Pull out just a little.
Just your intro now.
Hi, I'm Anna Henderson,
I'm 170 centimeters tall
and I'm with RCA.
Great, and turning to your left.
And to your right.
To the back.
And back to me now.
Put that down, and we'll
go in for a tighter frame.
Okay, Anna, whenever
you're ready.
Babu!
Pardon?
Oh, hi, it's Anna.
Anna?
I'm a friend of Jean's?
- Bonjour.
- Bonjour.
I'm Anna, I think we met
on Skype once?
I don't speak any English.
Oh, I don't speak French.
You're a friend of Jean's?
- Yes.
- You're a friend of Jean's.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- He's not here.
- But come in, come in.
- Oh, oh great.
Anna,
you, actress?
Yes, yes.
In theater.
- Yes.
- Yes.
Theater.
And, uh, you.
At the moment?
Sorry, no
You are.
Are you performing at
the moment?
You are.
- For the night?
- Sing?
- La la la?
- No, no.
No, no.
No.
Oh, am I in something?
Am I performing in something?
I'm not in anything
at the moment.
I have an audition, a test.
Oh, audition.
In French, audition.
- Audition.
- Audition.
And, um.
Is it more like...
Or, more like...?
Both.
Haha, ho, they're
the same, yeah.
Both.
Okay, that's good.
Do you live here, with Jean?
Jean?
Yeah, and you?
Jean and Philippe live here?
Sleep here?
Ah, Jean, Jean sleep here.
But not you?
- No.
- No?
No, I'm two streets away.
Ah, ah, okay.
I helped Jean move in here.
When, all of Jean's stuff,
Jean's stuff here,
when he,
when he moved in.
No.
I'm really sorry, I just don't
speak much English.
I helped do all of this.
Okay, this, this wall, I did it.
I painted it.
Yes, I know. We Will
repaint before we sell.
Because it's ugly.
It was a terrible job.
So we'll repaint.
Me, I did it.
Sure! You're more than
welcome to help.
If you want to paint, great!
Ah yes, super!
It's obviously been done
by a complete amateur.
I'm sure if you did it, it would
be better than that.
So you like it?
Yes.
Sorry.
Hang on, there's someone here.
A friend of yours.
I don't know, she just
turned up. A red head.
sh*t.
This was when we were
at school, in London.
Ah, London.
And, this is?
No, not any more.
Babu!
Babu!
Surprise!
Wow.
Sorry, I should have called.
No, not at all, it's lovely.
Let me just put this away.
Is it all for me?
Come on, Fat Legs.
Did you get Earl Gay?
Of course.
You met Philippe?
Yes, we've met.
Didn't really speak.
Oh, right.
So, when is the audition?
Wednesday.
Wow.
How did you manage that?
He's so beautiful.
I know.
Wasn't he your boss?
Strategy, babe.
You have to tell me.
Would you mind not talking
about me while I'm here?
It's fine, she thinks
you're gorgeous.
Can I have a shower?
I'll get you a towel.
Can you get here towel?
She wants a shower.
They're still in the same
cupboard, I can get it.
Yeah, so you can pop your
bag in my room as well.
Are we sharing a bed?
Of course.
Ooh la la.
Don't ever, ever say that again.
Who is she?
Anna.
Is she sleeping here?
Yeah!
Right.
She could sleep somewhere else.
Where?
I don't know, a hotel? A hostel?
She's your friend. Of Course she
should sleep here.
I'll make sue it's
not for too long.
Marie's coming on
Wednesday to take photos.
Anna will still be here.
What about Thursday or Friday?
How is she?
The same.
Did you sleep?
Okay.
What does Poisson Pleure mean?
Crying fish.
I gave it to Philippe.
Bad joke.
Can I oblige one?
Oblige away.
Did I scare him off?
Mmmm.
He's in the hospital.
His mom's there.
Serious?
She's dying.
Oh, f*ck, I can go.
I shouldn't have
turned up like this.
It's fine, she's taking
a really long time,
so I don't think a few days
will make a difference.
I can sleep on the
couch of you want?
Relax.
Go and get us a vino.
Okay.
So what's the show?
Film.
Can't say.
Do you play a prost*tute?
Possibly.
- Do you die?
- Maybe.
Brilliant.
I don't think I'll get it.
Oh, that's the spirit.
sh**ting here?
Yeah.
Callback?
Mm-hmm.
Wow, they must like you.
Trust me, they
want an English actress.
And what are you?
Not English.
Well, you're English enough.
You sound pretty plummy to me.
I still sound
like a hick to them.
I started telling people
I went to Eton.
Does that work?
No, I just look like
a hick liar.
Well?
A toast to my hick liar,
and to the pleasure
of her company.
Even if you don't get it,
I am glad that they wanted
to see you so that
I could see you.
I don't know where I'd
be without you.
In a hostel.
So, how's London?
Same.
Where are you living now?
Oh, Babu, no.
It's cheap.
You shouldn't
be giving that guy money.
Well, he hasn't put the rent up.
Wow, give the guy a medal.
Does Philippe live here now?
No, he's got his own place
a couple of blocks away.
Oh, right.
What, what, did he say he did?
No, no, we were signing.
Okay.
You're either selling
it or blowing it up.
