20x01 - Tears of a Clown

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20x01 - Tears of a Clown

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This is california, the

Heart of america's wine country.

Here in santa barbara, these

Idyllic vineyards provide the

Perfect destination for cycling

Enthusiasts like me.

These teams riding in the pell

On the behind me have no idea

What lies ahead.

But in the end, one team will

Cross the finish line first, win

$1 Million, and "the amazing

Race."

The 11 teams are -- dave and

Cherie, married clowns from

Tampa, florida.

For bar numb and bailey

Circus.

Are you guys ready to get

Started?

I do strongly believe in what

Goes around comes around.

The carnival that we have built

Up hopefully will come around

And work for us in our favor.

Tada!

Bopper and mark, lifelong

Friends from kentucky.

We're from the other side of

The tracks.

We've never had nothing.

Never did think we'd ever get

Nothing.

Come and get it!

If we don't win the money,

We've not helped our kids and

Family at all.

It's useless.

We are going to win the

Money.

Misa and maiya, sisters

From san diego, california.

We started golf when I was 12

And maiya was 11.

I went to school at ucla and

Turned professional in 2009.

People think that we're pretty

Girls and that we're dainty.

Maybe a little prissy.

But that's not the case at all.

There will be no crying.

We are athletes.

We know what it takes to win the

Race.

Branden and rachel,

Recently engaged from los

Angeles, california.

Our relationship started on

"Big brother 12" and we fell in

Love in the hammock.

You're not crazy.

I'm crazy about you.

Rachel and I proved that we

Are both strong competitors.

We did so by winning "big

Brother" together.

I won "big brother 13."

We are not in the race to make

Friends.

We are here to win $1 million.

And nobody comes between me and

My million dollars.

Joey fitness and dan, best

Friends from long island, new

York.

We live the gee da lifestyle.

Perfect all the way around.

The muscles.

Going to the gym.

The tattoos.

The team is going to think

You got your typical jersey

Shore guys, but hopefully we'll

Show them wrong.

No situation over here, but I

Got a solution.

A lot more going on than they

Think.

Nary and jamie, federal

Agents from los angeles,

California.

There aren't that many women

In this field.

As a woman, you really have

To prove yourself.

As opposed to a standard male in

This profession.

You have to be tougher doing the

Profession that we do.

Doing this race, this is going

To be cake to us.

I like cake.

Rachel and dave, married

Two years, from madison,

Wisconsin.

I'm a major in the army.

I've been in the military for



I was over in iraq for

Approximately one year.

I didn't realize the

Magnitude of how much you change

When you're apart.

What the race will provide us

Hopefully is to be that

Catalyst, to reconnect and

Reconcile our marriage and our

Friendship and our common bonds.

Elliot and andrew, twin

Brothers from scottsdale,

Arizona.

O

I am a musician in a rock

Group.

I'm a professional soccer

Player.

We sort of went in different

Directions.

But we always stayed close.

We're twins, so he's my best

Friend.

There's really no other way to

Describe it.

Like a life partner, but we're

Not gay.

You can't say that, dude.

Kerri and stacy, first

Cousins from gulf port,

Mississippi.

Stacy and I are the typical

Daisy duke country girls.

We do like our eye shadow and

She likes to puff her hair, but

At the end of the day, we will

Be in the mud getting dirty with

The best of the big boys.

We're packing a little punch

Behind this.

Vanessa and ralph, dating,

From san antonio, texas.

Ralph and I have been dating

For about a year.

We've known each other for about



I used to stalk him.

He got married.

Stalked him some more.

He got divorced.

I got married.

So I got divorced.

And now we're dating.

So we'll just keep the racing to

Around the world and not down

The aisle.

There you go.

How about that?

Art and j.j., Border

Patrol agents from southern

California.

Art and I are supervisors of

A 40-man unit that patrols the

Coastline.

A lot of times it's life or

Death, so art and I have to be

Teammates out there.

We're going to laugh and rib

Each other.

We're going to have fun.

I'm the brain and he's the

Brawn.

Ain't that unbelievable?

It's like beauty and the beast

And he thinks he's the beauty.

Welcome to "the amazing

Race."

You're about to begin a

Physically grueling, mentally

Draining, life changing

Adventure.

There are 12 legs on this race

That are designed to push you

Like you've never been pushed

Before.

