15x08 - LipSync Lalaparuza Smackdown

[bunniefuu]

♪ OMW ♪

♪ On my way to you ♪

♪ Good at what I do ♪

♪ OMW ♪

♪ On my way, on my way ♪

It's showtime.

♪

You'll be starring in the reboot

of "The Daytona Wind."

Aura Mayari...

Is it true that Big Daddy
d*ed on top of you?

You didn't pop for me.

- Jax.
- Party.

You had no point of view.

Mistress Isabelle Brooks.

And I'd love
to write back again.

Here's your one chance,
and you did not let us down.

Condragulations,
you're the winner

of this week's challenge.

Jax, shantay, you stay.

- [sighs]
- Aura,

sashay away.

My dead dad will haunt you all.

- Ah...
- Oh, my God.

[dramatic music]

[sighs]

- Ooh.
- We're down to ten.

I just sent Aura home,

and she cursed us.
[chuckles]

I am a little terrified,
because she did unleash

the hex of her dead father
upon us all.

Bob walked onto her
first runway purse first,

and Aura left
that runway cursed first.

That's my second lip sync.

So I sent two home.

Lip-synching for my life,
the second week in a row,

I'm really thankful
that I showed the girls

that it's gonna take
a lot to send me home,

but also, I don't wanna be
in the bottom anymore.

Congratulations, Mistress!

[all cheering]

Thank you.
You know, got a couple coins

in my purse,
and I'm about to act brand-new.

[laughter]

I end up safe this week,

which really burns
my marshmallow,

to be honest with you.

I'm f*cking pissed.

Okay.

I'm very, very upset
that I was not in the top.

I'm surprised

and, um, annoyed.

I think that I did
extremely well

in this challenge,

and I think that I carried

a lot of the scenes
that I was in.

Loosey, if you think
you're perfection,

there might be a case
of drag delusion, girl.

Well, girls, I have
an announcement to make.

It's been giving safe spice,

but I'm officially
entering my top era.

I am going to trot
my way up to the top.

Didn't they tell you
to stop doing that?

Baby, they said
to stop doing that.

The CDC should really look

into making
a drag delusion vaccine,

because I think that at
this point in the competition,

the drag delusion
might be contagious.

Loosey, call Ru up.
Tell her how you feel.

I'm about to...


[laughter]

[singing] RuPaul Drag Race

The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race

receives a one-year supply

of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics

and a gag-worthy grand prize
of $200,000

served by Cash App.

[singing] RuPaul Drag Race

May the best drag queen win

[singing] Best drag queen win

Ra-sa-sha-sha-sha.

All right, girls.

It's a new day in the workroom,

and I am happy to enter
my top era.

I am being a full-on top.

Like, Spice-dom-top era
entering right now.

How's everybody feeling?

Who is, like, so pissed

that they haven't won
a challenge yet?

Me!
I'm over it.

Are you just as pissed
as Loosey was

when she wasn't
in the top last week?

- [laughter]
- Oh, girl, I love you.

I know you're my sister,
but when you were

on that couch, just
complaining about being safe,

I was just like, "Shut up."
[laughter]

I had one moment
of being a little upset,

- and I don't understand why...
- No, I don't think you were

a little upset.
You said... and I quote...

"I am f*cking angry."

[laughter]

I know for a fact that
that bitch was pissed.

You have every right to be mad,

but, girl, own it.

Feel how you feel, baby.
Let it out.

Hello, hello, hello!

[all scream]

[laughs]

You better work, bitch.

Ladykids, we are
halfway through the season,

and I still haven't seen some
of you lip-synch for your life.

That is all about to change.

For this week's Maxi Challenge,

we're putting your charisma,
uniqueness, nerve, and talent

to the ultimate test

in a good old-fashioned

lip-sync LaLaPaRuZa.

[all scream]

LaLaPaRuZa is like...
You remember WWE,

like a "SmackDown"?
It's that

with lip-synching drag queens.

