16x12 - Bathroom Hunties

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16x12 - Bathroom Hunties

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- [singing] MTV

- Previously
on "RuPaul's Drag Race"...

I want you to come up

with your own drag-awareness
employee seminars.

- If you don't know
what "compulsory" means,

neither do I.
[laughter]

- And now some
"herstoric" clips.

[laughter]

- Here are some keys to...

Disregard... "disalarm"...

- [whistles]

- Mhi'ya Iman Le'Paige.

- It just felt like
you were in quicksand.

- Morphine.
- Wait. [clears throat]

- You look like you were
just struggling to keep up.

- Q.

- The timing of it
was always so perfect.

- Sapphira.

This outfit... it's
f*cking everything.

Condragulations.

You are the winner
of this week's challenge.

- [shouts happily, laughs]

- Morphine, shantay, you stay.

Mhi'ya, sashay away.

[dramatic music]

- Oh, my God.
- Oh.

- My God, Mhi'ya.

- [sighs] Mhi'ya
was just eliminated.

I am sad.

But I can't be too sad because
Mhi'ya and Morphine pissed

all over that damn stage.

You can't be sad when you
see a performance so amazing.

- "It was fun.
I love you all.

"Morphine, bring it home.

#305QueenofFlips, Mhi'ya."

- Yes, Mhi'ya.
[applause]

- I just want to say, bitch,
I sent home the Queen of Flips.

[screaming]

- You ate that, up, baby.
- Oh, my God, bitch.

I cannot wait to rub it
in her face when we go home.

Mhi'ya f*cking threw her
ugly dress on my face.

So, baby, I threw my tit at her.

One thing about Miami b*tches...

We fight till there's
blood drawn, bitch.

I told her, bitch,
if it came down to us,

it was going to be me
that stayed.

- Ooh.
- So, period.

Bitch, I'm going
to bring it home... I promise.

I love you. Bye.

When I landed in the bottom,
I really was feeling defeated.

But this lip sync brought
something out of me.

I don't know if it's
the adrenaline or the fact

that I sent home Mhi'ya.

I feel like I'm f*cking here.
I'm ready to fight.

I'm ready to win, win, win, win.

- I think we should
all start off

by giving a big
round of applause

to our winner tonight,
Miss Sapphira.

- Yay.
- Congratulations.

- This is my third win,
and I'm so excited.

I am on a roll, baby.

I was kind of surprised.

I knew I was in the top.
I just didn't know I was here.

Q is looking
like I stepped on her dog

and threw him across the street,

and then came over there
and f*cked her husband.

But I'm not happy
about seeing you the way

that you look right now.

- Q, the heat radiating
off that body, mama, I...

Like, tsss.

- I mean, at the end of the day,

like, you won, and we didn't,
and that's just how it is.

Plane or I deserved that win,

or, you know, both of us
should have won.

None of it makes sense.

It's how it is.
- But say it. Say it.

- No, because most of it's,
like... just feels like,

very, like...

- Just get it off your chest.
- No, I'm good, actually.

- Okay, okay.
- Yeah. Yeah.

- I love you.

- Yeah.

- [giggles] I think that Q
has shown a bit of a pattern

of behavior of being a bit
of a sore loser,

which, you know,
we all have our vices.

But that's hers.
[laughs]

- Top six.
- Top six!

- That is so exciting!

- It feels correct.
- It does.

I feel like we are
each such individual,

unique personalities and
characters in drag, period.

Now, listen,

how boring would it be
if all the girls with the wins

are the ones that
make it all the way?

Like, let's sneak
in there, diva.

- Yeah, you guys are amazing,
but you just never know.

- How about you catch up first?
- I'll catch up, sweetheart.

I'll catch up, sweetie pie.
- Okay.

- So, on that note,
let's get out of drag.

[laughter]
- Oh, my God.

- Oh.

- Mama, I know.

I know you're in your feelings,

but we all know who the true
winner/winners of this week...

- Yeah, I just need...
I just need some time, yeah.

- Okay, okay, okay.

- Ooh!

I will always love and care
for all my sisters.

But if you feel like
you need help packing,

I will help you pack.

You know, if Q checks out
of the competition mentally

and physically...

Move over, b*tches,
cause I'm coming through.

[engine turning over]
- [singing] "RuPaul's Drag Race"

The winner
of "RuPaul's Drag Race"

receives a one-year supply

of Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics

and a gag-worthy
grand prize of $200,000,

served by Cash App,

with extra-special
guest judge Mayan Lopez.

[singing] "RuPaul's Drag Race,"
may the best drag queen win

Best drag queen win

[all groaning,
indistinct chatter]

- It is a new week
here in the Werk Room.

This is the top six now,
and it's stiff, baby.

So claws are out.

The girls are going
to come for blood.

Bring it.

- So I have a question.
- Yes?

- Who would we switch out
and then replace

with the eliminated girl?

- Girl, wow.

- Whoa, Jesus!
[indistinct chatter]

- I would switch
Plane for Amanda.

- [shouts] [laughter]

- I would switch out Nymphia.

- For who?
- For who?

- I replace you with Xunami.
How about that?

- [squealing] [laughter]

- Okay.
I'll take that.

- Can I ask a question?
Q, how are you feeling?

- Oh, yeah.

- I was definitely
in a very heated headspace.

- Yeah.
- And I...

- We don't blame you.
I don't blame you for it.

- And I knew that, which
is why I was keeping quiet.

I didn't want to say something
that was, like, too heated

or anybody took as,
like, resentment,

because I love you
and I didn't want to take away

from you winning,

even though I still feel
like it wasn't deserved.

- [scoffs]

- Bitch, what?

Who are you...

to say that my
win is undeserved?

You could have said,
I disagreed.

You could have said...
- No, it wasn't deserved.

It wasn't.

- Oh.
Uh-oh.

Bitch, you don't want to
mess with Sapphira, bitch.

- So, if it wasn't deserved,
why do you think it happened?

- I'm right in the middle.
- I don't know.

I really, honestly do not know.

That's part of the reason
I was like, so, like,

gobsmacked gagged.

- Yeah. Yeah.
- Yeah.

Like I said... [siren wails]

- Ooh!
- Girl.

- Saved by the m*therf*cking
Ru bell,

'cause, honey,
we about to go into this.

[laughing]

- Ladykins, hey.
- Yes?

- Nature calling.
- Oh.

- Now, every queen
needs her throne,

especially if she plans

to wipe away the competition.

Oh, and, uh,
don't forget to flush.

[toilet flushes]

- What?
- What?

- Are we sh1tting today?
[indistinct chatter]

- Hello, hello, hello.
[all cheering]

- Hello.

- Come on, red shoes.

- Ladykins.
All: Hey.

