03x61 - Huff and Puff

[bunniefuu]

announcer bunny here don't touch that

remote

here comes between the lions

somebody you gotta get your mouth moving

bumpity bump you gotta get your mouth

groovin let it pump you gotta get your

mouth get your mouth get your mouth get

your mouth get your mouth moving

make it jump

if you think that was fun watch this

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our ready to learn television

cooperative agreement

from the u.s department of education

through the public broadcasting service

and by the corporation for public

broadcasting i love how you said that

cleo

we do have additional funding to talk

about oh right of course

um additional support is provided by the

park foundation

dedicated to education and quality

television

and the civil society institute you know

theo i never get tired of telling people

about our funders

me either i could do it at least once

every day

we do oh yeah right we do

hey now hey

wow here's how

come and read between the lions

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it's time to look

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i have everything you need to know about

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are not a reference book to sneeze at

i just i don't why don't you hang around

to get acquainted while we find a place

for you on the shelves

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me everybody

oh wait in the wife ears

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lionel you know we've talked about

playing soccer in the library but

we have six times to be precise well you

know i'd

i'd take it outside only there's nobody

in the whole wide world to play with me

well why didn't you ask i'll take you on

oh just bringing it to you

i would be happy to engage you in a

match wait a second

you play soccer click prepare to have

your system

rebooted all right let's go

there you go right thanks love wait for

me

daddy oh daddy

would you please read me my favorite

story please please please

nobody else in the whole wide world

reads stories as well as you do well

let's see i

i've got some great stories right here

let's see oh look at this

how about bumpy the lumpy bus you want

to hear that huh no

no no no no no oh

look here we go how about mr

bunny's running drum look at that isn't

that like fun no

no no all right let's see oh

i think i got it look at this the

scruffy muffin looking you can pet him

look

daddy daddy daddy you know the one i

want

yeah oh let me guess hmm is it the one

where i huff and puff

right little engine that could

three little pigs i know honey

i'm just footing you that's my favorite

too oh i got it right here someplace

hey everybody everybody everybody

my dad is going to read the three

little pigs oh good one

oh here we go the three

little pigs this version by muffy

huffington

yeah once upon a time there were three

little pigs

each one built a house to live in the

first little pig

built his house out of straw because it

is fluffy

and no fuss

the second little pig built her house

out of sticks

because she was in a rush i'm in such a

rush

the third little pig built his house out

of bricks

because bricks would make a snug hut

bricks are such a fuss why struggle so

much

can't have lunch with us in the mud i'm

in no rush

then one day the big bad wolf

knocked on the door of the straw house

little big little pig let me come in

no no you can't come in not by the hair

of my chinny chin chin

then i'll hop and i'll puff and i'll

blow your house in

right honey very good so

so he huffed and he puffed and he blew

the house

in

the first little pig ran all the way to

the second little pig's house

but as soon as the door was shut they

heard a deep

voice

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let me come in no no

you can't come in not by the hair of my

chinny chin then i'll

hop and i'll pop and i'll blow your

house in

so he huffed me and he puffed and he

blew the house

in the pigs ran all the way to the third

little pig's house

but as soon as the door was shut they

heard a deeper voice

well big little pig let me come in

no no you can't come in not by the hair

of my chinny chin chin

then i'll hop and i'll pop and i'll

blow your house in but the big bad wolf

could not blow down the house of bricks

he grew very angry i'm gonna come

through your

chimney and eat you and with that the

wolf started down the chimney

time for lunch

the big bad wolf didn't know that the

three little pigs had a big pot of water

boiling in the fireplace

hmm it smells like someone's cooking up

oh

the big bad wolf ran away and the three

little pigs lived

happily ever

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oh the

fiction gotta love it yeah you know it's

based on a true story

that was great daddy i told you

nobody reads a story the way you do

except maybe you

huh but i wasn't really reading daddy

i just know how it goes only

i wonder what happened to the three

little pigs it

says they lived happily ever after but

does that mean they liked living all

together in the same house

and what happened to the wolf and what

was all that

boiling water for you know leona

you could answer those questions

yourself by writing a sequel

hey you're right daddy that's a great

idea

i could write a i could write a

what could i write a sequel

a continuation a follow-up

huh oh uh you don't get it huh um

what happens next oh

what happens next thanks heath

oh you're welcome my pleasure don't

mention it

donata boy i'm

going to write a sequel to the three

little pigs

don't go away dad stay right here

oh but i was just about to have lunch it

oh it's okay buddy she'll be back

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all soon all right and now mark the

reader and the vowels are cutting a rock

with a short

u sound in the word bug

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uh

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if you can read you g up then you can

read smack

and doug and you can read mug and joke

and you can talk hey i got you learning

the words don't you love

every art that you've heard if you can

read

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the pup and the bug

this is albrecht

hello albrecht hello

this is the pup hello pup

a bug the bug

jumps jump bug jump

the pup jumps poor bug

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good pup

jump bug jump

dum

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ah

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hug

tug tuck

stuck stuck stuck

stuck

great game mom oh and click i had no

idea you could play like that

oh too many headers

click let me help you get that off i can

do it myself

i will be back oh you guys are here

just in time we have an amazing author

who's agreed to do a reading from her

work oh yeah

who is it somebody famous it's me

you wrote a story she wrote a story it's

called the three little pigs the sequel

do you know what sequel means lionel

well uh

well of course i know what a sequel is

it's it's um

it's a continuation of a story hey

everyone

gather around my daughter's gonna read a

story come here

give me you're gonna love this come on

this is the story

of what happens after the end of the

three little pigs

it's called the three little pigs the

sequel once upon a time

the big bad wolf was in a hospital after

burning his tushy going down the three

little pig's chimney

as your doctor i'm warning you time to

cut down on the huffing and puffing

it's those pigs they're too smart

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you need to use your brain use my what