The winners of this first leg of

The race will win the express

Pass.

The express pass can be used

Before or during any challenge

That you don't want to complete.

All you have to do is hand it

Over before the end of the

Eighth leg and move on.

The fact is, I will be

Eliminating most of you.

But if you make it to the final

Leg and you cross the finish

Line first, you will win "the

Amazing race" and $1 million.

A million bucks!

Your first clue is up in

The air -- literally.

In one of those balloons.

When I say go, you can run over

There and start pulling them

Down.

There are 100 balloons, only 11

Have a clue.

When you find one, you can get

Into one of the new ford

Tauruses parked out front and

Continue racing.

Is everybody ready?

Yeah!

Whoo!

All right, let's get this

Race started.

The world is waiting for you.

Good luck.

Travel safe.

Go!

Let's go, man.

Come on, honey.

Come on, art.

Stay steady.

Quick.

Here!

Go straight, go straight.

Let's move, let's move.

Go, go, go, go, go.

No.

Pull it down.

Go straight, go straight.

Come on, art.

Grab it.

There's nothing.

Dang.

Get it, get it.

Grab that one right there.

Go.

Nothing.

Find me a balloon, honey.

This one here.

Yes.

Open it up.

Yes.

Ralph.

You got it?

I can't breathe.

Got it.

Santa barbara.

Santa barbara.

Come on.

Yeah!

We got a clue, yeah!

We got one!

Got it!

Fly to santa barbara.

Fly to santa barbara.

Where's santa barbara?

Go, go, go.

Right here.

Yes.

That's what I'm talking about.

Fly to santa barbara.

We're in santa barbara.

I know.

Let's grab this gray one.

And we're off.

You are now heading to santa

Barbara, argentina.

Santa barbara, argentina.

Yeah, baby!

Whoo!

Starting off big.

First you must make your

Way to los angeles international

Airport in the american airlines

Check-in counter to pick up

Tickets to buenos ars re.

L.a.x. Airport.

I can just taste the burritos

Already.

Only the first six teams

Will get tickets on the fastest

Connecting flight to salta, the

Closest airport to santa

Barbara.

Yeah, baby!

Good job.

We have to go to the american

Airlines ticket counter in

L.a.x.

Yeah!

So we're flying to santa

Barbara.

Not bad for our first amazing

Race.

Santa barbara, argentina.

Sparkles in frnt of us.

Argentina!

She looks like sheet rock.

Whoo, we're going to

Argentina!

Yes!

Woohoo!

Come on, baby.

Be gold.

Nothing.

Please, god.

All right.

Oh, thank god.

Fly to santa barbara.

Thank the lord.

Let's do it.

Slow and steady.

Come on.

We're on "the amazing race,"

Homie.

We're going to do it.

Me and you.

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Nothing.

Just got to get one.

Like finding a needle in a

Haystack.

Keep going.

Hustle.

These hills are k*ller.

God, this is grueling, ain't

It, man?

I'm getting ready to throw

Up.

If you got to throw it, do

It, let's go.

Come on.

There's got to be two more

Clues.

We've got to beat the last team.

We're not giving up.

I know we can't lose.

Here we go, baby.

Thank god.

Fly to santa barbara.

He just got one.

Who did, they did?

We're on top of that, baby.

Don't you never lay down on me,

Baby.

Throw up, get it up and let's go

Win that money, baby!

Just calm down.

Let's go.

Country boy can survive,

Baby!

There's one more clue.

Where the heck can it be?

Oh, no!

Making like soup and a pot of

Taters.

I'm going to be sick.

We after $1 million, we ain't

Stopping to throw up.

Pull over right now.

Any time my partner is in the

Back seat, there better be a

Barf bag around.

When you got loot on the line

Like this, baby, you pee your

Pants if you have to.

This is so physically

Draining.

But we have heart, so we're not

Going to give up.

We fight to the end.

Remember that.

Oh!

Oh!

How did we miss it?

Fly to santa barbara.

Come on.

Let's hustle, ok?

How did we miss that?

All teams are now making

Their way to salta, argentina,

By way of buenos aires.

Elliot and andrew, brandon and

Rachel, nary and jamie, art and

J.j., Art and jay, and vanessa

And ralph are landing 2 1/2

Hours ahead of the other five

Teams.

