20x02 - You Know I'm Not Smart as You

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Previously on "the amazing

Race" -- 11 teams began a race

Around the world.

Whoo, we're going to

Argentina!

Oh, my god!

Teams brave their fears

And fall out of the sky.

Oh, my god!

Whoo!

Whoo!

Oh, thank god.

My uterus is in my throat.

In a showdown for first

Place in the valuable express

Pass, rachel and dave came out

On top.

Exactly.

Misa and maiya had joey and

Danny beat.

But didn't get to the pit stop.

You are the last team to

Arrive and you have been

Eliminated from the race.



Who will be eliminated next?

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Delta is a mountainous

Desert region of argentina that

Provides the perfect climate for

Grown grapes and is home to the

World's biggest vineyards.

This winery is the start of the

Second leg in a race around the

World.

Rachel and dave won the last leg

Of the race and will depart

First at 2:46 a.m.

Teams must now drive themselves

To the cafayate town square and

Wait for the mounted postman who

Will deliver their next clue.

Coming in the first leg

Definitely gives us targets on

Our backs but gives us the

Security of the town pass.

You know where the town

Square is, babe.

We wait for the cheskay.

Use your span lish, baby.

I don't know what that is.

Make your way to the town

Square.

This game is super dupre

Different than "big brother."

You're constantly on the go and

You have to be an amazing

Competitor.

I have to say I think "the

Amazing race" is tougher.

Chasqui.

It's the border patrol.

He will never make a

Decision.

Watch.

He'll wait for us to go and then

He'll follow us.

He's a ucla student, what do you

Expect?

Looks like the town square.

Right there.

There's the market.

Times square?

This would be a considerable

Delay so any lead that we did

Have will be lost most likely.

Make your way to the town

Square.

Our sfratji is still going

Strong.

We're still kindergarten

Teachers.

What are do you guys do?

We're teachers.

Most people would never guess

That we're federal agents.

We're going to try to u-turn

Them.

What the hell is that?

I don't know.

We'll find out.

Holy cow.

Make your way to the town

Square.

You've got to go to town

Square.

Make your way to the cafayate

Town square.

Let's go, chica.

Look.

Look.

Look.

Town square.

Sweet.

We all caught up to one another.

Are you chaskqui.

Make your way to the town

Square.

$44 Check.

I believe the other teams

Underestimates how we are.

But I've had l.p. Hodgkin's two

Times.

I've been cancer-free since



Whoo-hoo.

Happy dance.

If we can beat cancer twice,

I'm pretty sure we can win the

Race.

We're in no hurry but we'll

Shock the world.

Where do we go.

C-h-a-q-u-i.

I don't know how we pronounce

That.

We speak country.

No other kind of language.

Make your way to the cafayete

Town square.

We've got this.

So we all meet again.

One big happy family.

New york in the house.

We're still live, baby.

All right.

Man.

Trying out the next one.

Yeah.

The sun's up, we're ready to

Go.

We're waiting for the chasqui.

Listen for those hooves.

There he is.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Thank you, sir.

Thank you.

In order to survive in the

High desert climate of sulta

Locals make the most of their

Natural resources around them.

And now teams will get to use

Two of those natural resources

By using boil by water or light

By fire.

Boil my wear will provide

Them with a means of cooking.

Once there, they will take a

Kitchen from a pickup truck and

Assemble it using only the

Picture on the side of the box.

Then they must place a tea

Kettle on the dish.

Once their kettle comes to a

Boil and whistleles, the solar

Panel expert will hand them

Their next clue.

Light my fire requires teams to

Gather firewood and clay by the

River bank loaded on to a donkey

And transported to this local

Pottery workshop.

Once they finish this leg, they

Will receive their next clue.

Boil my water.

Go, go, go.

This is insane.

I've got it.

Are you kidding me?

Big brother kept yanking the

Clues.

That kind of ticked me off.

Boil my wear or light my

Fire.

Light my fire.

Let's go.

Boil my water.

Looks like a beautiful day

For boil my water.

It's going take forever and

The sun's not even up yet.

That's the stop right there.

Is this it?

Yeah, grab the first one.

People are stopped up here.

This is the kitchen thing?

Do you want to do it?

That's the solar.

Is that a lama?

We've got to grab one of

These.

We've got to grab one of these.

This is the least labor

Intensive one.