Mmhm.
Wow Babu, that's huge.
When?
Soonish.
Philippe already has
his place on the market.
He wants a garden for a puppy.
Not a pug.
Yep.
Cliche.
You hungry?
Yeah.
Yes, thank you very much.
Lower heat, babe.
No, it takes too long.
Oh, what's that?
It's still good.
No, not this, that,
that's awful.
- Oh!
- Don't need to answer it.
- Jean!
- Hi, Mum.
Are you in London?
No, Mom, I'm in Paris.
Where's Anna?
Anna, come
and say hi to your mum.
Hi, Mom.
What are you doing there, love?
I got the callback.
Oh, well, that's fantastic!
Thank you.
She's going to be a star, Mom.
Hilarious.
How are you, Jean?
I'm good, I'm good.
How's your mom?
Same.
Give her my love, all right?
I will.
What about you?
Got a boyfriend yet?
- Oh, can you not?
- What?
Well, thanks very much, Anna.
No, Jean, not currently.
What about you?
Oh, Mom, Philippe.
He is so gorgeous.
They're buying a house together.
Ooh la la.
Has he got a brother?
For you, Mom?
Either one of us.
Don't want to end up like
Grey Gardens, do we, Banana?
Oh, thanks very much, Mom.
Oh, Anna, lighten up.
Is he an actor too, Jean?
Oh, god, no.
He owns a shop.
Oh, what kind of shop?
A sex shop.
He does not.
No, a cheese shop,
Anna's favorite.
Oh no, you keep her
out of there.
I don't want to have to send
any more money for phone bills.
Mom, I should go.
Everything all right?
Yes.
You sure?
Yes.
- Don't get snappy.
- I'm not getting snappy!
Uh, you are, a bit.
Oh, you're such a traitor.
Hey, hey, enough, look
after each other.
- We will.
- We will.
Let me know how it goes, Banana.
I will, Mom.
I love you.
Love you too.
Bye, Mom.
You didn't tell her
you were coming.
I can't handle
another one of her
how long can you keep this up
spiels when I don't get it.
Valid question.
Please.
She wants me to go home.
I don't want to.
Get the film, then.
If it was that easy, I
would've done it already.
Come on.
Come on.
It's not that hard.
I did it when I was 11.
What did you have to
do for the audition,
not wet your pants?
Oh, harder than it sounds.
I'll get you some adult
diapers for Wednesday.
Thanks.
All right.
Better get this dinner made.
It's the only meal he
eats these days.
Please tell Philippe thank you
for letting me have his
spot in your bed.
No, you tell him.
Repeat after me.
No, I'll lose concentration.
Open your eyes!
Rubbish, rubbish!
That was so close.
Basic, that's good.
That looks wonderful.
Hey, stop it.
It's not bad.
It smells delicious.
Bon appetit.
Ah, bon appetit.
Bon appetit.
Mmm.
How is she, Philippe?
Very good.
No.
No, she was asking how she is?
Oh.
Same.
Thank you for letting
me stay here.
Say it.
- I don't know.
- That's fine.
She's thanking you for
letting her stay here.
Don't thank me. Thank Jean.
Okay, but still, thank you.
So what happened?
Nothing, she's just old.
What did she say?
She's talking about
her audition.
How old?
84.
Okay.
When is it?
Wednesday.
What's the film about?
I think she is
playing a prost*tute.
She gets her throat cut.
She usually auditions for
those kinds of roles.
Don't you, Babu?
What?
Normally get cast as a hooker?
Yes, or a crazy person.
A whore, or a crazy person.
It suits you!
No, pardon.
Just a joke, not funny, though.
Okay.
I didn't realize English
films were made here.
There's lots. You
just don't see them.
Will she have to act in French?
Oh, Philippe is asking
if you have to
speak in French in the film.
Say your French.
My one French phrase.
The little pot of butter.
Very good. A very good start.
Betty bought a bit of butter but
she found the butter bitter...
Teddy, she doesn't understand.
It's just a tongue twister,
it's a joke.
Again, not funny.
Oh.
Did Jean ever show you
any of his acting stuff?
What?
Mm, sorry, mouth full.
Have you ever seen
Jean act, act, no?
Ah, no, no, no, no, no.
Never, Jean has never shown
me any of his films.
He's never
Never seen any of his films.
He's never seen any of my films.
You haven't?
He doesn't want to.
Did he not show you?
No, no, because
that's terrible, so stop it.
Oh my god, that's so unfair.
He's so cute.
He's like the little
French Macaulay Culkin.
Oh, look, it's Babu!
See, Philippe, he's so cute!
Gee, stop it.
Look at your little face.
This is acting, look at that.
This is acting.
I can't believe you quit.
You're such a quitter.
Well, the castings just got
more and more humiliating.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
I mean, the last one was for
this energy commercial.
Awful, got there, there
were seven guys
that looked exactly like me.
Not even like my brother, like.
How is Xavier?
- Is he single?
- Can you not?
Stop it!
Anyway, those guys did look
like they had been made
out of my rib,
like, exactly the same.
Yeah.
So I go into the room and
then the casting director says,
okay, so hold your
hands together.
Do it.
All right, hold your
hands together.
Wait wait wait wait wait.