We battling each other...
One goes down, one goes up.

One goes down.
One goes up.

Who's left?
Who got the belt?

Get into lip-sync assassin drag,

and then, I'll meet you
out on the main stage.

Remember ladies, tonight,
one of you

will be going home.

Racers, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win.

- All right, ladies.
- Oh, whoo!

I feel like everyone
is equal part excited

and ready to k*ll it,

but also nervous and ready
to sh*t their pants.

I'm gonna LaLa
that f*cking PaRUza.

I did not expect, when I came
in here this morning,

for us to be LaLaPaRuZa-ing.

Who else is ga-ga-ga-gag?

I'm Gagisha'd, for sure.

I'm just listening.
I'm taking notes of everybody.

I see the gears turning
in everyone's head.

Spice, Marcia, and Loosey
are the three targets, bitch.

They are the bullseyes to be
safe in everybody's eyes.

I would just give the tea.
It is what it is.

And then the girls
people are scared of

would definitely have to be
Sasha and Anetra.

At the end of the day,
someone capped my ass,

'cause y'all were
more sicker than I was.

I can accept the fact.

See, you're not
a complete bitch.

Um, I'm in my congenial era.

[laughter]

[percussive b*at]

[dance music]

[laughter]

[singing] Cover girl

Put the bass in your walk

Head to toe

Let your whole body talk

Open your heart!

Who is that girl?

Welcome to the main stage
of "RuPaul's Drag Race."

Tonight, it's just family

for our lip-sync
LaLaPaRuZa smackdown.

Racers, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win.

[dramatic music]

The LaLaPaRuZa smackdown

is about to commence,

and we're ready to battle it out

in these lip syncs until
one of these other girls

goes home...

Emphasis on "other."

[mouths words]

Welcome, queens.

For tonight's lip-sync
LaLaPaRuZa smackdown,

you will face off
in a series of eight lip syncs.

If you win your lip sync,

you'll be safe from elimination.

If you lose,
you'll continue to face off

until two queens remain.

In the end, one of you
will sashay away.

It feels like Ancient Rome.

- Yes!
- Yeah.

This is our version
of the Colosseum.

- Yeah.
- Gladiators.

Gladiator!

- [laughter]
- Oh, my gosh.

- [exhales]
- Now,

let the lip-sync
LaLaPaRuZa smackdown begin!

Oh, pit crew...

Ladies,

in Bruno's golden hopper

are ten balls
with your names on them.

Now, to determine
the first queen to lip-synch,

Bruno will randomly choose

one ball.

Bruno,

hit it.

Bruno, show us
whose ball you're holding.

Malaysia.

Now you get to choose
your opponent.

I know everybody
would've wanna see

a Malaysia vs. Mistress,

but I know that Spice

is probably one
of the weaker lip-synchers.

[sighs]
I don't know.

I don't know who I'ma choose.

[sighs]

Malaysia,

now you get to choose
your opponent.

Girl, just say my name.

Come on, it's the...
Give the girls what they want...

Malaysia vs. Mistress.

Who do you choose?

[dramatic music]

Marcia Marcia Marcia.

Like, bitch,

wrong choice.

- Ooh, ooh, ooh.
- Oh, my God.

Marcia Marcia Marcia,

you may choose the song.

- Ooh...
- Will it be...

Please, I wanna do Celine Dion,

"It's All Coming Back
to Me Now."

"Boys Don't Cry" by Anitta.

The rest of you may step
to the back of the stage.

Two queens stand before me.

The time has come

for you to lip-synch

for

your

life!

Nobody here
has seen me lip-synch.

Let's just say, um,
when I lip-synch,

it's a flipping good time.

Good luck,

and don't

f*ck it up.

