15x14 - Blame It on the Edit

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15x14 - Blame It on the Edit

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[singing] MTV

Previously on
"RuPaul's Drag Race"...

You need to transform

these educators into glamazons.

Ooh.

Loosey LaDuca.

I felt like you were both
doing something separate.

And you needed to
have that chemistry

to keep you together.

Luxx Noir London.

I see zero family resemblance.

Anetra.

Your presentation was just
so polished and refined.

Condragulations,
you're the winner

of this week's challenge.

Luxx Noir London,
shantay, you stay.

Loosey, sashay away.

[moody electronic music]

We walk back into the Werkroom

after I send Loosey home.

And the only thing I'm
thinking is, sorry, Heaven.

You tried.

"Das f*cked up.

"Love you hookers.

Don't forget to let Loose."

- Aw.
- Aw, Loose.

She was fierce competition.

But when you play a dirty game,

sometimes you get dirty results.

Loosey's strategy
did not really work out

in the way that she thought
it was going to.

Why did you choose to give
Sasha's person to Sasha?

Because she didn't say that
I'm not creative or unique.

Karma is a dish
best served cold.

You thought you got me.

Whose face is the egg on now?

Not mine, yours.

But I respect her
for playing the game.

And I respect her for finally...

I was just about to say.

Admitting to the fact
that she is playing the game.

We give her her props.
She finally was honest.

You can't deny that Loosey
was a fierce competitor.

But regardless,
one bitch closer to the crown.

I think that it's time...

- Let loose, baby.
- To wipe

- and let Loosey loose.
- Let loose.

That was a good one, right?

Being in the bottom two
so close to the end

was a crazy feeling.

There was a slight chance
that I could have gone home.

That completely did not
make sense with my fantasy.

[all giggling]

We're all losing our minds.

I feel it in my heart that
I need to be in the finale.

Congratulations, bitch.
You won.

- Thank you.
- Two in a row.

- You got it.
- So you won three challenges.

[squeals]

Three is too many!

This is insane
winning back to back.

I'm right neck
and neck with Sasha Colby,

which feels right.

All that's left for me
to win is the crown.

[giggles] - [giggles]

Bitch, it's top
four tease for me.

- Top four.
- Top four.

[squealing and screaming]

Bitch.

I've been visualizing this...

moment forever.

I've been nailing everything.

But there is a moment where
I'm thinking, like, ooh,

is the other shoe gonna drop?

Like, all three of these girls
are tapping on my ass.

[squeals] I can't believe it.

This is wild.

We still have one
more challenge left,

and eye on that prize.

Eye on the grand finale.

I see you.

You're mine,
and I'm coming to get you.

[dramatic music]

Ooh, just all this booty.

Bring out all that ass.

It's like a little pig.

[laughter]

[singing]
RuPaul's Drag Race...

The winner of
"RuPaul's Drag Race"

receives a one-year supply

of Anastasia
Beverly Hills cosmetics

and a gag-worthy grand prize
of $200,000,

served by Cash App.

[singing] RuPaul's Drag Race

May the best drag queen win

Best drag queen win

[energetic music]

- Top four, b*tches.
- Yes.

All right.

I think that the top four

is exactly how
I envisioned it from the jump.

And for once, I feel like
I can finally just let go.

So I am kind of
letting myself breathe

for once in the competition.

[siren blares]

- Ooh, girl!
- Yes.

She done already
done had herses.

Let's get it, bitch.
Let's go.

Last one.

My top girls...

[squeals]

It's the final lap
in a heated race,

last dance, last chance
to serve some face.

The finale beckons.

There's a crown to mob.

So which bitch is leaving?

And who's on top?

[hip-hop music]

No way.

Hello, hello, hello.

[all screaming]

You're stupid.

[laughter]

My fantastic four,

now, over the course
of this season,

your charisma, uniqueness,
nerve, and talent

has been pulled, poked,

and prodded like never before.

Well, I don't know
you personally, but...

And now that we are in
the final stretch,

you need to prove that you are
the baddest bitch of them all.

Are you up for the challenge?

What do you think?

[laughter]

For your final Maxi Challenge,

you'll be collabing with me

on the season 15
remix of my song,

"Blame It on the Edit."

Ooh.

Ooh!

Now, Ru clocking us, honey.

[RuPaul chuckling]

This song is a shady song
because the girls

love to blame it on the edit.

First, you need to write
and record

your own sassy verses.

And then you'll be working with

"Drag Race" choreographer
Miguel Zarate

to create a space-themed
music video extravaganza.

Ooh!

It's a music video!

Ah!

I get to be in
a RuPaul music video.

Like, this is what I do.
This is what I do.

Meanwhile, back here on Earth,

each of you is cordially invited

to join Michelle Visage and me

for an intimate
Tic Tac chitchat.

Love that.

Now, remember, only three of you

will be going through
to the grand finale.

So whatever happens this week,

don't f*ck it up.

- Gag me.
- Oh, my God.

[chatter]

Honestly, I am gagged
because I thought

that we were at the top.

There hasn't been a top three

since season eight
of "Drag Race,"

so the stakes are higher
than Anetra and Sasha

in that comedy challenge.

Racers, start your engines.

And may the best drag queen win.

All right, divas.

Well, well, well.

I'm gonna take
a listen to the song.

That might be
a smart thing to do.

Y'all haven't heard the hit song

"Blame It on the Edit" before?
Wow.

[laughter]

We are writing our own verse
to "Blame It on the Edit."

And I am ready to cut up
because everyone knows

this is a shady song.

And who better
than to be featured?

As far as the verse, I feel
like it'll be pretty solid.

Yeah, I feel good at writing.

- Yeah.
- And, like, you know,

I know words.
[laughs]

The inspiration for my verse...

I really wanted to
write something that

was sexy, dips into the vogue.

Did you see what I did there?

I think it's me.
It's totally me.

But you write music,
like, all the time, right?

Yeah, like, I kind
of, like, do this.

I'm very excited
for this challenge.

I just love writing,
like, bitch track verses.

Yes.

And it's very, like,
a bitch track verse.

This is the last chance
that the judges have

to see what we can do.

And I am just so excited to
finally be a video vixen.

I'm gonna k*ll the choreography.

My verse is Denosha Dupree.