When they land they must drive

Themselves to the town of santa

Barbara, argentina, to pick up

Their next clue.

Oh yeah.

Yeah yeah, right here, art.

S.u.v., Right there.

This is it.

Let's go.

This is it, this is the car.

We're currently in first

Place.

I take currently in first

Instead of currently in last.

I know.

Those poor suckers at the

Airport.

I don't think they've left yet.

We're on the second flight

Out.

There's six teams that took out

In front of us.

We're just hoping some of them

Make a mistake so we can catch

Up with them.

The hawaiian girls, jersey

Boys, and the clients.

The girls from mississippi.

They got the badonkadonk.

Right there.

Ok, go, nary.

Go.

Make your way to the

Lavaqete.

Search for your next clue.

Follow them.

Now we're driving towards

Santa barbara.

It feels great.

Now we're in the lead out of our

Group.

First lead in "the amazing

Race."

Salta.

It's a cute little town.

Oh gosh.

Stay up with the crowd,

Kerri.

Do you know how to drive it,

David?

I'm working on it.

Oh, baby.

You better be getting on up

The road.

Going for the pass.

There you go.

Team uno.

We passed the jersey boys.

I haven't seen any other

Teams.

They're just long gone.

There's no one in sight.

I just don't feel like we're

Fast or strong.

So I was really feeling like

It's going to be harder and

Harder to recover the longer I

Didn't see any other teams.

We've got to run our game the

Best we can.

Let's not panic yet.

I'm frustrated because I

Haven't seen a team in a long

Time.

I'm pretty sure we're in last

Place.

I don't cry very often.

Don't worry, hon.

We'll get there.

The tears of a clown.

Follow them.

Designated spot right there.

Park there.

It's a freaking airport.

Get it, art, get it.

Let's be first.

Oh, it's a roadblock.

Who's got a great sense of

Direction?

I'll do it.

Find your partner after they

Have jumped out of an airplane.

Oh, god!

This roadblock requires

One team member to use their

Sense of direction and search

For their partner who must take

A terrifying 10,000-foot sky

Dive.

Whoo!

Once team members reunite,

The jump master will hand over

Their next clue.

Who's got a great sense of

Direction?

You do.

Who's got a great sense of

Direction?

You do.

Finds your partner.

Oh, no!

Damn it.

So when I discovered that the

Nonparticipant is actually the

Sky diver, I was completely

Demoralized.

I mean, what better location in

The world to sky dive than

Argentina?

I'll do it.

You're jumping out of a

Plane!

Who's got a great sense of

Direction?

I do.

Art, I'm not taking pleasure

In this at all.

I don't like heights that much.

I think you're playing with

Death.

We're just trying to

Reference the map on where we're

Supposed to go and pick up our

Partners once they jump out of

The plane.

Rachel and I share a common

Ground with the border patrol

Agents j.j. And art.

They're government employees.

They have a similar alpha male

Persona and myself.

We're looking about three

Miles.

All right, good deal.

Whoo!

Lord, help me.

This goes against all laws of

Nature.

Let's do it, man.

It's going to take me about

Three miles.

I've got to get to where

We're going, park, and then I've

Got to go find j.j. When he

Lands.

The road is representing as

It's depicted on the map right

Now.

There's a bend about a mile up.

Whoo!

Let's get it!

Woohoo!

Park here.

Yep, here it is, baby.

Oh, here we go.

I don't see the plane.

We just got to keep an eye

Out, man.

I can't believe I'm doing

This.

We're up in the clouds now.

Oh, my goodness.

There's the plane.

Yeah, good eye.

Look at that, man.

Looks like a mosquito.

Oh!

Oh yeah!

Here we go!

Oh, my gosh!

No turning back now, j.j.

Whoo!

Yeah!

Here we go, j.j.!

Whoo!

Oh, my god!

Oh, my god!

Whoo!

Whoo!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Go, boy!

Oh, thank god!

Whoo!

Oh, my god, I'm so scared!

When we jumped, after I got

Over the initial shock and I

Actually started to breathe, it

Was so beautiful.

The argentinean country side is

Amazing.

Like I am the luckiest person in

The world.

Whoo!

Sky diving is the biggest

Rush that I've ever had.

You're just falling at an

Incredible rate and you're

Looking down at this gorgeous

View.

It is phenomenal.

Woohoo!

