18x06 - I Feel Like a Monkey in a Circus Parade

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And they lied to the other teams.

Ken and vixen seized an opportunity and
forced Jamie and Cara to pay for it.

Gary and mallory used the

express pass they won on the first leg.

We're using the express pass.

But the cowboys came out

on top.

You are team number one.

Our final showdown had Kent and vixen
and the globetrotters surviving.

And Jamie and Cara fell short.

I'm sorry to tell you that you
have been eliminated.

Eight teams remain.

Eight teams remain.
Who will be eliminated next?

This is is kunming, China
a signiff trading center.

And at the edge of the city

green lake park, an oasis
in this bustling city.

This 300-year park is the last leg.

Teams must now make their way to
Jin fu tea shop where they'll

take part of a tea tasting.

Once teams have completed the
tasting, they'll receive a brick

of tea and their next clue.

I wonder where this tea shop is.

We're going to go to the
street and find out.

My family is making as big a
sacrifice as I'm being here.

My wife is staying home
taking care of my 2-year-old.

We really don't want
to go empty-handed.

Nice folks down here.

It's tea time!

How do you say it in China?

We're going to go taste some tea.

I used to have tea parties all
the time when I was little.

So I know a will the about...
a lot about tea.

Each of you must take part in a
traditional Chinese tea tasting.

Oh, boy, let's go.

Wait here.

We'll be right back.

What's the name of that tea?

Jin fu I zan.

But nothing's in English.

I think it's right there.

Hi.

Thank you.

Have a drink.

Hmm.

Peach.

Oh, more.

Jin fu yi zan.

Mallory.

Howdy.

Have some tea with us.
How's the tea?

It's good.

Peach.

We need to take off our
hats off for this?

Threems now fly nearly


populace cities in the world,

kolkata, India.

They will find their next clue.

Here's to us.

Let's go, baby.

We're going to a Chinese tea shot.

So we are not out of China.

Chinese tea shop.

So we are not out of China.

Each of you must take
part in tea time.

Still in China?

Yeah.

Let's go.

Ok.

Come on, daddy.

Are you kidding me?

More China?

More China?

Get us out of here.

We needed a pick me up and I think
the silver pajamas are just that.

Taxi?

Delicious.

Oh, papaya mango tea.

Cheers, buddy.

Nice pajamas.

Thanks, dude.

I have no clue what
that tasted like.

Thank you.

Thank you.

That was pointless.

That was pointless.
You take us airport.

All teams are now
flying to kolkata, India.

Let's go!

Holy cow.

Why are there so many people?

Taxi?

Taxi?

Taxi?

Oh, my God.

I already love India!

Let's go, baby.

Have some fun.

Town hall.

You're the fastest, right?

You're the man.

Let's go, baby.

Don't let any taxi pass you, ok?

We have to get there
first, very fast.

Never seen that many people in

my whole life.

Oh, my gosh.

Calcutta is crazy.

Cal crazy.

This is crazy.

I realize there were that
many people for that flight.

Hulkamania.

We're trying to beat them.

Flight time and big
easy are in the front.

Very, very, very fast please.

Go fast!

Fast!

Fast!

Hey!

You guys go fast, please, sir!

Please!

Go ahead.

He's in front of us.

I'm sure it's the globetrotters.

You can see their head there.

I don't know if we're
on the train tracks.

Red light.

Take it easy.

Doesn't mean anything.

I can hear the cowboys
screeching "yahoo!"

Oh, lord, that was,
that was close.

Is that it right here?

It says town hall.

Town hall.

It doesn't open until 10:00 a.m.

We're going to set up camp.

Here's a tent.

Opens at 10:00.

There's a lot of bugs right here.

I think we found it.

There they are.

Do you see the clue box?

Run, run!

Where?

Where?

Where is it?

Yeah, keep going.

At the end of the block!

Sign in!

Sign in!

These guys are pranksters.

Look at mallory.

Come on and lay down.

It's closed.

Y'all, I hate y'all!

Every one of you!

Every single one of you!

Oh, my gosh!

Oh, my gosh!
We're like a pack of dogs!

It's early morning.

We're waiting on
this place to open.

Last night when we got here
people were asleep right where

they're cooking this morning.

I think the race is moving like
the people move and living

like the people live.

This is a tough place
to survive in.

