11x10 - We Are Trying to Make Love, Not w*r

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Previously on "the amazing race"

? Friday ace krakow,

Poland to kuala lumpur.

Uchenna and joyce took a gamble
flight connection.

That didn't pay off.

All right.it's done.

Mirna chose to not use their yield.

We want to win this race
playing it clean.

But dustin and kandice had other thoughts.

Those dirty, dirty hookers.

Oswald and danny hit there boiling point.

You can't piss somebody off like that.

I don't want to do it.

Later their subsided with good humor.

I asked the lady to get me a lemonade.

While I was worried waiting,
you were having a lemonade?

Andustin the ice were first team
to arrive.

You team ,no 1.

And uchenna and joyce couldn't catch up.

You have been eliminated from the race.

Now four teams remain.

Who'll be eliminated next?

This is kuala lumpur,
the capitol of malaysia.

Once a small settlement founded
by chinese?

It is now the transportation center
of the entire malaysian peninsula.

High above city's lake gardens district,
?

This mansion also known as
the house on the hill

Was the ninth pit stop
in race around the world.

Dustin kandice's decision to yield
eric and danielle come back to haunt them?

Dustin and kandice who were
the first to arrive at 12:38 p.m.

Will depart at 12:28 a.m.

Fly to the city of hong kong.

Teams must travel more than 5,000 miles
to the city of hong kong.

When they land,they will travel



To the sun wah kiu laundry
they will get their next clue.

We are not expecting to
be their best friends.

Those dirty, dirty hookers,

You'll take us to the airport?

The yield part of the game.

You take the good with the bad
sometimes in this race.

Fly to the city of hong kong.

All right.

Let's do some research.

Charla and I coined a new phrase.

It's called yield karma.

There is really no reason
to resort to dirty play

Like beauty queen?

Otherwise she made some bad karma back.

We are looking for a?

Where is the closest hotel?

His muscle here is one to we try use the most.

$88 For this leg of the race.

We deffinitely not happy with
the blonde girl for yielding us.

Going to the airport?

So we have to pay them back with
anything we will.

Hong kong, dude.

We have this 88$ for leg of the race.

A the previously leg we had a lot of money
however

Mr. Money bags forgets
he is running the race on a budget.

We are in bad shape financially.

Is this the airport information line?

I need a best flight this morning
to hong kong.



Fully is booked.

Have to the airport go on a stand by?

The best flight hrer would be air china,

Hilton hotel.

Can we use your phone?

China air has a flight at 8:00

There is malaysian air leaving
at 9:15 am

There are all completely booked

So there is no way to
put on names on a wait list?

We need to go to the airport.

Thank you.

Doesn't look like any of the counters open.

Are there any places to buy tickets
right now?

All closed.

Can you look up flights?

Where are going?

Hong kong.

China flight airlines.

What is the next flight?

Malish airline leaves 9:15a.m.
Arriving at12:55 p.m.

Thank you.

Do you have internet access?

Level 3 ,downstairs.

It is open now?
Yeah.

Focus on what you doing.

Bet is the best now.

Beauty queens.

Yeah, they suck.

Good morning.

We are trying to fly china airlines.

What about malaysia?

Ok.

Beauty queens are here.

We are going to walk around.

We can get out of here by 8:00.

Whrer is the chinese airlines?

Malaysia airlines, open.

A ,you have flight at 9:15 in the morning

Can you help us get on
the wait list for that?

Thank you so much.

You are amazing.

Dude, you are my hero

My hero.

They are open.

It is opening.

We fly to hong kong
and need your first available flight this morning

We would like to on the waiting list
if we could.

Thank you.

Thanks.

Where is the china airlines counter?

Go by the counter.

It is china airlines right here

We need two tickets

Danielle s and eric. Desk opens at 5:00.

Welcome.

We are waiting to on the 8:00 flight
to hong kong.

Upstairs.

Close that door.
Close that door.

You need to be calm.

Can I do the talking?

Only if respect the order

Some people do not need to go to hong kong

We need.

There are so not so nice people
with us.

Officials the list.

You are going to follow the order
for the list.

Ok.

Can we put our name on stand by?

Are we first on the waiting list?

What are the names?

Can you bump us in front of them?

You can't.

We follow you.

If we can't get on china air

We will see we can get on malaysian air.


Can you scratch your name?
Yes.

Give you our code for the other one

We were before them.

Before them.

We have been here for
an hour and a half.

I hope they are not changing the names.

I don't think desmond would
fall for that.