- You know,
the late great Tammy Faye

was a good friend
to the q*eer community

and one of my favorite
people in the world.

Tammy Faye had
the soul of an angel

and the makeup skills
of a drag queen.

[laughter]

Back in the '80s,
she was the inspiration

for this iconic T-shirt.

All: Oh.

- "I ran into Tammy Faye
at the mall."

So, for today's Mini Challenge,

I want you to paint
your own custom T-shirt

using just your face.

- Oh...
- Oh, no.

- God.

- So you have


with cosmetics provided
by Anastasia Beverly Hills.

Ready, set, go.

[all squealing]

- Okay, okay, okay.

[electronic music fading]

[music resumes]

- Stunning.

- This is how my parents see me.

[wild laughter]

- Queens, you've never looked
lovelier.

- Oh, stop.
- Thank you.

- Please give a warm welcome
to the president

of Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics, Norvina.

[cheers and applause]
- Hi, Ru. Hi, queens.

- Now, Norvina, people often ask

what a year supply

of Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics looks like.

- Well, now we know.

[laughter]

- Oh, Pit Crew.

All: Ooh.
- Oh.

- Oh, my God.
- Oh, there's a lot of them.

[all swooning]

- Okay, ladies,

now, you each have
one sh*t to create

an unforgettable self-portrait
by pressing your faces

onto these T-shirts.

All right, queens,

put the T-shirt on the Pit Crew.

- Ooh.

- Be careful of their nipples.
Some of them are hotwired.

- Oh, it looks great on you.
- All right.

Now... paint.

- Hello.

- Oh, dear.
- Ew.

[wheezy laughter]

- I'm never like this.
I'm usually a lady.

- [laughing] Oh.

- Norvina, are you a fan of the
great Impressionist painters?

- Does Monét X Change count?

[laughter]

- Absolutely.

Okay, queens,
let's see your T-shirts.

Plane Jane.

Ooh.

Who does that look like?
I'm getting someone.

Porkchop?
- Oh, yeah.

- Sapphira.

"I ran into Sapphira
at The Boudin Hut."

- That's right, mama.

[laughs] Delicious.

- Nymphia Wind.

Talk about Impressionists.

- It looks a little
like Jane Goodall.

[laughter]
- Jane Goodall?

- Do you remember her?
- I don't.

[wild laughter]

- Dawn.

Oh, it looks like an ultrasound.

- We're expecting.
- Really?

- Q.
Wait a minute.

Is that a painting
of Mhi'ya Iman Le'Paige?

[laughter]

Is it too soon?
- Too soon.

- Morphine.

Oh, my God.
- What?

- Morphine looks like a dumpling

but with a face on it.

- Ladies, you have all painted
for the gods.

But one of you left
a truly lasting impression.

- The winner of today's
Mini Challenge is...

Plane Jane.

All: Oh.

Finally, I won a Mini Challenge.

- Condragulations, Plane Jane.

You've won $5,000 worth
of cosmetics

from Anastasia Beverly Hills.

- Sickening.

- Well, thank you, Norvina.

Come back and paint
with us anytime.

- Thank you, Ru.
Good luck, queens.

- Thank you.
- Whoo!

- Thank you.

- My queens, you know,
public restrooms

get a lot of bad press,

and I think you know
the reason why.

Bad design.
- Oh.

[scattered chuckling]

Well, we are about
to change all of that.

For today's Maxi Challenge,
you'll be starring

in the hot new design show...

"Bathroom Hunties."
[toilet flushes]

Now, working in pairs,
each designing duo needs

to build a model powder room.
- Oh.

- Now, you'll all be working
for the same client...

An eclectic couple
opening a nightclub.

Now, they want their powder room

to be over the top,

filled with unexpected features
and amenities.

Now, most importantly,
it needs to be



- Of course.

- This restroom shouldn't
just be a good place to go.

It should also be
a fun place to stay.

- Hmm.
[scattered giggling]

- This week's design duos are
Plane Jane and Sapphira,

Nymphia Wind and Dawn...
- Hello.

- And Q and Morphine.
- Ooh. [laughs]

- So, mama,
I'm paired up with Q,

and she just had a bitch fit
about not winning.

And it was a mega,
mega, mega bitch fit.

So I hope she got out of that,

because, girl, she could pull
me down with her.

- Now, ladykins, teamwork
makes the dream work.

So don't just look out
for number one.

This week, you've got
to look out for number two.

[laughter]

Racers, start your engines.

And may the best drag queen win.

[all cheering]

- Hey, now.

For today's Maxi Challenge,

we are going to design
gender-inclusive bathrooms

for this new design
show "Bathroom Hunties."

- Ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-cow.
- Ew.

- It's like a very
creative challenge.

It's definitely
very fun and camp,

and I think it is
going to come down

to just the performance of it.

We're, like, on HGTV, bitch.

- I was a little nervous
getting paired up with you

because I was like,
uh-oh, she's upset.

- No, you know...

- I don't want you
to, like, be upset...

- Oh, no. That's not, like...
- The whole time.

- Well, that's not,
like, how I am,

'cause I, like,
move on very quickly

and I also am, like, a very
focused artist and performer.

- Are you joking?

Yeah, but...

- I'm, like, not mad about it.

- Are you sure
you're not mad about it?

- You know what I did last
week when I was mad about it?

I didn't even let
it come out, mama.

- I thought you were going
to blow up any moment.

- I still feel like last
week Plane and I were robbed.

But my mentality
is just to, like,

come back with, like,
the fury for the win.

Like, come back clawing
to prove the judges wrong.

At the end of the day,
I don't decide who wins.

The judges do, so that's that.

- So you're going to
go off on the judges.

- No.
- Girl.

I'm not at liberty
to be carrying

anybody through
any challenge right now.

I need her to help me
more than me helping her.

So I really need her
to snap out of it.

- Do you have any, like,
ideas, like, right off the bat?

- I was thinking something,
like, hilarious, out-the-box,

like, heaven-or-hell
kind of vibes.

- Oh, yeah, that'd be fun.

- Like, if we're
doing hell, right,

it would be hilarious
if the toilet seat had spikes.

- Oh, like, you couldn't sit
down on it.

- You can't sit on it.
- That'd be funny.

- We start coming up with
ideas like clockwork, mama.

We're laughing our asses off,

and I'm really happy to see Q
in a better mindset,

because, mama, I think
this is going to be great.

- So we could do, like,
something kind of dungeon-y.

- Nothing works, like,
the mirrors are broken.

Oh, my God, I'm just floating
with ideas, girl.

- Oh, my God,
she just has all these ideas.

She's the idea girl today.

- You see, if I've had this
mentality for the seminar,

maybe I would have won.