We have to take it up there.

There, babe.

Here.

Look at that keep going.

We've got a team behind us.

Stay.

Oh, yeah, it's going to be a

Little heavy.

Hop, two, three, four.

Clowns are here.

The clowns are here.

They're entertaining us.

I don't know that I can do

This.

There's no sample?

No sample.

See, that's a solar panel

Truck.

Art and j.j. Just came by.

Let's worry about -- yeah,

I'm doing my thing.

We're building a solar

Kitchen.

It's based off of a picture.

So we had to put those together.

I've never made anything like

This.

We're pampered.

We use the stove.

We're in this village and

It's kind of buried in the

Mountains and hopefully this

Will help time-out village and

Bring out some power that they

Wouldn't necessarily have to pay

For.

Here, it is.

Yeah, this is it.

Go down over there.

That's the solar panel.

Are they going there?

I want to know where art and

J.j. Are.

We've got to go there.

We're a little bit behind but

We'll catch them.

We're following kentucky.

We're going to have to put

The noose around the neck if we

Have to.

Growing up, stacy was always

The one setting up the v.c.r.

Now we've got to beat the

Mississippi girls.

Let's get going.

Come on, baby.

Let's do this.

Let's do this.

Calm down.

I am calm.

Move on to something else.

Normally when it comes to

Instructions I like to operate

On my own.

The right way is my way.

David's always o.c.d.

What's wrong with it?

Give me a chance to figure it

Out.

Rache.

How are we going to put it

On?

I think we've got a few

Screws loose.

Being clowns, we use laughter

To the approach to everything.

There's nothing in the clue

That says no peeking.

Are if another team firns before

Us, we'll run over and take a

Look at their stuff.

We're back, baby!

We're back.

All right.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Yes.

We've got one apiece.

I think everybody did that.

Did the solar panels, art.

By the little chickens.

You all right?

Yeah, I'm fine.

I'm going to put on the

Jetter.

Loosey goosey.

I don't want to make a mistake

On this.

This mistake could be huge.

There's the kentucky boys.

Another team just pulled up.

They ain't going to help us,

Dude.

Let's make a decision.

We're lost.

They're lost.

They're looking for clues.

We passed the solar panels.

We've got to be out here

Somewhere.

I see it.

I see it.

The rods hold the thing.

My little boy loves legos.

Flip that bad boy over.

There's a spot for every piece.

You're surprising me.

I can't believe you're

Talking about my skills.

I'm saying you're good.

Country boys can survive, my

Brother.

I'm sorry I'm not good at

This.

It's ok.

Sorry, I'm just a girl.

Baby, you're doing fine.

You're not just a girl.

Ask this lady.

It's back there.

Are you kidding me?

No,

We've got eight kilometers to

Go.

If we can't find it we'll

Find a solar panel because we're

Just wasting time.

Man, you go from high to low.

We're 20 minutes down.

Don't worry about it.

But you keep fix sating on it.

Let it go.

It's done!

Oh, god, almighty.

Come on, art.

We are just dying.

Oh, man.

Come on, now.

Golly, can this get any worse?

Whoa is right.

We have to put the pot on.

Or do we have to wait until he

Proves it?

Is it worth being crabby

Pants about it?

God, this is not giving at

All.

It don't reach.

It don't fit.

Oh, snikeys.

This has to connect to

Something.

Oh, son of a monkey's uncle.

Oh, this is hotter than

Shenanigans.

Here it is, art.

Come on, art!

We can make up time here.

Ok.

That looks like the guy.

One loop.

Do you feel good with the

Tying.

One loop.

We need a good donkey.

We've got to get the wood.

The wood's all around here, art.

We can make up time here.

All right.

They have theirs together.

Right there, baby.

Just right.

I'm impressed.

You have run through this.

Number one, baby.

Now you see what kind of

Paint ship we put together.

That's my buddy right there.

You guys are like speedy

Gonzalez.

All we have to do is make her

Whistle.

Go ahead.

Screw those in quick.

Damn, I just cut myself bad.

Blood and tears, man.

I'm from new york.

Blood don't matter.

Boy, they've got their dome

Together

All that ikea furniture I put

Together is coming in good use.

We ran over to the sexy se

Nor ritas.

This goes on the poll like

This.

You see how you use this to

Tighten.