It's gonna give today, mama.

My verse is pretty
much, like, written.

So, like, I see
where this is going.

Luxx's strength
is her crazy confidence.

That also could be
Luxx's biggest weakness.

Your drag delusion confidence

has got you to this point, bitch.

But you can never
get too comfortable

because, baby, all it takes
is one slip-up,

and then you are gone.

Luxx, are you asleep?

Luxx is sleeping, child.

Shh, don't wake her up.

[laughter]

- Hi, Sasha.
- Aw.

- Hello, hello.
- Hi, Sasha Colby.

Hi, you both.

It is time to have
the Tic Tac chitchat

with RuPaul and Michelle Visage,

up close in person,
with a lovely pile of Tic Tacs.

I'm so excited.

Welcome to the
Sasha Colby meet-and-greet.

[chuckles] - Oh, feels good.

When did you come here
from Hawaii?



- I went to Chicago for a bit.
- Oh, really?

And then I was in Orlando.

And then I finally
made it to LA.

Did you work at The Baton?

- For about six years.
- Six years?

Yeah, five nights a week,
three shows a night.

- That's exhausting.
- Wow!

Yeah, I moved there
to kind of learn

from the best of the best.

- Yes, Mimi Marks.
- Mimi Marks, Monica Munro.

Chilli Pepper.

Chilli Pepper,
the first Continental.

Have you struggled
at all in this competition?

I have, I have.

Internally, there was a
lot of that inner saboteur,

really feeling like I won
two challenges in a row,

two Maxi Challenges.

And the first thing
that came to my mind

was, oh, oh, no, the girls
are gonna hate me.

Like, I feel, like, weird.

Like, I feel like someone
else should get it.

Like, I was willing to let
go of my personal triumphs

to just have, like,
that quick fix

of being liked by everyone.

Why do I need that?

I was really trying
to get down deep,

and it really came to acceptance

as a child from my family,
and my mom particularly.

Everything I did...

was always just to,
like, have my mom

say she loves me, and, like,
I would never get it.

[sniffles]

And all the pageants I do

and all the, like,
challenges here

has just been for them to
say that they're proud of me.

And I'll never get it
from my mom.

I'll never get it.
[sniffling]

When did that realization come?

It actually happened...
it was a growing process

from when
my father had passed away

about six years ago.

He had hung himself at 80.

Wow.

He was such a good man.

He was like
my biggest ally, and...

[exhales deeply]

that was the, uh...

Hardest thing I've ever
had to deal with.

We just are left with
so many questions...

[sniffles]

because my father
had actually left me

everything when he passed.

As the q*eer,
as what we call in Hawaii

the mahu, being entrusted

with this generational land,

it felt like Pop's,
like, seal of approval.

And that's when
I really started to

try and make meaning of life,
and what does it all mean?

What is it all for?

It took, like, going
really, really, really deep

and doing a lot of work.

There is survivor's remorse.

But a part of that equation
has to be

letting go of older tapes
and thoughts.

- Yes.
- There's so much abundance.

There's so much abundance.

And you kind sort of
feel guilty about it.

I mean, look at
Michelle's cheekbones.

I mean...

[laughter]

She got too much.

- She really did.
- Well...

I can't wait for my
abundance of cheekbones.

[laughter]

And the next
chapter has arrived.

And it's like my world
is just so open right now.

With everything that
I've accomplished here,

I feel like I could do anything.

- You can.
- Anything.

You absolutely can.

We see it.

- Thank you, Sasha.
- Thank you so much.

- Thank you both.
- Thank you so much.

- Good luck.
- Bye!

- Hi, Anetra.
- Hello.

Hi, Anetra.

You're so different from the
Anetra who walks this runway.

- Oh, yeah.
- You're very soft spoken.

- Have you always been that way?
- Yeah, I grew up Mormon.

- Mormon?
- Ooh.

With the way that I grew up...

I felt that I had to be
that way,

especially with my own
queerness and not feeling...

You had to be quiet.

Yeah, not feeling comfortable
and right to be myself.

Mm.

So I think that, when I grew up,

that's just the
person that I became.

Yeah.

Anetra, for me, was like a place

for me to express everything
and do everything and...

- Yeah.
- Go ham.

- Can we please...
- Yes.

Talk about that
f*cking lip sync?

Can we talk about that lip sync?

You flipped over Marcia.

I just remember...
and I had a moment.

I was like, do I do it?

And before, like, I could
even complete the thought,

I was already over top of her.

It was just, I'm gonna say,

my favorite lip sync
of all time.

- Shut up.
- Yeah.

Are you kidding me?

It was phenomenal.

Thank you.

And you better
walk that f*cking...

- Yes, ma'am.
- That's right.

Where did you
learn how to vogue?

Me and my sister Salem,
we used to just be

in the dressing room, like...

we would just put a voguing
track on and start wacking.

- This is in Vegas?
- Yeah.

We don't really have a
ballroom scene in Vegas.

I feel like a lot of, like,
my love for the ballroom scene

is just from, like,
watching videos on YouTube.

But it's just a style of
art that I love so much.

It's much like drag.

Like, it has that
sense of community,

and they obviously
cross paths very often.

You've lip-synched
several times.

You've interpreted the material

in a way that only you can.

And so we're watching this
magic actually happen.

It's just creative expression,

and it's like the thing
that I love the most.

What would winning
"Drag Race" mean to you?

Winning "Drag Race" would mean

all of the tribulations
and trials

that I have gone through
would be worth it.

And it would mean
everything, period.

We witnessed you
come out of your shell.

Over the course of
this competition,

it's been a joy to
watch you blossom.

[whispering] Thank you.

- Well, hello, Mistress.
- Hi.

- Mistress, how are you?
- I'm doing well.

You are a queen
who is very outspoken,

not afraid to speak her mind.

Where does that come from?

As a kid, I was never
allowed to be like that.

So when I finally found my voice

and found where I belonged
in the world, I was like,

it's better to be outspoken
than to be thinking

and replaying it in your
head because, for me,

personally, if I feel
some type of way,

I'm that girl who will
replay it, and replay it,

and replay it until,
like, it explodes.

- Yes.
- So I would rather get it out

in the open right now.

Which is
the healthy way to do it.

It's the healthiest
way to do it.