- You know, that's what
I thought, too, though.

- Aah!
Well, yeah...

Oh, too soon, sister.
- Too soon, too soon.

- So are we doing
a yellow bathroom?

- No, now, hear me out, Nymphie,

because I do love you
and I do respect you,

I kind of, kind of,
kind of feel like

it might be better to show some
diversity, some versatility.

- How about farting?
- [gasps]

- I want to do
something farting.

- I'm pretty gassy.

- Yeah, I think
we're the gassy girls.

- Oh.

- Last week working with Mhi'ya

was not
the most collaborative thing.

- Um...

- But Nymphia's is an oddball.

She's a little crazy.

But she always nails it,

so I am happy

to be on our little
oddball express this week.

- No. Wait, wait, wait.
- Uh-huh.

- What if it's
an art-museum toilet?

- A fart museum.

The Museum of Modern Fart.
[bell dings]

- Yes.
- [chuckles]

What if we just had, like,
a pedestal with a banana on it?

- [gasps] I want that.
- Right?

- What sound should
our toilets make?

- Oh, I don't...

- I think
it should sound like...

[moaning]

- What about, like...
- [continues moaning]

[trilling tongue]

- Okay.

Come on, Nymphia,
let's come back.

- [slurping]

- Slay.

- [gulps]

- I'm really excited
to work with you.

I've seen you do really well.

Mother's eyes are out,
always looking

for who is really k*lling it.

- Oh, thank you.
- Yes.

- I think you've been
k*lling it, too.

- This is true.
[laughter]

- Sapphira's a winner, baby.

So this does feel like
a strong powerhouse team.

But at the same time, I'm
also a little bit nervous

because Sapphira is
more of an "old soul"

than I am, if you will.

And I hope we can sort of find
a common ground.

So you're an opera singer.
- I am an opera singer.

- What if, you know,
we did, like,

something musical related.

I'm thinking, like, a stage,

and then, you know,
you're up here with a mic.

Maybe it's, like,
an operatic lounge...

- Speakeasy?
- A speakeasy.

Oh, like a vintage vibe.
- Like a vintage vibe, yeah.

And when I think speakeasy,
I don't just think opera.

I think that we could
have opera in there,

but I think we should have
a little bit of, like, 1920s.

- Oh...
[imitates old-timey piano]

- Yeah.

I love the speakeasy
bathroom concept.

It is a boozy fun time
with an opera twist.

This is my wheelhouse.

I feel another win coming.

Let's sing something simple.

[singing] Caro mio ben

- [singing] Caro mio ben

- That sounds great.
- [gasps]

I mean, not amazing,
but, you know...

- As we're working,

I'm starting to feel
like Sapphira

is going to be much stronger
of a presence

in this type of setting.

During the drag seminars,
Sapphira had a real presence

about her on that stage,

and then Nymphia and Morphine
were just overshadowed.

- [sings operatically]

- Ooh, sisters, cover your ears.

- Got it.

- The glass is about to shatter.

[singing operatically]

It's hard to ignore that feeling

of impending doom.

[upbeat music]

- Ooh.
- Oh, my gosh.

- This is kind of crazy.

- It is time to start
creating our bathrooms.

Physical labor.

- Time to get to work, baby.

- You look like a sperm.

- What do you mean?
- Like a little...

[laughs]

- You want to start
moving sh*t already?

- Why not?

We should at least
see what fits where.

- Plane Jane don't do
manual labor.

I don't like picking things up.
- Oh.

- Are you serious?
- Yes.

- Feel her hands.
They're so soft.

- You've never done housework?
- Not a day's work in her life.

- Is this the definition
of a white person?

- Yes. This is white privilege
at its finest.

[scoffs]
- No.

- Girl, ain't nobody got time
for this bullshit.

- Oh, my gosh,
we're going to get so muscular,

our drag isn't going
to fit anymore.

- You're going to
have to start painting

as I draw these flames.
- I'm painting?

- Or do you want
to draw the flames?

- I'll draw the flames.

- Do I trust you
to draw these flames?

- You draw the flames
on one side,

and then I'll draw the
flames on the other side.

- Okay.
- How about that?

- So a big part
of our bathroom design

is we want, like, big
flames all over the wall.

We want it to just read
high-camp hellscape.

- This is a little harder
than expected, mama.

- What are you doing over there?

- How are you getting
it like that?

- I'm actually, like,
being specific

with my brushstrokes.

- I am, too,
but it's not working.

My arm is hurting.

I'm getting
carpal tunnel syndrome.

The flames look a little weird.

Girl, you took an Adderall
pill for sure because...

- No.
- How did you do this?

You did this fast.
- I'm just staying focused.

- I'm focused, too.

[upbeat music]

- [grunting]

- Back in my day,
I used to have to paint

an entire house by myself.

- If you look at Plane
and Sapphira's,

it looks like they're designing
for a historical drama.

- They can take the soap
and get a little bit of water

right here.
- Oh, period.

- How is that a club?

Maybe it's a club
for old people, maybe.

- We need cigarettes.

- I love it.

So Nymphia and Dawn
are doing, like,

this kind of, like,
pea-green wall.

It's kind of unsettling,
like diaper surprise.

[laughs]

- Nymphie.

I think we leave
that wall white.

- Why?

- Because I feel like the green
will be too overbearing.

And then what if we even
did, like, this one

straight across,
like, the top half green

and the bottom half white
or something?

- Ew. No.
- No? Okay, okay, okay.

- How about if this
is white squiggles

and then green squiggles?
- [gasps]

What about black squiggles?

- Ew.
- No? Okay.

Last week I was
in control, okay?

And now I got to deal
with a bitch making a decision.

That's modern art.

Right?

I want someone

that I can spitball off of
or a collaborator.

I know that not every idea I'm
going to say is a good idea,

but there's no bad ideas, right?

Maybe there's a hand over here.

Modern art.

What am I?

- "Lion King."

- I'm just a guy holding a leg.

- Okay.

I think we're going to struggle
in the comedy part

of this challenge.

[quirky dramatic music]

- It looks like flames from,
like, a "South Park" episode.

- [laughs]

- I'm kind of just examining

what the other girls are doing.

And, honestly, everybody
seems to be getting it done

and executing.

So I think it's time
to shake things up.

- [clears throat]

- Plane!

What is that?

- What is what?
- What is this?

- Oh, my f*cking Lord.
- That wasn't me, girl.

- This?

- Plane just can't stand
the fact

that everyone else's
is better than hers.

- [gasps] Bitch, okay,
you want to play? Let's play.

Prepare to be painted.

- You are dead!

[screams] f*ck off!

- Ooh, the girls are fighting.

- Oh!
- Don't f*ck with Plane.