So I think we might have a tough so
I think we might have a tough leg.

Roadblock.

Who's ready to drink
in the scenery?

Calcutta has always been the
point where Chinese tea came to India.

And Indian tea left for China.

Now in this place where flavors
have been traded for centuries,

teams will face a roadblock
that will push their powers of

perception to the extreme.

Team members will now take part
in the ancient tradition of

tea tasting which can
take years to master.

First they'll gather one
papaya and one mango native

fruits of India and bring
them to the auction near.

Team members must find the same
tea they tasted at the shop in

China amongst hundreds of cups
filled with a vast array of flavors.

Ren when they do they will
receive a bottle of ice tea with

a clue under the cap.

First pick out one papaya and
one mango.

One papaya.
Thank you.

Hi.

Thank you.

Go, baby.

Go, baby.
Go, baby.

Dear God.

Oh, my goodness.

We entered the tea tasting center
and give a papaya and a mango.

I bring you a papaya and a mango.

Here you go, homey.

That's all you.

Oh, my goodness.

This is crazy.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness.

That is a lot of tea.

A lot of tea.

Remember it, baby?

Think back.

You were sitting at
that table, baby.

Remember the color.

Come on, Kisha.

I'm trying to remember
if it was light or dark.

That's not bad.

Seeing this big, long table that
must have at least 1,000 cups.

I said I'll work with
process of elimination.

I tried by smelling or
looking at the color.

The wave of the mango
did come through.

Yes.

He got it already?

Oh, thank you.

Thank you.

Here you go, sir.

Good job, daddy.

Do I have to drink this
stuff that's inside there?

Oh, there it is right there.

Go to the duration area.

Teams must make their way
to the tiwari tea skull where

they'll receive their next clue.

You're awesome.
Well, let's keep the lead.

Let's go now.

Come on, Kisha.

Pay attention to everything.

You got it.

Detail!

Detail!

Detail!

Go, go, go!

Bring it up there quick.

I kind of knew what the color was and
even you know the color, there's 400.

Are you going through a method?
No clue.

Hi, do you know where

jurashanko.

He know where is it is?

Yes.

He better.

Grab one and go.

Just grab one.

Hey!

Good strategy!

That's a good job.

Think of this like tea pong.

I had no clue what
the tea tasted like.

I just started drinking away
and hopefully come across one.

No.

I'm bringing him everything.

That's the one!

Apparently, the only system
was picking them by sight.

After my sixth or seven bowl I thought
maybe I should just smell it.

Try that one.

Come on.

That smells like it.

You got it.

You got it?

Got them!

Come on Kisha, the
color of your skin.

Snapple.

Thank you so much.

Come on, hurt.

I'm trying, baby.

Any ideas of that
tea bottle there.

Huh?

Go to the janshanko area.

At what point your taste buds
are going to taste like tea.

Come on, Kisha, stay strong.

I'm full.

Keep going now.

Keep going now.

Come on and give it to him.

Aw!

You're all right.

Keep going, baby.

Come on, Kisha.

This is it.

Yes!

Yeah, baby!
Yeah, baby!

Let's go.
Let's go.

Keep going.
That's our clue.

I don't know what that means.

That's our clue.

Maybe it's where they make the
snapple... the snapple factory here?

I don't know.

He's got a horn.

Taxi?

Here, let's ask him.

Do you know where
they make snapple?

Do you know where they make this?

Do you know where they make this?

You know?

Taxi, you know that place?

Come on, Kent, you can do this!

I've drank so much tape and for some
reason nonof them are the right one.

I don't get it.

Come on, baby, please.

Jesus please, please, please...
I know it's tough.

But the quicker you grab, the
quicker you get out there.

Come on, Zev, that's the one.

That's the one, Zev.

Zev's wearing these
tea drinker pajamas.

They're not working, though.

This is it.

This is it.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Give me a clue.

Yes.

Where?

Oh, my God.

Go to the jurashanko area.

Give me my bag right now.

I think I've drank this one

seven times already.

They all look the same.

Come on.

Keep the system going.

You got it?

You got it?

Yes.

She got it.

She knew it.

Good job, Mel!

Thank you.

Good luck, guys.

Good job.

Good job.

That was really hard.

That was really, really hard.

Let's go!

It's in there somewhere.