Even if one team could got on
it is a big deal.

Look what she is doing
she is convincing him.

It is going to be a problem.

Look, take your padded braand

Take it elsewhere.

Is it right that they are first on the list
when we waited longer?

Go quickly.

You may think
we're not stand on line

But we actually had been
sitting down stairs.

Don't think we bamboozled

You space your line.

I guess just two different lines.

It is all
it is all like a big waste .

A big waste of time.

Eric, we have been screwed
over one too many times

By the bubbly girls.

100% With it.

So, whatever it takes,
no more bubbly, gigly phonyness.

It will be a fun final three.

Let's go.

This is wracking.

Are you sure?

We gave charla and mirna our stand by

Code for malaysia airline

Because they had shared information
with us.

It goes back to the whole issue of karma.

Go stand in a pud and he will
drop your hair dryer and k*ll ourselves.

Let's go get some money exchanged.

Come on,

Let's get to the 9:15 flight.

Yeah.

Let's do it.

Come on , let's beat them.

We were the first
on thestand by for this flight.

No you are not.

Before you enter that check the list.

Step aside.

Step to the end of the line.

Don't be intimidated by her.

We are on the stand by list.

She wins the pushy award of the year.

Our friends came at 4:00 a.m.

We were at the airport first.

No touching me.

I don't want to touch you.

Good luck queens.
Good luck

Let it go.

Are we first on your list?

Wait a minute.

We need to on this flight.

It is very important.
It is very important.

We have to get on this flight.



Are we first on your list?

We were first line.

We were here before they were here.

We are in the priority.

Who is first on the stand by?

Help us, please.

Thank you

Can you get us on this flight?

We need to get it.

Look at her ,
she in still doing her little act.

Thank you so much.

We have a little polish money
can you exchange polish for now?

That sucks.

Thank you.

What is the order on the list?

Us,for sure.

Bo,they are going to get on.

You guys should be next.

I know, we going to see.

Can you tell us are we think
our names before some people.

This is ridiculous.

It is not possible?

It is no more seats.

Sorry.

Thank you very much for your help.

On the way to hong kong.

We need to get to hong kong

The first available flight out

Whatever you have available.

Available.

We will take that one.

We are absolutely dead last.

We are heading to hong kong.

The taxi is right there.

Let's go there.

We have to find the dry cleaners.

Wow, nice bridge.

We are here.

We will pay you now.

I am dead serious,
I don't have have anymore.

This ids all I have

I am begging now, please.

Hello

Fast forward, we are doing it now

This is the second only two fast forwards
hidden on the entire race.

This fast forward is found
at hong kong's old international airport.

The first team that finds it
and complete it

Can skip old tasks
and go directly to the pit stop.

Teams must travel 5 miles
to this film stunt.

When they arrive onset they
bo get a is car with professional stunt driver

And participate in
an action-packed stt car sequence.

When their car skid to a halt,

They will receive their next clue.

It will be fun.

Do you want to use your wheels?

I think I should.

Come on

Go fast.

Very quickly.

We are doing a movie stunt
at an airport.

So I am a little scared.

There it is
that is it

Good to see you.

I am not telling you
you are stunt is until in there.

I don't know why I get myself
into these situations.

This is 38, we need 49.

Charla, come on.

Oh, right here the dryere cleaners.

Hello.

Thank you.

Fast forward, I think

The boys would have taken that stunt.

It is a detour.

In this detour. Teems has to choose
between two things visitors

Commonly associate with hong kong,

The choice, kung fu fighting
or lost in translation.

In kung fu fighting
teams travel 5 miles to tonkin street 5

And find this building.

They must climb up an 11-story
bamboo sky?

While avoiding ungoing back
between the kung fu expert

A reach and the top
and retrieve their next clue.

In lost in translation
teams made their way 4 miles

To come through the city find this road.

They must search among hundreds
simmilar looking chinese signs

For the specific sign shown
in this photo.

When they match the photo
with the correct store sign

The photo will head them their next clue.

Thank you.

Do you have something for us?

Thank you.

Ok, my friends can you take us to here?

Detour.

Let's do kung fu fighting.

We can only do it once in our life.

Can you take us?

Ok.

Glasses is off.

Oh,my lord.

This is going to be so much fun.

My god.

Let's put in the car now.

This is going to be amazing.

I trust you.

You have to do good job there.

My mother wants me back.

This is the pair of that pants I brought.

I came to win.

Kung fu fighting?

It is going to be tough for you

I can climb up ladders.

I don't know what it is exactly.