- [screams] No.

- Let them take each other out.

That would be perfect for me.

- [screeches]

- Ooh.

Whoo.
- [laughs]

- Girl, so this week
we had to design bathrooms.

And, you know,
I'm kind of excited

because I'm always
in the bathroom.

I poop at least
five times a day.

I have a really
fierce metabolism.

So this challenge
is for me for sure.

- I feel good about, like,
what we have prepared,

but also, like, it's top 6,
and, like,

this is the first week
where it's just top three,

just bottom three,
and, like, no save at all.

- [sighs] I just want a win.

I'm just, at this point,
like, girl, please, please.

Oh, my God, like, I just need
to win something.

And if I don't win something,
I need to at least go

to the top five... four...
Three, two, one.

Oh, my God, I can't breathe.

- What's up with that look?
- Nothing.

I...

It's getting down to the wire.
I want to slay this week.

I don't know.
There's just some uncertainty.

That's all.

- This is very odd,
because I know Plane

and her delusional confidence.

But this is not the Plane that
I'm working with this week.

Why do I have
the grounded Plane?

Bitch, we supposed to be flying.

We can run it a couple times
before we go in.

- Yeah.

- How are you feeling, Nymphia?

- I don't know if I'm going
to survive this challenge.

- Why not, Nymphie?

- Everyone's looks so good,
and they're good sellers.

- But our room looks good,
and we're good sellers.

This is when I need the win,

because if I can get
a win this week,

that means I'm going
into next week on a high

and I can make it
through that challenge

and sail right up
to the top four.

If I learned
anything from last week,

the parts that they
seem to like the most

were the ones where we
were just being ourselves

being charismatic, having fun.
- Natural.

[dramatic music]

You're stressing me out.
[chuckles]

You seem so nervous.
It's, like, making me nervous.

- My approach is to really...

I honestly don't even know.
[chuckles]

I don't have an approach.

You look like a drag king.

[quirky music]

- [chuckles] Wait.

I literally do.

- What's your drag king name?
- Dusk.

[laughter]

- So, obviously,
it's a bathroom challenge.

Has anyone ever had
a little accident?

- What do you mean?
Like, as an adult?

- Like, yeah,
like, you poopies yourself.

No?
- No.

- But there have been
some questionable farts.

[laughter]
- Sisters.

- One time I was
performing at brunch.

So I do a jump split.

Boom. And I hear...
[imitates flatulence]

[wild laughter]
And...

[laughter continues]

I stayed in the split,
because I'm like, if I get up

and I see something on
the floor, my career is done.

But nothing came out.
Nothing came out.

- Morphine slimed
all over the stage.

[laughter]

- I'm just a poopy queen.

- Morphine's merch is going
to be adult diapers, honey.

[laughter]

- She's going to be
the queen of incontinence.

- Miss Incontinental.
[laughter]

- Stop.

- Has anyone ever had, like,
an issue being in, like,

the women's bathroom
while you're in drag?

- I got escorted
out of a bathroom once.

- Really?
- I was, like, invited

as a special guest
to this straight bar.

They made me show my ID,
so I showed my ID.

I was in full geish.

I'm walking in with my sister
and her friend,

and we go to the ladies' room.

The security slams
the door open,

and he goes, your ID says male,
you need to get out of here.

I had to go to another bar,
to a gay bar,

to use the bathroom.

- A lot of my partners
have been transmasculine.

- Mm-hmm.

- And they've dealt
with bathroom issues

because of these laws.

They're using the bathroom...
- Based on their genitalia.

- Based on their genitalia.
- Yeah.

As somebody who's,
like, gender fluid,

I dread going
to the airport bathrooms.

They never have
a gender-neutral bathroom.

So, if I go
into the women's room,

that's going to
be already, like, bang.

And if I go into a men's room,
they look at me like a weirdo.

- I would love to live
in a world

where this social stigma
of gendered restrooms

doesn't exist at all

and all restrooms can
sort of be gender inclusive.

- Yeah.

- I don't understand
why people care so much

about other people's genitalia.

Like, we're just trying
to pee and poo-poo, girl.

Like, why can't you just let
us do the normal human thing

that humans do?

- I have been nice and polite,

but I'm still thinking about Q

saying that my win
was undeserved.

- I still feel like
it wasn't deserved.

- [scoffs]

- You could have said,
I disagreed.

You could have said anything,
but, like...

- No, it wasn't deserved.
- It wasn't deserved.

- It wasn't.

- I need to talk to her
about this now.

Back to this bitch who
had a lot to say about me

the other day in the morning.
All: Ooh!

[shouting]

- Q, what's good?

- Obviously, you were,
for some reason,

since you won the challenge.
- That's true. [chuckles]

- But at the end of the day,
you know, we're here.

We're moving on to the next one.

- Okay. Okay.
Cool.

That's where we are,

'cause that's where
we could have been,

but it felt like you
tried to invalidate.

- No, no, no.
Not invalidate, don't say that.

- Well, your words
were, it was undeserved.

- Maybe, like, not agree with.

Maybe that's
what I should've said.

- I did give you the chance
to say that this morning.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Plane or I should have won
the challenge last week,

and I stand by that.

But I am seeing
the way I said that

and how it hurt Sapphira.

And I did not mean to do that.

- I definitely wanted
to bring this up

because I want to squash it.

I hate feeling that way...
- Mm-hmm.

- Especially about
someone who I love and like.

- Maybe I should have chose
a different word,

but at the end of the day,
that's what I said,

and I'm sorry.

But you know I love and
respect the sh*t out of you.

- One word can be the difference

between getting
your point across

and hurting someone's feelings.

- Uh-huh.
- Yes, bitch.

- It doesn't matter
what she thinks.

She still doesn't have
as many wins as I do.

So I'm going to focus on myself,

and that's the tea.

- I love this top six.
I cannot lie.

The second all 14
of us came together,

this is the top 6 that I picked.

- Plane, how did you see
it shaking out, top six?

- I wasn't really
thinking about it.

But I will say,
since coming here,

I envisioned myself going
to the very end.

- Uh-huh.
- Yeah.

- And I don't want to get too
wrapped up

in just the sort of really
overpowering feeling

that takes me sometimes
of just how bad

I want to get there.

- Yeah.

- I've tried to portray
myself as somebody

super, you know, tough
and invulnerable.

But the weight of that armor

is really f*cking with me.

I don't know.
There's just something that I...

If I really, like, start
talking about it,

I'm going to get emotional.

But I feel
like I'm just always...

[serious music]

- What?

Planey.

Mm.

Give me a hug.

- Cut it out.
Don't take this with us.

- The reason why I want
to succeed here so bad

is because I've always been
fighting against myself.

- Mm-hmm.