This goes in the poll.

That was really nice of us.

We helped them, actually.

I'll get these bundle tight.

Get the clay.

I can't believe we fell this

Far behind.

We're so much smarter than that.

We're so much smarter.

Bring the water to a boil.

Until it whistles 679

-- Until it whistles.

I say we go peek.

That is beautiful.

That is a gorgeous thing of

Machinery.

There are's a picture on the

Side.

You know, there's a picture

On the box.

I'm like, really?

Thank you.

Look at the box.

Thank you so much.

The things you miss when you're

Hyped up on adrenaline.

Thank you, guys.

I appreciate it.

Have some good tea.

The clowns are crazy.

Come on.

We're going to make up time

Here.

Everyone else is trying to boil

Water and it's not even 8:00

That sun is not even going, man.

Talk to us oh, toothless one.

Talk to us.

One, two, three.

Pour me some water.

We're tenacious.

We're going to catch up.

We're not going to get out of

This race.

I'm going to move it into

Position.

Good job.

We just have to make it whistle.

We're caught.

Dude, relax.

Don't look at it.

Because a watched pot never

Boils.

Exactly.

What?

Now we just wait.

Burn, baby, burn.

Hold on.

Hold on.

Hold on.

Talk to us.

Let's say we caught someone with

Dope across the border,

Eventually we have them like

This all handcuffed and ready to

Put in jail.

That's going to be put for

The solar panel.

This is the amazing exercise.

Will you boil!

Sit boiling yet?

Holy crap.

Come on.

Whistle to me, baby.

Whistle.

It's whistling?

Yeah!

All right.

Thank you.

Great info.

Teams must now take an



Airs.

Once there they'll find their

Next clue.

Good job, guys.

Kentucky just got the clue.

We basically open the box up

And we put it together.

We aced that baby.

A man, we're just good

Together.

Michael, we could be in first

Place, man.

That's art and j.j.

They're still doing their

Stuff.

I know they are.

I told you boiling water is a

Pain in the ass in the solar

Oven.

We're going to be done at the

Same time.

It was painful watching the

As we were sitting them waiting

For our water to boil.

All right.

They look like they're

Exhausting and they're sweating

Their asses off and their burro.

They started the fire.

Go to the city of buenos

Aires.

We'll see you guys soon.

That's freaking awesome!

You're going to be in the

Furnace like 40 minutes!

Holy cow, that is

Unbelieveable, art.

Excellent!

Go by bus to the city of beau

We nose -- buenos aires.

I'm not rubbing it in or

Anything.

Git'r done.

Honk.

You want me to?

Yeah.

The cop, the border patrol.

That's who we love to go by.

That that was big brother.

It's all right.

Yes!

Whoo!

Travel by bus to the city of

Buenos aires.

The clowns just left and the

Teachers are just here.

Good luck, jobs.

It feels really good not to

Be in complete last place,

Honestly.

Good job, guys.

Yeah.

I'm a copping.

So we wait.

-- I'm a coming.

So we wait.

Travel to the city of buenos

Aires.

Got to go.

I kind of feel bad right now.

Girls might be a little

Pissed.

Honestly we are competition

Right now, we've just got to go.

It's whistling!

It's whistle!

Travel to the city of buenos

Aires.

It's only the second leg in a

Dog eat dog.

Nobody's about to help us.

Boil.

I think we stood there for at

Least 45 minutes for that water

To boil and it was t*rture.

Please boil.

Travel by bus to the city of

Buenos aires.

So we're going to go to the

City of salta.

It's an adventure just

Getting there.

Here it is.

Yes, baby.

That's the bus.

Two tickets.

We need to go on the bus to

Buenos aires.

Brendan.

We need to get on the bus to

Go to buenos aires.

It's an 18-hour bus ride.

Hey, I don't know where I'm

Going, but I'm a going.

That's the bus station.

Yeah!

We can do it.

There is a lot of cars here.

Look, there it is.

The terminal.

We need buenos aires.

Hey, guys.

Quit clowning around.

Let's go.

We're in the right place.

Aren't we going pass the

Parking lot?

Yeah, who's this.

The mississippi girls are

Behind us for sure.

That's good.

And so are the teachers.

Wow, we're really late.

Oh, it's right here for

Buenos aires.

The ladies.

I mean, this race is so

Crazy, you never know what's

Going to happen.

