painted your face
to go along with that.

But I think

what really sold it

was the presentation

on the runway

when you came out

and you were looking lost.

I saw myself
as this sort of tragic figure

that goes with the outfit.

What was the tragedy,
a fisting accident?

There are no accidents

in fisting.

[all laugh]

To know that you created this

from the 99 Cent Store,

I'm super blown away.
Awesome job.

Thank you, Christina Aguilera.

Thank you, ladies.
I think we've heard enough.

While you untuck backstage,

the judges and I
will deliberate.

All right, so just between

us squirrel-friends,

what do you think?

Kalorie Karbdashian Williams.

I think she has
a beautiful smile,

but I think that dress

was hideous.

Everything just came out

ill-fitting,

and when she turned around,

the back

was kind of falling apart.

What I really didn't like

was the black showing
in the back of her.

This was essentially
a fashion challenge.

You have to wow us visually,

and it just looked, for me,
like she ran out of time.

You can't show up and show us
something we've seen before,

and not even show it as good
as it was done the first time

or the second time
or the third time.

This is Season 10.

You've gotta be different,

you've gotta be unique,
and you've gotta wow us.

Blair St. Clair.

[Christina] She was hands down

one of my top favorites.

I really, really
liked her a lot.

[Carson] And I love
that she's giving us

Vivienne Westwood Judy Jetson
looks made out of a sun visor.

And she also is gorgeous.

She's like our little ingénue.

I've got tucking panties

older than her.

[all laugh]

Tonight what she did
with the sun visors

is not easy to do.

There's a regalness about her

which I love,

and I just cannot wait
to see more from Blair.

[RuPaul] Dusty Ray Bottoms.

[Michelle] I actually really
liked the construction

she did with these visors.

From back to front,
it all went together.

And then she lost me

by putting a cone on her head
covered in tin foil.

It took me out of fashion

and into costuming,

and I didn't want to see that.

I wanted to remain
in the fashion sphere.

I would have loved for her
to connect the dots, per se.

I thought it was moderate

plaque psoriasis.

[all laugh]

There's a pill for that.

At least it was interesting.

At least it was something
I hadn't really seen before.

Now, if she does that

every week,

of course
we're gonna read her for that.

But I want to see
what she's gonna do next week.

Mayhem Miller.

I loved just the boldness

and the fearlessness.

She knew

what she was here to do,

and she ex*cuted it flawlessly.

I love

when a queen's time comes

right when the stars align,

and it's happening

for Mayhem.

But now she set herself up.

Can she deliver

at that level every week?

Vanessa Vanjie Mateo.

She's in your face,
and I love that.

What I didn't love
was everything else.

She's wearing like flowers

that are all pastels,

and she has sparkly rhinestones

and Barbie dolls.

And then she's like...

[deep voice]
Yeah, I caught a bitch. Like--

I love that dichotomy.

We've seen these queens

who we love

who don't necessarily
have the taste level yet

evolve and mature.

I just hope she's around

to get there.

Yuhua Hamasaki.

She did have beautiful
movement with the dress.

It was kind of predictable

in the sense

that we've seen it, you know,
a few times before.

But I think what I fell in love

with this girl about

was her personality.

She seems to really know

who she is

or at least thinks she does.

But will she have the talent

to back it up?

If she doesn't,

things are gonna get ankh-ward.

[laughs]
Shut up, Ross!

Miz cr*cker.

I love how she constructed

the look.

I thought it was kind of

a complicated look to build.

She's very interesting.
She's very cerebral.

Whenever she started speaking,

she was so articulate

about everything she had to say.

She's the Serena Williams

of one-liners.

Every time you threw
something out, she hit back.

She is a weirdo,

and that's

what I love about her.

And she's funny.

- And smart.
- And smart.

Okay.

Michelle want a cr*cker?

Yes, please,
and my goal is to--

[clap clap]
Silence!

I've made my decision.

Bring back my girls.

Welcome back, ladies.

I've made some decisions.

Miz cr*cker.

You're safe.

Blair St. Clair.

You're safe.

Mayhem Miller.

Mo glove, mo love.

Con-drag-ulations.

You're the winner

of this week's challenge.

- Whoo!
- Yeah!