- That part of me that tells
me that I'm scared

and I'll never be able to,
like, you know, be myself.

Me sort of starting to feel like

I'm losing sight of the end
a little bit

really has me in my head.

I don't know

- Write down all your worries.

Read it out loud.

Then fold it, tear it up,
throw it behind you.

- [sniffles]

- Would you like to do that?

- Sure.

It doesn't feel the best to
show these girls

that I'm not an invulnerable
terminator drag queen

who is just going to slay,
slay, slay,

eat, eat, eat them all up.

But I feel like this
challenge is either

going to make me or break me,

and I can't get
these thoughts out of my head.

- Nope.
Read it out loud.

Open it up, read it out loud.
- Okay.

So this is what, you know,
I hear sometimes

from the depths of my closet.

"You aren't strong enough.
You aren't brave enough.

"You aren't funny.
You will flop. You will fail."

- Fold it.
Now tear it up.

- Thank you.
But, no, f*cking thank you.

- Whee-hoo.

- Throw it right
over your shoulder.

There we go.
There it is.

It's gone.

Now I feel like Plane and
I can tackle this challenge.

- I hate real moments boosts.

- [laughs]

[RuPaul's "Cover Girl"]

[laughing]

[singing] Cover girl

Put the bass in your walk

Head to toe,
let your whole body talk

- Oh, my God.
[applause]

Swish, swish.

- Welcome to the main stage
of "RuPaul's Drag Race."

This girl is the
sh*t, Michelle Visage.

- Well, it do take number two
to make a thing go right.

- [laughs]

- Style superstar
Carson Kressley.

Got any good bathroom stories?

- I was once in a stall
next to Bette Davis.

- How did you know
it was Bette Davis?

- Well, I heard her
say, what a dump.

[laughter]

It's true.
- That was her.

And our extra-special
guest judge, Mayan Lopez.

Welcome, my darling.

- Let's get this potty
started, okerrr?

[laughter]

- This week we challenged
our queens

to design over-the-top
gender-inclusive powder rooms.

And tonight on the runway,
category is chain reaction.

- Ooh.
- Racers, start your engines.

And may the best drag queen win.

- Up first, Morphine.

- Ooh.
- Oh.

- You heard of Mr. T?
- Uh-huh.

- This is Mrs. T and A.
- I pity the fool.

- Every single part
of my outfit,

down to the m*therf*cking
hair, has chains.

The inspiration for the look
is Jobari realness.

Jobaris lure men with
their song into the waters,

and then she steals
all their gold.

- Oh.
- Her Golden Globe.

- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.

- Q.
- Oh.

- Do the cuffs match the links?

- I am rattling down this runway

wearing these pants with red
chains all down the side.

And then we go up into
my bolero top with a chain

swooping down from the arms.

I'm really feeling
the chain fantasy.

- This is Houdini's
granddaughter.

- Hoe-dini.

- Dawn.

I don't know who
she is, but if there's

a snowstorm tonight,
she's going on my tires.

- This is Dungeon Dawn.

She has many, many disciples,

of which she hates all of them

because they're all ugly
little dungeon dwellers,

and she is the prettiest
bitch in all the land.

It's draped.
It's rouged.

The chains are chaining.
It's so sickening.

- No one's going to steal
this wig, I assure you.

- Nymphia Wind.

- Oh, honey.
I've been a bad, bad girl.

- I am serving switch-dom.

The chains that you see
that look like knots

are traditional Chinese knots.

I look dainty and soft,

but I'm going to whip the sh*t
out of you.

- Whips and chains excite me.

- Oh, do they?
- Ooh.

- They also scare me
because I bruise easily.

Oh.

- Plane Jane.

- Ooh.

- ET chrome home.

- [laughs]

- I am an alien sex cyborg.

I can barely move my arms.

I've been chained up
for so long.

But I've broken free.

I'm ready to inv*de
Planet Earth.

Take me to your breeder, baby.

- I want to be a part
of her chain g*ng.

- Yes.

Sapphira.
- Oh.

- [barks]
- Her safe word is "loofah'd."

- Oh, my God.

- I'm walking in this garment
feeling p*ssy as a dog.

[barking]

I'm serving you BDSM realness.

I'm giving you puppy play.

- Oh.
- Oh.

- I'm giving you high fashion.

I'm giving you

something that you have not
seen from Sapphira.

- Now, is it just me, or has
Snoopy gotten really kinky?

- [laughing]

- Welcome, queens.

Let's tune in to America's
favorite new design show,

"Bathroom Hunties."

- Tonight
on "Bathroom Hunties"...

two eccentric German
nightclub owners

are on a mission to find
the ultimate potty experience

for their club.

They're about to explore three
different bathroom concepts,

designed by
the world's draggiest divas.

Which one will they pick?

Find out on "Bathroom Hunties,"

presented by LUSH.

First up, we're heading to
the bowels of hell...

where Lucy the Third
and Lucy the Third-er

have designed
the hottest spot to squat.

- Oh, ya, hello.
All: Hello, hello!

- How are you?

- Welcome to the Naughty Potty.
- Oh, the Naughty Potty.

- Yes.
- Welcome, sinners.

- Oh, he needs a snack.

- Please make yourselves
uncomfortable.

Take a load off here at our
coat hangers, the paw clod.

Oh, look at some
nice golden hooks.

- Oh.
- Fantastic.

[spooky laughter]

- Oh, how rude.
- That is a feature because...

both:
We're in hell!

- Oh, that makes
perfect sense, then.

- So we actually
grew up in hell.

Lucy and I are sisters,
so we brought

all the comforts of home
to this public restroom.

Both: Oh.
- That's the soap.

- It's my childhood.
It's, like, everything.

- So bad.

We have a shattered glass mirror

that really echoes
the inner shattered soul,

your inner demons.

- And the last person
to view this,

it was Mhi'ya Iman Le'Paige,

I believe.
- Oh, yes.

- And that's what
made it shatter.

Looking into it will give
you seven years of bad luck.

- It's because, you know...

both:
We're in hell!

- Oh.

- People want to visit The
Naughty Potty because it's

like a mixture of,
like, interior sickening design

with, like,
torment and pure agony.

- And look at gorgeous
painting of my lady friend.

- You guys share
a lot of similarities.

- Long-lost relative.

- Our bathroom is for
all the bad nasty people

in the world who just
want a little extra prick.

- Mm.

- We have some
special entertainment.

We have a demon over here
attached to the wall.

He's been very, very bad.
- Very naughty.

- He's a very naughty demon.

- Each night we have
to punish him for that.

And how do we do that?

- We do that with...

both:
Tickle t*rture!

[overlapping speech]

[laughter]

- This isn't your
regular public bathroom.