Running on the beach, I

Didn't think it was going to be

This far out.

Brendon, this is amazing!

She just had the experience

Of a lifetime.

Dude.

That was awesome.

It was fun, but it wasn't

Fun.

Thank you very much.

Drive yourself to patios

Decafayate and search for your

Next clue.

Er let's get back to the car.

This is so cool!

There she is.

Let's go, rach!

Hey!

Search the grounds for your

Next clue.

Let's go in the car.

Over here.

I see them.

Got the clue.

Make your way.

Make your way to the --

It has me a little nervous.

Makes me think of being in the

Air and I'm terrified of

Heights.

Let's go.

Whoo!

Yeah, baby!

Whoo!

Amazing!

Who's the first person that

Thought, you know what?

I'm going to get into an

Airplane, strap on a parachute

And jump out.

You've got to be borderline

Crazy.

My uterus is in my throat.

Come on, come on.

Who's got a great sense of

Direction?

I'll do it.

You got to jump, baby.

Yeah!

Yeah!

Man, I wish that had been me?

Go on, get her done, baby.

Go on.

Who's got a great sense of

Direction?

You do.

You go.

I'll do the roadblock.

The nonparticipating team

Member will be sky diving.

Is that me or you?

You say you were doing the

Roadblock.

All right, so you got to

Jump.

When we learned that it would

Actually be me jumping out of

The plane, to say that my heart

Went into my gut is an

Understatement.

Oh, my god.

I'm literally about to throw up.

You can do it.

All you got to do is dive.

This is an awesome way to

Face your fears.

I'm freaking out.

I'm ready.

Ready to rock 'n' roll.

I'm nervous, but I'm ready to

Do it.

Let me show you how mark will

Look coming out of there.

Aahhh!

That's how he'll be going.

What the hell am I doing?

Danny can't drive stick, so I

Knew right off the bat, we're

Out of luck.

God help me.

Day before I left, my mother

Says to me, you sure you don't

Want to try to learn stick?

Mom is always right.

Got it going in first.

We're moving.

There it is right here.

Keep going.

Dude, they're right behind

Us.

I know, art, I know.

We're in a sprint.

You got to outrun these guys.

We are right on the tails of

The border patrol.

I hate them for a reason.

I'm running.

Outrunner.

Get the cloak right there.

Compete in a contest.

Teams must now make 120

Empanadas, the national dish of

Argentina

Following an ongoing

Demonstration, teams must make



Cheese.

What they'll need to figure out

Is that there are specific doe

Crimping patterns for each type.

When the champion approves of

All 120, teams can race to the

Pit stop.

The first team to arrive will

Win the express pass, and the

Last team to check in here will

Be eliminated.

We've got to watch them do

It.

One, I see.

Squeeze it like -- thumb

Over.

That's it.

We can do this.

This is empanada-making music

Right here.



My big fat fingers aren't

Doing the greatest job in the

World.

They're different.

You're doing the cheese ones.

There's two different kinds

Of empanadas.

They're totally different

Techniques.

There's like a twisting

Technique for the meat ones and

Then there's a pinching

Technique for the cheese ones.

You got it?

I got it down.

There's a clue right there.

Next clue.

The last time may be

Eliminated.

Let's do it.

Empanadas!

They're different.

I'll do cheese, you do meat.

Oh, my god!

Yeah, this is crazy!

Ahh!

It was just really cool

Having that floating feeling,

Going down seeing the view.

It was just an awesome

Experience that was priceless.

Yeah!

We did it!

Here we go.

We're still in it.

Come on.

Mine are pretty, pretty, pretty.

She's saying no on mine.

Dang it.

I got stuff coming out of

Mine.

No?

Come on, lady.

Oh no.

Mine's meat.

I got to twist mine.

I got to pinch mine.

Whoops.

Empanada contest!

We can make empanadas.

This is so frustrating.

What do you expect from a couple

Middle-aged men?

I know thousand barbecue steaks.

Baby, we're making empanadas

In argentina.

I want to eat so bad.

No joke.

I want to rub my face in this.

Oh, my god.

I can do this.

X marks the spot where dave's

Going to be.

And we're stalled.

Come on.

Why the hell did I turn out

Here?

If I don't see some kind of

Marker, this is going to be very

Difficult.

Looks like it's on the right

Side of this road.

Uh-oh.