You've won

a luxury Hawaiian getaway

to the Hale Mohalu
Guesthouse and Retreat.

Thank you.

I won the first challenge

of RuPaul's Drag Race
Season 10.

It is amazing.

Yuhua Hamasaki.

You are safe.

Thank you, Mama Ru.

Dusty Ray.

Your topper just might
land you in the bottom.

Kalorie Karbdashian Williams.

You're dripping in dollars,

but you didn't make it rain.

Vanessa Vanjie Mateo.
You're a doll,

but your body was overpowered
by a field of flowers.

Dusty Ray Bottoms.

You're safe.

Thank you.

You may join the other girls.

Kalorie, Vanessa,
I'm sorry, my dears,

but you are up for elimination.

Two queens stand before me.

Prior to tonight,
you were asked

to prepare

a lip-sync performance

of "Ain't No Other Man"
by Christina Aguilera.

Ladies,

this is your last chance

to impress me, save yourself
from elimination.

The time has come...

[thunder]

for you to lip-sync...

[echoing] for your life!

Good luck,
and don't f*ck it up.

♪ Yeah ♪

D-d-do your thang, honey!

♪ I could feel it
from the start ♪

♪ Couldn't stand to be apart ♪

♪ Something 'bout ya
caught my eye ♪

♪ Something moved me

deep inside ♪

♪ I don't know what ya did,

boy, but you had it ♪

♪ And I've been hooked

ever since ♪

♪ Told my mother, my brother ♪

♪ My sister and my friends ♪

♪ Told the others, my lovers ♪

♪ Both past and present tense ♪

♪ That every time I see you ♪

♪ Everything
starts making sense ♪

D-d-do your thang, honey!

♪ Ain't no other man ♪

♪ Can stand up next to you ♪

♪ Ain't no other man... ♪

[Vanessa] I'm a big

Christine Aguilera fan,

so I said,

bitch, go ham and cheese,

dish it up, and you better

give it buffet style.

♪ Ain't no other man,

it's true ♪

♪ Ain't no other man but you ♪

Break it down now.

♪ Ain't no other ♪

♪ Ain't, ain't
no other, other ♪

♪ Ain't no other ♪

♪ Ain't, ain't
no other lover ♪

♪ Ain't no other man

but you, oh ♪

♪ You are there
when I'm a mess ♪

♪ Talk me down
from every ledge... ♪

I swear to you, Vanessa,
you better watch it, girl.

'Cause I'm coming.
I'm gonna give you a fight.

♪ You're the only one
who's ever passed every test ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

[Monique] She pulled out

that money, and I had my life.

Make it rain!

♪ Does what you do ♪

♪ You're the kind of guy ♪

♪ You're the kind of guy ♪

♪ You got soul,
you got class ♪

♪ You got style,
you're bad ass ♪

♪ Don't you know ♪

♪ Ain't no other man,

it's true ♪

♪ Ain't no other man but you ♪

[cheers and applause]

Ladies, I've made my decision.

Kalorie. Shante, you stay.

[sobs]

You may join the other girls.

Vanessa Vanjie Mateo.

You've done your house proud,

and I have just one thing

to say.

Bam!

Now sashay away.

[cheers and applause]

Miss Vanjie. Miss Vanjie.

Miss Vanjie.

- Bye, girl.
- Bye, sister.

[cheers and applause]

Walk the runway!

To go home first
is the worst.

I wish I could have
been here longer.

[sobs]

I feel like I've let Alexa down.

I hope I didn't disappoint her.

Con-drag-ulations, ladies.

And remember,

if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell
you gonna love somebody else?

Can I get an amen in here?

- Amen!
- Amen!

Can I get an amen, Christina?

♪ Amen ♪

[cheering]

All right!

Now let the music play!

Whoo!

♪ To-to-to to the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ Ain't gonna take me away ♪

♪ To-to-to to the moon ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ Hey, kitty girl ♪

♪ It's your world ♪

♪ When you walk the street,
steppin' to the beat ♪

♪ Hey, kitty girl ♪

♪ Get your twirl ♪

♪ In the disco heat ♪

♪ You're the

boogie-body-rockin' queen ♪

♪ Hey, kitty kitty ♪

♪ Hey, here, kitty kitty ♪

♪ Hey, kitty kitty girl ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh ♪