I don't think they will probably
choose kung fu

Because of charla being unable to
reach the rungs ladder.

Ok,let's go to the lost in translation

God, that was great.

You are the man!

Thank you!

Pretty good?
It was good

I am going to ?the clue.

Congratulations

Yourselves to the next pit stop,
the hong kong jockey club.

Oswald and danny can now skip all tests

Drive themselves directly to
the next pit stop,

The hong kong jockey club.

Bring the gnome with you
to the pit stop.

That was amazing.

Thank you for being such a good sport.

I told you our coming to this thing
to win it.

Lost in translation.

Do you think it will be hard?

We have to find this sign.

That might be difficult.

Maybe kung fu fighting
like you are monkey climbing bamboo.

You need to make this decision.

We are going to the climbing thing.

I am sorry we are changing.

We go 5 tonkin street.

Look at that, cool!

Check it out.

They are seriously kung fu fighting

Ready to fight kung fu fighting warriors.

Are trying to indimidate us.

This is tall.

I hope I don't get scared.

You won't.

Do it

Kung fu, here we come

You guys aren't ready for us

Wow it is shaking.

That is a little scary right there.

5 Tonkin street.

How about if we ask.
5 Tonkin street. Where is five?



Are you coming?

Good girl.

They are starting to kung fu fighting
on me

Thank you your for help.

Quickly,have to drive

Go.

I am a little scared.

Thank you.

Good girl.

Nice job.

Kung fu,let's do it

We have to marked the path.

We did it

Take star from hong kong island

Teams must now take the star ferry
across the hong kong island

They travel by taxi
four miles to this abandoned building,

Old police headquarters.

It is here where team will
find their next clue.

Taxi.

You know star ferry?

Let's go.

Hurry.

Come on.

We majorto play catch-up.



You wait for us here.

Come on, let's run.

Oh, my gosh.

Heck,are you going to climb that.

Each step is longer than your legs

Very scary.

Can you tell the kung fu fighters

To go away a little?

Oh, my god.

That is enough fighting.

We are trying to make love
not w*r

Areeep on going, we doing great

Never mind,we will walk

This is so much like new york city
it is ridiculous.

Come on do rla,you can do it

You are like spiderwoman.

Ok,ok,no more,

I am coming to fight you

This is fun , as all heck.

Hong kong, I love you.

Thank you.

Let's go.

The mirna thing wasn't fun.

We are having fun now.

Look at the view!

Charla is ? Proves she can break down

What people's expectations are?.

And detour was very hard
but she really did a good job with it

Take this star ferry to hong kong island.

We have to go to the star ferry.

We better hurry.

Are you sure you are going right way?

We need hurry.

Taxi, old police headquarters.

Star ferry.

Is this the right ferry?

Here.

Boatarla, the bus about to leave.

Come on ,we need to get on it.

Danielle.

Thank you very much.

Fast forward, we are not taking that one.

Fighting kung fu or lost in translation

We just made it in the nick time
to this boat

Do you know where we going?

Do you know
where old police headquarters is.

We went on wrong ferry?
Yes.

That was hong kong island?

The taxi driver drove us
to hong kong island.

We're guess paying attention.

God, help us.

Go back to hong kong island.

Yes.

Did their plane arrive already?

Yeah,about an hour ago.

They are probably be catching up soon.

This sounds like a fun detour.

We will try to as fast as we can.

How long it takes charla and mirna
to do tasks.

Let's make a wish.

I wish we make it home safely.

Yes.

And a million dollar, too.

Right now we are looking for
the hong kong jocky club

I wish the ad money to hire a taxi.

How much money do you have left?

20.

Old police headquarters.

Let's do it.

Who is ready to break down the barriers?

A road block is something
only one man may perform.

Teams must kick down doors

In this abandoned building

Until they find the room
with ehe next clue

I will do it.

Is this supposed to be really obvious?

Go girl, you can do it

Is this a clue?

I think so
let's go kandice.

That is where we have to be.

Entrance, yes is it.

I have no money.

Welcome to hong kong.

Oswald danny,your team number one.
Yes!

Your you brought gnome for me ?

You guys are coming back to hong kong

Being the winners of this leg of the race.

You will be celebrating chinese new year

And staying in a ?hotel room

That overlooks victoria harbor

You'er getting caught up
in the swirl with the land

And the dragon downstairs
the luminate fire works

The parade of course

And you will be experiencing
all this from of travelocity.

Yes

Cool challenge!

You got it.

Drive yourself to victoria park.