Absolutely.

But sometimes people
are not ready to hear that.

Has that helped you or hurt you?

It's gotten me in
trouble here and there.

- In this competition?
- Most definitely.

- With who?
- Especially with girls

like Loosey,
we kinda had a bit of tension

because there was times where

she would act different
off camera

when we were not in the
public eye with people,

and she would say
the same exact things

I was saying
but getting heat for.

So I was seeing
two sides of her,

and I really don't
like that from people.

If you're gonna be a bitch,
just be a bitch.

We call that an undercover c**t.

[laughter]

Noted.

When you walked
into the Werkroom

the very first episode,
what were you thinking?

What was going
through your mind?

I knew coming in that
I wanted to be competition.

I wanted to just have fun
and, like, not care about

what would happen outside.

This is everything I dreamt
of and everything I've ever

wanted, especially with,
like, everything I've

been through with my family.

They've always
kind of let me down.

I've had times in my life where
I've literally had nothing.

So, like...
[sniffles]

being here, I wanted to make
sure that, like,

I was not only making
my drag family proud,

making my hometown proud,
but making myself proud.

You have your drag family.

And what are they gonna
think about your time here?

[chuckles] My drag mother
is Chevelle Brooks.

She was one of
the first big girls

to win a major national
title for, like,

a skinny girl pageant.

She won Miss USofA 2000.

And she kind of like
really changed drag

and the outlook on
plus-sized drag entertainers.

Coming here, I had to make sure

that I'm gonna carry on
the legacy.

When I got my message
in "Untucked" from her,

first thing she said was,

"You better not be out
there embarrassing me."

And that was the first thing
she told me...

Don't act a fool.
So sorry, mama.

Cut up a little bit too much.

Yes.
That ship has sailed.

But she's gonna be happy
because I feel like I've came,

and I did everything

- I told her I was going to.
- Oh, yeah.

What Mistress era
are we in right now?

We are in the top three era.

[laughter]

Well, thank you so much
for talking to us.

I would offer you a Tic Tac,

but, you know,
they're about 15 years old.

Don't worry.
I'll steal something else

to make up for it.
[laughter]

Aha, look at this outfit.

Look at this,
doing the Garden State proud.

Oh, my.
You wearing these outfits...

did you have everything
planned out when you came here?

I did.

I wanted every outfit that
I wore on the main stage

and off the main stage
to be a fashion moment.

You know, any opportunity
to be on the grand stage

of the world,
you wanna look your best.

That's absolutely right.

Did you go to
East Orange High School?

No, I went to Cicely
L. Tyson School for...

- Cicely Tyson High School?
- School for Perform...

There's a
Cicely Tyson High School?

School of the Performing Arts.

School of the Performing Arts.

- Cicely Tyson?
- Yes.

Fabulous.

I've met her a couple of times.

I shook her hand.

Cicely Tyson is an
African-American actress

who has a legacy
that is beyond measure.

She really was a pioneer
for so many Black actresses.

She is that girl...

well, she was. Ooh.

You know, as you
speak of being a kid

and being creative like this,
my heart fills with

so much joy and love
because I think, oh,

I would love to have a baby boy
who could do all that stuff.

But then my second thought
is, oh, the world is so mean.

How have you been
able to navigate

some of the not-so-nice
bits of being such a star?

I was kind of raised to
tackle situations head first.

My parents conditioned me to
think very highly of myself.

People ask where I get
my confidence from.

It really is my parents.

They would always tell me
that you have to be

a leader and not a follower.

And you can be proud of yourself

and your accomplishments.

It is very important
for Black q*eer people

to be very confident
because there's

always going to be
someone telling us

that we shouldn't be.

I know that there
are going to be people

who have things to say.

But it's my sole mission
to live my life fearlessly

- and freely...
- Right.

Kind of as, like, a, you know,

slap to the face to everybody
who told me I couldn't.

You're a...[chuckles]
you're a good kid.

You're confident.
You're bright.

You're very smart.
I'm so excited for you, Luxx.

You have such a bright future.

- Thank you, darling.
- Thank you.

It is just the
craziest feeling ever

to be receiving this
sort of validation

from the person
who inspires everything

that you've done in your career

from the moment
you started to now.

[spacey dance music]

Hey, queens.

- Hi.
- Hi.

It is time to sh**t

the "Blame It on the Edit"
music video.

But first, we have to learn
the choreography.

I'm the new Abby Lee Miller.
Dance School for Queens.

I am so excited to
star alongside RuPaul

in the music video.

Wait, did I say star?
I meant co-star.

[ding]

[chuckles]

Today, we are sh**ting scenes

for your "Blame It on the Edit"
music video.

I'm so excited to be
working with you ladies

again on this final challenge.

You really need to leave
it all on this stage today

and let us have it.

Yes, ma'am.

All right,
let's learn some choreography.

I know we're
all ready to do this.

We have fought our way here.

We have stood our ground.

Give us the choreo, baby.
No mercy.

So, ladies, I'm looking for some

sci-fi hood girl realness.

And it's clean lines but
with a lot of personality,

but definitely keeping
it in outer space.

Here we go.

You're gonna step out with
your left foot on seven, eight.

You're gonna
brush your shoulders.

Seven, eight, snap, one,
and step to the left.

And then you're
gonna go three, four, five.

I'm kind of nervous
because the choreography

has me very concerned.

And I'm looking around,

and I have three
fierce b*tches next to me.

Blame it on the edit.

And...

There's no more
hiding behind someone

and hoping someone's
worse than you.

You have to be the best, or
you're in the bottom, period.

Mistress, make sure that
you step on that left foot

because you're looking a
little lost at the beginning.

So make sure you go
left with the right.

Uh-huh.

Oppose the left foot
with the right hand.

Right hand,
left hand, right hand.

And then go left hand,
right hand, left hand.

Great, Luxx.

From the top. let's go.

Blame it on the edit.

And blame it on the edit.

And shake it to the right.

Step, cr*ck, cr*ck.

Uh-huh, so, Mistress,
just the step, snap, snap.

I'm not making excuses.

This is a very
restricting costume.

Even little hands then...

blame it on the...
keep it little.

Just keep it the attitude.

Don't be shy about
this now, yeah?