Leave a space
between your hands,
and now imagine that
you're holding a tiny sun
between your hands and
that you're very happy
because the sun is a
natural source of energy.
And now open your hands
and release the sun.
Release the sun.
That, Anna, you would've got it.
Of course.
Anyway, I went out,
called Stephan,
and I told him that that was it.
So dramatic, Babu.
Honestly, I don't miss it.
Really?
Everyone has a breaking point.
Can you hold me, Babu?
Did you disappear, or did I?
I did.
After you.
Sorry.
It's all right.
He's a good 'un.
Yeah, he is.
You seeing anyone?
No, not really.
Well, I'm just glad you're
not back with Fuckwit.
He wasn't that bad.
Oh, yes, he was.
Not at the start.
Well, at the end.
He wasn't great at the end.
And now he's your landlord.
It's close to work.
Find somewhere else.
- I will.
- When?
Soon.
He's selling it, I got
the papers a few days ago.
Good.
I don't know where I'll go.
Well, to a different
place, in a better area.
Yeah.
When you land this film.
Sure.
Have a bit of faith.
I have nothing but faith.
Don't be like that.
I'm 26 this year, Babu.
2,026.
42,626.
But it's like 18.
Relax, I'm 29.
Yeah, but you look like
a sixyearold.
Thank you.
Orson Welles made
Citizen Kane by 26.
You made a onewoman show.
You made it.
Your corpse acting outshone me.
What age does it get easier?
27?
Let's go to sleep, Babu.
Babu?
What is it?
Babu?
Anna.
There's no audition,
I made it up.
I mean, there is a callback,
I just didn't get it.
Okay.
John's here in Paris.
Oh, Babu, no.
I just wanted to give him the
lease termination
papers in person.
You did not come here
to save on postage, Anna.
I thought that if I
just let things happen,
the right thing would come
along, but nothing's coming.
You wanna go back to him?
I was happy.
No you weren't.
Everyone's unhappy when
they're in a relationship,
and then they realize
how totally miserable
it feels when you're alone.
He had sex with another woman.
We were having problems.
At your birthday party!
I don't know that.
I do, Anna.
It was a difficult time,
Jean, and you were drunk.
Oh no, no, that's not it.
No amount of grief or
gin made me hallucinate
him f*cking another
woman in the bathroom.
That's him speaking,
that's not you.
He said they didn't.
Well, they didn't finish, no.
I don't care.
It's gonna happen,
excuses or no.
You called me while you
were fishing your shoes
out of the bin and said it
was the perfect allegory
for how he treated you,
like trash, you remember?
I didn't mean it.
He did, Anna.
Please don't get angry with me.
Why are you going so
soft on this?
I don't want to be
angry, I want someone.
Anyone?
No, Jean.
Being alone is better
than being with him.
I've been alone long enough.
A year.
Two years.
200 years.
It's not funny, I want someone.
Well, go out, meet people.
I do, and they're just as awful.
I figure, may as well
choose the awful
that made me happiest.
That isn't right.
You have Philippe, you
wouldn't know.
Oh, don't do that.
Do what?
Pulling the you're in
a relationship
so you wouldn't understand card.
I was single for eight years.
You're gay.
So?
That means I don't get lonely?
No, it's, it's just different.
How?
I don't know, it just is.
Touche.
You know what I mean.
Well, I'm incredibly
lonely, if you must know.
You wouldn't believe how
completely unsexy I find him.
I don't see how that's possible.
I'm serious, Anna.
It's hard, he's grieving.
Every time he cries I
just think of him
as this small kid I got
stuck taking care of.
And I don't want to.
I don't see how it's
gonna work after she dies.
It will.
I don't want it to.
I don't have any sympathy
for him, at all.
He can't see that she's
an old woman that should,
and is dying.
Babu.
And she had a long life,
she had a great life.
He should be happy.
But he's not, he's sad, Jean.
It has never once
occurred to him
how I might be feeling about it.
Have you told him?
No, no.
I don't want to be
the me too guy.
I hated those people
when Dad d*ed.
If that's how you're feeling.
And when he's not crying,
he's banging on about
selling this place.
Hasn't it once occurred to
him how I paid for this?
I think you miss him.
I don't dwell on it.
It takes time to move on, Jean.
He had a choice.
It's awful, but you
just accept it.
Philippe keeps making
more drama for himself,
and I don't understand that.
Don't see him, Anna.
He won't help.
Life is painful enough
without hurting yourself.
Promise me?
Okay.
Promise.
I promise.
I'm counting on you.
You hate dependency.
Well, I'll make an
exception for you.
I love you, Babu.
And I love you too.
Your hands are all clammy.
Oh, f*ck off!
Hello Miss. Coffee?
Yes.
May I?
I'm waiting for someone.
Oh.
I came through there.
What?
I came through the
door, a few minutes ago.
I'm, I'm waiting for
someone else.
A man.
Ah.
Other than you.
Naturally.
I'll wait with you, for the man.
Until he comes?
And if he doesn't?
I'll keep waiting.
And do what?
Read, think.
Of the man?
Yeah.
Tell me something.
When you are with the
man, do you think of him?
Of course.
So it makes no difference
if he comes or not.
Of course it does, when he's
You, you just said you think
about him when he's not here.