Zev, keep moving, bud.

I know it's not easy.

We've got to get out of
here not last, that's all.

Just with everybody else.

Come on.

You ok?

Oh, Zev just smashed a cup.

He's not going to be
much fun after this.

I'll tell you that much.

I'll tell you that much.
Oh, please, please, please.

It's just hard to sit here
and watch him do this.

I feel for him.

I feel for all of them, man.

I wouldn't want to be doing that.

I hope he just gets
lucky and get one.

Zev, come on, buddy.

Think about how good it's going
to feel when you get it.

Oh, he's looking.
Yes.

Thank you.

He got it.

Thank you, sir. Oh, man.

Good luck, Margie.

Give me some love.

Give me some love.

That was awesome.

That was awesome, baby.

Let's get a cab and you can
wet yourself in the cab.

Come on.

We've got to leave next, baby.

We've got to leave next.

Ah!

Come on, keep going.

You're all right.

I promise you're going
to get it, flight.

Keep going, baby.

Come on, Luke.

Don't stop, Luke.

Just keep going.

Keep going.

You can.

Yes, you can.

Oh, man, I can't believe
you did it, dude.

Who knows how much longer

it's going to take.

You had to keep chugging.

Don't say "chugging."

We are completely lost.

Is this it?

I don't see... Whoa, this guy
is just, you know, I think we

need to change our cab driver.

Let's go.

So they make this here?

You don't know?

Let's get out.

Do you know where they make this?

Excuse me, do you know
where they make this?

Snapple.

I'm about to drink this snapple.

This is it.

We're looking for a tea store.

Oh, my goodness.

This place is amazing.

Got our tea that we
have to deliver.

We... we could have been
nestling in our bosom.

We're looking for
tiwari tea stall.

Ok.

That's it.

Here you go.

Thank you.

Detour.

As one of the oldest
civilizations on earth, the

people of India has promoted
religion and education down

through the my len yeah.

In this detour, teams have to
decide which aspect of Indian

life they'd like to explore.

Hindu art or bengali literature.

In hindu art teams make
their way to this shop.

Once they're here, they must
dress and adorn a shaut God

called genasiha.

Once finished the shop owner
will give them their next clue.

In bengaly literature teams
will be given eight stacks of

children's books.

Then they'll have to squeeze
themselves and their books into

the back of a school bus.

Once inside, they must direct the
driver through the congested

streets of Calcutta
to this school.

When they deliver if books to the
head mis... the books to the

head mistress, sle give
them their next clue.

The tea shop.

That's it?

Ok, we're here.

We can do the delivery,
if you want.

Yeah.

Do you know where they
make the snapple.

Don't open.

No.

Maybe it is on the top.

Shut the... let's go!

Come on!

Damn!

Tiwari... or oh,
daddiers I found it.

Thank you very much.

I think we should decorate, if we look
for books, we may get lost.

We're doing hindu art.

I haven't seen the tea stall.

Come on, flight.

Let's get up out of the here.

Let's go catch up to
these teams, baby.

Come on.

Don't worry about it.

It's all you.

Keep going, baby.

Oh, my God.

I'm just looking for
a lucky break.

All we need is one and
we're going to get it.

Damn.

Is this nays publishing?

Yes.

Eight bundles to the
bengali alphabet.

You got it?

Yep.

We need to make a delivery.

We need to find somebody that
can give us directions.

Can anyone speak English?

We need toe go to Victoria institute
high school and college.

Go to the first right.

Thank you.

I feel like a monkey
in a circus parade.

Don't you?

It's a tea stall.

It will be one of
these little stalls.

Hey.

Thank you.

Bengali literature.

What do you think?

Sounds good.

Do you know where
nays publishing is?

Thank you.

I say book shop.

What's it called?

That's it.

Rakhal pal.

It's right here.

This is it.

I'm going to start on the feet.

When we saw that task, making the
statute pretty in pink much

like vixen and I, it
was perfect for us.

We are painting this goddess.

I think it's a dog.

Do you want ear plugs?

It was extremely loud.

The decibel level was
through the roof.

I had these ear plug, it's not
helping much even though

it's entertaining.

It's giving me a headache.

You need to concentrate.

That's easier for
you to say, jeez.

Good grief.

Come on, flight.

Come on, you all right.

Jog up there.