Oh no!

Oh gosh.

Please, god, help me get out of

This.

sh**t.

Basically I pulled off the road

Where I thought it would be, and

The sand was a lot softer than I

Thought.

I honestly hope that somebody

Comes by.

To help.

Feeling a little sick now.

Oh, man.

Legs up.

Oh, god.

That was great.

Up, up, up.

That was not a dainty

Landing!

What's up, my brother!

I need help.

Drive yourself to --

Let's head that way.

Let's go, sir.

I'm behind you.

Oh!

Woohoo!

Oh, my god.

I'm 10,000 feet, I'm

Literally in the clouds.

And I was just terrified because

If the parachute doesn't open

Correctly, what is going to

Happen to me?

You know, what is going to

Happen to my family?

I was having a breakdown.

Oh, my god.

I can't do this.

Oh, my god.

Ascending into the sky, I was

Not going to do it.

I can't do this.

And I was thinking of my

Kids.

Like if I showed them that it's

Ok to run away from their fears,

Then they're going to be

Complacent and think it's ok

Just to duck and hide from

Everything life throws at them.

So I just had to do it for them.

Oh, my god.

I opened my eyes and I was

Like oh, my god.

I am flying.

It felt so good.

It was liberating.

But I'll never jump out of a

Plane again.

If mommy can do this, you can

Do anything.

I just got stuck and I'm in a

Big hurry.

I'm in the race of my life

Pretty much.

Trying to find my sister.

And I can't get my car out.

I'm very frustrated.

But these nice gentlemen are

Trying to help me out.

I'm just praying that they can

Get this unstuck.

I made a huge error.

Come on, go, go.

Yeah!

Thank you.

Stop, stop, stop.

Thank you so much.

Hey, dave, we're not last!

Yes!

Let's do some jaunting.

Let's go, baby!

Oh!

Oh, my god.

You got everything?

Make 120 empanadas.

Oh, my god.

Look at that.

All chef boy yardee like.

Dang it.

I know.

Did you see what she told you?

I did.

I get it.

Come on, you can do it.

Hi.

Good to see you.

Let's go.

We got to hustle.

Babe, yours are so good.

That's 59.

Come on, baby, we got this.

All right.

I'm done.

Are you done?

Can you help count mine real

Fast?

Kick it into full gear here

To get this done.

I think we're still behind,

But we'll see.

They still have to be judged.

We have to make 60 of each,

You said?

Count them carefully, baby,

Because we can't mess up.

You have 61.

We're done.

Where's she at?

I have got to get first place

In this leg of the race.

The express pass gives you a

Huge advantage above every other

Team.

No.

Where is she?

It's border patrol.

Mine need to be more twisted.

She was like the empanada n*zi.

All sealed.

Yea!

There we go.

Lost the express pass.

Search the grounds for phil.

Whoo!

Jump on that mat, guys.

Whoo!

Welcome.

Thank you so much.

Rachel and dave --

We've been waiting for this.

It's a good start.

You are team number one.

Congratulations.

That's got to feel good.

Feels amazing.

Express pass!

Exactly.

The express pass is a great

Piece of power in your pocket.

A little perverse, but we'll

Take it.

Congratulations.

Second team is coming in behind

You.

sh**t.

Congratulations, guys.

Brendan and rachel, you

Are team number two.

Congratulations.

Team number two!

Good job, baby.

Not too shabby.

Come on, please, please,

Please.

-- Bueno.

Art and j.j., You are team

Number three.

It's a nice effort.

Whoo!

Nary and jamie, you are

Team number four.

Yeah!

Whoo!

Vanessa and ralph, you are

Team number five.

Whoo!

Elliot and andrew, you are

Team number six.

Oh!

Thank god, dude.

Good enough.

This is it.

Roith here.

This looks like we're in

Seventh spot, pi brother.

Empanada contest.

Right here.

You watch that side.

You do that one, I do this one.

You know what you're doing,

Sir?

Just trying to mimic what I

See.

You make 60, I make 60,

Right?

Right here.

Make 120 empanadas.

Let's go.

We got to go through the

Front entrance.

Here's a clue.

Compete in an empanada

Contest.

This way.

Compete in an empanada

Contest.

We got to do it.

This is the first time I have

Ever made a pinata.

It ain't a pinata.

It's an emp -- well, call it

Whatever you want to.