[singing] Sometimes, I call
you when I can't sleep

Alone

In your feelings, I can feel it

You're in your feelings

You won't admit it

But that's why I push you
away from me

'Cause I know, I know

It drives you crazy

Try to tame me

But nobody's taking control

Over me

Whoo, bitch!

[singing] Baby,
you be talking tough

Didn't see that coming,
did you, Malaysia?

[singing] Enough
when the girls don't need

This bitch be having me
do backflips and sh*t.

Like, right now,
it's time to amp it up.

Malaysia, get this leg up
in this air, baby!

[singing] Ooh, baby, baby,
you be talking tough

Ooh!

[singing] Can't get enough
when the girls

Yes, bitch!
Come on!

[all screaming]

[singing] Ooh, baby, baby

Hey!

[singing] 'Cause your boys
can't get enough

Come on, Malaysia!

- Okay, Malaysia.
- Come on, y'all.

[singing] Who says boys
don't cry?

- [screams]
- Yes!

Oh, wow.
[laughter]

Ladies, I've made my decision.

[dramatic music]

Marcia Marcia Marcia,

shantay, you stay.

You are safe
to slay another day.

Thank you very much.

This is the first time
the judges have gotten

to really see me, like,
be a little ferocious.

Now I get to relax
in the workroom.

Malaysia, I'm sorry, my dear,

but you are still
up for elimination.

I think Malaysia
is bamboozled AF,

because she picked Marcia

thinking she was gon' b*at her,

and that didn't happen.

Will the eight
remaining queens step forward?

Whoa!
Oh, my God!

I feel like Nicole Kidman
just popped up

on the screen
at the AMC movie theaters.

I am so excited for this.

Let's see who's lip-synching
in round two of our smackdown.

Bruno is holding Loosey's ball.

Finally.

I am really happy,

because I wanted
to have this advantage

of picking my opponent.

This is a game of survival.

Who do you choose
as your opponent?

Spice.

Ah...

Ooh...

Now, Spice, it's your turn.

I'm in the mood
to spice things up.

So I'm gonna choose

- "Do You Wanna Touch Me."
- Solid choice.

The rest of you may step

to the back of the stage.

I'm low-key rooting for Spice,

because I feel like Loosey's
on the verge of cracking.

If she gets another loss,

she's gonna go off the deep end.

[laughing]

The time has come...

For you to lip-synch...

For your life.

Oh, the lights!
What's happening?

Ha ha!

Good luck,

and don't f*ck it up.

Werk.

Spice really, like,
looks the part,

and she could pull it out.

[singing] Every girl and boy

Needs a little joy

All you do is sit and stare

Beggin' on my knees

Baby, won't you please

Run your fingers through my hair

My, my, my, my

Whiskey and rye

Don't it make you feel so fine?

Right or wrong

Don't it turn you on?

Come on.
Pick it up, girls.

Come on.

[singing] Yeah, do you wanna
touch - [singing] Yeah!

- [singing] Do you wanna touch
- [singing] Yeah!

[singing] Do you wanna
touch me there?

Where?

Yeah, yeah!

[singing] There, oh, yeah

[singing] Oh, yeah

Whoo!
Ha!

Oh, my God,
I think she just got it.

[laughter]

[singing] Oh, yeah

Ooh, lookin' hot.

Lesbians!
[laughter]

Who's it gonna be?

Who's hanging out with me
for the rest of the day?

[suspenseful note]
Ah!

What?
This lip sync is honestly

much closer a call
than I thought it would be.

The suspense is just k*lling me.

[electronic music]

Ladies, I've made my decision.

[suspenseful music]

Loosey LaDuca,

shantay, you stay.

Thank you so much.

I m*rder*d this round
of LaLaPaRuZa,

and I'm feeling incredible.

So for the rest of LaLaPaRuZa,

I get to sit back and watch

the rest of these rounds
go down.

[dance music]

It gets lonely on top.

That's what she said.

- Hello, hello, hello!
- [screams]

- Welcome to the top nine, girl!
- Hey, girl!