- Especially in that outfit.
- Yeah.

All right.

She's saying the costume
is too constricting.

But I think that's just trying
to buy her some time

so she can
learn the choreography.

Five, six, blame it on the edit.

And blame it on the edit.

And seven.

Shake it to the left.
Shake it to the right.

Down, up, up.

Yes, Sasha.
I like that down.

Down, but then really
bring this arm up.

Yes.

Sasha, A-plus.

That looked great.

So as we're going on,
I'm looking around,

and everyone's kind of
getting the choreography.

Throw it.
Step around.

Grab it in.

I am trying my best to keep up.

But I can't help but think, like,

I'm already f*cking it up.

Shake it to the right.

Step, snap, snap.

Interpretation.

I don't know how
I'm gonna flip this

and make it a success story.

Mistress, it's not bad,
but it lacks confidence.

Yeah, I'm not confident
because I don't know it.

But you know what,
at this point,

you have enough details
to where you need to be

like, f*ck it, start performing.

Speaking of performing,
let's do it.

It's time to sh**t the video.

We move real fast

on the set
of "RuPaul's Drag Race."

We rehearse, and we film.

That's what we're gonna do.

So let's start with the
first two, Anetra and Luxx.

The fact that we just
learned the choreography,

and not even two minutes later
we have to film the video

is absolutely bonkers
but kind of sickening.

It's the survival
of the fiercest.

Now, ladies, we are sh**ting,

and we're gonna do
a couple of takes.

That being said, every take
needs to be to be at 1,000

because you never know which
they're gonna use in edit.

- Don't blame it on the edit.
- Okay.

I can pump and vogue
the house down.

But picking up choreography is
a little bit different for me.

I've got it,
but I haven't got it.

So...

All right, here we go.

[singing] Edit,
blame it on the edit

She wanna blame it on the edit

You the one who said it, edit

- Go on and take the credit
- Ahh...

Anetra, Anetra, Anetra,
Anetra, Anetra, Anetra...

like, you could see
the worry on her face.

Luxx, great.

- Thank you.
- Okay, Anetra.

I don't want you
looking frightened like deer

caught in the headlights.

You watched the...

One of the most
iconic videos, "Scream."

It needs that Janet energy.

Bring Ms. Jackson
to the forefront.

Well, if you're nasty.

I want Janet served hot.

Do it for Janet.

Yes, justice for Janet.

- Our queen.
- Ow.

Here we go.

- What happened, Luxx?
- I lost a nail.

- A nail?
- And it's white,

so it's gonna be
impossible to find.

- Jesus.
- Crunch.

This looks like a
white party-afters.

- [laughter]
- Right?

Make sure it's
not in your outfit.

- Is it?
- Told you.

All right, music's on.

Remember who you girls are.

- That part.
- The one.

[hip-hop music]

Girl.

Let's go.

[singing] Edit, blame it
on the edit

She wanna blame it on the edit

You the one who said it, bitch

How you gon' regret it?

Blame it on the edit

- Yeah!
- Yeah!

Nasty?

All right, you two have a seat.

I feel really good
about what I did.

I think I ate
every aspect of it.

I'm so full right now.

I kind of crushed it.

Sasha Colby,
Mistress Isabelle Brooks.

Barb Wyre has joined us.

I'm feeling my fantasy, honey.

Barb Wyre comes again.

This time, it'll be a hit.

All right, music.
Here we go.

[singing] Edit, blame it
on the edit

Get it, Isabelle.
Come on.

[singing] You the one
who said it, bitch

Go on and take the credit, bitch

[ding]

Sasha is nailing
the choreography.

I'm not surprised.
She's an amazing dancer.

Mistress is having
a bit of a hard time,

and I can kind of just see her
getting in her head about it.

And she needs to get out.

- [breathing heavily]
- You all right, Mistress?

- You in your head?
- No, I'm just a fat bitch.

I'm out of breath.

You just gonna give it
to these b*tches?

- Or you gonna fight for it?
- No, that's what I'm saying.

I'm ready to, like...

I'm... yeah, I'ma get it.

f*ck no, I'm not gonna
just give it to them.

Regardless if I know
the choreography or not,

I am about to get up and twirl.

Move over, bitch, because the
big girl's coming through.

[singing] Blame it on the edit

Blame it on the edit

She wanna blame it on the edit

You the one who said it, edit

Go on and take the credit

Blame it on the edit

Blame it on the edit

See, she can move them arms.

You can move them arms.

That pass was great.

[together]
Extraterrestrial ferocity.

Okay, ladies, that's a wrap.

Cannot wait to see
the final product.

So proud of you.

Only three of us
are going the finale.

I don't know
who's gonna be there,

but I feel bad for the
person that has to leave.

- Thank y'all so much.

- Thank you.
- Bye, kids.

Bye.

Can't blame it on the edit.

[upbeat dance music]

Last day of school, chickens.

It's the end of an era.

Girls.

It's the end of an era.

It's our last day
in the Werkroom,

and I'm taking a deep
breath and taking

it in for the last time.

It's bittersweet.
It's the end of the era.

We are getting painted
for the last time.

Can you f*cking believe it?

No, it's actually
kind of, like, wild.

I mean, we literally
did an entire music video

all in 24 hours, bitch.

I'm very excited
to watch the premiere

of the "Blame It on the Edit"
music video

with the judges.

This is going to the thing

that could make or break one of
us getting a spot in the top.

It was very fun.

It was like living your,
like, ultimate video girl,

like, fantasy.

Yeah, I know I'm slow
with choreo,

and Miguel knows
that at this point.

So, like, it was a lot, girl.

I've worked my ass off
to get to this point.

And if you think I'm gonna let

some little choreography get me
down, you are sadly mistaken.

So it's time to put
my game face back on

and keep it pushing.

I decided to just let go.

And, you know, we only
get to do this once.

And we're so lucky to be here.

So I'm making the most
of every single moment.

As you should.

And, of course,
my verse ate the girls up.

[scoffs] Okay.

Deep down, Mistress knows.

She ain't crazy.

She knows that
she's in jeopardy.

I know she's feeling nervous.

It was kind of
wild to, like, have

to learn the
choreography and then,

like, literally film
it right afterward.

- Yeah.
- I feel like by the end

I got it down pretty well.