Travel, weather.

We're just going to hope

Their bus breaks down.

Who knows.

Who knows?

We are stopped, dead in our

Tracks because we heard a big

Bang and then we looked back and

The window had shattered.

The whole thing blew in.

Glass everywhere.

Luckily no one was hurt.

They're looking at it.

I don't know what they're going

To do hopefully we just keep

Going.

I don't care.

They're playing with duct

Tape.

There could be teams passing

Us.

Every bus that flies by could

Potentially have other team

Members in them.

That might be them.

It better not be them.

That's a buenos aires bus.

Hopefully it was not them.

Blowing by us.

Awful.

Just awful.

We're on our way to buenos

Aires.

Something hit the side of the

Bus and crack the windows, but

We're back on the road.

There are four teams on the bus

Right now.

Our luck this happens to us.

This may allow them to catch

Up.

Slow and steady, come on.

Taxi's over there, guys.

Right there, baby.

Yeah, rapid-o.

Let's go.

You sure it's this right here?

No problem.

We're pretty sure that we're

The last two teams arriving in

Buenos aires.

We just need to kick some ass.

The only thing we need to do

Today.

I see it.

Right here.

Stop, stop, stop, brother.

Get it, baby.

Go, go go,.

Where's the beef?

The cattle market is the

Largest in the world where

Auction nears sell up to 1,300

Cattlele a day.

When this auction near yells out

The total weight in one of these

Corals, teams must calculate the

Average weight per head while

The auction is going on and

Before the auction near moving

On to the next coral.

If they can come up with the

Right number and time, they'll

Receive their next clue.

You do it.

Let's get out of the way

Before other teams notice.

I can't use the calculater.

You're great with numbers.

I hear the bell.

Whoo!

It stinks!

Up here.

You here, baby.

You're going to do great, baby.

Average weight.

Coral 58.

Your weight is 5,980.

I figured out that I had to

Take the average of the number

Of bulls in there.

He's yelling out numbers.

Really random numbers.

Let's go, baby!

Let's go!

Let's go!

All right.

Let's go!

Big brother.

We're not going follow those two

Nimrods.

There's a clue.

The horse.

Right there!

Where's the beef?

Me.

I'll do it.

Roadblock.

I'll do it.

You may not use your

Calculator.

Oh, no.

I don't know anything about

Cows.

I don't know, baby, but

You've got to do your best.

Oh, my god.

There's a lot of chaos.

I could just smell a kind of

Poo.

It smells so gross.

Caltle is right there.

Over here.

Over here.

How are you doing, baby?

Did you get it, baby?

I have to go to a gaucho.

No?

Oh, damn.

Let's go, rachel!

It was chaotic because there was

People all along the rails and

Trying to figure out what to do.



You had to figure out under

That stress of that auction.

So you've got give it to the

Gaucho in time for them to -- in

Time before you have to start

Over.

We decided to work together.

I got 22.

I'm just kind of running

Around with my chicken with my

Head cut off and I see rachel

And jmple j. Working together.



Don't say anything.

Let's go, marcus!

I work in cattle yards.

Check maters on scale.

He works with numbers.

He picked this challenge.

Because I'm glad he did because

He's good at figuring.

Come on, rache!

I don't even know what I'm

Doing.

Are there's like a million cows

Everywhere.

I don't know anything about cows

Except that they taste good in

Steak.

Let's go, baby!

That's how my country boy does

It.

How am I going to do this?

I ain't messing with these

Cattle.

Gaucho?

Gaucho.

No.

Go, go, go go,.

Right here!

Right here!

Right here!

Come on.

Come on.

Just get in.

Get in.

Go, go go, go!

Beat them.

Beat them.

There still may be a bus that

Hasn't arrived.

So that's what we're going to

Hope and pray for.

We've had a set back because

Of the window breaking up and

Then having to stop and fix it.

We've been delayed about two

Hours.

So we're probably in last place.

This screwed us.





Where's the gaucho, rachel?

They're 500 kilos each?

No.

Come on, rache!

Let's focus.



Yes.

Yes.

I'll wait for you.

Good job.

Good job.

They just got the clues right

Now.

Teamwork!

That's right!

Take your time.

Take your time.

You're good.

You're good.

Make your way to the next pit

Stop.