And you think about
him when he is.
There is no change in you
whether he's here or not.
I'm happier when he's here.
In your thoughts.
In everything.
You could easily
think he's here.
Well, he's not.
I am.
I'm not with you.
Because you're
not thinking of me.
I'm thinking of
The man.
Yes.
Will you ever stop?
I don't want to.
Yes, but will you?
In time, yes.
And who will you think of then?
Thank you.
I Should eat something.
Yes.
Anna called.
They've given her some new
pages for the audition.
Go and help her.
Sure?
Do you want to stay
over tonight?
I heard it's bad luck
to sleep on couches.
The night before and audition.
It's chaise lounges actually.
Sure?
Call me if you need anything.
What are you watching?
Absolutely stunning.
You wonder
where they get it from?
Is it for you?
Did you post it?
Yep.
Were we good?
The best.
You were bloody magnificent.
This boy!
Oh, the Gabriel, Gabriel,
give it to me, give it to me
Oh, no no no,
I can do it, really I can.
Papa, put down the camera.
Congratulations my son.
Family love.
That was great, so great.
In English.
Gabriel, Gabriel, how was he?
He knew how he was.
But you would've
done a better job, yeah?
If only.
Okay, enough lounging around.
We're going out tonight.
To the cinematheque?
No, Babu, outout.
I didn't bring any
goingout clothes.
Am I gonna see Philippe
before I go?
I'll make sure he cooks
on Wednesday.
Only if he's up to it.
It's that or risk you
setting the kitchen on fire.
Get a smoke alarm.
Oh, wow.
Boobs got big.
Don't you mean my ass?
Who's that?
Hi, yeah.
I know, yeah.
No, no, it's tomorrow at 10.
Yeah.
No, I was thinking the
same thing, that's great.
No, nothing in the afternoon.
4:30 would be fine, yeah.
Oh, just hang on,
hold that thought,
I'm just gonna see if I...
sh*t.
Hold on one sec.
Jean, do you have a pen?
No.
No, I don't, sorry.
Yeah, just text it, that
would be great.
Okay.
Yeah, I look forward to it.
No, I know, yeah.
Okay, all right.
Bye, bye.
Who's that?
Therese.
Who's that?
She's a girl from London,
she did get the callback.
Why are you meeting her?
I think she just
wants to tell me how it went.
Well, don't make it a
long catchup.
Philippe is going to cook, I
want you to be there for it.
I will.
What do you think?
Of the dress or of you?
Me in the dress.
Get it.
And the shoes?
Well, they're high, Babu.
They're comfortable.
They are.
Can we do my hair as well?
Did you get the middle
bit at the crown?
Yes, Princess.
Okay.
Let me look.
Do you want to do your
eyebrows too?
With this?
Yeah.
Won't I look like a
manga character?
Just a little won't hurt.
All right, let me do it.
I'll do it.
Hi Teddy, it's me.
You ok?
No, we're still working on it.
What about you?
Okay.
Anna wants to know if she'll
to see you before she leaves?
Really? That'd be nice.
Text me when and I will get what
we need from the shop.
11, I know.
Get some sleep.
I love you.
Oh.
What?
You're such an idiot.
Why?
Come here.
That will stain your skin.
Ugh.
I knew you brought
goingout clothes.
So who are we going out with?
Some gays.
Which gays?
Pierre, Thomas, Alexandre,
Francois, Chloe, Lisa.
Hey, everyone, this is Anna!
Hi, everyone.
sh*ts, sh*ts, yeah.
You want a sh*t?
Yeah.
Put your tongue out.
Why?
So I can cut it off.
All my days.
♪ I'm feeling love with you ♪
♪ Like there is nothing
I have to do ♪
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪
♪ I'm feeling love with you ♪
♪ Like there is nothing I
have to lose ♪
♪ I'm feeling love with you ♪
♪ Have faith with every
word and move ♪
♪ I'm feeling love with you ♪
♪ And there is nothing I
have to lose ♪
♪ I'm feeling love ♪
♪ All I need is you ♪
♪ And now it seems so clear ♪
♪ Now that I have no fear ♪
♪ And now that I have you here ♪
♪ I'm feeling love with you ♪
♪ Like there is nothing
I have to do ♪
♪ I'm feeling love with you ♪
♪ Like there is nothing I
have to lose ♪
♪ I'm feeling love with you ♪
♪ Have faith with every
word and move ♪
♪ I'm feeling love with you ♪
♪ And there is nothing I
have to lose ♪
♪ I'm feeling love ♪
Oh, f*ck.
Teddy it's me
I know, sorry I didn't
hear my phone.
5:30? 5:30 is good.
Weren't you meant to be
at the hospital?
I blamed you.
Last night was your fault.
Well, you enabled it.
Enabler.
What time did you leave?
Right after you.
Throw?
What did you do?
What do you mean?
Do you have to do it now?
Just needs to be done,
it's just junk.
Hello, Babu, it's me, Babu.
How are you?
I love you too, you're
a ginger, I'm a French,
you like butter, I like bench.
Don't throw it out, I
wanna keep it.
Why?
You wrote it.
Okay.
Cull the photo board
if you're on a rampage.
What, take down all the
photos of you?
One.