Teams must now drive themselves
five miles to victoria park.

In a local tradition practiced
by hong kong children

They must pull it ?across the pond
in order to receive their next clue.

But if the gnome topples overboard
they must start over.

We are going to get the park
and follow you.

Come on, let's run charla.

Old police headquarters.

Number five tonkin street.

Ok. Here it is.

This is it

This is the start.

I think
we have to pull from over there.

Really gentle.

Yeah, just go really slow.

You are really gentle

Ok?
Ok, keep going.

Come on, littlen guy.

We are almost there.

Come on over.
Ok.

Ok,come here little guy.

We have to take him with us

Cool.

Drive yourselfs to the next pit stop

Teams must now drive themselves 1.5 miles

Through the city busy streets
to this place,

The hong kong jockey club.

This famed racetrack is the pit
stop for this leg of the race.

The last team to check in here eliminated.

Ok.
Let's go.

Break down the barriers.

You can do this.

I am not afraid of getting a little dirty.

My legs are very strong.

So I am very proud of
how I kicked each door.

Find it?

Didn't find it yet, mirna.

So that is funny.

Let's climb fast.

We will get through them fast.

Go.

Move fast.

You are the whole damn thing.

Come on.

Charla, don't waste time.

Let's go.

Should be pretty obvious.

Don't spend too much time.

Ok.

Come on.

That was pretty cool.

Almost there.

Nice work.

Take the star ferry to hong kong island.

I was trying go as fast as I could.

Don't spend too much time in each room.

Andice, you are team number two.

Yeah!
That's great.

Not bad.

Not bad at all.

Finally.

I am looking over the damn place.

Drive yourself to victoria park.

Let's go.

To go to the old police headquarters.

Victoria park?

Just quiet down and relax.

Break down the barriers.

That is hilarious.

Are you kidding me?

This is where we were before.

We are going in circles.

Kick down those doors.

Find it?

Drive to victoria park.

We have to hurry up.

Oh, my god.

In rush hour time hong kong.

Hopefully we can catch up.

Taking is forever.

We will just keep going.

You are going this way?

I have no idea.

It is about time.

It is going

All the way across the other side
of the thing.

That is no good?

No, is not good.

Eric is stub born.

He thinks he can do everything.

It is very frustrating.

Just follow a cab.

That is what everybody else get there,

We just have to turn around.

So this is ridiculous.

Don't even start me.

Victoria park.

There is a park

There is a pond right here.

Just do slowly.

That's good, keep on coming.

Keep it up.

Did you get it?

Almost.

All right.

Drive yourselfs to the next pit stop.

Warning:
the last team to arrive maybe eliminated.

Where is victoria park?

Back up behind this one and keep going up.

Hong kong jockey club

This guy is going wild now.

He thinks we are we in a race car.

Where is the model boat pond at?

Hong kong jockey club.

You can go a little faster.

Hong kong jockey club.

I remember seeing that.

Do you really?

Yeah.

I know where it is.

Fine, whatever.

Entrance.

Let me go ask.

Is this the infield entrance?

We don't know which way to go

Can you tell us where
the hong kong jockey club is?

I am just going to go straight.

Pain sn't a in the ass,guessing?

If I get lost we will go.

We only have $20.

Who cares.
I care.

Happy valley.

Is this man right here waiting for us?

Go ahead.

Same old gas station
we went by a few minutes ago.

We are going in circles.

Hi,

Follow you to
the hong kong jockey club?

Eric didn't want to admit I was right.

He was mad that I could possibly be right
about something.

And heknows he is wrong
but he won't admit it fully.

Stand n't driving around hong kong
for one more second.

I think is this.
Thank you for your help.

Infield entrance.

Charla and mirna
you are team number three.

Good job.

You are still in the race.

It is going to be over there.

Please let this be it.

Hong kong jockey club.

Thank you.

Infield entrance.

There is phil.

Hello, welcome to hong kong.

Thank you very much.

Eric and danielle,
you are the last team to arrive.

The good news is a unelimination leg

And you are still in the race.

I am not sure if it is good or bad.

But there is some bad news.

Unless you arrive at next pit stop first
you will incur a 30-minute penalty

And ultimately that could mean
you the liminated from race.

You've work to do.

You think you can come back
and get into the final three?

I was wrong.

Danielle was right

I can't blame danielle.
Because we are team,

I will try to keep danielle strong.

This reason is really important for me

And I want to show I am stronger
than people think I am.

Want to make it to the top three.

I want to win.