Teams must now make their

Way by taxi to the famous

Gomero, a 200-year-old tree

Standing in the center of the

Recoleta neighborhood.

The last team to check in here

May be eliminated.

Go, arthur!

Let's go, come on.

Did they help each other out.

Yeah, yeah.

That's fine.

Take your time, mark.

You can figure this out.

She's getting really

Frustrated.

I can't talk.

I'm really bad.

Rache can do it.

Brandon hates my guts right now.

Right now, we just need our

Teammates not to stress.

Follow -- that was great

Teamwork.

We helped our team.

Rachel from "big brother" was

Looking at us saying what do we

Do?

I'll help rachel because we

Reciprocate.

The big brother, they're

Tag-alongs.

Sorry sucker, we're out of here.

I don't feel about that one bit.

I'm really bad.

Check one more.

Keep it cool.

Work with mark.

Come on, mark.

You and rachel work together.

Rachel, we need to work

Together.

I'm not good at math!

Don't stress!

We've got it, lady.

We need a clue, don't we.

The horse!

The horse right up here!

Where's the beef?

I'm going to do it.

Put it away.

I just don't want them to see

It.

I see it.

Up there.

I'll do it.

All right.

Go.

We're working together right

Now.



So would be 466.

Are thank you.

Mark.

Man, I'm missing that last

Decimal.

Dang, I'm sorry.

God, I'm sorry.

I forgot to round the last

Number!

Thank you!

Whoo!

Oh, my god, we got the clue.

Make your way to the next pit

Stop.

My bad.

Put the bag on.

We need a taxi?

Taxi!

Taxi!

Don't get frazzled.

Your know I'm not smart as you!

I can't believe I wasn't

Rounding the number off.

We could have got first place.

Please don't blame me.

I'm sorry.

You promised you wouldn't.

Baby, stop.

Stop.

Don't cry, please.

I'm sorry, I'm not blaming you.

I'm sorry.

Stop.

You're doing good.

Ok?

Rachel?

I can't do things under

Pressure.

Stop, you're fine.

Focus.

I'm trying.

Ok.

Get back in the game.

Ok?

You have a booger in your

Nose.

I love you very much and I'm

Sorry, I know I act like a jerk.

I don't mean to.

I just get really competitive.

I want to just push, push, push.

I'm sorry.

Ok?

Whoo!

Now, we're racing to the pit

Stop.

And again, it's us and them.

It's there.

There it is.

Go that way.

Come on, buddy.

Come on, baby!

I see phil!

Come on, baby!

Whoo!

Are phil!

-- Phil!

Rachel and dave, you are

Team number one again!

And I have some great fuzz for

You as the winner of this leg of

The race, you have won a tw trip

For two from travelocity to the

Beautiful beaches of the island

Of grenadea.

You'll spend seven nights at

The mount cinnamon resort where

You'll visit the spice

Plantation, enjoy a kayak

Fishing tour and go fishing on

The baltazar river.

I definitely think there is a

Target on our back after coming

In first.

Fortunately we have an express

Pass.

It's very much of a safety net

At this point.

Art and j.j., You're team

Number two.

Come on, man!

Look at you you look like you

Just lost the race.

We're just so competitive.

The way we look at it right

Now, is we're probably in last

Place.

We don't know if they're

Ahead of of us or behind us.

It puts us in competition

With everyone on this bus.

Oh, my god.





Oh, my god.

Come on, stays.

You've got this.

This is nerve wrecking.

Stacy is a math whiz but if

There is a lot of distraction

And all of these guys are

Yelling out numbers and these

Huge cows and the smell.

Yeah, we're country girls but we

Don't get this close toe cows.

Bopper and mark, you are

Team number three.

Yeah!

Come on, bro.

God.

Come on.

Come on, baby, let's do this.

Taxi?

We're a little bit behind so

We're a little bit frantic.

Fast.

Follow them.

We'll soo what surprises are in

-- We'll see what surprises are

In store for us today.

Whoo.

Come on, babe.

Brandon and rachel, you

Are team number four.

Whoo!

Today, brandon and I got into

It a little bit.

I think we need to improve on

Talking things out.

Something bad happens, you

Move on.







It's been years and years

Since people have done math

Problems but I have an



Help him with his homework.

Please be right.



Yeah!

Kerri!

Go, kerri, fast!

Come on.