There's not!
They're all your new friends.
Is that a chalk box?
Yes it is, you want it?
No, I gave it to you to use.
I should get ready.
Don't forget to give me
your keys before you go.
In my bag.
Okay.
♪ Walk down the path ♪
♪ And slide down the slope ♪
♪ When this all passes
it'll be just a story ♪
♪ Baby got a call
from her mama ♪
♪ Somebody wanna go a
little faster ♪
♪ Hide behind the
pillar of a master ♪
♪ Build a sandcastle
made of plaster ♪
♪ Baby listen to a bit of dada ♪
♪ Flick her finger down
much faster ♪
♪ Heard that she thought
you were a winner ♪
♪ The story went and got
much thinner ♪
♪ Clinging to a rolling stone ♪
♪ Nobody gotta feel alone ♪
Find them?
♪ Nobody gotta feel alone ♪
Yeah.
All right, I'm off.
Know how to get there?
Yeah, I'll just use GPS.
You're gonna be all
right walking in those?
They're fine.
Have a good time, Babu.
I will, bye.
Bye.
Oh, uh, do you want
me to pick up anything?
Try not to.
Just be back for dinner, missus.
I will.
♪ I'm your little saint,
I'm your little saint ♪
♪ I'm your little saint,
ooh, ah, ooh, ah ♪
♪ Don't want your power,
don't want your games ♪
♪ Don't want your love for
love for love for all time ♪
♪ Soup needs a fire,
hell needs some flames ♪
♪ Now watch me live for
live for live again ♪
♪ Uh oh ♪
♪ So sane ♪
♪ Uh oh ♪
♪ So sane ♪
♪ Uh oh ♪
The orange juice is
for customers.
Ae you hungover?
No!
I'm just here to get a
few things for dinner.
Philippe already has
some things aside.
Is he here?
Yes, he's out back.
I didn't think I'd be seeing
either one of you today.
Sorry sir, but this area
is for employees only.
Sorry, we worked late.
It's fine.
How did it go?
She's still here.
It's taking a while.
Were you drinking?
It helps you loosen up.
Do you miss auditioning?
Sure, a bit.
We could put a wig on
you and send you in.
The casting director would be
mad not to give you the part.
A face life yours
he'd be crazy not to.
- You're not mad?
- No.
Am I still cooking tonight?
Anna would love that.
Anna, but not you?
I wouldn't mind it.
Take a seat.
We need to talk.
What is it?
I've invited Peter and
Marie for dinner tonight.
Okay.
Marie got a call
Someone made an offer
on my apartment.
That's great Teddy.
Half way there.
Now we just need to
get yours sold.
Yes, almost there.
It means though that in a month
and a half I'll be homeless.
How should I put this? I
wonder if it might be possible
that I could stay with you.
Ah, the problem, is my boyfriend
doesn't like it when I have
uninvited guests.
Right, I get it.
That's an issue.
Not even if I can cook
a perfect bourguignon?
Keep talking
Hi, it's me.
I am, like a square with,
I don't know,
it's a grate, and a fountain.
Oh, yeah yeah yeah, no
no no, it's Rue Clauzel.
Okay, am I going up or
down the hill?
I think I just walked
straight past it.
Yup, okay, okay, bye.
Bye, bye.
What's next?
I'm finishing up with
this carrot, and you
put the flour in the pot.
Little by little.
Not too much.
This much?
That's perfect.
And then put the lid on.
As soon as it boils.
- Add a little more flour.
- Okay.
I'm going to get changed.
Wait!
What if I burn it?
Then I'll have to serve you.
You can't. Im inedible.
Not to me.
♪ No faith in anyone else ♪
♪ See the 20 steps ahead ♪
♪ Save something ♪
♪ Nobody knows you that way ♪
Jean.
What's that in the bathroom?
What's what?
The red marks in the bathroom.
It must be from when
I was dyeing Anna's hair.
Is it permanent?
I don't think so.
If it's dye Jean, by its
nature it's permanent.
So?
So it doesn't look professional
when we're trying to sell.
And Marie is coming on
Wednesday for the photos.
It's my home Philippe, it's not
meant to look professional.
Yeah I get that! I get that
it's your apartment Jean!
If it doesn't look good we're
never going to sell it.
Fine. I wont.
Where are you going?
I'm calling the hospital.
What am I meant to be doing?
Keep stirring.
f*ck!
Bonjour.
Bonjour.
Anna, Tess.
Tess, Anna.
Anna's from London as well.
Perfect, exactly what
your ego needs.
Another one that's come
all this way for you.
She doesn't speak French.
Oh? She isn't here
for the festival?
No, she's here for me.
Sorry, Anna, I was just saying,
John thinks we both came from
London especially for him.
Didn't you?
Not especially.
Tess is your competition, Anna.
You auditioned as well?
Oh, right, yes.
You?
This morning.
She looks nothing
like the brief.
They always try out
different physiques.
Just trying, I'm sure.
What can I get you to drink?
A red is fine.
A glass?
Or a bottle, if you're.
Nope, don't encourage her.
She's incorrigible.
So, did you graduate
last year as well?
A bit longer ago.
When?
'08.
So did you test for the
older sister?
No, the younger.
I thought the reader was great.