But I'm also a little bit
stressed because the finale

is right around the corner.

They're looking at
every little detail.

And it would really suck
for me to go home now.

Okay, b*tches,
so let's cut to the tea.

What was everybody's first
impression of each other?

Luxx was like one of
the first people I met...

gorge, painted boots.

But you're, like,
so fun and, like, quirky.

I love your crazy confidence.

I was very happy that you
looked like your pictures.

And I hate when girls,
like, are catfishes.

- Like, I'm not gonna say...
- Say their name.

Malaysia's
Babydoll's Foxx's name.

[laughter]

I already knew who Sasha was.

So I was like, okay,
let's see if she's

gonna be as sickening as people

are anticipating her to be.

And then to my surprise,
she was.

Surprise?

I was hoping you wouldn't.

I was hoping you would
be a rotting c**t too.

- Ah.
- But you're a sweetheart.

I wasn't expecting
you to be so nice,

if I'm gonna be honest, because
you have, like, a status.

I was really refreshed
that you were not a bitch.

What I've learned is
check your ego at the door.

Just be a joy to be around.

That's really gotten me
where I am today.

When I moved to LA, I was
already Miss Continental.

But no one in LA
knew who Sasha Colby was.

And I really had to
start from the ground up.

I can't be one of those
girls that are like, oh,

you don't know who I am?

Oh, darling.
Like, darling.

No, like, that's
never gonna work.

I already knew Anetra
was gonna be, like,

the silent k*ller.

You were very quiet.

But I see that
you are very lively.

You just are soft-spoken.

And we have, like, a similar,
like, sense of humor, too.

Very bad.

I think that out
of the four of us,

Anetra has had the
biggest transformation.

When she first came in,
I didn't see much personality.

But as the competition progressed,

she's definitely shown more
of the person that she is,

and I just love her so much.

And Mistress,
at first I was like,

I just know this bitch
is obnoxious.

- Did you say obnoxious?
- Yeah.

But then I found out
that she is obnoxious.

But she has redeeming
great qualities.

[laughter]

I liked your
personality because you

weren't afraid to talk.

I just love that you
say whatever you feel.

And you, like, don't care.

The second you walked in,
the groups met each other.

As soon as you came
up to me, you were like,

Auntie, the b*tches are wack.

I should have been
in y'all's group.

[laughter]

I do remember
hearing you say that.

You are a handful already.

Girl, look around.
Did I lie?

There's no one from
my group, bitch.

[chuckling]

I didn't come in
to make friends.

But to my surprise, I've
made a few along the way,

even though I try to
be in my bitchy era.

[chuckles]

We got to have some
moments here, like some, oh!

- Ooh.
- Ooh.

What was y'all's favorite gate?

Well, that's shady, honey.

If there's one thing this
season will be known for,

it is definitely gonna be
the season of the gates.

Metal-gate, Heaven-gate...

- 40-inch-gate.
- 40-inch-gate.

Baby-bump-gate.

Baby-bump-gate.

Baby bump... oh, my God.

Ooh, why am I seeing a pattern?

Why is Luxx in
every gate, honey?

Every gate that happened
that I was a part of...

Bitch, all the gates.

Apparently, I was a
part of all of the gates.

I would consider myself the
gatekeeper of season 15.

But I didn't
provoke any of them.

Or if I did provoke it,
I didn't escalate it

for it to become a full-on gate.

However, I am the
one who said it.

Blame it on the edit.

[upbeat music]

We are all about to go
back on the main stage

for the last time to find out

who is moving on
to the grand finale.

I love all of these girls.

But I am looking at the end
goal, which is the crown.

Isn't it wild to
think that one of us

is going to be America's
Next Drag Superstar?

I know, I can't wait.

I don't want to be
in the top three.

I need to be in the top three.

I want this more than words
can even describe.

I deserve to be in
the finale because

I'm a phenomenal performer.

I'm a phenomenal drag
queen and... period.

I should be at the grand finale

because I am a drag queen.

My Stockard Channing moment.

I just want to come out already.

God, the suspense is...

eee!

[RuPaul's "Cover Girl starts]

[singing] Cover girl,
put the bass in your walk

Head to toe,
let your whole body talk

[applause]

- Take your time.
- Take your time, Mama.

[laughs] Welcome
to the main stage

of "RuPaul's Drag Race."

She's not a bitch.

She's just edited that way.

It's Michelle Visage.

No, Ru, I am
actually that bitch.

The hilarious Ross Mathews.

Now, as we reach the end
of season 15, any regrets?

I deeply regret the one time
I agreed with Michelle Visage.

[laughs] - It was
wrong. I'm sorry.

This week,
we challenged our queens

to serve intergalactic
glamour in the music video

"Blame It on the Edit."

And tonight on the runway,
category is Drag Excellence.

Racers, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win.

[singing] The world
is your runway

The category is Drag Excellence.

Up first, Anetra.

Oh, she makes a good point.

Actually, she makes
several good points.

[chuckling]

She wore blue velvet.

This look is Grand High Empress

Anetra, the house down.

It's one of my favorite
things I've ever made.

It's dripping in beauty,
Asian fierceness.

She's glamorous.
She's artistic.

At the end of this competition
I just feel so elevated.

- You've heard of Flash Gordon?
- Yes.

Well, meet Flash Whoredon.

[chuckling]

Go, Flash, go.

I love a tassel on an assh*le.

Luxx Noir London.

Representing the Cicely
Tyson School of the Arts.

[laughter]

I want my final moment
on the runway

to be kind of different
from what I've shown.

I can also show you
elegance, poise, glamour

and still have
myself shine through.

My mug is stamped for the gods.

The earrings are so heavy.

I just have the weight of my
success in this competition

on my earlobes right now.

It's just the perfect
[kiss] chef's kiss

runway presentation.

I'm gonna take that train
all the way to London.

Mm, I guess it
do gotta be white.

[ding]

Sasha Colby.

Aloha, gorgeous.

Oh, her head got lei-ed.

I'm giving you AB Crystallized

Galactic Federation Queen.

I wanted to bring some
of my Hawaiian culture

with my beautiful orchids.

I am rhinestoned from orchid
stem to all my bracelets.

The dress is immaculate.

It is giving you pageant.