Ooh, top nine...

Let's see who's lip-synching
in round three.

- Oh, we're watching now.
- Ugh.

[suspenseful music]

Luxx Noir London.

Who do you choose
as your opponent?

Salina.

[gasps]

Baby, knowing Luxx,

she thinks I'ma pick
a twirling, bucking song,

but she didn't know I'm about
to pick this ballad, honey.

Salina, what song do you choose?

I think I'm gonna choose

"It's All Coming Back to Me Now"

by Celine Dion.

I do this number
all the time back at home.

I'm known for it, girl.

She gets coins with this number.

So bye, Luxx.

[dramatic music]

This Celine Dion song

is not a song that I would
particularly choose.

However, I am an actress,

and I can pull anything off.

Good luck, and don't

f*ck it up.

[singing] There were nights
when the wind was so cold

That my body froze in bed

If I just listened to it

Right outside the window

[shrieks]
[laughter]

[singing] But you were history

With the slamming of the door

And I made myself
so strong again somehow

There were moments of gold

And there were flashes of light

There were nights
of endless pleasure

It was more than your laws allow

Baby, baby, baby

When you touch me like this

When you hold me like that

It was gone with the wind

My eyes are right on Salina, honestly.

Mine are on Luxx.

[singing] When you see me
like this

[laughter]

And when I see you like that

I can barely recall

But it's all coming back

To me now

[vocalizes]

If you forgive me all this

[laughter]

I'll forgive you all that

We forgive and forget

And it's all coming back

To me now

It's all coming back to me now

And if we...

[laughter]

I really do not know,

and it's, like,
a full-ass toss-up for me.

[sighs]

[suspenseful music]

Salina EsTitties,

shantay, you stay.

You are safe
to slay another day.

Thank you so much.

Luxx Noir London,

I'm sorry, my dear,

but you are still up

for elimination.

Honestly,
I am a little very gagged.

You still look good, bitch.

Always.

Ms. Luxx, I don't think
this is sitting well with her.

I think this has put
a cr*ck in the vase.

k to you now!

[all screaming]

Oh, my God!

Bitch, I am ecstatic right now!

[screams]

Luxx thought she could b*at me.

Bitch, bye.

- [screams]
- Oh, they're back on.

Up next...

[dramatic music]

Mistress,

who do you choose

as your opponent?

Let's see. Um...

I'm gonna choose the person
who I think is gonna choose

a song that I want.

Um, let's go with Jax.

- Ooh...
- So Jax,

what song do you choose?

"Tell It to My Heart"
by Taylor Dayne.

Ugh, I am a mastermind,
a genius.

The other two girls
may step to the back

of the stage.

Oh, so it's gonna be
Sasha vs. Anetra.

Ooh, hot.

Oh, [bleep,

the one person that I didn't
want to lip-synch against.

The time has come

for you to lip-synch

for

your

life!

When I perform,
a lot of my personality

comes through.
I'm just gonna give them

a good old taste
of the Brooks dynasty.

Good luck,

and for the love
of Taylor Dayne,

don't f*ck it up.

[singing] I feel
the night explode

When we're together

Emotion overload

In the heat of pleasure

Come on, Mistress!

[singing] Take me, I'm yours

Into your arms

Never let me go

Tonight, I really

Need to love

Come on, girls.

[singing] Tell it to my heart

Tell me I'm the only one

Is this really love

Or just a game

Every tone is in the light.

I know I'm shining bright.

[laughter]

The judges are gagging, honey.

[singing] My name

- Oh!
- Whoa!

Bitch!

[singing]
No, I can't let you go

Jax, of course, is doing

all of the acrobatics.

Whoo!
[laughter]

But Mistress is
really just commanding

the front of the stage
with all of her presence.