Really made a difference
in the scene.
Mm, for sure, yes.
How do you know Jonathan?
Jonathan.
I rent his flat in London.
I thought he said he was
buying a flat.
He is, he's selling the
one that I'm in.
Out with the old.
Yes.
And you?
He's friends with my agent.
He's got me seen for
a few things,
he's a really good contact.
I'm sure he's been more than
just a landlord for you.
Of course, he's very supportive.
To old friends.
Perfect.
Lucky I was just leaving.
Good luck with the role.
Oh, thank you, and to you too.
I'm sure if neither one
of us books it,
this one will be willing
to put himself up
for the consolation prize.
Seriously Tess? You know
you've got this one booked.
I'd better, or don't bother
calling once you've moved.
No chance of that.
Bye, Anna.
Bye.
Hi.
I'm sorry about that.
No, no, it's fine.
She seems lovely.
Yes.
She's...
No, no, she's very young.
Doing very well so far,
it seems.
She's had a few good breaks.
Lucky her.
I wouldn't be too worried.
She's not a scrap on
you, she's very mannered.
Don't you mean British?
Exactly.
Cheers.
Cheers.
So.
And how are you?
How's the festival?
It's good, it's good,
it's very busy.
But lots of stuff you'd like.
Like?
Oh, everything.
Oh, well, I'm going
back tomorrow, so.
Oh, shame.
Yeah.
So no chance to see anything,
then?
No, I was flat out with
prep for today.
I'm sure you'll get it.
Pull some strings.
Oh, I would, if it
would make any difference.
But no, what I meant was that
you no longer have your bad
luck charm holding you back.
Ah, it has taken a
while to lift the curse.
I'm very powerful.
Like Kryptonite.
Thank goodness I'm now immune.
Oh, before I forget.
Ah, yes.
For you.
Thank you.
You've been a great tenant.
Give me a good reference.
Absolutely, the best.
I'm sorry that it's on
such short notice.
The new place came through
pretty quickly,
No, no no no, that's fine,
no problem.
Do you know where
you'll be going?
No, not yet.
Home?
London is home, John.
Are we okay?
Of course.
Anna,
I don't want there to be
any animosity between us.
There isn't.
Seriously.
I know I didn't treat
you very well.
I want you to know that.
I do.
It was just a difficult
time, you know, for all of us.
Yes.
I know.
Right, onwards and upwards,
then.
Right, onwards and upwards,
then.
Right.
I'm so happy that you
stuck it out.
You deserve this.
They flew you over here, Anna,
you should be very proud.
Thank you.
I am.
Is your new place a one bedroom?
- Two, actually.
- Oh.
For a home office.
I'm AP now, did I not tell you?
Wow, John, that, that's amazing!
Congratulations.
Thank you, thank you.
That much be so much
more trouble.
Well, it is.
If you thought I was
never home before,
you'd barely see me now.
I bet they put you up
in penthouses, though.
They do.
Oh, hardly.
Still singles.
Never quite had your talent
for swindling upgrades.
I never swindled!
- Oh, come on.
- I never swindled.
It's just gentle persuasion
and lots of eyelash batting.
Oh, what, like this,
something like,
something like that, hm, please?
- Stop, stop it, stop it!
- Please, please?
Are you blushing?
No, I'm not!
You are blushing, look at you.
I don't believe it, I've
never seen this before.
I'm not.
Wow, this is a first.
Stop it.
It's nice to see you.
Is it?
Yeah.
It's the highlight.
Where have they put you up?
Oh, I wanted to stay with Jean.
He's selling his place
as well, so you know,
last chance to see it, and.
Of course, yeah.
He's invited you for dinner
tonight, if you're free.
No, I'm not, actually.
I thought not.
I have the show.
Yes, yes, of course.
Yeah.
I'll, uh.
Now?
No, I'm just ducking to the loo,
if that's all right with you.
Oh, right.
Duck away.
Thank you very much.
John?
Yes, Miss Henderson?
You don't think there might be
a spare ticket to the show?
What about dinner?
It's my last chance to see
something for the festival.
Well, we wouldn't want
you to miss out, would we?
No, as long as
it's not too much trouble.
For you, never.
It seems that I'm not
important enough
for another ticket.
Oh.
You should've told me earlier.
I just presumed that you'd
be out drinking
with your new director.
Tess probably b*at me to it.
Probably.
I could meet you after
the show, if you'd like.
- Uh.
- Uh, no, sorry.
You're seeing someone.
No, actually, I'm not, no.
I was, but not any more.
No.
No one?
Right.
You should call me
after the show.
If you don't want to
say goodbye now.
Would you like to say a
proper goodbye?
What does that mean?
When I went to the bathroom,
I noticed that there was a
locked cubicle.
That's a proposition and a half.
I think I'm too classy a
lady for that.
Oh, of course.
- No, it's.
- Oh, God, no, sorry.
I should never
have said anything.
It's fine.
No.
Of course we should see
each other afterwards.
Yes.
Of course.
I'd like that.
I should get going.
Me too.
Okay.
Okay.
I'll walk you to a cab.
Or we could split one.
I hired a car.
Oh.
You could give me a lift,
if you like.
Wait, John, stop.
Let's go back to your hotel.