It is hitting the floor perfectly,

straight up Sasha Colby
drag excellence.

I'm also so ethereal and
hopefully makes you gasp

and clutch a pearl or two.

Miss Diamond Head.

If you like it, then you should

put six, seven rings on it.

Mistress Isabelle Brooks.

Ru, she can't win.
She's a cheetah.

I am in my glamazon era,

and I am giving
fierce ferociousness.

I wore this gown for
a national pageant.

Wearing this gown was
the first time in drag

that I felt untouchable.

It means a lot to me.

As you go down the gown,
note the details, bitch.

The cheetah print
is not on the fabric.

It is beaded into design.

Every bead is sewn one by one,

and it is hours and
hours and hours of work.

And that is custom couture, honey.

This gown is heavy, bitch.

This is about 60 pounds.

I know that this gown
will go down

in history because,
bitch, I'm wearing it,

and it looks f*cking sickening.

She is feline the fantasy.

I hear she's feral.

Welcome, queens.

And attention, Earthlings.

It's time to blast off
with Anetra,

Luxx Noir London, Sasha Colby,

and Mistress Isabelle Brooks

in the intergalactic premiere

of "Blame It on the Edit."

[singing] All these shows
around the world

And everywhere we go

You'll never meet another bitch

As salty as these hoes

She wanna blame it on the edit

Blame it on the edit

She wanna blame it on the edit

You the one who said it, edit

Go on and take the credit, bitch

You the one who said it, bitch

How you gon' regret it?

Blame it on the edit

Blame it on the edit

[lip-synching]
Stompin' on roaches

And walking these ducks

Walkin' these ducks

Make my way on the runway

Anetra 'bout to pump

I twist, I whip

I dip, hair flip

Smash that eye

Gloss that lip, a total ten

Your girl's a hit

[lip-synching] Lookin'
just like a dream

Look so fierce
I be causin' a scene

When I step on the runway

You already know all eyes on me

Ain't these b*tches
left no crumbs

Did it in designer pumps

So when they ask about Luxx

Let 'em know that she's the one

[singing] Blame it on the
edit, blame it on the edit

She wanna blame it on the edit

You the one who said it edit

Go on and take the credit, bitch

You the one who said it, bitch

How you gon' regret it?

Blame it on the edit

Blame it on the edit

[lip-synching] Bad bitch body

I don't come and play

Best believe when I
stepped on the scene

Shitty hoes just run away

Dream-chaser, style-maker

Game-changer, bank-maker

cr*ck the code, now y'all know

Sasha Colby run the show, ah

[lip-synching]
MIB, I'm the MVP

It makes sense why all
these girls envy me

'Cause I'ma clock the tea,
and I don't give a tuck

Excuse me, why you mad?

Like a bitch from west bum tuck

But guess what, yes, I said it

And I made it, too

I'm the next in line,
Kingdom Amaru

And if you step outta
line, I'ma gather you

Make room, 'cause a big
girl's coming through

[singing] Blame it on the
edit, blame it on the edit

She wanna blame it on the edit

You the one who said it edit

Go on and take the credit, bitch

You the one who said it, bitch

How you gon' regret it?

Blame it on the edit,
blame it on the edit

All these shows around the world

And everywhere we go

You'll never meet another bitch

As salty as these hoes

Blame it on the edit,
blame it on the edit

She wanna blame it on the edit

You the one who said it, edit

Go on and take the credit, bitch

You the one who said it, bitch

How you gon' regret it?

Blame it on the edit,
blame it on the edit

- Whoa!
- Yeah!

Wow.

My beautiful queens,
tonight we must decide

which three of you
will be moving on

to the grand finale of
"RuPaul's Drag Race" season 15.

And I've just got to commend you

on all of the hard work and
devotion that you've put in.

I know how hard this is.

You should be very,
very proud of yourselves.

And now, it's time for the
judges' final critiques,

starting with Anetra.

You look unreal tonight.

There's something
about this look that

hearkens back to
days of old, but also

points towards the future.

This is very
Emperor Ming Flash Gordon.

We keep going back
to Flash Gordon.

Yes, go, Flash, go.

[singing] Ah

What a joy it has been watching
you grow in this competition.

Each challenge that came,
you met it head on.

Then you won three of them,
especially in that Rusical.

When you let us in
and you touched us

the way you did with
your performance,

we will never
forget that moment.

Getting to direct you
in the music video,

I could see you getting
in your own head.

Choreography
is different than voguing.

You chose to do a slower rap.
But I liked it.

And you ended it with almost
a ballroom lingo, you know,

with 10s and talking about that.

But it's like
how the Bible says,

when it comes to duck-walking,
it's a marathon, not a sprint.

- That's right.
- Yes.

That's my favorite
passage, actually.

- Beautiful.
- Yeah.

Tell me about
writing the lyrics.

So I wanted to
obviously call back

to Walking that f*cking Duck.

[laughs] - It was...

it was such a big thing
for me in the competition.

I knew this was gonna be
one of the hardest things

that I had ever done.

And it was also one of the
most transformative things

that I have ever done.

What you've done
in this competition

is nothing short of amazing.

I am so proud of you.

Thank you.

Up next, Luxx Noir London.

I am so proud of my
fellow New Jerseyan

right here in the final four.

Tonight, you look
absolutely beautiful.

Your taste level is beyond.

When I think of the
iconic runway moments

that we've seen in season 15,

you are at the top of the list.

Each week, I fell more
and more in love with you.

And look at you now.

And then let's talk
about this video.

I liked your lyrics.

But what I loved
is that you sang.

And then you give us rap,
as well.

You're gonna give me four lines.

Bitch, I'm gonna show
you everything I got.

You probably got the
choreography the quickest.

And you committed to it.

You're so unabashedly you.

You are so gay.

That's coming from me.

[laughter]

You are the embodiment
of what it is to be proud.

There's no shame in that game,
and the lyrics speak to that.

I see you, and I just
think about all the kids

in the world who could be you.

You have a family that supports
you and that has lifted you up

and said, you can do
whatever you want to do.

And that gives me so much hope.

I'm so grateful for them.

And I don't even think they know

how grateful I am for them.

I just love them so much.

You are very blessed.

Thank you so much for
all your kind words.

It all just means
the world to me.