[singing] A game

Tell it to my heart

I can feel my body rock

Every time you call my name

Tell it to my heart

Tell it from the start

Tell it to my heart

Heart, heart, heart

Never make it stop

Oh, take it to the heart

Heart, heart, heart, uh-uh

Tell it to my heart

[laughter]

Very passionate.

- Girl...
- Jax, baby.

- Girl...
- That was it.

God...

Ladies, I've made my decision.

[suspenseful music]

Mistress Isabelle Brooks,

shantay, you stay.

Thank you so much.

You gave me a run
for my money, bitch.

[laughs]

I'm a bit shocked.

I absolutely did not expect

to be in this position
right now.

My jaw is tired
from fake-smiling.

[suspenseful music]

- Jax, right?
- Oh, my God, Jax.

- Jax, for sure.
- No question.

Oof, I bet Mistress is

gonna feel some sort of way,

but here's the thing...

Now, y'all knew
the heavyweight champ

- was gonna win big.
- Oh, my God!

It was really nothing.
[laughs]

Whoo, why you gagging, honey?

[screams]

Bitch, work.

We'll be honest.
We thought Jax won

that lip sync.
Both: Yeah.

Oh, well, y'all need to get

your eyes checked, honey.

Ha!

I expected the girls to be like,

"Bitch, you k*lled it,"

but the girls
are being sourpusses,

say they thought Jax won.

So why'd you think Jax won?

She's very, like,

- vroom-vroom.
- You weren't giving 100%.

- Yeah.
- My tactic going in was

in case I had to go
a second round,

- I wanted to save...
- Right.

A little bit
of what I could give,

and I mean,
at the end of the day,

whether you thought
I did a great job or not,

I'm still here,
so it don't really mats.

Boots.

Since the girls
wouldn't start rooting

as soon as I walk in,

they changed my whole mood too.

So I'm like,
"Let's get right into it."

Like, Loosey, I mean, I felt
like you definitely lucked out,

like, getting to pick Spice,
no tea.

- Yeah, yeah.
- Also, I did take

into account that the girls

who people didn't wanna go against

would be there
till the very end.

All the girls that, like,

people didn't think were
gonna be good lip-synchers

were picked first.

So, and I was like, "Well,
you can go f*ck yourself."

Oh, my God,
don't put that in there.

I didn't say that.

Sorry.
Oh, my God, it's gonna be used.

No!

- Ladies...
- Oh, sh*t.

You will be lip-synching

in round five of our smackdown.

The last gals standing,

by process of elimination...

So excited about this one.

Bruno, do your thing.

[suspenseful music]

Now show us the ball.

Anetra.

[suspenseful note]

Anetra,

time to choose the song.

Let's go with
"I'm in Love with a Monster"

by Fifth Harmony.

I know the song,

I know my opponent,
I know the stage,

and I know me.

Let's just get going.

[laughs]

[dramatic music]

The time has come

for you to lip-synch

for your life.

So now, the two b*tches
everyone's scared of

gotta go against each other.

Let's get the popcorn out, honey.

It's gonna be a show.

Good luck, and don't

f*ck it up.

[dramatic music]

[singing] Oh

He'll buy me a thorn

Before he'll buy me a rose

Be covered in dirt
before I'm covered in gold

He's trying it on

Yeah he's ticking me off

Say what you want
but I won't ever be told

'Cause I'm in love

With a monster

Hoo, hoo, ah-ooh

Friends say I'm stupid
and I'm out of my mind

But without you, boy,
I'd be bored all the time

No, I don't really care
for the same conversation

Got everything I need

I'm known for my hair flips.

I just see my ponytail

going in all
the different directions.

I'm giving you dodging-b*ll*ts,

Matrix back bends.