Can we go back to yours?
I'm staying with Jean.
Is he home?
Yes.
Let's just go back
to your hotel.
We can't.
Why not, is there someone there?
John?
Is there?
Who?
I'll drive you home.
I love you.
Stay with me.
She's close. She's really close.
I know... just.
Oh, hang on, I'll just,
I'll just put that, there.
Oh, I'm sorry.
That's okay.
Oh, I'm sorry.
That's all right.
Oh, God.
Won't you be late?
It's just Jean and
his friends, you should come.
I can't, I can't miss the show.
Can you drop me?
Where is it?
Montparnasse.
That's the opposite direction.
Oh.
Look, there's cabs just
down the road,
Look, there's cabs just down the road, I
can watch just to make sure you get one.
I can watch just to make
sure you get one.
Call me after it finishes.
I will.
Yours.
Thanks.
Sorry, it's.
Sorry.
I love you, John.
I love you too.
Ah, there she is!
- Hi.
- Hi.
Marie was about to
eat her chair.
I was not, Jean.
Oh, sorry.
Come, come.
Sorry, this is Anna, everyone.
Marie, Peter, and this
is Agnes and Marc.
I'm Anna.
Hello, Anna.
Sorry for the ambush,
but Philippe has just
sold his space today,
so we're having a little
impromptu dinner to celebrate.
Congratulations!
That's great.
So how did you go?
Are we having dual celebration?
Sorry?
The big audition.
Oh, not sure.
Let me get your wine,
sweetheart, come with me.
What's going on, Babu?
So Philippe still thinks
you had the audition today
because we've been
rehearsing all night.
Babu.
What?
You want him told about Therese?
And now the Boeuf Bourguignon.
Boeuf Bourguignon.
So,
do you audition a lot, Anna?
Oh, I don't do too
badly, maybe once a week.
Commercials, mainly.
- How much?
- Could be making 10 thousand.
Pounds, 8,000 pounds for
the commercial.
So, Anna, when.
When will you find out
if you were successful?
Well, the costume director
actually said there would be
other lead actors
in town tonight,
so I might be meeting
them after this.
Okay.
For another audition?
I guess to see if we
have the right chemistry.
Okay.
Really?
That sounds exciting.
Yeah, so it depends
on if he calls or not.
Will he?
Yes.
He's saying that...
Never mind.
Mmm, delicious.
You were joking right?
About what?
Who would you be meeting?
Therese.
She might have a spare
ticket to a festival show.
Starting at, what, 10?
It's a cabaret.
Someone's taking their
clothes off tonight.
Ha ha.
Anna?
- Anna?
- What?
What?
Can you put this away, please?
Sorry.
You two, she'll make
you jealous.
What?
Anna and Jean sound
like a married couple.
Jean must be getting
some practice in.
For what?
Nothing.
Sorry to interrupt the dinner...
don't worry, it's nothing bad.
You all know that the last month
has been very hard for me.
And I want to thank
you all for being here.
It's important that I say
this to the people I love.
Stop it.
It's in these times you know
who your real friends are.
I love you all.
Cheers to love, to life,
and to you, my friends.
- Cheers!
- Cheers!
Anna.
Yes?
News?
Not yet.
Please.
Fasten your seatbelts, it's
gonna be a bumpy night.
Hi, it's me.
I just wanna let you know
that I have rebuilt my life
with integrity and
dignity and I think
that what we did this afternoon
was incurrent, incorrect.
Goodbye.
Stop manhandling me,
I know how to walk.
I'm not, Babu, I'm helping you.
He didn't call, Jean.
That surprises you?
Why do you find it so
hard to believe
that he could love me?
He doesn't, Anna.
He can't be there when
you need him,
so he's certainly not
going to be there
when you want, either.
Oh, Babu.
I slept with him.
What?
Please just listen.
Oh, why would I?
Well thanks so much
for your support, Jean.
I don't support stupidity.
Of course not.
Well, if I'm stupid, what
does that make Philippe?
No, no no, 'cause he has no idea
what kind of man he's
really dating.
What kind of man is that, Anna?
The kind that fucks
random strangers.
Would you keep your voice down?
No, I wanna know why
is it so bad
if John does it to me,
but it's fine
if you f*ck around on Philippe?
You don't know what
you're talking about.
Don't I?
So I imagined you picking up
that random guy last night.
Same as I imagined John
f*cking Penny in the bathroom.
You enjoy this, don't you?
No, but you do, Anna.
You love it when I act like this
because then you can pretend
that your life is so perfect
and you never make bad
decisions or do bad things.
You don't need to act anything,
Anna.
You love rejection more
than you love yourself.
That's you.
Without me to prop you up,
you're just one glass of wine
away from tragedy,
and you know it.
You think that John
is bad for me,
but the truth is you're worse.
Go, celebrate the house
you're never gonna buy, Jean.
Sorry! Sorry!
Actors!
Wait!
Stay, we haven't
had dessert yet.
- No we should go.
- Bye.
Philippe. Call me, okay?
Just us.
So I guess she
didn't get the part.
No.
That's too bad.
That's fine, she
always bounces back.
She must be a good actress.
You think I'm a f*cking idiot?
Marie translated everything!
What?
I needed you.