It's hell!

[both moaning evilly]

You asked
for a two-person stall.

Both: Yes.
- Come on in.

- So our two-person stall
is like...

Oh, my God, you go.
I forgot.

- Our two-person
stall is kind of how you feel

when you go to a regular
public bathroom but worse.

- Like, really rotten and gross.

- Shall we do it
together, darling?

- Oh.
Oh, it's a double elimination.

- Yes, it is!

- You know, you can't quite
reach the toilet paper.

- I had almost
had it in my grip.

- I know.
You almost had it.

- You can't quite
flush the number two.

- Or the three or the four.
- Or the three or the four.

Exactly.

- Should we flush?

- I think you guys should flush.

- Okay. Eins, zwei drei.
[ghoulish screaming]

- Ooh. Yes!
- Oh.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

- The client should choose
The Naughty Potty

because it's
the hottest spot to squat.

- Duh.
- Duh.

Thank you for coming
to The Naughty Potty.

- We will take it
under consideration.

- And don't forget.
Go to...

both: Hell!
[giggling]

- Next, Nymphia Wind and Dawn

pitch their artsy-fartsy
bathroom to Didi and Dada.

- Hello.

- Oh, we've been
waiting for you.

- Hi.
- Welcome to...

- Fuh-ART.
[flatulence]

- The modern museum...

both:
Of fine art.

- Where we have
brought the art museum

aesthetic into the bathroom.

- Yes.
- We're heavily inspired by...

- Art museums.
- Art museums.

- Modern art museums.

We want to bring that essence
of a museum into the bathroom

because I always
feel so inspired

looking at art in a museum.

We want to bring that in, right?

- As you can see here, this
is imported Italian marble.

- How does it work?
- This is how you open it.

- Oh.

- It is carved to
this muscular stature.

- I just rub right here?
Both: Yes! [squealing]

- What is this
that's coming out?

I don't think that's water.

- We want everyone
to walk into this bathroom

and feel like they can be seen
and purified.

- The mirrors are head to toe.

- Ooh, you can see her hole.

- We are the future...

- Of bathrooming.

- Release.
[flatulence]

- Yeah.
- Oh, yeah.

- We want you to create.
Be free. Be open.

- We designed a space
specifically for...

both:
Finger painting.

- Oh, right here.

- And we actually have
something to paint.

- Oh!
- The men.

Both: Oh.
- The men.

I like this bathroom so much.

- The men will do
whatever you need them

to do in the bathroom.

- They're here to serve.

- Oh, my goodness.
- Absolutely.

- I feel so artistic now.

- You're a natural artist, Didi.

- We believe that we should
live and breathe art.

Art is everywhere.

We want you to embody art.

- Fuh-ART, well, it will
move something inside you

when you walk into our space.

This exhibit...

both:
Is titled...

- Weeee!

All:
Weeee!

- Are ready for
the lovers' pose?

- We are ready.
- Embrace.

- Weeee!
- Oh, it's moving!

[all exclaiming]

- How do you feel?

- Oh, yes.

This is like tantric pottying.

- One of a kind.

- We've never connected
in a way so intimate.

- I hope they choose
us because this

is just a whole experience.

- [moaning]

- We want people
to feel inspired

looking at all the art pieces

we have curated
specifically for this.

Just, you know, enjoy art
and believe that art

is within you and in everyone.

Thank you, Dada and Didi.
- Thank you.

We'll keep you in mind.
All: Thank you.

- See you in the club.

- Remember to
create your own art.

- Yes.
We'll see you in Dusseldorf.

- Thank you.

- For our last stop, our
nightclub owners check out

Sequoia Crystal Ball

and Janice Plane-Steen's
Prohibition-era powder room...

- What the hell is going on?

- Where you can
sneak a sip of booze

while you do number twos.

- Sorry.
Do you have the password?

- Oh, there's a password.

- I know it.
- What is it?

- Big black 10-inch socks.
- Socks.

That sounds right, yeah.
- Come on in.

- That's roughly right.
Come on.

- Yes.
- So how y'all doing?

- At the Booty Liquor Speakeasy,

you can relieve
yourself while...

both: Reliving
the height of 1920s.

- Bottoms up.

- We offer unique amenities

that will make you want
to stay forever.

- We need jobs.

- We do.

- So let me show
you our powder room.

- Now, what do we do here?
- Powder. Dada, powder.

- You know exactly
what to do, Dada.

Come on, now.

- Ooh, it's all tingly and numb.

What's in here?

- Open it.
All: Ooh!

- That's right.
- Look at all the booze.

- We got to hide some of that,
because this is a speakeasy.

- That's right, and we don't
have a liquor license.

Shh.

- My favorite thing
about this piano

is that it doubles
as a liquor cabinet.

- Ooh.
- Oh.

- There's a hidden little
surprise here, girl.

- What's that?
- It's liquor.

- Oh.

- Booty Liquor
Speakeasy Lounge is

for anybody who wants
to just drink until you

can't feel your face.

- Old-timey folks, like my
friend Sequoia over here.

- Make some noise for Fernando.
- Fernando.

[applause]

- I can hear the g*ns, Fernando.

- I can't.

- You come in the Booty Liquor
Speakeasy

because you got to take
a you-know-what.

But you stay there because of
the wonderful entertainment.

I sing a little bit of opera.
- And I sing a little ragtime.

We also like to scat.

- I don't scat, girl.
I'm not into that.

- Maybe it's just me.
- Yeah, that's just you, baby.

- Give it up
for the vocal stylings

of the one and only Shakira.

- She's Sequoia.
- Sequoia.

- She can't never get
my name right, this bitch.

- [laughs]
- Sequoia, Shakira.

- [singing operatically]

- Oh.

[applause]

- Brava!
Right.

- That's right.

Not only did we
curate this lounge.

We also provide
the live entertainment.

- Make sure you
bring your money.

- We're unemployed.

- Here's the piece
de resistance.

- Okay.

- The one and only two
shared closet!

- Oh!
- Just what we asked for.

- I see velour.
- Mm-hmm.

- Oh.
- Oh, it has a little window.

- Hello, Dada.

- Hello, Didi.

- How are you, my darling?
- Oh.

- Now the thing
about these holes

is not only can
you see each other.

- Yeah?

- But you can sing
to each other.

- Lady sings the booze.

- Don't ever put your
eye up to the hole.

- I learned that too many times.

- Our speakeasy gives
you all the things

that you love about the


- Booze...
both: And hooch.

- Without the things you
don't like about the 1920s,

like Prohibition...

- Syphilis.

- And segregation.

- [singing operatically]

- Louder, Sequoia.
Louder.

- [moans]
- Get some privacy up in here.

Close it, bitch.