- [singing] I'm in love
- [singing] I'm in love

- Ah!
- [screams and laughs]

[singing] Sweeter you try

They don't be getting love
from it

Ain't worth a dime

'Cause I just don't get
enough from it

Leave it to me don't you see

I don't run from it

Bitter the better

Hey, hey, hey, hey

[singing] You make me crazy
but I love it

[singing] I love it baby

[singing] You make me crazy baby

But I love it

- You make me crazy
- [singing] Oh, oh

I'm in love

With a monster

Hoo, hoo, ah-ooh

- [singing] Did you know
- [singing] Did you know

[singing] Everybody loves
a monster

[singing] Yeah

- [singing] Did you know
- [singing] Did you know

[singing] Everybody loves
a monster?

[singing] Yeah, yeah, yeah

[singing] I'm in love

[singing] We're in love

[singing] With a monster

Ooh, ooh, ah-ooh

I'm in love

I'm in love with a monster

I'm in love

With a monster

[singing] Hit me

Hit me

Hit me

One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight

Hit

Thank you.
Good night!

[laughter]

sh*t!

Oh, my God, men are orgasming.

- Ha.
- Wow.

That was unreal.

Ladies, I've made my decision.

[dramatic music]

My God,
they were both incredible.

- I wouldn't be able to pick.
- This is nuts.

[cheers]

Oh, my God!
[all cheering]

- Yes, ma'am!
- Congrats, girl.

Oh, my gosh, yo!

I won!

And it feels really nice
to have k*lled it.

[laughs]

Anetra, I'm sorry, my dear,

but you are still up
for elimination.

Okay, well, if
I was gonna lose to anybody,

I'm glad it's Sasha.

But that will be the last time.

It's time for the sixth round.

- Oh, girls, we're back on.
- Oh, oh, what's happening?

[dramatic music]

Malaysia Babydoll Foxx.

I wanted somebody to choose me.

I wanted to choose the song.

Malaysia looks plucked.

She is plucked.

Which queen do you choose
as your opponent?

I don't want to get kicked
in the head.

I don't want nobody
doing no splits on top of me,

duck-walking all over my back.

It's like...

Spice.

Now, Spice,

which song do you choose?

I'm gonna go
with "Don't Go Yet,"

by Miss Camila Cabello.

My logic behind choosing
"Don't Go Yet"

is because I know
Malaysia doesn't know

the words to this song.

[dramatic music]

Good luck, and don't f*ck it up.

[guitar music]

I'm ready...

[singing] I replayed this
moment for months

Alone in my head,
waiting for it to come

I wrote all your lines
in the script in my mind

Malaysia doesn't know the words.

She does not know the words.
You're right.

[singing] Don't go yet

Oye, don't go yet

Don't go yet

Oye, don't go yet

Don't go yet

I'm like, "Yes, I got her!
She doesn't know the words!"

I'm like, "Oh, sh*t.
I don't know the words either."

[singing] Baby don't go yet
'cause I wore this dress

So that plan

completely disintegrated
into nothing.

[singing] I bet that you
think that you know

I don't think either one
of them really know the words.

[laughter]

[singing] I get what I want
when I want

And I get it how I wanna, wanna

And I want you baby

Gotta get you baby

All night long

- [laughter]
- No! No!

She is not doing
the conga line dance!

[singing] Oye, don't go yet

Don't go yet

Oye, don't go yet

Don't go yet

What you leaving for
when my night is yours?

Yours, yours

What you leaving for
when my night is yours?

Just a little more don't go yet

[applause]

Already tired, and she's like,

"f*ck, I gotta do this again."

- Yes!
- [laughs]

Stop!

Ladies...

[dramatic music]

I've made my decision.

Ladies,

I've made my decision.

[dramatic music]

Malaysia Babydoll Foxx,

shantay, you stay.

Cool thing.

Oh, my gosh, like,

I survived this lip sync.

Whew.

Spice...

I'm sorry, my dear,

but you are still up
for elimination.

So, once again,
I have to go to the back

and keep lip-synching.

Okay, okay, we got
one last chance to stay.

Oh, the fattest and the baddest

is still in the building.
[all cheer]

[laughs]

I'm here.
I'm fay.