your brain in your head

i have a brain loosely speaking

a brain eh what do i do with

it what you need to do is

later there was a knock at the three

little pig's door

who is it little pig little pig

let me come in i'm uh uh

another pig

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it's a pig all right mm-hmm yesterday we

got a picture

come in why thank you the wolf

started to take off his costume and was

going to eat the pigs

when the first little pig said cup of

tea

no one had ever asked the wolf if he

wanted tea before

now be careful this is very hot

no problem i'll huff and i'll puff and

i'll cool your tea down

hmm

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yum try a muffin

mmm delicious and they

really lived happily ever after

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thank you that was a wonderful sequel

leona

it really gives the story a whole new

meaning oh thank you

that was the saddest story i ever heard

sad

lionel weren't you listening i said they

lived

happily ever after how could that wolf

be happy

he's never going to get to blow things

down anymore

it was the one thing he was good at and

now

he's left blowing on t

why doesn't he blow everything off the

table because

that's not my story but you know lionel

leona's is just one story

you know you could write your own sequel

to the three little pigs

yeah i i could couldn't i

i'll be back

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you got to get your mouth groovin let it

pump you gotta get your mouth get your

mouth get your mouth get your mouth get

your mouth moving

make it jump

and now it's time for the wayne's word

excellent gwen here once again at

blending fields

where two brave knights and armor will

charge together

head high speed and make a word

competing today we have sir

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um

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excellent that's the wingswood for today

and this is gawain saying

i'll be pumped up when i see you next

time on squidward great words

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and now a word from wnba superstar

theresa weatherspoon

jump

nice move

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jump two points

jump jump jump jump hump

hump hump hump hum hum

hum hum hum yum

wow cuddly kitty don't you just love

little wendy

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i tails what'll happen to lil wendy and

her pooch poopsie nest

oh i'm hungry let's

eat wendy said the wolf

and poopsie said yummy

oh no poor little wendy's in trouble

cuddly kitty this looks like a job

the punctuator and

emulticon the cat

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quotation marks

move the period

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make that a lowercase

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lowercase

i'm hungry let's eat wendy said

the wolf and poopsie said yummy wow

cuddly kitty

don't you just love little wendy tails

i wonder what'll happen to lil wendy and

her pooch poopsie next

and now a word from television star ms

vanessa williams bunny

oh unbelievable here this is for you

oh thank you buddy you can call me glass

well thank you guys oh

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hey everybody my brother's

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it's called the three little pigs meet

the wolfenator a sequel

by lionel he wrote it all by himself

i had nothing to do with it so so don't

blame me if you get scared

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once upon a time at the wolf hospital

a very smart and very evil wolf

doctor was finishing her repairs on the

big

bad wolf

for yes we works have been huffing and

puffing

with nothing to shove on it

but today oh yeah all of that will

change because i have not simply fixed

your poor burn

tushy my friend oh no

i have turned you into the worst

hello

you are perfect where are the wolves

have lungs

you my proofinator have

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of the three little pigs

little pig little pig let me come

in

no no you can't come in

not by the hair of my chinny chin

chin then i'll turn up my mega huff and

puff pumps

and i'll blow your house in

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and with that the wolfinator turned and

ran as fast as his bionic legs could

carry him

i'll be back the three robo pigs

rumbled after him happily ever

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what an exciting story lionel brilliant

hey let's hear for the kids folks come

on wow i love the illustrations

boy i love those robo pigs you know what

lionel

i love the story especially the part

where the robo pigs chased the

wolfenator

and then they all sat down to have tea

yeah i thought that was pretty just

wait a second that wasn't in my story

they don't have any tea

well then i'm gonna write a sequel to

your sequel

where they will yeah good idea no no

no no no no no no no no no no no no no

no no no no no no no

no the wolfinator

where do they come up with wild ideas

like that

do you happen to have a book on

allergies

i can't stop halfing on pathing

yes yes yes yes we do sir yes we do it's

me i'm an allergy book oh in fact

i'm the allergy book

eh that's great cause i have a

tremendous

i could definitely help you with that

really

you know something i think this is the

start of a beautiful friendship

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oh don't be ridiculous you're just a

silly pigeon no i am the pigeonator

and i'll huff and i'll um

um yeah puff

i'll huff and i'll puff and

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uh well maybe i um

uh can't yeah

can't

but god look at me

what have you done come back here

straight me up

huff and puff me back right along please

please

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if you get a child wild

about reading you get a child

wild about learning be a designated

reader right

that's me being wild about reading

that's me being wild about being a

designated reader cool

once upon a time

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be here

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i love how you said that

cleo we do have additional funding to

talk about

oh right of course um additional support

is provided by

the park foundation dedicated to

education and quality television

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and the civil society institute you know

theo i never get tired of telling people

about our funders

me either i could do it at least once

every day

we do oh yeah