[sniffles]

Thank you, Luxx.

Up next, Sasha Colby.

You know, you came into this
competition with notoriety.

Some of these kids may
know about your legacy.

Some may not.

Some may be threatened by it.

Some may not.

But it's a big deal
to be the eldest

and have to hold your ground.

And when you come out so
high, that's even harder.

You exceeded expectations.

Let's talk about this runway.

It's spectacular.

Your performance in
the video was so fun.

I love your Pamela Anderson
situation that you gave us.

And we were all like,
damn, I want to have

sex with an alien tonight.

That's your gift.

And the first line of your
lyrics is "bad bitch body."

You are so much more than
a body, 'cause they go away.

But your kindness
and your inner beauty,

that ain't going anywhere.

As we've learned your story,
you are not only a survivor,

but you are a spiritual leader.

I know the hard knocks.

And they've informed you

how to meet life
on life's terms.

[crying] [sniffles]

Well done, mama.

It was an amazing experience.

I cherish every moment here.

This was really my love letter
to drag, the love of my life.

And I'm so glad I could
have shared it here.

Thank you.

All right,
Mistress Isabelle Brooks.

This runway tonight,
well, that's how you do it...

sexy in all the right places.

But I love that you
own being a big girl.

I also love that you never
are the butt of the joke.

I've fallen prey to that.

That's powerful.

We got to see a beautiful
trajectory of all the looks

that Mistress does,
all the while

representing Houston drag.

You must have said it 50 times.

[laughter]
But I say that with love.

And you did them so proud
in this competition.

Let's talk about you
in the music video.

Okay, there were a couple
steps off, couple.

I saw them.

But when they came in
close on your face,

nobody sells
a close-up like Mistress.

Just your eyes alone are...

they tell every part of
the story.

And you also do this thing where

you can be so sexy
and so pop star

and also hilarious
the next second.

You're so good at that.

Not only are you a fabulous
queen, a gorgeous queen,

but you are a smart queen.

The acting, the performance,
the gorgeous costumes,

the snarky attitude,
unapologetic...

It's so refreshing.

You let a bitch know.

But you let a bitch know
in a way that's still fun,

and with a wink and a nudge.

Remember who you are.

You are anointed.

You are anointed.
And you are anointed.

It's no accident
you're standing on this stage.

Remember I said that.
Remember this moment.

Ladies, many of
our younger viewers

are struggling to
find their tribe.

With them in mind,
I want to ask you this,

starting with Anetra.

If you could travel
back in time,

what would you tell
five-year-old Isaiah?

[inhales] Oh, wow.

[chuckles]

I would say...
[sniffles]

it's gonna be
a rough ride at the beginning,

and you're gonna
have a lot of dark days.

[sniffles] But just hold on.

There is gonna come a day where

you get to release and fly free

and be your authentic self.

And it's gonna be
so worth the wait.

So keep strutting around
in them go-go boots.

[sniffles] And I love you.

Luxx Noir London,
what would you tell

three-year-old Justin?

You're gonna
wake up one morning,

and you're gonna say,
"I'm gonna be a star."

And it's gonna come true.

[sniffles]

There's gonna be so many
things that are going to try

to knock you off of your path.

And everything, good,
bad, nice, mean, ugly,

is all going to lead you
[sniffles]

to that star shining as
bright as it possibly can.

People are gonna
try to dim that shine.

But you know deep down
who the f*ck you are.

And you know what
you're here to do.

This doesn't happen for
everyone who looks like you,

who comes where you come from.

You have a great
life ahead of you.

Don't take a second
for granted, please.

Thank you.

Sasha Colby, what would you tell

little three-year-old Sasha?

First of all, woman.

Fit it, bitch.

First of all, your
family doesn't know

what they're talking about.

Just keep the pigtails, honey.

[chuckling]

I would like to tell her that...

Oh, my God, like, your
dreams are gonna come true

because you just
relied on yourself

and your natural instinct and
turned to drag as your therapy

and your best friend.

You're gonna find
yourself so quickly

and will be questioned about it.

And you will hold
it down so fiercely,

no one can tell you anything.

And I love you so much because I

know you don't hear it a lot.

I love you so much.

And I'm so proud of you.

Thank you.

Mistress Isabelle Brooks,
what would you tell

four-year-old Israel?

[crying]

Life is gonna be so confusing.

And you're not gonna understand

why it feels like
you're invisible

or like you don't matter.

But there's
something in you that

always just holds on to
that little glimmer of hope.

And don't ever, ever lose that.

You may never have that
relationship you always

dreamt about with your family.

But you'll find your tribe,
and you'll

find your chosen family.

And you're gonna find people who

show you that love is real.

And just get ready because

you're gonna accomplish so
much that you never thought

was possible.

Thank you, Mistress.

Thank you.

Thank you, ladies.
I think we've heard enough.

While you enjoy delicious
House of Love canned cocktails

and mocktails in the Werkroom,

the judges and I
will deliberate.

Now, just between us squirrel
friends, what do you think?

Big decisions to make.

Let's start with Anetra.

Wow.

Won the first challenge,
Walking the f*cking Duck,

and kept walking it
through the competition.

The performance
in the Rusical...

we didn't just watch it.

We felt it.

And then she came back
and won with

the Teachers Makeover challenge,

which was right at the end
of this competition.

She has brought this
momentum into the final four.

In the music video, was she
as strong as Luxx and Sasha?

No.

But I loved her
lyrics because she

is branding herself.

She's a smart kid.
She's a sensitive kid.

And I have just fallen
in love with her

throughout this competition.

That is one fierce drag queen.

Let's talk about
Luxx Noir London.

The first time
I saw her, I was like,

oh, this is like a club
queen who's like, yes,

just living for the moment.

And as each week came,
I was like, okay, I get it.

Some of these looks
were iconic this season.

Talk about her
Everybody Say Glove look,

where she came out in casts.

You know, that is just a
different kind of thinking.

The House of Fashion,
those zebra pants?

I will never forget that.

Then she's shown us
she's got comedy chops

with the Funny Girls comedy duo.

And in the music video, I loved

the way she performed it.

She's a natural dancer.

She understands what she
can do with her body.

She's got such an
effervescence about her,

and she brought that
to the music video.