I'm sipping on this cocktail,

trying to drink
my feelings away.

[laughs]

Well, I'm happy to be here.

I have to ask,
why did you pick me?

Um, it was no reason.

Honestly, I just went...
I just went blank,

and I was like...
You was next to me.

[dramatic music]

I call bullshit.
I feel like you really thought

you were gonna slay Marcia.

No, I mean...

Oh, oh, it's back.
It's back.

Oh, my God.

Ladies, the fickle finger
of fate

has chosen the three of you
to lip-synch next,

and you will be lip-synching
to...

"The Right Stuff"
by Vanessa Williams.

[dramatic music]

To be honest,
I can take two b*tches.

Your girl is ready to do so.

The time has come
for you to lip-synch...

for your life.

I am ready to eat
these girls alive.

Good luck, and don't f*ck it up.

[singing] Get on up

Get on up

Na na na na hey hey

Voulez-vous venir?

- Ooh!
- Oh!

[singing] Standing
at the 7:15

Waiting for my baby's car

Just then, out stepped
the driver of a limousine

And asked if I was going far

I said

"I've got my mind made up"

- This is like Luxx era.
- Come on!

[singing] Leave him, baby,
'cause it's clear to me

Yes, Anetra!

[singing] That it's just
too tough

To find another lover like

Mine

With the right stuff

The right stuff, baby

- Oh!
- Whoo!

Oh, girl!

[singing] The right stuff
na na na na

Hey hey hey

The right stuff

I don't wanna miss out
on the right stuff

Ooh, no, with Mr. Right

Sing

Na na na na hey hey

- Come on!
- Who knows the words?

[singing] To give me that
loving 'cause

Next to him,
there is no other one

He's very sexy, oh so sweet

And he knocks me
off my feet, sing!

Na na na na hey hey-ey

I need the right stuff, baby

Walk the duck, bitch.
Walk that f*cking duck.

[singing]
All the right stuff

Say na na na na na-na-na-na

Na na na na

Come on, seduction.

[laughing]

Ladies...

I've made my decision.

[dramatic music]

Do you think two girls
are getting saved

from this lip sync, or just one?

- I think two girls.
- I think two will be saved.

See you, folks!

[all screaming]

I just b*at not one,
but two b*tches on the stage.

The fiercer they are,
the harder they fall.

You slayed that last song.

I had a little more fire
under me

because I already had the idea

that I was, like,
how they say, "robbed"

for the first one.

I thought that I won,
like, not in my head.

- But you didn't.
- Yeah, but I'm here now,

- so that doesn't matter.
- Exactly.

And I didn't lose any nails.

- Yes!
- The first time...

Wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait.

Anetra, Jax.

I'm sorry, my dears,
but you are still

up for elimination.

Spice, please step forward.

This is the final round

of our lip-sync LaLaPaRuZa Smackdown.

[dramatic music]

And it comes...

with a twist.

Oh!
[all gasp]

What is it?

Three of you remain...

but only two of you

will lip-synch for your life.

[dramatic chords]

In a moment,
Bruno will randomly choose

the name of one queen.

Then that queen

will have the power

to save one of her
fellow queens on stage...

and send her straight back
to the workroom.

Bitch!

Oh, my God.

This is a twist!

The queen that remains

will lip-synch for her life.

In the end, one of you

will sashay away.

[suspenseful music]

Anetra!

The fate of your fellow queens

now rests in your hands.

Who do you choose to save?

Ooh, the drama!

Oh, my gosh, I'm sure
Jax and Spice are gagging.

This is f*cking crazy.

Ha ha. I can't wait to see

how this turns out.

- Oh!
- I knew it!

I knew it!

[dramatic music]

All right, Anetra.

Who do you choose to save?

Spice.

I can't lip-sync against Spice.

Like, do y'all think
that's fair?

And honestly I have no problem
taking Jax out.

This is a punch to the gut.