There you go.

Good trot.

Good trot.

Hurry, hurry.

Hurry.

Don't worry about it.

Come on.

I combuzzwus exhausted.

It was the hardest...
I was exhausted.

It was the hardest
thing I've ever done.

I thought about the last penalty.

We definitely weren't
going to make a penalty.

I didn't want to give up.

Go again.

Go again.

You just have to get lucky, baby.

Come on, get it.

Come on.

Give it to him, baby.

Oh, yeah!

That's my dog.

Way not to give up, baby.

Way to be a soldier, boy!

Let's go.

It's fine, just keep going.

He said this is the clue.

Yo, yo, yo, there's
something in there.

We've got to go fast.

It's hard.

Listen.

Listen.

Listen.

It's not too hard.

You can finish this.

You can finish it, ok?

Come on.

Come on.

Go finish it.

I just told him he
can finish this.

This.
But I'm not sure he can.

Just finish.

Finish.

He would get really,
really frustrated.

He feels like he let me down
but I'm so proud of him.

Fast!
Fast, please!

There's a big campus up
there, dad.

Victoria institution!

Head mistress, Victoria
primary school.

Make your way to the fountain of joy.

Teams must go to
a park called mada.

Serging the area near the
fountain of joy and the Victoria

memorial hall teams
must check in here.

The last team to check in
here might be eliminated.

Hello, how are you?

Let's finish this out.

Taxi?

Fountain of joy.

We do our own eyebrows every day.

We had to paint eyebrows that
look a whole lot like ours.

It was kind of like us getting
ready in the morning.

Goddess geneisha.

She might be pregnant.

Do you think she's pregnant
or she's just got a gut?

Even with these ear plugs, I
could still here the music.

The rhythm is beautiful.

If I could just disco to it but I
can't disco while I'm painting.

National bookstore.

You speak English?

We're looking for daze publishing.

Days publishing?

Days?

Here?

We've got eight bundles coming.

Is there a bag?

No, we've got to carry them.

Who's feeling fast?

I don't know about his Boston hat.

Come here.

Victoria institution.

Central road.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Ow.

I don't think these things
are seat belt equipped.

I feel a little claustrophobic
but I feel it's

for a good cause delivering
books to a school.

Days publishing.

We need some books.

Thank you.

Now we'll just go
across the street.

Let's put our books in
and get directions.

You know where that Victor
school in college is?

Turn right.

Go.

There's a heck of a
school bus right here.

I don't guess he
could go any faster.

Push.

Push.

Get down on it.

I know.

He doesn't want to quit.

But he doesn't think
he can do it anymore.

Come on.

I know.

I don't know how it feels.

But listen, I know how you
feel if you don't finish.

I know how you'll feel.

Please just finish, ok?

Please just finish, ok?

Oh, my God!

Thank you.
Thank you.

Thank you.
Thank you.

Let's go.

I'm so proud of him.

So proud of him.

He's just hung in there.

Come on, hurt.

All right.

We're going to do the art.

We're going to do hindu art.

I think that's it.

She is a goddess.

Oh, have a nice day!

Make your way to the
fountain of joy.

Let's go.

Thank you.

Ok.

Give me a nail.

Hold that.

Hold that.

Excuse me.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Thank you!

The last team to check
in may be eliminated.

Doing great, dad.

This is the last one.

Can we have a judge please?

Thank you very much.

Thank you.

We're going to do hindu art.

Keep going, buddy.

Keep going.

Good work.

What is that awful sound?

Ok.

Get out.

Thank you, sir.

We've got to find
the head mistress.

Hi.

This is the introduction
to bengali literature.

This is your clue.

Thank you very much.

Ready, Zev?

Yeah.

Victoria memorial.

We're in a race.

Fast?

Yes, very fast.

Right here.

We've got eight bundles.

We're looking for
the head mistress.

Head mistress Victoria
primary school.

Hello.

Hello.

How about some books?

Thank you.

Your clue, please.

Thank you very much.

Make your way to the mountain of joy.

The last team to check
in may be eliminated.

Taxi!

Let's go, big easy!

Coming right now, dog.

You paint the belly on up.

Don't mess with the face.

We have to figure out what
color it is on the face.

There's a fountain over here.

There it is.
Stop.

Stop.
Stop.

Thank you.