[laughter]

- Oh, wait.
Which one did they pick?

I guess I'll have to subscribe
to Paramount+.

[laughter]

Welcome, queens.

Now it's time
for the judges' critiques...

starting with Morphine.

- This design challenge is all
about three things...

Concept, execution,
and teamwork.

And I thought the concept...
I thought that was cute.

Not the most inventive,
but it worked.

And the design
execution was just fine.

I thought you had
great details...

The spiky toilet,

the out-of-reach toilet paper.

But the part where you
lost me was the teamwork,

because Q was kind of
driving the bus in there,

and you were doing a lot
of head shaking and uh-huh.

And there just wasn't enough
of a point of view from you.

- When she was doing
her thing so strongly,

it left you as an afterthought,
and you're not an afterthought.

You're fiercer than
an afterthought.

- But, I mean, this look...
You look absolutely incredible.

It's like J.Lo and Whitney.

Great minds think alike,
with the gold.

- Girl, Latinas, hello.
- Hello, honey.

- Thank you so much.

- Up next, Q.

- Who did great
in the challenge.

You kind of were the tour guide,

and I would have loved to be
in your inner circle of hell.

- You took control of the
situation, and it felt great.

Great details.

We forgot to talk about
how you had a person there

for us to tickle.

Check that off my bucket list.
- [giggles]

- What do you
think did not work?

- I definitely think some things

maybe could have been fleshed
out better, like comedy-wise.

- Womp, womp.
- Yeah.

- Can you hold your arms
up just for a second?

The pants as a whole are
kind of swallowing you

when your arms are down,
so I lose your shape

just a little bit in the thighs.

But when you're moving and
your arms are up,

I mean, it's quite phenomenal.
- Thank you.

- Up next, it's Dawn.

- You kids were in
the Fuh-ART museum.

The concept was really great,
and it was visually stunning.

The thing was,
you, like Morphine,

you got steamrolled by Nymphia.

And I think that
there was a struggle

for you two trying to find
your way with your chemistry.

- I did see you trying
to get in there,

and I think in the beginning,

it kind of was a lot
of explaining.

- I just felt like y'all were
working it out in real time.

- Yeah.

- It felt like an improv
that was still workshopping.

- This look, it's
very, very cool.

I don't know if I love
the chains in the face.

I kind of, like,
wish it was, like, drapes

and you could pull them open,

and I could get
the full face effect.

But that would be the only ding

that I would have on this look.
- Thank you.

- Up next, Nymphia Wind.

- Wow, Nymphie.
I can't stop looking at you.

I just keep looking
you up and down

and finding even more details.

- You have such a great eye
for delicate things,

like the way you combine color.

The navy with the teal
and that smoky teal

and the interconnected jewelry
pieces, they're phenomenal.

And you just have a taste
level that is through the roof.

- So, Nymphia, I think there's
a big misconception

that there can't be
any dead air.

It's okay to let the room
breathe for a split second.

You just kept talking
and were going around

chasing your tail, saying
the same thing over and over.

- All the good parts in life

are actually
in the silent parts.

That's what allows
the funny bits to happen.

- Up next,

the Plane, the Plane.
- Ha ha!

- I really enjoyed my time
at the Booty Liquors Speakeasy.

I think why the two of you

were so successful is
that you were very confident

in your concept.

You knew the details
of your character,

of your scene partner's
character,

and it allowed you to just be
in the moment and be playful.

- I love how you would call her
different names,

like Sequoia...

- Yes.
- And Shakira.

That was funny.

- And your physicality,
like, really sold it to me.

Honestly, it was so nice
because it was simple.

- Tonight this look,
as cool as this,

this might be the third time
this effect is coming out

on this runway from you.

I'm not saying it's bad.
It's cool.

But it's very predictable
for Plane Jane.

But you did a great job.
- Thank you.

Thank you, thank you.
- Up next, Sapphira.

- This look, you didn't just
give us literally outfits

with chains hanging on it, and
you used chains as, like,

oh, like a dog collar.

And it's that wink, wink, nod,
nod that we love about drag.

I'm living for it.

- I had so much fun watching
you on the challenge.

Your character had a backstory,
and you had a truth,

and you had a point of view.

And you were living from that.

- I would love to be
in an improv troupe with you

because you get it.

- You know exactly
what to do, Dada.

- You had answers
for everything.

I can tell what kind
of host you are.

I can tell what type
of performer you are

just from that
little interaction

that we had
in that room together.

- Thank you, queens.
I think we've heard enough.

While you untuck backstage, the
judges and I will deliberate.

[engine turning over]

Just between us squirrel
friends, what do you think?

Let's start with Morphine.

- She looked beautiful tonight...

That gold Rick James hair
with that beautiful outfit.

- I'm so torn because she
did not pop in the challenge.

I wonder if that's, like,
lack of preparation,

and that's why she
had nothing to say.

- Oh, my God, you go.
I forgot.

- I felt bad watching
her, you know.

I was rooting for...
We were rooting for you.

- [laughs]

- The vocal fry thing,
it was so one note.

I don't know how much longer
I can live on this planet...

- I know
- With the vocal fry.

- I totally get it.
- [laughs]

All right.
Let's talk about Q.

- With that vocal-fry thing, Ru,

when you can't create
a new character...

[Valley girl accent] Everybody
goes to, like, this, like...

- Kardashian.
- I'm a Kardashian in hell.

[normal voice] And Q did it,
and the only thing

that gave her the upper hand
was she felt more in control.

- Right. Q definitely drove
their portion of the challenge.

And that was commendable.

- But on the runway,
the materials

she chose for that
look were really impossible

to work with,

and she kind of sh*t herself
in the foot tonight.

- Dawn.

- Tonight on the runway,
I know, Carson,

the chains bothered
you in front of the face.

They didn't bother
me because I felt it

was kind of like emo and goth.
- Artsy.

- Yeah.
I just really enjoyed it.

- I love Dawn.

I love her artistry.
I love her quirkiness.

But I thought that really
receded this evening.

I don't even remember
much of her performance.

- Yeah, well, Dawn got
lost in the sauce,

and she had a hard time
keeping up with her partner.

Nymphia.

- First off, I couldn't stop
looking at her "balloobies,"

as I like to call them now.
- [laughs]

- But she was, I mean,
all over the place.

- She was just taking all
the air out of the room,

and you're just looking
for that moment

to kind of get in there.

A little bit of breathing room
is totally fine.

It's what you need to
make the things pop.

- Tonight on the runway,

she absolutely took
my breath away.

What I really, really love
the most was that hair.

That hair and that makeup

were just perfection.
- Mm-hmm.

- Plane Jane.
- On the runway tonight,

I thought she looked beautiful.