I thought that
we were closer than that,

but if Anetra wants
to lip-sync against me,

then it's a battle
that she's gonna get.

Spice, you are free
to slay another day.

I am so beyond gagged
'cause I did not expect it.

I fully thought
it was a wrap for me.

I love you forever.
Oh, my God.

Good luck.
[laughter]

I'm gagging.

When we thought we knew it,

- curveball.
- Girl.

We are all shivering with
antici... pation right now.

Wait, can somebody, like,
re-explain what happened?

I'm kind of confused.

- Hi, girls.
- Spice!

[all screaming and cheering]

Yay!

[all speaking at once]

I am gagged.
[laughter]

I just survived
by the skin of my teeth.

[laughter]

I'm so happy to see all y'all.

I fully thought
I wasn't gonna see you again.

- All: Aww.
- We love you.

Yeah, seriously.

Two queens stand before me.

Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Here we go!

Prior to tonight,
you were asked to prepare

a lip-sync performance

of "Finally" by CeCe Peniston.

This is your last chance
to impress me

and save yourself
from elimination.

[dramatic music]

The time has come...
[thunder crackles]

For you to lip-synch...

for your life.

Good luck, and don't f*ck it up.

[upbeat dance music]

[vocalizing]

Finally, it has happened to me

Right in front of my face

And I just cannot hide it

Meeting Mr. Right,
the man of my dreams

The one who shows me true love

Or at least it seems

With brown cocoa skin
and curly black hair

It's just the way he looks at me

That gentle loving stare

Finally you've come along

The way I feel about you,
it just can't be wrong

If you only knew
the way I feel about you

I just can't describe it

Oh, no, no

- Whoo! Work!
- Hey, okay.

Great.

[singing] Right in front
of my face

My feelings can't describe it

Finally it has happened to me

Right in front of my face

And I just cannot hide it

Finally

Oh, finally

Yeah, yeah

- [vocalizing]
- [laughs]

[singing] Finally it has
happened to me

Right in front of my face

And I just cannot hide it

- [laughs]
- Oh, yes!

- All right.
- Fierce.

That was so solid.

[dramatic music]

Ladies...

I've made my decision.

Anetra.

Shantay, you stay.

You are safe to walk
that f*cking duck another day.

Thank you.

You are the right bitch.

Like the song says, finally.

Finally.

[laughter]

Quack, quack.

Jax, we loved you from the jump.

Thank you for leaving it all
on the dance floor.

Now, sashay away.

I love you all so much,
so thank you.

Thank you.

Fatality.

[soft laughter]

I know that Anetra wants
a challenge,

so I'm happy I have that to her
in the final round.

Of course I'm sad,
but it's just the beginning.

Get ready.
A Jax flip is coming your way,

and it's gonna be a storm, baby.

Whoo.

[high-pitched] Finally!

[all cheering]

I have to give you
the biggest hug

- in the entire world.
- Spicy.

- I love you so much, ah!
- I love you.

Anetra, I respect it.
That's a bad bitch move.

You played fair.
That is sickening.

Can we make a cheers
to the top nine?

[all cheering]

Top nine, top nine!

[laughter]

Ladies, if you can't
love yourself,

how in the hell you gon' love
somebody else?

Can I get an "amen" up in here?

- [all cheering]
- Amen!

All right.
Now let the music play.

A little bit of love
goes a long, long way

Turn it around
when you up and say

Can you feel the love

Next time on
"RuPaul's Drag Race..."

today is our 200th episode.

[screaming and cheering]

And we are throwing a ball.

[cheers and applause]

These girls aren't playing
any games.

Nobody is safe.

I'm thinking about myself.
Still, like...

[glass shattering]

[all scream]

I'm worried about Heidi.

Goes a long, long way

Lifting you up to a brighter day

A little bit of love

Goes a long, long way

Turn it around
when you up and say

Everybody say love

Can you feel the love?