I don't know.

Oh, this is terrible.

Make little pinches.

I'm horrible.

I eat out all the time.

I never cook.

Make 120 empanadas.

Do we need our bags?

No.

Right here.

That sucks.

You got to help me.

Come on, let's do this.

We got this.

I usually don't have time to

Do a lot of cooking.

He's a good microwaver.

Yes.

Five teams are here, only

Four of us are going to g on.

We make a japanese wonton all

The time.

We love wonton.

I do.

He's had a rough day today,

From steak to cooking.

I'm not getting it.

I'm trying, man.

How am I doing, good?

Yes?

No?

That lady was coming over

Saying no.

Come on, danny.

This is terrible.

Man.

I'm not getting it.

You're doing it right.

Just got to make it neater.

They're not going to count

Those.

Me and danny are coming from

Behind, but I'm not worried.

I'm confident in danny's skills.

Come on, stacy.

My style was a little bit

Quicker.

Stacy's took a little bit

Longer.

So when I finished with mine, I

Jumped on to the table and

Started helping her.

That's when we went to beast

Mode.

Coming down to the end.

Just keep cooking.

We're still in this, cherie.

I know we got to go fast.

Get them right the first

Time.

We are the comeback kids.



How you doing, all right?

Just concentrate.

Oh, my god, you got this.

My hands are freaking

Shaking.

You can do this.

Make the last one beautiful.

Let's go.

They just left.

And they have their bags.

We have to get our backpacks.

Wow, you're celebrating.

Kerri and stacy, you are team

Number seven.

Yeah!

Here she comes.

I know, I'm working on it.

Thank you.

They just left.

Where are you, phil?

That was honestly one of the

Worst feelings.

They're freaking clowns.

Whoo!

Jump on that mat.

David and cherie, you're team

Number eight.

Yes!

Oh, man.

Yes, sir!

You are team number nine.

Thank you.

Just make them flat like

This.

No, you go, go, go.

Judge?

Oh, man.

We got to push through.

Please, please, please.

Come on, finish.

We don't quit.

Are we good?

Let's go.

Let's go this way.

Get our backpacks.

Come on, come on.

They forgot their bags.

Come on.

Come on, quicker.

This way.

Two more.

Oh, my gosh.

Is he here?

Where is he?

He's here somewhere.

Is he over here anywhere?

Where is hell is he?

Let's just go around by the

Cars.

We've got to run.

Where did they go?

Where is he?

Where is he?

Judge?

Judge?

Please, please, please.

Come on, joey!

I think he's over there.

Ow!

Sorry.

Come on, joey!

Joey fitness and danny --

Oh, my god.

You are team number 10.

Oh, my gosh!

You know how close that

Was?

We come from behind.

That's our motto now, I guess.

We don't give up.

There he is, maiya.

I see him.

They were right here this

Whole time.

Misa and maiya, I'm sorry

To tell you that you are the

Last team to arrive and you have

Been eliminated from the race.

You were standing right there.

We didn't see you at all.

We were looking for you,

Phil.

We wanted to find you.

We've never had that

Happen before where a team has

Been that close to the mat where

Another team managed to overtake

Them like that.

I can't believe we made this

Mistake.

I just can't believe it.

It's just really, really

Frustrating.

It's like when you're really

Focused and you want it that

Bad, it's literally tunnel

Vision.

I couldn't see anything besides

A few feet in front of me.

You're scanning and you just --

We had so much fight in us.

It's just so surreal that we

Made such a huge mistake that

Cost us $1 million basically.

I think she needs a hug.

I know.

You tried really, really hard.

It's just beyond

Disappointing that we're going

To go out like this.

We've proven that we had a

Lot of heart.

But it's just the hardest thing

Knowing that sometimes that's

Not enough.

Stay tuned for an

Exclusive look at the upcoming

Season.

This season on "the

Amazing race" -- exotic

Destinations.

Oh, my gosh!

This is insane.

Frustrating challenges.

Mark, come on, man!

Ow, ow!

Dang it!

And expl*sive

Confrontations.

All you've been doing is

Talking crap about me this whole

Entire race.

You're driving me insane.

Silence is golden.

Then why don't you shut the

Up.

Which team has what it

Takes?

To win "the amazing race."

"The amazing race" is

Supposed to be fun and good.
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