Yeah, dad!

Welcome to Calcutta, India.
Welcome to Calcutta, India. Thank you.

Now you may have noticed
all the tea at the race and the

familiar bottle well, that's
because they created two snapple

teas inspired by all the flavors
you tasted here in India and

since you came here in first place,
you will be the first to try it.

Here you go.

And there are some more good news.

As the winner of this leg of the
race, snapple will treat you to

some of the best stuff in India.

You're going to enjoy an
extraordinary India feast while

being entertained by a
bolly wood inspired dance.

Plus, you will receive
$1 groupies to share.

That's over $20 million U.S.

Dollars.

This is a special snapple
amazing race team.

Amazing race team.
Yes.

More traffic.

Yeah, I've got a splitting
headache because of the noise

and the frustration that we were
the first to get there and now

we lost our lead.

We have to go very fast.

Here it is.

North gate Victoria memoire.

He's good.

This is very nerve wracking
sitting on this traffic.

We're in a car that's turned
off because traffic's so bad.

Look at this.

India is great.

India is great.

Keep going.

Speed it up a little bit.

Speed it up.

Hopefully we'll do it quick enough
where other teams don't catch up.

This is where we're going.

That and then right.

Straight and then right.

Yeah.

Looking good.

He looked like he finished.

We have to dress it now.

Here comes Luke and Margie.

We have to paint
this the same first.

Some kind of funky elephant.

I'm almost done.

This goes on the head.

Hurt.

You kicked the bucket.

Oh, my God.

That sucks.

We have to do that over.

You're kidding me.

Can we get another
bucket of white?

White?
You're kidding me, man.

It's leaking all over.

You have to do it over?

Got to do it over?

Oh, you're kidding me.

You're kidding me, man.

Touch it up.

Good job.

Good job.

Keep going, buddy.

Hurry, hurry, hurry.

Stay positive and go to the
pit stop as soon as possible.

Fast.

Here's extra money.

Go fast.

Go fast.

Please, please,
please, guys, please.

Ok.

Ok.

Stop.

Stop.

Stop.

There's the cowboys.

Stop.

Stop.

Stop.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Get out.

Come on.

Let's go.

Right here, Zev.

This way, Zev.

Come on in there with us.

Good to see y'all.

Hey, where you guys... hey!

Jet and cord, Ron and
Christina, Zev and Justin, you

are teams two, three and four!

Watch out.

Whoa!

Cheers.

Cheers.

Here's to the races.

Hey, look
who's just arrived.

Look at that.

Kent and vixen, do you
know what team you are.

Jet and cord want to tell you.

Absolutely.

What team are they?

Team number four.

Five!

Don't you know how to count?

Start it back here.

Come on.

Oh, God.

Hurry, hurry, hurry.

Judge.

I've got your back.

I've got your back.

I know how hard it
was with the tea.

I had to stop and give them a hug
just respect for not giving up.

That was so sweet
of him to do that.

It's very sweet.

Very sweet.

Taxi!

Whoa!

Taxi!

Taxi!

There's only pink left.

Please, I'll pay you guys.

Come on, mom.

Kisha and Jen, you
are team number six.

We'll take it.

Good.

Good job.

I think we're pretty good.

Oh, thank you.

Thank you.

The last team to check
in may be eliminated.

Taxi?

Taxi?

You don't know.

Come on, y'all, y'all
don't make no money?

Good?

Let's go, fast!

Yeah!

You know the place?

Victoria Memorial.

We need the fountain.
We don't give up.

Welcome to Calcutta, India.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Flight time and big easy, guys
fought to get there like crazy, right?

Yeah, we did.

I know he was doing
it so hard for me.

It touched me.

We try to last as long as we can.

And hopefully it's not over.

Your second chance
is going to continue.

You are still in
"The Amazing Race."

You are team number seven.

Margie and Luke, you
are the last team to arrive.

I'm sorry to tell you you have
been eliminated from the race.

It's been an emotional
afternoon for both of us.

I don't hold him responsible
for us being eliminated.

It's ok.
It's ok.

I'm very proud of you.

Stay tuned from scenes
from our next episode.

In two weeks on "The
Amazing Race", in the holy city

of veransasi, Kisha and Jen get
their hands dirty and Zev can't

their hands dirty and Zev can't
belief his ears.