You don't need me,
you need a nursemaid.
And what, you needed a f*ck?
Who was it?
Is that important?
You're right.
It's not important.
As long as he doesn't
think, or cry, or feel.
As long as he doesn't
have any problems.
You can't just use people and
rid when you don't need them.
Just throw them away.
You can't do that.
Did you ever ask yourself how
any of this affected me?
No, because you never
talk or open up to me,
so how could I know?
She's old Philippe.
Twice as old as my father, and
you think it's easy for me?
To be in that hospital?
I don't want to go
through that again.
I can't go through that again.
You're not through it Jean.
A relationship means taking
everything, the bad and good.
And I know it's hard for you.
I haven't been the easiest,
person to live with, and
I'm sorry, but I need you!
You know what's hurting
me the most?
You understand and need Anna.
You don't need me.
And yes, my mother is
old and she's dying
you don't need to
remind me of that.
Do you know what I do every
day at the hospital with her?
I hold her hand and
I'm there with her.
I don't cry, or moan, or
beg her not to die.
I stay by her side because
that's where she needs me.
Did you make them?
No.
We broke up.
Probably.
I was a real d*ck.
Yep.
Jean.
Jean.
Did you talk to Philippe?
Do you know why I painted this?
I hate rhetorical questions.
Shall I tell you why you
hate rhetorical questions?
When your dad d*ed, I
was really embarrassed.
You were going through
the worst thing
that I had never experienced,
and I had nothing to say.
I couldn't tell you that I
understood, because I didn't,
and I didn't want to say
that I didn't understand,
because that's just useless.
So I hid.
And I thought it was okay,
because you have your family,
and they're the people
that are gonna say
all the good and useful things.
And when I came to the wake,
every person was telling
you stories about Gabriel,
about your mom, about
your brother,
about sticking together,
about time.
Everyone was talking,
except you.
And I knew the one thing
I could give you is space.
A space where you can
write shitty things
or missing things or
loving things or no things.
A space that is here for
you whenever you need,
that won't hate you
if you don't.
That was my job.
I know you think that he
wants an answer,
but he doesn't, he
just wants you.
I thought I would have acted
so much better than this.
You do what you can.
I was an assh*le.
If it's any consolation,
I was an idiot.
Well, you were an
assh*le slash idiot.
How's that?
You came here for John, idiot.
You lied to me
about it, assh*le.
That's idiot slash assh*le.
That makes a difference?
Well, I'd rather be
stupidly malicious
than maliciously stupid.
I'm the latter.
You don't have to be, Babu.
I can't, Anna.
Okay.
You don't have to take
advice from me.
Well, you did just have
sex in a toilet cubicle.
I didn't, actually.
In a rental.
Hideous.
Being there is hard, Jean,
but not being there is worse.
Believe me.
We should wait downstairs.
You didn't have to come down.
I'll take this out.
Here.
An addition.
Keep?
Throw.
Got everything?
Yep.
Come on, Fat Legs.
Thank you.
Ooh, get out.
Oh, Babu.
What?
I'll be super quick.
Babu, they don't wait.
Thank you for having me.
Any time.
Always.
Bonjour.
Bye, Anna.
Hey.
Save you a postage.
♪ Some other pay phone ♪
♪ And I just can't be alone ♪
♪ Why the f*ck did you
send me home ♪
♪ I waited but you
never called ♪
♪ Now all my credit cards ♪
♪ Are filled up hours ago ♪
♪ Why the f*ck did you
send me home ♪
♪ I waited but you're
already gone ♪
♪ Some other pay phone ♪
♪ And I just can't be alone ♪
♪ Why the f*ck did you
send me home ♪
♪ I waited but you
never called ♪
♪ Now all my credit cards ♪
♪ Are filled up hours ago ♪
♪ Why the f*ck did you
send me home ♪
♪ I waited but you're
already gone ♪
♪ Some other pay phone ♪
♪ And I just can't be alone ♪
♪ Why the f*ck did you
send me home ♪
♪ I waited but you
never called ♪
♪ Now all my credit cards ♪
♪ Were filled up hours ago ♪
♪ Why the f*ck did you
send me home ♪
♪ I waited but you're
already gone ♪
♪ I had a dream that I won ♪
♪ The sun came up when
I was ready ♪
♪ Income steady, cleaning done ♪
♪ Cat and cream and harmonies ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh ♪
♪ I had a dream that I ran ♪
♪ Traveled, flew, swam the sea ♪
♪ Scrambled, which is
not like me ♪
♪ Reached the top and
didn't stop ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh ♪
♪ Cut the cake, it's
time I left ♪
♪ My ego would agree ♪
♪ It's easy to love you
when you're not around ♪
♪ Don't take that personally ♪
♪ I had a dream that I stopped ♪
♪ Started over, cut you off ♪
♪ Settled into caring
for myself ♪
♪ Took a year for the
cutting to clear ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh ♪
♪ I won't feel bad for
feeling good ♪
♪ And I won't make you feel
bad for not doing the things ♪
♪ You think I think you should ♪
♪ Cut the cake, it's
time I left ♪
♪ My ego would agree ♪
♪ It's easy to love you
when you're not around ♪
♪ Don't take that personally ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh ♪
Fat Legs (2015)
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