She got it?

Please, come on.

Yes!

Yes!

, Come on, girl!

Make your way to next pit

Stop.

Come on, come on.

Come on.

Wait, wait.

Right here.

Right here.

Where's the beef?

You want to do it?

Sure.

Ay, yay, ya.

I think it's my turn.

It's my turn.

Where's the beef?

I'll do it.

They've got a lot of

Commotion going on, a lot of

Yelling.

I've never even seen these

Animals before really.

In new york, we just see them

Between two patties.

My brother has the better

Math skills than I do.

He went through my schooling

Than I did but I'm not sure

About this.

He's horrible about math.

She's freaking got awful at

Math.

She's an english major.

The math is ridiculously

Hard.

Come on, girl.

Kerri and stacy.

You were on the last bus,

However the teams that were on

The second bus had a mechanical

Problem.

However you are team number

Five!

Yeah!

O awesome awesome

Are we awesome

Yeah oo

You know you were on the

Last bus but the first bus broke

Down.

Consequently you are team number

Six.

Come on.

I haven't divided since I was

Like 15.

I've seen the other teams

Going up and down giving guesses

And my husband's sitting there

Concentrating on math.

I mean, I'm used to tuning

Out men.

I'm in my own world.

I can handle that.

Perfect.

I've got your back, babe.

Let's go.

Yeah, babe!

Thank you!

Whoa!

Er I don't suck at math!

I don't suck at math!

Please give him a clue.

Please give him a clue.

Come on, angel.

Dude, vanessa got it quick,

Huh?

You did great.

But I got it right.

And there's three teams

Behind us now.

Joey, take your time.

Come on, drew!

Come on, drew.

Count the cattle, drew.

Help my husband, please.

Yo, work together.

I've got 28.

He's trying so hard.

I hate seeing him struggle.

I got it.

I got it.

Don't show him.

Help me!

Brain of mine.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Yeah!

Yeah!

All right.

All right.

Ay, yay, yay.

Go drew.

What did they write?

We're not making any friends

Here today.

Whoo!

Yeah, let's go.

Start her up.

Go, go, go, go.

Comeback boys.

What did we say?

No?

What am I doing wrong.

I love you.

Love you.

It's not over till it's over.

We can't give up.

And I hope he's not going to

Give up.

Come on, you can do this.

Whoo!

Vanessa and ralph, any

Idea where you are?

Seven.

Five.

Seven.

Whoo.

I'm getting this wrong.

It's the worst thing we could

Have picked for him, it's math.

I shouldn't be laughing.

I'm laughing and crying.

He means well.

Come on.

Joey fitness and danny,

Your -- you're team number

Eight.

You're still in it.

You're excited, huh?

The legend of argentina.

Elliott and andrew, you're

Team number nine.

Cutting it fine.

I feel so bad for him.

I know he's struggling.

I know he feels bad.

There's nothing I could do.

I wish I could help him.

He's going to feel real bad

If we're eliminated.

Please, please, please say yes.

Thank you very much.

Let's go!

Let's do this.

Make your way to the next pit

Stop.

You didn't quit.

Nope.

The show must gone, right?

The show must go on, exactly.

You didn't quit on me.

You don't quit on the game.

I told you, I'm committed.

You can only hope it's not

Elimination.

Only hope.

Over there.

Come on.

Let's go.

David and cherie, you are

The last team to arrive.

Unfortunately, you have both

Been eliminated from the race.

Any regrets?

No, not at all.

It will well me up to say this,

But so many things in my life

Had to come together to be at

This moment in my time.

I'm just thankful, so thankful.

We're very lucky.

We're lucky to have each other

And lucky to be here on "the

Amazing race."

Even though this was a short

Journey, I was proud of dave.

He didn't give up.

Cherie and I have been

Through a lot worse in our close

To 20 years of marriage.

And at the owned of the day we

Still have each other so we

Really haven't lost.

So sweet.

I'm very, very lucky.

We're the luckiest couple on

Earth.

So.

Let's go off into the sunset,

Come on, honey.

Stay tuned for scenes from

Our next episode.

Next week on "the amazing

Race" -- elliott and andrew get

Strung out.

While teams take on a mountain

Of melons and each other.

Rachel get over here!

What do you want me to do,

Dave?

Her smile is painted on just

Like her overdone makeup.