I look at Luxx, and I think,
finally, a respectable woman

comes out of New Jersey.

You better watch it, Mathews.

Let's move on to Sasha Colby.

Sasha won three times.

She competed intentfully
and purposely

in every single challenge
with something to say.

And when she didn't win,
she still didn't suck.

Much like me,
she never bottomed.

And that is quite a feat.

Some of her looks
were amazing...

Everybody Say Glove

with that custom
couture baseball outfit,

her Puffer, Please, with that
black-and-yellow outfit,

which... unbelievable.

Her makeover look that she
did... she turned it out.

And in the music video,
the fact that she, like,

leaned back, as opposed
to pushing so hard,

it was so powerful.

I was never not
literally compelled.

I felt like she was a vampire
and she was glamouring me.

[laughter]

I could not look away.

Sasha is a consummate professional.

But some of the
professionals that we've

had like that over the years
can get redundant.

- Yeah.
- Sasha never let that happen.

Not only that,
but what a lovely person.

How lovely and poised she is.

Sasha Colby has it all.

All right,
let's talk about Mistress.

This is another one
who put so much though

into every look
that she brought out here.

Even when she was wearing
the RuPaul racer suit

and she put the big-girl quotes,

everything had intention.

And she was doing things that
were out of her comfort zone.

She won the Daytona
Wind Sitcom challenge,

where she's an actress.

I love seeing people
surprise themselves

in this competition.

Her performance in the
music video, she struggled.

Not gonna lie.

Now, she might not have
been the best dancer.

But she was the best
lip-syncher of the bunch.

She gave us face the house down.

You know, you find out
if you're a survivor

or you're a crumbler here.

And she's not only a
survivor, she's a winner.

She has worked it out.

She's like a MacGyver.

We got a MacGyver
reference... thanks.

Yes.

More like MacGayver, but still.

[laughs] Mistress cracks me up.

- The bitch has shade for days.
- Mm-hmm.

And she's not mean about it.

But she's just meant
to be a drag queen.

I don't know.

I don't know how we're
gonna do this, right?

There are four queens
up there that could

all be in the finish line.

You know, at the
beginning of the season,

I promised myself to have an
elimination every episode.

I've got to admit,
I'm still making up my mind.

[claps]
Silence.

Bring back my girls.

Ooh.

Oh.

Welcome back, queens.

I've made some
difficult decisions.

[suspenseful music]

Sasha Colby.

Condragulations,
you are the winner

of this week's challenge.

Yes.

Oh, my God, I just
won the fourth challenge.

Yes.

You've won a cash
prize of $5,000,

and you are moving forward
to the grand finale.

Thank you so much.
Thank you.

I'm a finalist
in the grand finale

of "RuPaul's Drag Race."

I'm given my golden ticket,
and it's not chocolate.

[chuckles]

It feels so good, like a
lovely, accomplished sigh

of relief.

[exhales]

[suspenseful music]

Luxx Noir London.

You are...

safe.

Condragulations, you're moving
forward to the grand finale.

[squeals] Thank you so much.

I told myself that
I was going to be here.

And that's the
ultimate prize for me.

I want the crown.
That's the ultimate prize.

But this is like, it's a
really big prize as well.

[chuckles]

Anetra,
Mistress Isabelle Brooks,

I'm sorry, my dears,

but you are both
up for elimination.

This is my last chance
to lip-sync

my way into the finale.

The poker face is out,
and I'm ready to slay.

Two queens stand before me.

Ladies, this is your last
chance to impress me

and save yourself
from elimination.

[suspenseful music]

The time has come...

for you to lip-synch...

for... your... life.

I'm not gonna
let anything stop me

from my journey to the crown.

I want this so bad.

And I'm gonna give
them a performance

they're gonna remember.

Good luck, and don't f*ck it up.

[lip-synching]
It's complicated

It always is

That's just the way it goes

Feels like I've waited
so long for this

I wonder if it shows

Head under water

Now, I can breathe

It never felt so good

'Cause I can feel it
coming over me

I wouldn't stop it if I could

Come on!

[lip-synching] When love
takes over, yeah

You know you can't deny

I am in this 60-pound dress.

But I'm giving them
everything I've got.

I want nothing more than to be
America's Next Drag Superstar.

[lip-synching] Tonight,
tonight, tonight

Tonight, tonight,
tonight, tonight

Tonight, tonight, tonight

And I-I-I-I-I-I-I'll

Be loving you all the time

It's true 'cause

I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I

Wanna make it right with you

Whoo!

[lip-synching] When love
takes over

When love takes over

When love takes over

Over

Over, over...

I've never wanted anything more

than to be in this finale.

I am laying this heart
out for you on the stage.

And I'm giving you everything.

I'm about to walk
this f*cking duck

all the way to the finale.

[lip-synching] When love
takes over, yeah

You know you can't deny

When love takes over

[lip-synching] Yeah

'Cause something's here tonight

- Oh!
- Whoo!

[cheering and applause]

Drag, honey, drag.

Oh, wow.

Ladies, I've made my decision.

[suspenseful music]

For the first time this season,

shantay, you both stay.

[chuckling]

[uplifting music]

We both f*cking stay!
Ah!

Condragulations, you are both
moving on to the grand finale.

Oh, my God.

I am so excited.

Right now, I'm in my winning
era, you junkie whores.

[chuckles]

We have ourselves a top four.

Who do you want to be
America's Next Drag Superstar?

Are you #TeamAnetra,

#TeamLuxx,

#TeamSasha,

or #TeamMistress?

Let your voice be heard
using hashtag #DragRace.

And tune in next week for
"RuPaul's Drag Race: Reunited."

And join us in two weeks
for the grand finale

of "RuPaul's Drag Race,"

where we are going to crown
ourselves a winner, baby.

Until then, remember,
if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell you
gonna love somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here?

- All: Amen!
- All right.

Now, let the music play.

[singing]
A little bit of love

Goes a long, long way

Lifting you up to a brighter day

Can you feel the love?

[singing] A little bit of love

Goes a long, long way

Lifting you up to a brighter day

A little bit of love

Goes a long, long way

Turn it around
when you up and say

Everybody say love, love, love

Love, oh, oh, oh

Love, love, love, oh, oh, oh

Love can you feel the love?
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