She was like
Buzz Lightyear's dominatrix.

- Eh.

- What I loved
about their concept

is that they edited it down.

All the other
teams were telling us

all these features and
this machine and that machine.

They had a simple idea,
and they were allowed

to let that idea breathe.

And they were playful
with each other.

- Listen, this is a smart kid.
She knows comedy timing.

She understood
what her character was

in relation to her
scene partner's character.

And that really worked.

Sapphira.

- It was that playful improv,
which when you're at play,

that's when hopefully the
best stuff is going to happen.

And that happened for her.

- A lot of what made Sapphira
so great in the challenge

was her partnership...
- Yes.

- With Plane Jane.
- Yep.

- They allowed each
other to shine.

- Sapphira, Shakira, Sequoia.
[laughter]

Jackson, on runway, she
did something so different

for her.

She was a BDSM dog.

- This could be
its own collection.

Petco couture.
[laughter]

- [claps hands] Silence.

I've made my decision.

Bring back my girls.

Welcome back, queens.

I've made some decisions.

[dramatic music]

Plane Jane, tonight you
proved that any singing hole

is a goal.

Sapphira,

tonight you were
one boozy Chan-teuse-y.

- [laughs]

- Condragulations.

You're both winners
of this week's challenge.

- Oh.
[applause]

- You will split
a cash prize of $5,000.

- Baby, we just won again.
Ooh-hoo!

- You may step
to the back of the stage.

- Thank you, mama.
- Thank you so much.

- Oh, my God, it feels

like a huge weight
off of my shoulders.

And it feels so good
to have won my third challenge.

- Morphine, on the runway,

you were golden, girl.

But in the challenge, you were
a bit of a potty pooper.

Q, you're one hell of a queen.
- Thank you.

- But tonight
we didn't feel the fire.

Morphine, I'm sorry, my dear,
but you are up for elimination.

Q, you are safe.

You may join the other girls.

Dawn, you are
an artsy-fartsy queen.

But tonight...

you ran out of gas.

Nymphia, tonight you
dominated the runway.

But in the challenge,

could have used
a little more submission.

Nymphia, you are safe.

You may join the other girls.

Dawn, I'm sorry, my dear, but
you are up for elimination.

- Being in the bottom
is very hard.

But they've seen this bitch
lip-synch twice already.

They have not seen me lip-synch.

So I know exactly
what I have to do.

I'm going to give them Dawn.

Let's go.

- Two queens stand before me.

Ladies, this is your last chance

to impress me

and save yourself

from elimination.

The time has come...
[thunder rumbles]

For you to lip-synch...

for your life.

- I don't care who's next to me.

Even though it's my good Judy,

she will be Thanos
snapped out of the game, baby.

So, sorry, Dawn.

- Good luck.

And don't f*ck it up.

[Megan Thee Stallion's "Body"]

- [singing] Real hot-girl [...]

[moaning]

And if the b*at live,
you know Lil Ju made it

Body-ody-ody-ody-
ody-ody-ody-ody

Ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody

Mwah, body-ody-ody-
ody-ody-ody-ody-ody

Ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody

Body crazy, curvy, wavy,
big titties, little waist

Body crazy, curvy, wavy,
big titties, little waist

Body-ody-ody-ody-
ody-ody-ody-ody

Ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody

Look at how I bodied that,
ate it up and gave it back

Yeah, you look good

But they still want
to know where Megan at

Saucy like a barbecue

But you won't get your baby back

See me in that dress

And he felt like
he almost tasted that

Num, num, num, num, eat it up

Foreplay, okay, three, two, one

You know I'm the hottest

You ain't never gotta heat me up

I'm present when I'm absent,
speaking when I'm not there

All them b*tches scary cats

I call them Carole Baskins, ah

Body-ody-ody-ody-
ody-ody-ody-ody

Ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody

Body-ody-ody-ody-
ody-ody-ody-ody

Ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody

Body crazy, curvy, wavy,
big titties, little waist

- Dawn is a great performer,
but the song is "Body."

- Whoo!
- [laughing]

- Dawn is going against a BBL.

- [singing] The category is body

Look at the way
it's sitting, yeah

That ratio so out of control

That waist, that ass,
them titties

If I wasn't me and
I would have seen myself

I would have bought me a drink

Took me home, did me long

[...] it
with the panties on

I could build a house
with all the brick I got

b*tches spend a lifetime
trying to get this hot

And if her head too big,
I could make that pop

I'm not the one to play with

Like a touch-me-not, ah

Body-ody-ody-ody-
ody-ody-ody-ody

Ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody

Ah, body-ody-ody-
ody-ody-ody-ody-ody

Ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody

Ah, body crazy, curvy, wavy,
big titties, little waist

Body crazy, curvy, wavy,
big titties, little waist

Body-ody-ody-ody-
ody-ody-ody-ody

Ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody

Ah

- [laughter, cheering]

- She ate that.
- [laughs]

- Whoo.

- Queens, I've made my decision.

[dramatic music]

Morphine, shantay, you stay.

- Oh, my God.

- You may take your body-ody-ody

and join the other girls.
[laughter]

- Thank you.

- My dear, this is the era

of a new dawn.

Now...

sashay away.

- I just want to say
thank you all

for the love and care
that you've shown me

every single week.

[whimpers]
I'm so, so, so grateful.

Thank you so much.
- Thank you.

[applause]
- We love you, Dawn.

- Goodbye.
Oh, and wake up, m*therf*ckers!

It's Dawn!
- Whoo!

- Love you, Dawn.
- Love you.

- Obviously, I don't want
to go home now,

but I don't think
I was on my A-game.

[sobs]

It's not even, like, sad tears.

I feel like I had so many
dreams about coming here,

and so many of them came true.

I came in here thinking
I could be a star.

And I think that I'm leaving
here knowing that I am.

- Condragulations, queens.

And, remember, if you can't
love yourself,

how in the hell are you going
to love somebody else?

Can I get an "amen" up in here?

All: Amen.

- Now let the music play.

[singing] A little bit of love

Goes a long, long way

Lifting you up to a brighter day

Can you feel the love?

- Next time
on "RuPaul's Drag Race"...

You need to transform
these dancers

from "RuPaul's Drag Race" live

into devastating drag queens.

- I have the most
out-of-the-box concept

out of everybody.

- Bitch, you're
in trouble, baby.

- There's so much
to take in here.

- My issue is
the family resemblance.

- We are so close
to the top four.

You can literally,
like, taste it.

- [singing] A little bit of love
goes a long, long way

Lifting you up to a brighter day

A little bit of love
goes a long, long way

Turn it around
when you up and say

Everybody say love, love, love

Love, oh, love, love

Love, love, love, oh-oh

Love, can you feel the love?
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